The Dark Wizard

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0:00:04 > 0:00:07'When the moon was ripped from its orbit,

0:00:07 > 0:00:09'flood waters tore across the Earth

0:00:09 > 0:00:12'and civilisation as we know it was destroyed.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16'There came a time of myth and magic,

0:00:16 > 0:00:18'when the cruel reign of the Dark Wizard

0:00:18 > 0:00:22'cast a long shadow over the ravaged land.

0:00:22 > 0:00:26'Until a small band of adventurers set out on a quest

0:00:26 > 0:00:29'to save the world and in doing so,

0:00:29 > 0:00:34'truly learned what it means to be a hero.'

0:00:38 > 0:00:41'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44'And MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.'

0:00:59 > 0:01:02'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05'Welcome to M.I. High.'

0:01:06 > 0:01:08"Luke raised his sword to the heavens,

0:01:08 > 0:01:13"a defiant silhouette against the foreboding sky.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17"'I bid you welcome, tomorrow,'" he declared to his friends,

0:01:17 > 0:01:23"'For tomorrow will herald a new opportunity to defeat evil.'"

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Who would've thought that one day

0:01:27 > 0:01:30there would be 29 books in the series

0:01:30 > 0:01:34and that BladeCon would be taking place right here at St Heart's

0:01:34 > 0:01:36this very weekend.

0:01:36 > 0:01:40Headmaster, don't you think it would be better for the class

0:01:40 > 0:01:42to learn the classics?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45That is precisely the point, Mr McNab.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Blade Quest IS a classic.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51The struggle between good and evil is a tale as old

0:01:51 > 0:01:53as storytelling itself.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58And Luke Blade sets a wonderful example for today's youth.

0:01:59 > 0:02:04"You can put me in chains, but you cannot defeat my spirit.

0:02:04 > 0:02:09"You will not triumph this day, nor tomorrow. Good will prevail!"

0:02:09 > 0:02:12BELL RINGS

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Thank you, everyone.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Unbelievable.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Swords and sorcery isn't my thing,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20but it's cool to be that into something.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22What's your problem with Blade Quest?

0:02:22 > 0:02:25It's just so simplistic - good versus evil.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Isn't that what WE do?- When we go on a mission, real lives are at stake.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Blade Quest... It's just make-believe.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43There's been a spate of thefts of specialised scientific equipment

0:02:43 > 0:02:45from laboratories around the world.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Dan, THAT'S what I want for my birthday.- An amplification crystal?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51Whatever goes in, comes out exponentially more powerful.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Is this an old case? It seems familiar.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55All the robberies are the work of a single thief.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59We believe she's stealing the items to order for the usual suspects -

0:02:59 > 0:03:02enemy governments, terrorists and, of course, mad scientists.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05The Order of the Red Claw! That's why it's so familiar!

0:03:05 > 0:03:08- I-it's a story-line from Blade Quest.- You can't be serious?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10The Order's this group of mercenary thieves.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14In one story they stole this magical jewel, called the Eye of Namzruk.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- Story time's over, Tom.- MI9 finally caught a lead after the last theft,

0:03:17 > 0:03:20when we intercepted this transmission, which we believe

0:03:20 > 0:03:21is from the thief's boss.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25'Congratulations on another successful mission, Roona.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28'I'll meet you at BladeCon. Bring the crystal to me there.'

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Looks like you're going to BladeCon, after all.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45'I am Xanadu, the elf.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48'The bow is my friend and my arrows fly true.'

0:03:48 > 0:03:50'I'm Dollop, the ogre. Despite my thick skin,

0:03:50 > 0:03:53'I'm sensitive and loyal to my trusted companions.'

0:03:53 > 0:03:55'Fred Grungle at your service.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58'Blacksmith by trade, adventurer by happenstance.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01'Betwixt you and I, questing isn't good for my nerves.'

0:04:01 > 0:04:03'I'm Grandalf, the wise old sorcerer.

0:04:03 > 0:04:07'I don't know much about potions but I'm a whiz with gadgets.'

0:04:07 > 0:04:10'And I'm Luke Blade, some kind of heroic knight.

0:04:10 > 0:04:14'I have the courage of a lion and the heart of a warrior...apparently.'

0:04:23 > 0:04:27Oh, this is so cool. This is like Blade Quest come to life.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Tom, I'm sorry. I need you in the base on this one.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32You can monitor every inch of the school from there.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34- But I want to be at BladeCon. - The mission comes first.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36You said yourself questing wasn't good for your nerves.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39At least you'll get to stay in a nice warm cave.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Thanks, Neish. That's really funny (!)

0:04:41 > 0:04:43"Want to stay in the basement with him..."

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Dan, give me the shield.

0:04:46 > 0:04:49Now, get mingling and watch out for anyone acting strangely.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52As far as I can tell, everyone IS acting strangely.

0:05:28 > 0:05:32"You have foiled my plans for the last time, Luke Blade.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34"Prepare to die!"

0:05:37 > 0:05:41"Take that, evil one! And don't be bothering us no more."

0:05:42 > 0:05:46"Thank you, Fred Grungle. You saved my life."

0:05:50 > 0:05:53It's not fair. I'm just as good as Dan.

0:05:54 > 0:05:58I should be up there... Not down here, in my hutch.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00All right, everyone. Ooh!

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Settle down. Take your seats, please. Settle down, thank you.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Because I would like to welcome you all to BladeCon! Woo!

0:06:07 > 0:06:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:06:10 > 0:06:13And, yes, and without further ado,

0:06:13 > 0:06:20I'd like to introduce you to the author of 29 Blade Quest books, yes!

0:06:20 > 0:06:23And our guest of honour, Mr William Todd-Williams!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Thank you.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Woo!

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Thank you, thank you!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Thank you very much.

0:06:31 > 0:06:35But if I may, I would like to make one small correction.

0:06:35 > 0:06:39As of today, I am the author of 30 books.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40GASPS

0:06:40 > 0:06:43I present Apocalypse Of The Sword,

0:06:43 > 0:06:46the final chapter of the Blade Quest saga,

0:06:46 > 0:06:48available to buy NOW!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Come on, come one, come on!

0:06:50 > 0:06:52Could you sign my copy, please?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54# A legendary hero rode into battle

0:06:54 > 0:06:56# His courage was great His sword was metal

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# Where evil lurked... #

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Shut up!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07This is so unfair.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16What if...

0:07:27 > 0:07:29These people need to get a life!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- SHE GASPS - Why thank you, brave knight.

0:07:37 > 0:07:39You're most dashing.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41There's a maiden-rescuing contest later.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- I thought perhaps...you and I...? - I, er...

0:07:49 > 0:07:51I need one of these to protect me from Melissa.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54I've modified it, to detect the missing amplification crystal.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56You're a truly great and powerful wizard.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59If you don't mind, I'd like to get this mission over and done with.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10- How many crystals are we looking for?- Just the one.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Er, guys, they're selling replicas of the crystal.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Perfect (!)

0:08:19 > 0:08:22What I've loved about writing Blade Quest is being

0:08:22 > 0:08:25in total control of the world I've created.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28'Literally, I can do whatever I want.'

0:08:28 > 0:08:32'So, if you don't mind me asking, why are you ending the series?'

0:08:32 > 0:08:36- 'It's just time for a new challenge.'- I know the feeling!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41This is a nightmare.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Anyone of these people could be who we're looking for.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47See that girl over there? There's something odd about her.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Yeah, tell me something I don't know!

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Everyone else is reading the book, apart from her.

0:08:57 > 0:09:01That's pretty flimsy. We can't arrest the poor girl for not reading a book.

0:09:05 > 0:09:06We're going to lose her.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18Excuse me, can we have a word?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Luke Blade.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28'Dan, Neish, quick,'

0:09:28 > 0:09:31tweak your nose, scratch your right ear and cough twice.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Do what?!

0:09:33 > 0:09:36'Tweak your nose, scratch your right ear and cough twice. Trust me.'

0:09:36 > 0:09:39SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

0:09:39 > 0:09:42- SHE COUGHS - Comrade.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Would someone mind telling me what just happened?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48'Neish just used the secret greeting of the Order of the Red Claw.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49'Your turn.'

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Be not bashful, young knight.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Are you also here to meet the Great One?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02Aye, we're that. Lead on.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08The Great One. That's from the books, too.

0:10:08 > 0:10:12- Of course I've just realised who's behind all the robberies.- Who?

0:10:12 > 0:10:13The Dark Wizard.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16What she means is someone pretending to be The Dark Wizard.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18That's not a lot of help, Tom.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Remember when we stole the Ark of the Scrolls?

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Er, yes, it was a fine day, indeed. Many a song was sung in celebration.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Fine?! We lost many comrades on that blighted day.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Yes, blighted indeed were we... on that blighted day.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37What were the names of our comrades who fell that day?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39A little help here.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Uh-oh.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46Soonam!

0:10:46 > 0:10:47Soonam. I still miss him.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Soonam was my sister!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Oops...- OK, let's do this the old-fashioned way.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Useless toy sword!

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Watch out for the Red Claw gambit!

0:11:02 > 0:11:04What's that?!

0:11:08 > 0:11:10BOTH: Argh!

0:11:10 > 0:11:11That.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33MI9 tranquilliser. Gets them every time.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40It's the one we're looking for.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Now, who are you really? - I told you. My name is Roona.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48I'm a member of the Order of the Red Claw. I serve the Great One.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51She had the crystal on her, but she won't budge.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54She insists on pretending she's some character from those books.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56You speak in riddles.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Smile.

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Let's find out who you are.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05- Doreen Doidge. - That name rings a bell.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Lives at 33 Chestnut Grove, Little Walkham-on-the-Haze.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12'She's a model citizen. Volunteers at Oxfam, Chair of the W.I.'

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Where did she get the skills to bypass the high security

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- at those labs? - Yeah, and fight like that?

0:12:17 > 0:12:19You will rue the day you crossed swords with the Great One.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22It's weird how she won't come out of character.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26Unless...she really believes she's a member of the Order of the Red Claw?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Are you suggesting she was able to pull off all of those robberies

0:12:29 > 0:12:31just by thinking she's a super thief?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Don't underestimate the power of the imagination, Dan.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35I knew I knew her!

0:12:37 > 0:12:39Doreen Doidge runs the Blade Quest Fan Club!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42If she's that into the books, maybe she mixed up fantasy and reality.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45OK, so Doreen's just another Blade Quest saddo!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47We still have to catch this Grey Wizard bloke.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- 'Dark Wizard.'- Whatever. - He could be another delusional fan.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53We need to find out where they were going to meet.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56If she still thinks she's Roona she'll never spill the beans.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Where do we go from here? - Hang on a minute...

0:13:01 > 0:13:04Of course! In the Order of the Red Claw book, the thief delivers

0:13:04 > 0:13:06the Eye of Namzruk to the Cave of Souls!

0:13:06 > 0:13:10- How's that help us?- Well the cave's been recreated for BladeCon!

0:13:11 > 0:13:16- Aneisha, have you got the crystal? - Yes.- Don't get lost in the mist.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19That's not mist. That's the spirits of dead warriors.

0:13:26 > 0:13:31# The song of the siren beckons them on

0:13:31 > 0:13:36# To the Soul of Caves where the warriors belong

0:13:36 > 0:13:41# The waters run red with the blood of the fallen

0:13:41 > 0:13:44# The ghosts of the past for ever a-calling... #

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Oh, hello. Nice costume. (There you go...)

0:14:04 > 0:14:08- Frank, can you come and take a look at this?- What is it?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11It's an idea I've been trying out. I was thinking, what if,

0:14:11 > 0:14:13instead of being stolen for loads of different bad guys,

0:14:13 > 0:14:16everything was stolen for just one person?

0:14:16 > 0:14:19- To make one device?- Exactly. I've been trying to make something

0:14:19 > 0:14:21out of the pieces but... I keep getting stuck.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26It's like a jigsaw puzzle, without a picture of what the finished thing

0:14:26 > 0:14:28- is supposed to look like. - No, I've tried that already.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31What about this?

0:14:36 > 0:14:38I'm not just a pretty face!

0:14:41 > 0:14:43Is that what I think it is?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47What kept you?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Forgive me, oh, Great One. Our foes are everywhere.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I had to be careful.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56Do you have the crystal?

0:15:03 > 0:15:05You have done well, child.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09'Neish, whatever you do, do not let The Dark Wizard have that crystal.'

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- He's built a gravity weapon. - With the amplification crystal

0:15:12 > 0:15:13he could use it to do anything!

0:15:13 > 0:15:17It'll be powerful enough to pick up Big Ben and throw it like a javelin!

0:15:17 > 0:15:19'Dan, Zoe, get in there and find Aneisha.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22'We can't let the Dark Wizard have that crystal.'

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Excuse me... As I was saying...

0:15:27 > 0:15:29Dibbs?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Prepare to die, traitor!

0:15:39 > 0:15:41I wouldn't do that if I were you!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Wha...? Where did he go?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Don't worry about me. Just go get HIM!

0:15:56 > 0:15:58He's vanished.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01What do you expect? The Dark Wizard is a master of illusion.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's not a dark wizard, someone's pretending!

0:16:03 > 0:16:06Calm down, Dan. Tom, monitor the exits. Make sure he doesn't leave.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09The rest of you, keep looking. He must still be in the school.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13I just don't get it!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Roly, you know a lot about Blade Quest, don't you?

0:16:18 > 0:16:20I am familiar with the chronicles, yes.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23If I wanted to find the Dark Wizard where would be a good place to look?

0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Have you tried his mountaintop citadel?- Silly me for asking(!)

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Beware! It's protected by a bunch of his rabid banshees.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32I'm sure it is. Can I ask you something else?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34What's so great about Blade Quest?

0:16:36 > 0:16:37Thou doth jest!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39No...really.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40What am I missing?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45I know people laugh at me because I like Blade Quest,

0:16:45 > 0:16:47but when I read it, I'm there!

0:16:47 > 0:16:51- I'm- Luke Blade. I get to defeat the villains and protect the princess.

0:16:55 > 0:16:56Good shall prevail.

0:16:58 > 0:16:59Fare thee well, good knight.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Fare thee well...Luke.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10'Dan!'

0:17:11 > 0:17:14I've cross-checked the list of attendees with our database

0:17:14 > 0:17:17of known criminals. There are no matches.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19And shall I sign it to Nora?

0:17:21 > 0:17:24William Todd-Williams - he's a guest, right? Not an attendee?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26He could be the Dark Wizard.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29- He knows Blade Quest better than anyone.- 'Not a chance.'

0:17:29 > 0:17:32'He used the profits from his last book to build an orphanage

0:17:32 > 0:17:34'in the Himalayas. He's a lovely man.'

0:17:34 > 0:17:37Still, I'm going to profile the Dark Wizard and see if it matches him.

0:17:37 > 0:17:40He must be obsessed with Blade Quest, must have massive ego

0:17:40 > 0:17:41and be brilliant.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44'What've you got?'

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, never mind.

0:17:46 > 0:17:47Boyfriend?

0:17:47 > 0:17:52Ew! No, erm, just a nerdy friend who's obsessed with Blade Quest.

0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Oh, sorry, no offence. - Oh, none taken.

0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Is he here today? - He really wanted to be.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Well, I'm sorry to hear that. May I?

0:18:02 > 0:18:03What's your friend's name?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Shouldn't you be looking for you-know-who?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Don't tell Frank, but I wanted you to have this.

0:18:15 > 0:18:16I know how disappointed you are

0:18:16 > 0:18:19- about missing the convention. - Apocalypse Of The Sword!

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Look inside.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26"To Tom. The end is only the beginning. William Todd-Williams."

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Does this mean I have to be nice to you?

0:18:29 > 0:18:32I better go. Frank'll do his nut if he catches me.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Your magic may have defeated me

0:18:40 > 0:18:43but the Dark Wizard is more powerful than you can comprehend.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Just go with it.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51- No sign of the Dark Wizard? - 'I've been monitoring all the exits.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54'He definitely hasn't left the building.'

0:18:54 > 0:18:56He knows we're on to him. Why stay and risk being captured?

0:18:56 > 0:19:00Unless...he has to have the crystal today because the gravity weapon

0:19:00 > 0:19:03is already in the school... ready to be used!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06The gravity weapon will have a distinctive energy signature.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08'See if you can locate it.'

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Nothing! How is that possible?

0:19:11 > 0:19:14We'll keep searching. We HAVE to find that weapon.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Why is the Dark Wizard planning to fire the gravity weapon at BladeCon.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19What's so special about today?

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Oh, no!

0:19:24 > 0:19:27'Er...guys, you better get down here.'

0:19:29 > 0:19:31What is it, Tom?

0:19:31 > 0:19:34I know why the Dark Wizard brought the gravity weapon to BladeCon.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36"The moon shimmered and the seas churned,

0:19:36 > 0:19:38"unleashing waves as high as skyscrapers..."

0:19:38 > 0:19:40- And your point is? - Today's a super moon,

0:19:40 > 0:19:43- when the moon's at its closest to the Earth.- So?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46He'll will use the gravity device to drag the moon out of orbit.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49If the moon's orbit shifts even a little it would be disastrous.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52There'd be tsunamis and flooding on an unprecedented scale everywhere.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Entire countries would be submerged, only mountainous areas survive.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Exactly!- But why?- The Dark Wizard wants to destroy our world

0:19:58 > 0:20:00and replace it with the world of Blade Quest,

0:20:00 > 0:20:03- a world where he is the absolute ruler.- That's crazy.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06Maybe that's what he is - a fan that's so obsessed with Blade Quest

0:20:06 > 0:20:08that he wants to turn it into reality.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12HISSING SOUND

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Gas!

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Their tracking device.

0:20:15 > 0:20:18ALARM

0:20:18 > 0:20:20It's disabled our defences.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25INTERCOM: 'Warning, security breached.'

0:20:27 > 0:20:30'Warning, security breached.'

0:20:33 > 0:20:36'Warning, security breached.'

0:20:36 > 0:20:39EVIL LAUGH

0:20:39 > 0:20:42'Warning, security breached.'

0:20:45 > 0:20:48'Warning, security breached.'

0:20:55 > 0:20:57I don't believe it!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59The Dark Wizard killed Luke Blade!

0:21:25 > 0:21:29The end is only the beginning.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34What was that?

0:21:40 > 0:21:44Dan...it's started. He must've fired the gravity weapon.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52- Stay calm, everybody! It's fine! - Stay calm!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55Everybody, leave the building! No running!

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Now, let me through, let me... I mean run for your lives!

0:21:59 > 0:22:00SCREAMING

0:22:04 > 0:22:06The gravity weapon.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Luke Blade.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10You're too late!

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Aaaaaaargh!

0:22:19 > 0:22:21You!

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I don't understand. Why?

0:22:27 > 0:22:29I've grown weary of make-believe.

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Once civilisation has been levelled

0:22:31 > 0:22:35I will have a real world to mould as I see fit!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37Stay calm! Everybody follow...

0:22:39 > 0:22:40What's going on?!

0:22:40 > 0:22:43SCREAMING

0:22:48 > 0:22:50If we don't realign the moon back into its orbit

0:22:50 > 0:22:54- it will be the end of the world. - And the dawn of a glorious new one!

0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Do you know how to realign the moon? - Oh, I'll figure it out.

0:23:08 > 0:23:09Uh-oh...

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Careful, Tom! One wrong move and the moon could crash into the Earth.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22OK, I think I've got the hang of it. I just need two minutes.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24We don't have two minutes! The Thames has burst its banks! HURRY!

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Excuse me...

0:23:26 > 0:23:30but I really must get to the safety of my mountaintop retreat.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34You know - the one I built for those poor orphans!

0:23:34 > 0:23:39I will have the best view possible of the end of the world!

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Get your hands off of her!

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Let's see how you do in a real fight.

0:23:44 > 0:23:47Ha-ha! You've come to rescue your princess!

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Right, Mr Dark Wazzock!

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Now, hang on a minute.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59And now to seal your fate.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Say goodbye...Fred Grungle!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23VOICE ECHOES: 'Don't underestimate the power of the imagination, Dan.'

0:24:27 > 0:24:30'The power of the imagination, Dan... Power of the imagination, Dan...'

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Yeah!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36'Power of the imagination, Dan... Imagination, Dan...'

0:24:44 > 0:24:45Wait!

0:24:49 > 0:24:51You think you've won? You're wrong!

0:24:53 > 0:24:57You can put me in chains but you will not defeat my spirit.

0:24:57 > 0:25:01ALL: You will not triumph this day, nor tomorrow!

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Good will prevail! ALL: Yeah!

0:25:13 > 0:25:14I've done it!

0:25:19 > 0:25:23No-o-o-o-o-o-o!!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Oi!

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Sign this!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh! Oh...

0:25:46 > 0:25:49# The fate of the world was in the balance

0:25:49 > 0:25:51- # The heroes' weapons were... # - Shut up!

0:25:53 > 0:25:56Let me through. Excuse me.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59- Let me through, let me through. - (Here we go!)

0:25:59 > 0:26:01Good job, guys, but we've blown our cover.

0:26:01 > 0:26:04Oh, I say! What a clever way to end BladeCon!

0:26:04 > 0:26:09And who would've thought that Daniel Morgan would agree to portray

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Luke Blade saving the world?

0:26:11 > 0:26:14But sorry, sorry, if you were watching that you'd know it was...

0:26:14 > 0:26:16it was Fred Grungle who saved the world?

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Yes, yes. And what a marvellous performance from Mr Todd-Williams.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Bravo! Bravo!

0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Oh, you thought this was... - Uh-hm!- Bravo!

0:26:28 > 0:26:30Amazing!

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Wonderful, wonderful costumes! Especially yours, Frank.

0:26:33 > 0:26:38The publishers have generously donated copies of the new edition

0:26:38 > 0:26:42of the final Blade Quest book. There you go.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46Apparently, the one in which the Dark Wizard kills Luke Blade

0:26:46 > 0:26:50was all part of an elaborate publicity stunt...

0:26:50 > 0:26:52So...what do you think about Blade Quest now?

0:26:52 > 0:26:55Everyone's entitled to be a hero.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59I'm lucky. Because I work for MI9 and I get to defeat the villain and...

0:26:59 > 0:27:01rescue the princess for real.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05Hey, sometimes it's the princess who rescues the knight. Remember?

0:27:05 > 0:27:08So you're not worried about it all being make-believe?

0:27:08 > 0:27:12When we're up against KORPS, belief's the most powerful weapon we have.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- What's this?!- It's the other 29 books in the series.

0:27:18 > 0:27:21I thought since you're such a big fan now, you'd like to borrow them.

0:27:33 > 0:27:36'Luke raised his sword to the heavens,

0:27:36 > 0:27:41'a defiant silhouette against the foreboding sky.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44'"I bid you welcome tomorrow," he declared to his friends,

0:27:44 > 0:27:49'for tomorrow will herald a new opportunity to defeat evil.'

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd