0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Marrying Mum And Dad is back! - CHEERING
0:00:03 > 0:00:07Ooh! Say goodbye to boring, traditional ceremonies.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10And hello to crazy, action-packed weddings.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13CHEERING
0:00:13 > 0:00:16But with only four weeks, can they pull it off?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Put your back into it.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22It's the only show that puts kids
0:00:22 > 0:00:24in charge of their parents' wedding day.
0:00:24 > 0:00:25SCREAMING
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Open your eyes!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29THEY LAUGH
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Bigger, better and more outrageous...
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Than ever before! CHEERING
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- This wedding was... - Incredible, amazing and crazy!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42On today's spectacular show...
0:00:42 > 0:00:46SHE SHRIEKS A down-to-earth wedding...
0:00:46 > 0:00:47With an out-of-this-world twist.
0:00:47 > 0:00:53I now pronounce the kids, officially, 100% in charge!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55For the first time ever on Marrying Mum And Dad,
0:00:55 > 0:00:59the kids prank their parents with a fake wedding theme.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Uh-oh, doesn't sound like a tractor to me.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Aliens, space ships, chickens...
0:01:04 > 0:01:07- How are they going to pull this one off?- We're about to find out.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Because we're...
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- ALL:- Marrying Mum And Dad! - THEY CHEER
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Welcome to Marrying Mum And Dad,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39the only show where you get to organise your parents' wedding!
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Yes, you lot at home. Scary, huh? You are in complete control.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- What you say goes.- Yeah, whether the grown-ups like it or not.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Yeah, take that, grown-ups!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50THEY BLOW RASPBERRIES
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Today, we are in the Southeast of England, where we have two
0:01:53 > 0:01:57youngsters planning a wedding where the sky's the limit.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Meet seven-year-old Hattie.
0:02:01 > 0:02:02She is funny
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- and she always makes me smile. - SHE LAUGHS
0:02:05 > 0:02:06And nine-year-old Bertie.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12He is very, very clever and he is kind.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16- Yeah! - CLUCKING
0:02:16 > 0:02:18The kids live with their two mums, Tor...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Think, every time we wouldn't let them have a treat, every time
0:02:21 > 0:02:23we wouldn't let them play on a computer game,
0:02:23 > 0:02:25revenge is now.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27And Jackie.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I'm amazed and really disturbed at how good they are
0:02:29 > 0:02:30at keeping a secret.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Completing the family is their little brother...- I'm here.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35..who is too young
0:02:35 > 0:02:36to plan a wedding.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38But fear not, because Hattie and Bertie can cause
0:02:38 > 0:02:41enough trouble as it is.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43When they find out what this wedding is really about,
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- they are going to do this... - SHRIEKING
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Jackie and Tor have been together 14 years and already have
0:02:50 > 0:02:53a civil partnership, but they want to convert it into a marriage.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Marriage is really significant because we had a civil partnership
0:02:57 > 0:03:00shortly after Bertie was born and we were not allowed
0:03:00 > 0:03:02to legally get married back then,
0:03:02 > 0:03:05so it is quite a massive step for us to get married.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Massive step for you guys?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10We've only got four weeks to plan your big day!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12And these two crafty wedding planners have
0:03:12 > 0:03:15a theme that's out-of-this-world.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- BOTH:- We love space.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20The solar system is massive.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Who knows what sorts of alien life could be out there.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- BOTH:- That's why our wedding theme is...
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- U.- F.- O!
0:03:32 > 0:03:37UFOs are strange lights in the sky, unidentified flying objects.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Some people even claim to have been
0:03:38 > 0:03:40beamed aboard alien spaceships. MOOING
0:03:40 > 0:03:42And if there is evidence of alien life forms,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- the government is keeping it... - Top secret. Got that?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- So the wedding outfits are... - Classified.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- The transport is...- Redacted.
0:03:50 > 0:03:54In fact, the details of this entire top-secret UFO wedding are...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Strictly on a need-to-know basis, citizen!
0:03:56 > 0:04:00So keep watching the skies. EERIE MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:00 > 0:04:04- RECORD SCREECHES - Don't tell anyone, basically.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06MUSIC: Intergalactic by Beastie Boys
0:04:06 > 0:04:10To pull off a sneaky, double-reveal, intergalactic wedding like this,
0:04:10 > 0:04:13the kids are going to need all the help they can get,
0:04:13 > 0:04:17in the form of the Marrying Mum And Dad mobile HQ.
0:04:17 > 0:04:21Hattie and Bertie are about to get their first sighting of a UDO,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23an unidentified driving object.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Look at that!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- We've got a mobile HQ!- Oh, yeah!
0:04:34 > 0:04:38They want a full-on alien UFO incident for their mums,
0:04:38 > 0:04:41and they fill me in on their secret switcheroo plan.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42They are supposed to have no idea
0:04:42 > 0:04:44that it's going to be an alien wedding.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- OK.- And we are going to dress them in, like...- Farmers.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- Can you imagine them looking something like that?- Yeah.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- So, these are the fake wedding outfits.- Mm-hm.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55'This is a Marrying Mum And Dad first.'
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Bertie and Hattie want to trick their mums into thinking
0:04:58 > 0:04:59they are having a farmyard wedding,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02but then surprise them with the true theme later in the day.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05They are going to drive in a tractor.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08So, they are on a tractor thinking they're going to go milk some cows?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Then, whilst they are driving along in the tractor,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13they see a crashed spaceship.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17The twists are coming thick and fast. Oh! This is a massive risk.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Then they see an alien.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22This alien's been rumbled, spotted by these farmers. What does it do?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- They go up into the mother ship. - Oh, OK. There's an even bigger...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Yeah.- ..spaceship. So, this is like the bottom of the mothership here.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- Mm-hm.- I don't know where we are going to get a mothership from.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34'This is more like a Hollywood movie than a wedding!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35'The kids must have been beamed up by aliens
0:05:35 > 0:05:37'to come up with these ideas.'
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- What happens when they get into the mothership?- They turn into aliens.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Of course they do! They turn into aliens!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- This wedding day is going to last about a week.- Yeah.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I'm exhausted just drawing it. Ugh!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Don't fall asleep, Ed, the aliens are coming!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57The kids' search for an alien wedding venue
0:05:57 > 0:06:02has brought them to RAF Bentwaters, once a high-security airbase.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- It's a bit creepy, isn't it? - BOTH:- Yeah.
0:06:05 > 0:06:10It's like an alien came down to here and destroyed everything.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12You are not far off, Hattie.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15This airbase was the scene of a famous UFO incident.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Whoa!
0:06:17 > 0:06:21Back in 1956, jet fighter pilots from RAF Bentwaters described
0:06:21 > 0:06:24chasing mysterious, glowing objects.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27The UFOs travelled at thousands of miles per hour
0:06:27 > 0:06:30before disappearing into the night sky.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34There could be a UFO stashed here right now.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37There might even be an alien around us.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Should we go have a little more of a look?- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41What's in one of those hangars over there?
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Ooh!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46'Nobody has ever solved the mystery of RAF Bentwaters.'
0:06:47 > 0:06:51But will it be what the kids have in mind for their mums' big day?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59- ED CHUCKLES - It's cool, isn't it?- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Didn't expect that.- No.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03What are you thinking would happen in here, then?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05When they've got the spaceship working,
0:07:05 > 0:07:09they're going to come down this tunnel and they're going to meet
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- all their guests.- Oh, so the guests will see them for the first time.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- Yeah.- And they are dressed as aliens.
0:07:14 > 0:07:21- The guests are going to wear, like, black sunglasses and...- Tuxedos.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Yeah, tuxedos.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Of course. They are like government agents, secret agents.- Yeah.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27RECORD SCREECHES Uh, hang on, kids.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30What's your mum's perfect wedding venue?
0:07:30 > 0:07:35My wedding venue is the Maldives. It's beautiful, it's stunning.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38It's just lovely, peaceful, in the middle of the ocean.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Beautiful tropical island?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Ha! Nope.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45You're getting married in a draughty hangar.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Oh, yeah, we should definitely check this out.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:07:47 > 0:07:51And instead of relaxing on the beach, the kids have come up with...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53a galactic challenge.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Oh, it's like a control room.- Yeah!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58This could be inside the alien spaceship.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02And they have to try and get the control room working.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06So you'll have to try and solve the puzzle to get back to Earth.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09If we pull this off, this is going to be one of the most complicated
0:08:09 > 0:08:11weddings we've ever done.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13- There's so many different stories going on.- Yeah.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15- OK, let's go back to Earth, then. - WHIRRING
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Oh, no! Ahh! We're out of control!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Oh, I shouldn't have pressed that. Oh, no.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'm so sorry! Ahh!
0:08:23 > 0:08:28One mothership control room sorted. That's if Ed doesn't break it first.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Bertie and Hattie want to build a massive, Hollywood-style,
0:08:33 > 0:08:37crashed spaceship to greet their mums on their wedding day.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39So, they've got a radical idea.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41They want to scrap the transport and introduce something straight
0:08:41 > 0:08:43out of the movies.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48'This is going to be the biggest prop in the history of
0:08:48 > 0:08:49'Marrying Mum And Dad.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53'So, it's back to the airbase to scavenge for spaceship parts.'
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Oh, look at this!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59That could be like that thing that sticks out of the side at the top.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- A tracker.- Like a radar dish or something?- Yeah.- Brilliant.
0:09:03 > 0:09:07There's this thing there. That could be like the broken buttons and
0:09:07 > 0:09:10- levers and stuff.- Oh, yeah.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- This could be a window. - Yeah, you found a flying saucer.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- This is a flying pan. - THEY LAUGH
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Ed, stop with the rubbish gags,
0:09:18 > 0:09:21you've got a spaceship to build.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24It's an alien tentacle! It's going to suck out Bertie's brain.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26ED MAKES SUCKING NOISE
0:09:26 > 0:09:29'We've been given the pick of any scrap here that we can safely
0:09:29 > 0:09:32'use to build our ship, and it's an epic job.'
0:09:32 > 0:09:34It's covered in green alien goo.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Can you hear me, guys, with my massive megaphone?!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Oh, this is definitely a bit of alien technology, this.- BOTH:- Yeah.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43We are on to you! The truth is out there!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Now the kids have scavenged their giant model spaceship
0:09:46 > 0:09:47kit of parts...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51..they can block out the shape on the floor.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Is this how big the spaceship is going to be?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Yeah.- Wow!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58'They just need a responsible adult to fit it all together.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00'So, that rules me out, obviously.'
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- HATTIE LAUGHS - Eyes!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Hattie and Bertie are well on their way to building the crashed
0:10:09 > 0:10:11spaceship to start their alien adventure.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18No matter how wild and out of this world the wedding is,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20it still needs a cake.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23What do you think your wedding cake is going to look like?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- Like one of these.- Like a UFO? - Yeah, but bigger.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Way, way bigger. - It's going to, like, fly in.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Right, so on the wedding day, pretend I'm the guests,
0:10:33 > 0:10:34what are they going to see?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Going to see like...
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Woohoo-hoo!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Right, yes, so we have got to figure how to get wedding cake
0:10:42 > 0:10:44way up in the air!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49The kids take me to a secret testing site
0:10:49 > 0:10:52to work out how to make a cake fly.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54So, we have our UFO cupcake,
0:10:54 > 0:10:58we have one very hungry-looking alien over there,
0:10:58 > 0:11:00how about we try and feed him?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- BOTH:- Yeah.- Let's do it.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Flying test number one - the Frisbee technique.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Go!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10THEY LAUGH
0:11:11 > 0:11:14'Our flying cake has to be accurate,
0:11:14 > 0:11:18'we don't want guests or aliens left with cake all over their face.'
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- Or do we?- 'Ed!'
0:11:20 > 0:11:22That went a lot further.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24It's a messy no to Frisbees.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Flying cake test two...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29- Let's try this.- Ooh!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33'Maybe fishing rods will help the cake fly.'
0:11:38 > 0:11:39In his mouth, in his mouth!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Ha! These guys couldn't catch a cold.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- You are so close. - Let alone fly a spaceship!- Oh, no.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Oh, so frustrating.
0:11:47 > 0:11:51'Right, so much for low-tech. Let's try a hi-tech drone.'
0:11:51 > 0:11:53OK, then, Bertie, I know you are
0:11:53 > 0:11:55a radio-controlled helicopter expert,
0:11:55 > 0:11:57so let's see your skills on this.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58OK.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02SCREAMING
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Too high!
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Oh, too low.- Too low.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11'It turns out flying a remote-controlled cake
0:12:11 > 0:12:14'into an alien's mouth is trickier than we first thought.'
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Maybe Hattie is a secret piloting genius.- Fly!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21MOANING HAPPILY
0:12:21 > 0:12:22Oh, no. Turns out she isn't.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Oh, dear. Yeah, maybe a bit lower.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Not that low.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Over there. Towards the alien.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33'The remote-controlled flying cake idea is a risky one.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37'But what do our wedding planners think?'
0:12:37 > 0:12:41- You definitely want to fly a UFO cake into the wedding?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45You definitely want to do that? Even though he looks an absolute mess.
0:12:45 > 0:12:46- Look at that alien. BOTH:- Yeah.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Yeah. You still want to do it.- Yeah.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50We are going to need a bigger drone.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53And someone to fly it for us.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Uncontrollable flying object? Tick.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Let's just hope they can find a good pilot.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Even the outfits are a double bluff in this wedding.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06The mums will start as farmers
0:13:06 > 0:13:08before being transformed into aliens.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Ha-ha! They are going to look ridiculous.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Oh. I might have known who the guinea pig would be.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16What colour are you making my face?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20- Blue with green spots.- Oh, right.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- How am I looking?- Hideous.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Oh, I don't know, Ed, I always thought blue was your colour.
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Oh, what's this?- A tentacle.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Oh! I've got a tentacle.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34Oh, wow. Oh, I like that.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Sorry, Bertie. Don't blame me.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39You're the one that gave me a tentacle.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41A vision in blue and green,
0:13:41 > 0:13:43is that really every bride's dream?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45I would go for a big white dress,
0:13:45 > 0:13:47and it would have some sparkles on it and some lace on it.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49It would be really beautiful...
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Well, I can confidently say
0:13:52 > 0:13:56this will be nothing like your perfect wedding dress. Oh, well.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58The alien is alive!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Aarggh!
0:14:00 > 0:14:06Brand-new alien race created. Let's hope Jackie and Tor like tentacles.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09Inspired by their venue, next the kids want to mix things up again.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12This time, by ditching the entertainment and creating
0:14:12 > 0:14:13a space-inspired challenge.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18So, what's the plan? What do they have to do?
0:14:18 > 0:14:21So, there's going to be, like, loads of buttons
0:14:21 > 0:14:24and they have to try and to figure out how to make the buttons work
0:14:24 > 0:14:25and get back to Earth.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31To get some ideas, Hattie and Bertie have brought me to an escape room.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34It's a real-life adventure experience where you have to
0:14:34 > 0:14:35solve puzzles to escape.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Look, I'm handcuffed to the bars.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40You guys have got to get me out.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Look, what's this?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44It's like a code thing.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46- Four numbers, we need to find.- Yeah.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- Two numbers there. - Two numbers there. Five, one.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Eight, seven, four...
0:14:52 > 0:14:54There are hidden numbers everywhere.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Ah! Yes! SHE LAUGHS
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Right, that's got me out of that bit.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01'And Bertie and Hattie need to decipher them to get me out.'
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Maybe...- Oh! THEY LAUGH
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Yay!- Oh, we are free.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Don't get too excited, Naomi, you're not free yet.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14More codes. What code should we start with?
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Bertie and Hattie will have to create a whole alien control room
0:15:17 > 0:15:21packed with puzzles, and this jail cell is full of inspiration.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26I don't think that's a normal torch. I think it's like an ultraviolet.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Yeah. - I think you are absolutely right.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Let's shine it around, see if we can find any clues.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34'The UV torch is a hi-tech way to reveal sneaky clues written
0:15:34 > 0:15:36'in invisible ink.'
0:15:36 > 0:15:40- BOTH:- "Look for the circles."
0:15:40 > 0:15:43Could UV puzzles work on an alien spaceship?
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- I think I saw something there. - Oh, yes. What's that?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Oh, it's a code.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50'After nearly an hour of fiendish puzzle solving...'
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- Oh, keys!- Keys, keys.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Can we can get out the door? See if we can get out the door.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- '..we make our escape.'- Yes!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Are we free? We're free, we're free. Quick, go, go, go. Quick.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02'Loads of ideas for alien control room puzzles.'
0:16:02 > 0:16:04But if the mums can't solve them on the day,
0:16:04 > 0:16:07they'll miss their own ceremony.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11So, that's it. In just a few weeks, Hattie and Bertie have created
0:16:11 > 0:16:15a whole UFO adventure with one massive double bluff.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18- We're going to dress them in like... - Farmers.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- They've got crashed spaceships... - And alien transformations.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Jackie and Tor have no idea what's in store and have resorted to
0:16:25 > 0:16:28trying to tickle the plans out of the kids.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30- JACKIE: - 'Tell me what the wedding is.'
0:16:30 > 0:16:32- No.- 'Tell me.' - HE LAUGHS
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Give it up, Mums!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Not even Hattie and Bertie's best mates are in on the secret.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- ALL:- We're so excited about the wedding!
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Earth, a small, blue planet
0:16:44 > 0:16:48where a very big wedding day has finally arrived.
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Hattie and Bertie's crashed alien spaceship has been built
0:16:51 > 0:16:55and is nearly ready to be discovered by the unsuspecting mums.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59I'm a bit worried in terms of thinking about what I'm dressed in.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01SHE LAUGHS
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I don't know where I am or what's going to happen,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05and, yeah, that's pretty scary.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06You're scared, Tor?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09We're about to attempt the wedding double-cross of the century,
0:17:09 > 0:17:10and I'm dressed as an alien!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12And me and the kids are...
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- HE MOOS - ..farmyard animals.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17- To infinity!- And the farmhouse.
0:17:17 > 0:17:21So, will the mums fall for the fake farm reveal,
0:17:21 > 0:17:23even with me dropping some subtle hints?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Don't blow it, Ed.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28It's literally seconds until you can LIFT OFF your hands, OK?
0:17:28 > 0:17:32Let's start the countdown. Five, four, three, two, one!
0:17:35 > 0:17:39THEY LAUGH
0:17:39 > 0:17:41What do you kids look like?!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Well, it's everything I ever dreamed of, thank you.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Well, I never thought it would be this.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49What do you think of your ultra farm-y overalls?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53- No, they haven't got a clue.- Wow.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56This is all fake and the real wedding theme
0:17:56 > 0:17:57is still to be revealed.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59So, can you guess the theme?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Is it farmyard?- Yeah?
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Right, shall we get MOO-ving?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Do your best chicken walk out, Bertie. Come on.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Success!
0:18:11 > 0:18:16Alien incident underway and the mums really do think it's a farm wedding.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17'They are so gullible!'
0:18:17 > 0:18:20It's your ultra high-tech wedding transport!
0:18:20 > 0:18:23MUMS LAUGH
0:18:23 > 0:18:28- Excellent.- Yeah?- Good, thank you. - Nice tractor.- It's beautiful.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Time to board farmer Bill's tractor and meet the alien....
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, I mean, milk the cows.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37'I'm really thrilled with the theme. I think the kids look gorgeous,
0:18:37 > 0:18:38'cute little piglet,'
0:18:38 > 0:18:39gorgeous little chicken
0:18:39 > 0:18:40and, yeah, I'm dying to see what
0:18:40 > 0:18:43the rest of the day has got in store and a bit scared still.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45'So you should be, Tor.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48'The mums have no idea what's in store and I'm loving it!'
0:18:50 > 0:18:52- Enjoying yourselves?- Yeah.- Oh, yeah.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Not what you were expecting, is it?
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Not quite, no.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- ALL:- # Old MacDonald had a farm
0:18:57 > 0:18:59# E-I-E-I-O... #
0:18:59 > 0:19:02I can hear them coming! Better get into position.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04# E-I-E-I-O
0:19:04 > 0:19:06# And on that farm he had a... #
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Crashed flying saucer?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14What's that?
0:19:15 > 0:19:19Look, it's the...
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- It's an alien spaceship.- It's a UFO.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- Think we should investigate?- Want to go down and have a look?- Well...
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Maybe. Yeah, go one, then. - Should we?- I trusted you two.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34I thought it was a peaceful farm wedding.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36This is getting stranger.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41- Is there anything in there? - THEY GASP AND SHRIEK
0:19:41 > 0:19:43THEY LAUGH
0:19:43 > 0:19:45'The cat's truly out of the bag.'
0:19:45 > 0:19:49'Or should that be the alien's tentacle out of the port hole?'
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Can you guess what the theme is?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Well, we thought the theme was farms cos that's what you said.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55Yeah, we believed you.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- But now I'm thinking it's aliens. - Guys?
0:19:59 > 0:20:00UFOs.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02- UFOs?- Whoa!- OK.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04THEY LAUGH
0:20:04 > 0:20:06- RUMBLING - Uh-oh!
0:20:06 > 0:20:08What's that rumbling sound?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10It doesn't sound like a tractor to me.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18THEY SCREAM
0:20:18 > 0:20:19What's that in the sky?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Oh, no!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23SHE SQUEAKS
0:20:25 > 0:20:27'With a little help from TV magic,
0:20:27 > 0:20:30'the mums are beamed aboard the mothership.'
0:20:30 > 0:20:33THEY SCREAM
0:20:33 > 0:20:35By tractor beam. Get it?
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Arggh! Arggh... Oh.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49'Time to reveal my true identity as top-secret government agent Ed.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55'Mission - to get the mums back in time for the wedding.'
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Oi! No, stop.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02But what about the more intelligent life forms?
0:21:02 > 0:21:04High above planet Earth, in the control room
0:21:04 > 0:21:06the kids have kitted out as the mothership,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08the true wedding outfits can be revealed.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10But will they like them?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Welcome aboard, earthlings.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17After three, you are going to open your eyes. One, two, three
0:21:17 > 0:21:20THEY LAUGH
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Wow, that's incredible.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Nice little twirl.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Show off your tentacles.- Amazing. - You two look incredible.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Look at you!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31'Alien transformation complete,
0:21:31 > 0:21:34'now we can reveal the mum's UFO challenge.'
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- I am from the planet JackTora. - OK.- Right.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Welcome aboard one of our finest spaceships,
0:21:40 > 0:21:42but we have a problem.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45The crystal that powers the spaceship's engine broke
0:21:45 > 0:21:46just as we beamed aboard.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49If you want to get back to Earth in time for your wedding,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52you need to get this spaceship back up and running. Good luck.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Or as we say on JackTora... SHE CHIRPS
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Come on. Let's leave them to it. SHE CHIRPS AND SQUEAKS
0:21:56 > 0:21:59The mums won't be on their own for this challenge.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02The mini aliens will be watching outside to lend a helping tentacle.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- ALL:- Use the alien UV device.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Oh, OK. Maybe there's secret clues.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11The UV torch lights up instructions showing what
0:22:11 > 0:22:14has to be done to start the spaceship.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- With your alien claw get the torch. - Right.- Yeah, done that, done that.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20The mums need to use a magnet to move a ball bearing
0:22:20 > 0:22:22along a twisty tube.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24That must be that.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26The ball bearing will switch on the power crystal,
0:22:26 > 0:22:30sending the spaceship back to Earth in time for the wedding.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32But first the mums have to get the magnet.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- BOTH:- Check the star chart.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Oh, OK.- These aren't planets. - Not planets?!
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Some alien you are, Jackie.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Jupiter, Saturn, isn't it? No, it isn't. Jupiter isn't...
0:22:42 > 0:22:45after Saturn. Saturn is further away.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Meanwhile, thousands of miles below on planet Earth,
0:22:50 > 0:22:54agent Ed is entering a top-secret, high-security base.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Back on the spaceship,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00the mums are still struggling with the alien code.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- One teeth-y thing. - Like a crocodile.- Yeah.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Leaving us little aliens to amuse ourselves.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09How do aliens serve up their food?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11- I don't know.- I don't know.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14On flying saucers. Ha-ha! SHE PLAYS HARMONICA
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- One square.- Yep.- One triangle.
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Oh, look!
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Yay! You got the magnet. Well done.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28On Earth, agent Ed's secret mission is to rendezvous with
0:23:28 > 0:23:30the highly intelligent aliens.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33If they can ever get their spaceship started.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Go on, look. Go, go, go.
0:23:34 > 0:23:35It's not easy as an alien.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37'Come on, Tor. Haven't you ever dragged
0:23:37 > 0:23:40'a magnetic ball through a spiral alien tube before?'
0:23:42 > 0:23:45You'd better sort it out. The guests - I mean,
0:23:45 > 0:23:47government agents - are gathering,
0:23:47 > 0:23:49and they look like they mean business.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52- Oh, it's coming up the last hill. - That's it, that's it.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55Chosen humans summon the aliens by chanting the name of their
0:23:55 > 0:23:56home planet.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59The countdown to first contact has begun.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01THEY CHEER
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Success! The loved up aliens have got the spaceship started
0:24:04 > 0:24:05in the nick of time.
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Set destination - planet Earth for a wedding!
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Yeah.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17JackTora. JackTora.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- ALL:- JackTora.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23THEY SCREAM
0:24:23 > 0:24:27The journey to the wedding that started on a tractor...
0:24:29 > 0:24:31COW MOOS
0:24:31 > 0:24:36Ends with arrival via interstellar alien spaceship.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40- CHANTING:- JackTora. JackTora.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44- CHANTING:- JackTora. JackTora.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- Aliens...- Meet humans...
0:24:46 > 0:24:51- For the very first time. CHANTING:- JackTora. JackTora.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55A close encounter of the marrying mum and mum kind.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58JackTora!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00APPLAUSE
0:25:01 > 0:25:04- You are late.- Sorry I'm late. I had to park the spaceship.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06ALARM BLARES
0:25:08 > 0:25:13This is it. The moment Hattie and Bertie have plotted for weeks.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16What happened up to now has been science fiction,
0:25:16 > 0:25:18the marriage is for real.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Tor, I give you this ring...
0:25:20 > 0:25:22As a symbol of my promise...
0:25:22 > 0:25:23..as a symbol of my promise...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25..to be with you as long as I live.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27..to be with you as long as I live.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31I marry you with this ring, with all that I have and all that I am.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Now I think it's time you had a kiss.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38CHEERING
0:25:38 > 0:25:41Jackie and Tor are finally married.
0:25:41 > 0:25:45I present to you our newlyweds - Tor and Jackie.
0:25:48 > 0:25:52- ED:- It's enough to bring a tear to all four of an alien's eyes.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55BEEPING
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I'm getting readings of an unidentified flying object!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02It's travelling at thousands of miles per hour. We must go outside.
0:26:02 > 0:26:06We must go outside and welcome our new alien overlords.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13Outside is one final cosmic cake surprise.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh, wait, wait.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- BEEPING - I'm getting another reading.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19NAOMI SQUEAKS
0:26:19 > 0:26:21'Hattie and Bertie have got their flying cake,
0:26:21 > 0:26:25'an alien encounter of the edible kind.'
0:26:25 > 0:26:28- BEEPING - It's aliens! It's actual aliens!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32'What are this mysterious, edible alien's intentions?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34'Will he beam up the mini mums from the cake?'
0:26:34 > 0:26:36They come in peace!
0:26:36 > 0:26:39'Or just fly two million light-years to Earth...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42'..and crash?
0:26:42 > 0:26:44'He came in...pieces.'
0:26:44 > 0:26:47It was a close encounter, but not quite close enough.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- On the top.- There we go.- Ooh!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55'One more crashed spaceship isn't going to spoil this wedding
0:26:55 > 0:26:58'of intergalactic proportions.'
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I was quite nervous that me and Hattie couldn't pull it off because
0:27:03 > 0:27:05it's just such a big wedding.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08CHEERING
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Today has been absolutely amazing. Everything was a surprise.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15The kids planning the wedding has just been beyond belief.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18I'm so proud of them. I'm just bursting with pride.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- It's just been absolutely brilliant. - Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Couldn't believe it.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27- BOTH:- This was the best wedding ever!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31THEY LAUGH
0:27:31 > 0:27:34What an amazing UFO wedding. It's going to be hard to top that.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38I can't believe the kids managed to organise an edible alien cake.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40No, the kids didn't organise that.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Well, if they didn't, who did?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45EERIE, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:27:45 > 0:27:47I think we've eaten a highly intelligent being
0:27:47 > 0:27:48from another galaxy.
0:27:48 > 0:27:51And his friends aren't very far away!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53THEY SCREAM
0:27:53 > 0:27:55ALIENS WARBLE