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0:00:03 > 0:00:08I am Sebastian J Wilberforce, new head of research at MI9.

0:00:08 > 0:00:12There's one reason we're not winning the war with KORPS - technology.

0:00:12 > 0:00:16My recently perfected molecular accelerator will change all that.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19It uses quantum manipulation to accelerate the evolution

0:00:19 > 0:00:22of the object to whichever time period you desire.

0:00:27 > 0:00:28Not bad, eh?

0:00:28 > 0:00:31The best part is that when I connect this to the MI9 network

0:00:31 > 0:00:34at our secret facility this afternoon,

0:00:34 > 0:00:38all of our technology will be upgraded instantly.

0:00:38 > 0:00:42- Cool. It'll be like getting a new phone.- Nice.- Not quite.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44The technology will be so advanced,

0:00:44 > 0:00:48- they'll be controlling everything from MI9 HQ.- So what happens to us?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50They're disbanding MI High.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53You will each be sent back to your old schools,

0:00:53 > 0:00:56you won't see each other any more, and I'm out of a job.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59We're on the scrapheap.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04The 21st century faces a new kind of threat

0:01:04 > 0:01:08and MI9 school must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26Hidden in a place no villain will think to look,

0:01:26 > 0:01:28welcome to MI High.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45This is the Crime Minister.

0:01:45 > 0:01:50I have the secret location of MI9's new molecular accelerator.

0:01:50 > 0:01:55Send all agents to acquire it now.

0:01:55 > 0:02:01Today St Heart's is going to hold its first ever careers fair.

0:02:01 > 0:02:05- So boring!- You are in for a very, very special treat

0:02:05 > 0:02:09because General Gabriel Grinder

0:02:09 > 0:02:12is going to grant us some insight

0:02:12 > 0:02:16into the many, many joys of a military life.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19I thought it was a careers fair? That's only one career.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21There's only one career I'll ever want.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Frank?

0:02:27 > 0:02:29I'm the new cleaner.

0:02:29 > 0:02:34- The headmaster, Mr Flatley, said you'd show me the ropes.- Of course.

0:02:34 > 0:02:38Well, it's an interesting job, full of variety.

0:02:40 > 0:02:44You clean things, they get dirty, you clean them again.

0:02:45 > 0:02:47I'll miss it.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- I never realised how much. - I know how you feel, my love.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53- I had a career once.- What happened?

0:02:53 > 0:02:58The worst thing that can happen to somebody like me. Retirement.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00You know, it's like a race.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03You stop for a moment, the whole world carries on,

0:03:03 > 0:03:05then you realise you're not in the race any more.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Consider yourself back in the race, Margery.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12The floor buffer's complicated. I'm supposed to provide training but...

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Oh, happy with a mop and bucket, poppet.

0:03:15 > 0:03:20- Why is the top of your mop flashing? - It is?

0:03:20 > 0:03:21It is!

0:03:21 > 0:03:24It's just an alert system I set up.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29- Lets me know when there's a... - Spillage?- Yes. A spillage.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32A fantastic, high-risk, life-threatening spillage.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Excuse me.

0:03:34 > 0:03:38Oh, Frank, there's been a spillage by the vending machines.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- They need us.- Let's go.

0:03:43 > 0:03:47..self-reliance. There is a structure to your day,

0:03:47 > 0:03:52to your life, to your routine, and to your future.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56PING!

0:04:14 > 0:04:17Don't worry, Frank. The awesome foursome are back in the house.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19- Unleash the Neish! - MI9 realised their mistake.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- There's some world-ending threat. - They need us to take it out.

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Our equipment's useless now,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27so the only thing you'll be taking out is the recycling.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Oh!

0:04:30 > 0:04:34As missions go, this one really is a load of rubbish.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Enjoy it. Being a spy's about being resourceful,

0:04:37 > 0:04:38making the most of things.

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Yeah, but we're not spies any more. - Until they sack us, we are.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44Besides, look at some of this stuff. It's amazing.

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Retro spypods, magnetic boots.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I'll ask Frank if I can keep this for my collection.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- You have a collection? - Yeah, antique spy stuff.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56You mean clapped-out old trash.

0:04:57 > 0:05:00I wonder what this one does.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- LAUGHS:- Compressed water canister. Classic!

0:05:06 > 0:05:10A CV is a document about your many skills and abilities

0:05:10 > 0:05:14which is vital when you're preparing for the future.

0:05:14 > 0:05:19Think of it as a shop window with a display about you,

0:05:19 > 0:05:23only on a piece of paper instead of in a shop.

0:05:23 > 0:05:27And with words instead of a display.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29In fact, it's probably best

0:05:29 > 0:05:34if you just think of it as a piece of paper with words.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Goodness. The smell of that skip really has rubbed off on you.

0:05:38 > 0:05:42At least you've had some valuable work experience, eh?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Waste management is a very demanding field,

0:05:45 > 0:05:48so those CVs will need to sparkle.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54This is hopeless. I only ever want to be a spy.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58- I don't want to do anything else. - Or be anywhere else, right?

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Zoe will lose her MI9 foster home. She'll have nothing.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06BUZZING

0:06:08 > 0:06:12Forget it. They probably just want us to lift something heavy.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15I've already got blisters from dragging that bin round.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Might be the last time we work together.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Forget it. We're on our own.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24We'll still look out for each other, won't we? Won't we?

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- MAN'S VOICE:- Hello? Is that the electoral office?

0:06:35 > 0:06:39I'd like to report a vote miscount.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42General Grinder's due any minute. Where's that cleaning lady?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44This place has to look spick and span.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45PHONE RINGS

0:06:45 > 0:06:49Excuse me, Mr McNab. Hello?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51Yes, Kenneth Flatley speaking.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53What?

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Yes. Yes, I will. Thank you.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- General Grinder?- No.

0:07:01 > 0:07:02It was a call to tell me

0:07:02 > 0:07:06that I've won a by-election in Greater Coventry.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Did you even stand as a candidate?

0:07:08 > 0:07:11No. The Electoral Commission were as surprised as me.

0:07:11 > 0:07:15- What?- I'm a Member of Parliament!

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Arise, Sir Kenneth!

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Hello.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Good afternoon, dear.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28HE SINGS TO HIS MUSIC

0:07:31 > 0:07:32Hello, love.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Hello. Good afternoon.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42I'm old, I'm not invisible.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44SHE SIGHS

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- Hello.- Oh, hello, love.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50How's the new job?

0:07:50 > 0:07:54- Oh, it's something to do, isn't it? Nice to have a purpose.- Yeah.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56- It must be.- Dan!

0:07:56 > 0:07:59They your friends, are they?

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Yeah. The best.

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- What's the matter, love?- I might not be seeing so much of them any more.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11I've been trying to reach you. Why aren't you answering?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14What exciting mission have you got this time? Dusting?

0:08:14 > 0:08:18- Some polishing, perhaps? - No, a proper mission.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Please send help immediately.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23KORPS have discovered we're planning to evolve MI9 technology.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25They're coming for me.

0:08:25 > 0:08:30They're coming for the molecular accelerator. Please! Help me.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Looks like he's hiding in the boiler room.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Someone leaked information to KORPS. We have to extract Sebastian

0:08:36 > 0:08:39and the accelerator and bring them to our base.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41What? So we can plug it into the MI9 network from here?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- And put us out of business?- Would you rather deal with the rubbish?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Point taken. Let's go.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50I'd better go. Bye.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Bye.

0:08:53 > 0:08:57I do hope you're enjoying your tour of our school, sir.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59Where are my new recruits, McNab?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Oh, ready and waiting, General.

0:09:01 > 0:09:06To be honest, it's a great relief to have somebody like-minded around...

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Read minds, can you, McNab? - No, sir, of course not.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Then how do you know that WE are like-minded?- I only assumed...

0:09:13 > 0:09:18Assume nothing! Am I right in thinking you're NOT the headmaster?

0:09:19 > 0:09:25I'm the deputy head, sir. Pipped to the post on a technicality

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- so I'm second in command for now. But once Mr...- For now?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31Are you a plotter, McNab?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Because any plotters on my watch can plot a direct course

0:09:34 > 0:09:39- from my boots up their backsides! - Sir, no, sir!

0:09:39 > 0:09:41All I meant, sir, was Mr Flatley has just won

0:09:41 > 0:09:43the Greater Coventry by-election

0:09:43 > 0:09:47so he should be leaving St Heart's for Parliament.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51It's ridiculous, really. He didn't even stand.

0:09:51 > 0:09:56It takes courage and skill to win a battle,

0:09:56 > 0:10:01but a man who can win a battle without even fighting it,

0:10:01 > 0:10:03that's a rare gift indeed.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Well...- This Flatley of yours could be officer material.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Find him immediately.- Sir, yes, sir.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19OK, I've triangulated the position of Sebastian's phone.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22He's still hiding in the boiler room but KORPS are closing in.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I have a plan of the building. We can guide you.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28- The place is overrun. We need help, not guidance.- Go left, guys.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31I'll try to trap the KORPS agents using security doors.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36'Done it.'

0:10:36 > 0:10:39- I've cleared the way to the next level.- Excellent work, Tom.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44What's the matter with you all?

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Marching up and down in the yard not good enough for you, eh?

0:10:48 > 0:10:54Isn't there any sitting down pushing buttons jobs in the military?

0:10:54 > 0:10:59As I was saying, Mr Flatley, grunts are easy to come by

0:10:59 > 0:11:02but genuine officer pedigree, that's rare.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Oh, thank you.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07And commanding the household cavalry would be quite an honour

0:11:07 > 0:11:11but I'm afraid my political career seems to have accelerated.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I've just taken another call.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16I've been made into the Government minister in charge of education.

0:11:16 > 0:11:21You could win an entire war without even breaking a sweat. McNab!

0:11:24 > 0:11:29- I was just taking a minute to get my breath back, sir.- No excuses, McNab.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- Get down and give me infinity. - Please, sir.

0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Are you allergic to the ground, McNab?- No, sir.

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Then perhaps we can spray it with perfume?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Scatter it with rose petals? Like that, would you?

0:11:43 > 0:11:46- Make it more appealing to you, would it?- Yes, sir.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50I mean, no, sir. No, sir!

0:11:50 > 0:11:52How about you just follow my orders?

0:11:52 > 0:11:56Would that be all right, McNab? CAN I BE IN CHARGE FOR A SECOND?

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Yes, sir.

0:12:04 > 0:12:08One, two... Come on, McNab!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11They must have sent everything they've got down here.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13I'm getting tired of running.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Zoe! Zoe?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20You've locked her in with an army of KORPS agents.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hang on.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28- She won't last five seconds. - She's going to get pulverised!

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Hold on, Zoe.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Almost there.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37Zoe?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39What?

0:12:40 > 0:12:43'Sebastian's still in the boiler room.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45- 'You need to get there fast.' - Come on.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- DEEP MAN'S VOICE:- Stella Knight?

0:12:52 > 0:12:56It's Agent Jenkins from MI9 surveillance.

0:12:56 > 0:13:00The Prime Minister is being targeted. We have to protect him.

0:13:01 > 0:13:02BLEEPING

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Stella.- Frank.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07I have got another priority mission for you and your team.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09I'm glad to hear we're no longer on the scrapheap.

0:13:09 > 0:13:13Well, owing to a turn of events that I'm struggling to understand,

0:13:13 > 0:13:16the acting Prime Minister is now at St Heart's.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20There's a report of an assassination plan by the new Shadow Master.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22The PM is completely unprotected.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26- You have to get there as quickly as you can.- Understood.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Tom, get the team, Sebastian

0:13:27 > 0:13:30and the molecular accelerator back here safely.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34They want all of you upstairs with me protecting the Prime Minister.

0:13:34 > 0:13:35The Prime Minister is here?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46Mr Kenneth Flatley is headmaster at St Heart's school,

0:13:46 > 0:13:49with a reputation for under-promising but under-delivering.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53A committed morris dancer, fly fisher and avid reader of romance novels,

0:13:53 > 0:13:58Mr Flatley admits to being totally bewildered by the appointment

0:13:58 > 0:14:02and to feeling unqualified in, and I quote, every respect.

0:14:03 > 0:14:06Now, you're probably all wondering why I've got you here.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09Unfortunately every Member of Parliament

0:14:09 > 0:14:12has suddenly been summoned abroad on urgent business,

0:14:12 > 0:14:14which means that I now need to form a Cabinet.

0:14:14 > 0:14:18There's one behind you, sir. Next to the chest of drawers.

0:14:18 > 0:14:22Very amusing, Roly. So, General...

0:14:22 > 0:14:24- Oh, hello, Frank.- Mr F.

0:14:24 > 0:14:28Prime Minister, Frank. Would you care to take a seat?

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Where is he?

0:14:41 > 0:14:46- Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me.- We're MI9.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Oh, but you can't be. You're just children.- Just children?

0:14:50 > 0:14:54We've just saved your life and we're not much younger than you are.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57Once my molecular accelerator is plugged into the MI9 network,

0:14:57 > 0:14:59you won't have to save anybody ever again.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Spying is about far more than just technology.

0:15:02 > 0:15:06You can't bring down an organisation like KORPS by pushing a button.

0:15:06 > 0:15:10- What would you know? Caveman!- Come on, guys. We should just leave him.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12No, don't.

0:15:12 > 0:15:16- Why is he holding a blanket?- This?

0:15:16 > 0:15:19- Is that a comfort blanket?- No...

0:15:19 > 0:15:24I just c-c-carry it round with me in case I decide to have a picnic.

0:15:24 > 0:15:28I bet you like a wittle cuddle wuddle with it too, don't you?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30This place is still crawling with KORPS agents.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Come on.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39All KORPS agents withdraw. Withdraw, immediately!

0:15:39 > 0:15:43I thought you said that place was crawling with KORPS agents.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- Where were they?- They're behind you.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47HE SHRIEKS

0:15:47 > 0:15:52Strange. Why would they just give up like that? Message from Frank.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54'Team, I know this sounds strange,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56'but Mr Flatley has been made Prime Minister.

0:15:56 > 0:15:59'We've had word that KORPS are going to attack him.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01'We'll get to the bottom of it later, but until we know more,

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- 'I need you to guard him.'- Rewind.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Did he just say Mr Flatley is Prime Minister?

0:16:07 > 0:16:10KORPS must have done this to make the PM an easier target.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12'Send Sebastian to the broom cupboard by himself.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14'Don't worry, he's got MI9 clearance.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17'I'll get there as quickly as I can and take him into the base

0:16:17 > 0:16:21- 'where he can activate the accelerator.'- Finally, a grown-up.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- Says the man with the comfort blanket(!)- It's a picnic blanket.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26Come on, let's get changed and find Mr Flatley.

0:16:39 > 0:16:44- 'Sebastian J Wilberforce.- Frank?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47'No. Just a good, old-fashioned voice changer.'

0:16:47 > 0:16:49My name is Jemima Thursday -

0:16:49 > 0:16:53one of the greatest spies in the history of MI9.

0:16:53 > 0:16:58- What do you want with me? - Your device and your MI9 access.

0:16:58 > 0:17:01They took mine away years ago.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05Pop your thumb on that biometric panel,

0:17:05 > 0:17:09there's a cherub, or I might have to karate chop your bottom.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23These keep coming through the fax machine, Prime Minister.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25So many decisions to make

0:17:25 > 0:17:27and I have no idea what any of them are about, General.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31- That's why you're the Prime Minister, sir.- Prime Minister, you need to sign this.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Thank you very much, Byron. Goodness.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Frank, where is Sebastian? - I thought he was with you.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40You sent us a message, said he had to meet you by the broom cupboard.

0:17:40 > 0:17:44- I didn't send a message.- Well, if you didn't, who did?- I don't know.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46People have been getting strange calls all day.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50- One of you should get down to the base.- I'll go. Look after the PM.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53How did he get elected anyway?

0:17:53 > 0:17:55We don't know, but we think KORPS was involved.

0:17:55 > 0:17:57Until we find out more, he's the acting PM.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59We have to look after him.

0:18:01 > 0:18:05It's a while since I have seen this old place.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I used to work here you know, you know.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You've orchestrated all this to bring me here?

0:18:09 > 0:18:13Not you, so much as your molecular accelerator.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18- How do you even know about it?- Good old-fashioned spycraft, my dear.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21I have learnt a thing or two in my time.

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I can rig an election, I can fool MI9,

0:18:24 > 0:18:27so I can certainly find out about your little toy.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31- What are you going to do? - I'm going to use your accelerator

0:18:31 > 0:18:35to put the brakes on. I am going to turn it into reverse.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38What? You are going to make MI9's technology go backwards

0:18:38 > 0:18:41instead of forwards? MI9 can only beat KORPS if our technology

0:18:41 > 0:18:45- is state-of-the-art.- In my day, a good, old-fashioned

0:18:45 > 0:18:49poisoned umbrella was considered state-of-the-art.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52I was considered state-of-the-art.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Things move so quickly, too quickly.

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Who was it who said "old-school spies have had their day?"

0:19:05 > 0:19:06Well, we'll see about that!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Someone rigged the voting system to make Flatley a minister

0:19:12 > 0:19:14and then phoned every other Member of Parliament to get them

0:19:14 > 0:19:16- out of the country.- Who?

0:19:16 > 0:19:19The same people who sent the KORPS agents into the secret facility.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22They wanted us to move the molecular accelerator to St Hearts.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24We're up against some kind of superspy.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26They've played us every step of the way.

0:19:30 > 0:19:34Hello? Stella, can you hear me?

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Uh-huh. Sebastian's blanket.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47How is this supposed to work?

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Hmm. Weird!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12What's happening?

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Why are you in a cage and what's all this vintage stuff?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18- She doesn't know what she's done. - Who?

0:20:18 > 0:20:22- Jemima Thursday. - Jemima Thursday's here?

0:20:22 > 0:20:25She set the accelerator to turn all MI9's technology

0:20:25 > 0:20:29into an earlier version of itself - the computers,

0:20:29 > 0:20:31the spy-base defence systems, everything.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34But it's not designed for that, it'll be impossible to control.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37The whole Secret Service will get retro gear like this?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Has it even got a mouse?

0:20:39 > 0:20:43There is one inside it. But it doesn't bite!

0:20:45 > 0:20:49So you've heard of Air Force One? This is Rail Force One.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53- Any word from Dan?- Not yet.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I still think there's some kind of super spy behind all these

0:20:55 > 0:20:59strange events. And now something has happened to my spy pod.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01I have a new app for you, Prime Minister.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05It's a highly effective time management tool I developed myself.

0:21:08 > 0:21:11A diary, you mean?

0:21:11 > 0:21:15No. No, wait, I...

0:21:16 > 0:21:18What's going on?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21I don't know, but I'm guessing it's something to do with that.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Technology everywhere is winding back to an earlier version of itself

0:21:25 > 0:21:27with airships in the sky above Heathrow

0:21:27 > 0:21:30and steam trains clogging up the railways.

0:21:30 > 0:21:35- You're the cleaner and you are Jemima Thursday.- The very same.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38You're a legend, I read up on all your old MI9 missions,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41- textbook stuff.- You're very sweet.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44I'd sign something for you, but I'm afraid I'm too busy

0:21:44 > 0:21:47and you'll be busy too, when this is all over.

0:21:47 > 0:21:52Imagine, a world where spies rely on their wits again.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54Where we win because we're the best,

0:21:54 > 0:21:59- not because we have the best technology.- KORPS wins the arms race.

0:21:59 > 0:22:04Let them. We'll fight them the way we've always fought our opponents -

0:22:04 > 0:22:07with the fine traditions of intelligence,

0:22:07 > 0:22:11instinct and spycraft.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Sorry, I can't let you risk it.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17Of course, you'll be able to stay with your friends.

0:22:20 > 0:22:23What are you doing?

0:22:23 > 0:22:25She's insane.

0:22:25 > 0:22:28We'll never defeat KORPS without the latest technology.

0:22:32 > 0:22:36Things can stay the same? The M.I. High team can still work together?

0:22:36 > 0:22:40- Precisely, dear boy, precisely. - Switch it off.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51- I'm in.- Yes!

0:22:51 > 0:22:56I thought it would be rather lovely if we started every day with

0:22:56 > 0:22:59compulsory morris dancing for the entire nation.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Something systematically replacing only new technology

0:23:01 > 0:23:03with old technology.

0:23:03 > 0:23:05It's like someone got hold of the molecular accelerator

0:23:05 > 0:23:09- and reversed it somehow.- Frank, you've got to let us go after Dan.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12- Get yourself down there and check it out.- Aren't you coming with us?

0:23:12 > 0:23:14BELLS TINKLE

0:23:14 > 0:23:18I better stay down here and check he doesn't do anything too stupid

0:23:18 > 0:23:20before we get the real PM back.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31How lovely!

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- All together again and ready for action.- Guys, Jemima Thursday.

0:23:35 > 0:23:38She's amazing. She's turning things back so we can keep our jobs.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41- We can stay together.- Dan, don't you realise what she's doing?

0:23:41 > 0:23:45The molecular accelerator isn't just rewinding MI9's technology.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46It's affecting everything.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Imagine a world where medical advances are reversed

0:23:49 > 0:23:51and people get ill when they don't have to.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Or all TVs are black and white?

0:23:53 > 0:23:57- Tom, that's not quite as bad as mine, is it?- OK. Fair point.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Or real people are kept in cages.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02She's breaching my human rights.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06- Daniel, I'm giving you a purpose. - You have one now, Dan, with us.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Our purpose is to save the world.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11Even if it means we can't save our jobs.

0:24:11 > 0:24:17Oh, really! Noble ideals are all very well, but they don't catch criminals.

0:24:24 > 0:24:25You know what?

0:24:30 > 0:24:32They're right.

0:24:32 > 0:24:36- Shut down the accelerator. - No. Daniel!

0:24:36 > 0:24:39You can't. Activate defences.

0:24:41 > 0:24:44The molecular accelerator has even affected the security systems.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47Must have reinstated the old defences from years ago.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52JEMIMA SCREAMS

0:24:54 > 0:24:58I am wearing magnetic boots. Hold on to me.

0:24:58 > 0:25:03- I have got to help save Jemima. - Dan, no!

0:25:03 > 0:25:06JEMIMA SCREAMS

0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Take my hand.- No!

0:25:17 > 0:25:19HE WHIMPERS

0:25:19 > 0:25:25Jemima, come on. You have to take my hand. Come on!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27SHE SCREAMS

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Dan!- Help us. How do we stop it?- No.

0:25:32 > 0:25:38- We need it to stay in the game. - Living in the past won't help us.

0:25:38 > 0:25:42Being a spy is far more than about gadgets and technology.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44It's a state of mind. I thought you knew that.

0:25:44 > 0:25:46I thought you were the best.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51If you disable the molecular accelerator,

0:25:51 > 0:25:54the defences will return to normal.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Tell your girlfriend to use the fusion ray.

0:25:56 > 0:26:01She's NOT my girlfriend! What's the fusion ray?

0:26:01 > 0:26:04The hairdryer.

0:26:04 > 0:26:10Zoe, the hairdryer is a fusion ray. Use the hairdryer!

0:26:17 > 0:26:18There!

0:26:24 > 0:26:26DANIEL COUGHS

0:26:30 > 0:26:31Phew!

0:26:34 > 0:26:35Jemima...

0:26:37 > 0:26:44I'm sorry. All this reminds me of when I was a spy. A good one.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47You are. The best.

0:26:47 > 0:26:49You're the reason I want to be a spy.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51And you are the reason we're still spies.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Although what you did today was wrong,

0:26:53 > 0:26:54if it wasn't for you, we'd be finished.

0:27:01 > 0:27:04The molecular accelerator's circuits have blown.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06Sebastian doesn't think he can repair it.

0:27:06 > 0:27:10In fact, he says he's not even going to try. So, we're back in the game.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12She's still a hero, no matter what she's done.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15And at least all the technology has gone back to normal.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19Hello. I wondered if you'd like some more work experience.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Ever since that silly Prime Minister mix-up there seems to be

0:27:22 > 0:27:25an awful lot of governmental rubbish lying about the place.

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Sorry, sir, we've decided on a different career path.

0:27:28 > 0:27:32Well, not to worry. I'll have Mr McNab do it.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35Oh, no, Mr Flatley, I don't think that's appropriate

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- for a deputy headmaster. - GENERAL: McNab! >

0:27:38 > 0:27:44- Refusing to obey orders? You still owe me infinity.- Oh, Mammy, Daddy...

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