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0:00:02 > 0:00:03This is Marrying Mum And Dad!

0:00:03 > 0:00:05Where you get to organise your parents' wedding!

0:00:07 > 0:00:10Lean back and hold on tight, OK?

0:00:10 > 0:00:12You're a real superhero!

0:00:12 > 0:00:15That means you're in charge, you can do whatever you want!

0:00:17 > 0:00:20- You're going to make mum wear one of those?- Yeah!

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Mum and Dad do know they're getting married.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26But they have no idea where or how!

0:00:27 > 0:00:29I was not expecting that!

0:00:31 > 0:00:34It's literally a pig's ear!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Will the day be filled with chaos?

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Or confetti?

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Follow the yellow brick road!

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Today, this pair of school kids are taking control of their mum

0:00:50 > 0:00:51and dad's big day...

0:00:51 > 0:00:53With the joining of hands, I now pronounce you,

0:00:53 > 0:00:57Caitlin and Jack, officially 100% in charge!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Will they be kept behind after school?

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- My worst nightmare.- Be good, otherwise there's no food.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Or will they end up top of the class? Champion!

0:01:11 > 0:01:15- We're about to find out. - Because we're marrying mum and dad!

0:01:15 > 0:01:17CHEERING

0:01:41 > 0:01:44Welcome to Marrying Mum And Dad, the show that puts kids in charge

0:01:44 > 0:01:48of one of the most important days of their parents' lives.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50Two eager wedding planners are going to be organising

0:01:50 > 0:01:51their mum and dad's wedding.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55So let's find out what today's wedding planners have got in store.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57On today's show, we're in Birmingham.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Let's meet the bosses of today's Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Hi, I'm Caitlin and I'm 11.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Hi, I'm Jack and I'm 10.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21Jack and Caitlin have come up with a cheeky theme that might not

0:02:21 > 0:02:23get them top marks with their mum and dad.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26They're teachers, they're always bossing us around.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- It's revenge time. Our theme is... - Back to school.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31So it's back to school for Mum and Dad.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34I wonder how Caitlin and Jack are going to do this?

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Hope it doesn't end up with detention all round.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I know! There's no time for that, there's only four weeks

0:02:39 > 0:02:40and there's so much to do.

0:02:40 > 0:02:45There's the venue, the transport, the outfits, the entertainment.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- The...- Oh, please, miss! I know this one! The cake.

0:02:48 > 0:02:50- Very good, Ed, gold star for you. - Yes!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55There are just two weeks until the big day,

0:02:55 > 0:02:58so this is going to be a tough examination of Caitlin

0:02:58 > 0:03:01and Jack's wedding planning skills, but they're ready for it!

0:03:01 > 0:03:02We make the perfect team,

0:03:02 > 0:03:07because Caitlin is the brainy person and she'll be like, "Yup, that one."

0:03:07 > 0:03:08And I am like the cheeky one. Hee-hee!

0:03:08 > 0:03:13We are going to send them down to a little child,

0:03:13 > 0:03:15like in primary school,

0:03:15 > 0:03:23and we are going to be the teachers who boss them around, so kids rule!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24It's up to us now.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28And how do Mum and Dad feel about all the surprises to come?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I have got complete confidence in them,

0:03:30 > 0:03:33especially the pair of them together, the pair of them

0:03:33 > 0:03:37together, I think they will do something brilliant.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Brilliant for who though? That's the question.

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Let's find out what's up first in Caitlin and Jack's lesson plan.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Caitlin and Jack told me to meet them

0:03:50 > 0:03:53here for the cake creation, but this appears to be a chemistry lab.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56All they've said is the cake's going to go with a bang.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Let's see what this is all about.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01They are reacting!

0:04:08 > 0:04:10I thought you guys were making a cake,

0:04:10 > 0:04:12not destroying a science lab!

0:04:12 > 0:04:14What's that got to do with cakes?

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Chemical cake.- A chemical cake?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21- This is what the cake's going to look like.- Right.- It's going

0:04:21 > 0:04:24to look like a mad science experiment on a desk.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Well, it's certainly mad! It's the craziest cake I've ever heard of!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33The beakers on Caitlin's drawing will be made from sponge

0:04:33 > 0:04:36and covered in glow-in-the-dark - yes, glow-in-the-dark - icing!

0:04:39 > 0:04:42The first recipe Jack, Caitlin, and science expert Dr Nate

0:04:42 > 0:04:45are cooking up is liquid nitrogen ice cream.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51I thought I'd demonstrate this by taking this beautiful rose here.

0:04:51 > 0:04:57- So romantic.- Aww. There it goes. Let's see what happens.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02In seconds, the nitrogen freezes the rose solid!

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- What?!- Whoa!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08So we can use liquid nitrogen to make ice cream really,

0:05:08 > 0:05:11really quickly, and the quicker we freeze ice cream down,

0:05:11 > 0:05:14the smoother and creamier the taste is.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18Hubble bubble toil and...ice cream!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- It's not witchcraft, it's science! - Sorry.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24Oh, I can feel it freezing up inside there.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Isn't this the weirdest cookery class ever?- Yeah.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30I have some ice cream.

0:05:30 > 0:05:31Do you want to have a try?

0:05:35 > 0:05:38- That tastes quite good. - Yeah, really cold.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40- Mmm.- That's a 10 out of 10!

0:05:42 > 0:05:46Next, Dr Nate creates a flaming rainbow by adding a flammable

0:05:46 > 0:05:50liquid to some chemical salts which burn in different colours.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Lithium goes a really dark red colour.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58The last bit of edible chemistry is the glow-in-the-dark icing

0:05:58 > 0:05:59that Caitlin wants.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04While they're cracking on with that, let's find out what Mum

0:06:04 > 0:06:08and Dad have done to deserve such a...creative wedding.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11We want them to get married because they are always

0:06:11 > 0:06:14taking us to hobbies, spending money - kerrching! -

0:06:14 > 0:06:17and they deserve it.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19They take me to dancing all the time, take me

0:06:19 > 0:06:23to school, take us everywhere, like a taxi service.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27Hopefully they have remembered all the good things we do for them,

0:06:27 > 0:06:31not so much of the bad things, and we'll have a fantastic wedding day!

0:06:31 > 0:06:34But will going back to school be "fantastic"

0:06:34 > 0:06:38for two teachers who already spend all day in classrooms?

0:06:38 > 0:06:39Back to the cake.

0:06:39 > 0:06:44- One bowl of UV icing. Shall we ice some cakes?- Yeah.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Looks like regular icing so far.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48You two are good at making a mess, aren't you?

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Yeah, we're professionals.

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Professional mess-makers!

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Straight in there!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57That is beautiful work, well done.

0:06:57 > 0:06:58I'm just amazing at everything!

0:06:59 > 0:07:02Time for the gob-smacking glow-in-the-dark finish.

0:07:02 > 0:07:03It looks amazing.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07All we need is for those beaker shapes to be made from sponge and...

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Do we declare this chemistry cake a success?- Yes!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- Cake sorted?- Yes.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15Chemistry class over. Next lesson - transport!

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Caitlin and Jack aren't missing a trick

0:07:19 > 0:07:22for this school-themed wedding.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Yes, it's a school bus!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Go, go, go!

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Who is going to be on this bus, then?

0:07:33 > 0:07:39- Mum, Dad, us.- You lot.- Nan and Grandad, all of the guests.

0:07:39 > 0:07:44- All of the guests, me and Ed, it's going to be a party bus.- Yup.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Who's going to be driving?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- There's only one person old enough for that.- You.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- You want me to drive?!- Yup. - There may be no bus left

0:07:52 > 0:07:55- by the time we get to the wedding, you realise that?- That's fine.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58- You trust me to have a go?- Yup.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00This could be a disaster. I have never driven anything this big.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05To test if I'm road ready, Caitlin

0:08:05 > 0:08:07and Jack are setting up an obstacle course.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Cuddly toy. Wibbly wobbly jelly.

0:08:12 > 0:08:13We're all set.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17Welcome on board Marrying Mum And Dad 1, how are you feeling?

0:08:17 > 0:08:18All right-ish.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22All right-ish?! That's probably better than I'm feeling!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Let's hope those animals don't get crushed under

0:08:27 > 0:08:28the wheels of this bus.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- Yes!- Yay!

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Phew, Panda stayed put.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40I'm putting the crash into crash course with this bus driving.

0:08:44 > 0:08:45It's all squished!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Everybody off the bus, let's see how I got on.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Let's see if Caitlin and Jack still want the bus, even if

0:08:54 > 0:08:57my attempt at driving it is a bit of a mess!

0:08:57 > 0:08:59I've got two questions for you.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03- Is this transport sorted?- Yes! - Definitely.

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Number two, should we get a new driver?

0:09:05 > 0:09:06- Yes.- A qualified one.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12A big tick for the big yellow bus.

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Up next - entertainment.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22Caitlin and Jack have called in some very shouty personal trainers

0:09:22 > 0:09:24to train us up and teach us a lesson!

0:09:24 > 0:09:27What entertainment do you want at your mum and dad's wedding?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30We are doing training so we can have a sports day,

0:09:30 > 0:09:32cos we want to thrash them.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35OK, that's enough of that, you're not here to talk!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38So the kids want a sports day.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41And we're starting with an eggs-tra tough

0:09:41 > 0:09:42egg and spoon obstacle course.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Let's go! Straight over the first hurdle!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47We're going to make you the fittest, fastest

0:09:47 > 0:09:49egg and spoon racers in the world!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- Are you sure your mum and dad are going to want to do this?- Yeah.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57- On their wedding day?- Yup.- It's going to be the worst wedding ever.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Why do you think this is a good idea for the wedding?

0:10:00 > 0:10:02So we can beat them, because they're

0:10:02 > 0:10:05always telling us off, so we can tell them off when they don't win.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08I can't believe you're going to put them through this,

0:10:08 > 0:10:11- this is harsh.- Let's go!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Sports day is a dream!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Seriously, you have to do this with an egg?!- It's a cup of tea!

0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'm cracking up! Egg joke.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23And then even Jack starts losing it!

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Let's move it! Up on your feet!

0:10:25 > 0:10:27Grrr!

0:10:27 > 0:10:32Into the sacks. Think about the sack, be the sack! Let's go!

0:10:34 > 0:10:36This is quite hard with an egg!

0:10:46 > 0:10:49- Is that entertainment sorted?- Yes!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54I am never doing this again.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57Entertainment - in the bag!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- It's break time! Because with our chemistry cake...- It's awesome!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06- Big yellow bus...- Yay!

0:11:06 > 0:11:10- ..and egg-based entertainment organised...- Grrr!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Caitlin and Jack are halfway through

0:11:12 > 0:11:14planning their mum and dad's wedding!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17But time's ticking and there's only one week

0:11:17 > 0:11:20until this very special school day starts.

0:11:20 > 0:11:21Back at home, how are the bride

0:11:21 > 0:11:24and groom-to-be coping with all the secret planning?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- They are being very secretive at the moment.- They've been brilliant.

0:11:27 > 0:11:29They've not given away anything.

0:11:29 > 0:11:34- That's quite scary.- I am trying to think of everything

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I've done wrong in the past two months!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Dad must have been very naughty, because Caitlin

0:11:40 > 0:11:43and Jack are making sure their parents are in no doubt

0:11:43 > 0:11:46who are the teachers and who are the pupils at this wedding!

0:11:46 > 0:11:48I quite like that blue there.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54The best part of the wedding is going to be when you see them

0:11:54 > 0:11:56in their costumes.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58They're going to be wearing school uniform.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03My mum's face is going to probably go out like a tomato - bright red.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06She might look really nice in a school uniform.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09You heard right, they want Mum and Dad in full school uniform,

0:12:09 > 0:12:11right down to the dreaded school tie.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16But Caitlin and Jack don't want any old tie -

0:12:16 > 0:12:18they want to design it themselves.

0:12:20 > 0:12:25We want our parents' initials, G and A. Green polka dots.

0:12:25 > 0:12:27- Green polka dots? - Polka dots?- Yeah.

0:12:29 > 0:12:33- We have our green polka dots.- Yay! - Round of applause for Neil.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39This is Britain's biggest tie factory

0:12:39 > 0:12:44and it's working flat out to create a school tie fit for a wedding.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Elaine, you are the speediest sewer around.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Probably a good job,

0:12:49 > 0:12:51because we've only got two hours to make these ties!

0:12:51 > 0:12:55While the ties are being cut, sewn and pressed, a special

0:12:55 > 0:12:58badge for Dad's school blazer is being embroidered.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Time's tight, so Caitlin and Jack need to lend a hand.

0:13:03 > 0:13:07- That's good.- Yeah, good. - Excellent, excellent.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Good, good.- Watch it come out the bottom.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Hooray!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23Oh, he's done it! Bravo.

0:13:23 > 0:13:28That's it. 50 ties completed in record time.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30But this is only a very small part of the uniform,

0:13:30 > 0:13:32there is loads more to sort,

0:13:32 > 0:13:34so you'd better get going because I'm a bit tied up!

0:13:35 > 0:13:39Just the rest of the uniform to go. The clock is ticking, Ed.

0:13:39 > 0:13:42- So what do we need? - Shirts.- Shirts, like this?

0:13:42 > 0:13:45- No, like a proper shirt. - What size are they?

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Here you go, some trousers.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- Are they grey ones all right? - Yeah.- OK, good.- Grey skirt?

0:13:50 > 0:13:51What colour blazer do you want?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54- Black.- Is that going to go? What colour is this tie again?

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Er, pink.- With green polka dots.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02I said quick, Ed, but I didn't think you'd actually THROW it together!

0:14:02 > 0:14:04Two to be on the safe side!

0:14:06 > 0:14:08Take that one instead. HATS! Cowboy hats?

0:14:08 > 0:14:10- No.- It'd be a bit weird, wouldn't it?- Yeah.

0:14:10 > 0:14:14- Who would wear these? - My mum.- Good. Looks lovely on you.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17You're going to be a teacher, aren't you? Jack, come here.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19There we go. It really suits you.

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Wait, Ed! This will be perfect for Mum's dress.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25Oh, bags! Everyone has a school bag.

0:14:26 > 0:14:30- Feel the pain. - It goes with your eyes!

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Please help!

0:14:31 > 0:14:35- So we've got hats.- Yeah.- ties. - Yeah.- Bags.- Yeah.- Skirts.- Yeah.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37- Trousers.- Yeah.- Blazers.- Yeah.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39- Shirts.- Yeah.- Is that everything?

0:14:39 > 0:14:40- Yeah.- Outfits sorted?

0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Yeah.- Great, let's go, don't forget anything.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- You come back and help!- Come on!

0:14:49 > 0:14:52Phew. Outfit organised.

0:14:52 > 0:14:55Now just the small matter of where to hold the wedding.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Where are we going to put it on? We're not going back to my school,

0:14:59 > 0:15:01I couldn't wait to get out of that place.

0:15:01 > 0:15:05- We want somewhere like Hogwarts. - Magical.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08It's funny you should say that, because as if by magic,

0:15:08 > 0:15:09look where we are.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Shall we have a look around?- Yeah.

0:15:13 > 0:15:14It's a school.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20This school has been here for nearly 160 years. That's old-school!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Nice creaky door.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Why do you think it would be good for the wedding?

0:15:28 > 0:15:32- Because it's just that old sort of...- Old school.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34It does feel like a proper old school.

0:15:34 > 0:15:37You can imagine teachers walking around with mortar boards shouting.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41But let's rewind. Is an old school

0:15:41 > 0:15:44really where teacher Mum would want to get married?

0:15:44 > 0:15:47I would love the venue to be somewhere away from everyday life,

0:15:47 > 0:15:49something really special.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51No running in the corridors!

0:15:51 > 0:15:56Ah. Going to school to get married isn't "away from everyday life" or

0:15:56 > 0:15:57"special" for a teacher.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00I hope Caitlin and Jack know what they're doing.

0:16:00 > 0:16:01How many hundreds of school kids

0:16:01 > 0:16:03have been bored in assembly in this room?

0:16:06 > 0:16:08What could we use this room for?

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- We could use it for the...- Ceremony.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Why would it be good for the ceremony?

0:16:14 > 0:16:19Because it's got all the old-fashioned benches,

0:16:19 > 0:16:21the old-fashioned pictures...

0:16:21 > 0:16:24- BELL RINGS - That bell is for me, not for you!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27Sorry, I just like saying that in schools.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29We all know what that bell means - lunch time!

0:16:32 > 0:16:36- And this is the dining hall! - I really like it.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38It looks like Hogwarts.

0:16:38 > 0:16:41It's like a miniature version of Hogwarts, isn't it?

0:16:44 > 0:16:48Caitlin and Jack have got some more cheeky ideas about how to keep

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Mum and Dad in their place as schoolchildren.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52Do it! Listen to me! I'm a teacher.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55We could have big furniture to make my mum and dad look small.

0:16:55 > 0:16:59And have smaller furniture for the teachers to make them look big.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03That would work. So your mum and dad would look really tiny

0:17:03 > 0:17:06- when you are telling them off.- Yeah. - So Caitlin, are you happy with

0:17:06 > 0:17:08- the venue?- Yeah.- Jack, are you happy?- Yeah.

0:17:08 > 0:17:12- You can both see your parents getting married here?- Yes.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16- Is our food going cold? - Yeah.- I think it is. Let's tuck in.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22Yeah, really cold.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24Venue booked and Caitlin and Jack

0:17:24 > 0:17:25are nearly ready for the wedding.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31They've got school uniforms for grown-ups, an exploding cake...

0:17:32 > 0:17:37..and a venue that's completely the opposite of what their mum wants.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39They've certainly done all the homework

0:17:39 > 0:17:42they can to make this back-to-school theme a success!

0:17:42 > 0:17:45This will be perfect for Mum's dress!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's the night before the wedding and Mum, Dad, Caitlin

0:17:48 > 0:17:52and Jack are travelling to a hotel near their mystery venue,

0:17:52 > 0:17:55so that the school day can start on time tomorrow.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59Mum, Dad, we're on our way to the hotel. How are you feeling?

0:17:59 > 0:18:04Do you have any ideas about what the wedding's going to be?

0:18:04 > 0:18:07Maybe a football wedding, because all the boys

0:18:07 > 0:18:09and Daddy are really into football.

0:18:09 > 0:18:14Or maybe a dancing wedding, because you started the ball rolling with

0:18:14 > 0:18:18all of this and you like dancing, so maybe a dancing wedding.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Have you got any other ideas?

0:18:21 > 0:18:24Er... Can you think of anything else?

0:18:24 > 0:18:25- DAD:- I don't know.

0:18:25 > 0:18:31- ED:- That's right, you really have no idea. And now it's too late.

0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's the morning of the wedding

0:18:33 > 0:18:36and Mum and Dad are completely in the dark about what's going on.

0:18:36 > 0:18:37At the wedding venue,

0:18:37 > 0:18:41Caitlin and Jack are on a deadline with the final preparations.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45And there's just two hours until this very special school day starts.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48- And we've still got loads to do. - I know, come on, come on!

0:18:50 > 0:18:51Let's go, let's go.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Table.- Yeah. OK.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00- Caitlin, let's try it! - OK, I'll hold it.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03It's actually really far down.

0:19:03 > 0:19:08- I'm scared now.- We look tiny from up here.- It's so scary.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10The supersize furniture is in place.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14Back at the hotel, Caitlin and Jack have transformed themselves

0:19:14 > 0:19:16and me into teachers.

0:19:16 > 0:19:19Now it's time to bring in those naughty schoolchildren

0:19:19 > 0:19:22and reveal the wedding theme.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24Will it be gold stars all round,

0:19:24 > 0:19:26or lifelong detention for Caitlin and Jack?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I do hope you two like surprises.

0:19:29 > 0:19:33Are you two ready to see what you are wearing for your wedding day?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35After three, you are going to take a look.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38Three, two, one, look!

0:19:41 > 0:19:42Wow.

0:19:43 > 0:19:49I knew I could feel a draft. My milk bottles are out on television!

0:19:49 > 0:19:53- Can you guess what the theme could be?- School?- Possibly!

0:19:53 > 0:19:56A school theme. So if you two are going to be the children,

0:19:56 > 0:19:58any guesses what Caitlin and Jack might be?

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- My worst nightmare!- Teachers.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04There's something missing off your uniform.

0:20:04 > 0:20:09- Tie.- This is your tie and its got yours and Mum's

0:20:09 > 0:20:13- favourite colour, mine and Jack's and your initials.- That's brilliant.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15- Thank you.- How do you feel, Mum?

0:20:15 > 0:20:18I probably looked like this when I was five.

0:20:19 > 0:20:23- There's one other thing. - Oh, the badge!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Oh, guys, that's really good, well done!

0:20:28 > 0:20:31Now that's all sorted, marvellous! Outside, you lot,

0:20:31 > 0:20:37- because we have another surprise for you.- Follow us!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39These pupils need to get to school

0:20:39 > 0:20:42and I think we can hear the transport coming down the drive.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49# The wedding guests on the bus go what have the kids done?

0:20:49 > 0:20:52# All day long! #

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Where's your ticket, madam?

0:20:57 > 0:20:59I can't wait to see what everyone else is wearing.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01This is going to be fantastic.

0:21:02 > 0:21:08I'm your bus conductor today. I'm Russ Pass. That is my name.

0:21:08 > 0:21:12Get on board, children, the school bus, or should I say, party bus.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14And these wedding guests are certainly

0:21:14 > 0:21:17getting into the spirit for this bonkers bus journey.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21# The bride on the bus says I didn't think I'd be wearing this!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23# All day long! #

0:21:28 > 0:21:32When we first saw that big yellow bus come as the transport, our jaws

0:21:32 > 0:21:34just dropped!

0:21:34 > 0:21:35Brilliant. Absolutely fantastic!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Everyone off! Because we've arrived at school.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45It's time for Mum and Dad to get married.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Please make your way through for the wedding assembly.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Will you stop chatting, please?

0:21:54 > 0:21:57In the school chapel, what a special assembly this is.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00It's time for Mum and Dad to get married.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11We are here today because of Caitlin and Jack,

0:22:11 > 0:22:15Anthony and Gemma's two oldest children.

0:22:15 > 0:22:19They decided that after 17 years of engagement...

0:22:19 > 0:22:20LAUGHTER

0:22:20 > 0:22:22it was about time...

0:22:22 > 0:22:25it was about time they got married.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30I give you this ring as a symbol of our love.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33Anthony, I give you this ring as a symbol of our love.

0:22:33 > 0:22:36When we are apart, look upon it and think of me.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Anthony and Gemma!

0:22:37 > 0:22:40APPLAUSE

0:22:42 > 0:22:44That's it, Mum and Dad are now married.

0:22:45 > 0:22:50After 17 years, to officially say that we're married

0:22:50 > 0:22:53- is weird, but in a good way. - Makes us sound really old!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yeah, we're really, really happy.

0:22:55 > 0:23:00- BELL RINGS Lunch time!- Everybody in!

0:23:01 > 0:23:05And in Caitlin and Jack's supersize school room, it's time for lunch.

0:23:09 > 0:23:13- I'm Sam.- And I'm Ella. Hold on. Salmonella?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15That's not very good, is it?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- School dinner time! - Come and eat our delicious lunch!

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Toad in the hole. Made with real toad.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Have a little bit more mash. - There you go.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33As the guests tuck in to their traditional school dinner,

0:23:33 > 0:23:36what do our newlyweds make of the day so far?

0:23:36 > 0:23:39Caitlin and Jack have done amazing when it comes down to the

0:23:39 > 0:23:44venue, the choice, the clothes, the amount of detail they've put in, it

0:23:44 > 0:23:48makes it for us even more special,

0:23:48 > 0:23:52that they've gone to so much trouble. It's been brilliant.

0:23:52 > 0:23:56After lunch, it's pudding, and everyone needs safety goggles

0:23:56 > 0:24:00for what Professor Tess Tube and Dr Ed Splode are about to show them.

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Good afternoon, students, good afternoon, teachers.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09First off, we're going to do exploding canisters.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30And after the mad professors have set off the bubbling beakers

0:24:30 > 0:24:33and multicoloured flames, they amaze the guests

0:24:33 > 0:24:36with the gobsmacking glow-in-the-dark icing.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41When they came out and did their mad scientist routine,

0:24:41 > 0:24:44it was just them at their best.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Mum and dad, we give you your wedding cake!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55That is just one of the most amazing cakes I've ever seen!

0:24:56 > 0:24:59But don't fill yourselves up on that cake everyone,

0:24:59 > 0:25:01because today's entertainment is on the way.

0:25:02 > 0:25:07It's a PE lesson by games teachers Anita Sweatmore and Jim Nasium.

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Right, you horrible lot!

0:25:08 > 0:25:12Caitlin and Jack wanted to teach you, Mum and Dad, a bit of a lesson,

0:25:12 > 0:25:15so we've put on a super-sized students versus teachers sports day!

0:25:15 > 0:25:17- Are you ready?- Three, two, one, go.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Sports day is off to a flying start.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27Will it be triumph for the teachers or will the kids rule?

0:25:35 > 0:25:38With a dive for the line, it's victory to Caitlin and Jack!

0:25:44 > 0:25:48Sadly, for the losers, you're having detention and lines.

0:25:48 > 0:25:51And more PE lessons with me! Run back that way!

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Move it, move it!

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Let's hear it for our champions!

0:26:00 > 0:26:01The school day is nearly over.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Because Mum and Dad met at a school dance all those years

0:26:06 > 0:26:09ago, Caitlin and Jack have put on a special school disco.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15But, oh, no. Look who they have booked as the DJ!

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Yes, yes, yes, this is me,

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Master Groove, laying it down on the wheels of steel!

0:26:25 > 0:26:28DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:26:28 > 0:26:30As the teachers and pupils all get their groove on,

0:26:30 > 0:26:35has this wedding been an A-star, or an epic fail?

0:26:35 > 0:26:38That's what makes it even more special for us, isn't it?

0:26:38 > 0:26:41Not only are we married now, but our children have gone to such

0:26:41 > 0:26:44an effort to make sure we have had the perfect wedding.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46At school, everyone says,

0:26:46 > 0:26:48"My mum and dad have been married for 18 years,"

0:26:48 > 0:26:52and I'm like, "My mum and dad have been engaged for 18 years!"

0:26:52 > 0:26:54And now I can officially say they are married.

0:26:58 > 0:27:02It's been an amazing day. One of the best days of my life.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05- They've just pulled off the wedding of the century, I think.- I think so.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Today has been absolutely fabulous.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13It's been brilliant, the whole thing.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20- Big thumbs up, Caitlin and Jack. - Yeah, brilliant!

0:27:24 > 0:27:27- We sent them back to school. - And it's been an education.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Now, that was a lesson in how to organise a wedding.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Childhood sweethearts Gemma and Anthony are finally married.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40- BELL RINGS - Settle down, that bell is for me...

0:27:44 > 0:27:46Wedding's over.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47School's out.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52MUSIC: "Schools Out" by Alice Cooper