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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down

0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around

0:00:33 > 0:00:37# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with

0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely

0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand

0:00:44 > 0:00:49# Me and my monsters can

0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Oh, is it in here?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09THEY SCREAM

0:01:09 > 0:01:11It's another Norman!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14It's not another Norman - it's just Norman.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Uh...

0:01:15 > 0:01:16THEY SCREAM

0:01:16 > 0:01:19It's Norman!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Guys! Please!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23I have to find this stuff.

0:01:23 > 0:01:26'The best thing about going on holiday is having non-stop fun.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29'The beaches, the surfing, just doing all the things

0:01:29 > 0:01:32'you spend the rest of the year dreaming about.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36'But the worst thing is definitely the packing,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39'especially if you've got three monsters trying to help.'

0:01:39 > 0:01:43- Is this what you were looking for? - Aagh!- Aaagh! Another Fiend!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47- Aagh! Where? - Everyone! Keep the noise down!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Dad's got someone upstairs. Human work thingy.

0:01:51 > 0:01:52Hello!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Aaaagh!

0:01:57 > 0:02:02- At the end of the meeting, I'll unveil the new slogan.- OK, great.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05"Pretty as a Picture, with Portlin's Paints."

0:02:05 > 0:02:07Are you packing these purple pants?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Look! The pants are great. I'll take the paints.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11BOTH: What?

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Sorry, Jeff, we're in a bit of a rush here.

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Look, it all sounds great!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Isn't there any way that you can be there for this meeting?

0:02:20 > 0:02:24I'm afraid I would love to be, but I have to go to Mexico on holiday.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25Just trust yourself, relax.

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Remember - paint a pretty picture with Partland's Paints! Bye!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31It's Portlin's Paints!

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Yeah, that's even better.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37- I thought he'd never go!- He's so stressed about this presentation.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39No wonder I need a holiday.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Are those kids ready yet?

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Kids!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51So, a holiday is when you put all of your stuff into bags

0:02:51 > 0:02:54and then take it somewhere else to have fun.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56That's basically it, yeah.

0:02:56 > 0:02:59That's the stupidest thing I ever heard!

0:02:59 > 0:03:03Why go to all that trouble to have fun? We can have fun here.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Can we?! Great!

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10CRASH!

0:03:10 > 0:03:13See - fun!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16But have you ever been snorkelling,

0:03:16 > 0:03:18seen all the colours of the coral reef

0:03:18 > 0:03:22or ridden a wave into shore on one of these?

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Whoa...

0:03:23 > 0:03:28That sounds incredible!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29When are we going? When are we going?

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Ha ha! Baba gobo lengo!

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Um...

0:03:34 > 0:03:40The thing is, guys, it's just me and the family.

0:03:40 > 0:03:42You're staying here.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52OK, have fun!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55- We'll look after the place. - Will you?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58No, of course not! You kidding? We'll trash it!

0:03:58 > 0:04:01It's our speciality.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04KATE: Eddie! Come on, it's time to go!

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Give us a hand, will you?

0:04:06 > 0:04:08Hmm...OK.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Saturday morning, I've put you down for yoga.- Great.

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- 10.15 to 10.35 there is this hilarious...- Is our entire trip

0:04:16 > 0:04:17going to be planned this precisely?

0:04:17 > 0:04:21No! 5.00 to 5.30 is free time every day.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Nick! It's a holiday. You've got to stop organising everything.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26You need to relax.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29That's a valid point. I'm going to schedule some time to talk about it.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- OK, human piggies!- We're ready!

0:04:35 > 0:04:37Right, you lot, out!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Bye!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Badago!

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Are we doing the right thing leaving them here on there own?

0:04:45 > 0:04:49We are not cancelling now! We NEED this holiday! It'll be fine.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51I hope so. And where's Angela?

0:04:51 > 0:04:52I'm on it.

0:04:54 > 0:04:56Hi, Angela!

0:04:58 > 0:05:01I'm only upstairs. What happened to shouting?

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Get down here, your mum's going nuts!

0:05:03 > 0:05:05I can't find my hat and my sarong.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10HE WARBLES

0:05:12 > 0:05:13Get that upstairs now!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21Say goodbye to milky-white Angela, freaks.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23All my friends are waiting to see me

0:05:23 > 0:05:25with the world's most perfect suntan.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29I will be brown, and they will be green.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Green?! Hmm-hmm! Beautiful!

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh, whatever you say, Fiend.

0:05:36 > 0:05:41Wow... You're actually going to be happy, aren't you?

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Oh, yeah, you bet your life.

0:05:43 > 0:05:46You lot won't be there - that's my idea of happy.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48NORMAN BARKS

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Norm wants to know what it looks like.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54ALL SCREAM

0:05:55 > 0:05:57It's a monster!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05Jeff, the presentation is great. It's going to be fine.

0:06:05 > 0:06:08Yeah, OK. All right. Bye.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Let's get out of here before he calls back. Ready?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15- CAR HORN HONKS - Taxi's here.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Eddie, can you put your in suitcase the taxi?

0:06:18 > 0:06:20- OK.- Oh, er...passport!- Right. Yes.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23Er... There. Right there.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32Hey, Eddie! How was it? Did you surf?

0:06:32 > 0:06:33Show us the photos!

0:06:33 > 0:06:37I really missed you. Don't ever go away again.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Er...that wasn't the holiday, fellas.

0:06:40 > 0:06:44That was two ticks. The holiday is two weeks.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45How long is that?

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well, remember when I had chicken pox?

0:06:47 > 0:06:50- That long?!- Yeah. See,

0:06:50 > 0:06:53that's just one week, and this is two of these.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54THEY WAIL

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Oh, it's all right, Haggis, mate.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Be strong, yeah?

0:06:59 > 0:07:01You'll be just fine.

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be fine.

0:07:04 > 0:07:08Come on, Eddie. Haggis is fine. It's time to go. Yeah?

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Eddie, love, you OK?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I don't want to go.

0:07:15 > 0:07:19- I don't want to leave them.- I know. We'll talk about it in the taxi!

0:07:23 > 0:07:27Eddie is upset. We've got to do something.

0:07:27 > 0:07:30- They're trying to take him away.- Rrr!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34- The passports! I almost forgot! - Oh dear!

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Noooo!

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Well, looks like the holiday is cancelled.

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Such a pity. I was looking forward to it.

0:07:52 > 0:07:53You weren't going.

0:07:53 > 0:07:58Oh yes, that's right. I knew there was a reason I didn't feel gloomy.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01Yeah, but everyone else does though.

0:08:01 > 0:08:07- It's all my fault.- You see, I told you going away to have fun

0:08:07 > 0:08:08was a dumb idea.

0:08:08 > 0:08:11You know what?

0:08:11 > 0:08:14That might have been the smartest thing you ever said.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Smarter than my recipe for bogey bolognaise?

0:08:17 > 0:08:21We can still do it. We can still have a holiday.

0:08:21 > 0:08:26That's brilliant - although I'm still not going, right?

0:08:26 > 0:08:30No, because no-one's going - we can stay here.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37THEY SIGH

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Haggis, knock it off.

0:08:52 > 0:08:54What happened to Happy?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Happy's gone, my friend.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00You don't understand. I'm going to look really silly.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Great! I love looking silly.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Silly is what I do best.

0:09:06 > 0:09:12No, you see, I'm a girl, OK? You're a monster. All right?

0:09:12 > 0:09:15For me, looking silly is like you looking sensible.

0:09:15 > 0:09:18- Eugh!- Exactly!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21What do you need to do to look not silly?

0:09:21 > 0:09:23- A tan?- Huh?

0:09:23 > 0:09:27OK. A tan is when your skin goes like a lovely shade of light brown.

0:09:27 > 0:09:32Oh! Why didn't you say?

0:09:32 > 0:09:34That's easy.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39That's great. Thanks. Goodbye.

0:09:40 > 0:09:45- What's that?- My savings, to help pay for the holiday.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Great, thanks!- Nick!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Oh!

0:09:50 > 0:09:52We got a refund.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Look. I'm really sorry. Norman was trying to help.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57He thought I was upset.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00I'm upset now. What's he going to do for me?

0:10:00 > 0:10:06Gloop! Gloop! Gloop! Blub! Blub! Blub!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10That's not doing it. OK, I'm going to call Jeff

0:10:10 > 0:10:13and tell him I can go to this meeting.

0:10:13 > 0:10:17No, don't! As far as he's concerned we're in Mexico.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Yeah, but we're not.

0:10:19 > 0:10:22Yeah, but he doesn't have to know that, does he?

0:10:22 > 0:10:25All we need to do is make this place Mexico.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28What? Stay indoors for two weeks?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Exactly. We're staying here and Jeff stays out there.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Hey, that's a great idea.

0:10:34 > 0:10:39I can cook Mexican stylee, we can stay up late, eat under the stars.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43You know what? I like it!

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Let's make a couple of changes to the holiday schedule.

0:10:51 > 0:10:57Gloop! Gurgle! Gloop! Gurgle!

0:10:58 > 0:11:03Haggis, that is not a suntan, that's soil from a plant pot.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Eh! Oh!

0:11:07 > 0:11:10I'll let you into a secret, Angela.

0:11:10 > 0:11:15- No-one has a real suntan any more. - They don't?

0:11:15 > 0:11:20Uh-uh! Lying in the sun is about as smart as sleeping on the motorway.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Sooner or later you're going to regret it.

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Do what everyone else does.

0:11:25 > 0:11:30Use some of this - fake tan. They'll never know the difference.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Right, let's get this holiday started.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Wibble wibble!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Oh, what's that?

0:11:38 > 0:11:41That is the holiday schedule.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44Everyone's activities for the next two weeks.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46If it's not properly organised it's chaos.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Busy, busy, busy!

0:11:48 > 0:11:50Yep! That's Dad!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53PHONE RINGS

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Oh, it's Jeff.

0:11:56 > 0:11:59Right, everyone, listen. Remember that time that Aunt Mabel

0:11:59 > 0:12:02wanted to come and stay and we had to pretend to be out?

0:12:02 > 0:12:04This is like then, yeah?

0:12:04 > 0:12:07No-one open the door, no-one answer the door, nothing.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09If Jeff finds out I'm here I'll be back at work

0:12:09 > 0:12:11faster than you can say "Lagogarcha".

0:12:11 > 0:12:12ALL: Got it.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Um...

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Right, what's on the schedule?

0:12:16 > 0:12:20OK, Eddie... Snorkellising.

0:12:20 > 0:12:26Um... Sugar-Mum-Thingy-Person... Booky reading.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28And Angela...

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Angela...

0:12:30 > 0:12:35Sunny tanning! And Human-Dad-Thingy-Person...

0:12:35 > 0:12:38something called "glof".

0:12:38 > 0:12:40"Glof". Glof!

0:12:40 > 0:12:41No, golf!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Right, come here, my little tungsten friend.

0:12:44 > 0:12:49OK! Let the fun begin!

0:12:49 > 0:12:53NORMAN LAUGHS

0:13:01 > 0:13:05- When do you start having fun? - Shhh!

0:13:05 > 0:13:08This isn't about having fun! It's golf!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11They're doing everything on their own!

0:13:11 > 0:13:14What's the first rule of fun club?

0:13:14 > 0:13:17ALL: Have fun together!

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Aba-daba-ding!

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Two o'clock! Everyone, stop what you're doing!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25What's next on the holiday schedule?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Two, four, three!

0:13:30 > 0:13:33LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC

0:13:52 > 0:13:56You lot look ridiculous!

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- Don't be such a dag, Dad! - Yeah, Nick!

0:13:58 > 0:14:01You used to be such a beautiful dancer!

0:14:08 > 0:14:10DOORBELL RINGS

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Huh?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13It's him! It's Jeff!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15He's found out they're here!

0:14:15 > 0:14:19He's going to know I lied... What am I going to do?!

0:14:20 > 0:14:22We're not here!

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Anyone there?

0:14:24 > 0:14:25It's the postman!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Oh, I'll get it!

0:14:29 > 0:14:32- CLEARS THROAT - Erm...

0:14:32 > 0:14:35Right, maybe we'll do something a bit more quiet.

0:14:40 > 0:14:42LAUGHTER

0:14:42 > 0:14:44WARBLED SINGING

0:14:49 > 0:14:53Oh, my goodness! This is brilliant!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55My tan looks great!

0:14:55 > 0:14:57Oh, I hope they're not going to kiss!

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Oh, me neither!

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Guys, if you're going to get all smoochy,

0:15:01 > 0:15:03can you at least go to the beach?

0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Don't worry, there won't be any of that.- Oh!

0:15:09 > 0:15:12You know, this really is lovely, isn't it?

0:15:12 > 0:15:16I think this has been our best holiday ever.

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Good evening! Are you ready to order!

0:15:22 > 0:15:24What does the chef recommend?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26The chef recommends you eat somewhere else! Ha!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28This is the only place open.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Great!

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Have a menu.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37We'll have the mash, thanks.

0:15:37 > 0:15:39Excellent choice, sir.

0:15:39 > 0:15:41TWO MASH!

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Two mash!

0:15:44 > 0:15:45BEEPING Oh!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47What does that want?

0:15:47 > 0:15:49BEEPING

0:15:49 > 0:15:50BEEPING CONTINUES

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Brrr-brrr!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Let's open it!

0:15:53 > 0:15:55BEEPING

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Hi! Oh!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58ALL: Ahhh!

0:15:58 > 0:16:01MAN ON COMPUTER: Nick?! No, I'm Haggis, I'm...

0:16:01 > 0:16:03Jeff! Hi!

0:16:03 > 0:16:04Who on Earth was that, Nick?

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Er, it's, er... It's Carnaval here!

0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Yeah? Mexico is just LOCO! - HE LAUGHS

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Yeah, I'd say so!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15It was good seeing you! Bye!

0:16:15 > 0:16:18I just wanted to go over a few last-minute changes.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21- OK...- I was thinking of changing the background colour

0:16:21 > 0:16:24from a pale blue to a pale yellow,

0:16:24 > 0:16:27as I think it would make people feel more cheerful.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Come on, guys! Do something!

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Oh, nice one!

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Yeah, that's...

0:16:34 > 0:16:36What are you going to do with that?

0:16:36 > 0:16:37No!

0:16:37 > 0:16:39No, no, no, no way!

0:16:39 > 0:16:41It's for the sake of the holiday!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Your carnival's gone quiet.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47WHOOPING AND LATIN AMERICAN MUSIC

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Arriba!

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh!

0:16:58 > 0:17:01- HE LAUGHS - Acapulco looks fun!

0:17:01 > 0:17:04And those costumes, very realistic!

0:17:04 > 0:17:07What... Er... Signal's breaking up...

0:17:07 > 0:17:10Ah, no, no, no! Nick, one more thing!

0:17:10 > 0:17:14MIMICS ELECTRONIC DRONING

0:17:14 > 0:17:15- HE SIGHS - Did we get away with it?

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Yeah, I reckon so!

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Let's get on with this holiday!

0:17:21 > 0:17:22BEEPING

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Oh, wait! Dad, you've got a text.

0:17:25 > 0:17:27It's from...Jeff.

0:17:27 > 0:17:30- Just leave it.- No, no, no, I think you'll want to hear this.

0:17:30 > 0:17:34"Sorry we got cut off. I was just about to tell you,

0:17:34 > 0:17:36"I left the presentation boards at your house.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39"I am on my way round to pick them up."

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Don't worry, he doesn't have any keys.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44"I got the spare keys from your desk at work..."

0:17:44 > 0:17:47Oops.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49What are we going to do?

0:17:49 > 0:17:51There's only one thing we CAN do.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Hide!

0:17:53 > 0:17:56NORM GRUNTS

0:18:09 > 0:18:11HE GRUNTS EXASPERATEDLY

0:18:16 > 0:18:18HAGGIS SQUEAKS

0:18:18 > 0:18:22ALL: Shh! Shh!

0:18:22 > 0:18:23HAGGIS WHIMPERS

0:18:23 > 0:18:27(Haggis! You've got to concentrate! You've got to be quiet!)

0:18:27 > 0:18:28HAGGIS YELPS

0:18:30 > 0:18:33HAGGIS WHIMPERS

0:18:33 > 0:18:34HAGGIS SCREECHES

0:18:34 > 0:18:38PFFFRRRRT!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48MOBILE RINGS

0:18:48 > 0:18:49NICK GROANS

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Norman, can you get that? I can't reach!

0:18:51 > 0:18:53NORMAN GRUNTS

0:18:53 > 0:18:56That's good!

0:18:56 > 0:18:58NORMAN GRUNTS

0:18:58 > 0:18:59NORMAN MIMICS PHONE'S RING

0:18:59 > 0:19:01Gimme it! Gimme it!

0:19:02 > 0:19:03Hi! Jeff!

0:19:03 > 0:19:07Er, yeah... Noises, yeah... In my house?

0:19:07 > 0:19:09Well, that's just my...relatives, yeah, yeah.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11They're staying there while we're here.

0:19:11 > 0:19:15Mexico. They're from, er... They're from, er...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Pizza! Pisa!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Italian! Yeah, they're Italians.

0:19:19 > 0:19:22In the basement? No, no, don't go down there!

0:19:22 > 0:19:24They'll be up in a sec! OK, bye!

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Italian?!

0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh, buon...

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Ciao!

0:19:35 > 0:19:36THEY LAUGH

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Hello. And you must be...?

0:19:42 > 0:19:43I'm orange!

0:19:43 > 0:19:45I've gone orange, Mum, I'm orange!

0:19:45 > 0:19:50Where's Haggis? I'm going to kill him and... Haggis! Haggis!

0:19:50 > 0:19:54Chica is tiptop of class in Inglese!

0:19:54 > 0:19:57Bene, very good, Chica - shut up-a now!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00KATE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

0:20:00 > 0:20:03Has the human work-thingy person gone yet?

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Not quite, you guys are doing great!

0:20:05 > 0:20:09If you stay quite, after all this is over, I'll make you

0:20:09 > 0:20:12one of my special, monster-bacon breakfasts, OK?

0:20:12 > 0:20:13THEY SHOUT EXCITEDLY

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Then let's make it be over now! - Shh!

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Haggis, Fiend, Haggis!

0:20:18 > 0:20:19HAGGIS LAUGHS EXCITEDLY

0:20:21 > 0:20:23BEEPING

0:20:23 > 0:20:25- Shh! Shh!- Haggis! Haggis!

0:20:25 > 0:20:27- Nick?- Jeff!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29How are the Italians?

0:20:29 > 0:20:32I'm not sure they're Italian at all, Nick. One of them's orange

0:20:32 > 0:20:36- and she's after some haggis! - Oh, yeah, they love British food!

0:20:36 > 0:20:41- There's definitely something in your basement. Maybe I should look.- No!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43It's... It's, er, plumbing...

0:20:43 > 0:20:45HE SHRIEKS

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Yeah, it's just... Yeah, it's...

0:20:47 > 0:20:50It's the water pipes, they make the...

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Jeff!

0:20:55 > 0:20:57What are you doing in Acapulco?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58What's going on, Nick?

0:20:58 > 0:21:02Well, we're not really on holiday, we're at home.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Yeah, so I see!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Erm, yeah... Well...

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Look, we're meant to be on holiday, but we're not

0:21:10 > 0:21:13because Norman ate our passports, so we're having a holiday here!

0:21:13 > 0:21:16so just leave us alone, because we're having a brilliant time!

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I'll be in the basement if anybody needs me.

0:21:21 > 0:21:23Right, so, who's Norman?

0:21:23 > 0:21:24- Dog.- Cat.- Fish.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- Nick?- Hmm?

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I think you're suffering from stress! You're a mess!

0:21:31 > 0:21:34It's affecting your family. Your daughter's turned orange!

0:21:34 > 0:21:37I thought I was worried about this meeting, but you... Wow.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Look, why don't you take a couple of weeks off?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44- I have! - Good, good! Just get some rest.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47And maybe you'll stop thinking that you're in Mexico.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53Now, Haggis...

0:21:53 > 0:21:56WHY...AM...I...ORANGE?!

0:21:56 > 0:21:59CHOKING: I...love...you...orange!

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I... DOOR OPENS, HAGGIS GASPS

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Just...take it easy.

0:22:09 > 0:22:11HAGGIS WHIMPERS

0:22:11 > 0:22:13HAGGIS: Don't kill me!

0:22:13 > 0:22:17Oh, I won't... I'm going to rip all your fur off first...

0:22:17 > 0:22:20It's OK, honey, fake tan washes off.

0:22:20 > 0:22:22- It does?- Eventually.

0:22:22 > 0:22:27What are we standing round here for? Let's get back to Me-hi-co!

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- Arriba!- Arriba!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36HAGGIS SIGHS

0:22:39 > 0:22:41OK!

0:22:41 > 0:22:43Everyone ready? Said your goodbyes?

0:22:43 > 0:22:44We had a fantastic time!

0:22:44 > 0:22:46We'll definitely be back next year!

0:22:46 > 0:22:49Vaya con Dios, amigos!

0:22:49 > 0:22:51I'll miss you!

0:22:51 > 0:22:53NORMAN SQUEALS

0:22:53 > 0:22:56How many showers did it take in the end?

0:22:56 > 0:22:5834.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00I liked you orange!

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Adios, my friends! It's been great.

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Bye!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Hi, everyone, we're home!

0:23:17 > 0:23:20Brrr! Brrr!

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Ah, great(!) Nothing but bills.

0:23:26 > 0:23:28THEY LAUGH

0:23:28 > 0:23:30HAGGIS: Oh! No, don't!

0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Oh, I really missed you! - FIEND: How are you!

0:23:33 > 0:23:35What did you do? Where's my present?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Was I really that orange?!

0:23:41 > 0:23:44No, that was BEFORE Haggis put the fake tan on!

0:23:44 > 0:23:46THEY LAUGH

0:23:46 > 0:23:49Sorry you ended up with no tan at all, sweetie.

0:23:49 > 0:23:54I don't really care. I'll just tell everyone I was having too much fun

0:23:54 > 0:23:56cos that's the truth.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59NORMAN WAILS

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Hey, what are you up to?

0:24:01 > 0:24:05We've decided to go on holiday!

0:24:05 > 0:24:09- So, where are you going? - HAGGIS: Your bedroom! Bye!

0:24:09 > 0:24:13EDDIE: 'Turns out holidays are fantastic.

0:24:13 > 0:24:16'But being at home is fantastic-er.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18'And when you put the two together,

0:24:18 > 0:24:20'you get the best holiday you've ever had.

0:24:20 > 0:24:23'And you get to take your monsters with you!'

0:24:23 > 0:24:25THEY LAUGH

0:24:25 > 0:24:28THUMPING AND MUFFLED SHOUTING

0:24:28 > 0:24:30Hey!

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Holiday's over!

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Normal rules apply!

0:24:35 > 0:24:36THUMPING

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Get out there!

0:24:46 > 0:24:50# Don't be sad and lonely if you need someone to hold your hand

0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Me and my monsters can. #

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