0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Arghhh!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Look at this place!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Eddie.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Eddie!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13People say the most fearsome creature known to man is the lion.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Not true. An angry Mum is far more deadly.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19She can kill you with just one look.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22If you come across one in the wild, play dead.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Are you hiding from me?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Talking to you!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34- I'm not here.- Where are you?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37I'm somewhere else.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Are you all somewhere else?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43I was never here!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Eddie!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53I'm late. I've got meetings all over town.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Please don't eat me.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58What's the point in having children if I can't eat them?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00OK, one bite.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Hey! That's two bites.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Listen, Maria from the cleaning agency will be here any moment
0:02:06 > 0:02:10to clean up the monsters' mess. All I ask is that you please
0:02:10 > 0:02:13keep them in the basement until she leaves.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Do you think you can do that?- Should I threaten to eat them if I don't?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Oh! I'm glad to see you're thinking like an adult!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24New girl is on half-term break. Good.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27New girl has nothing to do. Bad.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Come on. You've got buckets of friends.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33- Yeah... back in Australia.- Surely you've made some friends here.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37I get text messages from two people and one of them is Mum.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39HE LAUGHS
0:02:39 > 0:02:42- Do you want me to text you?- Yeah.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45A 2-1 parent/friend ratio would really put me in party central.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Sweety! I know you're keen to meet new people
0:02:49 > 0:02:52but please don't chat to Maria. I really need her to clean.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Get her mobile number.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Did you just hear that thud?- No.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I just hit rock bottom.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07You can't keep us locked up here
0:03:07 > 0:03:09in our five-star luxury penthouse basement.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Mum said you have to keep away from the cleaner.- What is that?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15A cleaner's a person who comes to your house and tidies up.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19They just come in off the street and start doing that uninvited?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21No. Mum's paying her to come.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Oh! Has she gone, you know...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26..a little bit like me?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27But, but, but...
0:03:27 > 0:03:30My parents are obsessed with keeping the house neat.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33What's the point? The place will only get messed up again.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36It always does. You can't fight it. That's nature.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Well, I know that and you know that.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Tell it to my parents.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44What does the cleaner do with all the rubbish?
0:03:44 > 0:03:46She bags it up and takes it away.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47She steals our dirt.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Rerrrrrrr!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Let's steal her dirt.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52- We must stop her!- No!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54You stay put.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- Monsters have rights too, you know? - And they have lefts.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Where's Norman?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Ta-dah!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Norman!
0:04:06 > 0:04:10Yo, Norm! Save the fur balls!
0:04:10 > 0:04:11THEY LAUGH
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Norman!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Norman!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19THE CLEANER HUMS A TUNE
0:04:20 > 0:04:25Put the broom down and step away from the grime.
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Will you be quiet?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Hm.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh! There's Norman.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43What's he doing?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:04:45 > 0:04:47# Du, du du du du, du du du. #
0:04:49 > 0:04:52He's flirting with the vacuum cleaner!
0:04:53 > 0:04:56We've got to get him out of there.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Psssst! Norman!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Psssst!
0:05:02 > 0:05:05The last time I saw Norman act like this, it was with a rubbish bin.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Nice looking, terrible breath. She had it all.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20It's working.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24That's right, Norman. Just a few steps more.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26SHE SCREAMS
0:05:29 > 0:05:31What is that?
0:05:32 > 0:05:34It's a toy.
0:05:34 > 0:05:35I saw it move.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38It's remote control. Look.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46What kind of familia would have something like that, eh?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48It's... it's grotesco.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51What is it? A reject?
0:05:52 > 0:05:54It's a Norman.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59His eyes... they follow me.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02SHE SCREAMS
0:06:02 > 0:06:03There are more!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05I've got lots of toys.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Yeah, I'm this year's must-have.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11He speaks.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14You're not kidding. It never stops talking.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I sometimes think I should take his batteries out!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hello! I'm...
0:06:21 > 0:06:23..stupid.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- Not good.- Is she dead?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34I hope not. Mum will be furious.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Hokey-pokey-pokey.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Would one less cleaner in the world be such a bad thing?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42That's an awful thing to say.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Someone's got to stand up for all the dirt.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Wakey wakey, dead cleaner thingy person.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- Oh!- Arghhhh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55THEY ALL SCREAM
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Mi madre! Es una casa loca!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I'm in the new girl. Let's get together sometime, yeah?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10See a movie? Call me.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20They make a perfect couple.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- Gadgets love Norm.- Mm.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25He's got the movie-star looks and she's got her plastic
0:07:25 > 0:07:29in all the right places. A real tutti-frutti.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- She sure likes her chocolate. - I'll say.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42It's not often you see a girl eat the wrappers too.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45# Bom, ba-bom bom bom
0:07:45 > 0:07:48# She's hoovered up his heart
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# Now they'll never be apart
0:07:50 > 0:07:52# It's a groovy dust bag kind of love
0:07:52 > 0:07:55# A dust-bag love
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# He has a thing for dirt
0:07:57 > 0:07:59# Let's hope he don't get hurt
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# # It's a groovy dust bag kind of love
0:08:01 > 0:08:04# A dust-bag love
0:08:04 > 0:08:08BOTH: # Hoover! #
0:08:11 > 0:08:14I know. I know!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16No-one is more sorry than I am.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Deep breaths!
0:08:21 > 0:08:22OK. Bye.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28I just had a phone call from Maria.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32It seems our cleaner is now our ex-cleaner.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I tried to keep them in the basement.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Honestly, I did!
0:08:35 > 0:08:39She was nearly hysterical, muttering something about Loco Toys.
0:08:39 > 0:08:43I'd have needed to know you can eat bogie buffet to keep them occupied.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46It took us so long to find her!
0:08:46 > 0:08:47Oh, I'm really sorry, Mum.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I don't blame you.
0:08:51 > 0:08:57I blame THEM!
0:08:57 > 0:09:01I'm sick and tired of cleaning up after you.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04And I'm not going to do it any more.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- That's great news! - Yeah, it's for the best.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- So congratulations, you got the job. - What job?
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- The cleaning job! - I don't remember applying for that!
0:09:13 > 0:09:16You applied for it when you scared Maria away.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Whoo-hooooo! I got a job!
0:09:18 > 0:09:23I expect the kitchen and the sitting room to be spotless when I get back.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25No, no, no. See, we're monsters.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28We make the mess. We don't clear up the mess.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30- There must be some mistake. - No mistake.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32You got the wrong furry guys!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35If you've got a room that's too tidy, call us!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38We can give it that "lived-in" look in next to no time.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's kind of our speciality.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Yeah, it's our...A-team.- Bup-bup!
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Anyone can make a mess!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Not like we can. - THEY CHORTLE
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Want to bet?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Oh!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04THEY CHUCKLE
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- How am I doing? - Not bad for a beginner.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Ha ha ha!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Whoooaaarrr!- Hmm-hmm-hmm!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14It's easy!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Only 9s?- Yeah, there's no food on the ceiling.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Mark of an amateur.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Ohhh! Silly me. Why didn't I think of that?
0:10:38 > 0:10:39SPLAT!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51The room looks great! I love what you've done with the place.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- You like?- What's there not to like?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Good.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Now YOU can clean it up.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Bweeaarrr?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Us?!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Every day I clear up after you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Now YOU can clear up after ME.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Not fair!
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- Huh!- Y-y-you can't make us do this.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12It's...it's un-monsterly!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Do it! Or you can find somewhere else to live.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18HE WHIMPERS
0:11:21 > 0:11:23- Just me?- All of you.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25All of me?!
0:11:25 > 0:11:30- Ah-ha-ha-ha!- I'm serious.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Ohhhh... Ohhh-hh!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42SQUELCHING AND HONKING
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Ohh...oooh! Ohhh!
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Stop canoodling with the vacuum cleaner, Norman.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53You have work to do.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04OK, listen up. Here are some cleaning utensils.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06These are rubber gloves.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- You wear them on your hands... - Oooooh!
0:12:09 > 0:12:12They are not cow's udders and you don't milk them!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13- DISAPPOINTED:- Oh!
0:12:13 > 0:12:17This is a feather duster. You use it for brushing away cobwebs.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Ooooooh!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- It's not your sister.- Oh...
0:12:21 > 0:12:25This is a bucket. You fill it with water and mop the floor.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Bhhaaaaaa!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29- Pool is closed!- Ohh...
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Right, I'll make a start next door, you tidy in here.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33Any questions?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35No? Good.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39Remember, when Mum gets back, she'll expect this house to be spotless.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- So clean everything.- OK!
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Ha ha ha ha!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Not me!
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Ah ha ha ha!
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Well, Haggis, I'm impressed.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Well, thank you.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19If Mum throws you out, I'll miss you, but I'll get over it.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22It could take one second, or it could take as many as two.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Oh, you're making me blush.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Well, I'm going back to my room now.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30You'll say something really stupid, and I'll try to ignore it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Would you like some banana puke?
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Aaagh!
0:13:45 > 0:13:46How's it going next door?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48OK, human Eddie.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51We're really getting the hang of this tidying business.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Haggis, what are you doing?
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Oh, er, fridge ready for inspection, sir.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02You're emptying it all out.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Yes sir. Thank you, sir.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Actually, it's frosty work.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Fortunately, I have a fur coat, otherwise I'd have got a chill.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Fiend, what are you doing?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Er, I'm tidying these crisps away.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Watch. I pick up the crisp. I put the crisp in my mouth.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Ummm!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I chew the crisp.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28I swallow the crisp.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Ulp. Aaagh!
0:14:30 > 0:14:31The crisp is gone!
0:14:31 > 0:14:33That's not tidying. It's eating.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38Wrong. There is no pleasure involved here, it's strictly business.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39You're not helping at all.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44My little green belly is fit to burst, and that's the thanks I get?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Huh!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Norman, why don't you DO some vacuum cleaning?
0:14:52 > 0:14:55You know, with the vacuum cleaner?
0:14:55 > 0:14:58HE GURGLES AND BLEEPS
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Norman says he can't ask here to clean the house on a first date.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Well, I'll ask her.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06HE WAILS
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Norman says, if anyone looks at her, there'll be trouble.
0:15:09 > 0:15:15Norman says, she's mine, I tell you, all mine!
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Get your own girlfriend.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19You three are hopeless.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Well, high praise.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24That means a lot to me coming from you, Eddie.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26You don't get it, do you?
0:15:26 > 0:15:29When Dad tells you to do something, you can ignore it.
0:15:29 > 0:15:32When Mum tells you to do something, it's the law.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34If she gets back and this isn't done,
0:15:34 > 0:15:37you'll be looking for somewhere else to live. Do you understand?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39She will chuck you out forever.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41But cleaning is boring.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44It doesn't have to be. Let's turn the radio on.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47'It's 18 degrees celcius in the city
0:15:47 > 0:15:50'on this beautiful blue-skied sunny afternoon...'
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Hello, little man.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Who are you waving to?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55The little man in the radio.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Oh no.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Right, here's the plan.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Norman, rubbish duty.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Haggis, wash up.
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Eddie, clean.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04And what are you going to do?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08I'm the boss. I'm going to watch you and from time to time,
0:16:08 > 0:16:09offer constructive criticism.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Is that all?
0:16:10 > 0:16:14People think it's easy. It's not, you know.
0:16:14 > 0:16:18Workers get blisters on their hands, I get blisters on my brain.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Which would you prefer?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Snack time, little man.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25There's no-one actually in there.
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Then who's that talking?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27It's a disc jockey.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- A jockey?- Yeah.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31What, is there a horse in there too?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40Monster emergency!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Just for a change!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45Eh-eh-eh-uh-uh-uh.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46We need you to clean.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49I'd love to help(!) Oh, but I can't.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53I'm crazy busy right now, listening to my friend on the radio.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55'Stay tuned to Smile FM...'
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I don't know how to break this to you,
0:16:58 > 0:17:02but there are no people in these shiny boxes!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04You mean he doesn't exist(?)
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Deal with it.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11SQUELCHING
0:17:12 > 0:17:14SQUEAKING
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Are you licking the plates clean?
0:17:19 > 0:17:20Oh! Oh, yes, yes.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I tongue-wash them...
0:17:23 > 0:17:26then give them a bit of a bum-wipe.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Very classy(!)
0:17:28 > 0:17:30The little man's helping me.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Have you seen him?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35No. He's, er...he's very shy. He doesn't get out much.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38'Let's go to the phones.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41'We want to hear from you, the listener,
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- 'so call us on 0909 879 0879' - HAGGIS GASPS
0:17:45 > 0:17:47- Come on!- Get out!
0:17:47 > 0:17:48No! I need your help.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50You've got to help us!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Note to self - lock the door.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56The cleaning invite stands, so if you change your mind,
0:17:56 > 0:17:58you know where to find us.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01'We have our first caller. You're through to Smile FM.
0:18:01 > 0:18:05- 'I'm Haggis.'- Haggis?- Waah!
0:18:05 > 0:18:07- THUD! - 'What do you do, Haggis?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09'I'm a monster.'
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Wait! I think I know this guy!
0:18:11 > 0:18:16'We're all monsters at heart, Haggis, so what's on your mind?'
0:18:16 > 0:18:19I'm having an argument with my friend, Eddie.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21We don't have time for this!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Are you the little man who lives in my radio?
0:18:23 > 0:18:28'I guess I am, yeah. I'm the little man who lives in your radio!'
0:18:28 > 0:18:30I knew it!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33- Ha-ha-hu-la-la! - Did you like the cheese?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Mum? It's me, Angela.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Angela.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Turn on Smile FM.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41- Why?- Just do it!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46'OK, we're on the phone with Haggis.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49'So, tell us, Haggis, what's happening with you?'
0:18:49 > 0:18:52I'm in trouble, little man.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- Big-time.- 'Talk to me.'
0:18:55 > 0:18:56The house is a mess,
0:18:56 > 0:19:00and human mum thingy person has asked us to clean it up!
0:19:00 > 0:19:04- 'Human mum thingy person?! - Yeah! Do you know her?
0:19:04 > 0:19:09'Anyway, anyway, she went completely coconuts.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12'Do you mean bananas?!'
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Ay-ay-am-to.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Did I tell you I've got horns?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18'Anything else you want to get off your chest?'
0:19:18 > 0:19:20My friend's in love with a vacuum cleaner.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23But don't tell anyone!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25It's early days - it's all very hush-hush.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28'He's in love with a vacuum cleaner?!'
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Abb-beb-dee-doo-lah!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31You'd better believe it!
0:19:31 > 0:19:35'Er, is this some kind of an on/off relationship?'
0:19:35 > 0:19:38Ooh...
0:19:38 > 0:19:40No, it's real.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43- 'Is there anyone else there with you?'- Er...
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Oh, yes, there's Angela.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47'Now, we like her cos she's smelly like us.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51- 'OK, a big stinky hi to Angela!' - FIEND CHUCKLES
0:19:51 > 0:19:53'Angela Carlson - C-A-R-L-S-O-N -
0:19:53 > 0:19:57- 'of Hillgate High School. - You got it!'
0:19:57 > 0:19:58HAGGIS CHUCKLES
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- FIEND SNIFFS - Puh! He's got a point!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- I don't smell.- Yeah, you do.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- It's called soap. - Too bad no-one else was listening.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Get off the phone - we're busy!
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- We don't have time for this. - I've got to go now, little man.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20'Nice talking to you, Haggis.'
0:20:20 > 0:20:23You were in the radio!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Duh-doo-doo-doo.- I was?!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Yeah, we heard you.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29What did I say?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Mostly drivel.- It WAS me!
0:20:31 > 0:20:36Can't you see this is going to land us in even more trouble?!
0:20:36 > 0:20:41Admit it - you were wrong about the man in the radio and I was right.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44OK! I admit it.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Now, can we please get back to work?!
0:20:47 > 0:20:54Congratulations. I am now officially in social wilderness.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Did you hear me?
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Oh, yes. So did the human mum thingy person!
0:20:59 > 0:21:03- She did?!- Yeah. In fact she's rushing home right now
0:21:03 > 0:21:06to congratulate you all in person!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08So, keep in touch!
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Don't be strangers!
0:21:11 > 0:21:13We'll be text buddies!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15MIMICS RINGTONE
0:21:15 > 0:21:19It's not as though I'll ever have anyone else to talk to anyway!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22That's it. We're finished!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24- We are?!- It's over.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28The sense of satisfaction is enormous!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30And you thought we couldn't do it!
0:21:30 > 0:21:34RADIO: 'We've been inundated with texts and e-mails,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36'wishing the crew good luck with the clean-up,
0:21:37 > 0:21:41'so this next track is for Haggis, and all you monsters out there.'
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Hey! That's us!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- # Get the job done - Later, baby, later
0:21:52 > 0:21:56- # Get the job done - I'll be there in a mo
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- # Get the job done - Tell me, what's the hurry?
0:22:00 > 0:22:04- # Get the job done - Quick, quick and then slow
0:22:10 > 0:22:15# Working like a monster but I ain't done yet
0:22:15 > 0:22:19# Get my act together Sorting it all out
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# I run a tight ship Got to get a good grip
0:22:21 > 0:22:23# That's what I'm about... #
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Finally!
0:22:25 > 0:22:30- # Get the job done - Later, baby, later
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- # Get the job done - Quick, quick, then slow. #
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Tidy everything away!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Yeah. Oh!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Aaargh! Aaargh!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50Not me! Grrr! Huh!
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Don't get your hopes up,
0:22:56 > 0:23:00we've obviously walked into the wrong house.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02It looks like our house.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Whoa! Photo opportunity! Although, I probably would have preferred
0:23:07 > 0:23:09the monsters leaving shot, but, hey.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12That sounds like our daughter.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Could be a look-alike.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- EXHAUSTED SINGING: - # Working like a monster
0:23:21 > 0:23:22# Ain't done yet... #
0:23:22 > 0:23:27My handy helpers, you did it! The place looks fabulous.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28ALL GROAN
0:23:28 > 0:23:31See? They're not completely useless!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35GROANING AND WAILING
0:23:35 > 0:23:36No, far from it!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38So can they stay?! Can they?!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- Absolutely.- Yes!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43They can clean every week!
0:23:43 > 0:23:44ANGUISHED GROANS
0:23:44 > 0:23:47What's the matter, Norman? Have you got girlfriend trouble?
0:23:47 > 0:23:50She fancies the little man in the radio!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Duh-dooh! Duh-dooh! Duh-dooh!
0:23:53 > 0:23:57Norman says he thought it was true love! Apparently not.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00BABBLES INCOHERENTLY
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Norman says he has news for this heartbreaker!
0:24:03 > 0:24:07MIMICS EXPLOSION
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Oh, you're chucked!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14CRIES
0:24:21 > 0:24:24'Me and my monsters learnt an important lesson today.
0:24:25 > 0:24:29'When Mum tells you to do something, you have to do it.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32'But it doesn't pay to do it too well.'
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