The Big Goodbye

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04This is my life.

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hey, should we play the titles one more time?

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Yeah, let's do it.

0:00:09 > 0:00:10I love cooking.

0:00:10 > 0:00:12They smell amazing.

0:00:12 > 0:00:15'My dad's a chef...' Iron Man Daddy!

0:00:15 > 0:00:17'..but I think I'm already better than him.'

0:00:18 > 0:00:23My name's Matilda Ramsay but people usually call me Tilly.

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Meet my...

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Ramsay.

0:00:28 > 0:00:29Mum. She wears the trousers

0:00:29 > 0:00:31and is the only one Dad's afraid of.

0:00:31 > 0:00:34I'm not kissing you when you're like that.

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Big sister Megan.

0:00:35 > 0:00:40She's all grown-up now and crazy to get on with life.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Jack. He's so good at sport,

0:00:43 > 0:00:45he's going to be playing for Britain soon.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48This is Holly.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52She is determined to be the greatest fashion designer of her generation.

0:00:52 > 0:00:53Dad.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Even though he's hard on the outside,

0:00:56 > 0:01:02he's soft and mushy on the inside and he's...quite a good cook too.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06Um, excuse me. How about very? Matilda!

0:01:06 > 0:01:07Matilda!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10When you're the youngest, you have to fight to get noticed,

0:01:10 > 0:01:14so that's why I love to cook up a storm.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15This is my world.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18- HE SIGHS - Daddy, go!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22CAR HORN BEEPS

0:01:22 > 0:01:25It's the end of a long and incredible summer in LA.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Before we leave, I'm going to show you

0:01:27 > 0:01:30some of my favourite memories from our time over here.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32OK, Ramsays, let's go.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35We've had an amazing adventure in this super cool city.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Yeah!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40- My family and I made the most out of every minute.- Beautiful.

0:01:40 > 0:01:45- It's been one nonstop party. - Strut your stuff. Yes.

0:01:48 > 0:01:51The best thing is, I've been doing what I love best -

0:01:51 > 0:01:52cooking up a storm.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Nice and shiny.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59Right from the word go, the whole family has had a blast over here.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Coming up are some of my favourite LA adventures

0:02:02 > 0:02:04and the food I cooked along the way.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Guys, wasn't it so long ago when we arrived

0:02:06 > 0:02:10and we were on the suitcases along the landing with Daddy?

0:02:11 > 0:02:16THEY SHOUT AND LAUGH

0:02:16 > 0:02:20- Oh, that was hilarious. - Oh, I remember that.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23It was really cool, but all of my memories about that day were

0:02:23 > 0:02:26flushed out when I was picked up by Chewbacca.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28CHEWBACCA PURRS

0:02:28 > 0:02:30I'm still mentally scarred.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35I love Los Angeles - it's an amazing place.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38It's surrounded by wonderful hills on one side

0:02:38 > 0:02:41and incredible beaches on the other.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43It's the second biggest city in America

0:02:43 > 0:02:47and it's nearly always sunny and hot, hot, hot.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Surfing! Beach barbecue!

0:02:53 > 0:02:57- Oh, yeah! - Wasn't there the clam broth?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00- Clam bake.- Clam bake, that's it.

0:03:00 > 0:03:04One of the best things I did on our American adventure

0:03:04 > 0:03:06was cooking at the beach.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08It's always Jack and I who end up playing.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09Jack is really annoying at the beach.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12Well, he's annoying all the time.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14Till, come on, we're starving.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16You've got to get cooking.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19For the barbecue, I cooked herby garlic bread

0:03:19 > 0:03:21and clam bake with spicy sausage.

0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Tilly.- Yeah?- This looks incredible, seriously. Well done.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I loved it when Dad said that.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's great getting compliments.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Let's all give Tilly a clap, guys. Yay!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Then it was s'mores time.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36My brother and sisters love making these

0:03:36 > 0:03:39- because we can all do it together. - I'm making yours.- OK.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41How do you like it?

0:03:41 > 0:03:43I might try a bit of chocolate spread on mine, you know.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Wow. It's good.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Then we hit the waves.

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Go, Jack!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Come on, Holly! Get wet. Get under.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Surfing is such a Californian thing to do.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Holly, get out of the way. Yes!

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- Wipe-out!- Go, Megan!

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Stand up, stand up! Oh! Well done, Meg!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Learning to surf was so cool.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24Sun, sea, sand and s'mores - that's hard to beat.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28One of the brilliant things about being in LA was seeing

0:04:28 > 0:04:31so many cool Californian animals and creepy crawlies.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Jack looked for rattlesnakes in the Hollywood Hills.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38We met an amazing bulldog on the beach,

0:04:38 > 0:04:40found incredible lizards

0:04:40 > 0:04:42and discovered something dangerous

0:04:42 > 0:04:44lurking in the garden.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- I'm cooking in that bowl! - Achoo!- Aah!

0:04:48 > 0:04:50He is happy.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57Oh, guys, the monster party - that was pretty cool.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, the severed hand was awesome!

0:04:59 > 0:05:01One thing that I'm sure you would agree was quite funny

0:05:01 > 0:05:06- was Dad trying to scare us but he failed.- Let's sneak upstairs...

0:05:06 > 0:05:08- And scare Mummy.- ..scare Mummy.

0:05:08 > 0:05:11This was one of my best and scariest parties ever.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12SPOOKY LAUGH

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Dad and I tried out our monster masks on Mum.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18THEY SCREAM

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- I could have been standing in here with no clothes on.- Aah!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25And to make the party go with a spooky scream,

0:05:25 > 0:05:27the guys went to a famous special effects studio...

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Jack, I didn't realise you were in here.- Oh...- When did you do that?

0:05:31 > 0:05:36- ..for a frightening makeover. - Ew, you look like a fish gone wrong.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Mum gave me a monstrous nail varnish job.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42This isn't the colour I'd usually choose.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I cooked some gruesomely, gory food,

0:05:44 > 0:05:47scary severed hands, terrifying goblin heads

0:05:47 > 0:05:49and really bloody cakes.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53And Dad definitely got one over on my LA friends.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Aah! THEY SCREAM

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Sorry. Sorry. OK, OK. Sorry.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Seriously, he is like a little kid.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Spooky, scary and horribly delicious. What a day!

0:06:08 > 0:06:10SPOOKY LAUGH

0:06:10 > 0:06:12We met some great people in LA

0:06:12 > 0:06:15and although we all spoke the same language,

0:06:15 > 0:06:19they didn't always get us, so I wanted to find out

0:06:19 > 0:06:22how different their English really is to ours.

0:06:22 > 0:06:23So, first question -

0:06:23 > 0:06:24what is a courgette?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- What is a what?- A courgette.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29A car?

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Do you know what a bogey is?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33A bogey?

0:06:33 > 0:06:34Um, it's usually, like,

0:06:34 > 0:06:37a foreign object in the sky.

0:06:37 > 0:06:41- No?- What's a telly?- A what?- A telly.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43- A telly... A telephone?- No.- Oh.

0:06:43 > 0:06:48A...gourd of some sort.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50- No? Still wrong?- It's a bit like a cucumber.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52- A zucchini.- Yeah.- Oh, so I was

0:06:52 > 0:06:54on the right track! It was a gourd.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Yeah, it was a gourd. OK, OK.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57I was almost right.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59Is it something you eat?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Um...- No?- ..you can.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03What do you do with it?

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- You watch stuff. - Watch stuff with it?

0:07:05 > 0:07:07- A television!- Yeah.- OK.

0:07:07 > 0:07:08This one's a bit rude

0:07:08 > 0:07:11but do you know what a bog is?

0:07:11 > 0:07:12A ghost.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Like, a goblin? I don't know.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Hmm.- You can pick them.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19You can pick them.

0:07:19 > 0:07:21Is it, like, an apple? No?

0:07:22 > 0:07:25You go there quite a lot in the day.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27Well, you go there about three times

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- a day.- Ew, the ladies' room?

0:07:29 > 0:07:30- Yeah.- Gross.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31What are chips?

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Chips. Oh, I know this one. I totally know this one.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- Fish and chips, right?- Yeah. - Yes, OK, so it was fries.

0:07:37 > 0:07:38Pretty much, yep.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- This is really important to know. - Oh, no.- What's a nappy?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh...

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- a diaper.- Yeah.- Yeah! See?

0:07:48 > 0:07:51I guess I don't know. What is it?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54It's related to your nose.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Oh.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57It's boogers in America.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59That's disgusting.

0:08:01 > 0:08:06People in LA are really into sports, so it's been brilliant for us lot.

0:08:10 > 0:08:13Hey, guys, what about the helicopter as well? That was scary.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- Oh, that was amazing!- Oh, the helicopter!- And the zip-lining.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17That was so scary.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19Come on, everyone.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22Before we set off to pit ourselves against a super-thrilling

0:08:22 > 0:08:25zipwire, I cooked up one of my favourite

0:08:25 > 0:08:27all-American meals to fortify everyone.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I've waited ages to have chilli and corn bread and it's just so nice.

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Probably my favourite dish, ever.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41Our action-packed day started with an exhilarating chopper ride.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I've never been on a helicopter before.

0:08:44 > 0:08:48The zipwire was up in the mountains of Catalina Island,

0:08:48 > 0:08:51which is just over 22 miles off the coast.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55It's where you go for an extreme sports adventure.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00We headed up to the highest ridge

0:09:00 > 0:09:02and there was only one way to get down.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06- All right, who's going first? - Come on, Dad.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11- Of course, it was the number one Ramsay daredevil.- Iron Man Daddy.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- Go on, Dad! - CHEERING

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Aah!

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Come on, Meg!- Go on, Meg! - CHEERING

0:09:22 > 0:09:26- I think it's amazing. I can't wait.- Clear.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Whoo!

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Aah!

0:09:33 > 0:09:35When we finally got to the bottom,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37we'd travelled almost a mile by zipwire.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44It was kind of scary when you were jumping off,

0:09:44 > 0:09:47but then I was like, "Wow!" It was so cool.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50What a day, fuelled by my chilli.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53That was the Ramsay bunch on an adrenaline high.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59The food at the Hollywood party was so good.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03- Which dish did you like the best? - I loved the salmon.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06- I thought the salmon was really good.- Yeah, the salmon was good.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08- The Matildas?- The Matildas as well.

0:10:10 > 0:10:14I carried out all my own stunts in the kitchen, but in the movies

0:10:14 > 0:10:18the stars get a bit of help from stunt doubles...

0:10:20 > 0:10:23..and Jack, Megan and Holly went to one of the top places

0:10:23 > 0:10:25to learn how to be an action hero.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Jack's always wanted to be in a blockbuster fight scene -

0:10:29 > 0:10:32that's why he loved this.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- Oh, my goodness. - It's so cool in here.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Morning. Welcome to 87Eleven. I'm Jeremy.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39We're here to learn a few cool stunts, if possible.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- You've come to the right place.- Wow.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Why don't you guys come on over and we'll teach you a few things?

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Being a stuntman is not about being the best fighter

0:10:48 > 0:10:49but looking like you are.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55HE SHOUTS

0:10:55 > 0:10:58We should make our own action film.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00And that's exactly what they learned to do.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02This is what I've dreamed of doing

0:11:02 > 0:11:05since I was a little kid watching Spider-Man cartoons.

0:11:05 > 0:11:10- They've been trained by the pros, so don't try this at home.- Yes!

0:11:12 > 0:11:16I felt like Wonder Woman. It was really cool.

0:11:16 > 0:11:17Ladies and gentlemen,

0:11:17 > 0:11:20please take your seats for the Ramsay action movie...

0:11:20 > 0:11:24and my Matilda Award biscuits.

0:11:24 > 0:11:26OK, here we go.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, no. 'I'm ready.' Oh!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37Whoa!

0:11:37 > 0:11:39Meg!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43They won't try that again.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Whoa!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Boom. THEY LAUGH

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Too cool for school, Hols.

0:11:56 > 0:12:01- Oh, my goodness, Jack. - Ninja Assassin, done.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06The Ramsay bunch are a pretty crazy crew

0:12:06 > 0:12:09but the biggest joker by far is Dad.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11- Boo!- Aah!

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Whilst we were in LA, he played loads of jokes on us,

0:12:13 > 0:12:17so at my Mexican party, we decided to get him back...

0:12:17 > 0:12:19big time.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Hey, guys, what about the pinata that looked exactly like Dad

0:12:23 > 0:12:25that we all had a good bashing at?

0:12:25 > 0:12:27Do you guys mean the best two minutes of my life?

0:12:27 > 0:12:28- Jack, you're so horrible to Dad. - Jack!

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Whoa! That's awesome!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40- So cool!- Does it look like me? - Yes, it does.- Seriously?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41I think it's better-looking!

0:12:43 > 0:12:45Wow! Good shot!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Then we released the sweets.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56So if your parents ever drive you mad, you know what to do -

0:12:56 > 0:12:58get a pinata and whack it!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03There's just one last thing to do before we head home...

0:13:03 > 0:13:04- This looks awesome.- So cool.

0:13:04 > 0:13:09..say a big goodbye to LA and we're going to do it graffiti-style!

0:13:09 > 0:13:12You must be Bruno. Already, this stuff over here looks amazing.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Thank you. This is where stars are made - the Venice Art Walls.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18- Fantastic. Right, suits on. Let's go. - All right.

0:13:20 > 0:13:24- I feel like we're in CSI Miami. - I think this is awesome.

0:13:24 > 0:13:29We're spraying around ourselves to do graffiti selfies. So cool!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Not on me! Around me! - No, I was just checking.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36That doesn't look too bad.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38Whoo.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42It's like the, sort of, chef monster.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Daddy, my arm needs to go there.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49Matilda, I think you've made me

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- look like I've got really, really long legs.- I think so.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55Hmm...

0:13:55 > 0:13:57I've had a blast in LA cooking my heart out

0:13:57 > 0:14:02and making some awesome food for my parties, my family and my blog.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08It's been great having foodie chats with Dad too

0:14:08 > 0:14:11cos he is a...good chef.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13What is that?

0:14:13 > 0:14:16But he can be so annoying.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Do you think you'll ever slow-dance with a guy one day?

0:14:18 > 0:14:21I think our chat's...done.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23February the 14th is Valentine's night

0:14:23 > 0:14:25and I don't mind eating out as three of us...

0:14:25 > 0:14:29- You will tell me though if you do have a...- Bye, Dad.- ..boyfriend.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Wait, wait, wait.

0:14:30 > 0:14:32Love you. Bye, darling.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Phew, we managed to do without any boyfriend talk today.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42Matilda when she's bad. Tilly when she's good. Yay, Till.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45"Ramsays' Kitchen Dream Team."

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Now our graffiti sign off's finished,

0:14:47 > 0:14:51the Ramsays have got cases to pack and the plane to catch.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54It's all over for another year.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56It's been totally food-tastic.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02- Bye-bye, LA.- Thank you, Hollywood.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05- See you later, guys.- Bye.

0:15:05 > 0:15:09We're going to miss you, LA, but I can't wait to get home!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11ALL: Bye!