0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You're my arms when my hands are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:34# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:44# Don't be sad and lonely if you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Me and my monsters can
0:00:50 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can #
0:01:00 > 0:01:04It's a universal truth. Homework is lame.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07So how come parents are so obsessed with the stuff?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10On my list of 100 things to do, it comes in last place.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Boil my head is at number 87.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16I rest my case!
0:01:16 > 0:01:20- Hi Mum, I'm home.- Hi Eddie.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Will you make a start on your homework?
0:01:25 > 0:01:29I'm right on it. Getting out my English book.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Getting out my maths book.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Getting out my science book.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38All of my books are out now. Reading.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39I'm brainzilla.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42It's going well, I see.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Can I just take a short break?
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Take a break from what? You haven't done anything yet.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50I know, but I just want to get it out the way
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- so I can concentrate on my homework.- Five minutes.- Yes!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Eddie Carlson calling all monsters.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Hey, Eddie! What's in the bag?
0:01:59 > 0:02:02That ton of misery.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Want us to take care of it?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07No. I have a new motto.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Never ever, no matter how good an idea it seems,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11let monsters do your homework.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Are you still upset about the last project?
0:02:14 > 0:02:17No. I've wiped it from my memory.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I never got any of those bogies back.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Haggis, why are you standing in the corner?
0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'm in my happy place.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28HAGGIS CRIES
0:02:28 > 0:02:29I'm OK.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31HAGGIS CRIES
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Ignore him, but consider my offer. I could be a genius.
0:02:35 > 0:02:39- Can you spell genius?- Erm... No.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Then it's not something you need to worry about.
0:02:42 > 0:02:47- Can you spell genius?- No. Only geniuses can spell genius.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49I can't spell nothing.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54- I'm practically useless in every way.- Haggis, What's wrong?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57I'm just an incy wincy, teeny-weeny bit sad.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59HAGGIS CRIES
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Have you tried to cheer him up?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Have you seen the size of him? It could take years!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Mum, Haggis is feeling really down.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18When you finish your homework, you can go and make him happy again.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22I have two days to hand it in. I think I'll do it tomorrow.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26- Do it now.- Later now?- No, right now now. How much homework do you have?
0:03:26 > 0:03:30About 15 minutes. It's gonna take all night.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Or it could take 15 minutes.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36First he's got to get his homework out. That's 10 minutes right there.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Sharpen his pencils. Another 10.
0:03:38 > 0:03:43Then he's got to open his book. That could take a whole hour!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45He's got to factor in bathroom breaks, brain aches.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Let's get real, Mum. He's in it for the long haul.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Make a start. - Will you sign my homework book?
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- Have you finished it all?- Yep.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00You've done two hours work in 20 minutes.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02You know, sometimes, I nauseate myself!
0:04:07 > 0:04:12- I think I'll just check on Haggis. - Right. I'm gluing you to the chair!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- Not the glue.- Bend over. - I'll do my homework, I promise.
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Right, sit down. Now you're stuck.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21It's not fair.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Don't you dare move from that chair until your homework is finished.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- How's Haggis?- He's getting worse.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- Where is he?- We've had the standing in the corner phase.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Now he's decided to live in a box.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56Haggis, are you in there?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I don't need my windows cleaned today thank you.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01It's not the window cleaner, it's me, Eddie.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Haggis, what's going on?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07You seem to be afraid of everything.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I'm not afraid of jelly.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Unless it wobbles.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15NORMAN GURGLES
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Norman says Haggis has lost his marbles.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21What are we going to do?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25I'm thinking of decorating. Would you get me some paint?
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Sure. What colour?- Black.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39- How is my beautiful wife? - Older, wrinklier, droopier.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41How's my successful husband?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Jaded, exhausted, burnt-out. The kids?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Same as always.- So no improvement.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51- And we have three monsters. - Living the dream!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Mum, I'm really worried about Haggis.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- You got off your chair. - No, look, it's still there.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01That glue's stronger than I thought.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Haggis is acting crazy. He's a nag of nerves.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Honey, we all have anxieties from time to time.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Waking up, going to work, coming home from work.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13- It's a part of life. I mean, how bad can it be?- Come and see.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Nick, would you like to deal with...
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Nick?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Fine. I'll deal with it.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26You need to get back to your homework.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Thanks Mum.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35So what seems to be upsetting him?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37No-one knows.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42What's that noise? How did I get in here? Don't you look at me.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I can't breathe.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Who's out there? I can hear voices.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Are they laughing at me?
0:06:50 > 0:06:54I think I'm being followed. No-one asked me to the dance.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Wow! And Dad thinks he has issues!
0:06:56 > 0:07:02Tag! You're it! I don't want to be it! You're it so I...
0:07:02 > 0:07:04HAGGIS CRIES
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Haggis, you're feeling down. We all do from time to time.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10It's perfectly normal.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Come on, give me a smile.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Fortunately, I brought these.
0:07:21 > 0:07:25When Angela was little and she used to get a bit grumpy,
0:07:25 > 0:07:30- I would do 'The Face'. - Not 'The Face'.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Haggis, this is your last chance. Are you going to give me a smile?
0:07:38 > 0:07:42OK. You leave me with no option.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44MUSIC
0:08:00 > 0:08:03This look suits you. I like!
0:08:03 > 0:08:10Eat your greens on the plate. Gobble them up. It's not too late.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Before they all eat you.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Stop it! You're making fun of the vegetables.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Say sorry to the celery.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Sorry celery.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24- And the cabbage.- Sorry cabbage.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26And the carrots.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Sorry carrots.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32You say sorry to all the vegetables, except the broccoli.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34That deserves all it gets.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Argh! Argh!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Yeah! Bash the broccoli!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Haggis is beyond my help. I think he needs a professional.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- Do you mean a doctor? - Yeah, a head doctor.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55- Maybe your Dad knows someone. - If anyone does, he will.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Will you help Haggis?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I'll talk to your Dad if you finish your homework.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Bribery? Mmm, I can relate to that.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Let me get this straight.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11You want me to hire a therapist to treat a monster? No way!
0:09:11 > 0:09:16You should have seen him. Haggis is in melt down. He has big problems.
0:09:16 > 0:09:20How come? He has no job, he has no mortgage to pay, he has no bills,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23no responsibilities. I want his problems!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Eddie really loves Haggis. Do it for him.
0:09:26 > 0:09:32So you want me to walk into a clinic with a seven foot monster
0:09:32 > 0:09:35and register him as a patient? That's just beautiful!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Maybe the therapist can treat him on the phone.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42We don't have to say he's a monster. We could say he's your nephew.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Why does he have to be my nephew? Why can't he be your nephew?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Being your nephew would be far more believable.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Mr Carlson, it is highly unusual to treat a patient over the telephone.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04But I will try and help if I can. What's his name?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Haggis... Erm...
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Mr Haggis.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Just plain Haggis.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16- And you say he lives with you?- Yes.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25Haggis, there's a phone call for you.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27NORMAN MAKES DOORBELL SOUND
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Come back later. There's nobody home.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Someone important wants to talk to you.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Me?
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Yellow?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Hello Haggis. My name is Dr Stanford.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49I was hoping you could take a minute to discuss your anxieties.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I do have some expertise in the field.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54In the field?
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Tell me about yourself.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58What do you want to know?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Say the first thing that comes into your mind.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06I don't eat earthworms any more.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10I used to love them. I mean, who doesn't? They're plump and juicy.
0:11:10 > 0:11:14But I've noticed the way they've started looking at me.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16They have menace in their eyes.
0:11:16 > 0:11:21I'm talking quietly so the little mud bandits can't here me.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25For stringy fellows, they move surprisingly quickly.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Ooh, it's good to talk.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Oh, and there are some ants
0:11:31 > 0:11:34that have been acting aggressively towards me too.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Throwing their weight around, acting the big I am.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Now, I could take out the first couple, no problem.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45But they have friends, and their friends have friends.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48They're organised and they could rush me.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52- Haggis, could you just hold for a moment?- Hold what?
0:11:52 > 0:11:58- Mr Carlson, you have a very troubled nephew.- Ain't that a fact!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01He's going to need a lot of treatment.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04The cost of an initial 10 sessions is £1,500.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Forget it. I'm not spending that kind of dough on a monster.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10He's a disturbed individual, yes, but he's not a monster.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You wanna bet?
0:12:13 > 0:12:19Haggis, I'd like to hear about your domestic situation.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- I live in a box. - You live in a small house?
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's not that small. It's very big.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Tell me about your father. - I don't have one.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Who takes care of you then?
0:12:31 > 0:12:33The upstairs human thingy people.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Thank you Mr Haggis.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I really think I've heard enough.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43I have to listen to that kind of drivel all day long.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Blah, blah, blah.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I'm not the one with the problem.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Really?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00He thought I needed treatment.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03No. You are almost completely normal.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Don't try and butter me up. It won't work.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07How's Haggis?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09The doctor said that Haggis is sad
0:13:09 > 0:13:12because he has no father figure in his life.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16So your Dad has agreed to spend some quality time with him.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Oh, this I've got to see.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22- I'm not doing it.- Come on Dad, Haggis needs you.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Well, I need me.- He needs you more.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26He's living in a box.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Yeah, Dad. If you get him out of the box, you could live in it.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34I don't think I have the necessary parenting skills.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38We know you're rubbish, but Haggis doesn't know that yet.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- It's true, honey.- Will you try?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Please don't make me do this. - We're all very proud of you Daddy.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- You're the best. - Well, the best we've got.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Go on. Talk to him.
0:13:55 > 0:13:56Haggis, it's Mr Carlson.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Who?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Human dad thingy person.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05I thought we could spend some time together.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- Are you talking to me?- Yeah.
0:14:09 > 0:14:14Erm, let's hang out. Just get to know each other better.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16But I thought you didn't like me.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19If I were a monster I'd like you.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Really?
0:14:21 > 0:14:26- Sure.- What kind of monster would you be?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I'd be a daddy monster.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45So, quality time.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49What do you want to do?
0:14:51 > 0:14:56- Wrestle.- You mean, wrestle some big ideas?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58No, I mean wrestle.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04You guys! This bout is strictly invitation only.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08I was about to try out my flying face breaker!
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Ooh!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Some other time.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Fiend, Norman, downstairs. Eddie, upstairs.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16ALL: Not fair!
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Come on, come on, come on.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27BREATHES DEEPLY
0:15:27 > 0:15:30What are you doing?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Getting pumped.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
0:15:36 > 0:15:37And do your homework.
0:15:37 > 0:15:42The temptation to start his homework must be huge and yet he still resists.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44That takes willpower.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45SHOUT
0:15:50 > 0:15:51- SHOUT - No, no!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Wah!
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Help me!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06He's fine, he's just having fun.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07Help me..!
0:16:07 > 0:16:10What are you doing?
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Another treasured memory for the family album.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Argh!
0:16:14 > 0:16:15No!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19CRASH!
0:16:21 > 0:16:26If we want to bag some Dad time, we have to get depressed.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Let's face it, if Haggis can do it, it can't be that difficult.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Right...- Boo!
0:16:33 > 0:16:37OK, let's get miserable!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44WHINES
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Hello!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Hello?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Two depressed monsters down here.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56WHINES
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Are you feeling depressed yet?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05WHIMPERS
0:17:05 > 0:17:07How about now?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Ba-bao.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Ah! Let's swap corners. My one is broken.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Erm... Can I do a bit?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27- Argh...- Come on. Can I? Can I? Can I?
0:17:28 > 0:17:31OK. We're doing this together, right?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Yeah, yeah. You and me.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38All right. You can put on the very last piece.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Oh. Does it matter where it goes?
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Yes. Yes, it matters.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Erm... You're going to put this flag...
0:17:49 > 0:17:52..right there on that mast.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Yes. Yes, OK.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- OK. Ooh.- There you go.
0:17:57 > 0:18:01- OK.- Just very carefully.- Yes, yes.
0:18:01 > 0:18:06- Just soft hands.- Soft hands. - Just drop it into place.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08Easy. Easy.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Ah, ah, ah! Easy!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Just fairy fingers.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Is it finished now?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23It's finished.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Sh... Sh.. Ship!- Ship.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Ready, steady...
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Go!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02BURP
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Are you eating that?
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Yeah, I'm eating that. - Only, you've got one and I don't.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Hey, give it back!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Do not eat that.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14I'm warning you.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20- BURP - That's not cool.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22You're funny Daddy Monster!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Thankfully I was prepared for this situation
0:19:28 > 0:19:31and have an extra hamburger here.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Watch and weep!
0:19:38 > 0:19:39Oh!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49We think Haggis is Dad thingy's favourite.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53You mustn't think that. He likes you all equally.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55You're just saying that to make us feel better.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oh, I get it,
0:19:57 > 0:20:01you're feeling left out. You want some daddy time, too.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04- Whatever you say, Doc. - MONSTER NOISES
0:20:04 > 0:20:08He's rather busy right now. You could have some mummy time.
0:20:08 > 0:20:13- Didn't we draw the short straw. - Mums can be fun, too!
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- SIGHS - OK. Mum time.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18So, how does this thing work?
0:20:18 > 0:20:24I say stuff like, "Brush your hair, do your homework, eat your greens."
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Then what? - Then we shout at each other.
0:20:27 > 0:20:32You get cross, I get cross. Then, one of us storms off.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Then what? - Ten minutes later we apologise.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39- In my case it's twenty. - Then we hug and make up!
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Must we do the other stuff first? - That's obligatory.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Can't we go straight to the hug?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I guess we could.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54EXCITED WHOOPING
0:20:54 > 0:20:56LAUGHTER
0:20:58 > 0:21:01- Now it's my turn! - What do you mean, "Your turn?"
0:21:01 > 0:21:06- It's my turn for a piggyback ride! - No. The son gives the dad a ride.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- But I want a piggy. - Sorry, son.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12PIGGY, DADDY!
0:21:12 > 0:21:15That's...that's close enough!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Come on.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Argh! No! Don't jump on me!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24CRASHING AND BUMPING
0:21:24 > 0:21:26WHIMPERING AND BANGING
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I've got to get me some of that!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Ha-ha!
0:21:32 > 0:21:35He's my dad. What about me?
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Eddie.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Eddie!
0:21:41 > 0:21:45BOTH ROAR WITH LAUGHTER
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Ahem.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51As it happens, me and Norman are in the market for a dad.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55Sorry. The Daddy Store's closed for business.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00SHOUTING AND GIGGLING
0:22:00 > 0:22:05- Nick! - Not right now. My hands are fu-ull!
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Nick! - Br-r-r-a-hah-ha!
0:22:08 > 0:22:10No! No tickling! No tickling!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Aren't we forgetting someone?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Whoa. Whoa.
0:22:15 > 0:22:19- GIGGLING SLOWS AND STOPS - Eddie!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21- Wah! - THUMP
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Do you want to tumble?
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Yes I do!
0:22:30 > 0:22:34LAUGHING AND ROARING
0:22:35 > 0:22:37And me!
0:22:43 > 0:22:45KNOCKING
0:22:48 > 0:22:52I like what you've done with the place!
0:22:53 > 0:22:57Your friend Haggis is doing fine, by the way. Good as new!
0:22:57 > 0:23:03- Wish I could say the same for me. - Oh, I'm Eddie Carlson. Your son?
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- You won't remember me. - That's right!
0:23:05 > 0:23:08The kid who never does his homework!
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Don't let me keep you. You probably want to play with the monsters.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15No. You're more fun.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- You got work to do? - What if I do?
0:23:19 > 0:23:24- Take a break?- Depends. - Want a pillow fight?- You and me?
0:23:24 > 0:23:29- First knock-out wins.- A pillow can't knock someone out.- You can try!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Come on! Come on! Give it to me!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- Nngh! - Whoa!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Hey, daddy! Are you OK?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Aah!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Now, do your homework.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45- DONE! - You did it?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47There was nothing else to do.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51- Waah! Give me some! - OK, first to five wins. Let's go!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55'Parents try every trick to get you to do your homework.
0:23:55 > 0:24:00'They encourage you, beg you, bribe you, glue you to your chair,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03'and sometimes shed real tears.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06'They hide it, but they hate homework as much as we do.
0:24:06 > 0:24:11'Deep down, they're the same as us kids. They just want to have fun.'
0:24:14 > 0:24:18You've got a daddy, and I've got a daddy.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- That's right. - So now, there are two daddies!
0:24:21 > 0:24:24The more the better.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I'm going to be really nice to my daddy.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Me too. - I won't eat him or anything.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33LAUGHTER Me neither.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Oh. Nngh!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- Good night, Haggis. - 'Night, Eddie.
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