Bogey Brothers

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong

0:00:11 > 0:00:15# You put me right when I am going wrong

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You're my hands when my arms are tied

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# You colour me in when I'm black and white

0:00:29 > 0:00:30# Pick me up when I fall down

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# I couldn't wish for better friends

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To share my life with

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand

0:00:44 > 0:00:48# My and my monsters can

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #

0:01:01 > 0:01:05'Did you ever wonder what it would like to be someone different?

0:01:05 > 0:01:07'Walk in their shoes for a bit?

0:01:07 > 0:01:10'Especially if they were fuzzy and had claws.'

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Thanks. You know, I've had a real nightmare week.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- I just need a relaxing weekend. - Try to unwind.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Monsters! Breakfast!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19Come and get it.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21ALL ROAR AND SHOUT

0:01:21 > 0:01:24Eddie! Eddie!

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- Eddie, over here!- Incoming!

0:01:26 > 0:01:27HE GOBBLES

0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Hey, Eddie, don't throw food! - What, scared of toast?

0:01:34 > 0:01:36ALL CLAMOUR

0:01:37 > 0:01:38- Ouch.- Ha-ha-ha.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42That's it. You're out of here.

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Waiter, we'd like three milkshakes to go!

0:01:45 > 0:01:49- I am not your waiter. - We'd still like the shakes.

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Out of here.

0:01:50 > 0:01:52HE SIGHS

0:01:52 > 0:01:55We've let you play with the monsters for the holidays,

0:01:55 > 0:01:59but now it's over and it's time for life to return to normal.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01- Normal is boring. - Can we just sit down

0:02:01 > 0:02:03and have a civilised family breakfast?

0:02:04 > 0:02:09- Angela, do you have to read at the table?- Er, yeah, yeah, I do,

0:02:09 > 0:02:12cos I have to finish this before the new term starts.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13That's not a book, it's a library.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Eddie, could you pass the milk, please?

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Eddie, could you pass the milk?

0:02:21 > 0:02:22Eddie.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Eddie!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26I don't answer to the name Eddie anymore.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Great(!)- What do you answer to?

0:02:29 > 0:02:32- Splurge.- Er, yeah, that's funny, yeah.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34That actually suits you.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36Is there a reason for this?

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I don't want to be a human being any more. From now on,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'm going to be full-time monster.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Is this for real?

0:02:45 > 0:02:49Yeah. Being a monster is a lifestyle choice which really works for me.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Go to bed when you like, get up when you like,

0:02:51 > 0:02:53don't even have to wash or go to school.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56I should have converted ages ago.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Did he just say he won't be going to school?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03This is perfect. My son informs me he's going to change species

0:03:03 > 0:03:05and it's not yet 8.30am.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07This has gone too far.

0:03:08 > 0:03:12Are you ready to take the bogey brother oath?

0:03:12 > 0:03:13I am ready.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Then raise your hand and repeat after me...

0:03:16 > 0:03:17NORMAN JABBERS

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I, human Eddie...

0:03:19 > 0:03:21I, human Eddie...

0:03:21 > 0:03:23..now called Splurge...

0:03:23 > 0:03:25..now called Splurge...

0:03:25 > 0:03:30renounce my human-thingy people ways forever.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32What you just said.

0:03:32 > 0:03:36And from this day forward promise to do my monster worst.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37That, too.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41It's now time for the ceremonial exchange of gifts.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Oh, goody, this is the best bit!

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Please accept...

0:03:46 > 0:03:48the bogey.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52I accept the bogey.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53We all chipped in.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55I can see that.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58All right, this has gone far enough.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Eddie...

0:04:00 > 0:04:04- time for you to play with some normal friends.- Hey! I'm normal!

0:04:04 > 0:04:07Me too. Well...as normal as can be.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09HE JABBERS

0:04:09 > 0:04:11You're the ones who aren't normal.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I mean people friends - boys your own age.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18No! I'm a monster now. Four against two. You can't make me.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Eddie, come on, this is ridiculous...

0:04:20 > 0:04:22SPLAT!

0:04:22 > 0:04:25Did he just squash a giant bogey on me?

0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Yes!- Hey, aren't you the lucky one?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Oh! No-one ever squashes a bogey on me.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Right, that's it. Eddie, upstairs this instant and get dressed.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- I can't. I don't have any clothes. - What have you done with them?

0:04:39 > 0:04:43- We threw them all away!- You did what?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45The binmen took them this morning.

0:04:45 > 0:04:48I don't need clothes any more. I have my Splurge suit.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52Argh! Upstairs now!

0:04:56 > 0:04:59You can take my home, you can take my dignity,

0:04:59 > 0:05:02you can take my toast...

0:05:02 > 0:05:04but you cannot take my son.

0:05:06 > 0:05:11- Stop complaining, Eddie.- These new human-thingy clothes are itchy.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15OK, everyone, this is Gavin! He lives across the street.

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Hello, Gavin.

0:05:16 > 0:05:20Gavin, this is Eddie and Angela.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- My name is Splurge. - NICK LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

0:05:22 > 0:05:28- It's Eddie.- Look, Gavin has proper skin, hair and eyes just like you.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29You've got lots in common.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Now, run along and play, boys!- Go on.

0:05:38 > 0:05:40NICK MOUTHS Weird parents?

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Yes!- And a sister who reads? That is just wrong.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50Splurge is gone!

0:05:50 > 0:05:52He's left us!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54PLAYS HARMONICA

0:05:54 > 0:05:57I'm very close to tears right now.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01Me too! And that presents a major health risk.

0:06:01 > 0:06:06If you cry when you've got as many eyeballs as me, you dehydrate fast!

0:06:06 > 0:06:11In a matter of seconds, I'll be as dry as a little green biscuit!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15We're Splurge's true friends.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Yeah! What's that kid got that we haven't got, hmm?

0:06:18 > 0:06:23- Oh... Hmm...- Hmm...

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Se, er, what do you want to do?

0:06:26 > 0:06:28- What games do you have.- Loads.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Want to play death drop onto the sofa?

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- I've never heard of it. - We could play gross out.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37But I should warn you, I've been trained by a team of experts.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Don't you have any proper games? - Like what?

0:06:40 > 0:06:41Computer games. What else?!

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I don't have any.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- You're kidding me, right?!- No.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Lucky for you I'm here.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Welcome to the future.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Is it any good?- Trust me,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58you are going to like!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Time to lay down the law. Eddie is upstairs playing with a human

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- and YOU are going to stay in the basement!- Who says?

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I do because I'm the BOSS!

0:07:08 > 0:07:10No! I'M the boss!

0:07:10 > 0:07:13He's definitely the boss. He keeps telling us he is.

0:07:13 > 0:07:14NORMAN JABBERS

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- Not any more!- Have I been sacked?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18No, because you never were the boss.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21- Are you sure?- Quite sure. Do as I say and stay in the basement.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23Who says?

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Just stay away from Eddie!

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Ha-ha. - HAGGIS SNIFFS

0:07:26 > 0:07:32I think human dad thingy wants us to stay away from Eddie.

0:07:32 > 0:07:37Hmm... Ah! Then let's go look for SPLURGE!

0:07:37 > 0:07:39Heh-heh-heh-heh!

0:07:39 > 0:07:40NORMAN LAUGHS

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Level two, this is where it starts to get interesting.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- What do we have to do? - Same as before only quicker.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50GAME BUZZES, ZAPS AND BEEPS

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Let's get Splurge's attention.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Ring the door bell.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Doing-doing! Doing-doing!

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Oh! Give him a call.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Prrp-prrp!

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Prrp-prrp!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Try his mobile.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16- MIMICS MOBILE RING TONE: - # Wu-huh! Num-num-num now-now now

0:08:16 > 0:08:20# Num-num num-num-num hu hu Num-num-num now-now

0:08:20 > 0:08:22# Num-num-num... # Ah! Uh-ah?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24- DAD:- You've interrupted my meditation session.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Look, I'm not relaxed at all now.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Have you tried acupuncture?

0:08:29 > 0:08:30I've considered it.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33We could help with that. Where's that box of nails?

0:08:33 > 0:08:34Will you get out of here?

0:08:34 > 0:08:37No! We're not leaving without Splurge!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39NORMAN JABBERS

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Ha ha-ha! Kate?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Ha-ha ha-ha-ha!- Grrr!

0:08:45 > 0:08:48Argh! Kate? Kate! Kate!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50What do you three want?

0:08:50 > 0:08:51SPLURGE!

0:08:51 > 0:08:53You can't have him!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55THEY ALL GRUNT

0:08:55 > 0:08:57Is this some kind of game?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58- No!- Wargh!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Hmm! Launch Fiend!

0:09:03 > 0:09:05NORMAN JABBERS

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Yah! Grr!

0:09:07 > 0:09:12SHOUTING AND GRUNTING

0:09:14 > 0:09:16This is fun!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Argh!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20Yeah! Heh-heh-heh!

0:09:20 > 0:09:24Ha-ha-ha! Wurh! Can we play this game all the time?

0:09:24 > 0:09:26No, we can't!

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Who's winning?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30SHE SCREAMS

0:09:30 > 0:09:35GIBBERING, SCREAMING, GIGGLING

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Isn't this cosy? Mm-hm!

0:09:37 > 0:09:40Hey! Oh-oh! No! Hey, no! No pulling hair.

0:09:40 > 0:09:41Not allowed!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ai ya!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- HAGGIS:- Ooh! Ha-ha-ha!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47GIGGLING AND GIBBERING

0:09:47 > 0:09:50- HAGGIS:- Ooh! - Hey, guys?

0:09:50 > 0:09:51Gavin is really cool!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I'm so glad you like him.

0:09:53 > 0:09:54Can he stay over?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57I don't see why not. I'll go and ask his mum.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Hi, Eddie!- SPLURGE!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01..Spleddie!

0:10:01 > 0:10:04Later, guys, I've got to complete the bonus level.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07He doesn't like us any more.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09That hurts so bad!

0:10:09 > 0:10:13You're going to have to learn to spend time with us.

0:10:13 > 0:10:14What will we do?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17So how's it going?

0:10:17 > 0:10:20We're saving the universe.

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Again?!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25OK. Well, after you've done that, wash your hands before dinner.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28GAME ZAPS AND BUZZES

0:10:36 > 0:10:39NORMAN HUMS

0:10:44 > 0:10:46We're bored, Big Eddie.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Do you want to play?

0:10:49 > 0:10:52- RELAXING MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES - What was his answer.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54He's still thinking about it.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59If you want us to leave, blink twice.

0:10:59 > 0:11:02If you want us to stay, do nothing.

0:11:05 > 0:11:06He wants us to stay!

0:11:06 > 0:11:07OK!

0:11:07 > 0:11:12Let's wake him up and have some fun! Twiddle the knobs, Norm!

0:11:12 > 0:11:14NORMAN GIBBERS

0:11:14 > 0:11:15VOLUME TO MAX

0:11:15 > 0:11:17Argh!

0:11:17 > 0:11:18THUD!

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I think you've perforated my eardrum!

0:11:23 > 0:11:25FIEND MOUTHS SILENTLY

0:11:25 > 0:11:26I can't hear you.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28CONTINUES SILENTLY

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Er...I'm deaf.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32And now you're cured.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35MONSTERS GUFFAW

0:11:35 > 0:11:37- SILENCE - You think that's funny, do you?!

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Hey, chill, Big Eddie.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43I asked you to stay in the basement but you won't LISTEN!

0:11:43 > 0:11:45You NEVER listen!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You just POKE

0:11:47 > 0:11:50and PROD and PUSH!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Well, congratulations,

0:11:53 > 0:11:55(you finally did it.)

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Every man has his limit and you've found mine.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I've finally SNAPPED!

0:12:01 > 0:12:02NORMAN JABBERS

0:12:14 > 0:12:15Goodbye.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Good riddance.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19But it's dark out here.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21And chilly.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24You're monsters! You're not afraid of the dark and are covered in fur.

0:12:24 > 0:12:25Bye!

0:12:27 > 0:12:30CAR DOOR SLAMS, ENGINE STARTS UP

0:12:30 > 0:12:32NORMAN WHINES

0:12:32 > 0:12:34CAR HORN BEEPS

0:12:34 > 0:12:37CAR DRIVES AWAY

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- COMPUTER GAME BUZZES AND ZAPS - Hey, how's it going?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Is the world safe from alien invaders yet?

0:12:46 > 0:12:49BUZZING AND ZAPPING CONTINUES

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Hey, how about you take a break?

0:12:54 > 0:12:59OK, I'm going to stand here and wave my arms!

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Wow...

0:13:04 > 0:13:05tough audience.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Eddie has turned in to a zombie. He's staring at the TV screen

0:13:12 > 0:13:15goggle-eyed with his mouth wide open.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18OK, so you're saying we've seen a definite improvement, then?

0:13:18 > 0:13:21I think I preferred it when he was playing with the monsters.

0:13:21 > 0:13:26They were messy and noisy but at least they knew how to have fun!

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Well, I happen to like the new Eddie

0:13:27 > 0:13:30and we should encourage him to play more computer games.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33It's too quiet around here.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36I can turn my pages really loudly if you like.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43What's this place called again?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Outside.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Mmm... I'm going to introduce myself.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Hello, tree stump.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Hello, twig.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55I'm Haggis. Ha-ha-ha.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59It was nice of Big Eddie to take us for a ride.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hello, little blue flower.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Although I didn't think much of his driving.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Hello, tufty mound.

0:14:08 > 0:14:12I'll drive on the way back. We'll be home before tea.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14Everyone seems very friendly.

0:14:14 > 0:14:17NORMAN JABBERS

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Buh!- Norman, I disagree.

0:14:21 > 0:14:26Big Eddie will be back to pick us up ANY MINUTE NOW!

0:14:26 > 0:14:27NORMAN HOWLS

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Duh! Duh!

0:14:29 > 0:14:30- HE SIGHS - Ow! Ow!

0:14:30 > 0:14:33O-ow! O-ow!

0:14:33 > 0:14:37OK, I'm calling a ceasefire. Put your weapons down.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40- You can't do that!- Oh, come on, let us play. Just ten more minutes!

0:14:40 > 0:14:43No, you've vaporised enough aliens for one day.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Well, how would you know?!

0:14:45 > 0:14:46Ooh, game rage(!)

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Come on, Gavin, I'll walk you home. - Why don't I have any computer games?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Because you've got something better.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Like what?!

0:14:56 > 0:14:58Any minute now...

0:14:58 > 0:15:00ANY minute NOW!

0:15:00 > 0:15:03I hope Dad thingy gets back soon.

0:15:03 > 0:15:04It's so dark!

0:15:04 > 0:15:07- I can't find the light switch! - Huh-huh...

0:15:07 > 0:15:10NORMAN JABBERS

0:15:10 > 0:15:12We won't be here much longer.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15NORMAN JABBERS

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Clung!- Norman, cone on, get serious!

0:15:18 > 0:15:24We'll be picked up soon! We have not been dumped! Huh! Dumped?!

0:15:24 > 0:15:26Dumped? What are you saying?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28OWLS HOOT

0:15:28 > 0:15:31NORMAN JABBERS AND HISSES

0:15:31 > 0:15:34NORMAN MIMICS POPPED, DEFLATING BALLOON

0:15:34 > 0:15:35NORMAN JABBERS

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Apparently we blew

0:15:37 > 0:15:39our one chance at happiness.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41We're just stupid

0:15:41 > 0:15:44MONSTERS - undeserving of love!

0:15:45 > 0:15:46But wait...

0:15:46 > 0:15:49what if this is all a dream?

0:15:49 > 0:15:53When we wake up, we'll be back home with Eddie eating toast!

0:15:53 > 0:15:55NORMAN JABBERS

0:15:55 > 0:15:58OK, OK, Big Eddie's not coming back.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00HAGGIS SIGHS

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Let's find our own way home.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05NORMAN JABBERS

0:16:10 > 0:16:12- APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS - Calling all monsters!

0:16:12 > 0:16:14It's me - Eddie! Splurge!

0:16:14 > 0:16:15I'm back!

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Hey, where is everyone?

0:16:25 > 0:16:28- You look extremely relaxed. - I've just been in to town.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Hey, how about a family supper? Just you, me, the kids?

0:16:31 > 0:16:35Maybe watch a movie after, all the way through with no interruptions.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36What do you say?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Fat chance of that!

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Has anyone seen Fiend, Haggis and Norman?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42I've looked everywhere. They're not here!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Imagine that...

0:16:44 > 0:16:46a monster-free household.

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- I think they've run away. - Are you sure?- They're not here.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52I know it!

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Monsters!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Chocolate-chip cookies!

0:17:00 > 0:17:02Come and get them.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06This is all my fault.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09When I started playing that stupid computer game,

0:17:09 > 0:17:12- I completely ignored them. - No, it's my fault.

0:17:12 > 0:17:16If I hadn't interfered this morning, none of this would've happened.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Have they actually gone?

0:17:23 > 0:17:25It's my way of coping.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29Nick, what've you done?

0:17:32 > 0:17:36OWLS HOOT Urgh, I'm tired of walking!

0:17:36 > 0:17:38There must be an easier way home.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Let's go by go-cart.- Oh...

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- any other bright ideas?- Mmm...

0:17:43 > 0:17:45let's go by speed boat.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48- Can we leave it just to sensible suggestions?- Hmm...

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Well, we could fly home.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52You want to FLY(?)

0:17:52 > 0:17:56If little birdies can do it, so can I.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58INHALES DEEPLY

0:17:58 > 0:18:00Tweet-tweet! Tweet-tweet!

0:18:00 > 0:18:02What are you doing?!

0:18:02 > 0:18:04I'm flapping.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Do it faster.

0:18:06 > 0:18:07I don't want to fly too high.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09You have to admire his spirit.

0:18:09 > 0:18:11NORMAN JABBERS

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Do you guys want to hop on?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14I'm happy to give you a ride.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16Er...

0:18:16 > 0:18:18No. No thanks. No. NORMAN JABBERS

0:18:18 > 0:18:19OK, well,

0:18:19 > 0:18:21here goes!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24I can flyyyyyyy...

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- CRUNCH! - Ow!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Haggis?

0:18:30 > 0:18:32Are you OK?

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Ha-ha! Am I home yet?

0:18:35 > 0:18:38Eddie, is that you?

0:18:38 > 0:18:42- How could you do that?- That's so cruel, Dad. It's night out there.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44It's the other woodland creatures I feel sorry for.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46Do they have supplies or even a phone?

0:18:46 > 0:18:49My credit card so they could order a takeaway(!)

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- I can't believe you did this. - No, I should've done it ages ago.

0:18:53 > 0:18:56It's hard to understand but in time you'll see it's for the best.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57No, I won't!

0:18:57 > 0:18:58Not EVER!

0:18:58 > 0:19:00Kate, you wanted this too.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04I thought I did but I was wrong. Today proved that to me.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06We'll be a normal family now.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09Like it or not, Fiend, Haggis and Norman are part of our family.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Oh, don't say that.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15- Yes, it's true. It's their home too. - You've got to get them back, Dad.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Yes, you have.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- No, what's done is done. - Come on, Dad!

0:19:18 > 0:19:21- Let's go get them. - Look, I'm the boss around here

0:19:21 > 0:19:24and my decision is ABSOLUTELY final!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Fiend? Haggis?

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Norman?

0:19:41 > 0:19:43Where are you?

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Are you sure this was the right spot?

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Yeah, positive. The...suitcases are there.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53They must've wandered off.

0:19:53 > 0:19:54- OWLS HOOT - It's a big forest.

0:19:54 > 0:19:58If anything's happened to them, I will never forgive you.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01- I promise I will find them. - Take Eddie with you.

0:20:01 > 0:20:04I'll stay here with Angela in case they come back.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Uh... Ooh, what've you got there?

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Biscuits - in case they're hungry.

0:20:08 > 0:20:10- Can I have one?- No!

0:20:10 > 0:20:13They're for the monsters.

0:20:22 > 0:20:23OWL HOOTS

0:20:25 > 0:20:28- NORMAN JABBERS - I'm cold, I'm tired...

0:20:28 > 0:20:30I'm HUNGRY!

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Anything else you'd like to add(?)

0:20:31 > 0:20:33Did I mention "scared"?

0:20:33 > 0:20:36We're supposed to be the scary ones!

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Ssh! Did you hear footsteps?

0:20:38 > 0:20:40(Listen.)

0:20:40 > 0:20:42THUMPING, RUSTLING FOOTSTEPS

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Oh...did you hear that?

0:20:44 > 0:20:45Yeah(!)

0:20:45 > 0:20:46It was YOU!

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Uh? Ooh, muscley me.

0:20:49 > 0:20:54Uh, does anybody know which direction we're supposed to be heading in?

0:20:54 > 0:20:58NORMAN JABBERS

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Oh, let's face it,

0:21:01 > 0:21:06we're lost and all alone!

0:21:06 > 0:21:08THEY ALL GIBBER

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Ooh!

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Hmm.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16Uh?

0:21:19 > 0:21:22They're gone. They're just... They're nowhere to be found.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25Well, we're never going to see them again, are we?

0:21:25 > 0:21:27We're not leaving here without them.

0:21:27 > 0:21:30Not EVER!

0:21:30 > 0:21:34We'll look again at first light.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36I looked up to you.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39I thought you were the best dad in the world.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Not any more.

0:21:42 > 0:21:44If I could turn back the clock I would.

0:21:45 > 0:21:47I'm sorry.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51- I can't believe they're gone. - Me, neither.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54It's almost as though I can smell Norman.

0:21:54 > 0:21:55PRRRPPPTHHH!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58That creaking branch sounded just like Haggis farting.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00OWLS HOOT

0:22:00 > 0:22:04ALL: Oh, we miss them!

0:22:04 > 0:22:07I'm sorry.

0:22:07 > 0:22:08HE SNIFFLES

0:22:08 > 0:22:09I miss them, too.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16THEY SNIFFLE

0:22:16 > 0:22:21- Ah, isn't this nice? - A group hug, at last.

0:22:21 > 0:22:23NORMAN JABBERS

0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's the monsters!

0:22:27 > 0:22:28- Heh-heh-heh!- You're back!

0:22:28 > 0:22:31What's the matter? Is there something on my back?

0:22:31 > 0:22:33Thank goodness, they're all right.

0:22:34 > 0:22:35Let's go home.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46Burp! Ha-ha!

0:22:48 > 0:22:51We'll never all fit in - not with all their luggage!

0:22:51 > 0:22:53There might be room in the boot.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55NORMAN JABBERS

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Oh, I guess not.

0:22:57 > 0:22:59Hey, what about me?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02- See you at home!- Hey!

0:23:02 > 0:23:05Don't leave me here!

0:23:05 > 0:23:09LEAVES RUSTLE

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Come on, Dad, or we'll go without you.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Wait for me.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23'Everyone is different.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25'You can't choose who you were born.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27'I'm not Splurge,

0:23:27 > 0:23:28'I'm Eddie,

0:23:28 > 0:23:31'but I'm a monster at heart.'

0:23:31 > 0:23:33Supper time! Come and get it!

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Eddie, come on, then. - OK. Who's first?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Me! NORMAN JABBERS

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Over here!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46All just one big, happy, hairy family again.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48If you insist on doing that

0:23:48 > 0:23:51with your food, would you at least throw some my way?

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Thank you.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Thank you.

0:24:00 > 0:24:01Right...

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Are you OK, Dad?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05We both behaved pretty badly.

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Are we quits now?

0:24:07 > 0:24:08Quits.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14So, how did you three like your little adventure?

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Well...- Outside is a DUMP!

0:24:17 > 0:24:18Bleaurgh!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20There's no roof on it.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25We were rid of them. For a brief moment we were FREE!

0:24:25 > 0:24:27I know.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Everybody needs a monster in their life.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32I know I do.

0:24:36 > 0:24:40- Hug!- Ha-ha. NORMAN JABBERS

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