0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# I couldn't wish for better friends
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone, I'll hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:01 > 0:01:05'I once heard of this crazy thing that some people have at home.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07'It's called...privacy.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09'We've never had that in our house,
0:01:09 > 0:01:12'which is fine by me because I've got nothing to hide.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15'But for Angela, it's becoming a problem.'
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Why is she touching her hair like that?
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Maybe she has fleas?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22SHE GIGGLES
0:01:22 > 0:01:26- And she's giggling.- Well, they are ticklish. Right, Norm?
0:01:26 > 0:01:29HE SPEAKS MONSTER
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I spy...
0:01:33 > 0:01:36- human mum thingy person. - What's she doing?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40She's spying on Angela!
0:01:40 > 0:01:43School newspaper meeting tomorrow lunch break.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- I've asked Mr Yates if we can use the table tennis room.- Great!
0:01:47 > 0:01:50- I'll bring my bat!- There won't be time - too much to get through.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53No, yeah. I know. Well, bye then, Marc!
0:01:57 > 0:02:00- They're doing some sort of deal. - Maybe he's buying the fleas.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01DOOR SHUTS
0:02:03 > 0:02:04What do you want?
0:02:04 > 0:02:07- Was he from the flea market?- No.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- Were you spying on me?- Only because you were acting so strange.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14- I was not!- Well, you were smiling. You never smile!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18HE SPEAKS MONSTER
0:02:18 > 0:02:20I'm not being called strange by a weirdo like you.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- What about one like me?- Oh, just leave me alone, you hairy numbskulls!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25She's back to normal.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Oh, hey, Angela, you dropped your... - Leave me alone!
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- What's all the shouting about? - Angela was being all nice and smiley
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- but she's better now.- What's that?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Oh, it's just a book.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46"Angela's diary - top secret."
0:02:46 > 0:02:50This isn't just a book, it's Angela's diary!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- And we've got it! - THEY CHEER
0:02:54 > 0:02:55We've got her diary!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- What's a diary? - I've no idea, but we've got it!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's the happiest day of my life!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I've had a really tough day at work
0:03:13 > 0:03:15and I don't need to come home
0:03:15 > 0:03:17to this...zoo.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20The day I come home
0:03:20 > 0:03:23and there's peace and quiet,
0:03:23 > 0:03:25- I'll...- What?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26What will you do?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I'll dance for joy. I honestly will.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Well, we'll get out of your way.
0:03:35 > 0:03:36"Thursday.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41"Dear Diary, after school, I signed up for cookery class.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43"We made brownies."
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Boring. - No, tell us about the brownies!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Oh, I love food with colours in their name.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Brownies,
0:03:51 > 0:03:52oranges...
0:03:52 > 0:03:53I don't like greens.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Oh, yeah.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59"My brownies were the best in the class.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00"Well, I think so
0:04:00 > 0:04:03"because they were gooey and undercooked."
0:04:03 > 0:04:05That's my girl!
0:04:05 > 0:04:06"Friday.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10"My undercooked brownies made the class ill."
0:04:11 > 0:04:12That's so sad.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14"Monday.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17"Well, I've met someone special.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20"His name is Marc."
0:04:22 > 0:04:23And? Tell us more!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27"He plays the violin and runs the school newspaper.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29"I like him,
0:04:29 > 0:04:30"but he's very serious."
0:04:30 > 0:04:32A-ha!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34What happens next?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36That's it. There are no more entries.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41- Oh, that's a terrible ending! - Doesn't she care about her readers?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44All she needs to do is sit down,
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- pick up a pen, grab the diary... - This diary?- Er...
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- Oh, we've got the diary.- We've got to get this back to Angela
0:04:52 > 0:04:54- without her knowing. - How do we do that?
0:04:54 > 0:04:58With our most powerful weapon.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- What is it, Haggis?- It's my...toes.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09What's wrong with your toes?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Well, whenever I touch them, this happens.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15HE FARTS
0:05:18 > 0:05:20That's disgusting! Dad!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Disgusting, but brilliant!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28It was an accident! I can't control when it happens.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Yes, but you can control where it happens.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Well, it's usually from my bottom.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35No, I mean where in the house it happens!
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I'm sorry, we were desperate!
0:05:38 > 0:05:42We had to get our hands on some more of those lovely secrets.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43What secrets?
0:05:44 > 0:05:49- I think I've said too much!- OK, I'll just have to eat all of these
0:05:49 > 0:05:51brownies on my own then.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56OK, OK, I'll talk!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Mmm!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05We found Angela's diary
0:06:05 > 0:06:10and we read about cookery class and newspapers and Marc...
0:06:10 > 0:06:14Haggis, that is terrible. Her diary is private.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You shouldn't be sticking your big hairy noses into...
0:06:17 > 0:06:19What about Marc?!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24- He's "serious."- What do you mean? What about, about her?- I don't know.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27She just wrote "serious".
0:06:28 > 0:06:30HE GROANS
0:06:30 > 0:06:32He plays the violin...
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Wait, wait, wait!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37No secrets, no brownies.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Do you want Haggis to steal back the diary?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I never said that.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I just said the more I know about Angela,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47the more I want to bake.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Give it back!- ..Angela's diary! - No, you have to stay down here!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54- I need it now!- No, stay here.- Daddy!
0:06:54 > 0:06:55HE TRUMPETS
0:06:55 > 0:06:57What's up with him?
0:06:57 > 0:07:02He's a wreck, too. He thought Angela liked him.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06I mean, what can this Marc figure have that he doesn't, hmm?
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Well, for a start, he's a human.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11- Oh.- And he's very "serious", which she seems to like.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Oh, Angela's diary! Oh, I need it now!
0:07:16 > 0:07:17No!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Why don't we just take our minds off it?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Just relax.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Take deep breaths.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Think of a field,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29warmed by the sun.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31A cool breeze.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33The birds are tweeting.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35HE TWEETS
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Oh, yes, that's nice. I'm not thinking about it at all now.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43We need to get more stuff from Angela's diary!
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Ah, Angela's diary! Angela's diary! - All right!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50- But you have to wait till tomorrow! - No!
0:07:50 > 0:07:51But why?!
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- Because she hasn't written anything new yet!- Oh, yeah. Good point.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07- If I were a diary, where would I be? - Stop it!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10If we disturb her room, then she'll know we've been here!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Maybe you should've said that a bit earlier.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15- HE SPEAKS MONSTER - Well done, Norm!
0:08:20 > 0:08:24"Dear Diary, I really admire Marc's commitment to the newspaper.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28"He needs a story for the front page
0:08:28 > 0:08:31"and I reckon if I can come up with it, he might fall for me."
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Huh!- Yugh!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- I'm home!- Oh, no! She's coming! Everyone out!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- Where did you find this?- Uh... Uh...
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- He can't remember!- Think!
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- Uh...- He can't remember how to think!
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Quickly! Are you sure?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- He's totally sure, yes. - Let's go. Everyone out!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55Uh... Ah! Ah!
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Hmmm!
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Quiet.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Watch out, Dad!- A-a-argh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Get off me!
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Blimey!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41- I was just about to do my dance of joy, as well!- Sorry, Dad.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ooh!
0:09:43 > 0:09:47If you ever need a dance partner, I love to tango!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- "Dear Diary..."- Yes? - I remember that bit.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02What came next?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Something about commitment.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07What about commitment?!
0:10:07 > 0:10:09I don't know.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12What's commitment?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15They've made some sort of commitment to each other!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- She's 13 years old! - Have you spoken to her about it?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Not exactly.- How do you know so much?- I have my sources.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26- Is your source big and hairy?- Maybe.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Then I have to get back to work. I tend not to trust intelligence
0:10:29 > 0:10:34passed to me by aliens, flying pigs and big red monsters.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36And I saw that.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45NORMAN SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Why are you dressed like that?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- Who, me?- You look very serious.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53If you'll excuse me, I have to write this diary entry
0:10:53 > 0:10:56so that I can concentrate on the newspaper.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01HE MUTTERS AND GIGGLES
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Right, it's time to wash my hair.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20"Dear Diary, I finally realise
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- "what the front-page story for the paper should be."- What is it?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28"It's been under my nose the whole time."
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- She's writing about her MOUTH?!- No!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Ssh! "It's a world exclusive.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37"Marc's going to give me a ring later
0:11:37 > 0:11:40"and I'm going to tell him about the monsters."
0:11:40 > 0:11:42We're going to be in the paper!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- We'll be famous! - Yeah, this is great news!
0:11:46 > 0:11:50This is terrible news! If Marc puts you in the paper,
0:11:50 > 0:11:53you'll get discovered and you won't be able to live here!
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Clearly, she doesn't know that or she wouldn't tell him.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59"Hopefully, if the monsters get discovered,
0:11:59 > 0:12:04- "they won't be able to live here any more."- Right. Well, Mum and Dad
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- would hate it. - "Mum and Dad would love it.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10"We'd finally get some peace and quiet."
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Maybe it's not such great news after all!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Oh!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22We need to stop Marc printing that story in the paper.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25It's fine. Norman's got a plan.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28HE MUTTERS AND SQUEALS
0:12:33 > 0:12:35I think we need another plan.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- We give him a different story. - A better one!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Then he won't print the one about us. - I'll try to think of something.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Don't create any more trouble. Be helpful, be serious.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Yes, exactly. Like Norman.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58Ho-ho-ho! Oh-ho, ho-ho!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Heh-heh...! No, Haggis, be good.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Be good, don't...
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Haggis!- Oh!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08Hello! Please! Thank you! Sorry!
0:13:08 > 0:13:12You're not to read Angela's diary any more, it's private.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16- Haggis doesn't read diaries. - All right.- I'm a good monster,
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- I'm helpful and serious.- If this is a tactic to get more brownies,
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- it won't work. - Haggis doesn't eat brownies.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Now, I know that's not true.
0:13:26 > 0:13:31I don't want any trouble. I just want to keep this family together.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35- Why wouldn't the family be together? - Well, Marc -
0:13:35 > 0:13:39he's going to give Angela a ring and then this family won't be together!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42What?! What do you mean?!
0:13:42 > 0:13:47I'm a good monster! I don't know anything! Please! Thank you! Sorry!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Oooh!
0:13:49 > 0:13:52PHRRRT!
0:13:52 > 0:13:56I think Marc and Angela are planning to get married.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- Have you been talking to Haggis? - He's giving her a ring!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Haggis thinks the family won't be together any more!
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- Sounds promising. - 'This could be serious.'
0:14:05 > 0:14:08What if they get secretly engaged?
0:14:08 > 0:14:12Or run off together to get married like all the young celebs of today?!
0:14:12 > 0:14:17Then I won't have to pay for the wedding. Kate, you're hysterical.
0:14:17 > 0:14:22- But Haggis thinks...- Haggis thinks there are people trapped in the TV!
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Can I get to my meeting, please?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I saw that.
0:14:28 > 0:14:32I'm so pleased you like the story.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Has she said anything about us? - I don't know. I can't really hear.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Why not?- You keep on talking!
0:14:38 > 0:14:42OK. Um, see you tomorrow!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Come on.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Which one's the Marc button?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Ah! RINGING TONE
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Hmm. I'm not sure if that's worked.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02..Hello?
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Who's that?- 'It's Marc.'
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Oh, it's him! THEY CHEER
0:15:08 > 0:15:13- 'Hello?'- Oh, hi! Hello, Marc. Listen, I've got you a story.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- It's so good, you'll have to clear the front page.- Who is this?
0:15:17 > 0:15:21You can call me The Shadow.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25This story is so good that it will make your readers faint with shock.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28OK, what's the story, Shadow?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32- It's THE Shadow! - What's the story, THE Shadow?
0:15:32 > 0:15:33Uh, what's the story?
0:15:33 > 0:15:36I don't know!
0:15:36 > 0:15:39- I don't know!- What?!
0:15:39 > 0:15:43I mean, I don't know... if I can trust you.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- You can trust me, Shadow. - THE Shadow!
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- I don't know if you are who you say you are.- I'm a good journalist,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52- tell me where you are and I'll meet you.- OK.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I'm at 87, St Olav's Avenue.
0:15:55 > 0:15:5887...? Angela's house?
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Wow! You ARE good. I'll be around soon, Shadow.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04How many times?! It's THE Shadow!!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- How did it go?- He's coming over.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Now, that IS good news.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- What's going on? - Oh, Marc's coming over,
0:16:13 > 0:16:17so we can tell him there aren't any monsters and give him a better story!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- You're going to do WHAT?!- I will look him in the eye and say,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24"Listen, there aren't any monsters so you can..."
0:16:24 > 0:16:28Ah. Now, before you say anything, it wasn't me,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- it was The Shadow.- Who's The Shadow?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Also me. Awkward.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Marc!
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Angela.- Hi.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48So, do you want to do some work on my story?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Who is it?
0:16:50 > 0:16:54- Oh, hi, Marc.- Hello, Mrs Carlson.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Angela, I'm here about something bigger this time.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Really? What? - Is there somewhere we can go?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- No!- What?
0:17:05 > 0:17:10- I'd rather you didn't, thank you. I know why you're here, Marc.- Do you?
0:17:10 > 0:17:15Yes, and believe me, you're too young for this.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19- You're not ready.- I am ready. I was born to do this!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Mum! Can I have a word with you, please?
0:17:28 > 0:17:29- NORMAN BARKS - No!
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Stay, Norman! I'll take care of this.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Hi. Marc, isn't it? I'm Eddie.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42- Who's Norman?- Sorry?- I heard you say, "Stay, Norman."
0:17:42 > 0:17:46I said, "Stay normal." I tell myself that before I meet people.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Right.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- Look, I'm Shadow.- You? So what's the story then?
0:17:51 > 0:17:55Erm... I was abducted by aliens and taken to Mars.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Really? When?- Last Thursday.
0:17:58 > 0:18:02- And what's Mars like?- Erm...pretty good, there's not much to do there.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- It's quite hot.- Why did they choose you?- Because I'm Shadow.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10- Aren't you going to write this down? - No, you're not the real Shadow.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Where is he?- I am! I'm Shadow!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- FIEND:- It's THE Shadow!
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Do you think we were just going to stand by and let this happen?
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Well, the teachers are behind it.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- The teachers know about this? - Of course! It was their idea.- What?
0:18:28 > 0:18:33- The school hasn't had a paper in 25 years.- I'm not talking about a paper,
0:18:33 > 0:18:37I'm talking about you and Marc. I know he gave you a ring,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40so don't play dumb with me, be honest,
0:18:40 > 0:18:42are you running off together?
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- What?- I mean, what are you going to do to support yourselves?
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Is he going to busk in the streets with his violin
0:18:50 > 0:18:55- while you shake a can full of change?- Mum, this is crazy, why...?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57How do you know he plays the violin?
0:18:57 > 0:19:02Erm... He looks...musical. Is he?
0:19:02 > 0:19:08- Have you been reading my diary?- No! Well, sort of.
0:19:08 > 0:19:13I can't believe you read it. I knew Eddie and the monsters did,
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- but you!- But what about the ring? - He gave me a phone call!
0:19:16 > 0:19:19He gave me a phone call about the paper.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Right. That makes more sense.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Of course I'm not running away with Marc, Mum. I'm 13!
0:19:28 > 0:19:32If you wanted to know what was going on, you should have asked me
0:19:32 > 0:19:35rather than sneak around behind my back
0:19:35 > 0:19:39- That's an awful thing to do.- You're right. I should have talked to you.
0:19:39 > 0:19:44I was worried that you were growing up too quickly, I'm sorry.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You're still Mummy's Precious Poppet, then?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Yeah, but don't call me that.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- Where is he? - There's nothing here, honest.
0:19:56 > 0:20:00- See? Nothing!- Why has this got my picture and my name on it?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04Oh, we give all household objects names -
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- more fun that way. - What's this sheet?
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- Stop!- Shadow!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16It looks like my house.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20It doesn't sound like my house.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Well, I am a man of my word.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# Do do-do Do do-do... #
0:20:29 > 0:20:30HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Don't come any closer! My identity must remain a secret.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45- Why?- Because I'm a member of the Royal Family.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Gosh! How high up?
0:20:47 > 0:20:51- The very top!- Not quite the top. - Near the top.
0:20:51 > 0:20:55- It can't get out he gave you the story.- It could be dangerous.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56For you, Marc.
0:20:56 > 0:21:00A member of the Royal Family sits under a sheet in a dingy basement.
0:21:00 > 0:21:04- That's right! - And uses different voices.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07- We're a strange family. - NORMAN SQUAWKS
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Very strange!- I'm happy to risk it. Danger is part of my job.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Please, don't.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16- I have to look you in the eye, your majesty.- Stop it! Stop!
0:21:16 > 0:21:19- ANGELA: What's going on? - Why don't you tell me!
0:21:19 > 0:21:23This is a madhouse and I'll expose this guy for the fraud he is.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27- Stop!- Just come upstairs. It isn't a madhouse, I promise.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38- I don't even know who that is. - I'm your father!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41You must be...Marc.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45- I understand you want to marry my daughter?- No!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Of course not!- Didn't think so. I knew you were wrong, Kate.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- I'm leaving. Your family is totally wacko.- No, they're not!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Your brother thinks he's been abducted by aliens,
0:21:56 > 0:21:57your mum won't leave you alone in a room,
0:21:57 > 0:22:01there's someone in the basement who calls himself Shadow...
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- FIEND:- It's THE Shadow, numbskull!
0:22:03 > 0:22:08- Your dad dances around like a chimpanzee...- At least they're fun!
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- What's that mean?- You don't know how to have fun, Marc!
0:22:12 > 0:22:16All you think about's the paper. I won't work with you if you beg me.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I see. Get tomorrow's edition.
0:22:18 > 0:22:23I'll let everyone at school know just how much fun your family are.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32That is why you never trust a journalist.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- Well, it's been nice knowing you. - Thanks for all the food.
0:22:37 > 0:22:42- Where are you going.- We're leaving before someone takes us away.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47- Why would anyone take you away? - Because of the story in the paper.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Angela told Marc all about us because you want to get rid of us.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Of course I didn't. I gave him a story about
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- Selina Lewis finding a mouse in her locker.- It was in your diary!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01That was revenge for you reading it.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Really?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Yes.- So we can stay?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Of course, you can stay, can't they?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- They've packed their bags... - Nick!
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- OK, staying. - THEY CHEER
0:23:24 > 0:23:27"The Carlson family house of horrors...
0:23:27 > 0:23:33"The father of Australian extraction performs a ritualistic dance
0:23:33 > 0:23:35"possibly to ward off evil spirits.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40"It lacks anything resembling rhythm." This is awful!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I've got excellent rhythm!
0:23:42 > 0:23:47What are you looking at? NORMAN SPEAKS MONSTER
0:23:47 > 0:23:50He's excited you're single again.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Not that single!
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Martian Boy is a pathological liar who harbours a deluded
0:23:56 > 0:24:01aristocrat in the basement, apparently his only friend!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Although I quite like the name Martian Boy!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09What are you doing, Haggis?
0:24:09 > 0:24:14I don't want to learn any more secrets it just gets me in trouble!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- Is that my eye mask? - See what I mean?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22ALL: Open the door!
0:24:22 > 0:24:27'Angela either stopped writing her diary, or got better at hiding it.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31'I'd learnt that snooping around people's stuff
0:24:31 > 0:24:35'could only lead to disaster. For my monsters it didn't make
0:24:35 > 0:24:38'a difference. Disaster would find them anyway.'
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I'm sorry.
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