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0:00:02 > 0:00:03This is Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Where the kids take charge of organising their parents' wedding.

0:00:06 > 0:00:07BOTH SCREAM

0:00:07 > 0:00:09- That means you're in charge. - BOTH:- Yay.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11You can do whatever you want.

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Check this out!

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Mum and Dad have no idea what you're planning.

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Parachuting!

0:00:19 > 0:00:21You've only got a few weeks to do it all.

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Helicopter time.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26Are you ready for it? Whoo!

0:00:26 > 0:00:28We've got a DeLorean.

0:00:29 > 0:00:32- Are your parents ready for it? - ALL CHEER

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Pretty scary.

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Will the day be filled with chaos...

0:00:36 > 0:00:38..or confetti?

0:00:39 > 0:00:41On today's show, we've got two wedding planners hoping to

0:00:41 > 0:00:45create a big day that's simply arrrrr-some!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47That's so cool.

0:00:47 > 0:00:50But could their surprises be too much for Mum and Dad?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53You just can't avoid the fear escalating

0:00:53 > 0:00:55and it really is escalating.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Will the big day run aground...

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Evil Pirate Ed, let our parents go.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03..or make a splash never to be forgotten?

0:01:03 > 0:01:04We're about to find out...

0:01:04 > 0:01:07MUFFLED: ..because we're Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31This is Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Where kids get to organise their parents' wedding.

0:01:34 > 0:01:37- That's right, they're in control. - Mum and Dad won't know a thing.

0:01:37 > 0:01:39Apart from the fact that they're getting married.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Yeah, but nothing else until their big day.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Come what may in a matter of weeks,

0:01:43 > 0:01:45their parents are going to be walking down the aisle.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50Today, we're on the Isle of Wight where two planners

0:01:50 > 0:01:53are plotting to make Mum and Dad walk the wedding plank.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Meet Imogen and Finbar.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00My name's Immy, I like singing, dancing and swimming.

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Hi, I'm Finbar, I like scooting, swimming and football.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09The rest of the family are made

0:02:09 > 0:02:12up of Mum Ginny, Dad Danny and Danny's son Rafferty.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Dad says jokes but he thinks they're funny and they're not

0:02:16 > 0:02:18so he laughs and you're just like...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21IMOGEN FAKES LAUGHING

0:02:21 > 0:02:26- Mum overreacts on some things and... - She can be a bit crazy.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29A joker and a worrier.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31How do they feel about handing over

0:02:31 > 0:02:33control of their big day to Immy and Fin?

0:02:33 > 0:02:37Scary, knowing that Imogen and Finbar have lots of secrets.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Terrifying.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41They have no qualms about, certainly,

0:02:41 > 0:02:47making me look really daft so that worries me a bit.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48That much.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50You're right to be worried, Dad.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55The couple have been together for 23 years

0:02:55 > 0:02:58but have never found the right moment to get married.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01There were lots of times that we could have but moving,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04children, you know, jobs, all that type of thing, there was

0:03:04 > 0:03:08always a reason not to whereas now feels like the right time.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12We're glad you think that, Dad, because now Immy and Fin are in

0:03:12 > 0:03:16control and they're not exactly fans of a traditional wedding.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Normal weddings are just boring and plain and nothing for the kids.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21We want ours to stand out so you go to it

0:03:21 > 0:03:24and you remember it for, like, ever.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26This sounds like our sort of wedding, Ed.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Let's hope so, Naomi.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- It's about time we got this wedding started.- Absolutely.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36Immy and Fin have got less than two weeks to get everything booked.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39They've got to decide on a theme, venue, outfit, transport,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41entertainment, cake.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- Shall I go on?- Oh, yeah, there's no time to waste.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Ed, come on!- Oh, coming.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53There's not long to go until the wedding so Mum and Dad need to

0:03:53 > 0:03:58jump out of the way and hand over control to Immy and Fin - and fast!

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Ladies and gentlemen, we are

0:04:00 > 0:04:03gathered here today to mix things up a bit.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Do you, Mum, allow your children to completely

0:04:06 > 0:04:10- and utterly organise a wedding day you will never forget?- I do.

0:04:10 > 0:04:11And do you, Dad,

0:04:11 > 0:04:15accept that you will have absolutely no say in what goes on?

0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Yep. OK, yeah.- Oh, he doesn't seem very sure about it, does he?- No.

0:04:18 > 0:04:22So Immy and Fin, with the joining of hands, I now pronounce you,

0:04:22 > 0:04:26officially, 100% in charge.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29ALL CHEER

0:04:31 > 0:04:33'Immy and Fin are in charge.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36'And with Mum and Dad out of the way, they can't wait to tell us

0:04:36 > 0:04:38'their big idea for the wedding.' OK.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40First question and it's the important one -

0:04:40 > 0:04:42what's the theme of this wedding going to be?

0:04:42 > 0:04:43- BOTH:- Pirates.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Pirates, yes.- Ohhh, great one. - Why have you chosen that theme?

0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Cos we're on an island and it's surrounded by sea.- Good idea.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53How's your pirate laugh?

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Ha-har.- Ha-harrr. - Ha-ha-harrr.- Arrrr.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Well done, you salty seadogs.

0:04:59 > 0:05:03- I think you've got yourselves a good theme there.- Arrrr!- Arrrr!

0:05:03 > 0:05:07That's our theme sorted, it's time to set sail on the good ship

0:05:07 > 0:05:10Marrying Mum and Dad for the ultimate pirate wedding.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Immy and Fin have their theme but with just a few weeks

0:05:16 > 0:05:18before we weigh anchor on the big day,

0:05:18 > 0:05:22we need some inspiration of the swashbuckling sort.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Ar-har-har.- Arrr.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27We know you've chosen a pirate-themed

0:05:27 > 0:05:28wedding for your mum and dad

0:05:28 > 0:05:31so I thought we better get our pirate thinking hats on

0:05:31 > 0:05:33and come up with some pirate ideas

0:05:33 > 0:05:38and where better to do that than on a pirate crazy golf course?!

0:05:38 > 0:05:41- What do you think of this?! - It's arrr-right.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Hang on Immy, Ed does the bad jokes around here.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46Thanks for that, Naomi.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Coming from the Isle of Wight,

0:05:48 > 0:05:50itself once a happy hunting ground for smugglers,

0:05:50 > 0:05:55there should be plenty around to inspire Immy and Fin's pirate plans.

0:05:55 > 0:05:59These bad buccaneers were outlaws with a language of their own.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Money was called "pieces of eight"

0:06:01 > 0:06:03and their rivals were known as "scurvy sea dogs".

0:06:03 > 0:06:07It all adds up to whole chestfuls of wedding planning treasure

0:06:07 > 0:06:09for the kids to dig up.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12'So will it be plain sailing for our pirate planners

0:06:12 > 0:06:15'or do they have some unexpected twists in mind?'

0:06:15 > 0:06:18So where do you think a pirate wedding should take place?

0:06:18 > 0:06:22- On a ship.- On a pirate ship. Or maybe on a fort.- A fort?

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Are there a lot of forts on the Isle of Wight?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- I think there's quite a lot, like five, I think, or less.- Yeah.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32'With the idea to hold their pirate wedding

0:06:32 > 0:06:34'at one of the Isle of Wight's sea forts,

0:06:34 > 0:06:37'Immy and Fin have teed off their plans to perfection...'

0:06:37 > 0:06:38ED CHEERS

0:06:38 > 0:06:41'..but what sort of transport will Mum and Dad need on the big day?'

0:06:41 > 0:06:43How are they going to get there?

0:06:43 > 0:06:47Em, well, if it was on a fort, they could have a pirate ship.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48Pirate ship?

0:06:48 > 0:06:51This is quite ambitious, isn't it?

0:06:51 > 0:06:54'A ship for Mum and Dad's transport is another hole-in-one.'

0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Yes!- Oh, lovely stuff.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58'But what else will the kids need to pull off their pirate party?'

0:06:58 > 0:07:01And what's everybody going to be wearing at this wedding?

0:07:01 > 0:07:04I just want Mum to have a flowy dress which kind of flows down

0:07:04 > 0:07:06but it'll still have the corsety back and the long,

0:07:06 > 0:07:10- puffy sleeves like a pirate.- And Dad could be the Royal Navy, sort of.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14Cos, like, the pirates and Royal Navy weren't...

0:07:14 > 0:07:15- So he's not a pirate?- Yeah.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19'Hang on. If Dad isn't a pirate on the big day, who is?'

0:07:19 > 0:07:23- And then me?- Blackbeard.- Blackbeard. - Yeah, you can be Blackbeard.- OK.

0:07:23 > 0:07:28- What would Naomi look like? - She could be...a parrot.- A parrot.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Please dress Naomi up as a parrot. - Yeah, parrot.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34'Naomi as a parrot? This I have got to see.'

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Three!- Three as well!

0:07:36 > 0:07:39'It's full speed ahead for Mum and Dad's pirate wedding.

0:07:39 > 0:07:40'Arrrrr!'

0:07:40 > 0:07:41That means I'm the winner!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Yes!- No.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49'Immy and Fin have got plenty of ideas for the big day -

0:07:49 > 0:07:52'now they need to start turning them into reality.'

0:07:54 > 0:07:55'For their transport,

0:07:55 > 0:07:57'they want Mum and Dad to set sail on the high seas

0:07:57 > 0:08:00'aboard their very own pirate ship.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02'There's just one problem with that, though.'

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Now, pirates like you see in the movies...were around about

0:08:05 > 0:08:06400 years ago...

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Here.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11..so their ships are either lying at the bottom of the sea, cos they were

0:08:11 > 0:08:15blown up in sea battles, or they're in museums or they've rotted away.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- So a pirate ship is quite a hard thing to find.- Yeah.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21But I was wondering if this might do the trick.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24SEA SHANTY MUSIC

0:08:24 > 0:08:26- Oh, I can see it.- That's so cool.

0:08:27 > 0:08:28I really like it.

0:08:29 > 0:08:32- It's perfect. - Prepare to be boarded!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34This is the front of the boat, guys.

0:08:34 > 0:08:38'Captain Alistair's boat is one of the world's smallest tall ships.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42'It definitely looks fit for a pirate but will it be big enough to

0:08:42 > 0:08:45'carry the family to Mum and Dad's wedding?'

0:08:45 > 0:08:48How many people can you fit on board then?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50We can take up to five passengers.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53There will be myself and there will be another crew member on board to

0:08:53 > 0:08:56help you but you'll be doing a lot of the sailing work yourself

0:08:56 > 0:08:59because I'm very lazy and I like to get my crew working hard.

0:08:59 > 0:09:00What do you think?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04- Cool, yeah.- I like it.- Do you think you can do the job?- Yeah.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09'It sounds like we might have found our pirate ship

0:09:09 > 0:09:10'for the wedding day.'

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Do you fancy being pirates on your very own pirate

0:09:12 > 0:09:14- ship for your mum and dad's wedding? - Yeah.- Yeah.- Yeah?

0:09:14 > 0:09:18- Does that mean we've got the transport sorted?- Yeah.- Yeah.- A-har!

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Splice the mainbrace!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Whatever that means, Ed, it sounds pretty good.

0:09:22 > 0:09:24Transport done and dusted.

0:09:28 > 0:09:29For the wedding entertainment,

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Immy and Fin have got classic pirate movie magic in mind.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Cutlasses at the ready, this could get messy.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Well, you guys want a bit of swashbuckling action at this wedding.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42OK, well, we have lined up some people who might be able to

0:09:42 > 0:09:44help you with that.

0:09:44 > 0:09:45Have a look at this.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51'These guys are part of a performance group that

0:09:51 > 0:09:54'specialises in staging fight scenes.'

0:09:55 > 0:09:58'If the kids can bring this sort of action to the big day,

0:09:58 > 0:10:00'Mum and Dad might just think the wedding

0:10:00 > 0:10:03'has been invaded by real pirates.'

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Something like that would be good on the wedding day?- Yeah.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08So do you guys want to tell them what you have in mind for the wedding?

0:10:08 > 0:10:10It's going to be a big bit of grass.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Yeah, and there will be, like, a mast of a ship and Mum

0:10:12 > 0:10:14and Dad would be tied around it...

0:10:14 > 0:10:17- Cool.- ..and you've got to be, like, protecting them so we can't free

0:10:17 > 0:10:20them but, in the end, we free them and we're the heroes of the day.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23- So you're the bad guys and these guys are the heroes?- Yeah.

0:10:23 > 0:10:26All you've got to do is do that in one fluid movement...

0:10:26 > 0:10:29'Now that Immy and Fin have let everyone in on their plans,

0:10:29 > 0:10:31'it's over to the experts.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33'Led by Hollywood stunt pro Derek,

0:10:33 > 0:10:36'they show the kids a few swashbuckling movie moves.'

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Cos I'm always going to stop there so if you put your sword down,

0:10:39 > 0:10:40watch.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43So it's never going to go any further than that.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47'Derek has performed in over 100 films like the Harry Potter series

0:10:47 > 0:10:49'and the James Bond movies.

0:10:49 > 0:10:53'He even appeared in sword-wielding, Oscar-winner Gladiator

0:10:53 > 0:10:56'so he really knows his stuff.'

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- Oh, brilliant.- One, two, you go duck!

0:11:02 > 0:11:07- Oh!- So there. Now, bring it back over the top.- Whoa!

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Whoa!

0:11:11 > 0:11:14'After learning some of the tricks of the trade, it's time for Immy

0:11:14 > 0:11:17'and Fin to rehearse the performance for the big day.'

0:11:17 > 0:11:19DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:19 > 0:11:23- WOMAN:- Help me! Help! Help us!

0:11:23 > 0:11:25You're a hero.

0:11:25 > 0:11:27STUNT MAN SCREAMS

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Whoa!

0:11:31 > 0:11:34Yeah!

0:11:34 > 0:11:35Happy?

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Do you know what? That is going to look awesome on the wedding day.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43Mum and Dad won't know what's hit them. Entertainment sorted.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Next up, Immy and Fin are switching their attention

0:11:49 > 0:11:51to Mum and Dad's wedding cake.

0:11:51 > 0:11:52They've already got something in mind.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55Now they need to explain it to a cake-maker.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- WOMAN ON PHONE:- Do you have an idea of what you'd like

0:11:57 > 0:11:59the cake to look like?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Well, we'd like quite a big, fancy pirate ship

0:12:02 > 0:12:07and around the ship cake would be, maybe, sea icing with two sharks,

0:12:07 > 0:12:12an octopus guarding and protecting a treasure chest with treasure in.

0:12:12 > 0:12:13'Great!'

0:12:14 > 0:12:17- ED:- It's a pirate ship for the cake but for part two of the design,

0:12:17 > 0:12:20they'll need to roll up their own sleeves.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23OK, guys, let's talk cake. Tell me your thoughts.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Well, on the cake, around it is a little treasure chest and

0:12:27 > 0:12:30we need some sweets and jewels to go in there to look like treasure.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Look what I've got here - treasure.- Arrrr.

0:12:34 > 0:12:35You can make your own sweets here.

0:12:35 > 0:12:38You can choose the colour and the flavour. Have a sniff of that.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43- Mmm.- Do you think that will do as buried treasure?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47'Handmade sweets for the treasure chest it is then.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51'It's lucky we're in a sweet factory. Time to call in the experts.'

0:12:51 > 0:12:53Hello, guys, welcome to the Sweet Factory.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55We've got some flavours and colours out here.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57If you don't mind us picking out some flavours.

0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Peach, cola, cherry and pineapple. - FINBAR:- Yeah.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01This is the most important decision of the wedding.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Green and orange for cherry.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Green and orange for cherry, OK.

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Then for pineapple, I think we should have pink and yellow.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12'Flavours and colours picked, it's time for Immy and Fin to stand back

0:13:12 > 0:13:15'and watch as their custom-designed sweets come to life.'

0:13:15 > 0:13:19- Oh, it smells good. I just got a waft of the sugar.- Wow.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Colour's gone in, flavour's gone in. Giving it all a stir.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26'With the mixtures made, it's time to combine the colours and flavours.'

0:13:26 > 0:13:30- What colours would you like to put together?- Em, green and that.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33NAOMI: Oh, watch, there it is.

0:13:33 > 0:13:34One massive, long sweet.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38'The final job for Immy and Fin

0:13:38 > 0:13:41'is to break their recipe up into individual sweets.'

0:13:41 > 0:13:43We'll have to pick them all up afterwards.

0:13:43 > 0:13:47Have we got the sweets for the treasure chest sorted?

0:13:47 > 0:13:52- Yeah.- Yes...we...have. - I think we definitely have.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55'That's the sweets for the treasure chest taken care of.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57'Fingers crossed the cake-maker can pull off the rest

0:13:57 > 0:14:00'of the pirate ship wedding cake in time.'

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Immy and Fin are halfway through their plans

0:14:05 > 0:14:06for Mum and Dad's big day.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09So far, they've decided on pirates as the theme,

0:14:09 > 0:14:12they've lined up some swashbuckling entertainment

0:14:12 > 0:14:15and they've also found a boat to double as a pirate ship.

0:14:15 > 0:14:20It's a good job Mum and Dad don't have a clue what they're up to.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23- 'Are you excited about the wedding?' - I'm really nervous.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26- 'Why are you nervous?' - Cos you're in charge.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30'Yo ho ho - a landlubber like you is right to be nervous, Mum.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33'It's not long now until you walk the wedding plank.

0:14:33 > 0:14:34'Ha-harr!'

0:14:37 > 0:14:40'For the big day, Immy and Fin are determined to dress Mum and Dad

0:14:40 > 0:14:43'in genuine period pirate outfits.'

0:14:44 > 0:14:47Welcome to our wardrobe. Come in.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49'So we've come to a specialist costume hire shop

0:14:49 > 0:14:51'to see if they can find what they're looking for.'

0:14:51 > 0:14:55We're having a pirate-themed wedding and we'd like Mum to

0:14:55 > 0:14:59wear, like, a kind of flowy dress and then we'd like...

0:14:59 > 0:15:03Dad to be the old Royal Navy with the big hat going up sideways.

0:15:03 > 0:15:07- Well, we've certainly got plenty so come this way.- Follow on.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11'This place provides costumes for films and television shows,

0:15:11 > 0:15:14'and with 10,000 outfits to choose from, Immy and Fin

0:15:14 > 0:15:17'have their work cut out finding the right ones for Mum and Dad.'

0:15:17 > 0:15:19I definitely like that.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22'It's not long though before they begin to dig out

0:15:22 > 0:15:23'some buried treasure.'

0:15:23 > 0:15:26- That looks nice. I like that one as well.- Pretty front, hasn't it?

0:15:26 > 0:15:30- Yeah, look at that, Fin. I like that, do you like that?- Yeah.

0:15:30 > 0:15:31'That's Mum taken care of

0:15:31 > 0:15:34'but what about the Navy costume for Dad?'

0:15:34 > 0:15:38- Is this the sort of thing you were thinking of?- Yeah. Look.

0:15:38 > 0:15:43- I like this... - You like that one? With tails?- Yeah.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45'Now we've got outfits for Mum and Dad,

0:15:45 > 0:15:48'it's over to Fin and Immy to pick out something for themselves.'

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- I still really like this material. - OK, good, well, we'll take that one.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53And all the lace.

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- This is fab.- That looks wicked! Do you like that?

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Yeah, and it looks like it might just fit you.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02- So we've got this that you've decided on for Dad.- Yeah.

0:16:02 > 0:16:06Very smart and this for Mum with perhaps a pirate hat or

0:16:06 > 0:16:08something to just pirate her up.

0:16:08 > 0:16:10So are you both happy with what you're wearing

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- and what you've chosen for Mum and Dad?- Yeah.- Definitely?- Yeah.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Definitely.- Outfits, well and truly sorted.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19We just need to sort out our outfits now, Ed.

0:16:19 > 0:16:23All taken care of, Naomi, so no need to er, flap.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31'As this is a pirate-themed big day, the obvious place for Mum and Dad's

0:16:31 > 0:16:33'ceremony would be at sea.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36'But with so many guests coming, we'd need a pretty big boat.'

0:16:39 > 0:16:42'Immy and Fin think the solution is to hold the ceremony

0:16:42 > 0:16:45'at one of the sea forts around the Isle of Wight coast.'

0:16:45 > 0:16:49- Right, tell us your first impressions then.- It's really cool.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51- It's very big and cool. - It is cool, isn't it?

0:16:53 > 0:16:56'This fort was built in the 16th century to defend

0:16:56 > 0:17:00'England against its enemies in the turbulent reign of Henry VIII.'

0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Yeah, look at that cannon.- Whoa.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05'With its cannons and turrets, it also looks just like the sort

0:17:05 > 0:17:07'of place that might attract a raid

0:17:07 > 0:17:09'from a band of marauding buccaneers.'

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- That's a pretty good view, isn't it?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:17:11 > 0:17:14'With great views of the surrounding sea, this place is the perfect

0:17:14 > 0:17:16'backdrop for a pirate ceremony.'

0:17:16 > 0:17:19But your mum and dad could get married out here as well

0:17:19 > 0:17:22- if the weather's nice.- Yeah.- Mmm. - What do you think about that?

0:17:22 > 0:17:23- That's cool.- Really cool.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27'There's also a large area outside for Immy and Fin

0:17:27 > 0:17:29'to put on the entertainment scene.'

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Plenty of room to run around here.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- Cos didn't you want to fight the pirates?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- Is this a good place for that? - BOTH:- Yeah.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40'And with a great room inside for the reception,

0:17:40 > 0:17:44'it looks like this old fort has got everything Immy and Fin need

0:17:44 > 0:17:46'to lay on a pirate party.'

0:17:46 > 0:17:48- So what do you think?- I like it.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52I think we're quite happy with this place,

0:17:52 > 0:17:54I'm getting the impression that you like it.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Is this venue sorted?- Yeah.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59Venue done and final tick in place.

0:18:01 > 0:18:06'Immy and Fin are now ready for Mum and Dad's seafaring celebrations.'

0:18:06 > 0:18:09'From swashbuckling surprises to buccaneer's boats,

0:18:09 > 0:18:12'cutlass castles to pirate pants,

0:18:12 > 0:18:16'the kids have worked flat out to turn their plans into reality.'

0:18:17 > 0:18:18'With not long to go,

0:18:18 > 0:18:22'Mum and Dad are wondering how they'll handle all the surprises.'

0:18:22 > 0:18:24How do you cope with feeling embarrassed?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Yeah, I think I'll blush and...hide.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33- I'm beetroot when embarrassed. - Are you? Do you blush easily?

0:18:33 > 0:18:36Yeah, I'm a ginger, look. I go red.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39Maximum redness guaranteed at this wedding, Dad.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43It's the day before we hoist the Jolly Roger

0:18:43 > 0:18:46on the ultimate pirate celebrations

0:18:46 > 0:18:49and Mum and Dad have taken part in a legal ceremony so that

0:18:49 > 0:18:54they can be declared husband and wife on the high seas the next day.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57At the hotel the family are staying in before our pirate party,

0:18:57 > 0:19:00the nerves are beginning to kick in for our two planners.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03It's the night before the wedding and I'm feeling...

0:19:03 > 0:19:08Excited but a little bit nervous. We better check the weather report.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10'The thing that I'm worried about the most is probably

0:19:10 > 0:19:12'the fighting scene cos if, like, one of us'

0:19:12 > 0:19:17gets one little bit wrong, then it kind of affects the whole routine.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Immy and Fin aren't the only ones

0:19:19 > 0:19:21whose timbers are beginning to shiver.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23I'm nervous but I'm excited.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27I think cos the children are so excited, it's getting very exciting.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31You just can't avoid the fear escalating

0:19:31 > 0:19:34and it really is escalating because it's just tomorrow.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38That's right, Dad, you best batten down the hatches,

0:19:38 > 0:19:39for in the morning,

0:19:39 > 0:19:43you'll be setting sail on your very own pirate adventure.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Marrying Mum And Dad day is finally here!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56The ceremony will be taking place on this spot in just a few hours,

0:19:56 > 0:20:00whatever the weather. So far, it's looking good!

0:20:00 > 0:20:02So while they're getting ready somewhere over there,

0:20:02 > 0:20:06we need to transform this fort into a pirate haven.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Har-har!

0:20:09 > 0:20:12'While Naomi gets busy making sure the venue is shipshape,

0:20:12 > 0:20:16'it's time for me to say, "Ahoy, me hearties," to the happy couple.'

0:20:16 > 0:20:21- I've got some little presents for you. That's for you.- Oh, thank you.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Great.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Now, you've got to put those on with blindfolds

0:20:24 > 0:20:26so we've got someone to help you, OK?

0:20:26 > 0:20:28- OK.- So no sneaky peeking.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34'Mum and Dad aren't the only ones picking up their outfits

0:20:34 > 0:20:35'for the big day.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38'Over at the castle, Naomi has just discovered that her wedding

0:20:38 > 0:20:42'costume should get people squawking.'

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Thanks, Immy. Thanks, Fin. A parrot.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48- SHE SQUAWKS - Who's a pretty girl then?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51'Meanwhile, back at the family hotel,

0:20:51 > 0:20:53'it looks like we're ready to weigh anchor too.'

0:20:53 > 0:20:56Oh, look at you, you look like you just got off the boat.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- Are you pleased with it? - Yeah, really pleased.- Brilliant.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02All right, we better get ready for your mum and dad then.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05'As Evil Pirate Ed leads in our naval captain

0:21:05 > 0:21:08'and his bride-to-be, it's time to find out if the pirate theme

0:21:08 > 0:21:12'will make Mum and Dad want to hoist the Jolly Roger or walk the plank?'

0:21:12 > 0:21:16- How are you feeling? - It's very bizarre.- Terrified.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Well, I think it's time we put you out of your misery.

0:21:18 > 0:21:19So when I say "three",

0:21:19 > 0:21:22you take off your blindfold glasses and we'll drop the drapes.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25One, two, three!

0:21:25 > 0:21:27GINNY LAUGHS

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Very nice. Thank you, Finbar. Thank you, Imogen.

0:21:30 > 0:21:36- Ginny?- I like it.- So any ideas on what this theme might be?

0:21:36 > 0:21:40- This has got to be piratey-type something?- How did they guess?!

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Mum and Dad might know the theme but they have no idea where

0:21:45 > 0:21:48the location is or how they'll be getting there.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Let's hope they've got their sea legs

0:21:50 > 0:21:52as it's time for the next surprise.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55So, guys, this is the transport that you're going to be taking

0:21:55 > 0:21:56to your wedding venue.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59You can take off your blindfolds when I say "three". One, two, three!

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Yay.- It's your very own pirate ship!

0:22:02 > 0:22:04THEY LAUGH

0:22:04 > 0:22:09All aboard the Caroline Allen! It's not very piratey, is it?

0:22:09 > 0:22:11It's not a very piratey name. All aboard!

0:22:14 > 0:22:16As the good ship Marrying Mum and Dad sets sail,

0:22:16 > 0:22:18Immy and Fin's pirate wedding

0:22:18 > 0:22:21appears to be riding the waves so far.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Any idea where you might be going, Mum and Dad?!

0:22:24 > 0:22:27- No!- That's what I like.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28Ignorant parents!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31'Mum and Dad aren't the only landlubbers to be

0:22:31 > 0:22:33'found in these waters.

0:22:33 > 0:22:35'The rest of the wedding guests have boarded their own ship

0:22:35 > 0:22:38'and with traditional sea shanties from a band that Immy and Fin wanted,

0:22:38 > 0:22:41'everyone is in the pirate spirit.'

0:22:41 > 0:22:45THEY SING SEA SHANTY

0:22:45 > 0:22:48'Some of them might think they've spent too long at sea though

0:22:48 > 0:22:51'when they're greeted by the sight of a giant parrot.'

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Welcome to the fort!- Hello.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58'It's not long before the stars of this pirate party

0:22:58 > 0:23:02'are washed ashore too, to a hero's welcome from our gang of rogues.'

0:23:02 > 0:23:05ALL CHEER

0:23:08 > 0:23:11'With our motley collection of cut-throats and buccaneers in place,

0:23:11 > 0:23:15'it's time for Mum and Dad to say "aye-aye" do to each other.'

0:23:17 > 0:23:20I, Ginny, take you, Danny, to be my husband.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22You're my strength, soul mate and best friend.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26I give you this ring as a symbol of our love

0:23:26 > 0:23:30and as a reminder of the promises we've made today.

0:23:30 > 0:23:34MINISTER: You now may kiss each other.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36ALL CHEER

0:23:36 > 0:23:38The ceremony felt quite nice, actually,

0:23:38 > 0:23:45and it's nice to see so many people here dressed so enthusiastically.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48'Now that our nautical couple are happily married,

0:23:48 > 0:23:51'we're ready to celebrate - pirate style.'

0:23:51 > 0:23:56Your very own...pirate hideaway!

0:23:56 > 0:23:58ALL CHEER

0:23:58 > 0:24:00'Before there's a mutiny, it's time to serve our hungry crew

0:24:00 > 0:24:03'with food fit for a pirate pig out.'

0:24:03 > 0:24:08Now, the food! Who wants roasted parrot?!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10NAOMI SQUAWKS

0:24:10 > 0:24:13'OK, so parrot might be off but the food is washed down with

0:24:13 > 0:24:15'a side order of pirate party songs.'

0:24:15 > 0:24:18THEY SING SEA SHANTY

0:24:22 > 0:24:23'But little do Mum and Dad know

0:24:23 > 0:24:27'that with the kid's swashbuckling entertainment,

0:24:27 > 0:24:31'their wedding day waters are about to become a bit choppy.'

0:24:31 > 0:24:32Shut up!

0:24:34 > 0:24:36GUESTS BOO

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Right! No more fun!

0:24:38 > 0:24:42Mum, Dad, I hope you enjoyed your lunch cos it's the last meal

0:24:42 > 0:24:44you'll ever eat!

0:24:44 > 0:24:46Get 'em!

0:24:46 > 0:24:48DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:48 > 0:24:49'Bad news for Mum and Dad.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52'They've just become supporting actors in their very own

0:24:52 > 0:24:57'pirate film, playing the part of our evil Captain's prisoners.'

0:24:57 > 0:25:01I'm the meanest, baddest pirate that ever sailed the Seven Seas

0:25:01 > 0:25:05and if you're lucky, I'll feed you to the sharks.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Sounds...scary. Looks like we need some heroes.

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Evil Pirate Ed, let our parents go!

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Never, you filthy sea dogs!

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Useless henchmen, get them!

0:25:20 > 0:25:25Watched by an awestruck audience, this is the moment that Immy and Fin

0:25:25 > 0:25:28get to put their movie fight training to good practice

0:25:28 > 0:25:29and save the day.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36The entertainment really worked.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Everyone was cheering us on or booing at Ed.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42They were getting into it and they liked it.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Useless henchmen, stop being so useless!

0:25:48 > 0:25:49This way!

0:25:49 > 0:25:54I don't know. They seem quite good at dramatic somersaults

0:25:54 > 0:25:56and fake falls to us.

0:25:57 > 0:26:03Yes, you're free! Now to make Evil Pirate Ed walk the plank.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Unlucky, Evil Pirate Ed, but you had this coming

0:26:06 > 0:26:09for not even bothering to grow a pirate beard.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Shiver me timbers. Someone shut the parrot up.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Shut up!

0:26:17 > 0:26:19CHEERING

0:26:19 > 0:26:24While Immy, Fin, and especially me, are waiting for our Oscars to arrive

0:26:24 > 0:26:27there's just time for one final tasty treat for Mum and Dad.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Now it's time for the cake. We'll drop it on three.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33One, two, three!

0:26:33 > 0:26:35CHEERING

0:26:36 > 0:26:40- We made these sweets. - Oh, look, it's me!

0:26:40 > 0:26:42The pirate ship cake design has been

0:26:42 > 0:26:45pulled off fantastically by the cake maker.

0:26:45 > 0:26:49It also features the treasure sweets Immy and Fin made.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53It looks like Mum and Dad can't wait to slice the mainbrace.

0:26:53 > 0:26:57Delicious, lovely cake. The best cake ever.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Immy and Fin's mission to marry Mum and Dad is almost complete.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03So has the wedding been a total shipwreck

0:27:03 > 0:27:06or a swashbuckling success?

0:27:06 > 0:27:11- The day has been amazing.- Completely amazing from start to finish.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14A really good day.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Normal weddings are like zero out of ten.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19This is one million out of ten.

0:27:19 > 0:27:22I don't think anyone will top this wedding.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24If we were to describe this wedding,

0:27:24 > 0:27:28I'd guess we'd both say it's totally unforgettable.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32This wedding was definitely a hit. Arr!

0:27:35 > 0:27:39Arr! What a fantastic job Immy and Fin did organising that wedding.

0:27:39 > 0:27:41They went totally overboard on that one,

0:27:41 > 0:27:43and just in time to get the last ferry home.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45Don't want to miss that. We'll be stuck for 12 hours.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47FERRY HORN BLOWS

0:27:49 > 0:27:52Come back! Come back!

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