The Return of the Dark Wizard

Download Subtitles

Transcript

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Oh, treasure...

0:00:12 > 0:00:13Don't mind if I do.

0:00:17 > 0:00:22Send my regards to the Hound Master of Rezan.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Sorry, Wizard, but the Hound Master's dogs

0:00:24 > 0:00:25will go hungry this day.

0:00:29 > 0:00:34Sir Thomas, I should have known.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45Bless you, Sir Thomas, for ever shall I be in your debt.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50Well done Tom!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Hey, it's only a game.

0:00:54 > 0:01:00Oh, no, Sir Thomas, the game is only just begun.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09The 21st century faces a new kind of threat and MI9

0:01:09 > 0:01:13must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32Hidden in a place no villain will think to look - welcome to MI High.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35For exceptional bravery in the line of duty

0:01:35 > 0:01:39I am honoured to award you the MI9 medal of valour.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46I was... I was just doing my job.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Well, luckily no-one got hurt that's thanks to you.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54It's a bit bling, just as well you can't wear it at school.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56It would totally ruin your cred.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58You're like totally my hero.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00I wouldn't have been able to do it without your help.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03I don't think being sat behind a nice warm computer's quite

0:02:03 > 0:02:05the same as being in a room with a ticking bomb.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06But well done anyway.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16I am just as brave as they are...

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Bring it.

0:02:19 > 0:02:23You have been a thorn in my side for too long, Sir Thomas.

0:02:23 > 0:02:29You will not triumph this day, nor tomorrow. Good will prevail.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32- Come on!- Come on!- Come on, yeah!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Sorry I'm late everyone, let me through, excuse me, Selina.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Now what have I missed?

0:02:38 > 0:02:41You're just in time. Tom's fighting the Dark Wizard again.

0:02:41 > 0:02:44Oh, your reign of tyranny is over, dark one.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49So long as I draw breath, good will prevail over evil.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Go on, Tom.

0:02:51 > 0:02:53Not this day.

0:02:54 > 0:02:59Today I shall write a new ending to our little game.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14That is not possible.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, dear...

0:03:18 > 0:03:20But, by Voldrup's sword,

0:03:20 > 0:03:24you shall have your vengeance ere long, Sir Thomas.

0:03:24 > 0:03:28Now, I must ride... I have geography papers to mark.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Since when?

0:03:47 > 0:03:48TOY DOG BARKS

0:03:51 > 0:03:53But, but I didn't order anything.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Miss Glitch?- Mm-hm.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58It's your name on the parcel. Can I have a signature please?

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Thank you.

0:04:07 > 0:04:11DULL WHIRRING

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Hello, Mother.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34It is so good to meet you, finally.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38SHE SQUEALS

0:04:55 > 0:04:59Please, tell me these are gadgets for our next assignment.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I was expecting delivery of a new 3D printer.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04This lot turned up instead.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07You brought us down here to find a lost parcel.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Spy lark ain't what it used to be.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11It's not funny. A very valuable piece of equipment's gone missing.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13- It's cutting-edge technology. - POWER DIES

0:05:15 > 0:05:19We're under cyber-attack. The entire MI9 network's been hit.

0:05:19 > 0:05:20Everything's shutting down.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Well, can you stop it? - Way ahead of you.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32You know, at times I impress even myself.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34The rest of MI9's still in the dark.

0:05:34 > 0:05:37Without computers MI9's practically blind, deaf, and dumb.

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Maybe the cyber attacker didn't want us to see something.

0:05:39 > 0:05:43OK, look for anything out of the ordinary.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48The automated defence system protecting MI9's data archive,

0:05:48 > 0:05:49it's been triggered.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Someone must be trying to break in.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I'll go brief Stella. Dan, Neish, Keri get over to the archive.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Tom...

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Stay here and provide logistical backup.

0:06:03 > 0:06:06Whilst everyone else gets to play the hero.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10Take that, foul swamp dweller.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12I beg your pardon?

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Oh, no, no, not-not you, Mrs King.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17I was just squeezing in a quick game of Blade Quest.

0:06:17 > 0:06:21Oh, really, Headmaster, aren't you a little old for all of that nonsense?

0:06:21 > 0:06:26For adventure, excitement and romance? Nay, I say.

0:06:26 > 0:06:27So long as there is breath in my lungs

0:06:27 > 0:06:31and blood flowing through my veins.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Now, I must go battle the rabid trolls of Grandel.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38What? I thought you had year seven next period.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40That's what I just said. Ha-ha!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Adventure? Excitement? Romance?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- SHE SIGHS - Fat chance.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54BLADE QUEST MUSIC PLAYS

0:07:04 > 0:07:09"Join us on a quest in the land of myth, magic, heroes, and villains."

0:07:10 > 0:07:14"Create your own online avatar..."

0:07:16 > 0:07:17Hmm.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44BLEEPING

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Next stop, ops.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48You'll be relieved to hear you can

0:07:48 > 0:07:50turn off the automatic defences from there.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Stay alert. We have no idea who we're dealing with.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I've isolated the signature of the cyber-attack

0:07:59 > 0:08:02but every time I try and trace it, it goes off in like a million

0:08:02 > 0:08:05different directions - that can't be right.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07I'll try a different search algorithm.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11- COMPUTER VOICE:- Access denied.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14I'm multi-tasking, Flopsy...

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Access denied is not in my vocabulary.

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Uh...where are the bad guys?

0:08:32 > 0:08:34BEEPING

0:08:36 > 0:08:38There are no bad guys.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41The defences weren't triggered by someone trying to break in -

0:08:41 > 0:08:43they were set off by the cyber-attack to fool us.

0:08:43 > 0:08:44Maybe to buy them more time,

0:08:44 > 0:08:46to find what they were looking for in the archive.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49Yeah, we need to lock down these computers.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53ELECTRICAL STATIC

0:08:55 > 0:08:57For shame, Sir Thomas...

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Still you delude yourself that you can defeat me.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Soon the final piece of the jigsaw shall be mine,

0:09:06 > 0:09:11and I will rain fire down upon this ugly planet.

0:09:12 > 0:09:15Just as I rule in Blade Quest...

0:09:17 > 0:09:24..soon I shall rule the scorched Earth, and all of humankind shall

0:09:24 > 0:09:29kneel down before me, starting with you -

0:09:29 > 0:09:32my most despised enemy.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36EVIL LAUGH

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Tom?

0:09:47 > 0:09:50What just happened?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52All systems back to normal.

0:09:52 > 0:09:53Isn't that good?

0:09:53 > 0:09:56It means we're too late. They got what they came for.

0:09:59 > 0:10:04Guys, get back here now. I know who's behind the cyber-attacks.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Oh, it's much too late for that.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Put me down, you big brute.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24As you wish...

0:10:30 > 0:10:34Honestly, Mother, anyone would think that you weren't pleased to see me...

0:10:36 > 0:10:39I'm going to make you so proud.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43HE CHUCKLES

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- The Dark Wizard?- He was here.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- In the base? - Sort of, in the computer.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Why were you playing Blade Quest?

0:10:48 > 0:10:50You should've been concentrating on the mission.

0:10:50 > 0:10:51We were nearly killed.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54We don't know who it was, or what they were after.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56It was the Dark Wizard, he's planning something.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58He's just a character in a game.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00I know he is. It must be someone posing as him.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02- A-a deranged fan. - Takes one to know one.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Forget it.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Tom!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, good morning, Headmaster.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14Everything all right, Mrs King?

0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, yes, indeed.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Now, it's not often I say this but you were right.

0:11:19 > 0:11:24One is never too old for a little bit of action, and excitement.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29It's like what I was saying the difference between cranking

0:11:29 > 0:11:32and cromping is in the attitude...

0:11:32 > 0:11:37Silence, wench! The wagging of thy tongue doth offend me.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40He-ya!

0:11:47 > 0:11:50Have you heard about the new she-warrior

0:11:50 > 0:11:52that's turned up in Blade Quest?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58I'd stay away from Blade Quest if I was you.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59It's not safe.

0:12:01 > 0:12:02OK, mate.

0:12:08 > 0:12:11Who's Vivian Glitch?

0:12:11 > 0:12:13She's only the best game designer ever.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Yeah, she programmed the Blade Quest online world.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19I have to find out how the Dark Wizard defeated me.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Tom, this is becoming an obsession.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Why's being beaten by the Dark Wizard such a big deal?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27You wouldn't understand.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Try me. I'm supposed to be your friend, remember?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37A few months ago, I hacked into the Blade Quest server. I...

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I rigged the game so that I'd defeat the Dark Wizard every time I played.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44You cheated?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46It's not like anyone got hurt, or anything.

0:12:46 > 0:12:47I don't believe it.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50Blade Quest is my chance to be a hero.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53Tom, you work for MI9 - you get to be a hero every day.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yeah, but not like you. Not like the others.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58It's like you said, "Sitting in front of a computer isn't

0:12:58 > 0:13:00"the same as being in a room with a ticking bomb."

0:13:00 > 0:13:02I thought I knew you, but I don't know you at all.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Whoever is controlling the

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Dark Wizard avatar is behind these cyber-attacks.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08If I can hack into the Blade Quest server again

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I can find out who the Dark Wizard really is.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Aneisha!

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Or maybe you can help.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27Hello?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42What would Keri do?

0:13:52 > 0:13:56Ha, that is not part of my job description...

0:13:57 > 0:14:00TOY DOG BARKS

0:14:03 > 0:14:04So, where's your owner?

0:14:06 > 0:14:07SOBBING

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Vivian? Vivian?

0:14:09 > 0:14:14It's OK, I'm MI9. You're safe now.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20No, he's coming back for me.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Who is?

0:14:22 > 0:14:23The Wizard.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25I knew it. OK, who is he?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28The dark one. Ruler of the scorched earth.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31No, I mean, who is he in real life?

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Who controls the Dark Wizard avatar?

0:14:33 > 0:14:39No-one. The Dark Wizard is alive.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43SIREN WAILS Where's Tom?

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Probably playing Blade Quest. - I'll deal with him later.

0:14:46 > 0:14:47What's the emergency?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49There's been a break in at the nuclear weapons control bunker.

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I'll see if I can pull up a video feed.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53The archive...

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Would the access codes for the bunker have been stored there?

0:14:56 > 0:14:57I'm afraid so.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00At least now we know what the cyber-attacker was after.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Guys, you are so not going to believe this.

0:15:26 > 0:15:29Send help, please!

0:15:41 > 0:15:45Hands, what an inspired idea.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51SIRENS WAIL

0:16:00 > 0:16:02HE CHUCKLES

0:16:07 > 0:16:09EVIL LAUGH

0:16:09 > 0:16:12That's the nuclear trigger.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15What kind of idiot runs around dressed up like the Dark Wizard?

0:16:15 > 0:16:17You know Tom's going to be impossible, don't you?

0:16:17 > 0:16:18Oh, yeah.

0:16:21 > 0:16:26Normally I'd gloat, but there isn't time.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29That trigger is the last piece in the Dark Wizard's plan.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31He's going to set off a thermonuclear war.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34Where have you been? Do you mind?!

0:16:34 > 0:16:35What are you doing?

0:16:35 > 0:16:38You can't just bring people down here whenever you feel like it.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41I didn't have a choice, the Dark Wizard's coming after her.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42This is the only safe place.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44He thinks I'm his mother.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46In a way, I suppose I am.

0:16:46 > 0:16:49This is Vivian Glitch, she programmed the Blade Quest game.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50What are you doing with my 3D printer?

0:16:50 > 0:16:52The Dark Wizard re-routed a delivery.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54He had it sent to my house.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56TOM: Might want to sit down for this.

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Every character in the Blade Quest online world was

0:16:59 > 0:17:03created by a player, except for the Dark Wizard.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06He's part of the game. I created him.

0:17:06 > 0:17:07Every computer playing Blade Quest

0:17:07 > 0:17:10created one vast, connected super computer.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12A computer so powerful it enabled

0:17:12 > 0:17:16the Dark Wizard to spontaneously evolve.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17He developed a free will.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18Are you saying...?

0:17:18 > 0:17:21He came alive, although until today he didn't have a body.

0:17:21 > 0:17:24My 3D printer. He made a copy of himself.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27The trouble is, his personality is the same as it is in the game.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30Which means he's an evil megalomaniac, hellbent on turning

0:17:30 > 0:17:34the world into a post-apocalyptic wasteland he can rule...

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Sorry.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39Oh, well, that's just great.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Mother? I'm home.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I have a surprise for you!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Mother?

0:18:09 > 0:18:14You cannot hide from me, Sir Thomas...

0:18:14 > 0:18:17I know all your secrets.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21The Dark Wizard with the nuclear trigger is

0:18:21 > 0:18:23controlled by the Dark Wizard in the game.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25Defeat the Dark Wizard in the game you stop

0:18:25 > 0:18:27the one in our world from launching nuclear missiles.

0:18:27 > 0:18:31It won't be easy, and we don't have much time.

0:18:31 > 0:18:32You've got to go into the game

0:18:32 > 0:18:37and defeat the Dark Wizard on his turf in the world of Blade Quest.

0:18:37 > 0:18:41I've developed a suit that will give you 360-degree vision,

0:18:41 > 0:18:42and full sensory feedback.

0:18:42 > 0:18:45You will have the most immersive gaming experience imaginable.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- How many are there?- Four.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51But, I must warn you whatever you experience in the game you

0:18:51 > 0:18:54will feel in the real world.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00I know it's a lot to process but you've got to trust me on this.

0:19:00 > 0:19:02We do trust you, Tom.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05I'm not the person to lead this mission, mate - you are.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07But you're always the hero.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11Not when it comes to Blade Quest, you're that guy.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13No-one knows this world better than you.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15You've got three other suits.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Who are you going to take with you?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22- Whoa!- Are you sure this is a good idea?

0:19:22 > 0:19:26- These are boss.- The mission needs people who know Blade Quest.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28But who's going to take the last suit?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Would somebody mind telling me what is

0:19:30 > 0:19:33so urgent that I have to drop everything?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- Hmm?- Auntie?

0:19:36 > 0:19:41What's going on? Headmaster, why are you dressed like that?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Ah, well, a games company has very kindly offered to let us

0:19:44 > 0:19:47try out this new virtual reality equipment.

0:19:47 > 0:19:49We're going on a special Blade Quest adventure...

0:19:49 > 0:19:51We're going to save the world!

0:19:51 > 0:19:55Blade Quest - what has that silly game got to do with me?

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Word is there's a new she-warrior in the Shire.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00We're about to set off on a dangerous quest

0:20:00 > 0:20:01to defeat the Dark Wizard.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06We could use the help of Princess Onyx.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Hmm... A quest, you say...

0:20:09 > 0:20:13Adventure, excitement, and maybe romance -

0:20:13 > 0:20:15what do you say, Mrs King?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28What chance have they got against the Dark Wizard?

0:20:28 > 0:20:31I programmed him. I know what he's capable of.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34There's no guarantee your friends will make it

0:20:34 > 0:20:35out of Blade Quest alive.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48VIVIEN: Tom, you all set?

0:20:48 > 0:20:49Log us in.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53The wizard is yonder in his castle.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58If we are to save the world we must vanquish him.

0:20:58 > 0:20:59Forward.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08It's a long way to the castle.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Dude, I is loving that look.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32HE GROWLS

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Doth something strange strike thee about this bridge?

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Can thoust feel that?

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Methinks we should make haste.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Whoa, that's massive.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03How do we get in?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07ROARING

0:22:16 > 0:22:17Oh, dear.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28What's up?

0:22:30 > 0:22:34There is some wicked moves, man.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35She's fighting trolls.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38You what?

0:22:38 > 0:22:40Come on, I'm ready for you.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45I summon the spirit of the stag.

0:22:51 > 0:22:55Fair Princess, give me thine hand.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57My eternal gratitude, Spellcaster.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59'Twas nothing.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01Auntie, please.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07Be careful Tom, I've programmed the castle with lots of booby traps.

0:23:14 > 0:23:16If Sir Thomas and his minions have harmed

0:23:16 > 0:23:21so much as one single hair on your head I will make them suffer!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25We're going to end your reign of terror.

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Prepare to meet thy end, fools!

0:23:37 > 0:23:43Sir Thomas, it was destined to come down to you and I.

0:23:46 > 0:23:47Come on, Tom.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57Well, aren't you going to open it, Mother?

0:23:59 > 0:24:00WHIRRING AND BEEPING

0:24:06 > 0:24:08The nuclear trigger.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Yes, Mother, all of your dreams are about to come true.

0:24:12 > 0:24:18Soon, fire shall reign down upon the earth.

0:24:18 > 0:24:19N-n-no.

0:24:21 > 0:24:28I have to say, Mother, I'm a little disappointed with your reaction.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31Is this not what you wanted? What you created me to do?

0:24:33 > 0:24:36It was...just a game.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Is that all I am to you?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Tom! Tom!

0:25:07 > 0:25:11It is over, Sir Thomas! I have won!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16HE LAUGHS

0:25:18 > 0:25:20Don't give up, man!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35You might want to cover your ears, Mother.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37No!

0:25:40 > 0:25:43Prepare to die.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45HE LAUGHS

0:25:51 > 0:25:54You can put me in chains but you cannot defeat my spirit.

0:25:56 > 0:26:02You will not triumph this day, nor tomorrow. Good will prevail.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06No!

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I'm taking you offline.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35I'm sorry.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40I was a bad mother.

0:26:49 > 0:26:51I was worried there for a minute, Sir Thomas.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Whoa-ho!

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Wow, Tom.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59That was wicked.

0:26:59 > 0:27:03Oh, most invigorating.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07Man, you is sick.

0:27:07 > 0:27:12Any time you want to join my dance crew there's a spot for you.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Hmm, I was pretty fierce, wasn't I?

0:27:21 > 0:27:23And, thank you for your help, Miss Glitch.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26A programmer with your talents could be very useful to MI9.

0:27:26 > 0:27:31Well, I've had my fill of gaming for a while. OK.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Come on, let's not be late,

0:27:34 > 0:27:37don't want to get on the wrong side of Princess Onyx.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Tom, you coming?

0:27:38 > 0:27:40Eh, I'll catch up...

0:27:42 > 0:27:44Right, Blade Quest.

0:27:45 > 0:27:49I don't believe it. Didn't you learn anything?

0:27:49 > 0:27:52You don't need to cheat to feel good about yourself.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54I'm not. At least not for me.

0:27:54 > 0:27:58I'm giving Roly and Mrs King and Mr Flatley a little helping hand.

0:27:58 > 0:28:00I think they deserve a bit of glory.

0:28:00 > 0:28:04I mean they did save the world and they didn't even get a medal.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- ALL:- Charge!