0:00:02 > 0:00:03Marrying Mum And Dad is back!
0:00:03 > 0:00:04CHEERING
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Argh! Argh!
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Get ready for more crazy parents handing over total control
0:00:10 > 0:00:12of their wedding day.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16The kids are in charge. They can do whatever they want!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21They have no idea what's about to happen.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Are you ready for a huge surprise?
0:00:23 > 0:00:27They have to wait until their wedding day to find out.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30LAUGHTER
0:00:31 > 0:00:33It's a massive risk.
0:00:34 > 0:00:39And we have got less than four weeks to organise everything!
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Awesome!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45On today's Marry Mum And Dad, we have got a family where the kids
0:00:45 > 0:00:47are already in command.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I now pronounce you, Jade and Teanna, now officially 100%
0:00:50 > 0:00:52in charge!
0:00:52 > 0:00:53CHEERING
0:00:53 > 0:00:56I see you walking down the street and I think "Bride!"
0:00:56 > 0:00:59They are going all out to earn their wedding planner stripes.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02SCREECHING
0:01:02 > 0:01:03But, as disaster strikes,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07will the big day be over before it's even begun?
0:01:07 > 0:01:08It's broken down.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- We are about to find out. - Because we're...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13ALL: Marrying Mum And Dad!!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14CHEERING
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Welcome to Marrying Mum And Dad - the only show anywhere that helps
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- you plan your parents' wedding. - Yes, you.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Mum and Dad - nah, nope, nada.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48You are in control. What you say goes,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51but with less than four weeks until the big day,
0:01:51 > 0:01:52the pressure is on.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58So, we'd better move fast. It's quick march to Hertfordshire.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Meet Jade.- I love my mum and my stepdad, Andy. They are so much fun.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07And I can't wait for them to get married.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Jade wants to pull off a wedding for her mum Jo and her stepdad, Andy.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17So, she has commandeered some extra troops
0:02:17 > 0:02:20- for this highly-classified planning. - I have got a little sister
0:02:20 > 0:02:25called Evie, but she is only two, so she is not helping me.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26- She is.- Yay!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- We are...- best friends!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Jade likes to take a lot of selfies.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Guilty, as charged.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43I would say that Teanna was a really bubbly person
0:02:43 > 0:02:45and, like, always makes me laugh.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50Selfie addict Jade and best friend Teanna have got just four weeks
0:02:50 > 0:02:53to plan the big day and their idea means Mum and Andy are in for
0:02:53 > 0:02:56a very different sort of wedding march.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- This is going to be... - the absolutely strangest...
0:02:58 > 0:03:02- most fabulousest...- muddiest... - wedding ever.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03And the theme is...
0:03:03 > 0:03:05BOTH: Army.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12- Wow! Army. This is going to be tough. - It's going to be muddy.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14It's going to be physical!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- It's going to be cold. - It's going to be great.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Mum and Andy, they are going to love this!
0:03:18 > 0:03:19Are you sure?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24They'd better be made of stronger stuff than me.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- Argh!- Oh, Ed, I'm sure the girls have thought this through.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32I would describe my mum's style as very unique.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35It's very pink and glittery.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36One word....
0:03:36 > 0:03:38BOTH: Sparkles!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Oh, Mum doesn't sound anything like the army type.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Luckily, with the girls in charge, she is expecting...the worst.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Jade and Teanna organising our wedding
0:03:46 > 0:03:51is scary, fun, exciting... But I'm petrified!
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- You're right to be worried, Mum. - I think, like, a dog tag
0:03:55 > 0:03:56would be pretty cool.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01These girls already have plenty of ideas for everything they will need
0:04:01 > 0:04:03to pull off the big day, including transport, outfits,
0:04:03 > 0:04:07some entertainment, a venue to hold it all in and even a cake.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11They're cool. Look, you can get coloured ones and wooden ones.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh, they're nice.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16But it sounds like Mum might have some very different ideas
0:04:16 > 0:04:19of what her wedding day should look like.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22If I was going to choose, I would love to have a glamorous wedding.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26'Very princessy. Any girl wants that kind of fairytale wedding.'
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Well, this fairytale might see you getting mud under those
0:04:31 > 0:04:33manicured, painted nails.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38- Whoa.- Whoa.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Time is already ticking,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43so the first stop for the girls is an army outfitter's, where they
0:04:43 > 0:04:47decide what kit the bride and groom will be issued for their big day.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49What about this one?
0:04:49 > 0:04:52With uniforms being such a big part of army life,
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Jade and Teanna choose a smart officer's outfit for Andy.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58- LAUGHING:- For Andy!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00'Mum's dress is a bit more complicated.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03'The girls need to figure out what a bride can wear
0:05:03 > 0:05:05'for a military marriage.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08'And I'm going to help spark some ideas.'
0:05:08 > 0:05:12How about Mum's wedding dress... like this?
0:05:12 > 0:05:14A plain white wedding dress, Naomi?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- It's no surprise that the girls are totally unimpressed.- No?
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Are you not feeling this? You don't think Mum would like any glamour?
0:05:20 > 0:05:24- It needs a bit more, like, jazzing up.- Let's do it.- Let's go.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27These girls want to create a wedding dress with a difference for Mum.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30'So it's time to turn this frumpy frock into one
0:05:30 > 0:05:32'fit for an army bride.'
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oh, yeah, this is very bridal(!)
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- That.- It's got its little veil as well.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Lose the tiara!
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Come on - get rid of that.- Oh, yes!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- Hey, look - she can lift this to kiss Andy.- Yeah!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46THEY LAUGH
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- Ooh, this is just the thing(!) - Come on. There you go.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Girls, have you ever heard the phrase, "Less is more"?- No.- No.
0:05:55 > 0:06:01- Not at all.- No.- I think more is more.- Ooh!- Yeah.- What's that?
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- What is it?- Just like a bride. - Yes.- Just like a bride.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08How many brides have you seen look like this?
0:06:08 > 0:06:11- I see you walking down the street and I think...- BOTH:- Bride!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15THEY SING MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH
0:06:15 > 0:06:19'It might say "bride" to the girls, but Mum is a beautician
0:06:19 > 0:06:22'and for her, a wedding dress means only one thing.'
0:06:22 > 0:06:25'My ideal wedding dress would either be white or pink.'
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Very princessy, bit over the top. Very glamorous.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31'Princessy and glamorous? Not this dress.'
0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Do you think Joanne would burst into tears if she saw me right now?- Yes.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40But the girls have a great idea that will bring some colour
0:06:40 > 0:06:44and sparkle to the muddy greens of the camouflaged background.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Let's add the bling!
0:06:46 > 0:06:49- I have an idea. - Oh, they're pretty, look.
0:06:49 > 0:06:54- Oh, it looks lovely.- Don't ever go into wedding dress design, OK?- OK!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56What do you think?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- Wedding dress mess, everybody. - Yeah.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Prototype wedding dress...well,
0:07:00 > 0:07:04it could do with a little bit of refining.
0:07:04 > 0:07:08'Jade and Teanna's camouflaged mashup has thrown up some good ideas
0:07:08 > 0:07:11'but, frankly, they need a professional to take over.'
0:07:11 > 0:07:14'Luckily, they've got a dressmaker on standby.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17'The girls now need to get all their ideas to her,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19'and there's only one way to do it.'
0:07:19 > 0:07:21ALL: Wedding dress selfie? Yeah!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27'Just need to brief the dressmaker to make sure Mum doesn't get
0:07:27 > 0:07:31'lost in the camouflage, and I'd say that's outfits sorted.'
0:07:34 > 0:07:38To get Mum and Andy to the wedding, the girls are thinking big,
0:07:38 > 0:07:39really big.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42We'll definitely be able to get a tank.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45You heard right, they want a tank.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48If Jade and Teanna can pull this off, it will be epic.
0:07:48 > 0:07:52I think my mum would have to, like, be able to see out of it,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54because she's a bit claustrophobic.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58The problem is that tanks for wedding transport aren't that easy to find.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00You're not kidding, Naomi.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03But after a major online session, the girls may have hit pay dirt,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05and they can barely believe it.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Hello, have you got any tanks for hire?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11MAN: 'Um, yes, we have.'
0:08:13 > 0:08:18With only a week until the wedding, it's time to go tank shopping!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20By the way, Naomi, we should probably talk
0:08:20 > 0:08:21about where I parked your car.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23NAOMI GASPS Ed!
0:08:23 > 0:08:27Well, we're definitely in the right place for tanks. Let's get stuck in.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28Forward march!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Ah, a field full of tanks. I'm sure this is exactly where Mum
0:08:32 > 0:08:35would come to choose her ideal wedding transport.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39If I was going to pick my transport, it would be horse and carriage,
0:08:39 > 0:08:41very girlie. That'd be me.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Unlucky, Mum. Yet again, Jade and Teanna's ideas are many muddy miles
0:08:45 > 0:08:48away from your wedding day dreams.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- Oh, it's very luxurious(!)- Urgh! - There's a cobweb.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54How do you think Mum's dress would fare, getting in and out of this?
0:08:54 > 0:08:59- Oh, my goodness.- Going to get ripped to shreds, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Mum's dress might get a bit muddy,
0:09:01 > 0:09:02but that's not going to put the girls off,
0:09:02 > 0:09:06especially as they're about to take one of these things for a spin.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10SHE SQUEALS
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Let a 12-year-old loose on a tank? What are we doing?!
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Well, Ed, remember this is no ordinary wedding.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21If Jade is looking a bit nervy behind the wheel, imagine how Mum
0:09:21 > 0:09:23and Andy will feel on the big day.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Their arrival is sure to cause a real splash.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Jade's had her go, now it's time for Tianna
0:09:32 > 0:09:33to jump into the hot seat.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Your mum said she wanted a horse and carriage, didn't she?- Yeah.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- You don't think she might be right after all?- No.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47That was the most amazing thing I have ever done.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51The girls are delighted with the tank as their wedding day ride,
0:09:51 > 0:09:56and as ever, they've got a sparkling idea to give it a unique twist.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- I think that one's cool. - You like this one?- Ooh.- Yeah.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01- I have a beautiful vision for this. - Yeah, like...
0:10:01 > 0:10:05- Really? What's your vision? - Jewels everywhere.- Jewels?- Yeah.
0:10:05 > 0:10:06- Sparkles.- Yeah, and glitter.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- So you want to girlie it up a bit? - Mm-hm.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12It's going to be a lot of work to take this to the next level
0:10:12 > 0:10:13that you're talking about.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Think they can do it?- BOTH: Yes. - OK. Tank sorted, then.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20HE MAKES ENGINE AND EXPLOSION NOISES
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Transport sorted -
0:10:22 > 0:10:25as long as we can find a tank's-worth of sequins.
0:10:27 > 0:10:32'Next up, the girls need a location to put on all this army action.'
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Where are you going to hold this wedding?- Just, like, an army base.
0:10:36 > 0:10:40- What do you see it looking like? - Just, like, a massive field...
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- Mud, trees... Just greeny colours.- Yeah.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46But isn't an army base the sort of place
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Mum and Andy would like to get married?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50I think we might already know the answer.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- I could see myself in a castle.- Yes. - I'd like that experience.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Yeah, it'd be nice, wouldn't it? Quite romantic...
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- With a big drawbridge coming down. - Yeah, "Here I am!"
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Ha-ha-ha-ha(!) Not sure Mum and Andy would be laughing
0:11:03 > 0:11:07if they could see the wedding venue the girls might be about to book.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12This outdoor activity centre is geared up to give a taste
0:11:12 > 0:11:14of army strategy in action.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17In particular, the element of surprise.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20It definitely needs to have an army theme, doesn't it?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22GIRLS SCREAM
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh, my gosh!
0:11:24 > 0:11:29This is Mike, who is an expert in camouflage.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31We're challenging Jade and Teanna
0:11:31 > 0:11:35to check out their surroundings by blending into them.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- I feel like you just put a big blob on my face.- I did!- Great(!)
0:11:39 > 0:11:43- I've always wanted to look like a bush(!)- Me too(!)
0:11:43 > 0:11:45It's my life's dreams all in one day(!)
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Bridesmaid, there you go.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Do you think bridesmaid doesn't want to look like this?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55I should be a model.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58MIKE: I think we can go and hide. Guys, just stay there.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Nice and quiet. Just put that over there.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Don't worry - Naomi won't find you.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03GIRLS SQUEAL
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Let me just get a bit more.- Oh, my God - there's a spider on you! - SHE SQUEALS
0:12:07 > 0:12:10NAOMI: 'These girls don't exactly seem at one with nature.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12'Shouldn't be too hard tracking them down.'
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Teanna? Jade?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19They're giggling. GIRLS SQUEAL
0:12:19 > 0:12:20NAOMI LAUGHS
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Very good, very good.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25'But the camouflage caper has convinced Jade
0:12:25 > 0:12:28'and Teanna that this is their perfect venue.'
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- What do you think of this place, then?- I think it's really cool.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- It's nice.- It might suit your theme quite well. We've got the trees, we've got leaves, mud...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I can imagine, like, a proper army base,
0:12:37 > 0:12:39like, going on everywhere around here.
0:12:39 > 0:12:43'With an indoor space where the ceremony can take place,
0:12:43 > 0:12:45'this venue has got it all.'
0:12:45 > 0:12:49We could have, like, some army camouflage bunting, just like...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51- Nice! - ..around the walls or something.
0:12:51 > 0:12:55- And maybe, like, we could put some plants everywhere.- Yeah.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58- Add some leaves.- Outdoors-y.- Yes.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Do you think we can say this is venue sorted? BOTH: Yeah.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04One wedding day army base located.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05At ease, troops.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13So far, the girls have sorted wedding outfits, transport and venue,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16but they say an army marches on its stomach.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Right, so talk me through this, then.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21So, this is, like, an army tent..
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Mm-hm.- ..and then this is an obstacle course.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Brilliant.- So it kind of like pictures the whole day in a cake.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31- It's a scene.- And lots of mud. - Yeah.- Chocolate.- Chocolate mud.
0:13:32 > 0:13:37'First we need to try out their ideas at an underground baking bunker.'
0:13:38 > 0:13:40So what do you want to start doing to this training cake?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43- The assault course, maybe? - Yeah.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46'I think it's safe to say that an assault course cake is
0:13:46 > 0:13:49'a far cry from any wedding cake that has ever existed.'
0:13:49 > 0:13:51All this goes in my mouth.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53THEY GIGGLE
0:13:54 > 0:13:58'This hacked-up mud-strewn wedding cake isn't looking too great
0:13:58 > 0:13:59'at the moment.'
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Come on - this is cake camp!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- GIRLS GIGGLE - Yes, sir!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05So Jade rolls out some coloured icing to give the muddy,
0:14:05 > 0:14:07lumpy terrain a greener look.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Very nicely done!
0:14:11 > 0:14:14'The next stage is to make edible versions of all the things
0:14:14 > 0:14:15'you'd find in an army camp.'
0:14:15 > 0:14:17So we've got mud made out of cake,
0:14:17 > 0:14:21wood chips made out of chocolate, stones made out of icing...
0:14:21 > 0:14:22It's looking good.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25As the girls start to add obstacles, like tyres for an assault course,
0:14:25 > 0:14:30this practice cake is getting a teeny bit nearer to their original drawing.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32They look very cool, actually.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35'But let's be honest, we're going to need to call in the professionals
0:14:35 > 0:14:37'to deliver Jade and Teanna's
0:14:37 > 0:14:39'original vision in sponge for the big day.'
0:14:39 > 0:14:43- Cake sorted?- BOTH: Cake sorted.
0:14:43 > 0:14:47A good start. It just needs a little...ATTENTION!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51It's just days before this army wedding
0:14:51 > 0:14:53needs to be ready for action,
0:14:53 > 0:14:55and the girls are thinking entertainment.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58You want it to be outdoors quite a lot?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Yeah, so it gives it, like, a muddy feeling.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04It's for your mum, mainly, is it? You want to get your mum a bit muddy?
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Yeah.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08'And as the girls spot this muddy army assault course in the middle
0:15:08 > 0:15:11'of these muddy woods, there's only one thing for it.'
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Let's give it a go. Three, two, one, go!
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Monkey bars. You've got to swing your hips.- Mm-hm.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Hey, you cheats! You absolute cheats!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Who wouldn't want to do this on their wedding day, hey(?)
0:15:23 > 0:15:26What bride would not want to do this(?)
0:15:26 > 0:15:29After a quick whizz round the obstacles,
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Jade and Teanna agree that an army assault course race would be
0:15:32 > 0:15:34perfect entertainment for any wedding.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You just want a straightforward race?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- We should do it kids versus adults. - You two versus them?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42- Yeah, but we can make it harder. - How?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44They could, like, carry around the cake with them...
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- Yeah!- ..whilst doing the assault course.- Brilliant. I love it.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51'And I'm sure this is exactly what Mum and Andy
0:15:51 > 0:15:54'have always dreamt of for their wedding day.'
0:15:54 > 0:15:57- In terms of entertainment, about sort of standard entertainment?- Hm.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Maybe have a little magician or something
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- to keep the guests entertained. - Very good.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Well, Mum, it will be magic if you're going to hang on
0:16:04 > 0:16:06to your cake around this assault course.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Honestly, Mum doing this on her wedding day?
0:16:09 > 0:16:11I hope the girls know what they're doing.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14'This really might mean disaster, but for the girls,
0:16:14 > 0:16:16'that's entertainment sorted.'
0:16:17 > 0:16:21The basic training for this army wedding is complete.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Jade and Teanna are now ready for Mum and Andy
0:16:23 > 0:16:26to start stepping to their marital march.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28THEY SING MENDELSSOHN'S WEDDING MARCH
0:16:28 > 0:16:29From the perfect place to hold it...
0:16:29 > 0:16:31GIRLS SQUEAL
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Oh, my gosh!
0:16:32 > 0:16:34..to some totally on-theme outfits...
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Don't ever go into wedding dress design.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40..the girls have worked flat-out in just four weeks to make their plans
0:16:40 > 0:16:41a reality.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45That was the most amazing thing I've ever done.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48And as an added wedding treat, Ed and I
0:16:48 > 0:16:52have found a very special tank that will surprise Mum AND the girls.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58At home, the anticipation is mounting for Jade.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00The wedding is tomorrow.
0:17:00 > 0:17:04I'm so excited, because, obviously, my mum hasn't asked me
0:17:04 > 0:17:07any questions. It's going to be so much fun.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11But Mum is still hoping for a big day that's the complete opposite
0:17:11 > 0:17:13to what the girls have planned.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15My dream would be that it would be very princessy and lovely,
0:17:15 > 0:17:19but knowing Jade, it's probably something very different
0:17:19 > 0:17:22to what I'm imagining it to be.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Oh, you can say that again. Job done, soldiers.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33The wait is over and the day has finally dawned on this army wedding.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38At the venue, Camp Camouflage is quickly taking shape.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41In the hotel where our new recruits are staying,
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Mum is starting to get a little bit twitchy.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Jade has been extremely secretive, and tells me absolutely nothing.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51I have no idea what's going on today, so it'll be very interesting.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53SHE GIGGLES
0:17:53 > 0:17:57Meanwhile, Jade and Teanna are running over the battle plans with
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- Sergeant Major Ed.- OK, officers! Talk me through it!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Well, at 11:00 hours,
0:18:04 > 0:18:07Mum and Dad arrive in Jeep.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11At 11:30 hours, Mum and Dad transfer from Jeep to tank
0:18:11 > 0:18:13and proceed to venue.
0:18:13 > 0:18:18And at 12:00 hours, we marry Mum and Dad!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23'The girls may be battle-ready, but the bride and groom
0:18:23 > 0:18:26'still need to be issued with their kit for the big day.'
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Good morning.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Here it is, but the main rule - you're not allowed to peek.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32- Someone will help you get into that. - Thank you so much.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- This is your outfit.- OK. - Top-secret - don't peek.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- OK.- Someone will help you get into that.- Thank you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42With our two military marvels standing to attention
0:18:42 > 0:18:45in their own uniforms, let's see if this army wedding
0:18:45 > 0:18:49means they are Mum and Andy's heroes or zeros.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Are you ready to see what you're wearing,
0:18:52 > 0:18:54that Jade and Teanna have chosen for you?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Three, two, one.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Oh, wow!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- Oh, wow!- Wow!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Oh, wow!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I wondered what the hat was. That's all right.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07I'm quite happy with that.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Wow.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09- HE LAUGHS - Love it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13- Can you guess what the theme is today?- Military, army.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- You are having an army-themed wedding.- Wow.- Wow.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- It's all right, isn't it? - Yeah. I love it. It's cool.
0:19:18 > 0:19:23'Amazingly, the outfits are a hit! Andy's looking pukka
0:19:23 > 0:19:26'and Mum loves her army dress with added bling. Well done, soldiers -
0:19:26 > 0:19:29'it's an early victory.'
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Well done, Jade.- Really well done. Let's have a group hug.
0:19:33 > 0:19:38Oh, both of you, it's lovely. I'm so happy. Oh, really nice.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40I'm going to cry. Ooh.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Right, you lot, forward march!
0:19:43 > 0:19:47'Now Mum and Andy know the army theme, the next surprise
0:19:47 > 0:19:51'is checking out their first set of wedding day wheels, an army 4x4.'
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Go on round, go and get in.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh, look at that.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57- It's like An Officer And A Gentleman.- Aw.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00'This all seems to be going surprisingly well.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- 'What could possibly go wrong?' - ALL: Bye!
0:20:02 > 0:20:06I'm sitting all dolled up with bling on, in a truck. It's just amazing.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09It's just not what I was expecting at all. I'm loving it.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Just wait until you see the tank, Mum.- Right, girls, come with me.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Go, go, go!
0:20:15 > 0:20:17'But first, it's a surprise for the girls.'
0:20:17 > 0:20:20'Remember how the girls had hoped for a tank that was a bit more
0:20:20 > 0:20:23'blinged up than the standard army green?'
0:20:23 > 0:20:26'Well, look what we found.'
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- Pink! Pink tank! - TEANNA GASPS
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Wow!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Look! - This is my vision come true, guys.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38- It's what you had in mind? - Yep. Better.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41One big pink tank in place and ready to roll.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Now all we need are our new recruits.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46But in the army Jeep that's bringing them to camp,
0:20:46 > 0:20:48disaster has struck.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50We're in our transportation, which is a Land Rover,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53and it appears to have... Well, it HAS - it doesn't appear...
0:20:53 > 0:20:54It's broken down.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58While Mum and Andy figure out what to do next, the guests have arrived,
0:20:58 > 0:21:03and have no idea that this wedding is currently stuck on the hard shoulder.
0:21:03 > 0:21:08Time for Sergeant Major Ed to go to work drilling his troops.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13Squad! Attention! Turn to the left in file! Left turn!
0:21:13 > 0:21:17Where are you going? You're like a helicopter going round and round!
0:21:17 > 0:21:21This isn't the air force - it's the army!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23'So our platoon is a shambles.'
0:21:24 > 0:21:25And back at the army Jeep,
0:21:25 > 0:21:28there's still no sign of the engine starting.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Hopefully we're not going to be late. Because obviously we've
0:21:31 > 0:21:34got all our guests in place, and I am a touch concerned.
0:21:34 > 0:21:38All the girls' plans could suddenly be in peril.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Just in the nick of time, though, reinforcements arrive.
0:21:41 > 0:21:46- We'll go with a plan B now.- Here we are. Let's get in the warmth.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49It's now touch-and-go whether Mum and Andy can arrive
0:21:49 > 0:21:51in time for the wedding to take place.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56'Just as it's looking as though all Jade and Teanna's hard work
0:21:56 > 0:21:58'might result in a crushing defeat,
0:21:58 > 0:22:02'a rumble in the distance means the cavalry have arrived!'
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I think I can see them! There they are. There they are.
0:22:05 > 0:22:09Mum and Andy have made it to the girls' army camp,
0:22:09 > 0:22:11but as they're blindfolded again, they're about to find out
0:22:11 > 0:22:16that transport plan B is much more than a people carrier.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- Hi, Mum and Dad.- Hello.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Well done.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Great.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- So, Mum and Andy, you had a bit of trouble with your Jeep.- Just a touch.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26But it's not a problem,
0:22:26 > 0:22:30because we always had some alternate army transport ready,
0:22:30 > 0:22:35so would you like to take off your blindfolds and check it out?
0:22:35 > 0:22:39- Oh, wow!- Wow!
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Oh, cool.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44'It's exactly the reaction Jade and Teanna were hoping for.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47'Just the little challenge of Mum climbing into her tank
0:22:47 > 0:22:49'in high heels to overcome.'
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Don't pop a balloon with your stiletto.
0:22:52 > 0:22:56'At last, the bridal party are in position and ready to roll.'
0:22:56 > 0:22:57ENGINE REVS
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Time to make tracks to this wedding.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03MUSIC: The Ride Of The Valkyries by Wagner
0:23:03 > 0:23:06THEY SHRIEK AND LAUGH / ENGINE REVS
0:23:12 > 0:23:15As Mum and Andy emerge through the pink smoke,
0:23:15 > 0:23:18they have their very own guard of honour waiting to greet them.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:23:24 > 0:23:27It looks as though we're all finally present and correct.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Right, you horrible shower!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Don't stand there gawping
0:23:31 > 0:23:33like you've never seen a pink tank before!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36March single-file into the wedding venue!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41With our regiment on the move at last,
0:23:41 > 0:23:45we're ready to commence Operation Marry Mum And Dad.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57I give you this ring as a sign of my devotion and love to you.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01This ring is a constant reminder that I'll always be by your side,
0:24:01 > 0:24:03in times of trouble and happiness.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06REGISTRAR: It's my pleasure to declare you man and wife,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08and, Andy, you may kiss your bride.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Finally, Mum and Andy are now officially Mr and Mrs Mum and Andy.
0:24:15 > 0:24:21The ceremony was well cool. I think my mum loved it.
0:24:21 > 0:24:26To me it feels that it's united us as a whole family.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- JO:- I'd just like to say thank you to Jade and Teanna for doing such
0:24:29 > 0:24:31an amazing job, and to make it so special for us,
0:24:31 > 0:24:34and the fact they've done it just makes it even more magical.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36'But the magic isn't quite over.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39'There's just time for the girls' entertainment.'
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Recruits! Here is your wedding cake.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44It's the final part of your basic wedding training.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48The bride and groom will have to earn this cake by completing
0:24:48 > 0:24:50this assault course!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52WHOOPING
0:24:52 > 0:24:56Yes, it's Mum and Andy versus Jade and Teanna.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Oh, let's do it. Let's do it.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Well, there is a catch.
0:25:00 > 0:25:05- To make it fair, you've got to carry this around the course with you.- No!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07'Now, if this cake doesn't look like the girls' design,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09'that's because it's a fake.
0:25:09 > 0:25:14'Their real army-themed blockbuster is safely under wraps.'
0:25:14 > 0:25:16'The girls are up first and ready to set a tough time that Mum
0:25:16 > 0:25:19'and Andy will find hard to beat.'
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Here we go, everyone! On your marks!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Get set! Go!
0:25:26 > 0:25:29Good balance. Well done. Keep it strong.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31You can do it. You can do it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Hup-hup-hup-hup! Look lively! Look lively!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Looking very good, girls.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Good, good.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41And...stop the clock!
0:25:41 > 0:25:45'The girls took just over two minutes.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48'Andy's looking confident, but they'll have to move
0:25:48 > 0:25:49'like lightning.'
0:25:49 > 0:25:52'Well, like lightning carrying a cake.'
0:25:52 > 0:25:56- Go!- Come on, you two! Come on - get that cake over!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Come on - hurry up!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Come on! Keep moving!
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Hold my arm.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Come on - we've got some hungry guests here.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10- SHE CHANTS:- Drop it, drop it, drop it!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12You were definitely faster on the tyres.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Go, go, go, go! Yeah!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18They're keeping that cake rock-steady so far,
0:26:18 > 0:26:21but could this be a bridge too far?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23HE LAUGHS
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Come on, Andy!
0:26:24 > 0:26:27This is a race, not a walk! Come on! Move it! Move it!
0:26:27 > 0:26:30'Amazingly, Andy is managing to hold on to it.'
0:26:30 > 0:26:32How did he do that?
0:26:32 > 0:26:36'But he hasn't reckoned on a cheeky push from Sergeant Major Ed.'
0:26:36 > 0:26:40ALL: Ohhhhh!
0:26:40 > 0:26:44'Mum and Andy have lost the race and trashed the wedding cake.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48'Time to lift the camouflage on the real army-themed edibles.'
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Now, you may be starting to suspect that that wasn't
0:26:52 > 0:26:56your real wedding cake. This, designed by Jade and Teanna,
0:26:56 > 0:26:58IS your real wedding cake!
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Whoo!
0:27:01 > 0:27:03APPLAUSE
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- JO:- It's amazing.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06CHEERING
0:27:06 > 0:27:08That's very nice.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11'As Mum, Andy and the guests get to grips with the girls' cake,
0:27:11 > 0:27:16'it's time to find out whether this army wedding has passed muster.'
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- I feel like that went really, really well.- It was so much fun.- Yeah.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22We were amazing wedding planners.
0:27:22 > 0:27:25- JO:- We have just had the best time. It has been lovely.
0:27:25 > 0:27:29Today's been fantastic and what it means, it means everything.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30The fact that Jade's organised this...
0:27:30 > 0:27:33- We've had a great time, haven't we? - Yeah, it's been brilliant.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35- Thanks, Jade and Teanna, amazing. - Yeah.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39- Going to remember this day for ever. And ever.- And ever.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Well, Private Naomi, that was the wedding that had everything.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48Certainly did, Sergeant Major Ed - camouflage, drills, marching...
0:27:48 > 0:27:51- Assault course, cakes...- Pink tanks!
0:27:51 > 0:27:54Ah, yes, about the tank - it can't stay pink for much longer.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57We've got to make it green again, and that's an order!
0:27:57 > 0:27:58See you in a month!