0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Marrying Mum And Dad is back! - CHEERING
0:00:04 > 0:00:07'Say goodbye to boring, traditional ceremonies.'
0:00:07 > 0:00:10And hello to crazy, action-packed weddings.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Woo!
0:00:13 > 0:00:17But with only four weeks, can they pull it off?
0:00:17 > 0:00:18Put your back into it.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22It's the only show that puts kids
0:00:22 > 0:00:24in charge of their parents' wedding day.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Open your eyes.
0:00:26 > 0:00:29THEY LAUGH
0:00:29 > 0:00:30Ew!
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Bigger, better and more outrageous...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Than ever before!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37This wedding was...
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Incredible, amazing and crazy.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Woo!
0:00:42 > 0:00:46On today's show, we've got three terriers with a barking mad idea
0:00:46 > 0:00:47for a wedding.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Tyre, through. Weave, weave, weave.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Their parents have no say in any of the plans.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56I don't think either of us are very good at not having control.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58But will this marriage end up being best in show?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Dodge, hello!- Oh, yeah, this is a good welcome, isn't it?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Or will Mum and Dad's big day just end up feeling ruff?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07You're going to feed your guests dog food?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- We're about to find out. - Because we're...
0:01:09 > 0:01:12- ALL:- Marrying Mum And Dad!
0:01:34 > 0:01:38- This is Marrying Mum And Dad. - The wedding show with a twist.- Yes.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41The people actually getting married have no say in their wedding.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- Instead, the kids are in charge. - It's basically, a massive risk.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48So let's meet today's planners that are about to hijack
0:01:48 > 0:01:49their mum and dad's wedding.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Today, we're in Derbyshire where three siblings have come up with
0:01:54 > 0:01:57a right tail-wagger of a wedding.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Meet alpha dog Tom.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Our mum and dad have been engaged
0:02:00 > 0:02:03for ages and we think if they'd organised it,
0:02:03 > 0:02:06it would've just been a plain, boring wedding.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Right on Tom's heels is younger brother Oliver.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I think it's going to be
0:02:12 > 0:02:15funny, exciting and unique.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19And finally, their little sister Isabelle.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22We've got lots of exciting things
0:02:22 > 0:02:24and stuff for our mum and dad.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Completing the litter are their dogs,
0:02:27 > 0:02:28Buffy and Flo.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33But who are the barking parents letting these guys take over
0:02:33 > 0:02:35their wedding?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36There's Mum Jane.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I'm quite excited about the day.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44But when you do start to think what could go wrong,
0:02:44 > 0:02:49then extremely nervous, on the verge of hyperventilation at times.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50And Dad Adam.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55My main worry is that we really have no idea what they have
0:02:55 > 0:02:56in store for us.
0:02:57 > 0:03:01Every now and then I get this little bit of a sinking feeling
0:03:01 > 0:03:04because I realise that I haven't got the control over this
0:03:04 > 0:03:08and really have no idea what's going to happen.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Well, Dad, that's exactly how things go down on Marrying Mum And Dad.
0:03:13 > 0:03:14Speaking of which,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16what do these kids have in store for their parents?
0:03:18 > 0:03:21We want this wedding to be barking mad.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23We're going to be a special breed of wedding planner.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27It's going to be paw-some!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- ALL:- Because our theme is -
0:03:29 > 0:03:30dogs.
0:03:33 > 0:03:37A dog-themed wedding. What an interesting PAW-posal.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Ha! Nice.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40I can't see howl they'll do it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Ha-ha! Still, I suppose it'll give the family a new leash on life.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46THEY LAUGH Yeah, that's good.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47- Where are you going? - Where he's going?
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- DOG WHIMPERS That was funny.- It was funny.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Our wedding wonder kids have already come up with some ideas.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00But with just four weeks to organise the lot, it's no walk in the bark,
0:04:00 > 0:04:02so our organisers might need some help.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07It's the Great Dane of wedding planning.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10The Marrying Mum And Dad mobile HQ.
0:04:10 > 0:04:14It's got everything you need to plan a wedding and it's
0:04:14 > 0:04:15slobbering out tech.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19And best of all, it's a parent-free zone.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24It's going to be pulling up to our kids' houses,
0:04:24 > 0:04:27so the whole wedding can be prepped in private.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Whoa!- Ta-da!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- Come on in. - It's not very discreet, is it?
0:04:31 > 0:04:35Oh, we don't do discreet on Marrying Mum And Dad.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39Certainly not. Now it's time to get this party started.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- We've gone for a dog-themed wedding. - Yes.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44What's the reason behind that?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Well, we've got two dogs of our own and our mum and dad,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50they just love dogs, so we're going to have them dressed up as dogs.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Both of them?- Yes. Everybody, including me, Oliver and Isabelle.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- If they love dogs, they'll probably be happy to be a dog. ALL:- Yeah.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Er, I'm not sure every bride would like to be dressed up as a dog
0:05:01 > 0:05:06on their wedding day, Tom, but maybe dog-mad Mum is different.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10I think my ideal outfit would be a glamorous, glitzy dress.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16Uh-oh. Looks like Jane's going to have to settle for a furry dress.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20But let's hope Dad's got a better idea of what's in store.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23I think the worst outfit would be something which is really ridiculous
0:05:23 > 0:05:27and looks really, really silly, embarrassing.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32Is getting married wearing a dog costume silly or ridiculous, Naomi?
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Yes. But has Dad never seen this show?
0:05:39 > 0:05:40So let's jump to it.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45First thing we need is to go fetch some top dog wedding entertainment.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49What better way to entertain the guests than with some dog agility?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51With one small difference.
0:05:51 > 0:05:55It's Mum and Dad, not the dog, who will be put through their paces.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- That was really good. I think that's really the one we want.- Yeah.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01And after a few phone calls...
0:06:01 > 0:06:06Hi. We were wondering if we could come down and try some dog agility.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- SPEAKERPHONE:- 'Yeah, I'll get the equipment set out for you. Cheers.'
0:06:10 > 0:06:11Bye.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14It's time to see if this idea is a goer.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Double through. Good girl!
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- Dog agility is an obstacle course for dogs.- Steady on it. Steady.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Testing their skills, physicality and obedience.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25Back post. Post...
0:06:25 > 0:06:29The idea is to get the dogs around without making any mistakes.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32If they do a faultless run, then it's the quickest dog that wins.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35- Come on.- Hey!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- That was so cool.- Good girl!
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Do you want to have a go?- Yeah.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42How hard can it be?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Let the Marrying Mum And Dad agility championships begin!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Over.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Tom is quick out of the blocks with Tia
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- but misses the tunnel completely. - Come on.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57Oliver's dog Ted may be slow but makes mincemeat of the tunnel.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Oh, wait, hang on. He's more interested in looking for food.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- He's gone where the treats are. - He's gone to find more food.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Tyre, through.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Isabelle's dog Meg may be slower
0:07:06 > 0:07:09but is making light work of all the obstacles.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Over!- Weave, weave, weave.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Having the faster dog makes Tom the firm favourite.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19- Go up, go up.- Meg get's a helping hand on the seesaw.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Over, over. Over.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Tia nails it.- Walk.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- And Ted's having none of it. - Come on. Over, over.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31But who's the winner?
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Tom, you just got it.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37What sort of time do you think Mum and Dad will get?
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I don't think they'll do it as fast as the dogs.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Well, I guess we'll just have
0:07:41 > 0:07:43to find out how people do it on the day.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45No, I think you should do it.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Oh, I knew you were going to say that.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Come on, Ed, jump to it.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Ooh, you look really graceful.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- 'Oh, thanks.'- Only joking.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57You look like a right border wally!
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Oh, it's full of dog hair.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01Ugh!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03'I'll have you know, I've got the
0:08:03 > 0:08:05'style of Ashleigh and the speed of Pudsey.'
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Yes! This is brilliant entertainment for a wedding. Woohoo!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Let's hope Mum and Dad think so.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15With a bit of luck, it won't
0:08:15 > 0:08:17woof-fle too many feathers.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18DOG WHIMPERS
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Transport is next on the agenda,
0:08:24 > 0:08:25but the kids have ended up
0:08:25 > 0:08:29chasing their tails trying to find a canine-themed car.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34We were wondering if you have a car shaped like a bone.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- SPEAKERPHONE:- 'No. That's a bit of a funny request
0:08:36 > 0:08:39'and I don't know where I can help you.'
0:08:39 > 0:08:43So, after a few knock backs, it's time to think out of the box.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46How about if we have, like,
0:08:46 > 0:08:50bloodhounds and then have some kind of scent trail, kind of,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53and then we'll get them to see if they can track it.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54That's a good idea.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59The kids want a bloodhound to lead Mum and Dad to a wedding venue
0:08:59 > 0:09:01using only its sense of smell.
0:09:01 > 0:09:02'Sounds risky.'
0:09:03 > 0:09:07So the kids have sniffed out Evelyn and her dog to see if this idea
0:09:07 > 0:09:09has got legs.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Hello!- Hi.- So who is this?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is Porter. He's very skilled.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16He tracks people and dogs.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21Bloodhounds have the best noses in the dog world.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Their sense of smell is 60 times stronger the humans.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27They are used by police to solve crimes and also track down
0:09:27 > 0:09:29missing people and animals.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33If I were to go disappear and just get lost somewhere,
0:09:33 > 0:09:35- could Porter find me?- Yeah.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37You'd need a part of your clothing
0:09:37 > 0:09:39and he should be able to come and find you.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Well, it just so happens that I carry a sock around with me
0:09:42 > 0:09:46at all times for just such occasions.
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Poh! That smells.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50So, let's test Porter, see if he can find me.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53OK, I'm.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Uh! I'm glad I don't have to smell that sock.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57DOG WHIMPERS
0:09:59 > 0:10:02'I'm not going to make it easy for Porter, so I've changed my clothes.'
0:10:04 > 0:10:07WHISPERS: I am a criminal mastermind.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Watch how I seamlessly blend in with the crowd.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16'I'm his worst nightmare. That's right, a cat burglar.'
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- They'll never find me in 'ere. - What's going on with your voice?
0:10:21 > 0:10:25It's time to see if this canine has got the credentials.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26Let's go.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Find her. Find her, find her. Where's she gone?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Porter is off to a rocketing start
0:10:32 > 0:10:34and straightaway he's on to something.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- RECORD SCRATCHES - No.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39But it's not Naomi, it's a pigeon.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Find her. - CHILDREN GIGGLE
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Porter is a bit distracted by everything, like the noises
0:10:44 > 0:10:46and the pigeons.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Find her.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I don't think Porter is going to find her.
0:10:50 > 0:10:55It's been 25 minutes and with so many distractions Porter still
0:10:55 > 0:10:58hasn't distinguished Naomi's uniquely pongy musk.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03If this dog can't find me as Naomi,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05how is this going to work on the wedding day?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Slightly worried.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Fortunately, after 45 minutes of wandering blindly around,
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Porter latches onto her scent...
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Find her. Find her.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20..and leads the kids straight to her.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- Good boy!- Got me, got me.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Well, you found me eventually, but it wasn't that easy, was it?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28- Do you still want to go with this on the wedding day?- Yeah.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Well, let's hope Mum and Dad can find the venue or it's not going
0:11:31 > 0:11:33to be much a wedding.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Transport sorted! Sort of.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42The kids have got barking plans for outfits,
0:11:42 > 0:11:45but the reality of finding someone to design dog costumes
0:11:45 > 0:11:46is harder than you'd think.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49We were wondering, would you be able to make us some costumes
0:11:49 > 0:11:51for our mum and dad's wedding?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53- SPEAKERPHONE:- 'What sort of costumes were you looking for?'
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Dog costumes.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59'Do you have some pictures of what you think they might look like?'
0:11:59 > 0:12:00- Yes.- Absolutely.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01We can get those pictures sent
0:12:01 > 0:12:04to you and then maybe you could help us make them?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06'Yes, we can do that.'
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Canine costumes it is, then.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12And it's looking Jane will miss out on her dream wedding dress.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14I think I'd like a bit of glamour,
0:12:14 > 0:12:191950s film star, golden era would be lovely.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I wouldn't get your hopes up, Mum,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26because these kids have got different ideas.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27All right, guys, let's get designing.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Looks good, Tom.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Dad gets the Saint Bernard treatment.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Woof!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- How's yours coming along, Oliver? - It looks like a badger.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- Get a picture of this.- Mum is going to be a glamorous Dalmatian.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Eh!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50'And they've got something especially in mind for Ed.'
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- A dog bone.- There we are. That's Ed's costume sorted.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Little face looking all sad in the middle.
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- Now all that's left is to send them off.- Let's get these uploaded.- Yes.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Put in his e-mail address. Send those designs.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07- We're sorted.- Yes.- Yes!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Let's hope they're the best in show.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14No Marrying Mum And Dad wedding
0:13:14 > 0:13:17would be complete without an outrageous cake,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20and these planners are pushing the theme to its limits.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Speaking of which...
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- You're going to feed your guests dog food?- No.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30We want the cake to look like this.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- Oh, you want the cake to look like dog food?- Yeah.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35A wedding cake that looks like a dog's dinner?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Have these guys lost the plot?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Let's make the weirdest cake ever.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43'First dog food combo is sponge cake and chocolate icing.'
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Oh, whoops!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48There we go. Lovely.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52I thought we were making cake look like dog food, not dog sick.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Lick the spoon, go on. Yay!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59- So what do you think of that? - It didn't really work.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01It kind of just, like, breaks down.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Let's try something else.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05'Next up is chocolate cake and caramel.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Oh-ho-oh! Look at that.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11- Do you want to lick the spoon as well?- OK.- There you go.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Quit messing around, Ed. We've got doggy chow to make.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Who's got the one that looks most like dog food?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- Yours.- Yours.- Yeah!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26'And last up is modelling chocolate with caramel sauce.'
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Doesn't look very appetising.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32That's the real stuff.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- That's much...yeah. That's much better, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- So, what's your favourite combo? - This.- Yeah.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42'Can you spot the difference between the genuine article and the fake?'
0:14:42 > 0:14:45High five. Yeah!
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Well, I hope so.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48If not, it might be heading straight for the bin
0:14:48 > 0:14:50when Mum and Dad see it.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56For this wedding, the kids will need lots of outdoor space for
0:14:56 > 0:14:58a dog agility course.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00So they've brought me to a venue that could be suitable for
0:15:00 > 0:15:02this four-legged fiasco.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Let's go and have a look around.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Whoa!- It's massive.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10From the front, the signs are good.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13But it's what's round the back that really matters.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Whoa, that's a lot of space.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- That is a lot of space there for some dog agility.- Yes.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Mum and Dad are going to be jumping through hoops, going over jumps,
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- getting stuck in the tunnels. - And falling over.- Yeah.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27- All the guests barking and cheering them on.- Yeah.- Nice.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30And Tom has got a radical idea for the ceremony.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32I think that's where we should get married.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- We could make it look like a kennel. - Ooh! That's a good idea.
0:15:36 > 0:15:41So, plenty of space for Mum and Dad to run around like idiots.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43And a dog kennel for them to get married in.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46What more could a mum and dad want on their big day?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Sound good?- Yeah. Sounds paw-fect! - Ah-ha-ha! Nice.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oi, Tom! Leave the bad puns to me.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54That's the venue collared.
0:15:55 > 0:16:00- With just four weeks to plan everything...- Send those designs.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03These kids have pulled the dog out of the bag.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Oh, look at that, no.- Good boy.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07The good...
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Oh! Oh, no, Oh, no.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- The wag... - Whoa, that's a lot of space.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14- ..and the pugly. - DOG MUTTERS
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Doesn't look very appetising.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21With all that sorted, we're just missing a judge for dog agility
0:16:21 > 0:16:24and I think I know the perfect pooch for the position.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26PHONE RINGS It's ringing, it's ringing.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Hello, Hacker's phone.
0:16:28 > 0:16:29Hello. Is that Hacker?
0:16:29 > 0:16:32'No, it's Dodge. Hacker is...'
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- (Hacker's not here.)- 'I'm here with three friends who are'
0:16:35 > 0:16:38planning a wedding, they want to tell you about it, all right?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh, yeah. I want to hear all about it. I can't wait.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42'Well, it's going to be'
0:16:42 > 0:16:44a dog-themed wedding.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45'Ooh, this sounds like'
0:16:45 > 0:16:47an invitation. Ha-ha!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Yeah, it is an invitation.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51What? You want me to come?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52'Yeah.'
0:16:52 > 0:16:55We'll give you anything you want.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56'Yeah, I can do it'
0:16:56 > 0:16:59for three bowls of exclusive bin juice.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- 'Do you think you can stretch for that?'- Yeah, I think so.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02- Yes.- 'Nice one.'
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Then you've got yourself a deal, baby!
0:17:05 > 0:17:06- Yes!- Yes!
0:17:06 > 0:17:08- Thank you, Dodge. - 'I'll be there.'
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Bye.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12So, with a celebrity dog confirmed,
0:17:12 > 0:17:15this wedding just got a lot cheekier.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17But in the thick of all this planning, Adam and Jane
0:17:17 > 0:17:20and looking more hangdog than hot dog.
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- TOM:- 'It's the day before the wedding. How are you feeling?'
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Quite nervous at the moment.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Terrified.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30'What are you hoping for tomorrow?'
0:17:30 > 0:17:32I'm hoping we'll have a nice day.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Everyone's going to enjoy themselves.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36We're not going to look too silly.
0:17:36 > 0:17:41Silly? 'Course not. I'd say getting dressed as giant dogs is barking!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45It's the morning of the wedding and
0:17:45 > 0:17:47the team are putting finishing touches to the doghouse
0:17:47 > 0:17:49where Jane and Adam will be getting married.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54And Mum and Dad are getting the first idea of what the kids
0:17:54 > 0:17:56have in store for them.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00I am wondering where I am and what is happening and what this
0:18:00 > 0:18:01furry thing is.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Just wait till I see the children.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05It's not glamorous dress Mum was hoping for.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Oh, no. And it's getting worse. There's headgear as well.
0:18:10 > 0:18:15Mum and Dad might not be the only ones in the doghouse today.
0:18:15 > 0:18:19With everyone dressed as dogs, it's almost time to reveal the theme.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23But these cheeky canines have also used some of their tricks on me.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26So hang on, let me get this straight, this is a dog wedding
0:18:26 > 0:18:28and you've dressed me up as a cat. CAT MEOWS
0:18:28 > 0:18:32- Yeah.- Thanks very much, brilliant. - You'll be fine.- Will I? Yeah.
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Stop complaining.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36At least you're not dressed like this.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38SHE CHUCKLES True, true.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40- Right, shall we get Mum and Dad in? - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Hope they don't eat me.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45We're going to position you in front of a mirror, OK?
0:18:45 > 0:18:48Fingers crossed these outfits don't make Mum and Dad go walkies.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Keep your eyes shut for now.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- How are you feeling, Mum and Dad? - Terrified!- Nervous.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57- On the count of three, you're going to open your eyes.- OK. Here we go.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01Three, two, one, open your eyes!
0:19:01 > 0:19:06Oh, my word! What have you done?!
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Happy wedding day!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Any guesses what the theme could possibly be?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Think it could be dogs, couldn't it? Thank you, Isabelle.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Thank you, boys.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24OK, let's get you two canines married in bone-fide-y way.
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Off we go.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Uh, as a bone, I find that joke very offensive.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Next up is Mum and Dad's transport.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And while all the guests get ready for a big doggy treat,
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Mum and Dad are dropped off near the venue.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Mum and Dad, are you ready to find out how you'll get to your wedding?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- Yes, please.- Yes, we're ready.- Tom.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Well, to find the venue you're going to have to find Ed, but you can
0:19:47 > 0:19:48only use your sense of smell.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Is he that smelly? - He is pretty smelly.- Yeah.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54But don't worry, we've got somebody to help.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56SHE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00HE CHUCKLES
0:20:00 > 0:20:02TYRES SCREECH
0:20:02 > 0:20:03# You ain't nothin' but... #
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oh, you blew that whistle.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I was having a nap and next thing you know I'm driving up the M1.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Ha-ha-ha!
0:20:12 > 0:20:15What on earth is going on? What are you all dressed as? Why?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17- ALL:- Dogs.- Oh, yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Dogs' dinners, more like.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21But look, what on earth is actually going on?
0:20:21 > 0:20:25We need Mum and Dad to find the venue by sniffing out Ed.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Oh, that shouldn't be too hard. Hang on, I've got a good idea.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31I picked up a hitchhiker on the M1, he was wanting a lift.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Maybe he can help. Stay where you are.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39It's Porter, the bloodhound!
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- Hello, Porter. - We look a bit different this time.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43'But let's hope he's upped his game,
0:20:43 > 0:20:46'otherwise this wedding could be over before it's even started.'
0:20:46 > 0:20:50It just so happens I have one of Ed's stinky socks right here so,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Porter, Porter, get a whiff of this.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Smell that, smell that. Smell it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58'After getting a nose full of Ed's stinky sock, Porter should follow
0:20:58 > 0:21:00'his scent trail all the way to the venue.'
0:21:00 > 0:21:05- Find him! Porter, this way. Find him, find him.- Find him, Porter.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08'But he's gone completely the wrong way again.'
0:21:08 > 0:21:11This is going ever so well. No, not the horse, the bone.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15I don't even think this sniffer dog is going to get here.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17I've heard he's rubbish.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19'I wouldn't be so cocky, Ed.
0:21:19 > 0:21:23'It looks like Porter has finally locked onto your pong.'
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Find the bone. Now he's on it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Oh, there's no stopping him now.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Just topping up my tan. I think I look a bit pale.
0:21:33 > 0:21:36'Don't get too comfy, Ed, Porter has miffed you out.'
0:21:36 > 0:21:38PORTER BARKS
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I'm done for! Argh!
0:21:40 > 0:21:44And led Mum and Dad straight to the venue where all their pack -
0:21:44 > 0:21:46I mean guests - are waiting.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48It's all your family and friends.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Now that Mum and Dad have found the venue,
0:21:52 > 0:21:54it's almost time for them to get married.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56But first, they're going to have to demonstrate that they are
0:21:56 > 0:22:00the right pedigree in a dog agility bone-anza.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Good afternoon. DOG GROWLS
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hss! DOG WHIMPERS
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Welcome to Woofts!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10OTHERS BARK
0:22:10 > 0:22:15Dogs are so stupid. Apparently, this is Britain's premier dog show.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19OTHERS HOWL Stop it!
0:22:19 > 0:22:22New to the show we have a Dalmatian called Mum,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24a Saint Bernard called Dad...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Silly names.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28..and ten-times champion of Britain
0:22:28 > 0:22:32and a holder of four global top dog cups, it's Logan!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34APPLAUSE
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Hm, champions rarely speak.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Commentating on today's proceedings will be Dodge T. Dog
0:22:41 > 0:22:44and some posh country bloke.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47It really doesn't get much bigger than this.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I'm expecting a good, clean fight.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Let's keep it all above the belt, OK?
0:22:51 > 0:22:55- ED WHISPERS - Oh, they're going to box each other?
0:22:55 > 0:22:59The rules are quite simple. The fastest around the course, wins.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Any obstacle missed or gone around the wrong way
0:23:02 > 0:23:04will result in a fault,
0:23:04 > 0:23:07so the fastest time with the least mistakes wins.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09ALL HOWL
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Time to see who's best in show.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14First up, it's Isabelle with reigning champion Logan.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18It's a very open contest although you would have to say that Logan
0:23:18 > 0:23:22is probably the favourite due to the fact that he is an actual dog.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Three, two, one go.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27And they're off!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29RECORD SCRATCHES
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- It's not exactly what you'd call a great start, is it?- No.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34It is nice to stop and have a good old sniff every now and then.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- You love to have a good old sniff, don't you?- I do.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38HE SNIFFS
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Ha-ha, success!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43- We're off!- Hold on.- Oh, no, we're not. Back around that.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- Oh, good jump there.- Nice move, yes.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47He's making a right dog's dinner of this.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Ha-ha-ha! Good joke, yeah.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Dog-related banter, always good.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Weave, weave, weave.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Just going round and round and round.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57In and out is the way to do it.
0:23:58 > 0:24:03- This is a dark day for dogs. - Yeah, terrible day for dog dog.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05As a dog yourself, how do you feel about this performance?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07I feel let down. Entirely let down.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12With Logan's run complete, next we move onto Dad with handler Tom.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Now, they're a very awkward breed, the dad dogs.
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Always want to sit in the same armchair, bossing people around.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Three, two, one, go.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- And they're off!- Away he goes. Ooh, tight squeeze.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Not exactly what you call graceful but...- He did it.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Through. Oh, my gosh, can you get through?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31It's going very well. Tom must be very pleased with this.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Through. Oh, my gosh, he can't get through that one.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36- We've got problem here, haven't we? - Oh!- Go!
0:24:36 > 0:24:41Yes, there's more than one obstacle. There's the tunnel and Dad's bottom.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I think we might need a pipe cleaner to get him out.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Anyone got a plunger?- Over.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48- Over the fence and look how happy he is.- Good job.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Not in any way embarrassed at all about what he's just been through.
0:24:52 > 0:24:56- Finally, we have Mum with handler Oliver.- Oh, yes.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59She just can't wait to go. Look at her chomping at the bit.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Three, two, one, go.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04- And she's off.- Away she goes.
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- Very unconventional there. Foot first.- Yeah.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Through.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11She slipping into the tunnel a lot quicker than the dad dog.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12Like a rat up a drain pipe.
0:25:12 > 0:25:15It's what every woman dreams of on her wedding day.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Walk, walk. Over.
0:25:18 > 0:25:22- Very dainty hop over the finish line.- I'm proud of her.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24- She got a good time. - I'm very proud of her.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Thank you!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28That was an incredibly exciting contest.
0:25:28 > 0:25:31The crowd were on the edge of their paws and here are the scores.
0:25:31 > 0:25:36So, Isabella ran at 01:27, with five faults.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Adam run for 51 seconds with zero faults.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43And Jane ran at 52 seconds with zero faults.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45So that means, Adam won.
0:25:47 > 0:25:50The dad dog is the winner, the mum dog came second and the
0:25:50 > 0:25:52actual dog is a massive loser.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54DODGE LAUGHS
0:25:54 > 0:25:56With Dad named Best In Show,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59it's time for all the mutts to gather round.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02And for these two pooches to finally get married.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06Jane, I give you this ring in the presence of our family and friends.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Adam, I give you this ring as a token of my love, as a symbol
0:26:09 > 0:26:11of our marriage.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13OTHERS CHEER
0:26:13 > 0:26:18That's it. After 14 years together, Adam and Jane are finally wed.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22And no canine ceremony would be complete without cake.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Oh, no. Every dog loves din-dins.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- Mum and Dad, are you ready to see your cake?- Yes, please.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Oh!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Though this isn't what most bride and groom's would want to
0:26:34 > 0:26:36chow down on for their wedding day.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37Ooh, meaty.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44The kids have organised a great day-ne for Mum and Dad.
0:26:44 > 0:26:48And a cake fit for a king...Charles spaniel.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51But how did Mum and Dad find their canine celebration?
0:26:51 > 0:26:55Today has been absolutely brilliant. It's just been the best day ever.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57That's the way to eat it.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00I'm amazed at what they've done. So very, very proud.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I think it's something we'll always look back on, isn't it?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05- And giggle.- And laugh at, yes.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09And how did our three little terriers think it went?
0:27:09 > 0:27:12- It was really good.- Yes, it was better than I thought it would be.
0:27:12 > 0:27:16And Mum and Dad really enjoyed it and I'm really glad they did.
0:27:18 > 0:27:20- ALL:- This wedding was barking.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24What a blockbuster of a wedding.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Indiana Bones And The Temple Of Groom.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Yeah. Or Jurassic Bark.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31But please, can we get out of here now? I'm outnumbered.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Yeah, those dogs have been eying me up all day.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- DOG BARKS - Leg it!
0:27:38 > 0:27:40No, get away from me. Bad dogs!
0:27:40 > 0:27:43ED SHRIEKS