Call of the Mild

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand

0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Me and my monsters can

0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Me and my monsters can. #

0:01:00 > 0:01:02NORM JIBBERS

0:01:04 > 0:01:06BUZZING

0:01:06 > 0:01:10- EDDIE:- 'When you're a kid, people are always telling you to change.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12'Change that face you're pulling,

0:01:12 > 0:01:16'change your attitude. Change your underwear more than once a week.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18'It never stops.'

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Screwdriver...

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Screwdriver!

0:01:26 > 0:01:31'Lucky monsters. No-one ever expects them to be something they're not.'

0:01:31 > 0:01:33Metal-licious!

0:01:33 > 0:01:34BURP!

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Will someone please hand me a screwdriver?

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Ewwwww!

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- CLANG! - Ow!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Never mind.

0:01:54 > 0:02:00I just don't understand why the plumbing's been playing up so much.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01- PIPES GROAN - Want me to look at it?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04I'm quite the expert at the old DIY.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07HE CLICKS SWITCH

0:02:07 > 0:02:11How many Carlsons does it take to change a light bulb?

0:02:11 > 0:02:15One. Just not you, darling.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17- CLATTERING - Hey!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Paws out of there, I have a system.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23A place for everything, and everything in its place.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Speaking of which, isn't it time for certain furry freeloaders

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- to go back down to their enclosure? - Ohhh!

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Can't we stay up here just a bit longer, human mum lady?

0:02:33 > 0:02:35It's not like we're doing any harm!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37NORM SCREECHES, PIPES GROAN

0:02:42 > 0:02:44GLASS SMASHES

0:02:44 > 0:02:45NORM SHUDDERS

0:02:47 > 0:02:49What? It's not supposed to do that?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- BOTH:- Basement!

0:02:53 > 0:02:55It's unbelievable!

0:02:55 > 0:02:56Yeah, unbelievable.

0:02:56 > 0:03:01- It stinks!- Yeah! Yeah, it stinks! Er...

0:03:01 > 0:03:03what were we angry about again, Eddie?

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You guys being banished from upstairs AGAIN.

0:03:06 > 0:03:09And when we were being so helpful too!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Yeah! We're always helpful.

0:03:11 > 0:03:16Just the other night, we found a new spider the size of a football!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18And we made him a special new home.

0:03:18 > 0:03:22Wait...the size of a football? Seriously?!

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Yeah! Look!

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I wondered what that ball of pipes was.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Whoa!

0:03:30 > 0:03:32He's a beast!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35We even came up with a special new name for him.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Large Spider!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40That's very...accurate.

0:03:40 > 0:03:45Yes! It was a long three days coming up with THAT one,

0:03:45 > 0:03:46I can tell you!

0:03:46 > 0:03:48- Bing-gub-buh-bye! Whoo! - RUMBLING

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Hang on.

0:03:50 > 0:03:54So, are you telling me you did this to the water pipes?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yep, all our own handiwork.

0:03:56 > 0:03:57Impressive, huh?

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, that explains the plumbing problems upstairs.

0:04:00 > 0:04:06You've twisted all those pipes into a ball and ruined the whole system.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09If this gets any worse, they might burst.

0:04:09 > 0:04:13Then there's no way you'll be able to stay down here.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15That's it! Just think...

0:04:15 > 0:04:19the smallest knock might make it spring a leak.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Screwdriver.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26CLANGING AND RATTLING

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Uh-oh...

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Well, that worked slightly better than expected.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44Eddie - dinner! Hey...

0:04:44 > 0:04:46I thought I told you -

0:04:46 > 0:04:49downstairs to the basement, or I call pest control.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50"Pssst" - "ahhhh!"

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Yeah, we would, Mr C, but the...

0:04:53 > 0:04:58"damp" problem seems to have got a teensy tiny bit worse.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00The "damp"?

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Since when do monsters worry about damp?

0:05:04 > 0:05:05- Er...- Er...

0:05:05 > 0:05:09SPLASHING

0:05:10 > 0:05:14I'm just going to grab a towel.

0:05:19 > 0:05:23Right, here's the deal. The basement is flooded,

0:05:23 > 0:05:28- so the monsters will have to stay upstairs for dinner.- Yes!

0:05:28 > 0:05:31I mean...yeah. I suppose that's true. Carry on.

0:05:31 > 0:05:36They'll have to stay upstairs while your father very sweetly attempts

0:05:36 > 0:05:40to prove to me that he's not completely useless at fixing stuff.

0:05:40 > 0:05:46Some say, "D-I-Y". I say, "D-I-why not?"

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Thanks, Mum. You won't regret it.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54I just hope you guys can show me that you know how to behave

0:05:54 > 0:05:56like grown-ups.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Stay still, wriggly worm!

0:06:08 > 0:06:12So, isn't this nice, all of us humans and monsters

0:06:12 > 0:06:16dining together for the first, and, without a doubt, last, time?

0:06:16 > 0:06:18HE SNIFFS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Ah...ah...ah...

0:06:20 > 0:06:21Eddie!

0:06:21 > 0:06:24Ah....ATCHOO!

0:06:26 > 0:06:29Ha...ha...now, that's what I call seasoning.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Fiend! Excuse me.

0:06:34 > 0:06:38So, Mum, it's really cool how laid-back you are.

0:06:38 > 0:06:41You're not the kind of parent who says no.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44You let us experience new things.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46And that's why you're so great.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Out with it!

0:06:47 > 0:06:52Everyone is going to this movie tomorrow and I really want to go,

0:06:52 > 0:06:54but it's sort of over-15s only.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55What kind of film?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Uh, well, I guess you could call it a romantic comedy,

0:06:59 > 0:07:01with, you know, a hint of adventure.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05- Title?- Undead Zombie Freaks Wreck Britain...

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- Nope!- But you don't even know what it's about yet!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13HE GRUNTS AND GROANS Gotcha!

0:07:13 > 0:07:16SMASHING

0:07:18 > 0:07:22Um...think of all the washing up this is saving you.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Eddie!

0:07:23 > 0:07:27All right, all right, I'll take them back to the basement.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Sorry, no can do.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Why not?

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Well, I was just defending myself against a mega spider.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Darn it, that's a better name!

0:07:36 > 0:07:42And it seems that, in the fray, I may have made the leak a bit bigger.

0:07:42 > 0:07:46It's going to be at least 24 hours till the place is habitable again.

0:07:46 > 0:07:48Which means a day off work for me.

0:07:48 > 0:07:53DIY-ing it, baby. Oh, yeah. Carbs, that's what we're talking about.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Honestly! Fine.

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Eddie, make up some beds, the monsters can sleep in your room.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02CHEERING

0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Shhh.- Shhh!

0:08:05 > 0:08:09No midnight feasts, no pillow fights,

0:08:09 > 0:08:11and no jumping on the bed.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Do I make myself clear?

0:08:13 > 0:08:15Crystal.

0:08:23 > 0:08:25- Woo-hoo!- Ahh!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Not tonight, OK?

0:08:28 > 0:08:32This is your shot at going totally free-range.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35- You can't afford to blow it now. - Sorry, Ed.

0:08:35 > 0:08:40But this whole "being sensible" gig, it doesn't come natural to us!

0:08:40 > 0:08:43We're born to misbehave!

0:08:43 > 0:08:47That's why I'm enrolling you in Eddie's Night School.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Tonight's topic is how to act grown-up.

0:09:10 > 0:09:11CRUNCHING

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! - Hee-hee-hee!

0:09:35 > 0:09:40We're terribly, quite amazingly sorry about breaking the table,

0:09:40 > 0:09:44human-woman-mum. It was terribly monsterish of us.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47Um, apology accepted.

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Thanks, Fiend.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Please, would you like more tea, please, Mrs Carlson?

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Er, thanks, Haggis!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57POSH VOICE: Thank you!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- HE BREATHES OUT - Woah, not so close, Norman!

0:10:03 > 0:10:07Actually, that's minty fresh breath, Norm!

0:10:07 > 0:10:09HE GURGLES

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Did he just say "thank you"?

0:10:11 > 0:10:15He did. And I have also successfully used the toilet!

0:10:15 > 0:10:18And I only fell in once!

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Monsters living in the basement I can just about handle.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25But monsters in my shower, using my loofah...

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Not happy.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30I, for one, am impressed.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Our monsters are really changing their ways.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35I thought you'd be pleased.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Yeah. Well, I still don't see why Eddie's allowed to have his friends

0:10:38 > 0:10:42around 24/7, but I'm not allowed to see one zombie-apocalypse movie.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Look, I've checked out the other movies -

0:10:45 > 0:10:47what about High School Hoedown?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Square dancing ain't just for squares!

0:10:50 > 0:10:52I'll even come with you!

0:10:52 > 0:10:53What about it?

0:10:53 > 0:10:59I am just going to walk away with what little remains of my dignity.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02CRASH!

0:11:08 > 0:11:12I really, really want to laugh my head off right now.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14But I guess that wouldn't be very grown-up.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- DAD:- This has taken all day. Work, you stupid pipes!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21DELICATE PIANO MUSIC

0:11:22 > 0:11:23Hey, you guys!

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Mum and Dad are out, so we are free to P-A-R-T-Y!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Cos we got to... - HE SWITCHES STATION

0:11:30 > 0:11:32FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

0:11:33 > 0:11:34MUSIC STOPS

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Fiend...what's up?

0:11:37 > 0:11:43What's up? The ceiling, a light bulb that needs replacing,

0:11:43 > 0:11:46and does that jacket belong on the floor,

0:11:46 > 0:11:47young man? Hmm?

0:11:47 > 0:11:51No, it does not! Humph!

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Hey, Norm, what's he in a mood about?

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- Ahem. - HE SINGS

0:11:59 > 0:12:01What is it? All spice?

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Bay leaves...cloves...

0:12:03 > 0:12:08Norman, have you alphabetised the spice rack?

0:12:08 > 0:12:11HE GABBLES

0:12:11 > 0:12:15OK, I get it, you're still acting grown-up, aren't you?

0:12:15 > 0:12:18It's OK, Mum and Dad aren't here, you can drop the act.

0:12:18 > 0:12:19Tell 'em, Haggis.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Hello, Edward.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23OK, now I'm freaked out.

0:12:23 > 0:12:29I think you should sit down nicely and tell us how your day was, hmm?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Please, thank you, may I?

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Guys, snap out of it!

0:12:34 > 0:12:35Snap out of what, honey?

0:12:35 > 0:12:39All this grown-up stuff, it's just not you.

0:12:39 > 0:12:43I know. Let's play "Name That Farty Armpit Tune."

0:12:43 > 0:12:44I'll go first.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46FARTY NOISES

0:12:46 > 0:12:50Ee-buck-ah-kahne-wah.

0:12:50 > 0:12:53You're right, Norman, that IS disgusting.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Dinner's in 20 minutes.

0:12:55 > 0:12:59Oh, no! You've been upstairs for too long.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01You've been brainwashed.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03You've...grown up!

0:13:06 > 0:13:08And I quote...

0:13:08 > 0:13:10"This film is a masterpiece."

0:13:10 > 0:13:16"..of gory splattertainment." The answer is no, Angela.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18N-O. No.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19But everyone is going!

0:13:19 > 0:13:23- No, they're not. - They're not, little lady!

0:13:23 > 0:13:27I wasn't talking to you, Fiend. This family is insane!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Angela, wait a second.

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Did you see how I improvised there?

0:13:31 > 0:13:34That "little lady" thing just sort of came to me.

0:13:34 > 0:13:39Mmm, I'm really getting the hang of this grown-up stuff.

0:13:39 > 0:13:44Anyone asks you a question, you just say "no". It's fun!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47Maybe you should let me deal with the kids, OK, Fiend?

0:13:47 > 0:13:50Oh, look, the news is on.

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Is that the time already?

0:13:51 > 0:13:56Oh, I'm dying to see how that whole fishing quotas story has developed

0:13:56 > 0:13:58in the last half hour.

0:14:00 > 0:14:05Great news, guys, the basement is all dried out. You can go home!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Brilliant!

0:14:07 > 0:14:10I mean... We're sorry to see you go.

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Really.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13Bye-bye, though!

0:14:13 > 0:14:18Gosh, Kate, that's a jolly kind offer, it really is,

0:14:18 > 0:14:22but we rather think we might prefer to stay upstairs.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25What are you saying exactly?

0:14:25 > 0:14:28I suppose we're saying thanks...

0:14:28 > 0:14:30but no thanks.

0:14:31 > 0:14:32HAGGIS FARTS

0:14:32 > 0:14:34MONSTERS LAUGH

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Beg pardon.

0:14:38 > 0:14:42They just hang around up there all day long, getting under our feet,

0:14:42 > 0:14:45interfering with our stuff, asking us for more tea.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- It's just like having your gran to stay, but with more hair.- Nick!

0:14:49 > 0:14:50No, OK, sorry, no. You're right.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Granny's just as hairy as they are.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57You said they turned this way while I was at school.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00Just by watching how you behave.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02OK, I have a plan.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04But you have to do exactly what I tell you.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07And I warn you - could get messy.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Dinner is served.

0:15:15 > 0:15:20Mmm, it's that classic combination of uncooked spaghetti,

0:15:20 > 0:15:24raw onions and...

0:15:24 > 0:15:25One of my shoes.

0:15:25 > 0:15:28All the ingredients are fresh.

0:15:28 > 0:15:32So...isn't this nice?

0:15:32 > 0:15:37All of us humans and monsters having a civilised dinner together.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Do help yourselves, everyone.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Mum!

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Maybe Angela would like some salad, Dad?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yeah, yeah, sure thing.

0:15:58 > 0:16:02- Dressing?- And you say I'm not grown-up enough?!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12Mr C! What are you playing at?

0:16:12 > 0:16:14It's called having fun, remember?

0:16:16 > 0:16:17Woo-hoo! Yeah!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm growing! I'm growing!

0:16:28 > 0:16:32Well...all this has really made me think.

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Do you know what we should do?

0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Join in the food fight like the crazy monsters you are!- No.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Make a start on the washing up.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Somebody has to clean up this mess.

0:16:47 > 0:16:51Well, that didn't work. I guess it's back to being grown-ups for us.

0:16:51 > 0:16:55Yeah, but can we wait until they've tidied up a little bit, eh?

0:16:55 > 0:16:58I can't believe they got Eddie to mop the floor.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02What's that?

0:17:03 > 0:17:05Hmm.

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Maybe we shouldn't quit the monster lifestyle just yet.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12What are you suggesting?

0:17:12 > 0:17:14A little role reversal?

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, well, can't say we didn't try.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22I guess I have to get used to life being a lot more boring from now on.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Woo-hoo!

0:17:26 > 0:17:28OK! Many, many questions.

0:17:28 > 0:17:30I'm just going to pick one at random.

0:17:30 > 0:17:32What are you wearing?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Do you like them, do you? It was my idea.

0:17:34 > 0:17:39Why do boring laundry when you can have disposable clothes?

0:17:39 > 0:17:44- The monsters can't see you, you can drop the act.- What act, Eddaroonie?

0:17:44 > 0:17:46- Waaaaah!- Spinning chairs! Wooooo!

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Feel sick in a good way.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Oh, no! Not you, too!

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Where's a responsible grown-up when you need one?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Here!- Here we are!

0:17:58 > 0:18:00BOTH: Whoa!

0:18:00 > 0:18:01What are you doing?

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Spying on you.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Wow, you really are like grown-ups.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08That's right! Don't worry about your parents any more,

0:18:08 > 0:18:11we can do anything they used to do for you!

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Try us.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14This is a disaster.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18- I wouldn't be so sure about that, Ed. Fiend?- Yeah.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Because you are the reigning grown-up in this family,

0:18:22 > 0:18:23I would like to ask permission

0:18:23 > 0:18:26to go to a scary movie tonight with my friends, please.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Hmmm...

0:18:29 > 0:18:30No.

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Well, are you just saying no because that's what Mum does?

0:18:33 > 0:18:35Noooo.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37So can I not go and just stay here all night?

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Noooooooo.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43- So you're not, not giving me permission to go tonight, then?- No?

0:18:43 > 0:18:45Great! I'll see you later, then.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47Have fun!

0:18:47 > 0:18:49You know, you do have your uses sometimes.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56Ooh, ooh, oh, oh! Time to watch the news again.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58MONSTERS: Yay! Hurrah!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01No! This has gone far enough.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04I might have complained about Mum and Dad from time to time,

0:19:04 > 0:19:06but there's different stuff I need them for.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08You're not real grown-ups!

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Is this just a delaying tactic to avoid bedtime?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14No!

0:19:14 > 0:19:16And how do you even know about...?

0:19:16 > 0:19:18Never mind.

0:19:18 > 0:19:22What is it you need? Just say the word, son.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25All right. I need a clean football kit for tomorrow.

0:19:25 > 0:19:29Ah. Norman, you're on laundry duty, I believe.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31NORMAN GIBBERS

0:19:31 > 0:19:33What have you done to it?

0:19:33 > 0:19:37Cleaned it, like the clever adult grown-ups that we are.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40So what else?

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Mum always makes me a packed lunch for school.

0:19:43 > 0:19:44Haggis!

0:19:44 > 0:19:47You were on catering duty, weren't you?

0:19:47 > 0:19:51Yes. And you know how you're supposed to feed your children

0:19:51 > 0:19:54five portions of fruit and veg per day?

0:19:54 > 0:19:55Check this out.

0:19:55 > 0:19:59Well, I call this my pinuckleycaranchinana.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03You'll be the envy of all your friends.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Don't worry, Edward.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09We're in charge now and there's nothing we can't handle.

0:20:09 > 0:20:12LOUD RUMBLE

0:20:12 > 0:20:15Haggis, do you need a snack?

0:20:15 > 0:20:17No, that's not my tummy.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19It must be an earthquake!

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Don't worry. The plumbing's just gone out of control again.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Oh, no!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26The plumbing has gone out of control again!

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Nobody panic!

0:20:27 > 0:20:30Mr Fiend has got it all in hand.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34Haggis, Norman...

0:20:34 > 0:20:36fix the plumbing, please.

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Oh, this is serious.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Mum, Dad, the plumbing's gone crazy!

0:20:51 > 0:20:54The house is about to explode!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Explosions! Cool!- Cool!

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Oh, grow up!

0:21:00 > 0:21:01It's obvious what's wrong.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05The pipes must be hungry. So let's feed 'em!

0:21:07 > 0:21:09That's it, Norman.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Yes, good.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Good work, Haggis!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14That's good, Norman, yes.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17Oh, they must be starving!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19More food! More food!

0:21:19 > 0:21:23Oh, no, no, no, no! Not my pinuckleycaranchinana!

0:21:24 > 0:21:26No, Norman...!

0:21:28 > 0:21:30This is your last chance, plumbing!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Behave or else it's straight to bed!

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Eddie, Eddie, I don't want to be a grown-up any more.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41Emergency! Emergency!

0:21:41 > 0:21:42Dad, have you come to save us?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45No, we've run out of crackers.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Ah.- Wait!

0:21:47 > 0:21:51Dad! You have to snap out of it, this is all my fault.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54Because... Because...

0:21:54 > 0:21:56OK, here goes.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59I wanted the monsters to come upstairs so I flooded the basement.

0:21:59 > 0:22:03Now's everyone's changed and now the plumbing's trying to kill us!

0:22:03 > 0:22:06Hmmm. Interesting.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07HE WHISTLES

0:22:07 > 0:22:08RUMBLING STOPS Wait...

0:22:08 > 0:22:10How did you...?

0:22:10 > 0:22:16You know, Eddie, if you're going to knock a hole in a pipe,

0:22:16 > 0:22:19it's best not to leave the screwdriver you did it with

0:22:19 > 0:22:20just lying around.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22Wait a second...

0:22:22 > 0:22:24So you were just pretending to...

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Just to make me...

0:22:27 > 0:22:28You...

0:22:28 > 0:22:30DAD CHUCKLES You...

0:22:32 > 0:22:34..monsters!

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Easy, Ed!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38We're the only monsters around here.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42MONSTERS SHOUT AND LAUGH

0:22:45 > 0:22:46I never thought I'd say this,

0:22:46 > 0:22:50but it's really good to have them back to their old selves again.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52Fore!

0:22:54 > 0:22:58I'm fine. I'm fine.

0:22:58 > 0:23:02Like Mum says, a place for everything and everything in its place.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Nice crawling, Eddie,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07but you're still in line for some serious punishment.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09CLANGING

0:23:09 > 0:23:12I can't believe you made the pipes rattle like that from down here.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Isn't it time to get a professional in to fix the plumbing?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18No need because I've decided to enrol you

0:23:18 > 0:23:22in three months of DIY evening classes.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25- That's an imaginative punishment, I like it.- Good.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27- Because you're going, too.- What?

0:23:27 > 0:23:29- That's ridiculous. - CLANGING

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Evening classes, check.

0:23:33 > 0:23:37Angela, nice time at the movies?

0:23:40 > 0:23:44Can't believe you let me watch that...that thing.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Yeah, the lesson here is

0:23:46 > 0:23:50if you need a responsible grown-up, find someone who doesn't think this

0:23:50 > 0:23:51is funny.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53NORMAN FARTS A TUNE

0:23:55 > 0:23:57MONSTERS LAUGH

0:24:00 > 0:24:03Seriously, though... what's with the sleeping bag?

0:24:03 > 0:24:07You're the only things I know that are more freaky looking than zombies

0:24:07 > 0:24:10so congrats, you're my new bodyguards.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14You know there is a spider down here the size of a poodle, don't you?

0:24:14 > 0:24:15Grow up, Eddie!

0:24:17 > 0:24:19'I guess some things are meant to change.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23'But other things, like monsters, like family...'

0:24:23 > 0:24:29Angela...meet Large Spider!

0:24:29 > 0:24:32ANGELA SCREAMS

0:24:32 > 0:24:35'..they're just fine the way they are.'

0:24:35 > 0:24:38MONSTERS LAUGH

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