0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:48# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:52# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:00 > 0:01:07Nick, this evening, I want you to be sophisticated, charming and witty.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08All three?!
0:01:08 > 0:01:11I know, it's a bit of a stretch but it would be nice
0:01:11 > 0:01:14if we welcomed our new neighbours with some semblance of normality.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yup, normality. Check.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Oh, I can't do it!
0:01:18 > 0:01:21To play this game, you need a grown-up beak like mine.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Look and weep!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Yes, because I want a nose like that on my face(!)
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Oh, and their son, Oliver, is coming too.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31- Why? - Because he's joining your school.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I thought it would be nice for you two to meet.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Ugh. What's he like?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Bit shy, I think.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Needs bringing out of his shell.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Well, that's great(!) I get to time with a prawn. Fantastic(!)
0:01:44 > 0:01:45LAUGHTER
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Eddie Carlson, did you dip your finger into that chocolate mousse?
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- It was an accident. - When did you last wash your hands?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- Three days ago. - It's a personal best.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Hup! Do you have a rope?- No. - A straitjacket?- No.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Do you have a large trunk with a great, big padlock on it?- No!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- Why do you want these things? - No reason. Thank you. Hup!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09HAGGIS SCREAMS
0:02:10 > 0:02:14'Living with monsters, you never know what each new day will bring.
0:02:14 > 0:02:19'Thankfully, I love surprises, but not everyone feels that way.'
0:02:20 > 0:02:22It's...not too late to cancel.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:23 > 0:02:24OK, it is now.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25LAUGHTER
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Eddie, I don't want to know what Fiend, Haggis and Norman are up to.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32They're your monsters... deal with them.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah, there can be no slip-ups tonight, son.
0:02:34 > 0:02:39- Yup. It's your responsibility. - I live with constant pressure.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Don't worry, good buddy. I'm sure you'll live.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45If not, I promise we'll get you stuffed!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47NORMAN WHIMPERS
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Er, why is Norm tied to a chair?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Well, firstly, let me just say
0:02:52 > 0:02:55that there is practically nothing to worry about!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Practically nothing!- Mm. There's just a teeny-weeny chance
0:02:58 > 0:03:01that Norman will turn into something...
0:03:01 > 0:03:03- different.- Something different!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Well, like what?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08That's the best bit - we don't know!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Last time, it was a kangaroo!
0:03:11 > 0:03:12A kangaroo?!
0:03:12 > 0:03:14He was fine...
0:03:14 > 0:03:17until he found the pogo stick. LAUGHTER
0:03:17 > 0:03:19NORM GRUNTS WITH EFFORT
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- Well, can't you stop it?- No.
0:03:21 > 0:03:26Every 100 years, when the planets are in perfect alignment...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Norman is reborn!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Rowr! Waaa!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34OK. Well, when will it happen?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36We don't know exactly. But soon.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Mm. Sooooon.
0:03:39 > 0:03:43Well, this isn't great timing. My parents have got dinner guests!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Invite them to the show!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Hahahaha!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Hahaha!
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Oliver's not with us, I'm afraid. He's running late.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Oh, shame. Angela was so looking forward to meeting him.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oh, I was so looking forward to meeting him(!)
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Oh, he'll be along in a while. - Oh, great(!)
0:04:02 > 0:04:03LAUGHTER
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Oh, do you have pets?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Errr... No.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Er, yes. Kind of.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Come on through! Let's get you a drink.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20- Popcorn?- Thanks.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24NORM WHIMPERS
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I think the show's about to begin! - Wahaha!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- Good luck, Norm!- Dadadada...
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- He's going to blow! - Argh! Argh! Argh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35NORM BOILS
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Oh! Oh! Ohhh...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, false alarm.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Ohh... Oh! Ohhhh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Take cover!- Argh!
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Argh! Babababa. Baba. Babaii...
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Ugh. Oh.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57It was another false alarm.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Try harder, Norm!
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Yeah, come on, cut to the chase! We haven't got all day!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06DadadadadaDAAAAAAAA. DA-DA-DA-DA-DA!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Hup!
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Huh?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Waa waa WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yiiiiiiiii! Eeeee eee!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17KABOOM!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19LAUGHTER
0:05:19 > 0:05:22THEY ALL COUGH
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Haaaa!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Oh. Oh.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Norman? Are you OK?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- Did you hear that? - That was quite a bang!
0:05:32 > 0:05:36It's, er, it's the hot water system. Does that from time to time.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40This creaky old place is always making noises.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43They should have sold the house with earplugs!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49FIEND COUGHS
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Is that really you, Norm?
0:05:53 > 0:05:55LAUGHTER
0:05:55 > 0:05:59We wait 100 years and that's the best he can do?!
0:05:59 > 0:06:02Even when he was an ant, it was better than this!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Yeah, we're a little disappointed, here, Norm.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07It's a major anticlimax!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09I think he's cool.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12What is he?
0:06:12 > 0:06:17Well...I think he's a teenage human thingy person.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19He's so ugly!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Yeah, it's the blond hair and the blue eyes. It's a hideous combo!
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Oh, I can hardly bear to look at him!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27LAUGHTER
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I love how you've decorated the kitchen.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38- Can we look round the rest of the place?- No need!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41We've got lots of photos somewhere.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I'd rather see it in person.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Of course, just give me a moment to...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50tidy everyone, er...everything away!
0:06:54 > 0:06:57She's very house-proud.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58LAUGHTER
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Look at his skinny little neck!
0:07:07 > 0:07:12Ugh! It's a miracle his head hasn't fallen off yet! Hahaha!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15I'll say! Argh! And there's a hole in his middle!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18THE MONSTERS LAUGH
0:07:19 > 0:07:23How long do we have before Norman turns back into his normal self?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25One hour exactly.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28OK, so all we have to do is keep him down here for that time
0:07:28 > 0:07:30and no-one will be any the wiser.
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Norm says he's got a lot of living to cram into the next 60 minutes!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40LAUGHTER
0:07:40 > 0:07:42He wants to join a rock and roll band!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44LAUGHTER
0:07:44 > 0:07:46WOLF WHISTLES
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Ha! And find a girlfriend! Hahahaha!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53And eat!
0:07:53 > 0:07:58No! You can't do any of those things, you have to stay down here!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Norm says, "Catch you later, dudes!"
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Quick, grab him!
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Hm? Ooh!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Norman, get back here! - Ah, look at him go!
0:08:11 > 0:08:14The ugly one is fast!
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Peeow!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17LAUGHTER
0:08:40 > 0:08:42LAUGHTER
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Psst! Norman!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Where are you?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- BOTH SHOUT:- Here, Normie, Normie, Normie!- No, ssh! Ssh!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- WHISPER:- Norman!- Norman!
0:08:59 > 0:09:01WHISPERS: Here, Norman, Norman, Norman!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04LAUGHTER
0:09:06 > 0:09:08LAUGHTER
0:09:10 > 0:09:13LAUGHTER
0:09:19 > 0:09:23If Norman's wandered into the party, we'll have some explaining to do!
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Want me to have a word with the dinner party thingy people?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28No! I'll go and look for him.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30You two? Go back to the basement.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- Who's "Youtwo"?- I've no idea.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38- Weird name.- I'll say!
0:09:38 > 0:09:43Well, Eddie sounded pretty serious. "Youtwo" had better do as he's told!
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeaaah! Or else!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Ooh hoo hoo! Woo!
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Come on, Norman. Stop fooling around. Where are you?!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02You've done a fabulous job with the place.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04It's an ongoing project.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- There are still some things we'd like to change.- Three in particular!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- WHISPERS:- Why are you hiding? - I'm not!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Is everything OK?- Fine!- Any cause for concern?- None at all!
0:10:14 > 0:10:17OK. Phew.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20Hey, Eddie! I've checked the cupboard and it's all clear!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23LAUGHTER
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Oh, you must be Oliver.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Hi! I didn't realise you'd arrived!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I'm Angela! I live here.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I mean, not in this room, I meant in this house, obviously. It's stupid.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Oh!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02OK! Kind of a familiar greeting. Not entirely unpleasant!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04LAUGHTER
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, that's my family.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12That's me, there. That's my mum. I mean, I'm the girl, obviously.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13It's stupid, like...
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Get a grip, crazy woman!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17LAUGHTER
0:11:19 > 0:11:24I've been meaning to have you over for weeks!
0:11:24 > 0:11:25LAUGHTER
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Is everything OK?
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Totally!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Hi! I'm Eddie!
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- FIEND:- It's rude to slam a door in someone's face, you know!
0:11:35 > 0:11:39You could have hurt my feelings! Thankfully, I don't have many.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Is there someone in the cupboard?
0:11:42 > 0:11:44- No!- I heard a voice.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Dad's a ventriloquist.- You are?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Yeah, it's, er...
0:11:49 > 0:11:50It's one of my, um...
0:11:50 > 0:11:52hobbies.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- FIEND:- It's tough being me.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59I'm always there to help, but I never get any praise.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Fortunately, I've got high self-esteem.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03I adore myself enough for two!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05"I love you, man."
0:12:05 > 0:12:07"I love you more!"
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Well, let's go out and see the garden, shall we?
0:12:10 > 0:12:13We've got weeds out there, six feet high!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Please don't hurt me!
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Aaaarrgh! Agh! Agh!
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Waaa! Ooof!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Ah!
0:12:25 > 0:12:26HE PANTS
0:12:26 > 0:12:29I told you two to stay in the basement!
0:12:29 > 0:12:34- We know. But who is "Youtwo?" - You never introduced us or anything.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- Oliver's here.- He is?- Oh, yeah.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40I've drawn the short straw again, but don't worry,
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I'll keep him company. It's not that I want to or anything.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47It's only neighbourly, know what I mean?
0:12:47 > 0:12:52It's a huge bore, but I'll do it. Oh, the things I do for this family.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Did you see Oliver arrive? - Who's Oliver?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00Is he a friend of Youtwo's?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Never mind.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Oh, no. We've got big trouble.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Do you want to listen to some music?
0:13:14 > 0:13:19Well, good luck finding something, that's my dad's lame collection.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I've wanted to do that for years!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31It's wrong,
0:13:31 > 0:13:33yet it feels so right.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36You don't say much, do you?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Which is fine with me cos you're a great listener.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43Hi, Oliver! I didn't see you arrive.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Yeah, he does that.- Great!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50I think. Are you OK?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52We're fine, Mum, thank you.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Bye.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Get out!
0:14:09 > 0:14:14ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:20 > 0:14:25You're very strange, but mostly in a good way. I see you play air guitar.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- One of us has to go and get Norman. - All right, off you go, then.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00- Yeah, see you later, Eddie. - He's your monster, I vote you go.
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Well, she's YOUR monster, we vote YOU go.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Why do I have to do everything around here?
0:15:06 > 0:15:08You don't have to do everything around here.
0:15:08 > 0:15:13We get us into trouble, all you have to do is get us out of it.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Yeah, Eddie. We're a team.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Angela, I'm just going to come straight out and say it.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- This boy isn't Oliver, it's Norman. - When did you dream this one up?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27It's true, I swear.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Every 100 years, when the planets are in perfect alignment,
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Norman is reborn.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Sorry, Oliver, this is my very annoying
0:15:34 > 0:15:36and imaginative little brother, Eddie.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39He already knows that, don't you, Norman?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- Can you stop calling him Norman? - You are in so much trouble.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46Come back to the basement! Norman, come with me this instant.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50OK, you've had your fun, now can you please stop annoying us?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- Go play with your other friends. - But he IS one of my other friends.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- Oliver's here.- Oh, really? Well, he should have come in and said hello.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10He's fine, he's with Angela. They seem to be getting along quite well.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12- Great.- Well, let's eat!
0:16:12 > 0:16:15I hope you brought your appetites, because Kate is an amazing cook.
0:16:15 > 0:16:19- Stop it, I'm blushing! - She's too modest to tell you,
0:16:19 > 0:16:22but she has won countless awards for this. It's her signature dish.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24It's not often we have a professional chef
0:16:24 > 0:16:26cook for us in her own home.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29- It's quite a treat. I feel very spoiled.- Bring it on!
0:16:31 > 0:16:35There's no dinner because... I forgot to cook it.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40I thought I had, but I hadn't.
0:16:42 > 0:16:48- Oh, well! There it is. Let's move straight to pudding!- Oh!
0:16:48 > 0:16:53Kate's puddings are amazing. We do have pudding?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Oh, yeah.
0:16:55 > 0:17:00All righty, let's catch ourselves a Norman.
0:17:00 > 0:17:06- All we need is the right bait. - One fresh bogey!
0:17:06 > 0:17:10Ah, we'll have him hooked in no time!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20THEY SIGH
0:17:20 > 0:17:24- It's a lovely day for fishing. - Yes, isn't it?
0:17:25 > 0:17:30That's right, Norman, take a nibble. You know you want to!
0:17:30 > 0:17:34- Oh! I think we've caught something! - Reel him in!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Oh, it's a big'un, all right!
0:17:39 > 0:17:44- Ah. Wrong fish.- What are you revolting lot up to?
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Fishing.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Yes, but lucky for you, we're going to throw you back.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49It's the other one we want.
0:17:49 > 0:17:53- You've got the wrong pond! - Aaah! Wait!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Let go of me, crazy eyeball-grabber!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59Angela, you shouldn't get too attached to that boy in there.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03- Trust me, he's not your type. - Well, I've got news for you.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Blond-haired, blue-eyed,
0:18:04 > 0:18:08drop-dead gorgeous teenage dream boys are my type.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Unhand me!- You're making a big mistake. I'm talking huge.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- This is nuclear. - Well, so what if I am?
0:18:14 > 0:18:21- I'm young, I'll get over it.- Angela loves Nor...AAH!- His name is Oliver!
0:18:21 > 0:18:25Help! I've got a situation here! Somebody call the eyeball police!
0:18:25 > 0:18:28The eyeball police!
0:18:29 > 0:18:34- Phew! Everyone's afraid of the eyeball police!- Just leave us alone.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41Eddie! Be a good chap and fix my eyeballs, would you?
0:18:41 > 0:18:46Aaah! Oh, that's the ticket.
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- Why are you screaming?! - Angela was squeezing my eyeballs!
0:18:52 > 0:18:54- Did you eat my dinner party food? - No.
0:18:54 > 0:18:59- Well, someone did. I spent hours preparing it.- Where's Norman?
0:18:59 > 0:19:04- He's not with us.- Yeah, he's not feeling himself at the moment.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07- HAGGIS ROARS WITH LAUGHTER - At least Norman's behaving himself.
0:19:07 > 0:19:11As for you three, I don't want to see or hear you again tonight,
0:19:11 > 0:19:13got it?
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Eddie, go to your room. - Sorry, Mum. Sorry, Dad.
0:19:17 > 0:19:21- Fiend and Haggis, basement! - Sorry, Human Mum Thingy.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26Sorry, Human Dad Thingy. HAGGIS MUMBLES AN APOLOGY
0:19:29 > 0:19:30NICK LAUGHS
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Apologies, the kids are misbehaving.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36They called you Human Mum Thingy and Human Dad Thingy.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Er, you heard that, huh?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42- How many children do you have? - Two.- Five.- Five.- Two.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47- We're going to count them later. - How many do you have?- Just the one.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Ah, easy to remember. - Can I use the bathroom?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52- Can it wait? - It's really rather urgent.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56- What if you cross your legs?- Nick! Of course you can use the bathroom.
0:20:01 > 0:20:05- He's not easy to live with. - I'd noticed.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- It's Norman! - Ooh, we've got him this time!
0:20:26 > 0:20:31- Another helping? - Oh, no, four is my limit.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Is there any supper we can grab? - There's pudding.- Oh, even better.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Er...
0:20:37 > 0:20:41OK. Er... Hey, you leave me some, greedy guts!
0:20:41 > 0:20:42HE KNOCKS ON DOOR
0:20:42 > 0:20:48- I won't be a minute!- Oh, Norman can speak!- Sounds like a big girl!
0:20:48 > 0:20:53Maybe he's been reborn again. Norman is now Norma!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55FIEND LAUGHS
0:20:55 > 0:21:00- What are you doing?- Oh, Norman's in the bathroom.- OK, this is our chance.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04When he comes out, throw this over his head,
0:21:04 > 0:21:08and then we'll bundle him back to the basement. Ready?
0:21:13 > 0:21:19- Haha, we've got you now, skinny boy! - Oh, get off me!- Abort mission!
0:21:19 > 0:21:21This is not Norman! I repeat, this is not Norman!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Aah!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29What on earth are you doing?
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Playing?
0:21:38 > 0:21:42- We really must be going. - So soon?- I'm afraid so.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Won't you stay for coffee? Angela and Oliver are getting on so well.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47That isn't Oliver.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51Ah, disowning teenage children is an excellent idea.
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- I have no idea who that girl is either.- I'm serious.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57That is NOT our son! We really have to go. Come on, James.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Well, your parents are off home.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07I guess that means you have to go home, too.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I've had a really great evening.
0:22:13 > 0:22:17It feels like I've known you forever.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21You're so different to other guys. I really like you, you know.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Will I ever see you again?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Do you promise?
0:22:33 > 0:22:36If that's not Oliver in there with Angela, who is it?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39The whole evening was a complete disas...
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Aaaah!- Aah!
0:22:42 > 0:22:46It was just a kiss, OK? I mean, you and...
0:22:46 > 0:22:48must have done it once.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Yeah, not...with...
0:22:52 > 0:22:53ANGELA SCREAMS
0:22:53 > 0:22:55NORMAN SCREAMS
0:22:55 > 0:22:57You! Where's Oliver?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59FIEND LAUGHS
0:22:59 > 0:23:04- Angela just smooched Norman! - They're married now!
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Norman, you have crossed the line.House rule number one,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- you cannot make out with my daughter!- Urgh!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I tried to warn you, you didn't listen.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I told you the boy you were hanging out with was Norman.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19- The blond kid was you? - NORMAN MUMBLES
0:23:20 > 0:23:24If you'll excuse me, I just need to find about a bucketful of mouthwash.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31Norman, you are in so much trouble!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Maybe don't be too hasty. Maybe we should thank him.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40With any luck, Angela will be put off boys for years.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43More air guitar, Norman?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:46 > 0:23:49'Fiend, Haggis and Norman are full of surprises.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52'Admittedly, not all of them are good ones.
0:23:52 > 0:23:55'But I reckon my family should be grateful.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57'At least we always have plenty to talk about!'
0:23:57 > 0:24:02- So Oliver was Norman?- Right! - Will this happen again?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Not for 100 years. - OK, that's doable.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Hi, I'm Oliver. - Yeah, right, whatever.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25You must be Angela.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Was that just a lucky guess?
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I'm sorry I'm late. Can I come in?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- I fell for it once, not falling for it again.- Fall for what?
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Just go away, Haggis!
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0:24:46 > 0:24:52# Don't be sad or lonely if you need someone to hold your hand
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