0:00:02 > 0:00:05Up and down the country, parents are getting married in normal, traditional ceremonies.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09- Normal weddings are quite boring. - Boring!
0:00:09 > 0:00:12But fear not, Britain, because we're fighting back.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Open your eyes!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Kids have set themselves the challenge of a lifetime...
0:00:17 > 0:00:21- Quiet on set!- ..to organise their parents' wedding.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Bring it on.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26And to make it a day that no-one will ever forget.
0:00:28 > 0:00:29Will they manage it?
0:00:29 > 0:00:31I'm quite nervous to plan it.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Will Mum and Dad like it?
0:00:32 > 0:00:35It could all go completely wrong.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37And will they finally say - "I do"?
0:00:37 > 0:00:40We're going to rock this wedding!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42This is Marrying Mum And Dad.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Welcome to our show.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Today we've got a TV spectacular.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00The wedding guests get a workout.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05But will our contestant couple feel like they've won the jackpot...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Open your eyes!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09CHEERING
0:01:09 > 0:01:12..or walked away with the booby prize?
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Disgusting! Take a look at yourself in the mirror!
0:01:14 > 0:01:15Time to find out.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Oooh!
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Welcome to Marrying Mum And Dad, the show that says goodbye to normal,
0:01:23 > 0:01:27boring weddings and hello to exciting, fun-packed weddings.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31Whatever you say goes, and your parents have to keep their noses out.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Today, we're heading to Kent, where we have a trio of planners...
0:01:36 > 0:01:41..ready to skittle the opposition and get this wedding going.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Meet 11-year-old Evie.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Uh, she's the one without the fur.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48This wedding's going to be a lot of hard work.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51It's going to be worth it cos we're all going to be a family at the end
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- of the day.- This is Evie's little sister, Isobel.
0:01:56 > 0:02:00At the end they're going to be a messy, married couple.
0:02:00 > 0:02:04And this is their big brother, 12-year-old Haydn.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08This wedding is going to be our
0:02:08 > 0:02:10chance to get our own back on our parents.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15But who are the brave couple handing over all responsibility for
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- their big day?- We have Mum, Kerry.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I've no idea what they're going to come up with at all,
0:02:21 > 0:02:25but I think they need to bear in mind that I can get my own back.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30And making a clean sweep of things is stepdad-to-be, Jon.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Oh, think you missed a bit there.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I'm nervous because I don't know what's going to happen on the day.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38But, Haydn, Evie, Isobel, please be kind.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40So we've met the family,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43but can the kids find the target with their theme?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Goal!
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Our wedding is going to work out...
0:02:48 > 0:02:51who are the winners and who are the losers.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54It's going to test people physically...
0:02:54 > 0:02:58- and mentally. - And it's going to be very messy.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Because our theme is...
0:03:00 > 0:03:01ALL: Game Show.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07A game-show themed wedding, what an amazing idea!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Actually, scrub that. What an officially amazing idea.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Did someone say - "officially amazing"?
0:03:13 > 0:03:18- Oh, no, I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about today's game-show themed wedding.- Oh, right.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Although, there will be cake.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22All right. And will there be fun-packed game-show games?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Yes, yes there will.- OK, I'm in.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Brilliant.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- Can I have a starring role?- Oi.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Pushing it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Haydn, Evie and Isobel have been
0:03:32 > 0:03:34hard at work researching their theme.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Well, they've been watching a lot of TV game shows, to be honest.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- ON LAPTOP:- ..is the correct answer, well done.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45And where better to start putting their plans into action than
0:03:45 > 0:03:46our mobile HQ.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51It's amazing!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54This is our home for the next few days.
0:03:54 > 0:03:55Let's get planning.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00So why have you chosen game shows as a theme for Mum and Jon's wedding?
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Well, we chose the game shows because we're really competitive.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06And have you got any favourite game shows?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Oh, OK. Are Mum and Jon big fans of game shows?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- No.- To them, it's pretty Pointless.
0:04:14 > 0:04:15CYMBAL CRASH
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Very good!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20So how do you imagine a game-show themed wedding day looking?
0:04:20 > 0:04:24We're going to create our own game show and it's going to be
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Team Mum versus Team Jon.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Oh, right, so the whole day is like one big game show?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32- Yes.- Mm-hm.- Right. Well, this is the biggest challenge ever,
0:04:32 > 0:04:35and we better get stuck in right now cos we haven't got long to plan
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- this wedding.- No.- No. - Should we start? Yes!- Yeah!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Our wedding planners get straight to work searching for a suitable
0:04:44 > 0:04:46location for their game-show inspired wedding.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- That looks good.- 340-seat theatre, that's going to be good for us.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56And whilst Isobel tries to come up with a game-show theme tune...
0:04:56 > 0:04:58STRUMS GUITAR TUNELESSLY
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Uh, that one still needs a little bit of work, Isobel.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05..we've come to check out this theatre to see if it could top the
0:05:05 > 0:05:07leaderboard as a potential venue.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Whoa.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13We need a big space for our studio set,
0:05:13 > 0:05:15as well as all the wedding guests,
0:05:15 > 0:05:18and this place ticks all the boxes.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20- So what do you think, guys?- Epic.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21- Yeah, it's great.- Well...
0:05:24 > 0:05:25We've got a stage!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30We got seats.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- And we've got a woman.- What?
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Hiya.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- Who are you?- I work here and I'm going to help you make the place
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- look little bit more game-showy. - All right, you're hired.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Haydn and Evie are about to get the lowdown on lighting from
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- tech wizard Karis. - This is the lighting desk, and what
0:05:48 > 0:05:52we can do with this is control all of the lights that we have.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's a game show, so we're trying to build suspense.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Yes, absolutely.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59See these lights we've got here, they're coming from the sides,
0:05:59 > 0:06:00we can make them bigger,
0:06:00 > 0:06:02and we can make them smaller.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- Ah!- That looks really cool.
0:06:05 > 0:06:09We've got some spotlights that we can use.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11If we take the house lights out as well...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13That makes it look so much better.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15..and then we can put up a spotlight there.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Oh, that's cool.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I think the lighting will make a big difference to what we're doing
0:06:19 > 0:06:22because it's going to create suspense.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25- Just...- Make it more dramatic. - Yeah.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- NAOMI:- It's time for one final question.
0:06:29 > 0:06:34Evie, Haydn, is this the venue for your game-show themed wedding?
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I'm going to have to hurry you.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- Yeah.- Yes.- Is the right answer!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- Yes!- That's venue sorted.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49- Bam.- Bam.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Our intrepid trio are a formidable force of wedding planners.
0:06:54 > 0:06:58When we put our heart into things, we work as a really good team.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Time to talk wedding day fashion.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06Let's talk outfits. What are Mum and Jon going to be wearing?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Well, Mum's going to be wearing a purple unicorn outfit.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh, of course she is. Any particular reason you're dressing her as a
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- purple unicorn?- Because that's our team name.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Oh, right, oh, well, that makes sense.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20And what about Jon, what's he going to be dressed as?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23He's going to be dressed as a giant orange.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Why are you dressing him as a giant orange?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- It's his favourite colour.- Oh, OK.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31So how would Mum and Jon feel about being dressed as a unicorn and
0:07:31 > 0:07:34- an orange?- I genuinely would like to think that they'd pick out something
0:07:34 > 0:07:39that would be flattering and that wouldn't make us look too foolish.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44Sorry, Mum and Jon, the kids have other ideas.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46What about you guys, what are you going to look like?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I'm going to be a purple unicorn and Mummy's sidekick.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Oh, OK, so you're Team Unicorn?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Yeah.- Are you going to be on a team?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Team Orange, or Jon.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57OK, and if there's only two teams, what are you doing?
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Whose team are you going to be on?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01I'm going to be the quiz master from Pointless.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05You want to dress as Richard Osman for your mum and stepdad's wedding?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- Why, exactly?- I just like him, like what he does.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, OK. What about the guests?
0:08:11 > 0:08:16One half of the guests will be wearing purple and a big print of a
0:08:16 > 0:08:18funny photo of Mummy's face.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23- All right.- And the other half is going to be in orange with Jon's
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- funny photo.- Oh, so they're going to have, like, team T-shirts?- Yeah.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30So, with the outfits planned,
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Evie gets down to designing Mum and Jon's get-up.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39And Isobel and Haydn sneakily get two pictures for the team T-shirts.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Can I take a picture of you as if you're about to sneeze?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- OK. Tell me when.- Ready?
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS - Perfect. I'll catch you later.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50All right, mate, see you later.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Costume sorted. - ALL: Bam!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Now, you can't have a game show without some games.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01So it's time to tear up the rule
0:09:01 > 0:09:05book for a Marrying Mum And Dad first.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- GLASS SMASHES - Round One.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10What do you want to do for Round One?
0:09:10 > 0:09:15We want a game that all the guests can be involved in for Round One.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Like...everyone's favourite game, pass the parcel!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21- ALL:- No!
0:09:21 > 0:09:22'Pass the parcel, pooh-poohed.'
0:09:22 > 0:09:24'Time for Plan B.'
0:09:24 > 0:09:27We're heading to the perfect place to meet some experts in games -
0:09:27 > 0:09:30a primary school.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Right, girls, playing games is a serious business.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36I don't want anybody having anything that could be perceived as fun.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- KIDS:- Boo! - No, no fun. No fun!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- Right, what game are we going to play?- Pass the balloon.
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Very good. Pick out your balloons and pass them methodically,
0:09:46 > 0:09:48scientifically and sensibly.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Pass the balloon!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54The aim of this game is to pass the balloon along the line
0:09:54 > 0:09:55using just your elbows.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58And then the last person in the line runs to the front
0:09:58 > 0:10:00and it starts again.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02KIDS CHANT
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Fascinating research.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12I think all the guests will enjoy this because it's just an amazing
0:10:12 > 0:10:13game to play.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19The game is won when the team member who kicked things off returns to the
0:10:19 > 0:10:21front of the line.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22Finished!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25KIDS SCREAM LOUDLY
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I think I need to scientifically engineer a new eardrum.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Time for some scientific analysis.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32What are our conclusions?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- It was really fun.- It was fun. - It was loud!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37It was certainly loud, my ears are still ringing.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Yes, I think some of you were having a little bit too much fun.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Boo!
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Any downsides?- Not really.- So do you think we found our game?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Yes.- Yes.- Get in!
0:10:48 > 0:10:52- Steady on, Ed.- It's a scientific experiment, remember?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Yeah, I wasn't having any fun. I was just, you know...
0:10:56 > 0:10:57Round One concluded.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Round One is pop, boom, bang!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06This game-show wedding is taking shape.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08But as the big day approaches,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10a few nerves are creeping in for Mum and Jon.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13What they may have planned worries me.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Don't worry, Mum, you're in safe hands!
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Honest!
0:11:19 > 0:11:23We know what we're doing for Round One, what about Round Two?
0:11:23 > 0:11:25We're going to ask our parents some questions.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Oh, what, like, how many moons are there? What's the tallest mountain?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- No, no.- What colour is the sky?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Why, just why are we here?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Personal questions. - Oh, personal questions.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Yeah. Oh, like, what's your bank account number?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39What's your e-mail password?
0:11:39 > 0:11:40No! No, no, no.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44More like embarrassing funny stuff, like, about them.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46So what are you going to do?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48We're going to e-mail the guests and ask them
0:11:48 > 0:11:52if they know any embarrassing things about our parents.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- All right.- And they've got to try and guess who said it.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Oh, so you want to get the guests to dish the dirt on Mum and Jon?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Yeah.- A cunning plan, I like it.
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Isobel and Haydn get cracking,
0:12:03 > 0:12:06asking the guests for some juicy goss.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10You might end up learning quite a lot about them that you didn't know.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14I'm really looking forward to seeing the replies.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- Weird habits?- Weird or annoying?
0:12:17 > 0:12:19We're definitely going to get some good answers.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Right, send. The guests have been e-mailed.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25No going back now.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27But Isobel and Haydn aren't quite finished with me.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30You're going to watch and wait for the e-mails and we're going to go
0:12:30 > 0:12:33- and get some lunch. - We're going to have some lunch.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- We'll see you later.- Bye!- Oh, OK.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Well, if you're getting some lunch, I wouldn't mind... Oh, they've gone.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42That's Round Two almost sorted.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Richard Osman!
0:12:49 > 0:12:52So what have you got planned for our third and final round?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Well, we want it to involve cake.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I'm liking the sound of this already.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59How do we incorporate the cake into a game?
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Well, we've got a special cake device for that.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Ed, shut your eyes.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Where's this device, then?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It's here. I'm going to move your face.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11- Yeah.- Just keep your chin there.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13'Time to crank up the pressure.'
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Where's the cake?
0:13:17 > 0:13:18Oh!
0:13:18 > 0:13:20'Well, you asked for it, Ed.'
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Can't believe I fell for that.
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- Oh, yeah, thanks, Haydn, thanks a lot.- You're welcome.- No!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27I get the concept, I get the concept!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I understand, yes, you pie them in the face.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32All right. What, with their own wedding cake?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- Yeah.- Yeah.- That is so naughty.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- I love it!- 'So, with a pie slapping concept in the bag,
0:13:38 > 0:13:42'next we need to invent a game-show-tastic game.'
0:13:42 > 0:13:44And for this, the guys have a genius idea.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50- Darts?- Numbers one to 20 is how many times they have to crank it.
0:13:50 > 0:13:51That's a great idea!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- High-five!- No!
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Look at your hand.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Forget the high-fives, it's time for a test drive...
0:14:00 > 0:14:03of this dart pie splat-tacular.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05That's good Haydn, yeah, keep on missing.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Oh!- 17.
0:14:08 > 0:14:0917 cranks?
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Why am I the guinea pig again? You sure you don't want a go?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- There's no-one else. - There is, there's...
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Well, there are other people.
0:14:18 > 0:14:24- Oh!- It was hilarious to see Ed with shaving foam all around his face,
0:14:24 > 0:14:29so I think it'll be even better to see Mum and Jon with a giant cake
0:14:29 > 0:14:31splattered all over themselves.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Are you happy with Round Three?
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- Yeah!- Yep! - Well, I'm glad someone is.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39So that's it!
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Haydn, Evie, and Isobel have created a winning wedding.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Mission accomplished.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48The venue fits the bill.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49We've got a stage!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52And the games have been scientifically tested.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Fascinating research.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57But as their big day approaches, how are Mum and Jon feeling?
0:14:57 > 0:14:59The only thing I'm concerned about
0:14:59 > 0:15:01is the venue, the cake, the guests...
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Stop right there, Jon, it's too late for all that,
0:15:03 > 0:15:06as your wedding day is just hours away.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- ..the outfit, transport...- Stop!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13Finally, it's showtime!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15The wedding day is here!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17And zoom in.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19But before we can get this game show started,
0:15:19 > 0:15:23our wannabe producers are having a quick run through at the studio.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26Welcome to our game show.
0:15:26 > 0:15:27That looks really good.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29So, what's the verdict?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I think it's really good, I love it.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I can see myself hosting up there.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Let's go get changed, then.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38The quiz-setters have got everything in place.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42But how are the team captains, aka Mum and Jon, feeling?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I've no idea what's going on and it's, um,
0:15:45 > 0:15:48it's quite infuriating cos everyone's been really tight-lipped.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50I'm feeling very nervous today.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54I don't trust my children!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57HE CHUCKLES
0:15:57 > 0:16:01I've got no idea of what I'm looking like now.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I can tell you, Jon, you look like a prize plum.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07I mean, a right nana. Um, a very orange, orange.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10Oh.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Backstage, make-up artist Gervais
0:16:13 > 0:16:17is getting Ed and Ben ready for the cameras.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20But it seems their game-show egos are getting the better of them.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25- What are you dressed as?- What do you mean, what am I dressed as?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28I'm obviously here as the best game-show host in history.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Look at this jacket, it pops under the studio lights.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34I think you'll find I'm the ultimate game-show host, game-show man.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36There can only be one game-show host.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Get on with it, you pair of prima donnas.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44The two teams file in and take their seats in the studio.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46And it's time to let Mum and Jon see what they're wearing
0:16:46 > 0:16:48on their wedding day.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53But will they have that winning feeling or just feel like losers?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Time to find out.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Oh, the anticipation must be overwhelming, guys, how are you feeling?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Nervous.- Beyond nervous.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Right. Mum, Jon, are you ready to see what it is you're wearing today?
0:17:08 > 0:17:09- I think so, yeah.- OK.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Three, two, one, open your eyes!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16CHEERING
0:17:16 > 0:17:21Look at you! You look awesome!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Oh, look at you!
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Oh, you.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Mum and Jon, it's now time for a very important question.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34What is the theme of your wedding?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39- Well, I thought fruit cocktail... - BUZZER
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Haydn, put them out of their misery.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Our Pointless answer today was game show.- Oh!
0:17:47 > 0:17:52Right, everybody, it is time for us to take our positions and start the
0:17:52 > 0:17:56first-ever Marrying Mum And Dad - The Game Show, also known as...
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- ALL:- ..Wedding Showdown!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Time to get into character.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14That's better. Let's start the game show.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18- ANNOUNCER:- This is Wedding Showdown.
0:18:18 > 0:18:23Please give it up for your hosts, Game Show Man and Ben Shires.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28Not forgetting the man with all the answers, quizmaster extraordinaire,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Haydn.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Now apparently, we've got loads of
0:18:38 > 0:18:41fun-packed games for you to play today.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Ooh, I can hardly contain myself.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- Shall we play? - The Marrying Mum And Dad Game Show.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Wedding Showdown!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57So, Round One is called Pop Along The Line.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Catchy title.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Each team has a bucket of balloons.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03All they have to do, simply,
0:19:03 > 0:19:07is zigzag those balloons down the line and to the bottom.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Sounds simple, doesn't it?
0:19:08 > 0:19:12Well, no, it's not, cos you can only do it with your elbows. Ha!
0:19:12 > 0:19:14And keep your dirty little digits away from it!
0:19:14 > 0:19:18The winning team is that which gets the most balloons in their tubes
0:19:18 > 0:19:20before they hear this sound.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22HORN BLARES
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Three, two, one.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Go!
0:19:26 > 0:19:27MUSIC: SKI SUNDAY THEME
0:19:27 > 0:19:29So it's a balloon-tastic opening round.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33The purple team are flying here,
0:19:33 > 0:19:35but the orange team are working well too.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39But is that the first balloon already?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41There it goes, Isobel, it's a handover!
0:19:41 > 0:19:45We've got our first one from the orange side, Evie handing it over.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Unicorn, unicorn, unicorn, unicorn!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Oh, it's neck and neck!
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Oh, it's so close. Oh, Orange have taken the lead.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Quite a good little production flow going on over here.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59I'm going to walk up these stairs and see...
0:19:59 > 0:20:01- HORN BLARES Ow!- There's the klaxon!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04So that's the first round complete.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06But what are the scores?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Team Orange got six balloons.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Orange are happy with that.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16Team Unicorn also got six balloons!
0:20:19 > 0:20:22So that means the score is
0:20:22 > 0:20:231-1.
0:20:26 > 0:20:31So it's all square after Round One but things are about to get messy.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35Round Two could involve a shower of slime!
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Oooh!
0:20:42 > 0:20:46We've asked all the guests here to send us funny,
0:20:46 > 0:20:49embarrassing and gross stories about both of you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Team Unicorn, you're up first.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Mum, who said this about you?
0:20:57 > 0:21:01That you absolutely love nothing more than squeezing other people's
0:21:01 > 0:21:03big, juicy spots?
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Ugh, Mum, you're disgusting!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Not everybody's!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Oh everybody's, everybody's spots!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14So which of our audience members have put Mum into a spot of bother?
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Is it this young chap, who's desperate for me not to talk to him,
0:21:18 > 0:21:20but I'm going to do it do anyway!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Beep, beep.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25- Who could it be?- We need to rush you for an answer, I'm afraid.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29- Nanny.- Nanny.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32- My mum.- OK, well, Mum, it was...
0:21:33 > 0:21:34..Sally!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41How do you know that Kerry likes to squeeze other
0:21:41 > 0:21:43people's big, juicy pimples?
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Cos I've seen her do it!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49It sounds like pure filth to me.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52So, Team Orange, it's your turn, Jon.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56You an animal lover, Jon?
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- I do, yeah.- Really?- Yeah.
0:22:00 > 0:22:04Cos it says here that there was a time when you were terrified by the
0:22:04 > 0:22:06sight of a tortoise!
0:22:06 > 0:22:08LAUGHTER
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Oh, they're very fast, aren't they?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Oh, scary.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Ben, who might have given us that little tortoise titbit?
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Was it you, madam?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Don't fear the finger, madam.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Don't fear it.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Jon, who do you think?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- NAOMI:- With Team Unicorn not guessing correctly,
0:22:27 > 0:22:29if Team Orange get this right,
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Mum's facing the shower of slime!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34I'm going to go with my dad.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36- It was your dad.- Yes!
0:22:39 > 0:22:41What's all this about tortoises?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I mean, did he ever come out of his shell?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46When he was young, he was terrified of animals.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49At playgroup, the lady took the tortoise out of its pen,
0:22:49 > 0:22:52and as soon as it moved, Jon was down at the end of the garden.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Quicker than Usain Bolt could go.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56LAUGHTER
0:22:56 > 0:23:00So the winners of that round, with one point, is Jon's team.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02CHEERING
0:23:02 > 0:23:05And you know what that means?
0:23:05 > 0:23:09- ALL:- Slime time!
0:23:09 > 0:23:12Mum, looks like it's time for a shower.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15Hang on a second, Mr Game Show.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20I can't let Kerry take the seat and get slimed.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21I'm going to sit there.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23SHE SCREAMS
0:23:23 > 0:23:26So, with this gallant intervention,
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Mum escapes the slime shower on her big day.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- Take a seat. - APPLAUSE
0:23:32 > 0:23:36But in this game show, someone must be slime-ified.
0:23:36 > 0:23:40- Good luck, Jon. - ALL:- Three, two, one.
0:23:42 > 0:23:44There we go, yes. Like icing a cake.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Another bucket?- Yeah!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Just what everybody wants on their wedding day -
0:23:52 > 0:23:54to be covered in smelly, gloopy goo.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Well, you did volunteer for it.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Jon?- Yeah.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Are you ready to get married? - I am, yeah.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Finally, the time has come.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09In this round, there are only winners.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11After being together for three years,
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Kerry and Jon are about to tie the knot.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16And it's all because of Haydn, Isobel and Evie.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Kerry, I give you this ring as a symbol of our marriage
0:24:20 > 0:24:22and as a token of my love.
0:24:22 > 0:24:26Jon, I give you this ring as a symbol our marriage
0:24:26 > 0:24:28and as a token of my trust and commitment.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Jon and Kerry,
0:24:31 > 0:24:36it now gives me very great pleasure to congratulate you on being husband
0:24:36 > 0:24:40and wife. Let's give them a round of applause.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Now they've got hitched,
0:24:48 > 0:24:51it's time for the kids' very unique take on a wedding cake.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54So it's back to the game show for Round Three.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59That's the soppy stuff out of the way.
0:24:59 > 0:25:04Welcome back, and have we got an exciting final round in store for
0:25:04 > 0:25:08all of you, it's Cake Turn Of Terror.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Ooh!
0:25:14 > 0:25:18Time to find out who will be wearing their cake, rather than eating it.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Look at this lovely cake.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23All you've got to do is get pied in the face.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28Your opposing team member will be throwing a ball at that dartboard
0:25:28 > 0:25:32over there. And depending on what number they hit,
0:25:32 > 0:25:34I will crank the lever that many times.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39All right, let's get on with it.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Let's see if Isobel can get a really high score.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45- Oh!- It's a three.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Look at that, it's the outer bull,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51a three for Isobel, and she likes that.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- Three cranks, please.- One...
0:25:54 > 0:25:57..two, three.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Well, that caught me by surprise!
0:26:02 > 0:26:06That splat signals the end of our very messy game show.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09What are the final scores, Dickie Osman?
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Jon's team got two points.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18Mum's team also got two points.
0:26:20 > 0:26:21It's a tie!
0:26:21 > 0:26:25- ALL:- Yay! - That means we can all have cake!
0:26:32 > 0:26:35As the guests tuck into some well-earned cake,
0:26:35 > 0:26:38it's time to find out if this game-show wedding has been a
0:26:38 > 0:26:43- winning format for our newlyweds. - I had no idea what to expect,
0:26:43 > 0:26:47and it was all on the children, and they did a proper, brilliant job.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49You'll never, ever forget this type of wedding day, ever.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- You can't, can you?- No! - THEY LAUGH
0:26:53 > 0:26:56I feel very proud of the kids, but I am going to get my revenge.
0:26:58 > 0:27:03- Today was awesome! - Yeah, it was amazing.- I loved it!
0:27:05 > 0:27:08ALL: This wedding was epic! Bam!
0:27:10 > 0:27:14Shh! I'm waiting for a call from the producer, to find out whether the
0:27:14 > 0:27:16game show gets another series. PHONE RINGS
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Oh, here we go.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Hello? What do mean there's a question about the next series?
0:27:21 > 0:27:25CALLER CHATTERS
0:27:25 > 0:27:28100 people were surveyed and they were asked if the game show
0:27:28 > 0:27:31came back, who would be the best presenter?
0:27:31 > 0:27:32A, me.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35B, you. C, Haydn?
0:27:36 > 0:27:37That's obvious, A, me.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40No, it's obvious, B, me.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- ANNOUNCER:- The correct answer is C, Haydn.
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- Yes!- It's a fix!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Never liked the show anyway!