Marrying Mum and Dad's Most Outrageous Moments

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03For years, Marrying Mum And Dad

0:00:03 > 0:00:06has been helping you guys get your parents hitched.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10And one thing we've learnt is our wedding planners are really good

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- at getting their own back.- Yeah! - CHEERING

0:00:13 > 0:00:14And it's not just the kids,

0:00:14 > 0:00:18their guests and us that have enjoyed watching parents suffering.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20It's everyone watching the show, too.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23- Groovy, baby, yeah!- With the help of some of our biggest fans...

0:00:23 > 0:00:25..that you may recognise...

0:00:25 > 0:00:28..we're raiding the Marrying Mum And Dad vaults to bring you...

0:00:28 > 0:00:31All fun and chaos and daft costumes.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33That's right! It's Marrying Mum And Dad's...

0:00:33 > 0:00:35BOTH: ..Most Outrageous Moments.

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Absolutely anything can happen at a Marrying Mum And Dad wedding

0:00:41 > 0:00:43and in this look at the most outrageous moments...

0:00:43 > 0:00:45SHE SCREAMS

0:00:45 > 0:00:47We made a right pig's ear of this one!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49LAUGHTER

0:00:49 > 0:00:51We start off with one mum, Julie,

0:00:51 > 0:00:55whose marriage day make-up left her trying to guess exactly who she was.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00So, let me set the scene - it's your wedding day,

0:01:00 > 0:01:02you've been with your partner for years,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05you cannot wait for the best day of your life.

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Your kids have got the choice

0:01:06 > 0:01:09of what to dress you as - and what do they put you in?

0:01:09 > 0:01:12A big, green, scaly alien costume. Brilliant!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15This intergalactic transformation took hours in the make-up chair

0:01:15 > 0:01:18and tonnes of prosthetics.

0:01:18 > 0:01:19While all the time,

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Julie was completely in the dark about her alien alteration.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24She's got green stuff on her face there.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26There was green stuff there...

0:01:26 > 0:01:28What are you hoping Julie might be looking like today?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30I hope I'll recognise her.

0:01:30 > 0:01:31That would be good.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33And then round the lips, there was green stuff stuck on -

0:01:33 > 0:01:36and then, right round the eyes, there were some green bits on.

0:01:36 > 0:01:38She was covered in green stuff!

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I can't believe... I've never seen anything like it!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43What have the kids done?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46They've turned you into a slimy, scaly, green alieny thingy, Mum.

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Everyone's perfect wedding day look.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51But when it came to the reveal,

0:01:51 > 0:01:55nobody had any idea how Julie would react when faced with...

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Well, her brand-new face.

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Three, two, one!

0:02:01 > 0:02:04- LAUGHTER - Oh, my God.

0:02:04 > 0:02:05They were aghast!

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Happy wedding day, Mum and Mum.

0:02:08 > 0:02:09What do you think of that for a theme?

0:02:09 > 0:02:10There's just a moment,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13there's a moment where you can see in Amanda's eyes,

0:02:13 > 0:02:14she's like, "I cannot marry this thing."

0:02:14 > 0:02:17"Whatever it is, it needs to be quarantined

0:02:17 > 0:02:19"and possibly studied by the government,

0:02:19 > 0:02:20"but I'm not marrying it."

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Why on earth have we let

0:02:23 > 0:02:24our kids plan our wedding?

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Why have they chosen this?

0:02:26 > 0:02:27What have we done to deserve this?

0:02:29 > 0:02:30My wife's a lizard now,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32but we're on TV, so we've got to just keep going.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Those were definitely tears of joy from Julie.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38But it just goes to show that human-sized lizards

0:02:38 > 0:02:41- have feelings, too. - I wonder if it's Doctor Who.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Here's my immediate issue with this, right?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Mum Julie is dressed as this Madame Vastra,

0:02:46 > 0:02:50this Doctor Who, scaly, lizardy alien-themed...

0:02:50 > 0:02:54And then, Mum Amanda has just got a waistcoat on, all right?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57There is a disparity there in the costumes which, if I was Julie,

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'd felt like I'd been sent up the river.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03- Are you happy to kiss me? - And let's face it, guys,

0:03:03 > 0:03:08who wouldn't want to get hitched to that kind of gorgeous green machine?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Give us a kiss! - I thought it was quite funny

0:03:10 > 0:03:12to see that the kids were almost repulsed

0:03:12 > 0:03:14by the look of their mum when she tried to give them a kiss,

0:03:14 > 0:03:15when she had all the prosthetics on.

0:03:15 > 0:03:18If that was my mum, she's still my mum,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20I still love her, so...she can give me a kiss.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Did you see the state of Ed Petrie dressed as a Cyberman?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28He looked like the Tin Man on a budget, didn't he?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30And Naomi Wilkinson as a Weeping Angel.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31CHEERING

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Oh, she's an angel to me, cocker, that one.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37It would've been good to see if one of them was a Dalek,

0:03:37 > 0:03:40but obviously, probably, if there were any steps, sort of...

0:03:40 > 0:03:42No, Daleks can hover now, so it's fine, actually.

0:03:42 > 0:03:44- That would've been fine. - Exterminate!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Do you know, I'm really scared of Daleks?

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Are you?- Like, I've always been really scared.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Exterminate!- No, hey, stop it! - Did that get you?

0:03:50 > 0:03:54Everyone knows that the kiss on the wedding day is a big deal.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58On this wedding day, it was a big deal for the wrong reasons.

0:03:58 > 0:04:01I declare you are partners for life.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04If I was Amanda, though, I'd be a bit like,

0:04:04 > 0:04:06"Do you want to kiss the bride?" Mm, maybe later.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Maybe not.- Maybe another day. - Maybe a high five.

0:04:08 > 0:04:11- Maybe another day, yeah.- Let's have a high five, how about that?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Just with the priest. - You may high-five the bride.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18NAOMI: Well, if you think getting married as a lizard green alien

0:04:18 > 0:04:19was outrageous...

0:04:19 > 0:04:22..our next wedding will absolutely take your breath away.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Quite literally.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29As a theme, Robin Hood reminds me of, you know,

0:04:29 > 0:04:31the woods, and gold,

0:04:31 > 0:04:34and so the kids sort of decided to initially fire

0:04:34 > 0:04:37their parents out of a catapult.

0:04:37 > 0:04:41Neither woods, or gold. Just pure... Just pain.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43MUSIC WARPS AND STOPS

0:04:43 > 0:04:44But for this modern-day slingshot,

0:04:44 > 0:04:47they planned something that would have any bride and groom

0:04:47 > 0:04:51reaching for the sick bags rather than feeling all loved up.

0:04:51 > 0:04:52Oh...

0:04:52 > 0:04:54HE LAUGHS

0:04:54 > 0:04:57I don't know why Mum and Dad were getting so scared about all of that.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59That looked so fun. I'd love to do it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01Yep, nothing says fun to me

0:05:01 > 0:05:05quite like being shot into the air like human cannonballs.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09I think letting your kids plan your wedding

0:05:09 > 0:05:11may have well and truly backfired, Mum.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12I think the boys will be doing it.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15I don't... Surely it isn't... Surely it's not.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- "That'll be for the kids." - "That'll be for the kids," yeah.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20I was thinking, "Have you ever watched Marrying Mum And Dad?"

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I think the bungee launch is for us.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Yes, the bungee looks horrifying.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27But not as horrifying as Ed's facial hair.

0:05:27 > 0:05:28What's going on there?

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Ed Petrie was the Sheriff of Nottingham.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35It was perfect for him because he's always trying to penny-pinch,

0:05:35 > 0:05:37isn't he, old Ed?

0:05:37 > 0:05:38He's a disgrace, that man.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41He'd never make a proper sheriff. He hasn't got the legs for it.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Curses.- Look, Ed, they don't need to walk the walk.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47They just need to take the plungee with the bungee.

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Yep, there was no going back for this bride and groom.

0:05:49 > 0:05:52- Good luck, guys. - Thank you very much.

0:05:52 > 0:05:55I would say good luck, but frankly, I couldn't care less.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Parents' philosophy is that the kid should always face their fears

0:05:57 > 0:05:59but they definitely regretted it

0:05:59 > 0:06:01when they were launched into the air at ridiculous speeds.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03I think they immediately regretted

0:06:03 > 0:06:06ever introducing the motto "face your fears" into the family.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09There should be a new motto - get rid of "face your fears"

0:06:09 > 0:06:11and just have, "Run, run away,

0:06:11 > 0:06:13"run away from the things that scare you."

0:06:13 > 0:06:16The timing of the reverse bungee jump was absolutely perfect.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17You couldn't write that.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19How do we know when...?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Like, during mid-sentence, which I think is absolutely brilliant.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25It's the way you'd want to get them but probably couldn't plan for.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26How do we know when...?

0:06:26 > 0:06:29So when Mum and Dad said, "Let us know before it..."

0:06:29 > 0:06:31And they got twanged off!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34He vomited all over the place.

0:06:37 > 0:06:38- What was that? - OFF-CAMERA CHATTER

0:06:38 > 0:06:42No, he didn't. There was no vomit involved at all.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Disappointing, that...

0:06:44 > 0:06:48I think the intention was to scare them and get their own back,

0:06:48 > 0:06:51but then they ended up having a good time.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- What do you think of that, then? - Well, that was brilliant.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I don't know how to describe it - it was scary, but fun.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59SHE SCREAMS

0:07:00 > 0:07:03What a lovely wedding day. And all your evil plans,

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Sheriff of Nottingham, they were all scuppered.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, there's one thing that's gone exactly according to plan,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Friar Tuck. - Oh, yes? And what's that?

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Trapping you inside my catapult devise.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16HE LAUGHS EVILLY

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Yeah, but you're in it, too.

0:07:19 > 0:07:22Oh! Haven't thought this through.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25That wedding day transport

0:07:25 > 0:07:28definitely flung up some surprises for Mum and Dad.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29But for our next outrageous wedding,

0:07:29 > 0:07:33the plan was to take their parents literally out of this world.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36This one is a great one

0:07:36 > 0:07:40because Mum and Mum were expecting a farm-themed wedding.

0:07:40 > 0:07:43Simple little farm theme, they thought.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45That would have been nice and quaint, wouldn't it, cocker?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48No - it was a UFO-themed wedding.

0:07:50 > 0:07:52So there's Ed trying to make like

0:07:52 > 0:07:54it's all going to be a farmer's wedding.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55He's dressed as a cow.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57So, can you guess the theme?

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Weird udders - what's that all about?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01And he starts making cow jokes.

0:08:01 > 0:08:02How DAIRY!

0:08:02 > 0:08:03Stop MILKING it, Ed!

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Shall we get moo-ving?

0:08:05 > 0:08:07At the start, Tor and Jackie

0:08:07 > 0:08:09were beaming happiness over their fake theme.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11But little did they know

0:08:11 > 0:08:14the plan was to beam them onto an alien spaceship.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I think they liked the farm wedding.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18I think they were really happy with what they got, do you not?

0:08:18 > 0:08:22- I think they seemed almost surprised that it was so tame.- Tame, yeah.

0:08:22 > 0:08:25I think they seemed like, "Oh, it's just a farm wedding.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26"I wasn't expecting that."

0:08:26 > 0:08:28So I almost did sense a bit of disappointment.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Like, the mums almost wanted a bit of jeopardy,

0:08:30 > 0:08:34like they wanted it to be a little bit more wacky.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35Unbeknown to them,

0:08:35 > 0:08:38their lovely tractor ride was about to be interrupted by

0:08:38 > 0:08:42a close encounter with an actual extra-terrestrial tractor beam.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45What do they see? A crashed UFO.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47That's not the scariest thing, though.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Have you seen all the steam?

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Someone's left the kettle to boil.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Is there anything in there?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Naomi in the UFO!

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I'm still trying to figure out how her face was there in the window

0:08:59 > 0:09:02and then her tentacle was just the complete other side of the UFO!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Naomi's found the role of a lifetime,

0:09:05 > 0:09:08playing an alien that doesn't speak English.

0:09:08 > 0:09:09She absolutely lives and breathes it.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11I think she played it beautifully.

0:09:11 > 0:09:12You know, she spoke in it,

0:09:12 > 0:09:13she learned the language,

0:09:13 > 0:09:16a complete alien language, she learnt off by heart.

0:09:16 > 0:09:17She called the spaceship Mummy.

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Slightly strange, but very believable!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22I think Naomi's impression of an alien,

0:09:22 > 0:09:24even though I've never met one myself,

0:09:24 > 0:09:26I think it was pretty accurate.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28And these daft tentacle arm things,

0:09:28 > 0:09:31covered in suckers all the way down them.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33All suckers and no trousers, that one.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I've always said it!

0:09:35 > 0:09:40The special effects in this episode were low, low quality.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42What's that in the sky?!

0:09:42 > 0:09:43ALL SCREAM

0:09:46 > 0:09:50Who doesn't want to, like, hang out in a space ship? That's well fun.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53And the second reveal of their costumes, it went to town.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57So when they finally do the real reveal, it's just brilliant.

0:09:57 > 0:10:01They're all dressed in their shiny, alieny space suits.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Look, I give that a nine out of TEN-tacle!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Mum and Mum's outfits were completely out of this world.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Yeah! Quite literally.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13But if you think that outrageous moment had the parents in a spin,

0:10:13 > 0:10:17you won't believe what's next - it's spook-tacular.

0:10:17 > 0:10:22Welcome to one of the most haunted houses in Britain, Mum and Dad!

0:10:22 > 0:10:24The kids prepared a haunted house theme wedding,

0:10:24 > 0:10:27which contained a haunted house, obviously.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29No lights. Complete darkness.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31Absolutely horrible. And spiders.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34The three things that make a real magical wedding.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Come inside.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37If you can stomach it!

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Just think about the emotions you want to feel at a wedding.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42You want to feel love and friendship and family.

0:10:42 > 0:10:43You don't want to feel scared.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46These wedding planners had a ghastly task for dad Kerry,

0:10:46 > 0:10:49before they could become "newly webs".

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Involving eight legs and two fangs.

0:10:51 > 0:10:55There's a little something you have to do.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57You'll have to retrieve the rings...

0:10:57 > 0:11:00..from the creepy cellar.

0:11:00 > 0:11:04Just, like, worst nightmare, plus worst nightmare, put together,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06which doesn't equal something very good.

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Dad, how are you with spiders?

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Not very good.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16What is there to like about spiders?

0:11:16 > 0:11:19Especially the big ones, and they're furry, and...

0:11:19 > 0:11:20No, I don't even want to think about it!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I'm sorry you have to go down there alone, Dad,

0:11:23 > 0:11:24but there's just no way around it.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26It's what your children want.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Thanks, guys!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30I think they were slightly cruel for this one.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32But personally just because I don't like spiders.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34There was a spider in my room the other day and I haven't been...

0:11:34 > 0:11:37I've moved house now. So...it was very cruel.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39It's pretty dark down here.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Pretty scary!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47I haven't got to put my hands in there, have I?

0:11:47 > 0:11:49The real stars of the show were the spiders.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Troopers. They just carried on and there were hands...

0:11:51 > 0:11:54There was a wedding ring in their house. They weren't even invited.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56You're cruel, you guys, really, really cruel.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Do you know what, that I've heard

0:11:57 > 0:12:00that you eat about eight spiders a year when you're sleeping.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03They just come up to your mouth and start drinking from your spittle and

0:12:03 > 0:12:05fall in, so you accidentally eat them, cocker.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Go on, Dad!

0:12:07 > 0:12:11For such a scary challenge, Dad got away quite lightly.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14- Oh!- Because none of the spiders came... It was quite an easy one.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17He just popped his hand in and got it out, which makes me think

0:12:17 > 0:12:19perhaps even the spiders were scared of the dark.

0:12:19 > 0:12:20Don't move.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Oh, yes, he's got it, he's got it, he's got it!

0:12:22 > 0:12:25You know when you're scared of spiders and your parents say to you,

0:12:25 > 0:12:28"They're more scared of you than you are of them," and you're like,

0:12:28 > 0:12:30"What a load of rubbish, because I'm well scared."

0:12:30 > 0:12:33I think those spiders were actually more scared of him because he was

0:12:33 > 0:12:35- dressed as Dracula.- Yeah, which he did look quite frightening.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37I'm shaking here. The things you do for love.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39"The things you do for love."

0:12:39 > 0:12:41Like, that just sums up Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43- That's it. Yeah, that is it.- Yes!

0:12:45 > 0:12:46I don't know if it's worth it, though.

0:12:46 > 0:12:49Don't know if love's quite worth spiders on your hand.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50Can't believe I've just done that.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54I was actually shaking there now as well.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58No-one likes a haunted house, do they?

0:12:58 > 0:13:01ALL GROAN AND GROWL

0:13:02 > 0:13:04I mean, let's be honest, though,

0:13:04 > 0:13:07the scariest thing about the whole wedding was Ed's acting, wasn't it?

0:13:07 > 0:13:10- It was terrifying. - You may regret that!

0:13:10 > 0:13:12You know, it's Marrying Mum And Dad,

0:13:12 > 0:13:15wedding themes aren't your normal wedding themes.

0:13:15 > 0:13:16But if you think retrieving rings

0:13:16 > 0:13:19from spider-infested tanks was outrageous,

0:13:19 > 0:13:21then you're going to love this next one.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22So what are we waiting for?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Come on! Make it snappy!

0:13:26 > 0:13:29So, one of my favourite ones is where the kids decided to do an

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Egyptian-themed wedding, which was brilliant,

0:13:31 > 0:13:33because when you go to a wedding,

0:13:33 > 0:13:35who doesn't want to have a PHARAOHED time?

0:13:36 > 0:13:39If this newly crowned Pharaoh and his Queen of Sheba thought their

0:13:39 > 0:13:41wedding day was going to be plain sailing,

0:13:41 > 0:13:44they should SPHINX again!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47You both have to retrieve your rings from the pool.

0:13:47 > 0:13:51I think it was good that they used the actual wedding rings.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53Like, you had to do it if you wanted to get married.

0:13:53 > 0:13:58Dad, you'll be getting the one from up there and, Mum,

0:13:58 > 0:14:00you'll be getting the one in the bottom.

0:14:00 > 0:14:02So PHARAOH, so good!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05But our sneaky wedding planners weren't done yet, as Mum, Emma,

0:14:05 > 0:14:09and Dad, Vernon, weren't going to be in there alone.

0:14:09 > 0:14:13Traditional wedding entertainment, like a magician, maybe a band, a DJ.

0:14:13 > 0:14:14No, just crocodiles.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17I admire the children for this, because ancient Egypt as a theme

0:14:17 > 0:14:21doesn't necessarily immediately lend itself to you thinking,

0:14:21 > 0:14:23"Oh, yeah, crocodile-infested pool."

0:14:23 > 0:14:26It definitely was for our young wedding planners.

0:14:26 > 0:14:28Before we can walk you down the aisle,

0:14:28 > 0:14:30we've arranged for you a true test of bravery.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32True test of bravery. Uh-oh!

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Cue two Egyptian Gods to overplay their parts.

0:14:35 > 0:14:38The Gods declare that this water is too pure.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41Yes, the Gods say something is missing.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43We demand a sacrifice!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Watch out, Mum and Dad!

0:14:45 > 0:14:49The parents seemed fairly chilled at the beginning, like, "No, it's fine,

0:14:49 > 0:14:53"there's nothing, nothing bad in this, just a pool of water."

0:14:53 > 0:14:55There's something missing from this Nile!

0:14:55 > 0:14:58And then the crocodiles came in.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59So it started at this big.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01"It's OK, it's only little."

0:15:01 > 0:15:04And then it got bigger...

0:15:04 > 0:15:06and then bigger.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09Until there's, like, a huge one with about a million teeth.

0:15:10 > 0:15:11Yeah. Wouldn't have been great.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15When the little crocodile came in, everyone went,

0:15:15 > 0:15:17"Oh, it's only a little baby crocodile.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21"That's rubbish." Then some big 'uns went in and they were laughing.

0:15:21 > 0:15:25Ha! It was dead funny, that!

0:15:25 > 0:15:26The crocodiles were very underdressed.

0:15:26 > 0:15:30I think, you know, it was good to see crocodiles finally at a wedding,

0:15:30 > 0:15:33it's been a dream of mine, but just a little tie would be nice.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Nobody helped them, cocker, no!

0:15:35 > 0:15:37No-one helped them. They just stood there and laughed.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Petrie was laughing.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Insert clip of Petrie laughing now.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42ED LAUGHS

0:15:42 > 0:15:44See! Told ya!

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Let the challenge begin!

0:15:46 > 0:15:49- Find the ring. - That game was definitely not fair.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Dad only had to reach up and grab it.

0:15:52 > 0:15:56- He's done it!- And Mum had to find the ring with her feet

0:15:56 > 0:15:58and then pick it up with her hands, which was definitely scarier.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Got it. I've got it, I've got it, I've got it.

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Mum, actually, you can see the fear,

0:16:02 > 0:16:04she's like, "It's under me, I don't want to go down."

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Watch out behind you, Mum.

0:16:07 > 0:16:09Never tell anyone there's a massive crocodile behind them.

0:16:09 > 0:16:12I think it's always just going to be a bad omen if you remind someone.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14- I've held a crocodile like that. - Where?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16A little one, like that - on a CBBC show, on Wild.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19It was all going well, then it just started thrashing its body round

0:16:19 > 0:16:20and they are so strong.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21- Strong, aren't they?- So strong!

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You pathetic humans.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Somehow I didn't drop it. I don't know how.

0:16:25 > 0:16:26I was like, "Take it off me."

0:16:26 > 0:16:28They can hurt you with their tail as well.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30That could have easily happened in the water.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Come on, Emma!

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Come on, Mum! Yay!

0:16:35 > 0:16:37It's the thought that would make you a bit more scared.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39I'd have walked away from the wedding!

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Luckily, no matter what the kids throw at them...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45Lean back and hold on tight, OK?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48..our parents never walk away...

0:16:48 > 0:16:49..opting instead to walk...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51..down the aisle...

0:16:51 > 0:16:52..to finally say, "I do."

0:16:52 > 0:16:55What's brilliant about Marrying Mum And Dad

0:16:55 > 0:16:58is that in amongst all the silliness and the outrageousness

0:16:58 > 0:17:00and the fact that the kids are basically

0:17:00 > 0:17:02trying to embarrass their parents -

0:17:02 > 0:17:04and good on them for that, by the way -

0:17:04 > 0:17:06is that there's actually a real wedding in there

0:17:06 > 0:17:09and it can actually get quite emotional, you know?

0:17:09 > 0:17:10I've got to admit, I've shed a tear or two.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14- SOBBING:- Sorry!

0:17:14 > 0:17:16To be there for you when you need me most.

0:17:16 > 0:17:19I always get a little bit emotional watching Marrying Mum And Dad

0:17:19 > 0:17:21because I cry at weddings, like, I always cry at weddings.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23You know what I'm like, I cry all the time at things.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I offer all of me to all of you.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29- Dylan, you may kiss the bride. - CHEERING

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Mum and Dad, Mum and Mum, Dad and Dad,

0:17:31 > 0:17:34all actually do get married.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36And that's the worst bit of the show.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41All right, Hacker, that bit might be too sensible for you.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44But don't worry, we still have loads

0:17:44 > 0:17:47of jaw-dropping Marrying Mum And Dad moments, like these.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Cue our next wedding that had tongues and tails wagging.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53And not necessarily for the right reasons.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I love this one because it's everything

0:17:56 > 0:17:58that you'd want from a wedding.

0:17:58 > 0:17:59It's dogs.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's dog agility.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04I didn't know I wanted that for my wedding, but once I saw it,

0:18:04 > 0:18:06I realised every wedding should have it from now on.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10After Jane and Adam sniffed out their wedding guests,

0:18:10 > 0:18:12they must have thought their kids were barking

0:18:12 > 0:18:14with the plans for the entertainment.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16I'm afraid I do not agree with agility courses for dogs.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18I don't do them myself.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19I don't do any exercise, cocker.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Good afternoon.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23I think Naomi must have got the wrong invitation

0:18:23 > 0:18:26or something, because I don't know why she would have come as

0:18:26 > 0:18:28the dog's arch enemy

0:18:28 > 0:18:29and dress up as a cat.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Welcome to Woofs.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Maybe next time just double-check.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36"Dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs -

0:18:36 > 0:18:37"I'm dressed as a cat!"

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I cannot believe Naomi Wilkinson

0:18:39 > 0:18:41dressed as a cat at a dog wedding.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Typical Naomi, that. Always wanting to be different.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46HOWLING Stop it!

0:18:46 > 0:18:49"Oh, look at me, I can dress as a cat

0:18:49 > 0:18:51"and make a right show of myself

0:18:51 > 0:18:52"with me dry old hair."

0:18:52 > 0:18:54I'm sickened by her!

0:18:54 > 0:18:55NAOMI HISSES

0:18:55 > 0:18:58Well, I think I look pretty PURR-FECT,

0:18:58 > 0:18:59unlike Mum and Dad,

0:18:59 > 0:19:02whose attempts at the dog agility course were absolutely PAWFUL!

0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Oh, yes!- Three, two, one, go!

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I thought it was quite funny that even though the kids have been

0:19:10 > 0:19:13raised by their adults their whole life, they're the ones who are

0:19:13 > 0:19:16dominant and leading their parents around the obstacle course,

0:19:16 > 0:19:17I thought that was quite funny.

0:19:17 > 0:19:21I think the parents did really well doing the agility course, although,

0:19:21 > 0:19:24yeah, Dad's costume was a bit big and he got a bit stuck.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Through!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27I can't get through that one.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29You need to cut down on the dog food, I think.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Got trapped in the tunnel.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Yes, there's more than one obstacle.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35There's the tunnel and Dad's bottom.

0:19:35 > 0:19:38I think he's still wearing that tube now.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41- Over.- I think Mum and Dad definitely should have put a bit more

0:19:41 > 0:19:44energy and vigour into some of their attempts.

0:19:44 > 0:19:46The one where they had to dive through the rings,

0:19:46 > 0:19:49I think they could have just dove straight, head through first.

0:19:49 > 0:19:52The kids weren't done yet, though, as they had an ace up their sleeve

0:19:52 > 0:19:54to show their parents how it should be done.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Three, two, one, go.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01I think it was a good twist that they had to take on a real-life dog,

0:20:01 > 0:20:04because it sort of, you know, gets you questioning, you know,

0:20:04 > 0:20:06"Am I as good as a dog? Is a dog better than me?"

0:20:06 > 0:20:08I think those are the type of questions

0:20:08 > 0:20:10you should be asking yourself on your wedding day.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Yeah! I don't like humans telling dogs what to do, cocker.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16No, dogs should tell humans what to do.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18I tell humans what to do all the time.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Get me a milky brew, cocker, and don't mess about!

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- I wanted to see that dog fail, personally.- I didn't.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27I wanted to see the dog win because how funny would it to be for

0:20:27 > 0:20:29a dog to beat two humans?

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Like, usually, humans are better at most things than dogs,

0:20:31 > 0:20:33but that's the dog's skill.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35It's the dog's skill. It should have got round there.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36ALL BARK AND HOWL

0:20:36 > 0:20:39I thought that the dog would beat the parents,

0:20:39 > 0:20:43but I think, on the day, he probably got a bit camera-shy,

0:20:43 > 0:20:44got a bit scared.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46I'm surprised Mum and Dad didn't, actually.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48Ultimately, there was only one king of the canines.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51Yes, the dad dog was the winner.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52The mum dog came second

0:20:52 > 0:20:56and the actual dog is a massive loser.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58I'm surprised the dog didn't win,

0:20:58 > 0:21:01considering they're supposed to be faster and more nimble.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05But I think it would've been a bit of an insult if the parents hadn't

0:21:05 > 0:21:07been able to beat him as well, to be honest.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08I mean, Darwin was right, wasn't he?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's all about natural selection - humans better than animals.

0:21:11 > 0:21:14The Mum and Dad beat the dog, there you have it.

0:21:14 > 0:21:15Ergo, we're the best.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Take that, evolution.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Dad might have won on points this time,

0:21:19 > 0:21:23but in our next clip, our wedding planners were going for a knockout.

0:21:25 > 0:21:27So, the prehistoric wedding,

0:21:27 > 0:21:30the kids really wanted Dad to wrestle.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Even though that's not really necessarily a prehistoric thing.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35They did that back in the day, though, didn't they?

0:21:35 > 0:21:38But these wedding planners weren't going to let a little thing like

0:21:38 > 0:21:41history stand in the way of their wedding day wickedness.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47I thought it was a bit strange, because humans and dinosaurs

0:21:47 > 0:21:51never actually coexisted, but then again,

0:21:51 > 0:21:54when did cavemen ever do wrestling matches anyway

0:21:54 > 0:21:55and get commentated on?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57So, you know, whatever.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59Forget all the historical inaccuracies, Nick -

0:21:59 > 0:22:02you should be more concerned about this guy.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07Come on! Who dares enter my cave?

0:22:07 > 0:22:10He seemed really actually quite annoyed

0:22:10 > 0:22:11when the wrestler guy came out.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Because he didn't look too happy, the wrestler guy.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17He was ready to battle. I would've run a mile.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19You're going to have to wrestle me first.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22And if a wedding-crashing wrestler wasn't embarrassing enough,

0:22:22 > 0:22:24the girls had one more outrageous surprise

0:22:24 > 0:22:27for this cave-dwelling groom.

0:22:27 > 0:22:30The girls got these for you.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33The dad's reaction to the wrestling pants,

0:22:33 > 0:22:35the daughter says, "I love you. I'm sorry."

0:22:35 > 0:22:37I think at that moment, she realises that,

0:22:37 > 0:22:40"For the next few years, I'm going to have to do all the washing up.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- "Maybe forever now." - Wrestling pants, Ellie!

0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Wrestling pants! - I love it, but I'm so sorry.

0:22:46 > 0:22:49It's embarrassing. That's the epitome of embarrassment,

0:22:49 > 0:22:51- isn't it, really?- Yeah, poor Dad. - Poor Dad.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Let's get it on!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55They made Dad wrestle a caveman,

0:22:55 > 0:22:58wearing a pair of wrestling pants and everyone thought

0:22:58 > 0:22:59it was really embarrassing.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03I'd give anything for a pair of pants right now.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09That's cool, because this guy's a professional and the dad has been

0:23:09 > 0:23:11wrestling for zero years and if you do the maths,

0:23:11 > 0:23:14zero years of wrestling meets 20 years of wrestling,

0:23:14 > 0:23:16equals not a very happy day for anyone.

0:23:16 > 0:23:20I thought Aaron really got into the whole spirit of it.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Gave it a go and really...

0:23:23 > 0:23:24I think he probably picked up some tips

0:23:24 > 0:23:27from the TV when he'd been watching it.

0:23:27 > 0:23:28Really went for him.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Halfway through, he's not doing so well.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Oh, no! It looks like Aaron's CAVED in.

0:23:33 > 0:23:34And then his wig falls off!

0:23:34 > 0:23:37I mean, how many problems can a man have?

0:23:37 > 0:23:39He's even knocked his wig off!

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Come on! Get up!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44Essentially, we've got two baldies fighting it out

0:23:44 > 0:23:46at a dinosaur-themed wedding! Brilliant!

0:23:47 > 0:23:49I was screaming. I couldn't believe it.

0:23:49 > 0:23:50I was shouting at my TV.

0:23:52 > 0:23:53Now, that's outrageous.

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Aaron's really turned things around here!

0:23:57 > 0:24:01One, two, three...

0:24:01 > 0:24:03I was very surprised that Dad won.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Unbelievable comeback from Aaron, there!

0:24:05 > 0:24:08I can only think that the guy was, like, "Oh, it is his wedding.

0:24:08 > 0:24:11"It is his wedding. I'm going to let him have it!"

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Or he's a terrible, terrible wrestler.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19Doing wrestling on your wedding day,

0:24:19 > 0:24:22it can only be Marrying Mum And Dad, really.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Dad Aaron did brilliantly not to CAVE in

0:24:24 > 0:24:26when faced with that wrestling.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29Yeah, that was some blockbusting entertainment.

0:24:29 > 0:24:33But now it's time for our final outrageous wedding moment,

0:24:33 > 0:24:34and for this...

0:24:34 > 0:24:38..one dad, Pete, had a right earful - literally!

0:24:40 > 0:24:43Do you know what? Of all the Marrying Mum And Dad weddings,

0:24:43 > 0:24:45I looked at the Georgian one and was like,

0:24:45 > 0:24:47"I would quite like to dress like that in a wedding."

0:24:47 > 0:24:49The actual dressing up with the dresses

0:24:49 > 0:24:52and the Georgian era, that's really cool.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54It's just the dinner aspect, really, isn't it?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56It kind of goes downhill.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59But what could possibly be on the menu

0:24:59 > 0:25:01that would make Dad's Georgian guts grumble?

0:25:01 > 0:25:05Ladies and gentlemen, may I present your dinner?

0:25:05 > 0:25:08We have pheasant casserole.

0:25:08 > 0:25:10And poached hake.

0:25:10 > 0:25:13If this gruesome grub wasn't bad enough, Dad, the greedy pig,

0:25:13 > 0:25:16also had something from the specials' board.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18We made a right pig's ear of this one,

0:25:18 > 0:25:21because it's literally a pig's ear!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Enjoy that!- Oh, lovely!

0:25:23 > 0:25:24Come on, Dad, you swine!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Lovely!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28I hear this porky tastes terrific!

0:25:29 > 0:25:31You have to try everything!

0:25:31 > 0:25:33I mean, he's given pig's ear on a plate.

0:25:33 > 0:25:34And what's worse than that?

0:25:34 > 0:25:35I'll tell you what's worse -

0:25:35 > 0:25:37when the side garnish is a bit of tinfoil.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Just take a look.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Tuck in there. Enjoy yourself.

0:25:42 > 0:25:45Yeah, I think Dad was quite a good sport, really.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46"OK, I'm going to do it."

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Hang on, this one's still wearing an earring.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52YOLO, don't hold back. Just try a bit.

0:25:52 > 0:25:56He didn't seem that impressed, though, when he got it in his mouth.

0:25:56 > 0:26:00There we go, girls. Here's the pig's ear. Mm!

0:26:00 > 0:26:05Dad gave it a really good effort at eating all the food, the challenge.

0:26:05 > 0:26:08But the manners, sort of... Very different to a typical wedding.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09I've only been to one wedding,

0:26:09 > 0:26:12but no-one ever, sort of, spat a little bit of pig ear out.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13Would you have given that a go?

0:26:13 > 0:26:15- No way!- I would have definitely given that a go!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17I don't think I'd even want to taste it.

0:26:17 > 0:26:23Oh, I think it would be like all chewy and bony and just... No.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25The one thing I cannot eat is mashed potato,

0:26:25 > 0:26:28so I would rather pig ear than mashed potato.

0:26:28 > 0:26:31I would cancel the happiest day of my life for a pig's ear -

0:26:31 > 0:26:34not for a pig's ear, because of a pig's ear.

0:26:34 > 0:26:35But it looked lovely, me old cocker!

0:26:35 > 0:26:39- Is it nice?- No.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41It was nice and gelatinous and thick.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43And it would dribble down your gullet

0:26:43 > 0:26:46and right into your little old belly.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48And the beauty of a pig's ear is you can use it as a spoon

0:26:48 > 0:26:50and then nibble on it at the end.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53I wonder if Dad, like, got home and just ordered a takeaway?

0:26:53 > 0:26:55Yeah, probably ordered pig's ear and rice!

0:26:56 > 0:26:59I actually learnt quite a lot watching this,

0:26:59 > 0:27:02that when they showed all the sort of delicious Georgian food

0:27:02 > 0:27:05that they had to eat, I learnt that I'm very glad that

0:27:05 > 0:27:08I wasn't born in that period of time.

0:27:08 > 0:27:11There's lots of weird and wonderful things eaten at weddings.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13I've seen a lot of people eat their own words,

0:27:13 > 0:27:16but this has surely got to take the biscuit for the most outrageous

0:27:16 > 0:27:18thing ever eaten on a wedding day.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23So, that brings us to the end of our look back at some of the most

0:27:23 > 0:27:27outrageous clips ever seen on Marrying Mum And Dad.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28From jaw-dropping outfits...

0:27:31 > 0:27:33..to body-slamming entertainment...

0:27:33 > 0:27:37..you guys haven't failed to make it a wedding day you'll never forget.

0:27:37 > 0:27:39So, see you again soon

0:27:39 > 0:27:43for some more Marrying Mum And Dad Outrageous Moments.