We Need to Talk About Kortex

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0:00:08 > 0:00:11My mind begins to degrade.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15I must transfer it before it is too late.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17The search for the vessel continues, Mastermind.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19We will not fail you.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Do not.

0:00:21 > 0:00:27But first, it is time for Evelyn Baxter's days to end.

0:00:27 > 0:00:30KORTEX are in position.

0:00:30 > 0:00:32By this time tomorrow,

0:00:32 > 0:00:37the Deputy Prime Minister will be finished once and for all.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48The 21st-century faces a new kind of threat

0:00:48 > 0:00:51and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.

0:01:06 > 0:01:10Hidden in a place no villain will think to look - welcome to MI High.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Have you heard from Tom?

0:01:16 > 0:01:19You mean, has he got us another missing embassy cat investigation?

0:01:19 > 0:01:21- No.- Look, I know the missions are...

0:01:21 > 0:01:23disappointing now we're not with MI9

0:01:23 > 0:01:26but sooner or later we'll crack some global conspiracy,

0:01:26 > 0:01:29the government will have to let Hamish reinstate MI High

0:01:29 > 0:01:30and we'll get our jobs back.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33Good morning, students. Sorry I'm late.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37Hope you're all ready for another thrilling day of...

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Oh, dear.

0:01:39 > 0:01:44..learning and... Hang on a second. ..enlightenment. Oh.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47We'll just have to use that classroom over there.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Maths is much more interesting than boring old biology.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Oh, dear. Well, at least it's open. In you come, everyone.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Quickly, quickly, quickly.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06Oh, Mr Flatley, it smells terrible in here.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Oh, for real.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11It's like everyone in the world did one at the same time.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Yes, I'm afraid that's the drains, Felicity.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17We're still waiting for a replacement caretaker.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Things have fallen to pieces since Frank left.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22- Do you think he might come back? - He's not a real caretaker, is he?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23It's just his cover job.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26He's got a 9-5 at MI9 now we've been shut down.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29At least he's got a job. This place is such a dump.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33I can't believe we're stuck here for ever.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48It must be frustrating.

0:02:48 > 0:02:49Sorry.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Didn't mean to startle you, Frank.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Hamish, sorry. You end up in a world of your own

0:02:53 > 0:02:55when you're doing the same thing over and over.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59You don't have to tell me. I was stuck behind that desk for ten years.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Any chance of a field assignment?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04Checking these reports seems like a waste of my...

0:03:04 > 0:03:05skills.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09I can't argue with you there. We'll find you something.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11- Trust me, you won't be here for- for ever. Thank you, Hamish.

0:03:11 > 0:03:15A couple of years max. Hang in there, Frank.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17And if you need anything, just call.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39'KORTEX are in position.

0:03:39 > 0:03:44'By this time tomorrow, the Deputy Prime Minister will be finished

0:03:44 > 0:03:46'once and for all.'

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Sir, I've just intercepted

0:03:58 > 0:04:02a conversation between the Crime Minister and the Mastermind.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06They're going to assassinate the Deputy PM. We need to tell MI9.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10I'll pass on the message immediately. Well done, Edward.

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Write the date down, please, everyone.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34HE GROANS

0:04:35 > 0:04:39- Roland?- He just died cos of the smell of the drains.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Rest in peace, Roly.

0:04:43 > 0:04:45Now, come along, Roland. Get up.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46BUZZING

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Force of habit.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Tom wants us in the new base.

0:05:06 > 0:05:07Who is it?

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Sit anywhere.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14There still aren't any chairs.

0:05:14 > 0:05:15Stand anywhere.

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Still obsessing over KORTEX?

0:05:19 > 0:05:21It was a keyword that kept popping up on the MI9

0:05:21 > 0:05:24system before we got fired. It's got to mean something.

0:05:24 > 0:05:28- It's probably just some IT geek's nickname.- So, what's the mission?

0:05:28 > 0:05:31Please tell me it's not another missing pet.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- This one is straight from the UN.- At last.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39The Maltese delegate wants to know who's been parking in his space.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41No way. That's worse than last week

0:05:41 > 0:05:44when I had to walk the Princess of Burunia to nursery.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46We're in a cupboard dealing with cats, cars and kindergarten.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50- Do you not think it's time we give up and move on?- A few more days.

0:05:50 > 0:05:55- One decent mission and MI9 will have to take us back.- Why?

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Evelyn Baxter is already helping MI9 win the war against KORPS.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00They don't need us any more.

0:06:02 > 0:06:06I hate it too, Dan, but Tom and Keri are right. This is hopeless.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11Fine. Pack it up.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28Oh, Mr Flatley, has there been any word from the council

0:06:28 > 0:06:31- about our replacement caretaker?- Not yet.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34In fact, while we're waiting, I thought

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I might try and fix the drains myself.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38You will not.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40If we start fixing things ourselves,

0:06:40 > 0:06:43they won't bother sending us a new caretaker.

0:06:43 > 0:06:47- Leave...it...alone. Is that understood?- Yes.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57PHONE RINGS

0:07:01 > 0:07:02BEEP

0:07:02 > 0:07:05'This is a secure answerphone, please state your name

0:07:05 > 0:07:08- 'and the nature of the mission.' - BEEP

0:07:08 > 0:07:11'I need help. It concerns KORTEX.'

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Talk to me.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28You don't think Dan's taking this old school spying thing a bit

0:07:28 > 0:07:31too far? I mean, cutting eye holes out of a newspaper?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33That's from the caveman's book of espionage.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Hi, I'd like to get a balloon for my fake baby

0:07:36 > 0:07:39and a reason why I'm wasting time in this park.

0:07:39 > 0:07:41The contact wouldn't say more over the phone

0:07:41 > 0:07:42but he has intel on KORTEX.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45This could be the case we've been looking for.

0:07:49 > 0:07:53Dan signalled stealth pattern zeta. No-one breaks cover.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12I can't believe you're all here. I'm such a fan.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16Dan, Tom, Aneisha and Keri. Amazing!

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Don't take this the wrong way but shut up.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23- You're going to blow our cover.- Sorry.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25It's just I've heard your voices so many times.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28How have you heard our voices?

0:08:28 > 0:08:33My name's Edward Lambsbottom. I'm a senior technician at GDHQ.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35The Government's secret listening station?

0:08:35 > 0:08:37Exactly.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42We intercept e-mails and phone calls looking for national threats.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44We even have a satellite that can focus in

0:08:44 > 0:08:47and listen to conversations absolutely anywhere.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Yeah. I've heard of you.

0:08:50 > 0:08:56Well, I did break the world record for the Kubrik Sphere in 1997.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58No, I've seen your name on the reports.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01You filter info about KORPS and the Crime Minister.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Yes. That's me. That's why I needed to see you.

0:09:05 > 0:09:09I overheard the Crime Minister discussing a plan for KORTEX.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14- So, KORTEX must be a part of KORPS.- What was the plan?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- They're going to assassinate the Deputy Prime Minister.- What?

0:09:17 > 0:09:20- MI9 need to know about this.- I know.

0:09:20 > 0:09:24But my new boss Martin Strong won't pass on the information.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28I actually saw him destroy the sound files.

0:09:28 > 0:09:31That's crazy. That's exactly the kind of thing GDHQ are looking for.

0:09:31 > 0:09:37I need to get the intel directly to MI9. But I don't have access.

0:09:37 > 0:09:42Don't worry, Edward. We know exactly who to take this to.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Frank, I came as soon as I got...

0:09:45 > 0:09:46Oh.

0:09:46 > 0:09:50You do realise signing in ex-members of staff is a sackable offence.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52You told me to call if I needed anything.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56- Well, I need to you to listen to what they've got to say.- All right.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Although I don't have long.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Apparently I'm spending the rest of the day beefing up security.

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Edward Lambsbottom from GDHQ got in contact with us.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08He has evidence that a branch of KORPS called KORTEX

0:10:08 > 0:10:11is planning to assassinate the Deputy Prime Minister today.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14What? PHONE RINGS

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Sorry.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20He's been trying to get the info to you

0:10:20 > 0:10:23but it's been blocked by his boss, Martin Strong.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25I'll investigate him for a start.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Any idea where the attack might take place?

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I'll travel with her personally until we know.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33No, Mr Flatley, the rubber end goes down the toilet.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Well, how did you get your arm stuck in the first place?

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Thank you, all.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43You may have just saved the Deputy Prime Minister's life.

0:10:43 > 0:10:44If there's anything I can do...

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Well, actually, we were hoping you might reinstate us.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50We could investigate KORTEX.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55I'm grateful for the intel, I really am, but...

0:10:56 > 0:10:59..the decision to close MI High is out of my hands.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04I'm sorry, but I'm going to need you all to stand down, permanently.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13There must be something we can do. It can't end like this.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Well, it has. We are done.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Oh, Aneisha.- What have I done now?

0:11:18 > 0:11:23- Nothing. I just wanted to say how proud of you I am.- Why?

0:11:23 > 0:11:26Your grades have improved dramatically in the past month.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29I can only assume it's because you're happier at school.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Why would I be happy in a school that everyone hates?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Well, I don't think that's true.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36The place is falling apart.

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Mr Flatley is the only one doing anything about it.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42This place is a dump and no-one cares.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44Excuse me, I care.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48I just don't think it should be our responsibility to fix it.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23- HE SIGHS - Well, he can't have gone far.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29PHONE RINGS

0:12:29 > 0:12:31- Hey, Edward.- 'Tom!' - I sent your information to...

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I haven't got much time.

0:12:33 > 0:12:38- What's going on?- I've cracked it. It's so much bigger.

0:12:38 > 0:12:43KORTEX is only part of it. I have to be quick. They're coming to get me.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46- Who's coming to get you? - Martin Strong.

0:12:46 > 0:12:51Listen, you need to know what's going on here. Their plan -

0:12:51 > 0:12:54it's evil beyond imagining. But genius.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56I have all I have all the proof in my files. It's in...

0:12:56 > 0:12:58LINE GOES DEAD

0:12:58 > 0:13:00Tom?

0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Edward?- Tom?

0:13:06 > 0:13:07Hello, Edward.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- He's gone.- They got him.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22It's like he never existed.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25No tax record, school reports, social media.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Yeah, but we know he does.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30Book Of World Records. 1997.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Kubrik Sphere. Edward Lambsbottom.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35He came to us for help and now he's gone missing.

0:13:35 > 0:13:38I don't care if Hamish fired us, we've got to get Edward back.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Well, let's start with his boss.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44OK, this is Martin Strong.

0:13:44 > 0:13:47No, that's Mike Stern from the Matahari conspiracy.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49No, this is definitely Martin Strong.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I found this on the GDHQ website.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52No, I know disguises

0:13:52 > 0:13:56- and I'm telling you Mike Stern is Martin Strong.- It can't be.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00- We put Mike Stern in the MI9 cells. - They do look similar.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02But how would he have got out?

0:14:02 > 0:14:05This is a MI9's high security wing we are talking about.

0:14:05 > 0:14:08The sooner we find out what's going on, the better chance

0:14:08 > 0:14:09we've got of finding Edward in one piece.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Tom, we'll go to GDHQ and access Edward's files.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15If we can work out why they took him, maybe we can find where.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18- Keri, with me.- Where are we going?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21To find out what really happened to Mike Stern.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24We're going to break into MI9.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26GURGLING

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Can I go in now, Mr Flatley?

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Ah, erm, no. Sorry.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41So, you decided not to wait for the professionals

0:14:41 > 0:14:43and you've made things worse.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Surprise, surprise.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Yes, Mrs King.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56I may have made things worse

0:14:56 > 0:14:59but this is my school and, until we get help,

0:14:59 > 0:15:03I will not stand idly by while it falls to pieces.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07I would rather try and fail than not try at all.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13GURGLING

0:15:15 > 0:15:16I'm with you, Mrs King.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19I'd rather do nothing at all, too.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Great minds think alike, eh?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Trust me, we don't need gadgets.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33With the right suits you can get in anywhere.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45Edward Lambsbottom.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48The file should be on a central drive,

0:15:48 > 0:15:50but can I access them from here?

0:15:52 > 0:15:53According to the transcripts

0:15:53 > 0:15:56KORPS are planning to finish off the Deputy Prime Minister

0:15:56 > 0:15:59at this afternoon's government press conference.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Well, we better send Hamish a warning.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06All messages between GDHQ and MI9 have been blocked.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09What?! The agencies are supposed to work together!

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I know, but right now one of us needs to get this message to Hamish.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15And one of us needs to stay here and search Edward's files.

0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Stay safe.- You, too.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24I guess Hamish was serious about beefing up security.

0:16:24 > 0:16:29- A bit harsh, them not letting us in the building.- Yeah!

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Kind of makes you feel like a criminal.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43This is Dan's cell.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47- He's in there.- Maybe.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50No reaction.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Don't like it. Let's take a look inside.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54RAPID BEEPING

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Mr F.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58The staff room doesn't have a paddling pool!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00He's called Elite.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03You'll just have to fix it yourself.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06You see, the thing about hydro-sealed cell doors

0:17:06 > 0:17:11is that they do not expect you to open them with a pen.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15- He's gone.- Initial was right.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Martin Strong and Mike Stern must be the same person,

0:17:18 > 0:17:20and he's left a recording so it looks like he's still here.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23Someone in MI9 must've helped him break out.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25But who?

0:17:25 > 0:17:27I don't know.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30But I know someone who might.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34LOUD METAL CLANG

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Well, this is a nice surprise.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39We don't have time for small talk, Stella. How did Mike Stern escape?

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I didn't know he had.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Don't play games, I'm not in the mood.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46You and Mike were both part of the Matahari conspiracy.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49And now Mike's running GDHQ under a new identity.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50He's doing what? How?!

0:17:50 > 0:17:52We're hoping you could tell us.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54Seeing as you're his accomplice.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56I'd told you, I'm innocent.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58The Matahari was a social club!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01We have a ton of evidence saying it was using MI9 funds

0:18:01 > 0:18:04- to carry out illegal missions. - None of that is real.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Somebody framed me - I don't know who they are, or how,

0:18:07 > 0:18:09but they have conned everyone.

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Stella, give me a shred of evidence that you have been set up,

0:18:12 > 0:18:14and I'll fight for you.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18I have nothing.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20Frank.

0:18:21 > 0:18:25If I was in your position, I would do the same thing. You know me.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32Look me in the eye, I didn't do this. Believe me.

0:18:36 > 0:18:38SQUELCHING

0:18:40 > 0:18:43You can't sit there all day!

0:18:45 > 0:18:47We've got school maintenance to do.

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- Mrs King?!- Come on.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56Tom, I'm at the press conference now.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58I'm just looking for Hamish.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04Hang on...

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Martin Strong's here. Or should I say Mike Stern.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09You don't think he's here to assassinate

0:19:09 > 0:19:11the Deputy Prime Minister?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Get Hamish to arrest him.

0:19:13 > 0:19:14Quick.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21It's OK. Looks like he's already on to him.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Actually...- 'What?'

0:19:27 > 0:19:29It looks like they're friends.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33'That's not possible. Hamish is who helped us arrest Stone,'

0:19:33 > 0:19:36and Stella, and the other corrupt MI9 leaders.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38'That's how he became head of MI9.'

0:19:38 > 0:19:39Yeah.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Something's not right.

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Tom, Edward said GDHQ has satellites

0:19:43 > 0:19:48that can pick up conversations anywhere. Can you access it?

0:19:48 > 0:19:52Already bringing it online, focusing it on the pressroom.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55- MAN'S VOICE:- Well, so far so good.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58You don't think MI9 will cause us any problems?

0:19:58 > 0:20:02Since I took over, it's pointless to think of KORTEX and MI9

0:20:02 > 0:20:04as different organisations.

0:20:04 > 0:20:08To all intents and purposes...

0:20:08 > 0:20:10KORTEX is MI9.

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Stone and Hamish must have worked together

0:20:13 > 0:20:15to frame Stella and the others

0:20:15 > 0:20:17and get Hamish the top job.

0:20:17 > 0:20:18Hamish works for KORPS.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27Now they're both at it. I think they've been replaced by aliens!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Them gloves is a fashion crime!

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Won't catch me...daffodil hands.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37OK, no homework for a week if you help.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41Pass me the custard mittens, Mrs King, help is on its way!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Tom, we'd already concluded that Stella is innocent.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Took your time about it! I've been in prison for a month.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51What?!

0:20:52 > 0:20:55Hamish has been working for KORPS all along.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57He and Mike Stern are part of the KORPS team called KORTEX.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00He got rid of us when we got too close to the truth.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Hang on a minute.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05It's got my old pass cards in it. I can use them to get here.

0:21:05 > 0:21:06But it's alarmed!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08ALARM SOUNDS

0:21:08 > 0:21:11Wait... Look.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14Edward's Kubrik Sphere. He's here.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16But we don't have time to get him too!

0:21:16 > 0:21:19KORPS only know about Edward because we told Hamish about him.

0:21:19 > 0:21:22It is our fault he's here, we're not leaving without him.

0:21:30 > 0:21:34There's been a security breach at MI9. I have to go.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36You'll have to deal with the Deputy PM.

0:21:38 > 0:21:42Tom! Stone's going to assassinate the Deputy Prime Minister!

0:21:42 > 0:21:44Neish, you're her only chance.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03BEEPING

0:22:04 > 0:22:07You saved me! I knew you'd come.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08It's right, we're a team!

0:22:08 > 0:22:11OK, Edward. Time for the team to go.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Wait - I need to tell you why they arrested me.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17We know - you found out that Hamish worked for KORPS.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19No. I mean, yes!

0:22:19 > 0:22:20But there's more.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24It's about the Deputy Prime Minister.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33I'm afraid it's time, Deputy Prime Minister.

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Look out!

0:22:40 > 0:22:42He's not who he says he is.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44We're getting proof from GDHQ that he's an escaped criminal

0:22:44 > 0:22:46called Mike Stern.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47He's here to assassinate you.

0:22:50 > 0:22:53What idiot gave you that idea?

0:22:53 > 0:22:55What?!

0:23:04 > 0:23:07I suppose, since you've damaged my disguise collar...

0:23:07 > 0:23:09the cat's out the bag.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11It's not possible.

0:23:11 > 0:23:13Oh, but it is.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17I AM the Deputy Prime Minister.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20That's why she's been so successful in her war against crime.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22Exactly. She's in charge of both sides.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Dan, there's no time for chatting - we need to get out of here.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27It's OK, I've got an idea.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Tom, I'm going to need your help.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I can't take all the credit.

0:23:32 > 0:23:35It was Hamish's idea to fire your team.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Must have been quite a blow.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38I don't know.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Losing our gadgets meant we had more time to practise

0:23:41 > 0:23:43the traditional spy skills.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45I've become quite good at picking locks.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47There.

0:23:47 > 0:23:49You're ready.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50Hold on...

0:23:50 > 0:23:51did she say locks?

0:23:53 > 0:23:54Don't let her get away!

0:23:57 > 0:24:02Er, ladies and gentlemen, GDHQ boss Martin Strong has some very

0:24:02 > 0:24:04important information about today's event.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06ALL SHOUT

0:24:10 > 0:24:12Where are they? ALARM BLARES

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Get it open.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18The fugitives are trapped.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Turn off the alarm.

0:24:26 > 0:24:27Impossible.

0:24:29 > 0:24:30I don't believe it.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33They've used our own trick against us!

0:24:33 > 0:24:34How did they hack the system?

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Nice work, Tom. Couldn't have done it without you.

0:24:37 > 0:24:38Now, get out of there.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45I'll take Edward to the safe house.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Are you sure? I could help as a field agent on this one.

0:24:50 > 0:24:52ALL: We're sure.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Oh.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Edward, you've already done enough.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57You WERE the one who cracked the conspiracy.

0:24:57 > 0:25:00I was, wasn't I?! Hah!

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- OK, maybe a little quieter while we're escaping.- Roger.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Do we say "roger" on missions?

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I always thought we should.

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Ah! Ha!

0:25:19 > 0:25:21I can't tell you how proud I am.

0:25:21 > 0:25:25We did it. We cleaned this school together.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28We should do this every week. THEY GROAN

0:25:28 > 0:25:32Worst day of my life!

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Who does he think he is, man?

0:25:34 > 0:25:35Just a suggestion.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Ah, Frank!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Come for your old job?

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Sorry, Mr F...

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- just picking up some stuff I left behind.- Oh!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Never mind. Actually, we're, um...

0:25:49 > 0:25:52We're managing rather well on our own.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54I never doubted you, Mr F.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56I'd better be going.

0:25:56 > 0:25:57I'm in a bit of a hurry.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Ooh! Aneisha, do you have a moment?

0:26:01 > 0:26:05OK, what I said about Mr Flatley being the only one that cares -

0:26:05 > 0:26:07that was harsh.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10No, don't apologise. You were right.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13I can't believe I'm about to say this,

0:26:13 > 0:26:16but there's a lot I could learn from Mr Flatley.

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Sometimes it's not enough to say you care -

0:26:18 > 0:26:21sometimes you have to show it.

0:26:21 > 0:26:24I'll see you and your friends in class later.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28Yeah. See you later.

0:26:32 > 0:26:33Quicker!

0:26:34 > 0:26:39KORPS will know our MI9 details by now - they'll know where we are.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41I can't believe KORPS took aver MI9.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43And now they'll be coming for us.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44I never realised how much danger

0:26:44 > 0:26:47we might be putting your friends in by being based here.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51OK, that's it.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52Let's go.

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Sorry I'm late, Crime Minister. We have a situation.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04It can wait.

0:27:04 > 0:27:08First, the Deputy Prime Minister has an important announcement to make.

0:27:24 > 0:27:27Dear friends, the Prime Minister has told me

0:27:27 > 0:27:30today that he is stepping down.

0:27:30 > 0:27:34I am proud to announce that in a ceremony tomorrow,

0:27:34 > 0:27:36I will be sworn in as Prime Minister

0:27:36 > 0:27:39of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

0:27:41 > 0:27:46And you won't believe what exciting plans we have for the country.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52There's no other way?

0:27:52 > 0:27:54I'm afraid not.

0:27:54 > 0:27:57Say goodbye to Saint Heart's.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59We go into hiding?

0:27:59 > 0:28:00Start fighting.

0:28:00 > 0:28:05And we keep fighting, until the job's done, or we are.