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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Up and down the country, parents are getting married in normal,

0:00:04 > 0:00:05traditional ceremonies.

0:00:05 > 0:00:07Normal weddings are quite...

0:00:07 > 0:00:09- Boring.- ..boring.

0:00:09 > 0:00:12But fear not, Britain, because we're fighting back.

0:00:12 > 0:00:14Open your eyes.

0:00:14 > 0:00:17Kids have set themselves the challenge of a lifetime.

0:00:17 > 0:00:21- Quiet on set! - To organise their parents' wedding.

0:00:21 > 0:00:22Bring it on.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26And to make it a day that no-one will ever forget.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Will they manage it?

0:00:29 > 0:00:31I am quite nervous to plan it.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Will Mum and Dad like it?

0:00:33 > 0:00:35It could all go completely wrong.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37And will they finally say "I do"?

0:00:37 > 0:00:40We're going to rock this wedding.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42This is Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54On today's show, we've got two sisters

0:00:54 > 0:00:58who are about to sow the seeds for one fantastic day.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Dad looks great.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Can they create the right blend for their wedding?

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Or will it not go as SMOOTHIE as planned?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10I'll need a neck brace after we finish this.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13And will everyone DIG their big day?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15I'm livid! You've dressed me as a tomato!

0:01:18 > 0:01:20This is Marrying Mum And Dad,

0:01:20 > 0:01:23the only show where you get to tell your parents what to do

0:01:23 > 0:01:25on one of the biggest days of their lives -

0:01:25 > 0:01:29their wedding. Yes, you did hear me correctly.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Today, we're ploughing over to North London.

0:01:33 > 0:01:37To meet two eager sisters who can't wait to spring into action

0:01:37 > 0:01:39- with their wedding plans. - Still going.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Meet 11-year-old Rosie.

0:01:42 > 0:01:44We've always wanted them to get married but I think our parents

0:01:44 > 0:01:46are going to be absolutely horrified

0:01:46 > 0:01:49when they realise they're dressed like complete idiots.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54And helping her make this a wedding no-one will forget

0:01:54 > 0:01:56is her younger sister Bea.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00For this wedding, I am quite nervous to plan it,

0:02:00 > 0:02:04for the actual day to happen, but I'm excited at the same time.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06So, that's our wedding planners.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10But who are the lucky couple

0:02:10 > 0:02:12who are letting these two plan their wedding?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14We have Mum, Steph.

0:02:14 > 0:02:18We've kind of prepared ourselves for anything now, from like...

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Anything.- ..slime landing on our heads to, I don't know...

0:02:21 > 0:02:23It's a bit worrying, really.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25DOG BARKS

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Don't be nervous, Mum...

0:02:29 > 0:02:31..because Dad Mike will be there to hold your hand.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35I have worn a dog onesie quite recently,

0:02:35 > 0:02:39so I'm quite easy for anything, really.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41So, just expect the worst and it will be fine.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43That's the spirit, Dad.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Let's hope you're as positive on the big day.

0:02:46 > 0:02:47So now we've met the family,

0:02:47 > 0:02:51let's find out what this devious duo have in store for Mum and Dad.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Our parents are going to have to keep their eyes peeled...

0:02:55 > 0:02:58As we'll be springing into action.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00To get them married, so chop chop...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02- BOTH:- ..because our theme is...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04vegetables!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11Vegetables? What do I know about vegetables?

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Well, they come in all different shapes and sizes.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16They do come in different shapes and sizes.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19You're meant to have five a day.

0:03:19 > 0:03:20You are meant to have five a day.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23And apparently, they can talk.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Don't be silly, vegetables can't talk.

0:03:25 > 0:03:26I should know, I've got my own farm.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30Hang on a minute, you were in JLS, one of the greatest boybands ever.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- And you own a farm?- Absolutely.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Don't suppose you, uh, want to help me plan a wedding, do you?

0:03:35 > 0:03:39- Yeah, let's do it!- Let's plough on!

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Yeah? Plenty more where that came from.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42Plough? Farm?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Vegetables can't talk?

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Ha! Fools.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50As a former member of mega boyband JLS,

0:03:50 > 0:03:56JB Gill is a huge pop star, and even better, he actually lives on a farm.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59So he's the perfect person to help Rosie and Bea

0:03:59 > 0:04:00plan their veg-inspired wedding...

0:04:00 > 0:04:02COW MOOS

0:04:03 > 0:04:06The girls have already been busy planning the big day.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09I am drawing somebody driving the tractor.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11I'm drawing a pea.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14..in order to TURNIP into the best wedding yet.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15THEY GIGGLE

0:04:16 > 0:04:19So, I think it's time we lend a hand to proceedings

0:04:19 > 0:04:22with the Marrying Mum And Dad mobile HQ.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Complete with pop star farmer JB.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29Hi Rosie, hi Bea. I am here to help you plan Mum and Dad's wedding.

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Now, what do you think of the van?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33- Oh, it's awesome.- Yeah.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34Shall we go and check out inside?

0:04:34 > 0:04:36- Yeah.- Yeah.- Let's do it.

0:04:39 > 0:04:40Whoa.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43So, girls, what do you think?

0:04:43 > 0:04:46- It's so cool. - Yeah.- It's amazing, isn't it?

0:04:46 > 0:04:49- When we first saw the van... - It was like, "Ooooohhhh"!

0:04:51 > 0:04:57Girls, why do you want to have a vegetable-themed wedding?

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Because our mum's a nutritionist.

0:04:58 > 0:05:02And our dad really just likes vegetables.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04So, do they make you eat vegetables?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05- All the time.- Yes.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07So why do you want to have a vegetable-themed wedding?

0:05:07 > 0:05:10- To get payback.- Yeah? - And revenge!

0:05:10 > 0:05:12And revenge!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14So, this wedding theme is aimed directly

0:05:14 > 0:05:16at veg-loving nutritionist Mum.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Sometimes I start telling them about some sort of nutrient and veggies

0:05:19 > 0:05:22and they say nowt. They are totally uninterested.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Once this wedding is over,

0:05:24 > 0:05:27Rosie and Bea are hoping Mum will be all vegged out.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28Hopefully they'll be sick of vegetables

0:05:28 > 0:05:30by the end of the wedding.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33- How are you going to take revenge? - We're going to pour peas on them.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34- Yeah.- Pour peas on them?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36Yeah, we're going to say, we're going to say...

0:05:36 > 0:05:38We're going to take a photo of them,

0:05:38 > 0:05:40and then we're going to say, "Say peas!"

0:05:40 > 0:05:43And then just before we take the photo, there'll be like peas,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45that drop down all over them,

0:05:45 > 0:05:47so we'll have a photo of them looking all horrified

0:05:47 > 0:05:49and the peas about to fall on them.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Brilliant. So we're not going to have confetti,

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- we're just going to use peas. - Yes.- Yeah.- Sounds like a plan.

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Top of the girls' list for this wedding is revenge on Mum.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03And back at Marrying Mum And Dad HQ,

0:06:03 > 0:06:04they've come up with a fiendish way

0:06:04 > 0:06:06to achieve this with the entertainment.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08What do you think the entertainment should be

0:06:08 > 0:06:10at a vegetable-themed wedding?

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Something that will definitely get them sick of vegetables.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15- Like what?- Smoothie Challenge.

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Smoothie Challenge?

0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Yeah. - What is the Smoothie Challenge?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Each of our parents will have a blender.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25There are like a few brown bags and they've each got a different weird

0:06:25 > 0:06:29vegetable in. Put whatever's in the bag into their blender

0:06:29 > 0:06:31and at the end, they have to drink it.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- There could be all sorts of stuff in there.- Yeah.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35How do you think they will react to that?

0:06:35 > 0:06:38We are hoping for a disgusting reaction.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41Right, well, what are we waiting for?

0:06:41 > 0:06:43So with their cunning plan for entertainment,

0:06:43 > 0:06:46next stop is a local cafe to test-drive their idea.

0:06:46 > 0:06:50- In there.- The girls have raided the cafe's pantry to find some smelly,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53disgusting leftover veg to trial their challenge.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55- Blenders.- Check.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Mystery bowls of vegetables.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Check.- Three people ready to make some disgusting smoothies.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Check.- Right, let's do this. HE IMITATES BLENDER

0:07:04 > 0:07:07Now, all they have to do is put as many of them as they dare

0:07:07 > 0:07:09- into their blenders.- Come on, you need more than that!

0:07:09 > 0:07:12- No!- Get in there, come on.

0:07:12 > 0:07:15That's not enough carrot, come on, get more in there.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19I wouldn't exactly call this a scientific taste test.

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Some of that in there as well.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23You've hardly got any onion. Come on.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27But it seems to be doing the job.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32And Ed has one more ingredient left,

0:07:32 > 0:07:35inspired by the girls' chat with JB.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Mushy peas!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40Get in there. That'll make it better, won't it?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Everyone loves mushy peas.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43Maybe not in one of these, though.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47Yuck. I'm not convinced they'll make it taste any better, Ed.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51So, while the girls get blitzing...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53It looks gross!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Let's check in on Mum and Dad to see how they're feeling

0:07:55 > 0:07:57about handing over control to the girls.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59- Scared of them.- Slightly scared.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I mean I think Rosie would come up with an idea

0:08:01 > 0:08:04and Bea would absolutely escalate it.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Not in safe hands at all.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Don't worry, Mum, take a load off and enjoy this flavoursome mocktail

0:08:11 > 0:08:13your kids lovingly made for you.

0:08:13 > 0:08:17It like tastes of nothing, but it has, like, a slightly weird texture.

0:08:17 > 0:08:18It's really lumpy.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Tastes kind of plain but disgusting.

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- Anyway, that's that. Nothing else to do now.- Your turn!

0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Let's all go home.- It's your turn!

0:08:27 > 0:08:28- Oh!- Come on, Ed.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Who wouldn't want to drink a veggie-stomach-turning smoothie?

0:08:31 > 0:08:33It's got all of your five a day.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38- Oh!- Oh, dear, Ed. - THE GIRLS GIGGLE

0:08:38 > 0:08:41I think that's the entertainment sorted.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Ah, garlic, ah!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47The girls have definitely proved revenge is a dish

0:08:47 > 0:08:48best served blended.

0:08:54 > 0:08:58Next, the girls turn their attention to what Mum and Dad will be wearing.

0:08:58 > 0:09:02So, it's back to the van to get planting their ideas with JB.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06What do you want to do for Mum and Dad's outfits?

0:09:06 > 0:09:08I think our mum's going to be a carrot

0:09:08 > 0:09:11and our dad's going to be a broccoli.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12This is Mum

0:09:12 > 0:09:14and this is Dad.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18And we're going to design their outfits.

0:09:18 > 0:09:19- Who wants Mum?- Me!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21- Dad?- Yeah.- Cool.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Let's do it.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27I like dead broccolis for the Afro on his head.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Yes. You can like, put it there, and it'll be like, oh.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34For his outfit I like green...

0:09:34 > 0:09:35Leaves, things.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41And dark pink shoes with bows on them.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Dad looks great, doesn't he?

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Rosie, how are we getting on with Mum?

0:09:46 > 0:09:47Good. She really suits carrots.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Yeah, I'm sure it's every bride's dream

0:09:50 > 0:09:52to be dressed as a root vegetable.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54The outfit was really funny, wasn't it?

0:09:54 > 0:09:58We decorated them with vegetable peels and vegetables to make them

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- what we want them to be for the wedding.- Yeah.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03What do you think Mum and Dad's dream outfit for their wedding

0:10:03 > 0:10:05- would be?- The opposite of this.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09Traditional, suit, white dress...

0:10:09 > 0:10:13I'm not quite sure we can class this as traditional.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14You can say that again.

0:10:14 > 0:10:19My dream wedding outfit would be sort of a long dress,

0:10:19 > 0:10:21maybe like ivory, sophisticated.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Mine would just be a tailored jacket or a suit,

0:10:24 > 0:10:26nothing particularly crazy or loud.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32Well, it's more stir-fry than suit and tie.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Let's check out the finished designs.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Beautiful. They look stunning, don't they?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- BOTH:- Yes.

0:10:39 > 0:10:40Good luck, Mum and Dad.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43That's outfits planted and ready for harvest.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Next on the girls' to-do list is the venue.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54So Rosie and Bea have brought me to a farm to see if it can PRODUCE

0:10:54 > 0:10:57all they need for the wedding. What are we doing here, girls?

0:10:57 > 0:10:59We're looking for a venue.

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Anything in particular?- Um, yeah, somewhere to have the wedding.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Yeah.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Oh, look, there's a barn.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Can we go and look inside?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Yeah, all right. I don't see why not.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16And looks like they may have spotted the perfect place.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Only problem is, this barn seems to be home to this lot.

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Hello, fellas. SHEEP BLEAT

0:11:21 > 0:11:22Hah-hah-hah-hah!

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Anyway, down to business.

0:11:26 > 0:11:29- What do you think?- Maybe they could get married in here

0:11:29 > 0:11:31and we can clean it up a bit.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- Oh, actually get married in the barn?- Yeah.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37Getting married in a barn is all the fashion nowadays.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Obviously, minus the animal poo.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41So this would be perfect for Mum and Dad, right?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44I could imagine the wedding on a nice desert island,

0:11:44 > 0:11:46quite peaceful...

0:11:47 > 0:11:49..you know, romantic.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51What's not romantic about a large corrugated building

0:11:51 > 0:11:53that stinks of animal dung, Dad?

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Yeah, this will be perfect.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00- SHEEP BLEAT - We could have like bunting, maybe.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Bunting. What sort of bunting would it be

0:12:02 > 0:12:03for a vegetable-themed wedding?

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Well, I think the main colours will probably be green

0:12:06 > 0:12:09because of broccoli, and orange because of carrots.

0:12:09 > 0:12:10Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Do you think this is suitable, it could work?

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- Yes, easily.- Yeah. - Yeah, I think it could work.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16The venue gets the thumbs up from the girls.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20So Ed starts the hunt for someone to conduct the ceremony.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Are any of you qualified wedding registrars?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27SHEEP BLEAT No.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28THE GIRLS GIGGLE

0:12:28 > 0:12:31That's the venue, a BARN-storming success.

0:12:34 > 0:12:37Next, Rosie and Bea turn their attention to the cake.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39And for this veg-inspired wedding,

0:12:39 > 0:12:42they are determined to sneak in one of their favourite foods.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44For the cake, we were thinking,

0:12:44 > 0:12:47if we could get a really big cauliflower...

0:12:47 > 0:12:49It would actually be chocolate cake but on the outside,

0:12:49 > 0:12:51it would look like a cauliflower.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Put some sort of weird vegetable flavour.

0:12:54 > 0:12:57The challenge - how to combine vegetables and chocolate

0:12:57 > 0:12:59and still make an amazingly tasty cake.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Let's hope top cake-maker Gemma has some ideas.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Chocolate and beetroot.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Gemma's prepared some veggie cakes.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09But will they taste any good?

0:13:09 > 0:13:10It tastes like chocolate.

0:13:10 > 0:13:14It does, doesn't it? I don't like beetroot but this tastes great.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17So the beetroot and chocolate combo is a hit.

0:13:17 > 0:13:21Time to move on to Gemma's second combination, this time using...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- Wow.- Parsley.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- And maple syrup. - But what does it taste like?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27It's kind of like sweet.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31- I can taste maple syrup. - You can taste the maple syrup.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33So do you like parsnips, at home?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34I don't mind parsnips.

0:13:34 > 0:13:37Gemma's final veg-inspired cake is a well-known favourite.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40So, let's taste the carrot cake.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Is it a good carrot cake?

0:13:42 > 0:13:43Do I get...?

0:13:44 > 0:13:47- That's what I like. - Two thumbs up.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Favourite cake was the beetroot and chocolate cake.

0:13:50 > 0:13:53It was my favourite because it, like, tasted good.

0:13:53 > 0:13:56It had chocolate in it, that's what you're trying to say.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- And it had loads of chocolate in it. - Yeah.

0:13:58 > 0:13:59The more the merrier.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01High five.

0:14:03 > 0:14:07Which flavour would you like to go in the wedding cake?

0:14:11 > 0:14:12That one.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14So chocolate and beetroot first, carrot second...

0:14:16 > 0:14:17..parsnip third.

0:14:19 > 0:14:21After trying all of Gemma's vegtastic cakes,

0:14:21 > 0:14:24the girls were spoiled for choice.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26So they've gone for all three flavours.

0:14:26 > 0:14:31Our cauliflower cake is going to look amazing, fantastic

0:14:31 > 0:14:32and brilliant!

0:14:38 > 0:14:42Rosie and Bea are digging deep with their ideas to transport

0:14:42 > 0:14:45this wedding to another level.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47And they've brought me back to the farm...

0:14:47 > 0:14:49COWS MOO All right!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51..to find the perfect wedding vehicle.

0:14:51 > 0:14:55MOO-VING onto the transport, what are you thinking?

0:14:55 > 0:14:56- Um, a tractor.- Yeah.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Tractor?- Yes.- Yeah.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02And how are you thinking they would arrive in this tractor?

0:15:02 > 0:15:04We could put them in the back of a tractor.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06So we need to find a tractor that is capable of transporting

0:15:06 > 0:15:09- two human-sized vegetables?- Yeah.

0:15:10 > 0:15:14So the guys get tracking down some tractory-type transport.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- You like this one? - Yeah, it's quite nice.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18I like the tractoriness.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Yes, it's all going on in the tractor department.

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Could be a different colour.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Yeah, yellow kind of says building site, to me.

0:15:25 > 0:15:26We'll bear you in mind.

0:15:26 > 0:15:27Have you got any others?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31- This one's quite nice. - It's not yellow, is it?

0:15:31 > 0:15:34- I like the colour of it.- Yeah?

0:15:34 > 0:15:36- It suits the theme.- Yeah.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38It's the same colour as broccoli.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yes, which your dad's going to be dressed as.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41It's screaming vegetable.

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Tractor picked. Next, the girls sort out how to transport

0:15:46 > 0:15:49their veggie parents on the wedding day.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Da-da-dah!

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Look! Trailer!

0:15:52 > 0:15:53Yeah.

0:15:53 > 0:15:56Yeah, for your mum and dad to arrive in, it's perfect in every way.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Well, we need to take some of the stuff out.- OK.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01Maybe we'll take that stuff out, but that would work, wouldn't it?

0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Yeah, I guess.- What better way for a bride and groom to arrive

0:16:04 > 0:16:06- at a wedding? - We could add a few decorations.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09And we could draw some vegetables.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12- Oh, yeah, paint some vegetables on the side?- Yeah.- That's a good idea.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14Looks like we've got ourselves some wedding transport.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16That's transport all ploughed up.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Rosie and Bea's wedding plans have well and truly sprouted.

0:16:22 > 0:16:24We're having a wedding!

0:16:24 > 0:16:25From a bumper crop of outfits...

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Dad, he looks great, doesn't he?

0:16:28 > 0:16:31To a disgusting blend of entertainment.

0:16:33 > 0:16:36And as they finalise their planning, what they don't know is,

0:16:36 > 0:16:39I'm expecting a call from an old friend. And he's not happy.

0:16:39 > 0:16:40GIRLS GIGGLE, PHONE RINGS

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Edward Petrie, I've got a bone to pick with you.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Hacker!- Why have I never been invited to one of your weddings?

0:16:46 > 0:16:51- I'm livid!- Oh, I think they don't allow dogs at the venue.

0:16:51 > 0:16:52All lies, cocker.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Don't you try and throw cotton into my face.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Don't you mean pull wool over your eyes?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00What's the theme? Is it a meat-paste wedding or a Wigan wedding?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Or is it Sue Barker themed?

0:17:02 > 0:17:05- That would be good. - Ah, no, it's vegetables.

0:17:05 > 0:17:09Vegetables? They're all brightly coloured and good for you.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11I'm not a fan of that, cocker.

0:17:11 > 0:17:13No, nein, nicht and indeed not.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- You don't want him at your wedding, do you?- Um...- I do.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18All right, all right, I'm in.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21Send me an invite and I won't read it because I can't

0:17:21 > 0:17:22and I'm also devoid of thumbs

0:17:22 > 0:17:25so I won't be able to even open it, cocker.

0:17:25 > 0:17:28The connection's gone a bit funny so I'm going to use this as an excuse

0:17:28 > 0:17:30- to hang up on you.- You make me sick.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32See you, Ed. I'll see you at the wedding.

0:17:32 > 0:17:35Looks like you've got an extra guest to your wedding - Hacker T Dog.

0:17:35 > 0:17:36How do you feel about that?

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Uh, excited.- I'm really excited.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- It's going to be kind of weird, though.- Yeah.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43It's always kind of weird when Hacker's around.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48It's the morning of the wedding.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51And down at the farm, the barn has been transformed

0:17:51 > 0:17:54into a farmers' market, ready for some new produce.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56It really does FIELD good in here.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59And one wedding guest has turned up early.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01- You all right, cockers? - COWS MOO

0:18:01 > 0:18:03I thought it was a vegetable theme, this wedding -

0:18:03 > 0:18:05why are you lot dressed as cows?

0:18:05 > 0:18:07It stinks around here.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Ooh, Ed can't be far away! - HE LAUGHS

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oi, Hacker, at least I don't pong of meat paste.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15Stop messing about, you've got a wedding to get to.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Why are you standing around? You need to go and get changed.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21- Go on.- You promised I didn't have to dress up as a vegetable.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Oh, no, don't worry. I've got something special for you.

0:18:23 > 0:18:25What do you mean? Ed, Edward!

0:18:25 > 0:18:26JB, help me!

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Don't, you mustn't!

0:18:29 > 0:18:31As we get changed into our outfits...

0:18:31 > 0:18:35..at a top secret location, Mum and Dad are sprouting into theirs.

0:18:35 > 0:18:38And they haven't a clue what the girls have in store for them.

0:18:38 > 0:18:40It feels slightly bizarre.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41Well, slightly is...

0:18:43 > 0:18:45..an understatement.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48This isn't quite the wedding dress that I had in mind.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52It might not be a wonderful white wedding dress but you are rocking

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- the carrot look, Mum. - But how's Dad feeling about his?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59It feels maybe, it feels more like a Dalek, actually.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Exterminate?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03More like germinate, with that headgear.

0:19:03 > 0:19:05No idea. A Smurf?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08I feel like I'm almost hidden behind some sort of bell outfit.

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'm not quite sure what to think, really.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Our parents are completely clueless about their outfits.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18But back on the farm, someone is not happy.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20I'm livid. You've dressed me as a tomato.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23- Actually it's a fruit.- Is it?

0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Oh, all right.- At least you're not dressed as a sheep.

0:19:26 > 0:19:29Why am I dressed as a sheep exactly at a vegetable-themed wedding?

0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Cos it's a farm.- Guys, we don't have THYME for this.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Thyme's a herb, not a vegetable!

0:19:35 > 0:19:39I'm working with rank amateurs here.

0:19:39 > 0:19:40Just keep your eyes really tightly closed, Dad.

0:19:40 > 0:19:43It's time to plough on and spill the beans with what Mum and Dad

0:19:43 > 0:19:46are wearing on their big day.

0:19:46 > 0:19:49Let's hope they'll be happy with their outfits that the girls

0:19:49 > 0:19:51have hand-picked for them.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53How are we feeling, Mum and Dad?

0:19:53 > 0:19:56- Great.- Hah-hah-hah!

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Right, we're going to put you out of your misery. On the count of three -

0:19:59 > 0:20:01three, two...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03one. Open your eyes!

0:20:10 > 0:20:12So, do you DIG your outfits?

0:20:12 > 0:20:14Love it!

0:20:14 > 0:20:17This is brilliant. I quite like being a carrot, actually.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Mum and Dad love their giant vegetable outfits.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24But can they guess the theme?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26- Do you know what the theme is? - No idea.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29It's your vegetable-themed wedding.

0:20:29 > 0:20:30Hey!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34I hope you've got a good PEELING about this.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35- Hey!- I don't get it.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- Why did you pick this theme? - Like, hopefully, after the wedding,

0:20:39 > 0:20:41we won't have to eat so many vegetables.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43Not a chance, not a chance!

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Who's ready for some vegetable-related celebrations?

0:20:46 > 0:20:48CROWD CHEER

0:20:48 > 0:20:51With Mum and Dad loving the girls' choice of theme...

0:20:51 > 0:20:54It's time for the girls' stomach-churning entertainment.

0:20:56 > 0:21:00GAMESHOW HOST: It's that time of the week we've all been waiting for.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Don't pulp, and your parents might sulk.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04It's the Smoothie Challenge.

0:21:06 > 0:21:11And here's your host, JB Gill, and his sidekicks, Ed, the girls,

0:21:11 > 0:21:12and Hacker T Dog.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15It's the only show where,

0:21:15 > 0:21:18if you down in one, there's a wedding to be won.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Smoothie Challenge!

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Welcome to the Smoothie Challenge.

0:21:23 > 0:21:26You're each going to pick from this brown bag

0:21:26 > 0:21:29and then my assistants over here,

0:21:29 > 0:21:32they're going to pick the vegetables which are going to go into

0:21:32 > 0:21:33your blenders.

0:21:33 > 0:21:34Ladies first.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Number eight. - Let's introduce some kimchi.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43Ah.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47So, first into Mum's blender is a Korean favourite, kimchi,

0:21:47 > 0:21:51closely followed by teary onion and pongy garlic.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Love a bit of garlic.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56- A bit!- Get it all in.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59Oh, that will make one sickly smoothie.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02Dad, you're up.

0:22:04 > 0:22:05Number four.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09Here is the dynamic root vegetable,

0:22:09 > 0:22:10the ginger.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Dad's picked ginger...

0:22:14 > 0:22:17..carrot and fennel.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19I'll pop that in there for you.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22All making one tasty smoothie.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25He'll be glowing in the dark if he dares drink that hideous concoction.

0:22:26 > 0:22:27Time to find out.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Right then, Mum.- Right. - You won't be after we've finished.

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Let's get blending.

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Remember, to win the wedding, they have to drink it.

0:22:35 > 0:22:38- It's the climax of today's... ALL:- ..Smoothie Challenge.

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Care to do the honours, Dad?

0:22:43 > 0:22:45It's all right, I'll help you.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48- Dad's going in.- Get it all in!

0:22:48 > 0:22:50Go on. Stick it in.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Dad's munched his way through his.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56- How's that taste?- Ah, interesting.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00But will nutritionist Mum be as brave?

0:23:03 > 0:23:05How's that kimchi working for you?

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Yeah, it's great!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11They've only gone and done it!

0:23:11 > 0:23:15Well, what did you expect from our veggie-loving parents?

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Do you two think you deserve to get married now?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20- I think so. - What do you think, everyone?

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- ALL:- Yes!

0:23:22 > 0:23:24We're not kissing each other, though!

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Thanks for joining us.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27We'll see you next time on another...

0:23:29 > 0:23:31- ALL:- ..Smoothie Challenge. - Smoothie Challenge.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36After successfully eating their fellow vegetables...

0:23:36 > 0:23:39..all our loved-up carrot and broccoli need to do

0:23:39 > 0:23:42is get to market. I mean, their wedding.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Here it comes!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46And for this, Rosie and Bea have arranged

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- some truly tractorious wheels. - BEA GIGGLES

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Straight away, Mum's got a problem.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57How are we supposed to get in?

0:23:57 > 0:23:58But Bea's having none of it.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Jump on! Get in!

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Hurray!

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Safely onboard, and Mum doesn't seem to have a CARROT ALL!

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- You look very comfortable. - I'm very comfortable.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17Unlike Dad, who seems to be having more than just a bad hair day.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22I'll need a neck brace after I finish this.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Don't worry, Dad, your journey's at an end.

0:24:24 > 0:24:27And look! The whole veg patch has turned up to see you.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28EVERYONE CHEERS

0:24:28 > 0:24:30What a surprise!

0:24:31 > 0:24:32So now that we're all here,

0:24:32 > 0:24:36it's time for these two veg to bunch up and get married.

0:24:42 > 0:24:46Mike, I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage

0:24:46 > 0:24:47and as a token of my love.

0:24:49 > 0:24:51I promise to give you my love, friendship and support

0:24:51 > 0:24:53throughout our lives together.

0:24:55 > 0:24:59It now gives me very great pleasure to congratulate you

0:24:59 > 0:25:01on being husband and wife.

0:25:01 > 0:25:02Congratulations.

0:25:05 > 0:25:06That's it!

0:25:06 > 0:25:10After being together for 15 years, they finally tied the knot.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13And it's all because of Rosie and Bea.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16And now they're hitched, LETTUCE celebrate!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23And look what a fantastic job Rosie and Bea have done making their

0:25:23 > 0:25:25vegetable cake really come to life.

0:25:25 > 0:25:28But with all this veg about, it can be quite hard to spot.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30What have you done with it, Hacker?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Don't look at me, Petrie, I haven't had it.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34It's there!

0:25:34 > 0:25:38Oh, this is the cake? Cake identified.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40But do what our newlyweds make of it?

0:25:40 > 0:25:41- It's amazing.- It's incredible.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43And it's all edible.

0:25:43 > 0:25:46It looks awesome, but what does it taste like?

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Is it good?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Delicious.- Is it?

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Go on, Ed, cut into the parsnip bit.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Look at that! It's all cake.

0:25:57 > 0:26:01Whoa! Look at that!

0:26:01 > 0:26:02Now that everyone has eaten,

0:26:02 > 0:26:07Hacker gathers the guests for one final surprise.

0:26:07 > 0:26:08Now you are married,

0:26:08 > 0:26:12we need to have a group picture taken to remember the big day.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Say "Peas"!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16- ALL:- Peas!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Oh, that's one for the album.

0:26:23 > 0:26:24But, as the day draws to a close,

0:26:24 > 0:26:26what have Mum and Dad made of their wedding?

0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's been brilliant. I know I'm sitting here covered in mushy peas,

0:26:32 > 0:26:36but it's a day we will never forget, for sure.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Today was super-duper fun, wasn't it?

0:26:38 > 0:26:43Really duper-super-wuper-trooper fun.

0:26:44 > 0:26:46A very emotional day, very moving.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Seeing them run the show, basically.

0:26:48 > 0:26:51- But, yeah, fantastic. - They've done brilliantly.

0:26:51 > 0:26:52We are very proud.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56It feels amazing that they are now married, because, like,

0:26:56 > 0:26:59we organised it and so if we didn't organise it,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01it probably wouldn't have happened.

0:27:01 > 0:27:02Oh, so mushy.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05They might have planned this wedding

0:27:05 > 0:27:09to put me off giving them vegetables, but, not a chance.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11They're going to get five times as many now.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14- Starting with mushy peas. - Mushy peas every day.

0:27:14 > 0:27:18- BOTH:- Today has been absolutely broccolicious.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19Have you seen JB?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Well, he said something about a talking vegetable

0:27:21 > 0:27:24- being on the loose.- Urgh, I'm not falling for that again.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Talking vegetables! HACKER LAUGHS

0:27:26 > 0:27:28Yeah.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Leave me alone! I've got a wedding reception to go to!

0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Get back here!- I won't!

0:27:34 > 0:27:35I won't!