0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# I couldn't wish for better friends
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can #
0:00:54 > 0:00:56GLASS BREAKS
0:01:00 > 0:01:04'Some people, and some monsters, are pretty easily impressed.'
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- Haggis...- Hmm?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Oh, wow! Oh, that's brilliant!
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Good, huh?- Yeah! I wondered where I'd left that round shiny thing.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19'Until they realise they're not sure what they've been impressed by.'
0:01:19 > 0:01:21So, now you've found Haggis's shiny thing,
0:01:21 > 0:01:24you can do that magic trick you were talking about!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28That WAS the trick. Haggis didn't actually have a coin behind his ear.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Hmm... Are you going to do this at your school performance tonight?
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Because I'm worried the audience will find it very confusing.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38No. I'm going to be doing much better tricks than that.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41These are just tricks from Dad's old magic box.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- Come on, Eddie! Time to go! - I've got to go.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Ask Dad about magic tricks. He knows loads.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48See ya!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52HE LAUGHS I've got a trick, too.
0:01:52 > 0:01:57Ice lollies, anyone? I found them abandoned in the freezer upstairs.
0:01:57 > 0:02:01- One for me... - NORMAN CLUCKS HAPPILY
0:02:01 > 0:02:03And one for me.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Mmm... Er...
0:02:07 > 0:02:09HE GRUNTS
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I'll just have to wait for it to melt.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14HE GASPS Norman!
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Don't move! There's a bee on your ice lolly!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Shoo!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23BUZZING
0:02:23 > 0:02:25FIEND WHIMPERS
0:02:25 > 0:02:27HE CLUCKS IN AGITATION
0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Aarrgh! - HE CHATTERS UNHAPPILY
0:02:34 > 0:02:36NORMAN MOANS
0:02:36 > 0:02:39HE CHATTERS
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- Did Norman say something?- Yes.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44He said... "Bee! My nemesis!"
0:02:44 > 0:02:46"Our battle is not over!"
0:02:46 > 0:02:49"Wherever you go, I shall find you,
0:02:49 > 0:02:51and when I do find you, I shall fight you
0:02:51 > 0:02:54until one of us lies broken and defeated!"
0:02:54 > 0:02:59"Bee, we...shall...meet...again!"
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Wow! Did he say all that?
0:03:02 > 0:03:06Well, I may have embellished it slightly.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12So, Nick, when Angela's school friend Steve arrives
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- for their date -- His name's Steven, and it's not a date.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19OK? He's just coming around to watch a film and have some popcorn.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Sorry. What would you call it, then - a meeting? A conference?
0:03:23 > 0:03:27It's for school, and it's just for drama class, so...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- What movie is it?- Romeo And Juliet.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Oh! Shakespeare's most romantic play. Date film!
0:03:32 > 0:03:36- Stop it! - He's just teasing you, Angela.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39So, Nick, you're to stay out of Angela and Steven's way
0:03:39 > 0:03:41during their "summit".
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Did you both go to embarrassing-parent classes, or...
0:03:44 > 0:03:47I won't embarrass you. What sort of parent do you think I am?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51- I'm the coolest dad there is. - Oh, not the "cool" thing!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Right! Let's go. Have a nice evening.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Yeah. Hope your date goes OK, Angela.
0:03:55 > 0:04:00- It's not a date! - Yeah, Eddie. It's a seminar! D'uh!
0:04:00 > 0:04:04I was once your age, Angela. I know what it's like.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07You don't want your square dad hanging around when you got a date.
0:04:07 > 0:04:12You don't have to worry about me, though, because I am the coolest dad there is.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Oh, Dad! Please! Anything but this!
0:04:17 > 0:04:21So I need you three to stay down here tonight.
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Absolutely! We'll be as quiet as a mouse.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28HE YOWLS AND YODELS
0:04:28 > 0:04:30No, no, Norman. Mouse.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Moo!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Ah, close enough.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- See you tomorrow. - Hey, quick question!
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- What's magic tricks?- Ooh, yes!
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Eddie said you'd tell us.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43OK. Just quickly.
0:04:43 > 0:04:44Um... Right.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Now, magic tricks...
0:04:47 > 0:04:50are making the amazing, yeah... seem simple.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53So, pick a card, any card.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55This one!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Right. Now, don't let me see it. Now, memorise it.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01- OK.- And put it back in the pack.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03OK. There.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- There we go. - Yeah. Now...say the magic word.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Abracadabra! And...
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Hah... Hah... Hah!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Was that your card?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17The J of black trees with the two-headed fancy man!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- That's it!- Bravo!
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- NORMAN CLUCKS - Yeah, yeah! Another! Another!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26What about those chains and padlocks? Are they part of a trick?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Er, yeah. They're an escape trick.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34You chain yourself up and then you get out.
0:05:34 > 0:05:38But I never really worked out how to do that properly.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- It's very difficult. Proper magicians only.- Oh, like me!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- I'm a proper magician.- Yeah!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47If only! You could make yourself disappear - forever.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Make something come out of my ear, like a...a roast chicken!
0:05:51 > 0:05:54That's enough for tonight, OK? So, remember...
0:05:54 > 0:05:57- THEY ALL CHANT OBEDIENTLY - Stay down here.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Perfect.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04- Hmm... What was that magic word Human Dad Thingy used?- Oh!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05HE GIBBERS
0:06:05 > 0:06:10Abracadabra? Well, if I'm going to compete against Dad Thingy,
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I'll need a newer, sort of better word than that.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Flabracadoodle?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Oh! Much better! Flabracadoodle!
0:06:20 > 0:06:22And now for some magic!
0:06:22 > 0:06:26Um... What did he say about the chain trick again?
0:06:26 > 0:06:28I can't remember.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33I'm pretty sure he said we should give it a go.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world's greatest magician...
0:06:39 > 0:06:43The stupendous Fienduccio!
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, not this! Can you just go away?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Through the power of magic alone,
0:06:48 > 0:06:52my glamorous assistant Haggis will turn that fizzy drink
0:06:52 > 0:06:54into burps!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56HE GIGGLES
0:06:58 > 0:07:00HE SLURPS
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Flabracadoodle!
0:07:07 > 0:07:10HE BURPS NOISILY
0:07:10 > 0:07:12THEY LAUGH
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Thank you! Thank you!
0:07:15 > 0:07:17- Now, for my next trick -- No!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19No more tricks, all right?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21My friend Steven is about to arrive,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24and I really just want you to go away.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27You could impress your new boyfriend with a magic trick!
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- He's not my new boyfriend. - Popcorn, low lights...
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Seems like he's someone you want to impress!
0:07:34 > 0:07:37All right, fine. If I let you do one trick,
0:07:37 > 0:07:39will you leave me alone?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42As quick as you can say flabracadoodle!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Awesome. All right. What do I have to do?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Give the great Fienduccio your hand.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51HE CHUCKLES
0:07:51 > 0:07:53CHAINS JINGLING
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Now...you escape!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- What?- He'll love it!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02What do you mean, I escape?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04You escape! He'll be really impressed.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- But you're the magician!- I know! That's the best part of the trick!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10The magician doesn't have to do anything!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- But I can't get out of it!- Really?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Hmm...
0:08:15 > 0:08:18It's the second time we've had that problem.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20NORMAN CHUCKLES AND CHATTERS
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Norman didn't know how to escape either!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26DOORBELL RINGING I'll get the door. Don't worry.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Everything's cool. It's all fine.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31It's just a boy come to study with Angela. You can be cool Dad.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33You're cool.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Good evening. You must be Mr Carlson.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Steven Williams. I'm here to watch a DVD with Angela.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42I'm cool with that, Steve-O. A boy hanging with my daughter.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45No problem. Doesn't ruffle my feathers. It's fly.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come on in, bro.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- Hey, yeah! Yeah!- Ooh!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Yeah, Angela's just in the living room,
0:08:53 > 0:08:55chillin', lampin'.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Check it.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01- SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY - Hi, Steven!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Hi, Angela. Er...nice poncho.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Why are you wearing a poncho?
0:09:06 > 0:09:08It actually said on the weather that it might rain,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11and I'm worried about leaks.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Take it off, Angela. It looks ridiculous.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16You know how leaky the house gets, Dad.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- NORMAN CHIRRUPS - Steven doesn't have a poncho,
0:09:19 > 0:09:22and he might catch cold. He should probably go home.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Don't be silly. This is Steven.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Look at him. He's resilient. He's cool.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- Waterproof. Good lookin' dude!- Dad!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Er, don't worry about her, Steven. She's kind of square.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35So, it's Steven. Steve? Steve-O?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- Stevarino...- Steven!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Steven. - Well, I'll make you kids some tapas.
0:09:40 > 0:09:44That's what you young people like. I read about it in a magazine.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Not for me, thanks. I have an allergy to Spanish ham.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- How about... Anything for you, Angela?- Er...
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I'll have the...monster portion.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Well, you can't, Angela. Tapas comes on little plates.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00But I have a monstrous appetite.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh. I see. I see. OK. I get it.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08You want me to take a lot of time making loads of tapas
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- so you two cats can get to know each other.- No! I mean -
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I get it! I get it.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16- So, Angela, do you fancy - - Fancy you?!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18No, I don't, actually.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22I mean, wow! That's a bit of a complicated question, Steven.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Boyfriend!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28Boy...friend. I mean... Hm! Should we really put a label on it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31No. I was going to say, would you fancy watching this film,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34but now you mention it, maybe you and I -
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- NORMAN CHIRRUPS AND CHUCKLES - Whoo!
0:10:36 > 0:10:39- SHE LAUGHS - You and me!
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Wow! I have finished my drink, clearly.
0:10:45 > 0:10:49So I'm going to go down to the kitchen and get some more.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51You stay right here.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I'll be right back. Got a bad leg, so...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Human Dad Thingy!
0:11:01 > 0:11:06- Behold!- I thought I specifically told you to stay downstairs tonight.
0:11:06 > 0:11:10I shall now turn this pristine newspaper...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12into...
0:11:12 > 0:11:14- a mess!- Flabracadoodle!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18- Ta-daaah! - HAGGIS LAUGHS
0:11:18 > 0:11:20My newspaper!
0:11:20 > 0:11:21It's good, innit?
0:11:22 > 0:11:25HE SHRIEKS IN FRIGHT
0:11:25 > 0:11:28A walking tent! I knew those nightmares were real.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Oh!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- NORMAN CLUCKS - I want you to sort this right now.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Right! I mean, how did this happen?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I told you lot not to touch that trick.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Step aside, Human Dad Thingy!
0:11:46 > 0:11:52I, the stupendous Fienduccio, will magic this better.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54- No!- No!
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- KNOCKING AT DOOR - Angela, I've got the DVD set up.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Er, don't come in, Steven! There's...ham. Everywhere!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03We have to get rid of him!
0:12:03 > 0:12:06Steven, why are you banging on the door like that?
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Where are your manners? I think you should go home immediately.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Dad! I don't want him to think
0:12:13 > 0:12:16that my dad is some kind of overbearing fruitcake, OK?
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- I'll never live that down. - Not cool?- No, not cool.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23OK. There's a book down in the magic box that can undo this.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Just wait here. I'll be right back!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29Do you think maybe he meant this book?
0:12:29 > 0:12:32The Easy Guide To Doing Magic.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Look, I think I should go. Your dad said I shouldn't stay -- No!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40It's fine. Ignore my dad. He's trying to be funny.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42What a lame-oh!
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- I'll be right out.- What?
0:12:45 > 0:12:48Right, you two. Make sure Dad gets that book back.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50- And you... - HE CLUCKS NERVOUSLY
0:12:50 > 0:12:54I can't believe I'm saying this, but stay as close to me as you can.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Do you think you can do that? - HE GIBBERS
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Great. Now...this thing won't do.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Let's see.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06You like dressing up, don't you?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09HE CHIRRUPS IN AGREEMENT
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Hello!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16- Is that a beanbag?- Yep.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19- I like to sit on it when I watch TV. - NORMAN CLUCKS
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Hope that's OK.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Sure. Um...
0:13:24 > 0:13:27Is that a parsnip sticking out of it?
0:13:27 > 0:13:28NORMAN SQUAWKS
0:13:28 > 0:13:32Yes, Steven. It's actually stuffed with old parsnips.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Old parsnips, because we can't eat them.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39So that's why we stuff them in our beanbags.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- So, shall we watch this film? - Absolutely.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Um... Shall I sit next to you? - NORMAN SQUAWKS
0:13:44 > 0:13:46- NO!- Agh!- I mean...
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Normally, yes.
0:13:48 > 0:13:55But I'm afraid...some ham has gotten into the beanbag.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Oh! OK.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59SHE LAUGHS NORMAN CHUCKLES
0:13:59 > 0:14:03OPENING TITLES MUSIC SHE LAUGHS OVER NORMAN'S CHIRRUPING
0:14:06 > 0:14:08CHICKEN SQUEAKS
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Where is it?!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Right.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19"Chapter One"!
0:14:19 > 0:14:22Wow, this is complicated stuff!
0:14:22 > 0:14:27Hmm. What about this one - a trick where you cut a rope?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Then... What does it say?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Again. OK.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Snippety-snippety- snippety-snippety-snip! OK!
0:14:36 > 0:14:39And then...flabracadoodle!
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- You magically join it back together. - Wow!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46You've turned a piece of rope into a piece of rope!
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Ah.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51We just need to do that trick, but backwards,
0:14:51 > 0:14:54and with a chain.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59"But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?"
0:14:59 > 0:15:03"It is the east, and Juliet is the sun."
0:15:03 > 0:15:06"Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon
0:15:06 > 0:15:08who is already sick and pale with grief,
0:15:08 > 0:15:11That thou, her maid, art far more fair than she."
0:15:11 > 0:15:14"Be not her maid, since she is envious."
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- Aaagh!- Agh!
0:15:17 > 0:15:20- Are you OK?- Oh! I'm sorry!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22There was just a scary bit in the film.
0:15:22 > 0:15:27Juliet's just standing on the balcony. She's not doing anything.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Are you sure? I thought she was going to fall.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33- Romeo would've been... - SHE MAKES SQUELCHING SOUND
0:15:33 > 0:15:34..crushed.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36HE YAWNS
0:15:36 > 0:15:38SHE YAWNS NOISILY
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Oh, Shakespeare! Dullsville!
0:15:42 > 0:15:47Really? I think it's wonderful. I thought you liked it too.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Dullsville if you were the sort of idiot
0:15:51 > 0:15:54that thinks Shakespeare's dull.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Which I don't. It's brilliant.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Angela, perhaps...
0:16:08 > 0:16:12Perhaps now's a good time for me to ask you if, er...
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Yes?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Argh!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21What were you going to say?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Hm? Oh!
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Er... Nothing.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Nothing.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Where's... Where's Angela? I've got a hacksaw.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Tried that. She's not happy. What did she say again?
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Well, I can't remember the exact wording,
0:16:38 > 0:16:42but I think it was something along the lines of... "Aaaargh!"
0:16:42 > 0:16:47You're right. I can't show up Angela. I've got to play this cool.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49"And I am proof against their enmity."
0:16:49 > 0:16:51INSECT BUZZING NORMAN GRUNTS
0:16:53 > 0:16:56DIVE-BOMB SOUND EFFECT
0:16:57 > 0:16:59HE WHIMPERS
0:16:59 > 0:17:01HE GIBBERS
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- What was that?- Pardon?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I didn't hear anything. Everything's perfectly Norman.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh! Er...
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Um, you know what? Maybe it's a better view from over here.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18No! Turns out...
0:17:18 > 0:17:22that I can't remember where there's a good place to watch TV.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26I don't think you'll get a better view from the hallway.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29No. But, um, I just remembered, this is my dad's beanbag,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32and he'll probably be wanting it back soon, so...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I'm going to...go.
0:17:35 > 0:17:39Hey, guys! I know it's been a bit crazy today,
0:17:39 > 0:17:42so why don't we just, er, take a rain check,
0:17:42 > 0:17:44and we can chillax some other time, yeah?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Invite your friends round, have a party, take it easy...
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I am totally cool with - WHERE IS ANGELA?!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- She just ran into the hallway with your beanbag.- What?
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Stay there. Don't move. Ever!
0:17:58 > 0:18:00Swat the bee! Look out!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Yes! Oh, so close!
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Let's talk about it, yeah?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08- Norman, I order you to stop! Whoa! - Dad!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11They've got the magic book! They've got the magic book!
0:18:11 > 0:18:12HE GASPS
0:18:12 > 0:18:14HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Where is it? - I don't know what you mean!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Haggis?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23NORMAN CHIRRUPS FRANTICALLY
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Angela, is everything all right?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29- Your dad seemed pretty annoyed you borrowed his beanbag.- Oh!
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Everything is fine, Steven. I'm just going to put this upstairs.
0:18:33 > 0:18:37- I can't help feeling you're hinting I should leave.- No! I'm sorry!
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Don't apologise. It's my fault.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I think I got the wrong end of the stick. I should go.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47- I'll go. I'll go. - Oh, no! Please stay, Steven!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I really, really like...
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Whoa!
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- Where is the magic book?- A magician never reveals his secrets.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Fiend!- I have this situation completely in hand, you know.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Argh! Haggis ate it!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Haggis! Is this true?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05I don't know. Probably.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08HAGGIS GRUNTS
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Argh!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12- SQUELCHING - That's it. Delve in deep.
0:19:12 > 0:19:15- HE CHUCKLES - Agh! Bee!
0:19:15 > 0:19:19DIVE-BOMB SOUND EFFECT
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Norman!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25NORMAN CHIRRUPS
0:19:25 > 0:19:27NORMAN SHRIEKS
0:19:27 > 0:19:30HE GIBBERS TRIUMPHANTLY
0:19:30 > 0:19:32No! The book!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Not that I ever needed it, of course.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Haggis! You said you'd eaten it! - Urgh!
0:19:37 > 0:19:42I eat a lot of things! I can't be expected to keep track!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- STEVEN SHOUTING - Angela!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48- What is going on, Mr Carlson? Is Angela all right?- Yeah.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50And what is that slime on your arm?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Um, it's Spanish. It's tapas. Delicacy.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Er, listen, Steven...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Maybe it's better if you don't see Angela for a while.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It's completely inappropriate.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07You just said you were totally cool with whatever we wanted to do.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10- I change my mind a lot.- Clearly. - Great! Well, good night, then!
0:20:10 > 0:20:13But my parents will be here in a few minutes,
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- and we haven't finished watching Romeo And Juliet.- Um...
0:20:16 > 0:20:20Why don't you just go in the living room and watch it on fast-forward?
0:20:20 > 0:20:25It's pretty boring anyway. They all die in the end.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Now a quick flabracadoodle...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Fiend, what are you doing?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35I, the stupendous Fienduccio,
0:20:35 > 0:20:40am about to accomplish the greatest escape trick ever attempted.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43You can't do it. You've got the brain of a radish. Here!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Oh, I see what you're doing!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Trying to muscle in on the job of magician's assistant!
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- Well, that is my job!- OK. All right.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- Just leave this to the professional. - Get off me, you amateur!- Agh!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Get off me, you charlatan!
0:20:59 > 0:21:02- There!- Done it!- Whoo!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Well, that's...
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Oh. Er...
0:21:09 > 0:21:12Yeah. This might be a problem.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14- KNOCKING AT DOOR - Angela? Are you OK?
0:21:14 > 0:21:18Steven, if you come into the same room as my daughter,
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I shall have to insist that you marry her.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22I'll stay in here, then.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25CAR HORN BEEPING
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Oh, no! That's Steven's parents!
0:21:28 > 0:21:29- WOMAN SHOUTING - Hello?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33We can't let them see us like this. Quick, everyone - hide!
0:21:33 > 0:21:34THEY ALL SHOUT
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Oh, guys...
0:21:36 > 0:21:39What on earth is going on in here?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42HAGGIS BREAKS WIND THUNDEROUSLY
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Oh!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47- Haggis!- I'm sorry.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I must've got over-excited.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Hey! The multi-chain escape trick!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Good work, Dad. That's a really difficult one.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00It's actually so difficult that we can't get out of it.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Get us undone. Steven's parents will be here any moment.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07- Where is Angela's date? - It wasn't a date!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Steven is in the lounge, terrified I'm going to make him marry Angela.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12That's enough to scare anyone.
0:22:12 > 0:22:16- Eddie, can you undo them?- Sure!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- You just need the keys.- What keys?
0:22:18 > 0:22:21There are keys?!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24HE BURPS AND GRUNTS
0:22:24 > 0:22:25These keys?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28HE CHUCKLES
0:22:28 > 0:22:30What? I read in a magazine
0:22:30 > 0:22:34that I'm meant to have plenty of iron in my diet.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38- Why didn't I find that in your belly before?- I don't know!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Magic?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Well, I hope you had a nice time.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51I'm sorry about my dad being all weird and cool and overprotective
0:22:51 > 0:22:54- all at the same time. - That's all right. I'm just...
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- I'm glad we can still be friends. - Friends?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Yeah, if that's what you want.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06We should do this again sometime - properly.
0:23:06 > 0:23:11- What - you mean like a date? - I guess you could call it that.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16See you at school.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25So, how did the seminar go?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Wasn't a seminar.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30It was a date, and it went really badly.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Well, you don't seem that bothered by it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Did your dad behave himself? - I was pretty cool.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Cool as a cucumber!
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- She hates cucumber, doesn't she? - Yeah.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48That was some good magicking, Eddie, with the keys and everything.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Obviously I did all the hard bit,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54the setup, but... you know, you weren't bad.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Oh, well, I've just done a magic show -
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- which went pretty well, thanks for asking.- Don't mention it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02- Got any more tricks, Eddie?- Sure.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04How about this one?
0:24:04 > 0:24:08'Impressing people seems important, but sometimes the best people
0:24:08 > 0:24:11'you don't have to try that hard to impress.'
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Yeah. No...
0:24:14 > 0:24:17It wasn't quite as good as my fizzy-drink-to-burp trick.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21Yeah! Nothing even came out of my ear!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23NORMAN CHATTERS
0:24:23 > 0:24:27You guys are so annoying! I might as well just do this.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31'And sometimes the simplest things can be the most impressive of all.'
0:24:31 > 0:24:33MONSTERS SCREECH IN HORROR
0:24:36 > 0:24:38MONSTERS SHRIEK
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Don't be sad or lonely
0:24:48 > 0:24:52# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Me and my monsters can #
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