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0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Marrying Mum And Dad is back! - CHEERING

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Say goodbye to boring, traditional ceremonies.

0:00:06 > 0:00:10And hello to crazy, action-packed weddings.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16But with only four weeks, can they pull it off?

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Put your back into it.

0:00:19 > 0:00:21It's the only show that puts kids in charge

0:00:21 > 0:00:25of their parents' wedding day. SCREAMING

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Open your eyes!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Bigger, better and more outrageous... Ah!

0:00:32 > 0:00:33Than ever before!

0:00:35 > 0:00:39- This wedding was... - Incredible, amazing and crazy.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44'On today's show, we've got two kids already in control

0:00:44 > 0:00:48'and eager to turn a typical big day totally upside down.'

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Ooh! Ooh!

0:00:50 > 0:00:51With the joining together of hands,

0:00:51 > 0:00:57I now pronounce you officially, 100% in charge!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Is their wedding set to be a real ripper?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02- Doesn't it?- Oh, no!

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Or will the happy couple have a day they'd rather forget?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Did you always dream of this on your wedding day, Theresa?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Absolutely not!

0:01:10 > 0:01:12- We're about to find out. - Because we're...

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- ALL:- Marrying Mum And Dad! - THEY CHEER

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Welcome to Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43The only show where you get to plan your parents' wedding.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Want a ketchup wedding cake? No problem.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49What to fire Dad from a cannon down the aisle? You can.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52You can make the venue out of mayonnaise or barbecue sauce.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54What is it with you and sauces today?

0:01:54 > 0:01:55I'm just really hungry.

0:01:55 > 0:01:58But with just four weeks to plan everything,

0:01:58 > 0:02:00the heat is definitely on.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04- Here you go.- Oh, thanks. You DO look after me.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Today, we're in Birmingham,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10where our planners are ready to bounce right into action.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Meet Tom.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15And his best mate, Alfie.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20These two can't wait to make some mischief

0:02:20 > 0:02:22giving Tom's folks a day to remember.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I'd like to plan the wedding for a bit of revenge

0:02:24 > 0:02:28for chores and homework and all the things that I don't like.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31It's time to get back at the parents.

0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Blimey, Ed. These two seem keen. - You're not kidding.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Tom's mum, Theresa, had better watch out.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40My ideal wedding would be

0:02:40 > 0:02:44in a nice castle with fireworks in the sky.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Guess what, Mum? That's unlikely to happen.

0:02:47 > 0:02:48And Tom's stepdad, Andy,

0:02:48 > 0:02:51doesn't seem any wiser about what's coming his way.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54It's going to be fine. It's going to be a right good laugh.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56It might be a right good laugh for us, Andy.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Not sure about you two.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01So, what exactly have the boys got in mind?

0:03:01 > 0:03:04We're going to turn their day upside down.

0:03:04 > 0:03:05Cos our theme is...

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- BOTH:- Down under!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: 'Down under - what a beaut of an idea.'

0:03:13 > 0:03:17- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- 'Oh, yeah. Barbecues, kangaroos, didgeridoos...

0:03:17 > 0:03:18'igloos.'

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- I doubt any of the guests will be able to play the didgeridoo.- Yeah?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Well, I'm a guest and I can play the didgeridoo.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26SHE SCOFFS Yeah, right.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28DIDGERIDOO PLAYS

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Ed, that is actually amazing.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- DIDGERIDOO CONTINUES TO PLAY - Yeah, I know.- Hold on.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37A speaker? MUSIC STOPS

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Come on, you flamin' galah.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43HE BLOWS TUNELESSLY

0:03:43 > 0:03:44Listen up, Ed.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47You didgeridoo know we've got our work cut out

0:03:47 > 0:03:48getting this wedding sorted.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52It's a good job Tom and Alfie have already started on their plans

0:03:52 > 0:03:53for the big day.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55These would be really good ideas for cakes.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57But it won't be easy making it happen,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00so we've got something special to keep the boys on track.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06This is the Marry Mum And Dad Mobile HQ.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10It's tooled up with all the tech and other essential kit

0:04:10 > 0:04:13our planners will need to make their wedding dreams a reality.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16It's attention-grabbing on the outside,

0:04:16 > 0:04:20and more importantly, inside, it's a parent-free zone.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Do you hear that, brides and grooms? Keep out!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28'It'll be screeching its way to our family's home

0:04:28 > 0:04:31'so the kids can plan everything in secret away from prying eyes.'

0:04:31 > 0:04:34What do you think of our new Marrying Mum And Dad HQ?

0:04:34 > 0:04:35- It's awesome.- It looks amazing.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Do you want to do some wedding planning?- BOTH:- Yeah!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- Come on, bushwhackers. - Well, no time like the present.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43What made you want to choose down under as a theme, Tom?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46When my grandad was still alive, he had the nickname Skippy,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48after Skippy The Bush Kangaroo,

0:04:48 > 0:04:50and, obviously, kangaroos are from Australia,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52so we got the theme down under.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Oh, so, the memory of your grandad will be living on

0:04:54 > 0:04:55- throughout the day.- Yeah.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58What's the most important thing for you, do you think?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- I think it's probably the entertainment.- Why's that?

0:05:01 > 0:05:04- Seeing Mum getting embarrassed and scared.- Oh, right.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06- So, you're not so nice after all? - ED CHUCKLES

0:05:06 > 0:05:09How are you going to make her scared and embarrassed?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11We're going to hang her upside down from the ceiling...

0:05:11 > 0:05:14- ED LAUGHS - ..and make her eat bugs.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Hanging upside down and eating bugs.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Surely Mum will just take all that in her stride.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I don't like heights, don't like insects,

0:05:21 > 0:05:25don't like spiders, don't like anything creepy-crawly.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Right. It sounds like Mum might struggle

0:05:28 > 0:05:30with this down under wedding.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Brilliant. This could be a Marrying Mum And Dad classic.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Why are you so keen on embarrassing your mum?

0:05:35 > 0:05:39Because Mum's always making me do, like, 50 million jobs at once.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Even though you're only halfway through one job,

0:05:41 > 0:05:45she's already given you another ten. It's really, really annoying.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- So, you're going to annoy her.- Yeah!

0:05:51 > 0:05:55Tom is using the happiest day of his mum's life to embarrass her.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58If this backfires, he could be cleaning rooms forever.

0:05:58 > 0:06:00- BIRD:- Hello.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- HE LAUGHS - Hello.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05We know the boys want bug eating for their entertainment,

0:06:05 > 0:06:09so we're meeting an animal expert to check out some options.

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Let's hope the ones we see stopped wriggling some time ago.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Right, let's have a look at some of these, then. What have we got here?

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Giant ants, silkworm pupae. We've got some locusts.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22No, no, no.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Plenty of outback grub on offer, then.

0:06:24 > 0:06:28And - bonus - these dead bugs are specially bred

0:06:28 > 0:06:29for human consumption.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Yikes! Time to tuck in.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Feeling brave?- Yeah.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Tom and Alfie decide to kick things off

0:06:35 > 0:06:39with a handful of mealworms. Are they really going to do this?

0:06:44 > 0:06:47He's eating them. He's eating the worms.

0:06:48 > 0:06:52- Tastes like cereal. - Tastes like cereal?- Yeah.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54- New worm cereal. - HE CHUCKLES

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Mm, yeah.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00The boys had no problem there.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03So, let's raise the stakes.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05I think the rest are a little bit more of a challenge.

0:07:05 > 0:07:06- Mm.- Little bit more meaty.

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Do you fancy trying one of these? This is a queen ant.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Oh, it's massive. - Massive.- Here we go.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- They're doing it! - BOTH LAUGH

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: - 'Looks like Alfie needs the dunny.'

0:07:18 > 0:07:22- What does it taste of?- Not nice. - BOTH LAUGH

0:07:22 > 0:07:24- I didn't like that. - BOTH LAUGH

0:07:24 > 0:07:28Ah! Yeah, that's got quite an aftertaste.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30But Tom and Alfie aren't giving up.

0:07:30 > 0:07:36The final bug on the menu is the mouthwatering chrysalis. Ooh!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Is there going to be slime inside it and stuff?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Well, you can tell us in a minute. - In three, two, one.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45- HE RETCHES - What was that one like?- Vile.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Was it vile?- Yeah.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- It's like smelly socks.- Why have you been eating smelly socks?

0:07:50 > 0:07:54It's just a thing I do sometimes. Don't judge me for it.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Outback meal done.

0:07:56 > 0:07:59At least when Mum has a go, the boys can say they've done it, too.

0:07:59 > 0:08:02Have you deliberately picked the thing that she's most scared of?

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Yeah.- Right. Well, you wanted entertainment,

0:08:05 > 0:08:07and watching your mum try and eat one of these

0:08:07 > 0:08:09is certainly going to be entertaining.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11No doubt about that.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14Entertainment - good enough to eat.

0:08:17 > 0:08:20Right, we need to talk transport. What are we trying to do?

0:08:20 > 0:08:24We need to get from here...to here.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27'Finding a way to get to this Aussie-themed wedding is next.'

0:08:27 > 0:08:29But if the boys want to keep it real,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32they've got a major mission on their hands.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36We need to get Mum and Andy from the top of the world, here,

0:08:36 > 0:08:41to the bottom of the world, here. So, what are we going to do?

0:08:41 > 0:08:45- Can't afford a plane.- No. - Boat takes too long.- Yeah.

0:08:45 > 0:08:46We could dig our way there.

0:08:46 > 0:08:49That's obviously the logical thing to do.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54We dig a hole all the way through the Earth to the other side,

0:08:54 > 0:08:57where they pop out at the wedding.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02'The boys know there's no chance we can really dig to Australia,

0:09:02 > 0:09:04'but wouldn't it be funny if we were to tell Naomi

0:09:04 > 0:09:06'that was actually the plan?'

0:09:07 > 0:09:12- So, are we really digging a hole all the way to Australia?- Yep.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15They're serious, I think.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19Ha! Well done, boys. She's bought it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Doesn't she realise it's around 10,000 miles to the land down under?

0:09:22 > 0:09:24That would be one serious tunnel.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Oh, this is taking ages!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32- Hang about!- Put your back into it.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37I think we're going to need another plan, boys.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41Yeah, Naomi, you need to go large, so I've arranged some backup.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Well, it seems a shame to ruin this prank just yet.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48Now, this is more like it. Brilliant.

0:09:48 > 0:09:52How long do you reckon it'll take us to dig to Australia with this?

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- I'd start now if I was you. - Right, OK.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Come on, then.- Bye, then.- Bye.- Bye?

0:09:59 > 0:10:02You know she'll never get to Australia, don't you?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Ah, she'll come home when she's tired.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Yes, even with a mean machine like this,

0:10:06 > 0:10:09digging to Aus is a nonstarter.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12This wedding might need to happen a bit closer to home.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15There is one good thing about our little gag, though.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Tom and Alfie still want to tunnel to down under

0:10:18 > 0:10:19as their transport on the day.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23'And they think they know a more creative way to make it work,

0:10:23 > 0:10:26'but we'll find out what they have in mind a little bit later.'

0:10:30 > 0:10:32The boys have promised to turn Mum and Andy's

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Aussie big day upside down,

0:10:35 > 0:10:37and they plan to start with their wedding cake.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40'So, now we're off to see an expert to get some help.'

0:10:40 > 0:10:42What sort of thing did you have in mind?

0:10:42 > 0:10:45A normal wedding cake flipped upside down.

0:10:45 > 0:10:48- Except this one's in the shape of a koala.- OK.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50Remarkably, cake maker Lesley

0:10:50 > 0:10:54hasn't laughed the boys' upside-down idea out of the shop.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56She's even willing to let us have a trial run

0:10:56 > 0:10:59at making a koala cake that can stand on its head.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02These are basically like our bricks, this is the cement,

0:11:02 > 0:11:03and we've got to find some way

0:11:03 > 0:11:06of making this structurally unsound cake not fall down.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Well, they might have a plan,

0:11:08 > 0:11:10but that soon goes out of the window.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Tom's had an accident. - THEY LAUGH

0:11:15 > 0:11:18- Ooh, sorry. - THEY LAUGH

0:11:18 > 0:11:21It was a complete accident.

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Do you think that looks pretty?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Doesn't it?- Oh, no! - THEY LAUGH

0:11:24 > 0:11:26I can't believe I fell for that.

0:11:27 > 0:11:32'After some serious cake chaos, our upside-down creations are done.'

0:11:32 > 0:11:35The big question, though - will they actually stand up?

0:11:35 > 0:11:36One.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Two.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Three.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43- Aw.- Oh.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46It's only my cake which passes the upside-down test,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48so if Leslie copies the ingredients I used...

0:11:48 > 0:11:52There's a very slim chance this could work on the day.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55So, we're all agreed that chocolate fudge is the way to go

0:11:55 > 0:11:57- for the filling?- Yeah.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Cake sorted! - THEY LAUGH

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Nice one, Ed. I think this is best left to a professional.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11For their venue, Tom and Alfie want to create a huge Australian

0:12:11 > 0:12:14outback set with a difference.

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Here we go.

0:12:15 > 0:12:19So, they're meeting me at a TV studio they found online

0:12:19 > 0:12:22to see if it fits the bill for their ideas.

0:12:22 > 0:12:23It's massive.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Why did you want to be in a TV studio anyway?

0:12:26 > 0:12:29We're going to hang everything from the ceiling -

0:12:29 > 0:12:32the shrubs, the trees, the rock, the debris.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34The sky's going to be on the floor.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37- So, you want the whole day upside down?- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:- 'That's the craziest idea I've ever heard!'

0:12:40 > 0:12:43- Not as crazy as that Australian accent.- Whatever.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Not only do the boys want to build an Aussie outback set,

0:12:46 > 0:12:50they want to hang it all upside down to fit their down under theme.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52- Strewth!- As well as that,

0:12:52 > 0:12:55they also think they can use the studio's facilities

0:12:55 > 0:12:56for special effects to pull off

0:12:56 > 0:12:59their tunnel-to-Australia transport idea.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02This place seems perfect.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05But exactly how will they flip the wedding on its head?

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Well, that's where I come in.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10I've worked in a few TV studios in my time.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Er, I can handle this.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15DIDGERIDOO PLAYS

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Whoa.

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- That's pretty cool.- That's how we're going to hang stuff.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26'The studio lighting rig should give Tom and Alfie

0:13:26 > 0:13:28'the ideal framework to build their set.'

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Imagine a shrub coming off there.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Do you think that'd make everybody feel like they were upside down?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34- BOTH:- Yeah.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37This is definitely the wackiest wedding we've ever done.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40You're right, Ed, and it's about to get even wackier.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Not only do the boys plan to flip the whole wedding on its head,

0:13:44 > 0:13:46they also want Mum and Andy to get in the spirit

0:13:46 > 0:13:48by arriving upside down, too.

0:13:49 > 0:13:53Their unique idea is to lower the happy couple into the venue

0:13:53 > 0:13:55whilst hanging upside down on rope.

0:13:55 > 0:13:58So, they brought me to a climbing wall to find out how it's done.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Right, let's get our helmet on.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02The technique is pretty simple.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04If you're a daredevil like these two...

0:14:04 > 0:14:06'It starts with a quick climb...'

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Oh, brilliant.- Oh, well done.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09'..you swing free on the rope...'

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Great. Great. Well done.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14'..and then flip yourself over.'

0:14:14 > 0:14:17- Ooh! Ooh!- That's it. Brilliant. - Go on, let go.

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Woohoo!

0:14:19 > 0:14:22No problem for Tom and Alfie, but will Mum be able to handle

0:14:22 > 0:14:24hanging around like this on the big day?

0:14:24 > 0:14:27My worst venue would be something where I'm 60ft in the air

0:14:27 > 0:14:29and I've got to jump off the edge.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32I don't like heights, so I'd like to have something on the ground.

0:14:34 > 0:14:37Yeah, I think Mum might struggle starting her wedding day

0:14:37 > 0:14:40by being lowered headfirst from a studio ceiling.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43The boys can't wait to see her try, though.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46- Are you sure you want your mum to do this?- Yeah, it'll be fine.

0:14:46 > 0:14:49SHE PANTS So, I guess we can say

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- that's the venue sorted, yeah? - Yeah.- Yeah.

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Stop hanging around, Naomi. There's still stuff to do.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58NAOMI SCREAMS, CLATTERING

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Back in Mobile HQ and Tom and Alfie are wrapping up

0:15:03 > 0:15:05the final part of their planning for the wedding.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07At least that's what they're MEANT to be doing.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11We're not searching on the internet for, "Ed smells really bad."

0:15:11 > 0:15:12We're searching for outfits.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15That's more like it. Kangaroo costumes.

0:15:15 > 0:15:17With this being an Australian-themed big day,

0:15:17 > 0:15:21they think Mum and Andy dressed as the outback's springiest animals

0:15:21 > 0:15:22is the only way to go.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Can you imagine your mum and Andy

0:15:24 > 0:15:27- bouncing down the aisle in one of them?- Definitely.

0:15:27 > 0:15:30And the boys soon have a number for a shop they can try.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33- ON TELEPHONE:- 'Good morning. Costume hire. May I help?'

0:15:33 > 0:15:36We'd like to hire two kangaroo costumes, please.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38'I've only got one, I'm afraid.'

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Ah, disaster!

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Maybe more detail about their strange request

0:15:42 > 0:15:45could help swing this kanga costume keeper.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47We're planning a wedding

0:15:47 > 0:15:52and the bride and groom are going to be wearing kangaroo costumes.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- As you do. - 'Oh, I understand. Right.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58'There's a possibility we could make you a second one,

0:15:58 > 0:16:00'but I would need to know virtually straightaway

0:16:00 > 0:16:02'that you definitely wanted to.'

0:16:02 > 0:16:03- Yeah.- Yes.

0:16:03 > 0:16:06It sounds like Tom and Alfie might just have rescued this.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08'We'd be happy to help.'

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: - 'Cheers, mate. G'day!'- 'G'day!'

0:16:11 > 0:16:13- Thank you.- Thank you.- Bye.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15'Well done, boys.'

0:16:15 > 0:16:18The happy couple's outfits sound set to be fair dinkum.

0:16:20 > 0:16:24That's it for the planning on this down under wedding.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25- What do we think?- Foolproof, sir.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27From a venue arrival stunt

0:16:27 > 0:16:30to make the bride sweat like a koala in the outback...

0:16:30 > 0:16:31Woohoo!

0:16:31 > 0:16:35To an entertaining meal that could see the happy couple

0:16:35 > 0:16:36running for the dunny.

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I didn't like that. - THEY LAUGH

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Tom and best friend Alfie have surfed a wedding day wave

0:16:42 > 0:16:44to get the whole thing sorted in just four weeks.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46- Doesn't it?- Oh, no!

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Remember, though, the bride and groom still have no idea

0:16:49 > 0:16:51what's about to happen.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54- TOM:- 'Is there anything you're scared that I might do?'

0:16:54 > 0:16:58Yes. I don't want any heights, I don't want to be eating any bugs.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01Well, Mum, it's funny you should mention that.

0:17:01 > 0:17:02Funny for us, anyway.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04'Are you feeling nervous about the wedding?'

0:17:04 > 0:17:07- What wedding?- Is there a wedding happening?- Is there?

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- Is there a wedding?! - HE SCREAMS

0:17:11 > 0:17:14The big day has finally arrived.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16And inside the TV studio,

0:17:16 > 0:17:18the largest set ever assembled in the history

0:17:18 > 0:17:20of Marrying Mum And Dad has been taking shape.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23So cool. Can't wait to see it.

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Wedding planners Tom and Alfie are about to get their first glimpse

0:17:26 > 0:17:29of their amazing down under design.

0:17:29 > 0:17:30Whoa.

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Whoa.

0:17:34 > 0:17:37It's taken three days to put it all together,

0:17:37 > 0:17:40and as well as presenting the rugged outback the boys wanted,

0:17:40 > 0:17:44it's full of plenty of details that really bring Australia to life.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Whoa, there's even the Sydney Opera House.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49But it's not just the Aussie set that's gone up in here.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52There's also a 6m scaffolding tower to be used

0:17:52 > 0:17:55for Mum and Andy's upside-down entrance to the wedding.

0:17:55 > 0:17:59This is where your mum's going to be hanging from. It's massive.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01I think Mum's going to be terrified.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Too late to go changing now, Tom.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05Look at all the clouds.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Mum and Andy have arrived at the venue blindfolded

0:18:07 > 0:18:10and the countdown has really begun.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11Tom is very mischievous.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I've no idea what he's done. I haven't got a clue.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17I don't even know where we are, so I can't even guess.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19Well, Mum, the wait is over.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Our wedding planners have got the Aussie vibe

0:18:21 > 0:18:23as an emu and a croc.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25They're joined by down under surfer Naomi

0:18:25 > 0:18:28and me as a...boomerang.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32But will our two kangaroos jump for joy when they see themselves?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34You can open your eyes on the count of three.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- BOTH:- One, two, three!- Ta-da!

0:18:42 > 0:18:44Boing, boing, boing!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Any guesses what your theme might be?

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Kangaroos. - THEY LAUGH

0:18:48 > 0:18:53- Which come from...?- Australia. Down under.- That's your theme.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55Do you want to tell them why you chose that?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57I know why you chose it.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Cos my dad's favourite programme on TV years ago was Skippy.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04- Yes, yeah, I think that's why he's chosen it.- Aw.- Skippy!

0:19:04 > 0:19:08How do you feel about being a kangaroo bride?

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Oh, it's absolutely marvellous.

0:19:09 > 0:19:13I couldn't think of a better costume to dress up on your wedding day(!)

0:19:13 > 0:19:16The kangaroo costumes and the wedding theme may have gotten

0:19:16 > 0:19:19"Oh, yeah" from Mum and Andy so far,

0:19:19 > 0:19:22but little do they know what else lies in store.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I don't think he quite likes

0:19:24 > 0:19:26- your attitude. - THEY LAUGH

0:19:26 > 0:19:30Next up is Tom and Alfie's tunnel-to-Australia transport.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33They might not have been able to dig their way there for real,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36but this cool special effects green screen in the studio

0:19:36 > 0:19:40- means anything is possible. - How do you mean, Ed?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42'Well, watch this.'

0:19:42 > 0:19:44- ALL:- Whoa!

0:19:44 > 0:19:46'We're falling through the air!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50'Yeah, hang on, Naomi. We're heading for the core of the planet.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52- 'Ah!- Once we get past there,

0:19:52 > 0:19:56- 'everything should get turned upside down.- Oh, right.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01'Now I see why Tom and Alfie built their Aussie set

0:20:01 > 0:20:03'hanging from the ceiling.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06'Exactly! Time to make this thing stop.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09'Oh, wrong button.'

0:20:11 > 0:20:13But before we hit Aus,

0:20:13 > 0:20:16the boys still have a big challenge for Mum and Andy.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Hey-hey! Ooh, scaffold.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21'They want them to enter the down under world they've created

0:20:21 > 0:20:25'by being lowered upside down from the roof of the studio.'

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- That's off the floor. - That's awesome.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Bye! - THEY LAUGH

0:20:29 > 0:20:33Remember, Mum hates being up high, so this is her worst nightmare.

0:20:33 > 0:20:37I don't like heights, so I'd like to have something on the ground.

0:20:37 > 0:20:38How do you feel about this?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41Cos I know you're not overly keen on heights, are you?

0:20:41 > 0:20:44- It's leaving the floor.- Will you be willing to give this a go?

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- I'll give it a go, yes, yes. - You'd be up for it?

0:20:47 > 0:20:50Andy might be bouncing up the ladder no problem, but for Mum,

0:20:50 > 0:20:52it's a very different story.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- First step.- Well done. - There you go. You're off the ground.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00- How does it feel up there? - Terrible.- Terrible?

0:21:00 > 0:21:02'Poor Theresa.'

0:21:02 > 0:21:04And as the happy couple bravely move out

0:21:04 > 0:21:07from the edge of the 6m scaffold tower,

0:21:07 > 0:21:09the bride's nerves are really kicking in.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Did you always dream of this on your wedding day, Theresa?

0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Absolutely not! - THEY LAUGH

0:21:15 > 0:21:16What was your vision?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Walking up the aisle in a nice, white dress,

0:21:18 > 0:21:20nice and calm, on the floor.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Eventually, the height gets the better of Mum

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- and she decides to come back down to Earth.- Hello!

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Ten out of ten for effort, Mum.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33I think Tom might be in trouble after this, though.

0:21:35 > 0:21:36Still, there is some good news.

0:21:36 > 0:21:41Andy seems like he can't wait to drop into his wedding upside down.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44Guys, I'm ready to rock and roll any time you are.

0:21:44 > 0:21:48With Mum already on the ground, it's time for plan B.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51As the wedding guests sneak in for the big surprise,

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Theresa will now get her first look at the boys' Aussie set

0:21:54 > 0:21:55from the safety of the floor.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59But Action Man Andy will still be taking the daredevil route.

0:21:59 > 0:22:01Andy and Theresa, are you ready to see

0:22:01 > 0:22:03- where you're going to get married? - Yes, please.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Take off your blindfolds!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:08 > 0:22:10AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: 'G'day, mate!'

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Whoa!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14We're over here, Andy. Over here.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20It's a memorable first look at the stunning down under set

0:22:20 > 0:22:23Tom and Alfie have created.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25- That was fun. - HE LAUGHS

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- So, are you ready to get married? - Yeah!- Yes!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33At last, we're ready for the "I dos."

0:22:33 > 0:22:36But this will be no slow walk down the aisle for the bride.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39The boys think this kangaroo should bounce her way in.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44I promise to remind you every day how much I love you.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47I promise never to break your heart.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50One ring to show our love, one ring to bind us,

0:22:50 > 0:22:54one ring to seal our love, forever to entwine us.

0:22:54 > 0:22:58I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:01 > 0:23:05And now these two kangaroos are officially a Mr and Mrs,

0:23:05 > 0:23:08though the happy couple can't quite go hopping into

0:23:08 > 0:23:12the Australian sunset just yet because, first,

0:23:12 > 0:23:14there's the boys' entertainment to take on.

0:23:14 > 0:23:17Time to flick over to a very special episode

0:23:17 > 0:23:20of Australia's least-watched TV show.

0:23:22 > 0:23:26Ladies and gentlemen, it's the show which is good enough to eat,

0:23:26 > 0:23:30starring me, Gameshow Man,

0:23:30 > 0:23:33and my very own lovely assistant, Wendy.

0:23:34 > 0:23:38Hello, and welcome to the hot new game show.

0:23:38 > 0:23:42- ALL:- There's No Way Out Of The Outback.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Catchy title.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Would you like to meet the contestants?- ALL:- Yeah!

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Brought on by my glamorous assistant, Wendy,

0:23:49 > 0:23:51it's today's victims.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52I mean contestants.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55CHEERING

0:23:55 > 0:23:58'With today's guests nice and comfy,

0:23:58 > 0:24:02'it's time to tell them exactly what they'll be playing for.'

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Do you like prizes, Mum?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05- Yes, I love prizes. - Then you'll like this one.

0:24:05 > 0:24:08- It's your wedding cake. - LAUGHTER

0:24:08 > 0:24:11'But to win that cake, these contestants will need

0:24:11 > 0:24:13'to chomp their way through some outback treats.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16'So, eyes down. It's time to play.'

0:24:16 > 0:24:19- GUESTS:- Ooh!

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Oh, look, Mum! It's your first course -

0:24:23 > 0:24:25some lovely sago worms.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Oh, delicious.

0:24:27 > 0:24:32'Remember, Mum said she didn't want to eat any bugs at her wedding.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34'Can she handle this?'

0:24:35 > 0:24:38Go on, Mum! Eat your lovely dinner.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43'Ooh, that's crunchy.'

0:24:45 > 0:24:48- It's pretty nice, actually. - LAUGHTER

0:24:48 > 0:24:50How very disappointing. She's quite enjoying it.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53'I thought you said this mum hated bugs.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54'Could have fooled me.

0:24:54 > 0:24:57'Maybe Andy might not like what's lurking under his rock.'

0:24:57 > 0:25:00- GUESTS:- Ooh!- Oh!

0:25:00 > 0:25:03'Yes, it's a snack with a sting in its tail.'

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Looks like you're going to eat a scorpion, Andy.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11- THERESA LAUGHS - Oh, he has eaten a scorpion.

0:25:11 > 0:25:15- LAUGHTER - 'Oh. These two are weird.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17'Let's bring on the main course.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20'We'll definitely get them this time.'

0:25:20 > 0:25:23- GUESTS:- Ooh!- Oh!

0:25:23 > 0:25:25It's some lovely water bugs.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28All right, don't you know it's rude to stare?

0:25:28 > 0:25:31Yes, rude to stare.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Stop it.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38'Chow down, Mum, or that cake stays with me and Wendy.'

0:25:40 > 0:25:42- ANDY LAUGHS - Yum, yum, yum, yum.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Come on, you've got to eat it all, Theresa!

0:25:45 > 0:25:47LAUGHTER

0:25:47 > 0:25:50'Little did Mum know she's actually bug crazy.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52'The final critter will definitely have them

0:25:52 > 0:25:56'crawling for the exit, though. It's a tarantula.'

0:25:56 > 0:25:58SCREAMING

0:26:00 > 0:26:04Tom bought that little beauty. He SPIED 'er on the web.

0:26:04 > 0:26:06LAUGHTER

0:26:06 > 0:26:10- Ah, well. - THERESA GIGGLES

0:26:11 > 0:26:15You two make me sick. Ew! Not only are you in love,

0:26:15 > 0:26:17you've eaten all that horrible stuff.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Congratulations. You've won your wedding cake.

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Probably won't be weird enough for you.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25- LAUGHTER - Goodbye!

0:26:25 > 0:26:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:27 > 0:26:29After all that bug-eating strangeness,

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Mum and Andy's prize awaits.

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Yes, it's the boys' crazy, upside-down koala cake.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Here you go.

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oh, wow. Hey-hey!

0:26:39 > 0:26:41- Oh, that's awesome. - APPLAUSE

0:26:41 > 0:26:42That is awesome.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47'As Mum and Andy slice into their cake,

0:26:47 > 0:26:49'let's find out if this wedding has turned out to be

0:26:49 > 0:26:53'the sort of little ripper that will live long in the memory.'

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Today's been absolutely fantastic.

0:26:57 > 0:27:01Tom and Alfie have done a brilliant job. We've enjoyed everything.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02We've had a brilliant day.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Have you had fun?

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- TOM:- 'Today has been absolutely amazing.'

0:27:07 > 0:27:10I think it was just a great success. Once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

0:27:10 > 0:27:14I think we have pulled off one of the craziest weddings

0:27:14 > 0:27:15in Marrying Mum And Dad history.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18- THERESA:- We could never imagine having this wedding.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Ours would have been a boring affair.

0:27:19 > 0:27:21This is something to remember forever more.

0:27:21 > 0:27:24So unforgettable. It's been absolutely brilliant.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Oi, geezer!

0:27:26 > 0:27:27- ALFIE:- We are superior...

0:27:27 > 0:27:29And legendary wedding planners.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Strewth! What a day. - Too right. An upside-down venue?

0:27:35 > 0:27:38- Mum and stepdad eating bugs? - Hopping down the aisle?

0:27:38 > 0:27:41- I think our work here is done. - I think you're right.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Let's go.- Laters!

0:27:43 > 0:27:47- WIND WHISTLES - Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!

0:27:47 > 0:27:49I hate being a boomerang.