0:00:02 > 0:00:04ED: Up and down the country, parents are getting married
0:00:04 > 0:00:06in normal, traditional ceremonies.
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Normal weddings are quite...boring.
0:00:09 > 0:00:12- NAOMI:- But fear not, Britain, because we're fighting back.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Open your eyes!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Kids have set themselves the challenge of a lifetime...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Quiet on set!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21..to organise their parents' wedding...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Bring it on!
0:00:23 > 0:00:26..and to make it a day that no-one will ever forget.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28CHEERING
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Will they manage it?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I am quite nervous to plan it.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Will Mum and Dad like it?
0:00:33 > 0:00:36It could all go completely wrong.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38And will they finally say, "I do"?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40We're going to rock this wedding.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43ED & NAOMI: This is Marrying Mum And Dad.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54- Let's get down to business. - Let's get down to business.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57On today's show, we're down on the farm...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ooh! It whiffs around here.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02..with a fantastic four, who are planning on causing
0:01:02 > 0:01:03a right old stink.
0:01:03 > 0:01:04- ALL:- Ugh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07But will their plans hit the mark?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Or "welly" it be a resounding success?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13It's going to get really muddy.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Welcome to Marrying Mum And Dad, the only show that puts you
0:01:17 > 0:01:20in charge of planning your parents' wedding.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Yes, you really are responsible for sorting out one of the most
0:01:23 > 0:01:27important days of your mum and dad's whole life.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28So, what are we waiting for?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30We've only got a couple of weeks - better get cracking.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Today, we're in the north-east...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35..with four wedding planners, just chomping at the bit
0:01:35 > 0:01:38to sort out Mum and Dad's big day.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Meet eight-year-old Arnie.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44My mum and dad haven't got married yet because they haven't had time
0:01:44 > 0:01:46and I think they wanted us to do it.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50My mam and dad haven't got no idea what we've got planned for them.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53And his sister, Martha - but she's a bit young to help.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56But, fear not, because he's recruiting his three bestest buddies
0:01:56 > 0:01:58to lend a hand.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00And they are Coby...
0:02:01 > 0:02:02..Alfie...
0:02:03 > 0:02:04..and Will.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08But surely they're not going to be too mean?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11- ALL:- We're going to be mischief-makers.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oh.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Basically just torture them.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Ah.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19So, who are the unlucky parents who have drawn the short straw
0:02:19 > 0:02:21in letting these four plan their big day?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23We have Mum, Louise...
0:02:23 > 0:02:24I'm thinking, like, oh!
0:02:24 > 0:02:29When you see these four kids doing the wedding and they're all boys,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31like, nine-year-olds, you just think, I don't know.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34I really don't know what they're going come up with.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36..and Dad, Keith.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38I'm saying I'm excited, but, like, on the other hand,
0:02:38 > 0:02:40I'm thinking, oh, you know?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43What, what, what, what possibly could they think of?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I must admit, I haven't got a clue.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47I have not got a clue.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49OK, boys, give us a clue.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51It's going to be crazy.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55The things that we've got planned are dirt, soil...
0:02:55 > 0:02:58They're not going to see anything coming.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Sorry, lads, I've still no idea. You'll have to tell me.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- ALL:- We're talking about scarecrows!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12This wedding calls for someone with seriously green fingers,
0:03:12 > 0:03:14and, luckily, I know just the bloke.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Excuse me, we're planning a scarecrow-themed wedding and I just
0:03:17 > 0:03:19wondered if you might be able to help me, please?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Sorry, it's my day off.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oh, please, Mr Bloom!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25But, Naomi, I'm checking my stocks and shares, and I tell you,
0:03:25 > 0:03:28it's the right time to be investing in turnips.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31All right, I'll just have to do it myself, then, won't I?
0:03:31 > 0:03:32What do I know about scarecrows?
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Erm, if you check under their armpits,
0:03:35 > 0:03:36you can see if it might rain.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh, my days.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40All right, look, I'm going to have to help out here,
0:03:40 > 0:03:42otherwise this wedding's going to be a right disaster.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45But, first up, let me get some dry wellies, eh?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Arnie and his mates have already been hard at work
0:03:53 > 0:03:55planning Mum and Dad's wedding.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57So, it's time to give this dynamic foursome a hand
0:03:57 > 0:03:59and get this planning moving.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Cue the trusty Marrying Mum And Dad Mobile HQ.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07The perfect accompaniment for some serious scarecrow-based scheming.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Hey, boys, it's the Marrying Mum And Dad Plan Van.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Do you want to come in and get planning this wedding?
0:04:13 > 0:04:14- ALL:- Yeah.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Come on, then. Come and check out the van.- Whoa!- Wow!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Now we're all in, it's time to get planning.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21Well, let's get down to business.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Let's get down to business, shall we?- Yes.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27You have decided you want to have a scarecrow-themed wedding.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Why?- Cos me mum's got an allotment.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I was wondering if I could choose a theme which, like,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35had something to do with the allotment, so I asked Coby.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39He said maybe scarecrows, and I liked that idea.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41So, you're going to make Mum and Dad a scarecrow.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- Yeah.- A bride and groom scarecrow.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- Yeah.- Have you ever made a scarecrow before?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51I've made a papier-mache head for a scarecrow,
0:04:51 > 0:04:53but I never got the body finished.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- So not a, kind of, life-sized one made of straw and stuff?- No.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- So, we need somebody to help us make this scarecrow, don't we?- Yep.- Yep.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Luckily, I know an expert in this field.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09- Well, do you reckon this is the right place?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Arnie and Coby head off to meet Mr Bloom in a Yorkshire village
0:05:12 > 0:05:15that holds a scarecrow festival every August...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- CREAKING - Very squeaky gate.- That it is.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20..making it the perfect place to get some inspiration
0:05:20 > 0:05:22for Mum and Dad's outfits.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26All right, then, so here we are, lads, with Jenny. Hello, Jenny.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27Hello.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30So, we've got a scarecrow-themed wedding, haven't we?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32Do you think you could give us some ideas of how we might dress
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Mum and Dad for the wedding?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38We're going to start by stuffing some tights to make arms and legs.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Well, that's one way to give them a hand.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Shake a leg, Mr Bloom - we don't have long until the big day.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45But would being dressed as scarecrows be Mum and Dad's
0:05:45 > 0:05:47idea of wedding bliss?
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Or would it be the final straw?
0:05:49 > 0:05:50If I was choosing something to wear,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53I'd probably like something which is quite nice material,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57that felt nice and felt, kind of, pretty.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02I'm pretty sure this isn't what you had in mind, Mum.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04It hurts when you put your hand in.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Straw's very scratchy.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09Sometimes when we're making scarecrows, we use hay.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Do you?- Because it's a lot softer. - Yeah.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15But straw looks nice, because it's more traditionally...
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Unfortunately for Mum and Dad,
0:06:17 > 0:06:19they're going with traditional straw...
0:06:19 > 0:06:21..which will probably be the only traditional thing
0:06:21 > 0:06:22about this wedding.
0:06:22 > 0:06:26When we built the scarecrows, I thought it was really fun.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I got inspiration in quite a lot of ideas for making the scarecrows
0:06:30 > 0:06:32for Arnie's mum and dad's costumes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35So, what type of dancing moves is your dad going to be doing?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Scarecrow.- Scarecrow?- Er, yeah.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Oh, nicely done, Arnie.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Anything else?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Maybe would he do the robot?
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Eh, yeah.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45I'm not sure he'll be able to manage that,
0:06:45 > 0:06:46attached to a wooden pole.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50So, lads, has this given you some good ideas for the costume
0:06:50 > 0:06:51- for the wedding?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- Yeah?- Yeah, I like...- And with all the crazy bits of straw as well.
0:06:54 > 0:06:59Yeah, cos I like, like, when we put they, like, straw in their hat,
0:06:59 > 0:07:02then put it on his head, it looks like a real scarecrow.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03What about your mum?
0:07:03 > 0:07:08Erm, I like, like, the flowers, like how me mam's, like, holding them.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Tell you what, why don't we have a quick straw poll?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Lads, who do you think looks the fanciest?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Is it Mum or Dad?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15- Dad.- Dad.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- He's looking dapper, isn't he?- Yeah.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20And that's the inspiration for our outfits well and truly under way.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Or should that be under hay?
0:07:23 > 0:07:24No, under way.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30We know what Mum and Dad will be wearing,
0:07:30 > 0:07:32but how are the boys planning to get them to their wedding?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37So, have you had any thoughts on how Mum and Dad are going to arrive
0:07:37 > 0:07:38at this wedding?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43We were thinking a tractor, but, like, we thought, like,
0:07:43 > 0:07:44well, it's not really fun.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Then I thought of wheelbarrows.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48You what?
0:07:48 > 0:07:52Or, like, a shopping trolley that we could put them in.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54You're joking, right?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56So you want to dump them in something that you can push?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Wheelie bin.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59- Wheelie bin?- Yeah.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01What are these guys thinking?
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Let's hope this wedding doesn't end up being completely rubbish.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09These kids have definitely got it in for Mum and Dad.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11But what will be their perfect wedding wheels?
0:08:11 > 0:08:16So, for transport for my ideal wedding, I'd probably like a kind of
0:08:16 > 0:08:17quirky vintage car.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Well, it might be quirky and probably quite dirty.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Not to mention downright ridiculous.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Sorry, Mum.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Let's wheel in our wedding planners' idea of the perfect transport.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34But which one will they choose?
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Now, are we serious about maybe putting Mum and Dad
0:08:38 > 0:08:39in a wheelie bin?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Erm, maybe.- Maybe.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45Shall we see if it smells nice?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- ALL:- Eugh!- Poo-ee, that whiffs!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Oh, no!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53We can't do that to Mum and Dad.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- No.- No.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Option one is a has-bin.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59What about their second choice?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02All right, a shopping supermarket trolley.
0:09:02 > 0:09:04The wheels might get stuck on the grass.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05Yeah, that's true.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Wheels on shopping trolleys are notoriously difficult.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10- So, no to that.- No.- Yes.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13They'd definitely need to be off their trolley to choose that one.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15What about a wheelbarrow?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16I quite like the look of it this,
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- cos it goes pretty well with the theme...- It does.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23..and I can see, like, erm, I can see the hay in the bottom of the scarecrow,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26a bride and a groom scarecrow in it.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29I've got a feeling this is going to be wheelie good.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Yeah, very punny, Naomi.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34We'll barrow this to test it out.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40We've enlisted the help of a couple of professional wheelbarrow-racers
0:09:40 > 0:09:41to help them find out.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yes, there is such a thing.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48These guys wheelie are experts.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Can you stop saying wheelie?
0:09:49 > 0:09:51But it's wheelie funny.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Oh, give me strength.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56The boys are kitted up and ready to go.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Please do not try this at home.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Unless you also have professional wheelbarrow-racers with you.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- WHISTLE - Go!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04And they're off.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh, Will's taking a detour.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08He's going round in a circle. That was not the plan.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11When I tested out the wheelbarrow,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I thought it was going to, like, bump around side to side.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18It's just the best option to choose.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20With the wheelbarrows well and truly tested,
0:10:20 > 0:10:23do they think they've found the perfect wedding-day wheels?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26So, how are you feeling about this as your transport for Mum and Dad?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Pretty excited.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- You think it's a good idea?- Yeah.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32We're going with this for transport for the wedding. Decided.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Let's just hope our scarecrow bride and groom
0:10:34 > 0:10:36don't mind being pushed around.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Well, we'll soon find out.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41That is the transport pushed into line.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I'm wheelie excited.
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Oh, don't start that again.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51With the outfits and transport done,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53our kids turn their attention to the entertainment.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56And for this, our planners have one thing on their minds.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00We're just going to make them muddy and messy, all through the wedding.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Have you got some good ideas of how we're going to entertain everybody?
0:11:03 > 0:11:07What about, like, throwing, like, wellies, but, like, with mud and,
0:11:07 > 0:11:10like, wet mud in and, like, stuff in them?
0:11:10 > 0:11:11- Inside the wellies?- Yeah.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- See who can throw a welly the furthest?- Yeah.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15I think that's called welly-wanging. I've heard of that.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20What about we throw a boot with mud in, but it has, like, dirt and hay
0:11:20 > 0:11:22and it all flies out?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25So, we're going to throw boots filled with stuff, mucky stuff?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- Yeah, like beans.- Like... - Banana skins.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32I think it would be good if and they got bags of straw and started
0:11:32 > 0:11:36whacking each other, and the person who went down first was the loser.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38So, whacking each other with bags of straw,
0:11:38 > 0:11:42filling up welly boots full of yucky stuff and lobbing them?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44We just want to get them really muddy.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Sounds like a plan.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50So, we've arranged for Mr Bloom to meet Arnie and Coby at a local farm,
0:11:50 > 0:11:54where he's set up the guys' idea of wedding-day entertainment.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56First up, welly-wanging.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58And Mr Bloom sees himself as a bit of an expert.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59All right, then, lads.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02So, are you ready to learn a bit about welly-wanging?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03And so, for today,
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I'm going to be using this European 38, a UK size five.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10So, first thing to do is I'm going to roll the welly back like this...
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Roll welly back, right.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15..because that gives it a bit more of an aerodynamic path
0:12:15 > 0:12:17as it goes down the far end of the field.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- Then you've got to make sure your limbered up...- Limber up, yep.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22..cos you don't want to pull anything. So then, I'm going to slip
0:12:22 > 0:12:26my hand into the welly here, all right, I'm going to wind up...
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Wind up, very important.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31OK, and most important thing to do is when you let the welly go,
0:12:31 > 0:12:36when you release, you need to release with the whole voice, all right?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Whole voice. Ahem.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Let out your welly-wanging cry.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Yargh!- That's right.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42That might be yours, Coby.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I've got my own, and Arnie, no doubt you'll find your own
0:12:45 > 0:12:46in due course.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Aggghhhhhh!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50What was that?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Just practising my cry.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- FANFARE - Here we go.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55He's a self-confessed expert welly-wanger,
0:12:55 > 0:12:57but will he deliver an impressive throw?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Haie-yah-yay!
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Oh, it's good.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's very good.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04CROWD ROARS
0:13:04 > 0:13:07That puts him at the top of the leaderboard. Such a strong start.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11How will the boys compare?
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Select your wellies.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Arnie, stepping into position.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Hey, nice one, Arnie.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20That's it, make sure you warm up proper.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Don't forget your battle cry.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Does he have the technique and ability to become the next
0:13:24 > 0:13:26welly-wanging champion?
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Go on, then!
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Hey-argh!
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Oh, it's a nice, clean throw. - And he's down!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35A strong cry and a throw so big he hit the ground.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36But was it enough?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38CROWD ROARS
0:13:38 > 0:13:41No, it wasn't! Mr Bloom keeps top spot.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Here's Coby, yet another newcomer to the sport.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- Now, tell me are you feeling confident?- Hurgh! Yeah!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Oh, he's taking this very seriously.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51All right, go on, then. Give it some.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52He's forgotten his battle cry.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Oh!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56CROWD ROARS
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Let's take a look at that again.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00It's a disheartening wang from Coby.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03BUZZER An out-of-bounds throw leaves him disqualified.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09But, can he redeem himself in the next event, the greasy pole?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13All right, then, lads. So, here we are. It's the greasy pole.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Now, I want a clean fight from both of you. Can you shake hands?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Come on, gentlemen's rules here.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Your weapons are going to consist of two bags of straw.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24So, are you ready?
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Yeah.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28In three, two, one, fight!
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Come on!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I actually enjoyed the, erm, the entertainment,
0:14:35 > 0:14:36cos I thought it was quite funny.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Oh, one to the torso.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Two to the torso.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44You really want to win, but then, if you lose, that'll still be funny.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48Coby's been relentless, and Arnie's got a fit of the giggles.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53When I knocked Arnie off the greasy pole, it just felt funny for Arnie
0:14:53 > 0:14:57and for me, because it's, kind of, one of them funny competitive games.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01And there he is, the winner, the champ.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Well done. Well done, Arnie. - You know what?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06The boys are definitely heading for pole position
0:15:06 > 0:15:08with their wedding plans.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10That's the entertainment - a real hit.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Next on the agenda, the boys need to find a suitable venue.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19Hopefully, it won't cost an arm and a leg.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Have you all had any thoughts about what sort of venue
0:15:21 > 0:15:22might suit your theme?
0:15:22 > 0:15:27Erm, yes. We were thinking about maybe, like, a farm and, like,
0:15:27 > 0:15:32fields. So, like, large spaces where we can have lots of scarecrows.
0:15:32 > 0:15:35Sounds spot on. Shall we see what we can find?
0:15:35 > 0:15:39Time to hit the internet, and they strike it lucky straight away.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Tractors, hay bales, green fields...
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Yeah, I mostly like tractors.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- So, are we thinking this looks like a good place?- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Do you think we should go and check it out and investigate it?- Yeah.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- Shall we go now? - Yeah!- Let's go now. Come on!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I've got a good fielding about this.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57This farm certainly looks scarecrow-friendly,
0:15:57 > 0:16:00and that's not the only thing that's grabbed the boys' attention.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Ooh, right. So, what do we think of in here?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Erm, nice.- Ooh.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Could this be a good place to get them married?
0:16:07 > 0:16:08- Yeah.- In a barn!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12When I first saw the barn, I quite liked it, because it gave that,
0:16:12 > 0:16:13like, scarecrow theme.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17We'll need the hay, because we'll need some of it for the scarecrows.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- You wanted hay bales - you've got hay bales.- Yeah.
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- You wanted a tractor.- Got a tractor. - You've got a tractor.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24And also, what have we got?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- The roof.- Which is very convenient, should it rain.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31I think we'll just have to hope that the birds don't twig that there are
0:16:31 > 0:16:34- lots of scarecrows off their posts in here.- Yeah.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Let's hope they are not on Twitter!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39What a tweet that would be!
0:16:39 > 0:16:43So, the barn was definitely outstanding in its field.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46But, do Mum and Dad have a specific wedding venue in mind?
0:16:46 > 0:16:51Ideal wedding, mountains is a great sort of, erm...they excite me.
0:16:51 > 0:16:54So do quaint little churches. You know? Yeah, fantastic.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58It might be fantastic for you, Dad,
0:16:58 > 0:17:01but our wedding planners have other ideas.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03The venue is a barn-storming success for the lads.
0:17:06 > 0:17:07With the planning almost done,
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Arnie and Colby turn their attention to the final element of the wedding,
0:17:11 > 0:17:12the cake.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18All right then, lads, so a very important part of a wedding
0:17:18 > 0:17:21is the cake, so let's get down to brass tacks. What were you thinking?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I was thinking a field tray-bake for the cake.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Oh, right. OK. So it's going to be long and flat.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28- Yeah.- Yeah. Like a field and...
0:17:28 > 0:17:31And then, like, little scarecrows in the middle.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32What's it going to be made of?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- Because it's not going to be grass and mud, is it?- Chocolate.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38The ground would, like, be chocolate and the grass would be, like...
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Chocolate sponge and then the grass would be like...
0:17:41 > 0:17:42You could have green icing for the grass.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Like, little green flakes of chocolate.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- I'm going to be honest, cakes aren't my forte.- Yeah.
0:17:47 > 0:17:48Don't know much about making them.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51I can grow things, but not very good at baking. So...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I'm good at eating them but not, like, making them.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Are you? Well, that doesn't surprise me.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Calm down, Arnie, we've got to get it made first.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Time to give our local cake-maker a call to see if they can lend a hand.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03- ON PHONE:- Hello?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06We're calling from Marrying Mum And Dad and we were wondering
0:18:06 > 0:18:10if we could have, like, a scarecrow-themed cake.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12OK, that's no problem.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- And anything else?- Er, like, er, like, farm, like, house?
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Like, hay bales and, like, chocolate for mud. Like...
0:18:21 > 0:18:23- COBY:- Like a farm barn. - That shouldn't be a problem.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Good job.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26- All right. Well, thank you very much.- Thank you.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28No problem, thank you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Well, team, that's a good job. Well done.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32We've got the catering sorted, we've got a cake,
0:18:32 > 0:18:34let's see your power grabs.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36That's it, the planning is done -
0:18:36 > 0:18:38and what a tasty way to finish.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40From welly good entertainment...
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I want a clean fight from both of you.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47To two-wheeled transport.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52This is going to be the best wedding ever.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Yeah, I think it is as well.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Because, like, this week, this one's going to be really special.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00And it's going to get really muddy.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03These guys may well scare Mum and Dad with their plans.
0:19:03 > 0:19:07But, as the big day draws nearer, are Mum and Dad clutching at straws?
0:19:07 > 0:19:10As it's getting closer and closer and closer...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- Now it's dawning on you. - Yeah...phew.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17MOOING
0:19:17 > 0:19:22The wedding day is here and as the venue gets ready, so do Mum and Dad.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26I guess I feel super-excited.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Because I've no idea. There's something on my nose,
0:19:28 > 0:19:31it's not quite in fitting with what's going on in my head.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34I feel like I've got a tiger on my nose.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Like...or a bee.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Ah, a bee It could be a bee.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You couldn't be more wrong, Mum.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Nervously excited, yeah.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45My, my stomach's just starting to...
0:19:46 > 0:19:47..rumble now.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49You should have had some breakfast.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52Yeah, crazy. This is bizarre. This is just bizarre.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Am I a straw doll?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Do they have straw dolls?
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Looks like Mum and Dad are still completely in the dark
0:19:58 > 0:20:00about our wedding planners' theme.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03And they aren't the only ones who've undergone a transformation.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Presenting Crowella De Ville, queen of the crows,
0:20:08 > 0:20:10and her mischievous subjects, Arnie, Alfie, Coby and William.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Caw, caw! What do you think of your outfits, then, boys?
0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Good!- Are you ready to ruffle a few feathers?- Yeah.
0:20:20 > 0:20:24Ha-ha! Yeah, let's give Mum and Dad a day they will never forget.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25THEY ALL CAW
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Even Mr Bloom might have his work cut out
0:20:27 > 0:20:29with this rowdy bunch on the loose.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32But, luckily for him, we've got several scarecrows to lend a hand.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Including Mum and Dad, our very own scarecrow bride and groom.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40There's a lot at stake, but it's now time for Mum and Dad
0:20:40 > 0:20:41to see what they're wearing.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46So, how are you feeling, Mum and Dad?
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Very apprehensive.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49And you ready to see what you're actually wearing?
0:20:49 > 0:20:52On the count of three, you can open your eyes.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53Everybody ready?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56ALL: Three, two, one...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Oh, wow!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08That's great!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Any guesses what the theme could possibly be?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14Combine harvester.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17No, the theme is scarecrows.
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Yeah!
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Since you're quite dozy...
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Fantastic!- Thank you. - Oh, wow.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25It's wonderful. Absolutely.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Yeah.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Thank you.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31With the theme not scaring them off,
0:21:31 > 0:21:34it's time for a Mum and Dad to get to grips with their
0:21:34 > 0:21:36wedding-day transport.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Caw, caw!
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Scarecrow bride, scarecrow groom,
0:21:40 > 0:21:43it's time to introduce you to your wedding-day wheels.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44BANJO MUSIC
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Now, as you can see, we haven't scrimped it here.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55No, we've got the very latest in hand-propelled, load-distributing,
0:21:55 > 0:21:57hi-tech agricultural hardware.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59So, hop in, come on.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01All right, come on. That's it.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02You going to come in here, Mother?
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Don't worry, Mum, at least it's not a wheelie bin.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Or a shopping trolley.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09In fact, I reckon they've got off pretty lightly,
0:22:09 > 0:22:10all things considered.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Up we go.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15- Come on.- Let's get you down.
0:22:16 > 0:22:17Dad's having a wheel of a time!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21We don't want Mum and Dad falling out now, do we,
0:22:21 > 0:22:22on their wedding day?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Yeah, we don't want you ruining your lovely outfits
0:22:24 > 0:22:26and getting them all muddy.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Well, not yet, anyway!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29But before they can be joined in matrimony,
0:22:29 > 0:22:32certain scarecrow traditions must be solemnly observed.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Hang on, what are these mischievous crows up to?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Well, they did say they had some mucky surprises up their sleeves.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41It's going to get really muddy.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44This should spice things up a bit.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46This can only mean one thing.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Welly-wanging time.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Mum and Dad, prepare to wang your welly.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57So, first to enter the arena, we have Dad.
0:22:57 > 0:23:01All right, Dad, can you please select the welly you will wang?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Ooh, he's gone for a size 13, everybody.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09So, crows, over to you.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Are you ready?
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Are you steady?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13Wang your welly!
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Obvious newcomer, facing the wrong way.
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Interesting approach from Dad - and not a very good one at that.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23A fine technique with a messy finish.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25And now, welcome our next contestant.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27It's Mum!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Tough crowd for Mum.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31So, Mum, please choose your welly.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- I'll go with this one. - You can try them out.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38They're all a bit smelly.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42All heavy, all smelly and it's all our fault.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44- Now, Mum, are you ready to wang your welly?- Yeah.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45All right, everybody.
0:23:45 > 0:23:49Let's wish her all the best, and, crows, over to you.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- You ready?- Are you steady?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Wang your welly!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54CHEERS
0:23:54 > 0:23:57She's gone for the classic spin, but is it good enough?
0:23:57 > 0:23:58A whole ten metres.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01So, we have our winner!
0:24:02 > 0:24:06A boot-iful throw has secured the win for Mum, but what's her prize?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Let's head to the greasy pole to find out.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Now, what could be more romantic on your wedding day
0:24:14 > 0:24:17than sitting on a pole and hitting each other with two bags of straw.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19So, there you are, Mum, that's yours.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Dad, there's your weapon of choice.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23As wanger extraordinaire,
0:24:23 > 0:24:27it's your special prize to land the first blow on Dad.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31There you are, Mum - some stylish goggles. Some for you, too, Dad.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I'm not giving too much away.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Yeah, get those goggles on, as my little crow army has one more
0:24:36 > 0:24:38muddy surprise up their sleeves.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Three, two, one...!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44How greasy is that pole?
0:24:44 > 0:24:46They're both off and it looks like things are about
0:24:46 > 0:24:48to get really messy.
0:24:51 > 0:24:57Well, I'm not sure who won there, but I think it were a clean draw.
0:24:57 > 0:25:03So, in true scarecrow tradition, and I think it's time we had a wedding!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06So far, it's been all about getting Mum and Dad thoroughly muddied.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10But there's no more mucking around.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11SOFT COUNTRY MUSIC
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Because now, it's time to get them married.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I, Keith, have taken you, Louise, to be my wife.
0:25:19 > 0:25:24May our home be forever filled with peace, happiness and love.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28Keith, I accept this ring as a symbol of our marriage...
0:25:28 > 0:25:31..as a symbol of our marriage and as a token of my love.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35It now gives me very great pleasure to congratulate you
0:25:35 > 0:25:38on being a husband and wife. Congratulations!
0:25:38 > 0:25:39CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Stone the crows! After 13 years,
0:25:41 > 0:25:45Mum and Dad are now finally scarecrow husband and wife.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48And it's all down to Arnie and his mates' hard work.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51And with the formalities behind them,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54it's time for everyone to enjoy a nice slice of cake.
0:25:55 > 0:25:59Ladies and gentlemen, scarecrows and scarecrowesses,
0:25:59 > 0:26:02may we proudly present William, Coby, Alfie and Arnie's
0:26:02 > 0:26:06amazing muddy chocolate scarecrow wedding cake.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:26:10 > 0:26:12And instead of the traditional wedding knife,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15you have some garden tools to cut it with.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Would you like to cut your cake?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Right.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21Who wants some cake?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26It looks like this cake will be getting everyone stuffed.
0:26:28 > 0:26:29And as the day draws to close,
0:26:29 > 0:26:33has it been as ex-straw-dinary as Mum and Dad hoped?
0:26:33 > 0:26:36The day has been absolutely unbelievable.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38I never thought I'd get so emotional.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Absolutely fantastic.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46Our day has been the most amazing unforgettable,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49scary, exciting,
0:26:49 > 0:26:52funny, competitive day.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Mum and Dad have loved it, but what about our flock of crows?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57The wedding went really fun.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Really good.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03Cos I really enjoyed it and I thought it was really exciting.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience
0:27:05 > 0:27:07and you don't get to do it many times.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12I think that we're all proud of other, because every one of us has
0:27:12 > 0:27:16a talent or a skill and I think we're the best.
0:27:16 > 0:27:19- ALL:- Great wedding, great wedding.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22- A day to remember, ah, never to forget.- Never to forget.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24Never to forget, no. Fantastic.
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Well, I reckon that were a fantastic scarecrow-themed wedding.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32Alfie, Arnie, Corby, and William, they really pulled a blinder.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Yeah, it was caw-caw-cawsome!
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Yeah, yeah. The only thing is, I swear I saved a piece of cake
0:27:38 > 0:27:41to have with my cup of tea and now it's...
0:27:41 > 0:27:43Hey! Hello, that were mine!
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- MUFFLED:- I don't know what you're talking about.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48Well, I think I do. Come on, off with you, you mingy bird.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Off you go. I'll put you in a pie if I catch you!
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Come on. Get back to your nest before I do!