0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Hit it, Norm.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Nice, all right, now go, Haggis.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Yeah! Bo-boo-bo-doo.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Now, freestyle.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14RECORD SCRATCHING
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Ha, ha! Oh, yeah!
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Woo! Yeah.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Cool, check this out.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Go on, Haggis.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Woo! That's it! Go, Haggis!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Nice. Wow, hey, wow, ahhh!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Oh, this is brilliant! What's next?
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, good call, MC Norm.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44My go. Ha, ha, ha! Do it!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Urrr, my brain hurts. Wa-ahh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52'The great thing about monsters is, they know how to have fun.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54'But the best part,
0:01:54 > 0:01:58'monster fun has a brilliant way of infecting everyone.'
0:01:58 > 0:02:00OK, wrap it up, you lot!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02'Most of the time!'
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Eddie, get changed. The baby-sitter'll be here soon.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06All right, Mum.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Baby-sitter?
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Baby-sitter?
0:02:11 > 0:02:16What's a baby-sitter?! Yeah, sounds scary.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Is it going to sit on Eddie? What?
0:02:18 > 0:02:23Buggle-bup-phlugh. Ha, ha! You're right, Norman.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26If anyone's going to sit on Eddie, it'll be Haggis.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Yeah, he's mine! Argh-argh-argh! Get off.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Nobody's going to sit on anybody.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35We're going out, so we've hired someone
0:02:35 > 0:02:37to look after Eddie and Angela.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40But, you always get a Lucy when you go out.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Why are you getting a baby-sitter instead of a Lucy?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Lucy was our baby-sitter, but she moved away.
0:02:47 > 0:02:52The new sitter is the most dedicated sitter on the agency's books.
0:02:52 > 0:02:57She's sat for all the neighbours, so be good! We don't want to scare her.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I don't see why we need a baby-sitter.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04I'm old enough to take care of the squirt and his pets.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09Yeah, right. FYI, we don't need looking after.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Sorry.
0:03:11 > 0:03:17Come on, guys, let's go. Eddie, you stay up here.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19But it's monster night!
0:03:19 > 0:03:22We haven't finished busting our funky groove yet.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24It's not fair! What's going on!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Woah-woah-woah, just turn it down.
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Good grief, you guys, it's one night, I'm sure you'll survive.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Oh, and by the way.
0:03:34 > 0:03:39Yours, I presume? Huh! My bogeys! Oh!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41I thought I'd lost you guys,
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Squidgy, Slimy, Stretchy, Sticky and Colin.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48That's hilarious(!) You're really gross.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Well, thank you, that's so sweet.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Keep the freaks away from the baby-sitter.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Hello?! We can hear what you're saying!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59KNOCK KNOCK
0:03:59 > 0:04:01That'll be her. Out, you lot.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05It's all right, I'll sneak down when I can.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Yeah, well...
0:04:11 > 0:04:16Pauline. Mrs Carlson, so pleased to meet you.
0:04:16 > 0:04:22And may I say what a lovely house you have. Oh, please call me Kate.
0:04:22 > 0:04:27And this is Angela and Eddie. S'up? Hey. Hello.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Right, let's show you everything.
0:04:38 > 0:04:44Oh, yes, this IS a nice house.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Oh, I'm sorry about this, it's not usually such a mess.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52Oh, don't worry. I'll see it gets sorted.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Hi, I hope they don't give you much trouble.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59I'm sure they won't. And for my part, I'm firm but fair.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01We should get a wriggle on.
0:05:01 > 0:05:05There's pizza in the fridge. We won't be late.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Bye, guys. Behave. Whatever.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14Where are you two going? This mess needs cleaning.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I thought you said... I said I'd see it get sorted.
0:05:18 > 0:05:24But... No buts, well, except for yours, wiggling while you wipe.
0:05:24 > 0:05:30Oh, I do like these big old houses with all their nooks and crannies.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34I bet it's great to play hide and seek in, isn't it?
0:05:34 > 0:05:38"Coming, ready or not!" Oh, come on, then.
0:05:40 > 0:05:45Ohh! I think I might actually explode from boredom.
0:05:45 > 0:05:52Oh, now, that sounds good. Shall we do that? No, I'm too bored to.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57Let's do the wavey-breaky up-and-downy dance-thingy again.
0:05:57 > 0:06:03No, it's no fun without Eddie. Oh, yeah... Oh! I know!
0:06:03 > 0:06:07Why don't we make an Eddie out of bits and bobs to dance with us?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Wait, I've got it!
0:06:10 > 0:06:15We could make an Eddie out of bits and bobs to dance with us!
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I just said that. Hey, Norman. Zsip? Rummage!
0:06:18 > 0:06:24Gfar-vor! Ha ha ha!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Norman!
0:06:31 > 0:06:37OK, Pauline. We're finished. Oh. Right, TV and pizza time.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41No, no, no, not quite. Homework first. What?!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45There'll be no TV on my watch. First homework, then food,
0:06:45 > 0:06:49then bed by eight. Eight?! But it's Friday! Mmm?
0:06:49 > 0:06:51What happened to firm but fair?
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Eight is fair, unless you answer back, and then it becomes seven.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58ROARR! Errr...
0:06:58 > 0:07:02LOUDLY: # I love doing my homework It really is the best
0:07:02 > 0:07:06# I'm quite inclined to work all night to prepare for a test
0:07:06 > 0:07:12No, no, no. That noise came from underneath us. Under the floor.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Does this house have a basement? A basement? A basement? No.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Ha ha ha... No, no, no! Definitely no basement!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23No, definitely no basement.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Ah. Oh, no, no, there's no basement here.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35That's hilarious! Do those things even exist?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39But that looks like a door. So where does it lead?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43That door? Mmm. That one? This... Broom cupboard. Yes!
0:07:43 > 0:07:48A broom cupboard, see? Oh.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53Oh dear, look at this floor! You don't mind if I sweep up, do you?
0:07:56 > 0:08:04Ha, ho! Splemendous work, Normski. Biggle. It's perfecterific! Mwah!
0:08:04 > 0:08:09It's not much like Eddie, though. Looks more like a monster.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Exactly. Even better! Let's try this bad boy out, shall we?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Hmmph.
0:08:21 > 0:08:26Ha ha! Now, that's what I call headbanging. I've killed Eddie!
0:08:26 > 0:08:32Guys. Ah! Eddie, how did...? But you...? What's going on here?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35We were bored, so we made an Eddie,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39but then I knocked your head off and you said "What's going on?"
0:08:39 > 0:08:41So I told you, and if I don't stop
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I'll be talking about the future.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47And my brain hurts and I have to sit down.
0:08:47 > 0:08:52You need to keep the noise down. The new sitter just heard you.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55You said you were going to sneak down and see us.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58She's making us do homework. But it's a Friday!
0:08:58 > 0:09:02I know. And she wants us in bed by eight! Hello?!
0:09:02 > 0:09:07How are we going to do the dance in bed?! What are you going to do?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11She's sat for most kids in the neighbourhood.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I'm going to find her weakness. Good thinking!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16And then we can exploit it,
0:09:16 > 0:09:20ruthlessly, until she's nothing but a joyless, friendless,
0:09:20 > 0:09:23hollow husk of her former self!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26I was thinking more, can she be bribed with sweets?
0:09:26 > 0:09:31Anything she's afraid of? Um, I can be bribed with sweets.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I don't have any. Just checking.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Lots of very unusual paraphernalia,
0:09:38 > 0:09:42which doesn't really signify anything
0:09:42 > 0:09:45except their taste is very unusual.
0:09:45 > 0:09:50Of course, it's not my business how they choose to decorate...
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Have you lost something? Oh! Angela.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57Yes, my book. Do you know what I did with it?
0:09:57 > 0:10:01"Hunting And Trapping." It's right there on the table.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Oh, so it is. Silly me.
0:10:04 > 0:10:12Under my nose all along. How's the homework coming? Fine. Good.
0:10:12 > 0:10:18Well, I'd better get back to it, then. Okey-doke. Bye-bye.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27No sign of anything yet, but I have a feeling about this house.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30They are definitely hiding something.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33OK, AJ, thanks anyway.
0:10:33 > 0:10:39Nothing! The woman is Teflon. I can be bribed with sweets.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42For the last time, I do not have any sweets.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Guys, she's a thief, right. Pauline's a thief!
0:10:46 > 0:10:51What? I just caught her rummaging through our cupboards,
0:10:51 > 0:10:56Gooby-goo! Arhha. Look out, you said the R-word.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01That makes sense. I've heard she baby-sits once and never comes back.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05That's why she wants us in bed early, to get us out of the way,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08to have a rummage. Don't say it! Ohh...
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Ur-ah-ha! I say we get upstairs and we don't let her out of our sight.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Woah, woah, hey, what happened to feeling groovy?
0:11:15 > 0:11:18You know, shaking our groovy jive thing?
0:11:18 > 0:11:23Sorry, Fiend, until she's gone, fun is definitely off the menu.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31Hmmm... No fun till she's gone, eh?
0:11:36 > 0:11:41Raaaghh! Ahh! Oh!
0:11:41 > 0:11:42Ah-ha!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Ha, ha, ha. What are you playing at?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Just trying to get rid of her so we can funk our groovy jive thing.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Take your groovy jive thing and get out of here before she sees you!
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Are you all right? I don't understand,
0:12:00 > 0:12:03I'm sure it was more than just a mask.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Get out, get out. Ow, stop it.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Wow, draughty old house.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34PHUUPHH!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Phew! Pepperoni!
0:12:41 > 0:12:46Oh, no! I've got pizza on my shirt, I need to wash it off.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Angela, give me a hand?
0:12:49 > 0:12:51Why can't you just do it yourself?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55No, you really need to give me a hand.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm going to give him. A hand.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08I think we got away with it. I don't think she saw any monsters.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Let's take them back to the basement.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15I saw one, I'm sure of it!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18I'm pretty sure I smelled one too,
0:13:18 > 0:13:21but I think the children are in on it.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Now, they mustn't suspect a thing.
0:13:24 > 0:13:33Finally, after all these years, my hunt could be over!
0:13:33 > 0:13:36For the last time, I did not tell you to get rid of her.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Actually, it feels like you did.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Just stay in the basement and do not try to get rid of her.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49So, how do we get rid of her?
0:13:49 > 0:13:51She's a tough nut to crack.
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Yeah, that was like my best bunk off, ever.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58We need something so fiendish, she'll never come back ever again.
0:13:58 > 0:14:03Any ideas? Umm, oh! Oh!
0:14:03 > 0:14:07Anyone? Oh, megabor, megaborreh. Diggy-diggy-diggy.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11Ants in her pants, oh, not bad, Norman, good work.
0:14:11 > 0:14:16Me! Me! Eh-bor-beh. Abon-de-be.
0:14:16 > 0:14:21No, we used all the goo on the slime pie, feather brain. Oh, bi-bor.
0:14:21 > 0:14:28No-one ever listens to me, it's like I'm invisible. I'll show you!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32Big-or-beh, ee-wrow. Mmm, maybe.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35But where would we get an elephant at this time of night?
0:14:35 > 0:14:40OK, that's the monsters under control.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44I think now all we need to do is keep an eye on that burgling baby-sitter.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48So, when the thisple becomes invisible,
0:14:48 > 0:14:52one must understand it has to be credible.
0:14:54 > 0:15:00Ah, I, um, need to powder my nose. Ahem. Is that the bathroom?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04No, no, no, that's the broom cupboard, remember?
0:15:04 > 0:15:12Oh, so it is! Silly me. Yeah, yeah, the bathroom's just there. Thank you.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15OK, that wasn't weird at all(!)
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Yeah, she's always talking to herself when she thinks no-one's listening.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Yeah, she's always mumbling to herself.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Unless she's talking into this.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35OK. "Finally, after all these years, my hunt could be over.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39"If there are monsters here, I'm going to find them!"
0:15:39 > 0:15:42She's a monster hunter! Oh, that's so not good!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45Anyone seen Haggis? Ahh! Ahh! You've got my skin!
0:15:45 > 0:15:49All right, I'll deal with the monsters, you watch Pauline.
0:15:49 > 0:15:54Ahh, ahh! Umph!
0:16:15 > 0:16:17Haggis, no!
0:16:17 > 0:16:23Ah! Oh, boy. What are you doing?
0:16:23 > 0:16:27I guess I'm trying to scare you,
0:16:27 > 0:16:31by making you think that there are monsters when there aren't.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36Oh, aren't there any? Now, are you sure about that? Of course I'm sure.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41Everybody knows there's no such thing as monsters.
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Well, I'll tidy all this away while you have a little read of your book.
0:16:45 > 0:16:49Hunting And Trapping. OK, I won't be long. Right.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55SNIFF
0:16:58 > 0:17:01SNIFF SNIFF
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Very odd.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08Even Eddie thinks I don't exist! Huh! I knew it! I'm a nobody!
0:17:08 > 0:17:13Oh, Haggis, stop being so daft. Oh, great, I'm a daft nobody.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Keep it down. What's going on? Nothing.
0:17:16 > 0:17:22Nothing is going on because I don't exist. Of course you exist. Look.
0:17:26 > 0:17:34Ahh! Who are you?! Me? Me?! You're me? Then who am I? I dunno.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38Haggis, you're losing it. I'm losing it?!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42You're the one talking to Mr Nobody. Haggis, we don't have time for this.
0:17:42 > 0:17:46There's a monster hunter upstairs. Boo-gie! Mudy-har-me.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49Yeah, what monster hunter? You haven't told them?
0:17:49 > 0:17:53I didn't want to freak them out.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55The baby-sitter is a monster hunter.
0:17:55 > 0:18:00Pah! Well, you know what I say to that? Hmm?
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Hold me, Eddie, she'll turn me into bagpipes!
0:18:04 > 0:18:10OK, I was going to say put you in a zoo, but bagpipes works too.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Oh, Haggis, why are you crying?
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Because I've just discovered I don't exist,
0:18:17 > 0:18:20and that's not exactly fun, Angela.
0:18:20 > 0:18:26No! Not up there. She'll trap you. I'm invisible, remember.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Haggis! No!
0:18:31 > 0:18:37I just need evidence. Evidence that they do exist.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Something small, doesn't have to be big at all, something sm...
0:18:47 > 0:18:53Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55My name is Pauline Travis,
0:18:55 > 0:18:58my name is Pauline Travis....
0:19:03 > 0:19:09Was that what I... It was. It was, wasn't it?
0:19:09 > 0:19:13It's my teddy bear... A school project on dinosaurs...
0:19:13 > 0:19:20The truth. Was that...? Were those...?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Monsters?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26There's no such thing, remember? Maybe you're just tired or...
0:19:26 > 0:19:33No, that's it! You're asleep and this is all a dream.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36No, no, no. There is a basement.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Ha, ha! No, no, no, out of my way!
0:19:42 > 0:19:46It's dangerous down there, Pauline the baby-sitter!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48She's coming in! Make like toys.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Uh! We can explain! Shh!
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Ahhh!! Um, hello.
0:20:28 > 0:20:34You, you do exist. I do? That's fantastic.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Thank you! Oh, thank you!
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Haggis, no! This isn't what it looks like.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Oh, yes, it is.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49And it's wonderful. Please don't tell anyone, they wouldn't hurt a...
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Wait, what?
0:20:52 > 0:20:59After all these years. At last. At last...?
0:20:59 > 0:21:05When I was little, I was convinced there were monsters in our attic.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Really?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10And I was never happier,
0:21:10 > 0:21:15but my parents thought I was being silly.
0:21:15 > 0:21:19And the more I insisted that the monsters were real,
0:21:19 > 0:21:23the more they insisted that they were all in my head.
0:21:23 > 0:21:30Finally, we moved away and I never saw the monsters again.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34That's so sad. Yes, yes, it is.
0:21:34 > 0:21:39Here, you take it, take it.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Phhh-hhhh. So...
0:21:42 > 0:21:45So I vowed that when I was old enough,
0:21:45 > 0:21:50I would prove to myself that monsters are real.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54Ahem. So, just to be clear, will you or will you not
0:21:54 > 0:21:57be turning me into bagpipes?
0:21:57 > 0:22:03Definitely not. Phew! Ha-ha! Carry on.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I think this calls for a celebration.
0:22:06 > 0:22:12I know, let's do the wavey-breaky up-and-downy dance-thingy together.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Great idea, Haggis. Hit it, Norman.
0:22:15 > 0:22:20That's it. Ready? One, two, three. Woah-hoo!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Dur-dur-dur bah-bah-bah. Wow! Go, Eddie!
0:22:34 > 0:22:40Woo! Ow! Oh, wowee, Pauliney.
0:22:42 > 0:22:47Thanks, please call me P-Nanny. Woo-hoo!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50That's great, Norman, nice moves.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Yeah!
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Bah-da-ba-da. Duh-ba-da.
0:23:01 > 0:23:06...I know. Oh, dear. Oh, hello, did you have a good time?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Um, yeah, it was fun, how about yours?
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Oh, we've had a wonderful time.
0:23:11 > 0:23:16I might even go so far as to say it was splemendous.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Really? That's good.
0:23:19 > 0:23:24Mum, can Pauline come again if you have to go out or anything? Um, sure.
0:23:24 > 0:23:29Well, I'd better skedaddle. Bye bye. We'll show you out. Great.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Wow, she really is good.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Well, that was some night.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41I haven't had that much fun since, well, since I was little.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Remember what we said about the monsters.
0:23:44 > 0:23:49Oh, don't worry, I will keep our friends a secret, I promise.
0:23:53 > 0:23:58See you later, bogey-brains. Right back at ya, bug features.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02Come back soon! Ta-ta. Bye bye.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07'Like I said, monsters really know how to have fun.
0:24:07 > 0:24:12'And once you've had fun like that, you never want to let it go.'
0:24:17 > 0:24:20So, did you have a good night? Fine.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Until I almost served Haggis's bogeys for dessert.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27You brought the wrong tin, that's disgusting.
0:24:27 > 0:24:32People almost ate Haggis's bogeys!
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Hang on, there's only two left in there. Somebody must have...
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Oh, ugh... Yuck.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Don't be sad or lonely
0:24:48 > 0:24:50# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Me and my monsters can. #
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