0:00:02 > 0:00:07- ANNOUNCER:- "Captains of KORPS! Assassins of Scapula! The deadliest warriors in the world are waiting.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09"History beckons.
0:00:09 > 0:00:13"Are you ready for the Shadow Games?
0:00:13 > 0:00:17"We are about to go live and it's gonna be fabulous!"
0:00:23 > 0:00:26'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat
0:00:26 > 0:00:29'and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.'
0:00:44 > 0:00:47'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look -
0:00:47 > 0:00:49'welcome to MI High.'
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Take your seats, please!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Quickly! I have an announcement to make.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59All normal lessons are suspended for today.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04- Oh, yes! - Oh, Miss!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06No-one's going home, Felicity.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Oh, man.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Let go now, Roland.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Sorry, Miss.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I have enrolled us on a new scheme called
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Centralised Revision for Academy and Class Education.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Or, CRAC-ED for short.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24CRACKED, more like.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Pre-recorded lessons sent from the Ministry of Education.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Right.
0:01:32 > 0:01:37- NARRATOR SPEAKS SLOWLY:- This possum spends its days doing nothing...
0:01:37 > 0:01:41- STUDENTS GROAN - ..nothing at all. - This is so boring!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45Not even moving.
0:01:45 > 0:01:51And by regulating its breathing, it can even appear to have died.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55If you've ever heard the phrase "playing possum",
0:01:55 > 0:01:57it means playing dead.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Hey, Frank.- What's up? I didn't call you.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Keri.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Have a seat.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Um, am I in trouble?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18I've been monitoring your development and I'm worried.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I saved the day the other week at the Embassy.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23A rare success, as far as I can see.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26A few days before, you were late for the factory mission, because,
0:02:26 > 0:02:28and I quote, "you got chatting".
0:02:28 > 0:02:30I did say sorry.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33While stalking a rogue nuclear scientist, your phone went off,
0:02:33 > 0:02:35jeopardising the whole operation.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39That wasn't my fault. Trina knows she's meant to text first.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Aneisha was captured as a result and you're lucky she wasn't hurt.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I have 22 serious incidences,
0:02:45 > 0:02:48including 12 of missed training.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I learn really fast.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51It makes you a lazy student.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Are you firing me?
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Stella, we've got a situation. - One moment, Frank.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Lack of focus in this business can get your friends killed.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08I need you 100% here, or not at all.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13- NARRATOR:- After 30 minutes, the possum still has not moved...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Hedgehogs! Roller coasters!
0:03:17 > 0:03:21Oh, weird dream.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22BEEPING SOUND
0:03:22 > 0:03:26..not a twitch, not a sound or movement.
0:03:30 > 0:03:35Samantha Stiletto will secretly enter the country today to take part in the Shadow Games.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38The Spectre? But she's been in MI9's most wanted for years.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42- She's deadly. - That's why you'll be wearing masks when you arrest her.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44If she escapes, we don't want her knowing who you are.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47- Are you OK? - Mm-hm.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I'll send the coordinates of her drop point to your spypods. - Great, let's go!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Achoo!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08SHE GRUNTS
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Achoo!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Sorry.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14Forget it.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Careful, Spectre's got some deadly moves.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24SHE GROANS
0:04:31 > 0:04:34OK, hands up who forgot to mention they get hay fever?
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Cheer up, Keri. We just caught one of the best assassins in the world.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41It's nothing to sneeze about.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I'll go get the parachute. You never know, it might be evidence.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- NARRATOR:- And after two hours of playing dead,
0:04:52 > 0:04:59- the possum is eaten by a predator, who wasn't fooled for a second. - THEY GROAN
0:04:59 > 0:05:03What?! Nothing happens and then he gets eaten?
0:05:03 > 0:05:07OK. I can see it's not a total success yet,
0:05:07 > 0:05:13so why don't we have one more CRACKED... CRAC-ED lesson after break
0:05:13 > 0:05:16and if it's still no better, we'll stop. Mm?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25- ANNOUNCER:- "Greetings, Mighty Spectre. We are so thrilled to have you here!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Um, can I help you?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30HE LAUGHS
0:05:31 > 0:05:34OK. Hi.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35"Are you ready to play?"
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Um, can I meet you there?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39I... I've just got to pick up some stuff.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Really looking forward to the, you know, the thing.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47"No, no, no. No time for that. We go live in one hour.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51"If you'd accompany these gentlemen, we can get this show on the road."
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Can anyone hear me? HER VOICE ECHOES
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I don't know what to do.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14"Contestants prepare for battle!
0:06:14 > 0:06:17"The Shadow Games are about to begin!"
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Keri! Keri, stop messing about!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Keri's been taken.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39It must be KORPS. They've been looking for her for months.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43They'll be wiring her up to that mind transfer machine right now.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46They must have been there to meet the Spectre for the Shadow Games.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Maybe that's where Keri's been taken.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- What are The Shadow Games? - You know who Scapula are?
0:06:50 > 0:06:55Assassins. They're the division of KORPS the Crime Minister calls if she wants anyone assassinated?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58The Shadow Games are Scapula's way of finding a new leader.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00The four top assassins in the world fight it out
0:07:00 > 0:07:02and the winner becomes the new Shadow Master.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06It's weird. The footprints show there were only three of them.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09There were no scuff marks on the ground. She didn't even fight back. Why?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- What was that look for? - Now is probably not the best time.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17They may as well know, Frank.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20There's concern that Keri may not be agent material.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- And you told her, didn't you? - Guys, found something.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27"It's the greatest show on Earth!
0:07:27 > 0:07:31"Let's get ready for the Shadow Games!"
0:07:31 > 0:07:33They televise it?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Only on a secure channel. It's almost impossible to hack.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40"First up, the Melbourne Monster.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42"Careful, or he'll take you down under! Ha-ha-hum.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45"He's got quite the temper, you know."
0:07:45 > 0:07:46Is this a joke?!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50"It is said that he can walk through solid walls
0:07:50 > 0:07:51"and grind bones to dust."
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Funny, he's got such a kind face(!)
0:07:55 > 0:07:58"Next, Mrs Deadman,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01"the slayer who will really stitch you up.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04"With these needles, she'll knit you a nightmare.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08"She may look friendly, but no, no. look out, mister, she's...
0:08:08 > 0:08:12"Oh-oh-oh! Bye-bye!"
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Who actually watches this stuff?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Top KORPS officers and members of Scapula.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It gives them a chance to see who they might be working with.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21"Are you listening? I said, 'Are you listening?!'
0:08:21 > 0:08:23"We are in the presence of greatness.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27"The voice of the destruction himself, Thalamus!
0:08:27 > 0:08:30You will lose.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38My voice will be the last thing that you will ever hear.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42It's just a reality show for megalomaniacs and assassins.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46"And, finally, the lightning slayer,
0:08:46 > 0:08:49"the Spectre, Samantha Stiletto!"
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- That's Keri. - What's she doing there?
0:08:53 > 0:08:55"Oh, she is one my favourites."
0:08:55 > 0:08:57It looks like we got lucky. They've no idea who she really is.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Lucky?! How's she supposed to stand up to the best assassins in the world,
0:09:01 > 0:09:03when you've told her she's no good?
0:09:04 > 0:09:05"Four assassins,
0:09:05 > 0:09:07"only one will become...
0:09:07 > 0:09:09- Where is this place? - "..the Shadow Master!"
0:09:09 > 0:09:11They keep the location a secret.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- "Only one will survive."- There's nothing on the MI9 database.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18"It could be the best Shadow Games since Alexis von Hades
0:09:18 > 0:09:21"destroyed all three of his opponents during the warm-up!"
0:09:21 > 0:09:25We have to stop this. There must be someone who knows where this place is.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28They just said Von Hades won the Shadow Games. We could ask him.
0:09:28 > 0:09:32- Maybe he'll feel he owes us. - No one's seen or heard of the ex-Shadow Master
0:09:32 > 0:09:34since you broke him out of prison last year.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36That's not strictly true.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40- Hey?- It's classified. - Oh, Stella, come on!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I'll send the address to your spypods.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45I'll come, too.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48If he's not there I'll hack into his computer, find out where he's gone.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52Spies, bring her back. Please.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Stella, why didn't you let me help her catch up?
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- She was doing OK! - OK is not good enough!
0:10:01 > 0:10:07- "Don't go anywhere, viewers! This is about to get nasty!" - HE CACKLES
0:10:11 > 0:10:13No, wait. This is crazy.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23What if we do find Von Hades? We can't trust him.
0:10:23 > 0:10:24He's an assassin!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27He'd still be a leader of Scapula, if he hadn't tried to take over KORPS.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I know it's dangerous,
0:10:29 > 0:10:32but I think he's liked us ever since we broke him out of prison.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34So we're gambling our lives and Keri's
0:10:34 > 0:10:37on a hunch that an assassin has a soft spot for us?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Guys, look.
0:10:39 > 0:10:45"First up, the Spectre versus the Monster. This one's going to hurt!"
0:10:45 > 0:10:46We don't have a choice.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48She doesn't stand a chance and this is the only lead we've got.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51"Black is definitely the colour for Spectre."
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Let's go.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54"Let's talk fashion no more. It is time!"
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Looks like Von Hades isn't here.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14- "Five, four, three... - We're already too late!
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- "..two..."- All we can do is watch. - "Release the clamps!"
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- ANNOUNCER CACKLES - "Oh, this is so exciting."
0:11:24 > 0:11:25This is a nightmare.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30She'll be OK if she keeps running.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32She can't run from him for ever. We need to find her.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35How are going to do that without Von Hades?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39"Spectre is nowhere to be seen. Oh, she's there look!"
0:11:39 > 0:11:42No, Keri, you can't fight that!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45"He is unflinching at her hits. Maybe she cannot hurt him.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48- "Oh, she's running away!"- Run, Keri! - "Scaredy cat!"
0:11:53 > 0:11:56- Oh! NARRATOR:- In this CRAC-ED programme,
0:11:56 > 0:12:00we look at the slow, dull life..
0:12:00 > 0:12:05- SOUND BREAKS UP - ..and demonstrate why... - MRS KING GROANS
0:12:12 > 0:12:16"Now, in the other arena, Thalamus and Mrs Deadman are going head-to-head
0:12:16 > 0:12:18"in a great martial arts match-up.
0:12:18 > 0:12:23"The Voice against the Cross-Stitch. This could be exciting, no?"
0:12:26 > 0:12:28What is this?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31This is more interesting than the big rat that doesn't move!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33See? I told you it would improve.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35"Oh, Thalamus is going to be very upset.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39- "He will come for you, Mrs Deadman!" - Tom have you got anything?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Nothing. It's weird.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44He was on his computer literally seconds before we got here.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46He must have just left.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50They're going back to Keri.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53"And I think it's going to build up, so here we are.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57"The Melbourne Monster. He is looking for the Spectre."
0:13:02 > 0:13:05"He is approaching.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08"I imagine the Spectre is pretty scared at this point,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11"but she must have a plan, for this is what she does."
0:13:26 > 0:13:30"Uh-oh! The Monster Constrictor! This is very exciting!"
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- He's got her! - Get out of there, Keri!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34She's in real trouble.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37"Very shortly. the Spectre loses all feeling in her muscles.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- "Bye-bye, Spectre!" - Why isn't she doing anything?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42She's rubbish.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Well, I like the Spectre. I've always favoured the underdog.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47- Go on! - Takes one to know one.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50It's a good show, but what's the point in the lesson?
0:13:50 > 0:13:54"Anyway, let's go back and we count down the time... Hang on, what's this?"
0:13:54 > 0:13:56- STUDENTS: You're scalped, man! - I can't look.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58"Oh, stiff upper lip there, Monster!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01"She has removed part of his moustache!
0:14:01 > 0:14:05"He is going to be so angry. Run, Spectre, because he will be coming for you!"
0:14:10 > 0:14:12"He is going to destroy you, Spectre!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13"Say goodbye to the viewers!"
0:14:18 > 0:14:20"What a clever move!"
0:14:24 > 0:14:26"She knocks out the Melbourne Monster!"
0:14:30 > 0:14:32"I said all along, if you remember, viewers,
0:14:32 > 0:14:35"that she was my favourite and I knew that she would win.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- "We did not see that coming, but..." - Maybe she can win this.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- MAN'S VOICE:- No.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43She won't win, whoever she is.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Where are you?!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54You were here the whole time?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I met the Spectre and this is not her.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00So who is this girl and why is she so important?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03She is our friend. Can't tell you who she is.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Maybe I'll find out if she wins.
0:15:06 > 0:15:11- What do you mean? - Scapula must know who leads them. The winner must show their face.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Right, so if she loses, she gets pummelled and if she wins...
0:15:14 > 0:15:17If she wins, KORPS will find out and that'll be worse.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- We need your help. - HE LAUGHS
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Do you now? What makes you think I'll help you?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29We were hoping that you might help because you like us?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39"Let's go back to the other contest!"
0:15:43 > 0:15:44"Oh, here we go!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48"Unlucky, Thalamus. I think we can safely say it is bye... Oh!"
0:15:48 > 0:15:52The longer you fight me, the worse the defeat I shall inflict,
0:15:52 > 0:15:55the worse the humiliation.
0:15:57 > 0:16:02I will give you an end that will heap shame upon you
0:16:02 > 0:16:09and your family, or you can submit to me now!
0:16:11 > 0:16:12- "It's the Voice!" - CHEERING
0:16:12 > 0:16:16"This is the Voice we talked about earlier, ladies and gentlemen viewers!"
0:16:20 > 0:16:23ANEISHA: Frank, we're on our way to the Shadow Games.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Von Hades said he'd help us out.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28This is all my fault.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Don't blame yourself. It was me who hired her.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33I put her in danger in the first place.
0:16:35 > 0:16:40What did Von Hades do to those guards? I mean, wow.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43Is no one else worried about why he agreed to help us?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I mean, you know it's not because he likes us, right?
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Agh!
0:16:55 > 0:16:59- Frank? We're here. - Be careful. There's lots of Scapula agents in there.
0:16:59 > 0:17:05- We're sending in two full MI9 tactical units, plus aerial assault. - No. Just us.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Keri could get hurt.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10Von Hades has a plan and I think it'll work.
0:17:10 > 0:17:11But it's MI9 protocol!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Let them do it, Stella.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16You didn't trust me on Keri. Trust me on this.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Good luck, agents.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24"Captains of KORPS, assassins of Scapula,
0:17:24 > 0:17:29"it is now time for the final the Shadow Games!
0:17:29 > 0:17:33"And let me introduce you to your two finalists, the Spectre!"
0:17:33 > 0:17:36BOOING AND CHEERING
0:17:36 > 0:17:38"Thalamus!"
0:17:38 > 0:17:41CHEERING AND BOOING
0:17:44 > 0:17:49"Five, four, three, two, one,
0:17:49 > 0:17:51"release the clamps!"
0:17:57 > 0:18:01It would have been quicker to kill them. Sentimentality weakens you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- Be ready. - Why are you helping us?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05You ask me to help, I help.
0:18:05 > 0:18:08If you don't want me to help, I can leave.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Nah. Nah, I just wish I knew why.
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Would you do anything different if you knew the answer to that question?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20I wonder. Be ready.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26"Like two preying lions in the corner of the room.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- "A kick to the knee!" - Oh, I felt that from here!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- "Oh, she's down!" - Stay down, Spectre, you can't win!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Come on! Come on, yes! - She doesn't give up easily, does she?
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- "Now what is she going to do here?" - Oh!
0:18:38 > 0:18:40"The Patella Pinch!"
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Oh, it's not a fair fight"
0:18:43 > 0:18:45"She is looking very weak."
0:18:45 > 0:18:50- THALAMUS:- It is hard to know that you will fail
0:18:50 > 0:18:54and, when you have failed,
0:18:54 > 0:18:58what is to stop you from failing
0:18:58 > 0:19:03again and again?
0:19:03 > 0:19:10Give up and I promise you a quick and relatively painless defeat.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12HE LAUGHS
0:19:12 > 0:19:17- ANEISHA THROUGH DOOR:- Keri!- Keri, can you hear me?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Please help me!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24I will help you. I will make it quick.
0:19:24 > 0:19:29Keri we've got a plan, but, for it work, you have to lose.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31He'll kill me.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35I will kill you, if you fight me.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37< Not if you submit.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40The second your match is over, someone will challenge Thalamus.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Yeah, if he shows up.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44We'll get you out while they're fighting.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48You don't have a choice.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51You can't beat him. You're not up to it.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07You are just not up to this!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- "She has blocked him!" - What's she doing?
0:20:09 > 0:20:12"Could this be game on?"
0:20:12 > 0:20:16You're the third person that's told me today I'm not up to it.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19Frankly, it sickens me!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21CHEERING
0:20:23 > 0:20:25You have no skills to match mine!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- "This is her trademark move!" - Go on Spectre, go on! - STUDENTS CHEER
0:20:33 > 0:20:35"The Patella Pinch!"
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- "Now, what is she going to do here?" - I learn really quickly
0:20:41 > 0:20:45and today I had lessons from three of the greatest assassins in the world.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50I learnt this from the Monster.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54- "Oh, it's the Constrictor move!" - Go on, Spectre, come on! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:54 > 0:20:59THEY CHANT Spectre, Spectre, Spectre!
0:20:59 > 0:21:04You cannot defeat me! It is impossible!
0:21:04 > 0:21:08- VOICE ECHOES: It's inevitable. - "She's using the Voice!"
0:21:08 > 0:21:15USES THE VOICE: Every attack that you make makes me stronger.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19There's no kick, no punch,
0:21:19 > 0:21:26no move that you can do that won't come right back at you.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29THEY CHANT Spectre, Spectre, Spectre, Spectre!
0:21:31 > 0:21:36USES THE VOICE: The war is over.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39You've been beaten.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45"Thalamus is down! I cannot believe what I'm seeing!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49"The greatest fight of all time! Spectre wins! Spectre wins!"
0:21:49 > 0:21:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:21:58 > 0:22:02It's all right. Settle down everyone, thank you. Mrs King?
0:22:02 > 0:22:06And that CRAC-ED programme class clearly demonstrates
0:22:06 > 0:22:11how the human race triumphed over brutality and ignorance,
0:22:11 > 0:22:15thanks to its ability to learn. Oh!
0:22:15 > 0:22:20Did it? I mean, yes, yes, I suppose it did. Very clever. KLAXON
0:22:20 > 0:22:21Oh!
0:22:23 > 0:22:26You were supposed to lose. Now they'll find out you're not the Spectre.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29We're all in danger now. Get ready to run.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34"Now, Spectre, reveal your face to those who will serve you!
0:22:34 > 0:22:37"The Shadow Master must have no secrets from the agents of Scapula!"
0:22:37 > 0:22:42- Wait! - STUDENT: Who is this clown, man?
0:22:42 > 0:22:46I claim the right of an ex-Shadow Master to fight for my own title.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48This is the best show ever!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50You were meant to fight Thalamus not K...
0:22:50 > 0:22:52This is against the rules!
0:22:52 > 0:22:58Rules? This is Scapula. Rules are made by the victor.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03"This really is the best Shadow Games ever!
0:23:03 > 0:23:07"I will allow the challenge. I will allow the challenge!"
0:23:09 > 0:23:13USES THE VOICE: I can beat you just like the others.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15"She's trying the Voice."
0:23:15 > 0:23:16I'm younger.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18- "He blocks her easily." - Quicker.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20And I learn fast.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Then learn this.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27Learn when to speak and when to fight.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Your learning is no use here.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43In 25 years, I've never used the same move twice.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Each attack is an invention.
0:23:48 > 0:23:54Each battle is a new martial art.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56You have learned much today. Now learn this.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Learn
0:24:01 > 0:24:02when to die.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06THEY GASP
0:24:17 > 0:24:19He killed her!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28"This really is the best Shadow Games ever!
0:24:28 > 0:24:32- "He is my favourite Shadow Master and he is back!- STUDENT: Oh, no.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35"Alexis von Hades, please talk to us! Tell us what you want!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37"We are listening, Alexis von Hades!"
0:24:39 > 0:24:42My first command is simple. Evacuate.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46MI9 know of this location and they infiltrate us as we speak.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Regroup at the weapons store in three days.
0:24:50 > 0:24:54I am Alexis von Hades and I am the Shadow Master
0:24:54 > 0:24:57and I am back.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Until next time, this show is over.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Possums, spectres.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Never ends well for the hero in these CRACKED programmes, does it?
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- Well, it does seem to have left everybody a little flat.- Hm.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Keri!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28We didn't save her!
0:25:28 > 0:25:32You were right not to trust Von Hades, Dan. I'm so sorry.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Why did he go so hard on her?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Actually, he didn't.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44How?
0:25:44 > 0:25:46I could tell he was pulling his punches,
0:25:46 > 0:25:51so when he told me to learn when to die,
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I did what I was told.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56- We both faked it. - Where did you learn to play dead like that?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00I saw a CRACKED show about possums!
0:26:07 > 0:26:11- Team, you did a good job. - We couldn't have done it without the Shadow Master.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Although, him becoming the new boss of Scapula wasn't part of the plan.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Not our plan.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I traced a tip-off that led us to the Spectre.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20It came from Von Hades.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23You don't think he planned all this to get his old job back?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25We've not heard the last of the Shadow Master.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I still think he likes us.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29Well done, team.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Stella.
0:26:36 > 0:26:42I thought about what you said and I'll admit I doubted myself.
0:26:42 > 0:26:46But, today, I defeated two of the world's greatest assassins
0:26:46 > 0:26:49and I faked my own death on live TV
0:26:49 > 0:26:50and I'm still standing.
0:26:51 > 0:26:55So I'm going to stay and you're going to let me.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58USES THE VOICE: You know that MI9
0:26:58 > 0:27:03will be better off with me
0:27:03 > 0:27:05fighting its battles.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- OK?- OK.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Did you just use the Voice on me?
0:27:21 > 0:27:24STUDENT: "Captains of St Hearts!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27"Welcome to the St Hearts games!
0:27:27 > 0:27:33"Introducing the first round match - the King against the Flatenator!"
0:27:36 > 0:27:40OK. I think I know what might have happened.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42SHRIEKING
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Agh! No!