0:00:02 > 0:00:05Oi! Germs! Say hello to Squirt Squirt Wallop!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Coffee stains? Wallop!
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Ketchup? Wallop!
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Big, angry bin monster?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Wallop!
0:00:18 > 0:00:23Squirt Squirt Wallop, and the germs can squirm.
0:00:23 > 0:00:29Idiot. But he's right. Soon the entire country will squirm.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Missed a bit.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42'And MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.'
0:00:57 > 0:01:00'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02'Welcome to M.I. High.'
0:01:04 > 0:01:07You see, Mr McNab? I told you a science competition
0:01:07 > 0:01:09would inspire the pupils.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Oh, absolutely! I mean, Donaldson here's studying
0:01:12 > 0:01:13what crickets do in their spare time.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Can't believe they'd rather eat leaves than watch telly.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22Whereas Ditchwater is studying the effect of music on plants.
0:01:22 > 0:01:27# I loved your flowers, so bright and red
0:01:27 > 0:01:28# But now they're gone... #
0:01:30 > 0:01:32And you're all dead.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Ah! Whereas Tupper here,
0:01:37 > 0:01:42now, his "groundbreaking" project involves staring out the window!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45They're my germ-specs, sir. You can see every germ in the room.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46- May I?- Absolutely.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, that's extraordinary. Ha-ha!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58But get this. In the last week germs have been disappearing like mad.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02Really? How fascinating... Ooh, look, a volcano!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Oh, a volcano.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Listen, girls. If you need any help with your science project,
0:02:06 > 0:02:10I'm more than happy to help you with it.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12So I'll see you later then, yeah?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18It spews out real sulphur dioxide, so it's kind of poisonous.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22Isn't he amazing? I mean, the volcano - it's amazing.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- BEEP! - Very good. Just like Mount Etna!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13It's true. Girls never want to go out with me.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Have you ever actually asked anyone?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Tom? Mr All-Talk-And-No-Action?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20There's more chance of Frank asking out Stella.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Hi, Frank. Stella.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Team, listen up. This is Bobby Bleach,
0:03:26 > 0:03:28inventor of Squirt Squirt Wallop.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31A scientific genius whose business has shot up from nowhere.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33We don't know where he got his money,
0:03:33 > 0:03:36but we do know he's recently bought a large amount of extranium,
0:03:36 > 0:03:38an extra strong metal used for making weapons.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Your mission's simple. Take this extranium detector
0:03:41 > 0:03:43and search his factory for evidence.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Tom, you stay here on comms.- Yesss! - Things could get dangerous.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Sounds like it. What if he runs out of biscuits?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Frank, tell me we have enough biscuits.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57We're good.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Now, hang on, it says "No Entry"!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And this says "Environmental Health".
0:04:19 > 0:04:21We're here to search for any signs of pollution.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23What? You cannot just barge in here...
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Really?! And what do you know, Mr First-Day-On-The-Job?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I...I know where the coffee machine is.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30If you don't let us in...
0:04:30 > 0:04:36OK, all right! But you've got to wear these.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Otherwise my boss'll kill us.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39You're scary.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51Does this remind you of your kitchen? Germs on cupboards!
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Germs on worktops! In fact, germs every...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57everywhere...
0:04:57 > 0:04:59There are germs everywhere!
0:04:59 > 0:05:00Mr Bleach, are you all right?
0:05:00 > 0:05:04No, I'm not all right, there are germs everywhere!
0:05:04 > 0:05:07That's it, I'm out of here, before I catch anything!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09You two, squirt me!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Intruders! Squirt them, quick!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24They're from Environmental Health. They made me let them in.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27I said no unauthorised entry!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Now they can tell the whole world I'm a... I'm a...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Yeah, what are you?
0:05:32 > 0:05:36All right, so I don't like germs. I can't stand them.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Horrible, nasty... I hate the germy things!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I'm getting the feeling he doesn't like germs.
0:05:43 > 0:05:47Wait. Aren't you a bit young to be Environmental...whatevers?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52ALARM BLARES
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Out! Out! Everybody outside!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Outside? I haven't been outside in 20 years!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01You two - squirt EVERYTHING!
0:06:09 > 0:06:13You two search the factory. I'll stay here and hack the mainframe.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16ALARM STOPS
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Tom, I'm in Bleach's computer. Can you get through the firewall?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Hey, the only thing on fire right now is me.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- You're in.- Tom?!
0:06:32 > 0:06:37I could've been anyone. So how's the mission?
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Everything's cool. It's not the mission I'm worried about.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Look at the germs.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44There's hardly any.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Even less than this morning.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Hi, Tom.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Look, we could do with some help on our project after all.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54We need to know how to speed up a chemical reaction.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57Oh, well, that's easy, you just need heat.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59Heat speeds up any chemical rea...
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Yeah, so we're wondering if you'd seen Dan?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03He's always disappearing.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19DETECTOR BEEPS
0:07:19 > 0:07:21It's the barrels.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25BEEPING SPEEDS UP
0:07:27 > 0:07:30They contain something called Triple X-1.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37The barrels must be made from extranium. But what's Triple X-1?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Ethanol, phosphoric acid and Triple X-1.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42It's just an ingredient, it's hardly a weapon.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47I didn't find anything. Only this. It'd fallen behind his desk.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Looks like it's been there for some time.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51It's Bobby Bleach, aged five.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I guess he wasn't always a clean freak.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55< We need to find those kids!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Quick - take some photos and let's get out of here.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59< And to think I nearly went outside!
0:08:12 > 0:08:14This stuff contains Triple X-1.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16So strong, they keep it in extranium barrels.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19He may be a weirdo, but he hasn't got a weapons factory.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- Let's go.- Frank.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24The body needs germs.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27It practises on them, so when a disease comes along - bosh!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30But get rid of the germs and what happens?
0:08:30 > 0:08:34People's defence systems get weaker. They'd be defenceless against germs.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37What if Triple X-1 speeds this process up?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39MI9 thought Bleach was making weapons.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44What if this is that weapon?
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Wellies? White wellies?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Have you any idea how ridiculous I look?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04And stop that! Stop it!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05I'm sorry, Crime Minister.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09But I can't risk anyone - even you - bringing germs into my factory.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11YOUR factory?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Might I remind you it was KORPS that built this factory?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- And it is KORPS that supply you with Triple X-1!- I know.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20And whatever it is, it's making Squirt Squirt Wallop
0:09:20 > 0:09:22sell like hot cakes. We're making a fortune.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Yes, and I'd like to keep it that way.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29I can trust you, can't I, Mr Bleach?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Please, call me Bobby.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Well, in that case,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36I think it's time I let you in on a little secret.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50I didn't know that was there!
0:09:50 > 0:09:53After you, of course.
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Now, Bobby. Let me introduce the Germinator.
0:10:10 > 0:10:14It's amazing. It's... it's...
0:10:14 > 0:10:18- What is it? - Your protection, Bobby.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22Out there are thousands of germ-ridden criminals,
0:10:22 > 0:10:27who at any moment could break in and steal our secret formula.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30No! I mean, I don't want their filthy germs in here.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Of course not. Now look.
0:10:33 > 0:10:40Inside the Germinator is every known bacterium, virus and germ.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Germs? But I thought you said that... - Listen to me!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47If we mix them together we can create new, more powerful germs,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50and use them to scare away intruders.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53You mean, make a germ so...
0:10:53 > 0:10:58so despicable that no-one can even come close to the factory?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59And you remain safe.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Safe inside your germ-free... home.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09All my life, I've been a slave to germs.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12But now I can be the master.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13Create, Bobby.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Create a germ the world has never seen before!
0:11:18 > 0:11:19OK, then.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22If I take a bit of this germ...
0:11:24 > 0:11:26and a pinch of that one...
0:11:27 > 0:11:30And wallop!
0:11:30 > 0:11:32A brand new germ.
0:11:32 > 0:11:33What is it?
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Ah! You'll have to wait and see.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37But how do we test out that it works?
0:11:52 > 0:11:54There you go, Mr F.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Right. Firstly, well done, everybody,
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I thought all your projects were marvellous.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02You're bound to win. Then they'll realise how great you are.
0:12:02 > 0:12:06But the winner of this year's Science Competition is...
0:12:08 > 0:12:12..Daniel Morgan and his sulphur-producing volcano.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16Well done. If you'd like to come forward?
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Daniel, congratulations, there you are. Mr McNab?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23I need to take a photograph of you, Morgan, for the school magazine.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26And guess what, as I'm the editor, I get to be in it too.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29We should stand, like, really close together.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Aww, he's so nervous.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34BOTH: It's so sweet!
0:12:36 > 0:12:41- Smile! - Wait! I nearly forgot. Don't move.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56- OK, I'm ready.- Right.- Say cheese!
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Er, yeah, you might want to say "pizza" instead.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04AAGH! No! You can't have taken the picture?!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Not with me looking like this?! - Done.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09I'm sorry, but that is classic!
0:13:11 > 0:13:12SHE SCREAMS
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- Aagh! - Nice try, but no-one's going home.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27No-one's going home. Learn that right now.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35Oh, oh, my beautiful face! Who did that?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37I'm 47, that's not right!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40DISTANT SCREAMS
0:13:47 > 0:13:49A new breed of germs?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Don't breathe them in! Cover your mouth and nose, quick!
0:13:55 > 0:13:59It's the germs, they're coming through the window!
0:13:59 > 0:14:04Instant spots? At least we know the machine works, I suppose.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Yeah, but I'd better try another, eh? You know, just in case.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14It's Bobby Bleach.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I think he's trying to attack everyone with germs.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19How? We searched his factory.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Well, that was... HE MAKES MONKEY NOISES
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Oo-oo-oo!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Are you all right there, Frank?
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Stop that! Stop monkeying around!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36You... HE MAKES MONKEY NOISES
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Oh, not again!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Monkeys? Why monkeys?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Stop that!
0:14:58 > 0:15:02It's Monkey Flu! You catch it, you go bananas!
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Eh? Bananas!
0:15:25 > 0:15:29THEY MAKE MONKEY NOISES
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Yeah, great, your spots have gone.
0:15:34 > 0:15:39Get off. Get off me! Come on, guys, I need you to focus!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Stop it!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Oi, that desk is expensive!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Frank, I need you to call Stella.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I need you to go after Bleach!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51No, it's a phone, not a banana.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Get down from there now!
0:15:57 > 0:16:00I'm not joking, you get down from there right now!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Ah! I love this machine.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Hey, where are you going?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15Stella, it's Tom.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Stella?
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Greetings to everyone on this "secure" MI9 channel.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27As you can see, KORPS has now made a monkey out of all of you.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31To stop us from releasing even worse germs, we have only one demand.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34That MI9 release the imprisoned Dr Steinberg.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37You have just one hour to comply.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Dr Steinberg?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Who's Dr Steinberg?!
0:16:43 > 0:16:47That's my business. Now, you stay here and await orders.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49There's a good little squirt.
0:16:54 > 0:16:59As if I've got any germs. Pah!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11The germs must have come from the factory,
0:17:11 > 0:17:15you guys must've missed something.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19But I'm not a field agent, remember? I sit here eating biscuits!
0:17:29 > 0:17:34All right, fine, but if I do this, you lot are so going in a zoo.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Terrific. A laser cannon would've been better,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45but it's the thought that counts.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54THUMP!
0:18:32 > 0:18:35FAN WHIRRS
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Freeze! MI9, you're under arrest!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06I did say freeze.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09You too, Bleach. I know what you're up to.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Good. Then you'll know that I can create whatever germ I like.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15And this next one's going to be a beauty.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Please, Mr Bleach...
0:20:20 > 0:20:25Look, I'm not good at this. I don't really go outside much.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29But this machine is wrong.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31You have no idea what it's capable of.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I do. And soon the whole world will too.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Now, just keep out of my way!
0:20:42 > 0:20:45And what would your parents think about what you're doing?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Where did you find this?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50My friend found it, when she was here.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55I haven't seen this... It's my dad.
0:20:57 > 0:20:58It was germs that killed him.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Stupid germs.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04But now I can control them. And no-one's going to stop me!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10- RUMBLING SOUNDS - What was that?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12No. No, it can't be!
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Bleach, what's going on?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18The Germinator was full of the nastiest germs ever.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I was just trying to create something new, but...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22But what? What is that thing?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24The germs have mutated into one giant...
0:21:24 > 0:21:28well, one giant Mega-Germ.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32You see? You can't control germs. You're going to hurt people.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33What have I done?
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Switch it off. Switch off the machine right now!
0:21:35 > 0:21:40I'm trying, I'm trying! But it's like the Mega-Germ's controlling it.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43You're telling me that thing's taken over the machine?!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45And there's more. It's trying to infect everyone.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52At least that monkey thing's worn off.
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Oo-oo-ah! Well, almost.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Aneisha, how are you feeling?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Aneisha?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05What's the matter?
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Zoe! Dan!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Tom, it's me. I think Bleach is launching another attack!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18It's not Bleach doing it.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21But Frank, I can't do this, not on my own.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Tom, on your own, you do things I could never do.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27Your ideas, your creative thinking...
0:22:27 > 0:22:28And we need you.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31The others are losing consciousness.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Dan's heart rate's falling fast!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Tom, you must believe you can do this.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49EVERYONE STARTS COUGHING
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Oh, this germ's good. They'll sleep all right.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Sleep for ever!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12We have to destroy it.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I'll just give it a little Squirt Squirt Wallop, shall I(?)
0:23:19 > 0:23:21No, but what if we give it a lot?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- OK, I'm all set. - Let it rip, Tommy-Boy!
0:23:57 > 0:24:01Ha! We did it! See ya later, Germinator!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Actually, I think it might see us first.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08It's still growing. How can it still be growing?!
0:24:29 > 0:24:33Melissa was right. Dan would know what to do, he always does.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Why can't I just have an idea?!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36You mean like a light bulb moment?
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Bobby, you're brilliant!
0:24:40 > 0:24:41The spray's not working
0:24:41 > 0:24:44because the reaction's not happening fast enough.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- And how do you speed up a reaction? - You turn up the heat!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49I'm turning the heat up all right.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Infect this, Mega-Germ!
0:25:23 > 0:25:26THEY GASP FOR AIR
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Tom, it's me. What just happened?
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Just a giant Mega-Germ trying to take over the world. The usual.
0:25:53 > 0:25:57Listen, I know you've got to arrest me.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01But please, let me do one thing first.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06BIRDS TWEETING
0:26:22 > 0:26:24You really haven't been outside in 20 years?
0:26:24 > 0:26:28No, and I want to thank you.
0:26:28 > 0:26:33You made me realise that germs are nothing to be afraid of.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Well, apart from the big, scary ones.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Not many germs in jail though, eh?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Don't worry.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44As Bleach helped destroy the Mega-Germ, he's not going to jail.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48He'll spend a year cleaning up local parks instead.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50At least he'll be outside.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53And hey, maybe you'll go outside more after today's heroics.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Are you kidding me? It's way too dangerous!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59And what about the Crime Minister's ransom demands?
0:26:59 > 0:27:03Yeah, she wanted MI9 to release a... Dr Steinberg?
0:27:03 > 0:27:06There is a Thaddeus Steinberg. A subneuroscientist.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07But he's been in prison for years.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Why would KORPS suddenly want him now?
0:27:09 > 0:27:14'I don't need excuses. I need Dr Steinberg!
0:27:14 > 0:27:18'Only then can I reprimand you face to face.'
0:27:21 > 0:27:23I heard there was a chemical leak nearby.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Yeah, and that the guy who stopped it was, like, a spy our age.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Really? The one who got rid of my spots? Who is he?!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Forget it, girlfriend, he's mine.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33No way.
0:27:33 > 0:27:37If anyone's going out with a spy, it's going to be me.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Shame you can't tell them.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42Hey. I'm a spy. See you tomorrow.
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