0:00:03 > 0:00:05MAN BREATHES DEEPLY
0:00:05 > 0:00:08DISTANT RUMBLING
0:00:17 > 0:00:19EXPLOSION
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Hmm.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25FOOTSTEPS
0:00:28 > 0:00:31COMPUTERS BEEP
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Sir!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46It's happened. We have one!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Unidentified craft. Crash landed.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59We've checked all the flight paths, military logs...
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Nothing was supposed to be in the area.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Here.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08Our very first alien craft!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- OK. We do this by the book. - By the book.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Prepare a Section Ten.- Ah! - Lock down the area.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Put out a cover story.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Call it a meteor crash.
0:01:19 > 0:01:24No-one gets within a mile of that site till we find our aliens.
0:01:25 > 0:01:31We'll show them that Area 5.1 still matters.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Get our top man up there right now.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Edwin Grosse? Yes, sir!
0:01:37 > 0:01:42And tell him that he needs to find a UFO,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45or we're all out of a job!
0:01:45 > 0:01:47We're all out of a job...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49THEY MOAN
0:02:01 > 0:02:04The 21st century faces a new kind of threat,
0:02:04 > 0:02:08and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25Hidden in a place no villain will think to look,
0:02:25 > 0:02:28welcome to M.I. High.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- Headmaster? - Sorry, Mr McNab. Bit of a rush.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34The whole school's in a tizzy about last night.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35We have a visitor.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38What? Already?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Edwin Grosse. Ministry of Defence.
0:02:40 > 0:02:45Oh. Yes, of course. You must be here about the UFO?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Sorry?- The spaceship. Crash landing in our back yard.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51A giant fireball over the woods...
0:02:51 > 0:02:54No spaceship, Mr Flatley. It was a meteorite.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Oh. Oh, I see.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Wait a minute.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00How can you be so sure?
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Because there are no such things as UFOs, Mr Flatley.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04HE CHUCKLES Poor Mr McNab.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06So impressed by the official line.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10They don't always tell you the full story, you know, Mr McNab...
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Here are the facts.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16We're conducting a clean-up operation in the woods.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Strictly no admittance.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I need to speak to your pupils IMMEDIATELY.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Of course you do.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I know a 'man in black' when I see one.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37What about the flying saucer, sir? I heard it was as big as a bus.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Yeah. When ET arrives, he comes on the number 66.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41LAUGHTER
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Yes, all right, all right. Calm down, everyone.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Now, this is Mr Grosse,
0:03:47 > 0:03:52and he's got something to say about last night's...incident.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57OK. I'll keep it simple.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Stay away from the woods.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02I knew it. The place is riddled with aliens.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06We're conducting a formal investigation. Meteorite crash.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Eliminating everything dangerous from the site.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Potential radioactivity, impact craters...
0:04:12 > 0:04:15So, let's be clear, there's no such thing as aliens.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Actually, recent studies show at least 300 stars
0:04:18 > 0:04:22with planets orbiting the sweet spot in our galaxy alone.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25GROSSE CHUCKLES EVILLY
0:04:25 > 0:04:30Oh, there are no 'sweets' or 'spots' in space, little girl.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32It's where planets have the right chemistry
0:04:32 > 0:04:34to support extra-terrestrial life.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39What landed in the woods last night was a lump of space rock.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40It happens every day.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45So, any questions?
0:04:45 > 0:04:46Yes, you?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Who cuts your hair? - SNIGGERING
0:04:50 > 0:04:51Enough!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Let's have a bit of respect.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57So, the woods are out of bounds until Mr Grosse decides otherwise.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00THAT is an order.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03So, thank you, Mr Grosse and goodbye, sir.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Mr Grosse, perhaps you'd like to see my goldfish...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- OK. Time we did a bit work. - GROANING
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Fact or fiction, how can we tell the difference?
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Your nan tells you.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Wrong. Your nan's not a credible witness.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21I'm setting you a project on truth and illusion.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25I want you to gather the facts from what happened last night,
0:05:25 > 0:05:28and only the facts, without going to the woods.
0:05:28 > 0:05:34Start here - in the library, on the internet, in local papers...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Credible sources.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38I'm hearing lots of very dull words.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42Well, let's add a bit of competitive spirit to the deal.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Best project gets a special prize.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47BELL RINGS
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Go.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51CHATTER
0:05:51 > 0:05:53McNab giving prizes? Since when?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56No, Aneisha. Prizes are good. We could clean up here.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- BUZZING - Work together.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Two heads ARE better than one. - Sorry.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Then the prize is all mine, buddy.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18BEEPING
0:06:18 > 0:06:19PINGING
0:06:35 > 0:06:39The lovely MYRA - a spy satellite owned by the Complainian Government.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41It's just been shot down in our back yard.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42OK. So, not a meteorite.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Why did WE shoot it down? - It wasn't us, Aneisha.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48MYRA maps military sites across Europe, including ours.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51No-one could crack their encryption, but there was a weak link.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53The Black Box.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57OK, having an off day. Is anyone else seeing orange?
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Geek speak, Aneisha. We call any closed system a Black Box.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04It's indestructible, and records all the satellite sees.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05- Unencrypted.- Exactly, Tom.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Whoever shot MYRA down must be after it.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10If this box falls into the wrong hands,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13it's a serious threat to our national security.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- So, let's go get it.- Problem, Dan.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Area 5.1 have issued a Section Ten.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Oh, I hate it when that happens(!) Who?
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Area 5.1,
0:07:22 > 0:07:25a weird little unit left over from the Cold War.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26They investigate...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28UFO sightings.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29No!
0:07:29 > 0:07:32It gives them the right to lock down the area
0:07:32 > 0:07:35until they're satisfied there are no green men running around.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- They've sent their best man. - Edwin Grosse?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40You mean there's a major breach of national security
0:07:40 > 0:07:43lying in the woods, and we can't go after it?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Not officially. Tom, what have you got
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- to help the spies stay undercover in the dark?- Let's see...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Metal detector...
0:07:52 > 0:07:54..night vision goggles...
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- and a thingy...- Thingy?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Heat sensors. Lets you know when people are close by.
0:07:59 > 0:08:00Three thingies, please.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02We go in tonight. Very carefully.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Whoever wants this box has used some serious weaponry.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Find it first, and DON'T get caught.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21OWL HOOTS
0:08:21 > 0:08:24FOOTSTEPS
0:08:51 > 0:08:53METAL DETECTOR BUZZES
0:08:53 > 0:08:55BEEPING
0:09:03 > 0:09:05METAL DETECTOR BUZZES
0:09:07 > 0:09:09BEEPING
0:09:10 > 0:09:12SHE PANTS
0:09:19 > 0:09:21BEEPING SHE GASPS
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Oh, yes.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45FOOTSTEPS
0:09:48 > 0:09:50SHE PANTS
0:09:50 > 0:09:52CRASHING SHE GASPS
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Tom, I've found the crash site.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04METAL DETECTOR BEEPS
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Hey, guys!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I've found it!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15We've got ourselves a landing site.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Let's get a whole alien army going.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Check out the big alien footprint. It works!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
0:10:30 > 0:10:33See it and weep, McNab. I'm SO taking down that prize.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35BEEPING
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- What was that?!- What?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Something glowing in the bush. We've found one!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46Like in the movies, the finger glows...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Bing! "Phone...ho-o-o-me..."
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Hello?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Are you in there, little guy?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Aneisha?- Do you want to phone home?
0:10:57 > 0:10:59SHRILL SCREAM
0:10:59 > 0:11:01BEEPING
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Not cool, Roly. It might have teeth.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05SHRILL SCREAM
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh, right, yeah.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Didn't think of that.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11SHRILL SCREAM
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Need a bit of back up here, guys...
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- DISTANTLY:- I've got to go! - Guys?
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Guys?!
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Aneisha?- Good one, Tom. You nearly got me caught!
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Why's everybody stopped moving? - Cos we're undercover.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- Who else has stopped? - Zoe. Nothing for five minutes.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Either she's dropped her marker, or...- I'll check. Where?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- 27 degrees north west. - You mean left and up a bit?
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- Yes.- On it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38SHE GASPS
0:11:38 > 0:11:40So, what's this?
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Not one of those school pupils with all that hi-tech stuff...
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Ah!
0:11:47 > 0:11:49And...a piece of MYRA?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Who's under there?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55GRUNTING, SCUFFLING, GROANING
0:11:57 > 0:11:59GRUNTING, GROANING
0:12:03 > 0:12:05PANTING
0:12:08 > 0:12:10HE GROANS
0:12:14 > 0:12:16HE GASPS
0:12:17 > 0:12:19HE PANTS
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Problem?- Zoe.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Grab this.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Up.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49HE SCREAMS
0:12:49 > 0:12:50SQUELCHING
0:12:50 > 0:12:52HE GROANS
0:12:59 > 0:13:00SHE GRUNTS
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Wow!
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Oh, hi.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Where did you learn to do that?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Umm...PE.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I'm totally taking that class.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Not finding anything here tonight, but it's defo a meteor.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17How do you know?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Cos that's what Mr McNab wants, and I'M getting that prize.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Coming?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25I'll hang for a bit. Get my breath back.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28SHE EXHALES
0:13:28 > 0:13:30HE PANTS
0:13:46 > 0:13:49We had to abort. Too many rogue classmates on the loose.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53And 5.1. That Grosse guy was seriously scary.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- He knew about the satellite.- Strange.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Chased me through the woods. Don't know how I shook him off!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Big Boys' Book of Survival Tips. We've got your back.
0:14:02 > 0:14:06No, it's a high five. You do this.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07OK. LOUD SLAPPING NOISE
0:14:07 > 0:14:09SHE GIGGLES
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Did we find anything?
0:14:10 > 0:14:11I got this.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20BUZZING Oops!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I think I killed Flopsy.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I meant to say...
0:14:26 > 0:14:27..DON'T touch that!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29What have I done?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31It's OK. The limbic stimulator. My new device.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34It scrambles neurons in the hippocampus,
0:14:34 > 0:14:36triggering high-energy REM activity.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39So, what you're trying to say is she sent Flopsy to sleep.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41I did say that, didn't I?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44- BEEPING - Bingo.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47Looks like MYRA was carrying energy sensors.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49She's picked up heat flares here and here.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Underground missile launchers.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56No use. Just bits of memory.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59We need the Box to get the full data.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Hang on.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- What's this? - A very messy school yard.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05It's St Heart's.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07And look here. The broom cupboard.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- MYRA'S found our hiding place. - OK. Big trouble.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Whoever finds that box will have access to military secrets
0:15:13 > 0:15:15from all over the world, and enough information
0:15:15 > 0:15:19to blow our cover and put the entire M.I. High operation in jeopardy.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26DOOR OPENS
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Headmaster.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32It's time to read the Riot Act.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36I don't think I know that one. Is it a best-seller?
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I've just had a message from Mr Grosse
0:15:38 > 0:15:41which paints our school in a very bad light.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Really? This school? St Heart's?
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Someone, not very far from here, disobeyed explicit orders
0:15:48 > 0:15:51and entered the woods last night.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- I think it's time for you to step forward.- Me?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56But...I was nowhere near the woods.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00I was...here. Yes, here, in the office.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04What? I'm not accusing YOU of disobeying orders, Mr Flatley.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- Oh?- No, I meant it's time for you to step forward
0:16:07 > 0:16:13and impose some discipline on these unruly...upstarts.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15What do you mean you were in the office?
0:16:15 > 0:16:20Erm, I'm running a...science project. Bird watching, yes.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21At night?
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Yes, nocturnal...birds. Owls! For the wildlife thing.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Wildlife...audit.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33The truth is out there, Mr McNab.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36And so are most of our pupils, apparently.
0:16:36 > 0:16:40Blatantly disregarding regulations.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42I'll send them in.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Oh...will you?
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Which ones?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47All of them.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Right, well...
0:16:58 > 0:17:00I'm so glad you could all drop by...
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Drop by?!
0:17:01 > 0:17:04Now, what did I ask you along for?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07To give them a severe ticking off.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Oh, yes. Now, look here.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13It's really not the done thing.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15You mean, "not allowed."
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Exactly. Not allowed.
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Perhaps the instruction wasn't clear...
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Oh, the instruction was clear, Mr Flatley.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24They were told not to go there.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27True. Very true. So, erm...
0:17:27 > 0:17:29did any of you go there?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32- Where?- The woods, sonny boy. The woods.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33No, sir.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35There you are. That's what I thought.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Right then, toddle off. Spit spot.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39Hey!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Spit spot?
0:17:42 > 0:17:46- Exactly.- That's your idea of a severe ticking off?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Rather good, I thought. PUPILS SNIGGER
0:17:48 > 0:17:52The rest of them must be out there quaking in their boots.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I'll send them in.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Just a moment. I need a quick word with these two.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58GIRL LAUGHS
0:18:00 > 0:18:04You two seem to know an awful lot about aliens and stuff.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Do we?- Yes.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10The sweet spot, the chemical atmosphere, and so on.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Supposing, just supposing,
0:18:12 > 0:18:15one of those planets actually sent a spacecraft here,
0:18:15 > 0:18:17hypothetically speaking, of course,
0:18:17 > 0:18:19what do you think they'd be looking for?
0:18:19 > 0:18:22HE EXHALES
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Abductions?
0:18:24 > 0:18:27By aliens. You must have heard of them.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30I've got a book here somewhere. Look, let me show you.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34It says that people, perfectly ordinary people,
0:18:34 > 0:18:38are taken up into these spacecraft by these little men,
0:18:38 > 0:18:41and they have these probes and... Oh, where's it gone?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43I knew it was here somewhere.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47I'll try a hack on his laptop cam.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49And...we're in.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53Well, at least we know it's safe.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54But Mr Flatley isn't.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Who's this?- Edwin Grosse.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00- In the future? - No, the real Edwin Grosse.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02He was found tied up in a warehouse.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04It seems we have an imposter on our hands.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07I knew there was something funny about the guy in the woods.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10- So, who's he?- Mercenary, enemy agent, muscle for hire...
0:19:10 > 0:19:13He could be anybody, and he could do anything to get that box.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15So, how do we protect our head teacher?
0:19:15 > 0:19:19We need to get the box. This is getting dangerously tricky.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25COMPUTER: What do you mean, "It's not at the crash site?"
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Someone must have taken it from that school.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31Instruct our agent to intensify his search.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33We must have that box!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You appear to have lost this.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Oh, that's jolly nice of you, Mr Grosse.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10- I was looking for that.- Hmm.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13The thing is, I found it in the woods.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17Oh. That IS strange. It must have been abducted!
0:20:17 > 0:20:18HE CHUCKLES
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Maybe the kids, having a bit of fun...?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23That can't be right.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26They were told to stay away from the crash site.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I'll have to search your room, Mr Flatley.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30- Oh, no. No, you can't.- Can't?
0:20:30 > 0:20:35No, no, it's...a serious breach. School files. Pupil confidentiality.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37You'd need some kind of warrant.
0:20:37 > 0:20:38We'll see about that.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Mr Flatley? You've got to hear my new song.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Not now, sonny!
0:20:43 > 0:20:49Actually, Byron has the perfect ear for the emotional truth.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54I will be back.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Just remember, anything found at the crash site is Government property,
0:20:58 > 0:21:03and disobeying orders will have serious consequences.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Thank you, Mr Grosse.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Duly noted.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Now, my dear boy. Sing!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19# We're all aliens
0:21:19 > 0:21:21# Under the skin
0:21:21 > 0:21:24# We just need to open our hearts
0:21:24 > 0:21:26# And let some in. #
0:21:26 > 0:21:29# We're all aliens
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- # Under the skin... # - # Let some in... #
0:21:32 > 0:21:36- Turn the sound off, Tom. - No! This rocks.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Someone give Zoe a definition of 'rocks.'
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Has anyone else noticed Mr Flatley's sleeping in there?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Yeah, I think he's studying the crash site.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46- He has this thing about aliens and abductions.- That's it!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51It's time for Dr Drama to do her stuff.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52I hate Dr Drama.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54SHE CHUCKLES
0:22:11 > 0:22:12COMPUTER BEEPS
0:22:16 > 0:22:18RATTLING
0:22:21 > 0:22:23ELECTRICITY BUZZES
0:22:29 > 0:22:31HE GASPS
0:22:31 > 0:22:33ALIEN RASPS
0:22:38 > 0:22:40HE MOANS
0:22:55 > 0:22:57HE SCREAMS AND SOBS
0:22:57 > 0:22:59ALIEN RASPS
0:23:03 > 0:23:05HE SCREAMS
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Please don't abduct me! I wouldn't be any use to you.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15I haven't got anything worth probing!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19HE SOBS
0:23:32 > 0:23:34HE WHIMPERS
0:24:03 > 0:24:04DOOR RATTLES
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Ah! I've locked it.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08HE CHUCKLES
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Ah! Well done, guys.
0:24:10 > 0:24:14What a perfect little scam. And very entertaining!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17I watched the whole thing from the sidelines.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Now, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Don't give it to him.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Actually, now I come to think of it, there is only the hard way.
0:24:26 > 0:24:27- HE GROANS - Run, Aneisha!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Yes, that's a better idea.
0:24:31 > 0:24:35I always think it's best to have your enemies do your work for you.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36Now, hurry, hurry, hurry.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38That's it. Bring it over.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43I'd love to stay and chat...
0:24:43 > 0:24:47but I really must get this valuable box back to my bosses.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52HE GROANS
0:24:59 > 0:25:02HE SNORES
0:25:02 > 0:25:04Limbic stimulator. I got your back too.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07- High six?- Five...
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Check this ID. Head of KLAVIKLE. A KORPS agent.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- He's going down.- Hold on.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- I've got a better idea. - Better than prison?
0:25:17 > 0:25:19It's like Grosse said...
0:25:19 > 0:25:22sometimes it's best to let your enemies do all the work.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31OK.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Let's play swapsies.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Nice one, Tom. Move the military sites.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Let's see what happens to Mr Grosse
0:25:37 > 0:25:40when KORPS are met by our little welcoming party.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04HE CACKLES
0:26:10 > 0:26:13KORPS attack teams stand by. Let's hit them where it hurts.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21COMPUTER: KOPRS intercepted. ALL CHEER
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- COMPUTER:- Attacks intercepted. MI9 ambush.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25What?! No!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35You've been outmanoeuvred, by children!
0:26:35 > 0:26:38You pathetic, little, feeble idiot.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40And now you'll have to pay!
0:26:42 > 0:26:43Take him away!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48No! No, please! Please!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51HE SCREAMS
0:26:51 > 0:26:53SHE SIGHS WEARILY
0:26:53 > 0:26:55HE PLAYS GUITAR CHORDS
0:26:57 > 0:27:00APPLAUSE Thank you. Very good. Thank you.
0:27:02 > 0:27:03So...
0:27:03 > 0:27:04The evidence is in...
0:27:06 > 0:27:10..and Roland wins...a day's detention for breaking school rules
0:27:10 > 0:27:12and going into the woods,
0:27:12 > 0:27:16whereas Melissa, she used her brains...
0:27:16 > 0:27:21and this Ministry of Defence website to keep up to speed with events.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24See, no need to disobey orders.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Well done, come on up.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27APPLAUSE
0:27:30 > 0:27:32And, as our school hero,
0:27:32 > 0:27:35you get to help Frank clean up the yard...
0:27:35 > 0:27:37ALL CHEER SARCASTICALLY
0:27:37 > 0:27:39..and you lot get to help her!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- ALL GROAN - Oh, come on. Cheer up.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Look on the bright side.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46At least we've established there's no such thing as aliens.
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Right, headmaster?
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Headmaster?
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