0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You're my hands when my arms are tired
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:44# Don't be sad or lonely if you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:00 > 0:01:02I've been called a lot of things in my life -
0:01:02 > 0:01:05messy, clumsy...
0:01:05 > 0:01:06You're disgusting.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08..yeah, that too,
0:01:08 > 0:01:12but smart, that's not a label I've had to worry about.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Since we moved in with the monsters,
0:01:14 > 0:01:16school is the last thing on my mind.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20Mind you, I'm smart enough to know when I'm in trouble.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25I'm seeing a lot of pointy letters here. Not curvy Cs, not bendy Bs.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Why don't you speak normally? - You're embarrassing Angela.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33I'm talking an A-valanche of A-cademic A-ccomplishments.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Now you're just embarrassing.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Why can't I be proud of my brainy little princess?
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Oh, give it up, Dad. Anyway, those grades only went and got me
0:01:41 > 0:01:42extra homework to stretch me.
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Turns out being smart... isn't so smart.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I'm sure you'll A-ce it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Can we change the subject? Maybe
0:01:50 > 0:01:52there's someone else with a report due.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53Hmm...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Oh! I have a question.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Where does Angela get her brains from?- Well...
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Guilty as charged.- Ha!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03You may be wonderful, my sweetness, but I am the one who came
0:02:03 > 0:02:05top of his class in college.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Your degree was in surfing.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Surf science, yeah. It's completely different.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13Well, I read English at a proper university.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Doesn't sound as clever as science. I mean, anyone can read English.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- Who can...- Eddie,
0:02:19 > 0:02:23any reason we should be worried about your school report?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Let's just say I'm quietly confident.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28I'm completely dead.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Eddie, what's wrong?
0:02:30 > 0:02:32His brain's overheating.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35If we don't do something it'll boil like an egg
0:02:35 > 0:02:37and explode out of his ears like a
0:02:37 > 0:02:40big explodey eary thing.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Hey!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46No need to thank us. We are here to serve.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48This is serious!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50My school report could arrive any minute.
0:02:50 > 0:02:55School? Pah! I don't understand what you do at that place all day.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Nor do I! That's the problem.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Besides, you learn all of the important stuff from us.
0:03:01 > 0:03:06Do they ever teach you this at that so-called school of yours?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08THE MONSTERS BURP IN HARMONY
0:03:11 > 0:03:15- You know who Mum and Dad will blame, don't you?- Themselves?
0:03:15 > 0:03:16No, you!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Cos I spend all my time playing down here
0:03:19 > 0:03:21when I should be upstairs studying.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24- There's only one thing left to do. - Let's torch the place
0:03:24 > 0:03:28and blame it on a meteor shower! Ha-ha!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29WAILS
0:03:29 > 0:03:31COUGHS
0:03:31 > 0:03:36Er, no. We have to get to that report before my parents do.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39- SIGHING - OK, we'll try your idea first.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41It's time for Operation Post Stop.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18OK, Norm...do it.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19CRANKING
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Urgh!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Wait! Wait, fur ball.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31HE GAGS
0:04:31 > 0:04:33CAT SQUEALS
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I don't know where that came from.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47I don't believe this! The report isn't here.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50We're going to need an extra-clever plan for tomorrow.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Got to think.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53STRAINING
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Ow!
0:04:56 > 0:05:00I don't get it. What's the big deal with being smart, anyway?
0:05:00 > 0:05:02I don't know. It's like, if you're intelligent,
0:05:02 > 0:05:04then people respect you more.
0:05:04 > 0:05:10So, if we were smarter, then maybe Mum and Dad would like us more
0:05:10 > 0:05:12and do really nice things.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Like pat us on the head. - Or feed us shoes!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Yeah, and finally let me take that ride in the washing machine!
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Ha-ha-ha! Whee, whee! Whir, whir, splat, splat.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Norman, no-one in their right mind is going to let you
0:05:27 > 0:05:29do that in their refrigerator.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30NORMAN SIGHS
0:05:30 > 0:05:36So...if we want to get some love, we've got to get some brains.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40I just finished the extra-hard crossword all by myself.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I guess that makes me one of the top 2% of brains in the world
0:05:43 > 0:05:46- who can do that kind of thing. - Maybe in a world where
0:05:46 > 0:05:48flubberifically is an actual word, you are.
0:05:48 > 0:05:54OH! Fiend, you scared me. You're not making another stinky nest, are you?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57No, I was just reading, thinking,
0:05:57 > 0:06:02being smart in a generally smart kind of smarty pants way, you know.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04These are some great books.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Those are cereal boxes.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09And they are a gripping read.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13I found this interesting book in the little smelly room.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14HE GIGGLES
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's very clever.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21What scares me the most, I'm actually getting used to this kind of thing.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Hey, whoa, Norman! I am not teaching you algebra!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29Do you think I should try the old "Monster ate my homework" excuse?
0:06:29 > 0:06:31All right, what is going on?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Come on, out with it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36OK, I'll level with you. We're idiots.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38What?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40No, no, of course not.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Well, a little bit, maybe.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46So we were thinking you guys could teach us all that reading
0:06:46 > 0:06:50and writing stuff. You know, make us smarter.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Ha-ha-ha, no.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55SOBBING
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Oh, Haggis, no. You wouldn't want Dad to teach you anyway, believe me.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Come on. Who taught you to count before you were one year old?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Remember the numbers song? - Your songs gave me nightmares.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I had to have counselling.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You can laugh all you want, Miss Smarty Pants
0:07:10 > 0:07:13but I can teach maths to a complete numbskull.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15- MONSTERS GASP - We're numbskulls!
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Bing!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Teach us, teach us!
0:07:17 > 0:07:20All right, Mr Surf Science. The first to teach one of the monsters
0:07:20 > 0:07:25something useful is the undisputed brainiest grown-up.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- Deal?- Deal.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29MONSTERS: Pick me! Pick me!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Fiend.- YAY! Ha-ha!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34All right, I take Haggis. HAGGIS: Oh, yes!
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Absolutely no way.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39NORMAN WHINES
0:07:39 > 0:07:42OK, listen up, men. That report has to arrive tomorrow
0:07:42 > 0:07:45so let's make the next operation our best yet.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47I'm sure if we all pull our weight we'll...
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Fiend? Haggis?
0:07:51 > 0:07:52Norm?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hello!
0:07:54 > 0:08:00Hello, Geometron, are you going to teach me about numbers?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Affirmative, Algebrian.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Numbers are fun, fun, fun.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10One, two, three, four, five...
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Now you join in. Oops.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15HAGGIS SCREAMS
0:08:15 > 0:08:18SOBBING
0:08:18 > 0:08:23Haggis, Haggis, Haggis. Remember what I said about them not being real.
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Bu I heard them talking.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Don't be scared, Haggis.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29HAGGIS SCREAMS
0:08:31 > 0:08:34OK, Fiend, let's see what you've got.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Now, name three countries for me.
0:08:37 > 0:08:43Easy! Basementland, Sittingroomania and Antworld.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Antworld?- Yes, where all the ants live! Der.
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Hmm, maybe something a little less ambitious.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Something easier for you to digest.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Ah, you mean like your sheepskin slippers?
0:08:57 > 0:08:58- My what?- Nothing!
0:08:58 > 0:09:04Anyway, that was weeks ago and you didn't even notice. Nothing!
0:09:04 > 0:09:06HE SIGHS
0:09:26 > 0:09:29What's the point of being smart if you just get landed with more work?
0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's totally my parents' fault.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34All I wanted to do was sit around and watch TV
0:09:34 > 0:09:38and relax and eat junk food, right, but no, they had to read to me
0:09:38 > 0:09:41and teach me stuff and make me go to museums.
0:09:41 > 0:09:45You're so lucky that your parents are drop-out brain-deads.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48- CLICK, DIALLING TONE - Georgie? Hello?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Must have lost her signal.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55FAINT MURMURING
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Hiy-yah! Arrrgh!
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh, Georgie, hi.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Erm, what I was saying, yes, look, people are good at different things.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24OK? I'm good at studying and fashion and sport and being cool
0:10:24 > 0:10:28where you're good at... What's that plinky plonky thing you play?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Glockenspiel!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32- DIALLING TONE - Hello? Georgie?
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Not a clever way to make new friends.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39See, the puppets are gone, OK. Yeah?
0:10:39 > 0:10:42I promise, yeah. We'll try something else. You ready?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44I might be a bit rusty but, um...
0:10:44 > 0:10:48# One is the number that we're starting with
0:10:48 > 0:10:51# Two is the number that comes after one
0:10:51 > 0:10:54# Three is the number after the next one
0:10:54 > 0:10:57# Which remember was two not one and then there's
0:10:57 > 0:11:01# Four is the number that comes after three
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Number are so e-e-easy
0:11:04 > 0:11:07# Numbers are just so much fun
0:11:07 > 0:11:10# Come on, Haggis, and sing along
0:11:10 > 0:11:12# One is the number that we're... #
0:11:12 > 0:11:14I'm so TIRED!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15HAGGIS QUIVERS
0:11:16 > 0:11:24One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28Wait, you... Wait, say that again.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34What about eight, the number eight?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39This is exactly why we had to stop at Eddie.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44So...name the shape. Let's try again.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Triangle.
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Triangle.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50MAKES AEROPLANE NOISE
0:11:50 > 0:11:54Nom, nom, nom... Gulp.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Good! Rectangle.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Mmm, rectangle.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03MAKES AEROPLANE NOISE
0:12:03 > 0:12:08Nom, nom, nom... Gulp. Ah!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Watch the fingers. This is a hard one.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12- Oh.- Sphere.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15Ship it in! Arrrgh!
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Nom, nom, nom... Gulp. Ah!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Yummy! Sphere, ha-ha!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24TUMMY GROWLS
0:12:24 > 0:12:25HE GASPS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Was that your stomach?
0:12:27 > 0:12:30- Er...- I thought a plane was in trouble.
0:12:30 > 0:12:37Er, yeah. Is it just me or did that sphere taste kind of...tomatoey?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40That's because it WAS a tomato. You've had about ten.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Ah...yes...it's just that,
0:12:43 > 0:12:46er, I'm sort of allergic to tomatoes.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- Allergic how?- Oh, nothing serious.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50Er, a mild rash.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Oh, a little headache.
0:12:53 > 0:12:59- Doesn't sound too bad.- And some parts of my body might, kind of,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02explode just a teensy bit.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04TUMMY RUMBLES
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Oh! You might want to take cover.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10RUMBLING GETS LOUDER
0:13:10 > 0:13:11Arrrgh...
0:13:11 > 0:13:15BANG!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I'm going to call that shape a splatoid.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Ah, I see you've busted out the dungarees.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Don't tell me Algebrian and Geometron are back form the dead.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- That would explain the screaming. - Mock me all you like.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37At least my student doesn't slime me. That smell is flubberific.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Still not a word.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- Morning, son.- Morning, Dad.
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Oh, no!
0:13:48 > 0:13:55One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, nine, ten.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Where have you been? Dad's got the report.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Everything's gone pear-shaped.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Pear-shaped, wait, I know this one.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06Listen, if you ever want to hang out with me again
0:14:06 > 0:14:08then we need a genius idea right now.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11Er...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Or a dumb idea will do fine.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19DAD SIGHS
0:14:19 > 0:14:20At least the post arrived today.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Present!
0:14:24 > 0:14:25MUM AND DAD: What?
0:14:25 > 0:14:28OK, cos you know, now you're like our teachers
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- and we have to give you presents. - Yeah.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33Ha-ha!
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Just a little thank-you present from your favourite students.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yes!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Hey, that's mine.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Wow! I haven't seen this many Fs in print
0:14:54 > 0:14:56since I added Effy Fafflefoffy in my phone.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59All right, Angela. What do I have to do to stop you
0:14:59 > 0:15:01- showing that to Mum and Dad?- Hmm.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06Say, "Eddie is rubbish at everything and Angela is the greatest."
0:15:06 > 0:15:11Eddie is rubbish at everything and Angela is the greatest.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13But not very original at giving out orders.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16All right then, promise to never do that thing
0:15:16 > 0:15:18when you open you mouth while you're eating
0:15:18 > 0:15:20just to bug me ever again.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Well, promise, Eddie, or else.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25You ask the impossible.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Oh, so be it.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34Mum, Dad, Eddie's got something to tell you about his school report.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37There's a very good reason why you haven't seen it yet.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- There is?- Well, Eddie?
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Uh, um, yeah -
0:15:41 > 0:15:44the really good reason you haven't seen it is because...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46because...
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- because...- Because the school has been over-run
0:15:50 > 0:15:53with hideous, giant, mutant hamsters.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56And they've ripped up all the school reports to make a big,
0:15:56 > 0:16:01evil hamster nest lair, from where they plot our doom!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05What? That could happen.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06HAGGIS LAUGHS
0:16:06 > 0:16:10No, no, no. The real reason you haven't seen my report is
0:16:10 > 0:16:13because they're not going to send it in the post at all.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15You know, to save on paper.
0:16:15 > 0:16:20So they're going to...telephone you?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23When?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Tonight?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Oh. OK.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Makes sense.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Mine was better.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34I can't wait to see how you get out of this one, Eddie.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38How could I be so stupid?!
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Oh, come on, Eddie, you're not stupid!
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Remember the time you sailed around the world single-handed?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48That was a kid on TV.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- I watched it with you. - Oh. Oh, it looked like you.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- It was a girl.- Eh?
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Yeah, well, maybe you are a doofus.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Or am I?
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Norman, are you up for a little mission behind enemy lines?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07- HE SHOUTS - Ding!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Ugh. I'm going to dream in quadratic equations tonight!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19NORMAN GRUNTS AND MUMBLES
0:17:26 > 0:17:30Is it National Annoy Angela Day today?
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Oh...
0:17:34 > 0:17:36I said no!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Five more years till university, Angela.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Just five more years...
0:17:49 > 0:17:51PHONE RINGS
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Hello, Carlson residence.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Ah! Yes, yes. Can you hold on for one second?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03My wife's here, too, I'm going to put you on speaker.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04(It's the school.)
0:18:04 > 0:18:08Hello. Yes, this is Fiend talking.
0:18:08 > 0:18:15No, no, sorry. This is Miss Fee calling.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Miss Fee? Are you new?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Yes. Yes. I'm on exchange.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23From Antworld.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Miss Fee, is this about Eddie?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28No, I don't know any Eddie.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30It's only me here.
0:18:30 > 0:18:34Oh, no - yes! Yes! This IS about Eddie.
0:18:34 > 0:18:40Yes. I'm calling you to talk to you about his report.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41From the school.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Where I am.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44On the phone.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48I like the phone. It is shiny.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50That's...nice.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53So, um, how is Eddie doing in school?
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Um...
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Eddie has beautiful thumbs.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Pardon?
0:18:59 > 0:19:03No...eh...Eddie... Eddie is...
0:19:03 > 0:19:09Eddie is good! Yes! He is very clever.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Yes, yes. Eddie is the best at everything.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Really? Are you sure?
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. He's the best human
0:19:18 > 0:19:21that we have ever learned in school.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26In fact, I think you should reward him.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28I don't know, maybe build him
0:19:28 > 0:19:31a nice mud bath in the basement, for example?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Sorry. I have to go now.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37I'm...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39dying?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42The thing is, Miss Fee,
0:19:42 > 0:19:45we've not been happy with Eddie's schooling for some time.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48We haven't told him yet, but we're sending him away to a remote island
0:19:48 > 0:19:52- to a boarding school. - St Agony's School for Wayward Boys.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54We hear it's very good.
0:19:54 > 0:19:55- What?!- What?!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Uh, good idea!
0:19:57 > 0:20:00OK... Bye bye!
0:20:03 > 0:20:07Remind me to clean that before we put it back in Angela's room.
0:20:07 > 0:20:11What did they mean, Eddie? Are you really going to leave us?
0:20:11 > 0:20:14- Hmmm...- They can't do that, can they?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I mean, if you're not here, who will play with us?
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Who will make fun of human Dad thingy with us?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Who will bring us cheese crackers?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26THEY GASP
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Tell us, Eddie, how do we get out of this one?
0:20:29 > 0:20:34That's all we can do this time, boys. Get. Out.
0:20:36 > 0:20:41This is it, boys. Either we leave now or it's St Agony's for me
0:20:41 > 0:20:43and home alone with Angela for you.
0:20:43 > 0:20:47So, keep nice and quiet.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I thought we said, "Just the essentials."
0:20:49 > 0:20:53What? We left behind Norman's favourite wall!
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Are you sure about this, Eddie? I mean, we've only ever
0:20:59 > 0:21:03been outside the once and that didn't turn out so well. Remember
0:21:03 > 0:21:04the incident?
0:21:04 > 0:21:08SCARY MUSIC AND HELICOPTER NOISES
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- Snap out of it!- Argh!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- Sorry. Flashback.- Come on.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Keep it down.
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- HAGGIS BREAKS WIND - Oh! Sorry about that!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Shhh!
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Evening, all! THEY SCREAM
0:21:28 > 0:21:32- Special delivery! - NORMAN MAKES A SAD NOISE
0:21:32 > 0:21:35So there never was a St Agony's School for Wayward Boys?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36No.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38HE LAUGHS We got you!
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- We GOT you!- And you had my school report all along?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46They emailed it to us days ago, so we thought we'd teach you
0:21:46 > 0:21:48the kind of lesson you don't get in school.
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Reeled in! Hook, line and sinker!
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Loser! Loser!
0:21:54 > 0:21:57You might be undermining the message about maturity
0:21:57 > 0:21:58we're trying to impart here.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Oh, right. OK. Fire away.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03I have no idea what the humans are talking about,
0:22:03 > 0:22:06but if this gets any uglier, we're going through that window.
0:22:06 > 0:22:12- Capisce?- So, Eddie, turns out your report's not as bad as you feared.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Is that an A in creative writing?
0:22:14 > 0:22:18"Eddie is to be commended for his vivid monster stories."
0:22:18 > 0:22:23"Disturbingly vivid", if I recall! But we're very proud of you.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26- Although you are still grounded. - Interfering with the mail
0:22:26 > 0:22:28is a criminal offence after all, son.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31(We got you! Loser!)
0:22:31 > 0:22:33All right, all right! Well done, nice scam!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36What can I say? When you got it, you got it.
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Oh, you're going to take all the credit, are you?
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- Like it was all your idea?- Still fighting over who's smartest, huh?
0:22:43 > 0:22:45If only there was some way we could settle this.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50OK, Fiend, let's show 'em what you got.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53What shape is this?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Uh... Em...
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Oh, I'm not sure.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01But I could turn it into a splatoid if you like?
0:23:01 > 0:23:04He's much better at geography.
0:23:04 > 0:23:09Ah! Step aside, dancers. My star pupil, Haggis, will count to ten.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Do your thing, Hag.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Eh... Oh...
0:23:14 > 0:23:16He gets a little nervous.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22One, two, three,
0:23:22 > 0:23:26four, five, six,
0:23:26 > 0:23:27seven...
0:23:30 > 0:23:31..eight.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Yes!
0:23:32 > 0:23:37Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight!
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight! Eight!
0:23:44 > 0:23:45Eight!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Call it a draw?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48Oh, yeah.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51There you are!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Did you take my phone? Because I...
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Oh, wow! - NORMAN SQUEALS
0:23:58 > 0:24:01Norman, you solved my homework.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04And cracked time travel, by the looks of it.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07NORMAL SQUEALS
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Wait.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Wait, just hold on a second!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Norman, stop.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Norman! Norman!
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Argh!
0:24:15 > 0:24:16I guess when it comes down to it,
0:24:16 > 0:24:19there's all different kinds of smart.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21There's Angela smart.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24There's Eddie smart.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28But best of all, there's monster smart!
0:24:28 > 0:24:30THEY LAUGH AND SHOUT
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0:24:46 > 0:24:52# Don't be sad and lonely If you need someone to hold your hand
0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Me and my monsters can. #