0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You're my hands when my arms are tired
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:44# Don't be sad or lonely if you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:08 > 0:01:12For us humans, night time is for sleeping,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15but your average monster would far rather be off
0:01:15 > 0:01:18on some sort of Mission Impossible.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Most of these turn out to actually be impossible.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25The others are just really bad ideas.
0:01:28 > 0:01:33But it's pointless telling that to a monster because they never change
0:01:33 > 0:01:34and they never learn.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36As Fiend always says,
0:01:36 > 0:01:40he doesn't believe in bad ideas.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43He only believes in Fiend.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Oh! Hmph! Ha!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52THEY SQUABBLE
0:01:52 > 0:01:55OK! Sshh! Sshh!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Remember the plan! Go straight in,
0:01:58 > 0:02:02rescue the tiny citizens of Snowglobia and come straight out!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I want this to go as smooth as sandpaper.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Is sandpaper smooth?
0:02:07 > 0:02:12It is on the back. Now, let's move.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14HE GULPS
0:02:14 > 0:02:16What's the problem?
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Do you think this is a good idea? I don't want to get into trouble!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Of course it's a good idea!
0:02:22 > 0:02:24It was one of mine! Besides, we can't leave
0:02:24 > 0:02:29the tiny people of Snowglobia in the evil clutches of Angela.
0:02:29 > 0:02:34She's a tyrant! I've seen her shaking them vigorously many times.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Oooh!- Exactly. So, come on! Let's do this.
0:02:39 > 0:02:44I can't see anything. Haggis, I think I have my hand on your butt.
0:02:44 > 0:02:50- I don't think so.- I must have, it's all dry and pimply and cold...
0:02:50 > 0:02:51THEY SQUEAL
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Whoops!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
0:03:03 > 0:03:07That's weird. I remember the hallway being larger.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Haggis!- Huh! Oooh!
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Stay out of my room! How many times do I have to tell you?
0:03:15 > 0:03:17As many as you like.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Just stay out of my room!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21"Just stay out of my room!"
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Would it help if I said...- No! - Sorry.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Morning. Sleep well?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34- Shut up.- Angela!
0:03:34 > 0:03:40Well! I was woken up at 2am by Fiend with his finger up my nose!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44- Heh-heh.- Fiend? Sounded like you shouted at Haggis.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46He's easier to catch.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51What?! That's not fair. You can't blame Haggis for what Fiend's done.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55- Well, then he shouldn't take it. - He just doesn't like to argue.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Is he a man or a mouse?
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- Duh! He's a monster. - Then he should act like one.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- You know what Haggis's problem is? - The smell.
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Sure, but he lacks what we in the business world call assertiveness.
0:04:11 > 0:04:16- What's that?- It's the art of standing up for yourself -
0:04:16 > 0:04:18without arguing.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Getting your point across without raising your voice.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Assertiveness teaches us we don't have to do anything
0:04:24 > 0:04:28- just cos someone tells us.- You're taking Eddie to school.- Righto.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32I'll tell you more in the car. I think I've got a book on it...
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Right, listen up. This is a book about assertiveness.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39It will teach you how to stand up for yourself.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Wouldn't you like that, Haggis? - I don't know. Aren't I OK as I am?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Not really. I can prove it to you.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48Fiend, would you please fart for me?
0:04:48 > 0:04:52That is so weird, I was just about to!
0:04:52 > 0:04:55- FARTS LOUDLY - Yeah.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Haggis!- Sorry.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Hmmm...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- FARTS AGAIN LOUDLY - Haggis!
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Sorry, again.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06LOUD BURP
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Pardon me!
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- THEY GIGGLE - Haggis, stop apologising.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Sorry.- Don't you see?!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17You are letting us bully you. Just like Angela did.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Oh!- You have to learn to stand up for yourself.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22This book can teach you how.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- < Eddie! - OK.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Try a few exercises.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31What?! We have to exercise? Haggis!
0:05:31 > 0:05:35- Sorry.- I meant follow the instructions in the book!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Right, OK, Eddie. I'll take charge.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'll study it from cover to cover.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Norman, read the book.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50OK, Haggis, it's just like "let's pretend".
0:05:50 > 0:05:55I pretend to be a shopkeeper and you pretend to be a customer.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- But why?- So you can learn how to be "askertive".
0:05:59 > 0:06:00NORMAN SQUEAKS
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Whatever. Right then, let's do this! Ahem...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Excuse me. I bought this from you... - I don't care.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13I don't blame you, yeah... Sorry, to have wasted your time.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17- SQUEAKING - OK, OK, let's try that again.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- Excuse me, I bought this... - I'm on my lunch break.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Take your time... I'll come back tomorrow.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29NORMAN GROANS
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Excuse me... Excuse me...
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- Excuse me... - FIEND SIGHS
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Excuse me, I brought this...
0:06:37 > 0:06:42Listen, pal, when will you get it into that big furry head of yours,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I DON'T CARE?!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Well, I think you should care. - What?!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52The way I see it is,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55if my bread burner stopped turning the bread round,
0:06:55 > 0:06:56then it's got a problem.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59And as I bought it from YOUR shop,
0:06:59 > 0:07:01it must be YOUR problem.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03So...
0:07:03 > 0:07:09- HE GULPS - I think you SHOULD care.- Norm!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11I think we've got our breakthrough!
0:07:11 > 0:07:13WHOOPING
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Way to go, Haggis!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You're not a mouse any more.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19You're a monster!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21THEY LAUGH
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Ah! Thank you. How'd they get on?
0:07:29 > 0:07:34Apparently he's sort of got it, but you know Haggis,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36I doubt we'll see a difference.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Morning, human thingys!
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Haggis, that was mine.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49You can use these things over and over - unless they're broken.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Then you take them back to the shop! I know that now.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Ha, ha, hey, what you doing?
0:08:01 > 0:08:06- Cracking eggs for an omelette. - Let ME help.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09THUD!
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Ha-ha, don't mention it!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh, yeah.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Get out of the way, you giant furball.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Ah! I don't think you should call me a giant furball.
0:08:28 > 0:08:32I know I am giant, and furry, and shaped like a ball but...
0:08:32 > 0:08:38I can't help that, can I? That's like me calling you, erm...
0:08:38 > 0:08:42pale, messy-haired, spot girl.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- I'd never do that, would I? - HE GIGGLES
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Eddie, I've got something for you.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53HAGGIS RETCHES
0:08:53 > 0:08:55What's that?
0:08:55 > 0:08:58It's your school book. I ate your homework!
0:08:58 > 0:09:00It's the perfect excuse!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Eh? Eh?- But I'd already done my homework!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Yes, sure you did! Hah!
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- He seems...- Yeah.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11PHONE RINGS
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Oh, the little box is singing.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Um, should I a...?
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Oh... Come on, Haggis!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23Be a monster!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Not a mouse.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30HE BREATHES DEEPLY
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Hello?- Nick?
0:09:32 > 0:09:37- Nick's gone out. He's off being busy.- That's what I like to hear.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Are you trapped in the little box? - 'It feels like that some days.'
0:09:41 > 0:09:45Not even time for lunch. How about you? Managed to get out?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I never manage to get out.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50I know what you mean. THEY LAUGH
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Can you pass on a message to Nick?
0:09:52 > 0:09:55'If you don't mind me getting bits wrong.'
0:09:55 > 0:10:00Tell him I spoke to Charlie at the chocolate company about the ad,
0:10:00 > 0:10:04and he's not keen on the name Nick came up with for the product.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Tell him they don't like Massive Softie.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11No-one likes a massive softie. They like a real monster!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Real monster...
0:10:14 > 0:10:18Real Monster Bar. It's perfect!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Eddie, you'll be late for school!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23NORMAN BARKS
0:10:23 > 0:10:26NORMAN SQUEAKS
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Mum, something's wrong with Fiend.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- More wrong than normal?- Yeah. Something's up.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35He keeps talking in questions and seems confused.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39He's just not right. Could you keep an eye on him? Please?
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Fine, I'll keep an eye on him.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45You're the best mum I've ever had.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47I know about sleepless nights.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I've got a couple of little monsters myself. Ha!
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Oh, hi, Nick!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Nick's back. Do you still want a word with him?
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Who are you talking to?- It's Geoff, he thinks he's your boss.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03Hi! Geoff! Hi. I can explain...
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Me?! I'm fine. Or am I? Don't ask me.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Ask someone else... Or don't, I don't mind.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Or do I? Eh...
0:11:14 > 0:11:18I see what you mean.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20He doesn't seem to be himself.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22What normally cheers him up?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25HE SQUEAKS Let's try that then.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Aaaargh! That!
0:11:31 > 0:11:32Eurgh...
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Great, bogey-ball!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Do I pass the ball or keep it?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Yeah, no, of course, Geoff. Yeah. OK. I understand, OK, bye.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53That's unbelievable.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58It seems that Geoff thinks that this Haggis kid's a real go-getter!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Oh! His name's like my name.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02He means you, you big tangle!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06He loves your idea for this chocolate bar.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09He wants to work out an ad campaign with you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Yay, go me!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14It'll never happen. You may have Geoff wrapped round your
0:12:14 > 0:12:17massive little finger, but there's no way
0:12:17 > 0:12:20the Managing Director will fall for your ideas.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24MOBILE PHONE RINGS Hello? Yeah. Oh, hi, Geoff.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26OK. Yeah. Good. Bye.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29He loved it.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Too soon?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Then there's the pass itself. Should I play a short ball,
0:12:35 > 0:12:36or a long ball?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Or a curve ball? Or should I eat the ball?
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Or take it to a ball?
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Can you take a ball to a ball?
0:12:44 > 0:12:46- No better, then?- It's like he's lost
0:12:46 > 0:12:49the ability to make even the most basic decisions.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- What, like when you send Dad food shopping?- Worse!
0:12:53 > 0:12:54How could he be worse?
0:12:55 > 0:13:01Hey. Should I be breathing in, or breathing out?
0:13:01 > 0:13:05For the hundredth time, it's both, one after the other.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09- But...- And it doesn't matter which one first!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Oh, gotcha. Thanks.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15HE BREATHES IN AND OUT LOUDLY
0:13:17 > 0:13:20OK, he's worse.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27I'm helping.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32You know what, Haggis, why don't you knock off early this afternoon?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You have helped enough.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35No, no, I'll stay.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Right.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42It's just that... I appreciate the help you've given me on the campaign,
0:13:42 > 0:13:46but I have to go through some advert ideas with Geoff in half an hour,
0:13:46 > 0:13:49and, um... it's a video call.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Which means you can't be here. Yeah?
0:13:52 > 0:13:56What with you being a seven foot monster.
0:13:56 > 0:13:57So...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Hmm...
0:14:01 > 0:14:05No, oh, no. I don't think so.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- Excuse me?- Don't get me wrong, you're a hard worker,
0:14:08 > 0:14:10but I don't think you've got what it takes
0:14:10 > 0:14:13to sell our ideas to Mr Geoff.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I don't think you are "askertive" enough.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21So, maybe you would like to go home early,
0:14:21 > 0:14:23and leave the talking to me.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26There's a good human thingy!
0:14:26 > 0:14:30Look, mister, I don't know who you think you are...
0:14:30 > 0:14:35I am Haggis! And I am a monster, not a mouse!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39If you don't like that, maybe you should find somewhere else to work.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Because Mr Geoff, he likes me just the way I am!
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Eddie! Eddie! Come and get this ugly rug out of my study!
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- COMPUTER BEEPS - You're early.
0:14:56 > 0:14:57No, I'm not.
0:14:58 > 0:14:59AAARGH!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Eddie!- What?
0:15:05 > 0:15:09It's Haggis. I don't know what sort of training you've been giving him,
0:15:09 > 0:15:12but he thinks he's got the best ideas. He won't listen to me
0:15:12 > 0:15:15and now he wants to make all the big decisions. Honestly,
0:15:15 > 0:15:17he is as bad as him!
0:15:17 > 0:15:21Tom-AY-to...tom-AH-to.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22Tom-AY-to!
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Tom-AH-to!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26NORMAN SQUEAKS
0:15:26 > 0:15:30It is? Oh, like this wasn't confusing enough!
0:15:30 > 0:15:36That's it! The problem's not Fiend, it's Haggis.
0:15:36 > 0:15:40Think about it. If Haggis starts making all the decisions
0:15:40 > 0:15:44and thinking of all the ideas, then what happens to Fiend?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Hello? Is anybody there?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49THAT'S what happens to Fiend.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53OK. But my problem is Haggis. Can you please get him out of my study
0:15:53 > 0:15:56right now? I've got an important video call at 5pm.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Um, it is five.
0:15:58 > 0:16:02What? Oh, no, no, no!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Have you got a plan to put all this right?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Depends.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12Have you got any really old shoes?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15HE LAUGHS
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Oh, definitely, monsters love chocolate.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22HAGGIS!
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- What have you done?- I answered the call, then he screamed,
0:16:25 > 0:16:31- and then I told him I was a monster, and then...- Oh, no! That's him!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- I'll get it.- No, no, no! Just...
0:16:33 > 0:16:34stay there.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Hi, Geoff.
0:16:39 > 0:16:44Yeah. Just...webcam's getting a bit of interference.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Nick...
0:16:46 > 0:16:50I loved it! Best special effect I've ever seen.
0:16:50 > 0:16:56And Haggis's voice was perfect - bold and confident. A real monster!
0:16:56 > 0:17:00- Great job, Nick!- I'll... I... Thank you.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03In fact, I've got Charlie from the chocolate company coming here soon.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06We'll do another video chat then,
0:17:06 > 0:17:10and you can show him what you've just shown me, and if he loves it
0:17:10 > 0:17:14half as much as I do, someone's in line for a big promotion.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18Er... OK! Great.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Get to it, then! See you in five.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Haggis...
0:17:26 > 0:17:27you're the best!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29I know!
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Not what I expected!
0:17:33 > 0:17:39The monsters stays. Because you are my furry ticket to the top!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42If you say so. But do you need him this second?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I was going to make some milkshakes.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Milkshakes? - Yeah, go get a milkshake.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Milkshake, burger, keys to the car, whatever he wants.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Just make sure he's back here in five.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58That furball is going to make my career.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01HE SQUEEZES THROUGH THE DOOR
0:18:01 > 0:18:03So, what flavour would you like?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Chocolate, every time!
0:18:06 > 0:18:10And I'll make one for Fiend. What flavour would he like?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Old shoe, it's his favourite.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15But you know that!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Well, I thought I did.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Strawberry!
0:18:24 > 0:18:27No. Butterscotch!
0:18:27 > 0:18:31No, no, no, no. Chocolate!
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- Oh, no.- Eddie, you used all the milk again.- Sshh!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Ohh... or old shoes!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Fiend, what are you doing?
0:18:39 > 0:18:42There is old shoe flavour, right in front of you!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45You love old shoe flavour!
0:18:45 > 0:18:50Then there's always tomato... I mean, banana. Um...
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Can I phone a friend?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Or actually, could you phone a friend for me?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I couldn't decide who to call.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Um, what's up with him?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Yeah, he's acting really weird.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And not in the good way!
0:19:05 > 0:19:08We should do something.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09What shall we do?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Well, you're the big ideas monster. So why don't you tell us?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Right, well, we should, um... - We should what?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- We... we should...- What?- Come on!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- If we...- Tell us!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I DON'T KNOW, OK?!
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- You don't know?- Doesn't sound very assertive to me.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31I don't want to be "askertive" any more.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34And I don't have any ideas!
0:19:34 > 0:19:36At least, not good ones.
0:19:36 > 0:19:42But not on purpose. I just can't be the Haggis you want me to be.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46- Oh, Haggis. Eddie, get over here. - Haggis, I don't want to change you,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48I just didn't want you to get pushed around.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52Then maybe you should talk to the people doing the pushing!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Look, I'm sorry, Haggis.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00It's not fair for me to always blame you.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03You're my favourite monster.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06That is such a weird sentence!
0:20:06 > 0:20:10So, can I go back to being me?
0:20:10 > 0:20:11- Yes.- Of course you can.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14And can Fiend go back to being Fiend?
0:20:14 > 0:20:19Well, that's what we want, but if you're all out of ideas,
0:20:19 > 0:20:21then how do we fix him?
0:20:21 > 0:20:24You know, whenever I need an idea,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26do you know who I ask?
0:20:29 > 0:20:34Fiend, what can I do to make you better?
0:20:34 > 0:20:38You mean... you don't know?
0:20:38 > 0:20:43I've no idea. You were always best at decisions.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Well, I suppose that's true.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Let me think for a minute.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Pass me that milkshake, the one with the shoe in it.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53- My favourite.- Ooh!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55It's my favourite!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I'm cured!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05The Fiendmaster General is back!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08And he's never felt better. Ha-ha!
0:21:08 > 0:21:12Norman, catch! Hah!
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Do try to be ready next time.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Right, break time's over, big guy.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23We have got a date with Mr Chocolate!
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Well, I hope it's not a hot date - he'll melt!
0:21:26 > 0:21:27THEY LAUGH
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Come on, Haggis, let's go.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31I think we might have to have a little talk.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34We can talk after, yeah? You're on in 30 seconds.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Take a seat, Charlie. I hope your laces are tied up tight,
0:21:40 > 0:21:44because this will blow your socks off! Ready when you are, Nick.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48And now, thanks to the very latest in special effects technology,
0:21:48 > 0:21:54I present to you, very proudly, the face of the Real Monster Bar!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I'm shy, can I go?
0:22:01 > 0:22:05(What are you doing? Be asskertive! I mean, assertive!)
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I don't like the way that man's looking at me.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11It's making me go all red. I mean, you can't see it for all the fur,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13but... oh, no!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15You call that a monster?!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Oh, I should go.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23Hey, what are you doing? Hey!
0:22:23 > 0:22:27What's going on? What happened to the character you showed me earlier?
0:22:27 > 0:22:30He's turned into some sort of bashful Barbara!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Boring is what I'd call it. - You've ruined it, Nick!
0:22:33 > 0:22:37We wanted a confident, fast-talking monster, who takes no prisoners
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- and says what he thinks. - Wait one second!
0:22:42 > 0:22:47Da-da-da-daaa! Hi there, chocolate lovers!
0:22:47 > 0:22:52I hear you're looking for a monster with a little more bite. Ha-haah!
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Ha-ha-ha!
0:23:02 > 0:23:06MUSIC PLAYING ON TV Sssh, you're missing it!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09So, come and get a Real Monster Bar today.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12It's chocolate with more bite!
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Hah! Like anyone would listen to that joker!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Talk about big-headed!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24'So, it seemed like the monsters were back to their normal selves.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28'Well, as normal as they ever were.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30'But then, I always knew they'd never change.'
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh-ho!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48KNOCKING AT DOOR
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Um, hi. I was wondering,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57would it be possible to borrow the Kingdom of Snowglobia
0:23:57 > 0:24:00for the purpose of liberating its peoples and whatnot?
0:24:02 > 0:24:03Er... what...
0:24:07 > 0:24:09There, knock yourself out.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Ha-ha! Well, what do you know?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18'Once in a while, they do seem to learn a thing or two.'
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Told you!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23'Fiend, for example, has learned
0:24:23 > 0:24:26'to listen to Haggis just a little more often.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28- 'But sadly...'- Norman! Catch!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32'..Norman still hasn't learned how to catch.'
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Well, they're free now!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38THEY ALL LAUGH
0:24:46 > 0:24:52# Don't be sad or lonely if you need someone to hold your hand
0:24:52 > 0:24:54# Me and my monsters can. #
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