0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:02 > 0:01:04'Life can be pretty confusing.
0:01:04 > 0:01:08'It makes some people happy, it makes some people crazy,
0:01:08 > 0:01:09'and it makes others go...'
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Bffffft!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Not again!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17It's an advert for breakfast cereal, Haggis!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21I know. But the cereal loves the milk, and the milk loves the cereal
0:01:21 > 0:01:24and they're...so happy!
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Bfffffft!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Every time...
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Meep meep! Brrrrr.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- What's up, Norm?- He says human dead thingy person's come back
0:01:34 > 0:01:38in his red-square-robot-with-wheels- brrrm-brrrm thingy.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- You mean Dad's back in his car? - That's what I said.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44You guys aren't supposed to be up here!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Quick, hide! Too late.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50That's fine, just send the proofs...who-a-a-a-a!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'll call you back.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58What is this?
0:01:58 > 0:02:00That's my bogey catcher.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Eurgh!
0:02:02 > 0:02:07Eddie, you know the monsters aren't supposed to be up here!
0:02:07 > 0:02:10I don't have time for this. I have a report to write...
0:02:10 > 0:02:13- Dad? Dad!- ..it's my and your mum's anniversary,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15and I've got... Ohhh.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17What?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Ohhh.
0:02:18 > 0:02:23- I totally forgot our anniversary. - Hey, Eddie, what's an anniversary?
0:02:23 > 0:02:24Yeah, can I eat it?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28No, it's...once a year, Mum and Dad like to celebrate
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- when they got married. - When they remember.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32What's "married"?
0:02:32 > 0:02:33Can I eat it?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Help!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Listen. Sometimes, when people are in love, right,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42they stand in a big room with lots of people
0:02:42 > 0:02:45and say a bunch of sentimental rubbish to each other.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Then every year on the same day they buy each other
0:02:48 > 0:02:52flowers and write stupid poems with hearts and stuff.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- It's really stupid.- Oh!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- I don't get it.- What's a poem? - Can I eat it?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, forget it!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Mum's not going to be happy.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Look, she can't find out I've forgotten again.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10- I'm sure you can still put something together.- Right!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Monsters, downstairs. Eddie, clean up.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15One romantic dinner coming up!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19So, Dad, you know how I'm your favourite daughter?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What do you want?
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Can I please go to the Scuzzbuckets concert?- Who with?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28- On my own.- No, I don't think so.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32- Maybe if you go with a friend. - That might be a problem.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Nobody likes them. That's why I like them.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Maybe I'll come - show you my moves.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39OK. I'd rather go with Norman.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I was joking! Get down.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45MOBILE RINGS
0:03:46 > 0:03:48'Hey, Geoff, how you doing?'
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Ah, good. How's it going on the slogan for this racing game?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Good, yeah. I had some ideas.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57I'm going to get back to you tomorrow, something's come up.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59'The client is impatient.'
0:03:59 > 0:04:03We need to nail it or we could lose the campaign. Tonight if you can.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- Tonight!- Yeah. Didn't have any plans, did you?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Well! Dah! I'll see what I can come up with.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Good. Call you in a bit.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- What's up?- Nothing! I can do this.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Whoa, what's that?- A duck!
0:04:21 > 0:04:25- Isn't that for Mum's job tomorrow? - I'll get another one tomorrow.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30I'll make...er...duck a l'orange! Very romantic.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- Your mum'll love it. - OK. You can't cook.
0:04:33 > 0:04:37- Yeah, I can.- Um, Dad, the only thing you can cook is cheesy beanos.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40And that's just cheese and beans on toast, OK?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44- You even burnt that last time. - I've got a duck, an orange -
0:04:44 > 0:04:47how hard can it possibly be?
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Ah! Ooh!
0:04:54 > 0:04:58- Woo!- Er, how's it going, Dad?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01It's a disaster. The thing's not fit for human consumption.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Ooh, really? Ha-ha! Cool!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08HE GOBBLES
0:05:08 > 0:05:12I thought I told you to keep the monsters downstairs!
0:05:13 > 0:05:14DOOR SHUTS
0:05:14 > 0:05:15KATE: Hello?
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Wait, that's Kate. Everyone, disappear!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Where are you guys?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Ahh!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25- Hi, everyone!- Ahh, not yet, not yet!
0:05:27 > 0:05:28Nick?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Hello, darling!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I like what you've done with your hair.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Thought I'd try something different.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Look, don't come in. It's a big surprise.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Oh, Nick, I thought you'd forgotten!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41What, me?! No! Ha-ha!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- Let's see...- No!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Er, just take a seat and I'll be out in a minute.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Sure.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Nutter!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Guys, I need your help. I can keep her distracted,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56but I need you to tidy all this up.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Can I go to the Scuzzbuckets? - I'll think about it.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02If she's going to that, I want a Chinese takeaway.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04This is no time... Wait! That's a brilliant idea.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Your mum loves Chinese food.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Here.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Give me that!- Oh, what's that? - It's a takeaway menu.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15You phone the number on the front and order the food
0:06:15 > 0:06:17and they deliver it to your door.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Why haven't we heard about this before?!
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Can I have marshymallow rhinoceros and a bubblegum ball
0:06:25 > 0:06:28and, and-d-d...bogey soup?!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Can we get crispy duck?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- I already did. - HE BURPS
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Just order lots. If you can sneak it in without her knowing,
0:06:35 > 0:06:40present it nicely, I can pretend I planned it all along. Go, go, go!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Any food we want?
0:06:42 > 0:06:44- Mmm.- Ahh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50So, come on, Nick. Tell me what's going on.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54I'm....doing dinner.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57But the only thing you can cook is cheesy beanos,
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- and you even burnt them the last time...- Yeah, well,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02I'm doing something...different.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Oh. Well, thank you.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Here.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh...we're doing presents...
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Here!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16TEXT MESSAGE BEEPS
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You haven't got your phone on, have you?
0:07:18 > 0:07:23- No, that's the doorbell.- Nick, the doorbell doesn't sound like that.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- the doorbell sounds like... - DOORBELL RINGS
0:07:25 > 0:07:26..that.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Wait! I'll, um...just...
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- Delivery for Eddie Carlson? - Great! Yeah, that's me.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35And also, one for Mr Fiend.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38- What's all this?- Mr Fiend!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42- You ordered seven of everything on the menu.- Did I? Ha-ha.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Wow.
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Good job, though. I'm hungry.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- What?- Nothing. Um...
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I just like your T-shirt.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Oh, thanks.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- I smell foo-o-od!- Thanks.
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Right, set this out nicely, take whatever's left to the basement,
0:08:09 > 0:08:11I'm sure there'll be plenty.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13THEY CHEER
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I'm not eating down there.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Please, darling! MOBILE RINGS
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Yeah, hi. Hi, Geoff.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Er, no, what email? I'll check it.
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Yeah, do they sound cross?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Right! You heard the man. Line up!
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Woo-hoo-hoo!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Don't drop it!
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Hurry!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49That's the way. Yes.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51All right, that's it.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58That's good, cos I'm stuffed.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02Haggis, where's all the food?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Haggis, you didn't?!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11DOORBELL RINGS
0:09:14 > 0:09:18Hey, I forgot to give you your complimentary prawn crackers.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, right. Thanks!
0:09:20 > 0:09:22- Angela!- Sorry, got to go.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Nick, what's going on? You're being weird.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Sorry, darling, I've...
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I want it to be all romantic and...
0:09:43 > 0:09:45You know it would be a lot more romantic
0:09:45 > 0:09:48if we were actually in the same room.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Well, the wait is over!
0:09:54 > 0:09:57If you'd like to join me in the kitchen, ma'am?
0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Ta-da!- What's this?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Um...
0:10:08 > 0:10:12This is the latest food craze sweeping the nation.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15It's a real delicacy.
0:10:15 > 0:10:16What, prawn crackers?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Not just any prawn crackers!
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Prawn...crackers...with purple hair all over them.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27Well, go on then, if it's such a delicacy.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Mmm.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Beautiful.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40This is what I've been waiting all this time for?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Told you it was a surprise!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44You forgot, didn't you?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47TEXT MESSAGE BEEPS
0:10:47 > 0:10:48And you left your phone on!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51No, that's the dishwasher. MOBILE RINGS
0:10:51 > 0:10:54Don't you dare answer that.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Look, I really have to take this call.
0:10:59 > 0:11:00I'm just going to be a sec.
0:11:00 > 0:11:04Hi, Geoff. Yeah, no, no. You're my top priority.
0:11:04 > 0:11:07It's just, I need a little more time.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08DOOR SHUTS
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Ohhh!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Why does human mum thingy person sound so sad?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Should I tickle her?
0:11:20 > 0:11:23No, guys. This is serious.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You'd better stay here.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30What's up, Mum?
0:11:31 > 0:11:36Your dad's idea of a romantic dinner isn't what it used to be, is all.
0:11:36 > 0:11:40Prawn crackers and phone calls from his boss.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42That is not the man I married.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Oh!- Not the man she married?!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Then who is he?!
0:11:47 > 0:11:48Maybe he's a robot.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Maybe he's an alien!
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- Exactly.- Then where's the real Dad? - I don't know.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59But we've got to find out.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- Morning.- Morning, Eddie.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Where's my duck?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Er, I don't know...
0:12:10 > 0:12:14- I think maybe Dad...- Say no more. Don't want to hear it.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Fine. I'll just have to get another.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Er, where is Dad, by the way?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Probably out on a date with his boss.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26Didn't even come to bed last night.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36OK, buster.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40Tell me what you've done with the real dad-thingy-human-person.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44Look, for the last time, I am the real human-dad-thingy-person.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48That's exactly what a robot alien imposter would say!
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Norm! The duster!
0:12:51 > 0:12:54No, don't...no, look... not again, not again!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58- Ah-pffff!- Bless you.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Thank you.- You're welcome.- Haggis!
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Oh, sorry. I mean, gg-r-r-r-o-a-r!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Now, for the last time,
0:13:06 > 0:13:08what are you doing here?
0:13:08 > 0:13:12You tied me up, you brought me down to the basement,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15that's what I'm doing here, you great green blob!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Ha! Take that! Green blob, is it? Really?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Ha! How do you like that, robot alien?
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- OK...- Squirty squirty! Mm?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25OK, all right.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27If you let me go,
0:13:27 > 0:13:30you can have all the Chinese food you can eat.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34You can live upstairs, happily, with us, as a family,
0:13:34 > 0:13:36forever.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Ohh...
0:13:38 > 0:13:41The real Dad would NEVER say that!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43You leave me no choice.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Humph! Haggis! Humph.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50HE SHRIEKS
0:13:50 > 0:13:54HE STOMPS AND GRUNTS
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Pull...my...finger.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Guys?- Eddie!
0:14:08 > 0:14:12- Eddie! Help! Down here, here! Help!- Silence him, quick!
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- The smelly socks!- Ahh-h-h-h!
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Eddie, thank goodness you're here.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20We caught it.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- You caught what?- The robot pretending to be Dad.
0:14:24 > 0:14:28- Seriously, guys, we have to untie him!- No, wait!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32The human-mum-thingy-person said this wasn't the man she married!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35- She didn't mean it like that! - We all heard her, Eddie.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37OK, I'll prove it to you.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Back in a minute, Dad.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- Sorry! - MUFFLED GROAN
0:14:42 > 0:14:44TEXT MESSAGE BEEPS
0:14:44 > 0:14:48It's got human-dad-thingy-person's talking-box-thingy-machine!
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Grab it!
0:14:50 > 0:14:55It may be trying to communicate with the other robot alien imposters!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58What does "delete all" mean?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01MUFFLED CRIES
0:15:01 > 0:15:02DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:05 > 0:15:09Hey. I, um, forgot to give you this last night.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Oh, quite forgetful, aren't you? What is it?
0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's a fortune cookie. It tells your future and stuff.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17Open it.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22- Did someone say "cookies"?! - Got to go! Bye!
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Eddie, will you keep your overgrown teddy in the basement, please?
0:15:34 > 0:15:38"The one you are looking for is right...on your doorstep."
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Here, look. This is Mum and Dad's wedding album.
0:15:48 > 0:15:53It's full of pictures from when they got married.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Oh, that doesn't look anything like Dad!
0:15:55 > 0:15:58No, that's Mum's Great Aunt Mable.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Ooh, I like her hat.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Ha-ha! She really is "great".
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Are you kidding?
0:16:04 > 0:16:05She looks ridiculous.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07Well, I like it!
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Anyway, look.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12There's Mum...and there's Dad.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13LAUGHTER
0:16:17 > 0:16:20That doesn't look anything like Dad either!
0:16:20 > 0:16:24Or the alien robot imposter! It's got long hair!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Hmm. OK. Hold this.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36There!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38See?
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Nope. That one's got a red jacket on
0:16:42 > 0:16:45and this one's covered in tape and stuff.
0:16:45 > 0:16:46Someone's coming!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49SHOUTING
0:16:53 > 0:16:56What's going on? Where's Dad?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Exactly!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Who is under there? Eddie?
0:17:00 > 0:17:04I tried to explain to them, but...
0:17:04 > 0:17:07- Dad!- ..Ahh, thank goodness. MOBILE RINGS
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Untie me, I have to answer that.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Oh. If I untie you, will you let me go to the Scuzzbuckets?
0:17:13 > 0:17:17Angela, this isn't the time, please!
0:17:17 > 0:17:21- It's your boss. Maybe I should let Haggis answer it.- You wouldn't!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Scuzzbuckets?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Just stop messing around and untie me!
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Er, yello?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31I'm in the basement, where are you?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33What do you mean, this isn't my voice?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Then whose voice is it? And where's my voice?
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Oh, someone's stolen my voice! Oh!
0:17:41 > 0:17:44What is going on down here?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, hello, sweetheart!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Kate, it's not funny. I've been down here all night!
0:17:49 > 0:17:54I have been tickled, squirted - Haggis almost let rip in my face!
0:17:54 > 0:17:58Eddie, why is your dad tied to a chair in the basement?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00The monsters think he's an imposter.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02OK, and why?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05They heard you say he's not the man you married.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09I've been trying to show them he is with this.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13Oh! I haven't looked at this in years!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Look at this.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Your dad wrote this to me on the morning of our wedding.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22"I'm the happiest man alife to be taking you as my wife."
0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Ew, that is awful.- It's sweet!
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Well, yeah...
0:18:27 > 0:18:29You used to be so romantic. What happened?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31What are you talking about?
0:18:31 > 0:18:35- I did the whole romantic dinner thing last night!- Prawn crackers?
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- I burnt the duck. - It was yummy!- It was mine!
0:18:39 > 0:18:40HE SIGHS
0:18:40 > 0:18:42I forgot our anniversary.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45But I'm really, really sorry, sweetheart.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I wouldn't have minded, Nick,
0:18:47 > 0:18:51but you spent more time on the phone to your boss than you did with me.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53PHONE RINGS
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Uh...Uh... Kate, look, he's been trying to call me all day!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I still haven't come up with a slogan!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00And you didn't even open the present I got you.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03This is more important than the silly present!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05No... No, I didn't... No...
0:19:05 > 0:19:09What could be more important than a silly present?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Kate, I'm sorry.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14You know what? You're right. This isn't the real Dad.
0:19:14 > 0:19:18He's in there somewhere. I just wish we could see him once in a while.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- PHONE KEEPS RINGING - Hello?
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Me again? What?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Just give me that... Argh!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30- Oh! - HE LAUGHS
0:19:32 > 0:19:34What's it sound like?
0:19:34 > 0:19:36NORMAN MAKES FUNNY NOISES
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Oh, she said the real Dad is in there somewhere.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45For the last time, I'm the real Dad.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48Yeah, but the guy in these photos is laughing and having fun
0:19:48 > 0:19:51and you never have fun.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Here you go, Dad.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Wow, that is horrible.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02That's...brilliant.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05And I said it was a silly present.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Uh, Dad...it is a silly present.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10No, it's not. It's great, look.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14It's the one I wore on my wedding day.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17It's been broken for ages. She must have had it...
0:20:20 > 0:20:21HE LAUGHS
0:20:21 > 0:20:22..fixed!
0:20:22 > 0:20:26Oh! Dad thingy person!
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- Where have you been?- We've been looking for you everywhere!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35I'm going to have to get her a really big bunch of flowers this time.
0:20:35 > 0:20:39Uh, I think you're going to have to do a bit better than flowers.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41That's it! We've got a couple of hours
0:20:41 > 0:20:44before Mum gets home from work, right?
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Norm, go get that wig.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Oh, hi.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- Thanks...- They're from Dad.
0:20:57 > 0:21:01Well, they're very nice, but I'm afraid I'm still a little mad...
0:21:01 > 0:21:02This way!
0:21:07 > 0:21:10MUSIC: "Here Comes The Bride"
0:21:12 > 0:21:14What on Earth?!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Nick?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22G'day.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25HAGGIS CRIES
0:21:26 > 0:21:28What is all this?
0:21:28 > 0:21:31OK, settle down, settle down.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Thanks for coming! Hey, where you from?
0:21:35 > 0:21:36Um... here.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39No kidding?! Say, I like your hair, son.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Anyone ever tell you you look like Rapunzel?
0:21:42 > 0:21:45- Not twice.- Hey, relax, buddy!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Let your hair down. - HE LAUGHS
0:21:48 > 0:21:52- Fiend...- Oh. I got carried away.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53May we have the ring?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00FIEND CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:22:00 > 0:22:05Human Mum thingy person, do you take human Dad thingy person
0:22:05 > 0:22:10in the human marriage anniversary thingy again?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I do.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18Human Dad thingy person, do you promise to always remember
0:22:18 > 0:22:20to try to have fun?
0:22:20 > 0:22:23PHONE RINGS I...
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Jeff...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31Jeff, I've been thinking.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34Family fun comes first.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40HE BURPS
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Family fun comes first.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Family fun comes first. Oh, I like it.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Yes! Family fun comes first.
0:22:53 > 0:22:57That's our new slogan. Nick, you're a genius!
0:22:57 > 0:23:00NORMAN PLAYS THE ORGAN
0:23:00 > 0:23:04You may now do that smoochy thing I've seen you do.
0:23:04 > 0:23:05Oh, yes!
0:23:05 > 0:23:09OK! OK! That's enough!
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Oh, gross...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18You know what that means, don't you?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, come off it. Real mature, guys.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Hey. I've got these tickets to see The Scuzzbuckets next week
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- if, you know...- Really?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33But...no one likes The Scuzzbuckets.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Yeah, and that's why I like 'em.
0:23:34 > 0:23:38My dad said that he'll take us there and he'll pick us up
0:23:38 > 0:23:43and he won't come in or anything. So, do you want to come?
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I'd love to!
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I mean, whatever, sure. I don't know...
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- OK! Cool.- OK. Cool.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Um, here you go. I don't... Sorry.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Was that from your boyfriend?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Pfft! Yeah, right, Haggis!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09HE LAUGHS
0:24:09 > 0:24:12OK, so, love is confusing.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14But everyone wants it, really.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Even if they say they don't.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19And if you find it, hold on to it as tight as you can,
0:24:19 > 0:24:21with both thumbs.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23OK, OK, OK! Get off me, get off me, get off me!
0:24:23 > 0:24:26We have to go into the kitchen now for the wedding feast!
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- What are we having? - What do you think we're having?
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Cheesy beanos!
0:24:32 > 0:24:35THEY SCREAM AND SHOUT
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0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Don't be sad or lonely
0:24:49 > 0:24:52# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Me and my monsters can. #