Alone Together

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around

0:00:33 > 0:00:38# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand

0:00:44 > 0:00:46# Me and my monsters can

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Eat your broccoli, Eddie.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06'It's fair to say that me and the monsters made a successful team.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11'I didn't even need to tell Norman to wait under my plate with a net.

0:01:11 > 0:01:15'He'd just do it. And Fiend and Haggis were there to back him up.'

0:01:15 > 0:01:19Why is Norman waiting under your plate with a fishing net, Eddie?

0:01:19 > 0:01:24- Err.. Norman always does that. - Yeah. It's a fashion accessory.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26It's not a very good one.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Says someone wearing onion rings in her ears!

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Thanks for your constructive input, now would you please go.

0:01:34 > 0:01:39Absolutely. We'll be out here if you need us. OK? OK.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40You meant the basement, right?

0:01:40 > 0:01:43What does a man have to do to get some monster-free time?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46At least the monsters do stuff together.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49As it happens, we'll all be together this weekend.

0:01:49 > 0:01:52- What? Will we? - It's grandma's birthday tomorrow.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56- We'll be staying there this weekend. - Oh no, really?

0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Well I can't. I've got plans. - Me too.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- What are your plans? - I wanted to go shopping.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06- Not good enough. What are yours? - I wanted to do nothing.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09- That's not plans. - I planned to do nothing.

0:02:09 > 0:02:13You can't plan to do nothing. That means you haven't made any plans!

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Can we take the monsters with us. - Of course not! She'd be terrified!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19The monsters aren't ready to be left alone.

0:02:19 > 0:02:22How did they cope before we moved in?

0:02:22 > 0:02:26- KNOCKING - Very badly, I presume.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28They're ready!

0:02:32 > 0:02:37Good evening. My name is Phillip Briggs from Super Safe Security.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39Do you worry about the safety of your home? Of course.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43Do you worry about burglars and intruders? Who wouldn't!

0:02:43 > 0:02:47- Wait... Sorry, who are you? - Phillip Briggs. Super Safe!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51Three houses have been broken into in the street in the last two weeks.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Wouldn't you feel safer with a burglar alarm?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57- We're fine, thanks. - Three houses in two weeks?

0:02:57 > 0:02:58That's right.

0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Maybe we shouldn't be going away... - Oh no you don't!

0:03:01 > 0:03:04- You don't get out of it that easily. - But if it's not safe!

0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Could you install an alarm tomorrow? - Madam, it would be my pleasure.

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Have a look at the brochure. I recommend the supreme package.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Great value for money.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21Blue sticker you can eat it, a red sticker, you can't.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Shouldn't the saucepan have a blue sticker?

0:03:23 > 0:03:26- No. Why? - No reason.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30- Hup! - Come away from there, Fiend!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33What's a buggler?

0:03:33 > 0:03:37Burglars sneak into people's houses and take their things.

0:03:37 > 0:03:42That's a brilliant idea! We should be bugglers!

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Burglars! And I'm not sure you'd be great at the sneaking part.

0:03:46 > 0:03:50- We would! I am very sneaky! - SMASHING

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Sorry.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56Shh! Whatever you do, don't leave the house while we're away.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Don't answer the door, don't answer the phone...

0:03:59 > 0:04:02Don't answer anything!

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Got it?

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- You can answer that. - Yeah, got it.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11Loud and clear.

0:04:11 > 0:04:15- All done! - Eddie, we're going.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19How does a buggler alarm work, do you think?

0:04:19 > 0:04:24There must be someone living in there who's can spot bugglers.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27Like a tiny little buggler detective.

0:04:27 > 0:04:31- What a terrible job. - You get to work from home.

0:04:31 > 0:04:35See you, freaks. Make sure you don't go into my room.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I will turn you into sofa cushions, OK? I'm looking at you, Norman.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44We'll be back Monday, is there any point asking you not to make a mess?

0:04:44 > 0:04:46We both know the answer to that.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50The alarm's set now, don't open the windows or doors.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53In fact, don't open anything! OK?

0:04:56 > 0:04:59- You can open your mouths. - Got it.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02- Right, let's go. - Look after the house for us.

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Bye! - Bye-bye.

0:05:08 > 0:05:13- What do we do now? - Whatever we want!

0:05:13 > 0:05:15ALL: Yeah!

0:05:15 > 0:05:16Ne-ne-ne-ne!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Ooh! Ha-a-ah!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20LAUGHTER

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Human thingy person.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Where are the flat food serving thingies?

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Ba-beedle-mah-meh-ba-ba-beh-deh.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44GRUMBLING

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Ha-ha! Ah! - SQUIRTING

0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Wah! - SMASHING

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! - PHONE RINGS

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Human doing thingy!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03THE PHONE IS SHOUTING!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Ahh, ha-ha!

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Aargh!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11LAUGHTER

0:06:14 > 0:06:16Whoops.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Haggis... Err...

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Haggis, is that the cupboard door?

0:06:24 > 0:06:28- I couldn't find the flat things. - Fair enough.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Oh, where's Norman?

0:06:31 > 0:06:33MUFFLED SHOUTING

0:06:34 > 0:06:36SQUEALING

0:06:37 > 0:06:39VACUUM CLEANER STOPS

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I think you've probably tidied up enough for now, Norman.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49Tidy up any more and the house will fall down.

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Maybe we shouldn't do whatever we want.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55NORMAN GURGLES

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You're right. We need a system.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04OK. From now on, I will be human dad thingy person.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Norman, you can be human mum thingy person.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12That way, everything will be back to normal and nothing will be broken.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16- What about me? - You can be Eddie.

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Oh! I'm Eddie! I get to play Eddie!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24- Oh, Eddie! - Erm... Yes, Dad?

0:07:24 > 0:07:26- Tidy your room! - What!

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- And do your homework. - But I want to watch TV!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Get up those stairs, young man! - HAGGIS WHIMPERS

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Mum?

0:07:41 > 0:07:43HAGGIS SOBS

0:07:43 > 0:07:46You are the worst parents ever!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Mm-hmm?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Err, Kate... I've actually got quite a lot of work on myself.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Hmmph!

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Someone has to put bread on this table! Humph!

0:08:19 > 0:08:21NORMAN SNORES

0:08:21 > 0:08:23Add to basket.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27Add to basket! Ha-ha!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ooh! I'll add that to basket!

0:08:29 > 0:08:30Ho-ho!

0:08:32 > 0:08:34I wonder what 'add to basket' means.

0:08:36 > 0:08:38SNORING

0:08:57 > 0:08:58DOOR SLAMS SHUT

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Shh!

0:09:00 > 0:09:03- (Are you sure they're away?) - (Positive.)

0:09:03 > 0:09:08(I heard the whole thing. I phoned earlier and there was no answer.)

0:09:08 > 0:09:11(Why are we whispering, then?)

0:09:12 > 0:09:14I don't know.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Oh, look. Their burglar alarm didn't work!

0:09:20 > 0:09:22LAUGHTER

0:09:26 > 0:09:31- It wasn't this untidy earlier on. - They're probably bad at packing.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34Let's do a sweep of the place and clear out.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39One of you two was creeping around last night,

0:09:39 > 0:09:42taking things that aren't yours.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44It wasn't me either.

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I didn't take human man thingy person stuff.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Let's all just CALM DOWN, OK?

0:09:50 > 0:09:53The human people probably won't even notice.

0:09:54 > 0:09:57So maybe they will notice.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Ah!

0:09:59 > 0:10:02Well done, Norm. The remote.

0:10:02 > 0:10:06Maybe if we stare at where the TV was, it will still work.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09This is really serious, guys.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13When the human people come back, they'll be really shouty about this.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15What are we going to do now?

0:10:15 > 0:10:18There's no 'we' any more, Haggis.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21Seeing as I can't trust either of you two,

0:10:21 > 0:10:24I'm going to look after upstairs on behalf of the family.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29Yes, you can look after the basement, Norm.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31I don't want to go there anyway.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35If that's the case, I'm going to look after the remote control.

0:10:35 > 0:10:38Fine! I'm watching you.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Fine! - Dringle!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44This'll be the perfect hideout.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Are you sure this is the best place to put all our stuff?

0:10:47 > 0:10:51Of course. The cops will be sniffing around our place.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53So, this is our new home.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Ah! I've always wanted a place like this.

0:10:57 > 0:10:59I might change the decor, though.

0:10:59 > 0:11:01It's only for a night, you numbskull.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04The cops will never find us here.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09Let's go and find the rest of the stuff, then we'll ditch the van.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- I heard you talking. - It wasn't me, bogey breath.

0:11:15 > 0:11:18You're not meant to be on my floor.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Norman?

0:11:20 > 0:11:23- No coming upstairs, Norman! - Beh? Gor binney.

0:11:25 > 0:11:28- I heard talking! - Le boh feh gon me!

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Well alright. It probably wasn't you.

0:11:34 > 0:11:37What's it like, guarding the basement, anyway?

0:11:39 > 0:11:41NORMAN CHATS

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yeah. I'm bored, too.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Fancy a game of bogey ball?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51HAGGIS SINGS

0:11:52 > 0:11:57Hm? Wh- Oh, yeah! Guys! I've found all the stuff!

0:11:57 > 0:12:00It was hiding in the sitting room all along.

0:12:00 > 0:12:05So that's what 'add to basket' means.

0:12:06 > 0:12:08You bought all this on the laptop computer?

0:12:08 > 0:12:12- It really is a speedy service. - VEHICLE PULLS UP

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Vrrrrroom! Beep beep!

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Car? What car?

0:12:17 > 0:12:20The human type people aren't back 'til tomorrow.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23Maybe they came back early because we were so bad.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Whoever it is, this doesn't look good. Hide!

0:12:29 > 0:12:31(Are they bugglers?)

0:12:31 > 0:12:35(It's hard to know what a buggler looks like.)

0:12:35 > 0:12:38Oh. There's the laptop computer.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41And human mum thingy person's jewellery.

0:12:41 > 0:12:45Oh, look. It's the buggler alarm man.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47What a great service.

0:12:47 > 0:12:51When you're away from home, they come round and put things in it.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Hmm. I'm not sure. They look like bugglers to me.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56These guys are putting things in.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59Bugglers take things out.

0:12:59 > 0:13:02Well, I'm not saying they're any good at it.

0:13:02 > 0:13:05Weh? Boing ling do bepa.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Yes, of course.

0:13:07 > 0:13:12If they are bugglers, the detective inside the buggler alarm will know!

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Alright. I'm going to hit the sack.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17Me too.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Hello-o? Anybody home?

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Open it up.

0:13:22 > 0:13:26No! It's his house! It's rude to enter without being invited.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28Knock harder, then.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32KNOCKING

0:13:32 > 0:13:33- Ah! - Woah!

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Oh dear.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Where's the alarm detective? - I don't know.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39There's nothing in there.

0:13:39 > 0:13:43You're right. Do you know what this means?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45- Eh? - Neither do I.

0:13:45 > 0:13:48But I think we should get back to the basement sharpish.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51NORMAN HUMS

0:13:55 > 0:13:57Ah! I've got it!

0:13:57 > 0:14:02- Don't come near me or I'll get it. - Listen. They are bugglers.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06That's why there's no detective in the buggler alarm.

0:14:06 > 0:14:10I hope they don't try and buggle us. I don't want to be buggled.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14You're right, Norman. We should escape.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16I'm going through that wall.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18STOP!

0:14:18 > 0:14:22This is ridiculous. We don't get scared.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24We do the scaring.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25What's changed?

0:14:25 > 0:14:30Well, I... I suppose I have put on a little weight.

0:14:30 > 0:14:34- That's not what I meant. - Ahh mishe aving Normanee-he.

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Norman's right.

0:14:36 > 0:14:40Before the Carlsons moved in, we used to scare everyone away.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43- We were experts at it. - What are you saying?

0:14:43 > 0:14:47I'm saying, my big-bodied, little-brained friend,

0:14:47 > 0:14:51that we should give these bugglers a dose of monster treatment.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54- Zing! - NORMAN JABBERS

0:14:54 > 0:14:58You're right, Norman. We should get the old team back together.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01When we worked together, we were unstoppable.

0:15:01 > 0:15:06Well, we were hard to stop. Well, you were hard to stop...

0:15:06 > 0:15:09..when you were falling down the stairs!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11LAUGHTER

0:15:12 > 0:15:15I've really missed you guys.

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Do you know, I had a row with a remote control.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22It tried to be the boss of me.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25No-one is the boss of you, Haggis.

0:15:25 > 0:15:29Don't you let anyone tell you what to do. That's an order.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Yes, boss.

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Norman! The old list! You kept it!

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Oh, all the great monster scares!

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Nola zing-or. - Ha-ha!

0:15:44 > 0:15:48Oh! 517! The bogey poles.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50LAUGHTER

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Hebbie yabbadie oh-eh doobey-go. - Oh! 523!

0:15:54 > 0:15:57- The fart bag! - LAUGHTER

0:16:00 > 0:16:02That used to take it out of me!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05But you've got so much to give, Haggis!

0:16:05 > 0:16:07HOWLING LAUGHTER

0:16:09 > 0:16:12Right. Monsters. Action stations.

0:16:12 > 0:16:16We shall fight them in the hallway, we shall fight them on the stairs.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20We shall rid this house of this impending menace.

0:16:20 > 0:16:23But first, a quick nap.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26SNORING

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Err... Wh-what? Who's there?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32KNOCKING

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Paul? Is that you?

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Is what me? - The banging.

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- I thought I heard a door slam. - No. Was it you?

0:16:45 > 0:16:48If it was me, why would I... Never mind.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50What have you done with our stash?

0:16:50 > 0:16:56- What? Eh? Where's all our stash gone? - Didn't I just ask you that?

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Oh yeah. Very funny, Paul(!)

0:16:59 > 0:17:01- Where did you put it? - What?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04I haven't touched it. Do you think someone's nicked it?

0:17:04 > 0:17:07Yes. I do think someone's nicked it - you!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10You can't have moved it out of the house by yourself.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Where have you hidden it? - What are you talking about?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Don't get funny with me, wise guy.

0:17:16 > 0:17:20I know you've hidden it, and I'm going to find it.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You're crazy, you are.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24How do I know you haven't nicked it?

0:17:24 > 0:17:26Maybe I should have a look round.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Ah. OK, fine.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31We'll see who's crazy. Hm?

0:17:33 > 0:17:35GHOSTLY HOWL

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Rex?

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Are you in there?

0:17:51 > 0:17:53NORMAN SNEEZES

0:18:07 > 0:18:09Hello? Is someone up here?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Yoo-hoo!

0:18:13 > 0:18:17I'm warning you. You've got no idea who you're dealing with.

0:18:17 > 0:18:20That makes two of us!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Oh. So you think you're scary, do you, Sonny Jim?

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Well, you're not as scary as me.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30- BOO! - Aargh!

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Ow! Oww!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36BANG

0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oof!

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Rex?

0:18:44 > 0:18:46What's going on?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Rex?

0:18:51 > 0:18:53Woah! Aargh!

0:18:53 > 0:18:57Help! Rex! Why are you doing this to me?

0:19:00 > 0:19:04Fiend, will you do the honours?

0:19:04 > 0:19:06With pleasure.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09HAGGIS BREAKS WIND

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Aah!

0:19:17 > 0:19:22- Nice shot! - Thanks. I practice a lot.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Eugh! Goo!

0:19:34 > 0:19:35Eugh!

0:19:45 > 0:19:47COUGHING AND SPLUTTERING

0:19:53 > 0:19:57'They're hideous!'

0:19:57 > 0:20:00Paul? Is that you? PAUL SCREAMS

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Ahh!

0:20:24 > 0:20:27NORMAN STARTS SNEEZING

0:20:27 > 0:20:28No, no! Not again!

0:20:29 > 0:20:30NORMAN SNEEZES

0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Is there anyone in there? - It's occupied.

0:20:35 > 0:20:39Paul, if you're trying to spook me, it's not working.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Do you mind? I prefer to go alone, if it's all the same to you.

0:20:45 > 0:20:48GURGLING What in the world?

0:20:54 > 0:20:55Aah!

0:20:59 > 0:21:03Seems like such a waste of top-quality bogey.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Better be worth it.

0:21:09 > 0:21:11AAARGHH!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Paul, is that you? - NOW!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24CRASHING

0:21:29 > 0:21:32It has nothing to do with your mother, Kate.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34We had to leave at 4:00am to beat traffic.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37You have to help us. There's something evil in this house.

0:21:37 > 0:21:40HELP ME!

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Please, don't let it hurt us!

0:21:42 > 0:21:46You can have your things back. I'm sorry. We shouldn't have taken them.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Please don't let it hurt us! REX SOBS

0:21:49 > 0:21:51I WANT TO GO HOME!

0:21:51 > 0:21:55I expected a mess but this is on a whole new level.

0:21:55 > 0:22:00Nick, why is the burglar alarm man whimpering on the floor? Is he OK?

0:22:00 > 0:22:04I don't think so. Probably best to call the police and a psychyatrist.

0:22:06 > 0:22:09There's a demon in the house. It fires green slime.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Of course it does, sir.

0:22:12 > 0:22:15The smell! Oh, the smell!

0:22:18 > 0:22:20Is there a demon in the house?

0:22:20 > 0:22:23- He means us. - Am I a demon?

0:22:23 > 0:22:28Of course not. Bugglers just don't know the right words for things.

0:22:28 > 0:22:32I can't believe this exciting stuff happened the weekend I wasn't here!

0:22:32 > 0:22:38Don't worry, Eddie! We can recreate the whole thing all over again.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42- Now where's that bogey sling? - BOTH: NO!

0:22:42 > 0:22:44Oh. You're probably right.

0:22:44 > 0:22:49We should wait a day or two so Haggis can replenish his supplies.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54'We were all impressed with how they worked as a team

0:22:54 > 0:22:57'and faced up to the burglars without us there.

0:22:57 > 0:23:00'Although not as impressed as they were with themselves.'

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Then I came bursting in and saw them and I said,

0:23:03 > 0:23:08"No way I'm going to let bugglers get their hands on our stuff!"

0:23:08 > 0:23:12So I went up to him and looked him in the eye...

0:23:12 > 0:23:17- ..and I KICKED HIS BUTT! - While looking him in the eye?

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Yes well, I'm very flexible.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Why has the cupboard door been taken off?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Bugglers. - The bugglers did that?

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Why are some of the springs broken on the sofa?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31Bugglers.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35Yeah, the bugglers were jumping on the sofa.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Anything naughty, the bugglers did it.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41And we did everything else!

0:23:41 > 0:23:46You mean the slimy bogey fur and lingering ugly smell?

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Please, don't mention it.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52SCREAMS

0:23:53 > 0:23:56Is there anything else we should know?

0:23:57 > 0:24:01Norman! What have you done to my room?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03Err... Beh, ha-ha...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Let me guess, bugglers?

0:24:05 > 0:24:10Yeah. So, how was the weekend with your monster-in-law?

0:24:10 > 0:24:13It was actually... What?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16- What does that mean? - Err... Yeah, sorry.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Clearly, she's not a monster.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Dad type human person never called her a monster. Ever.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26(I think I got away with that one.)

0:24:26 > 0:24:29I'd like to speak with you in the hallway, please.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31Thanks a lot(!)

0:24:31 > 0:24:33You're welcome!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36We're really saving the day today, eh?

0:24:36 > 0:24:38LAUGHTER

0:24:46 > 0:24:50# Don't be sad and lonely If you need someone to hold your hand

0:24:51 > 0:24:54# Me and my monsters can. #

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