0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my mind when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# You put me right when I'm going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# I couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# Don't be sad and lonely if you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:00 > 0:01:03'Mum says cookies are one part ingredients,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07'one part love and nine parts sweaty determination.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10'I just can't get over the sweaty part.'
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Five more minutes at gas mark 2, half a cup of flour,
0:01:16 > 0:01:19three vanilla pods and half a teaspoon of...
0:01:22 > 0:01:25There'd better be no one in here.
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Argh!
0:01:38 > 0:01:43Ah, I get it, must be a new way of saying hello. Argh!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I like it. Hey, Eddie, argh!
0:01:46 > 0:01:50And argh to you too, Haggis.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Argh!- Stop!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56I don't have time for monster mayhem today.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57What's so special about today?
0:01:57 > 0:02:01I'm baking cookies for the Crazy Cookieopolis Cookie-off.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03THEY LAUGH
0:02:03 > 0:02:06It's a very serious competition.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09And, if I win, it'll be wonderful for my business,
0:02:09 > 0:02:15so the last thing I need is monsters making a huge mess of everything.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I can see that. You're doing a bang up job yourself.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Didn't you read the sign?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21It says, no monsters allowed.
0:02:21 > 0:02:22But that's why we're here.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27To make sure absolutely no monsters come in and bother you.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30There's my dearest, most beautiful, gorgeous, talented,
0:02:30 > 0:02:32best cook ever mother.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34What have you done with the real Angela?
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You're right, she must be a fake.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- That has to be a wig.- Get off!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Have I told you how inspirational you are?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Have I told you how much I love your cookies?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58- That's it! Out, out!- Mum!
0:02:58 > 0:03:00I'll just take some for the road.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Give them back to me, I need them for my competition!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Come back here!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10Look at me, I'm a chef too!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Cook, cook, cook, bake, bake, bake.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Be careful, Mum will throw a fit if we mess anything up.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19NORMAN IS ABOUT TO SNEEZE
0:03:19 > 0:03:20Norman, no!
0:03:22 > 0:03:28- Stay away from my cookies. - No problem, Eddie, I'll lick it off.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Eddie, you and the monsters better stay out of the kitchen... argh!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Argh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Goodbye.- Goodbye!
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- But wait.- Out.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Out.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48Out, out.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51- I think we're safe. - How can you tell?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53We're not covered in icing.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56You're not.
0:03:56 > 0:04:01Ha ha ho! Eddie, you look delicious, mind if I have a taste?
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Get off!
0:04:05 > 0:04:10We need to get Norman's fur out of Mum's dough.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13NORMAN MAKES MONKEY NOISES
0:04:14 > 0:04:18Swing in through the window, oh, great idea, Norman.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- Mum would never expect that.- Yeah.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23You put what in Mum's dough?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Eddie did it.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Angela, it was an accident. We were going to tell Mum.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31No, you're not going to tell Mum anything.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33I need her happy right now, and telling her
0:04:33 > 0:04:35she's been baking Norman in her cookies
0:04:35 > 0:04:36isn't going to make her happy.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40Well, I can understand, it should be me in those cookies.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42NORMAN TALKS IN MUMBLED LANGUAGE
0:04:42 > 0:04:46No, you're not the only good-tasting monster around here.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49- I should really tell Mum. - And I should really tell
0:04:49 > 0:04:53the entire internet about your little fancy dress party.
0:04:53 > 0:04:54That never happened.
0:04:54 > 0:05:00Really? It's actually quite funny, because I have pictures.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01# Oh, yeah, baby
0:05:03 > 0:05:06# If your mama could see you now
0:05:09 > 0:05:11# Oh, yeah, baby
0:05:11 > 0:05:14# If your mama could see you now. #
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Oh, can we see the pictures?
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Ah, the happy memories!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- It feels like only yesterday. - NORMAN TALKS
0:05:27 > 0:05:28You're right, it was yesterday.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30You wouldn't?!
0:05:30 > 0:05:35Nick! Don't even think about eating one of those cookies.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Why didn't you tell me that before I thought it?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41No thanks to all of you, I managed to make a new batch.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Mum, there's something you should know.- There is...
0:05:44 > 0:05:46The world is banana-shaped.
0:05:46 > 0:05:52Yes, and on Thursdays, Norman's middle name is Mangrove McDougall.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58What I need from all of you right now is a nice dose of good luck.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00This competition could change everything.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02But, Mum, I need to explai...
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- Good luck. - Thanks, Eddie.- Good luck.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Hey, don't feel bad about it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:17It's just a healthy sister-brother little manipulation thing, hey?
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Mum! How did it go?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Er...
0:06:32 > 0:06:35I can't stand it, I'm going to burst!
0:06:35 > 0:06:38NORMAN MAKES BURSTING SOUND
0:06:38 > 0:06:40If you're going to do that, not around me.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44Honey, there's going to be other Crazy Cookieopolis Cookie-offs.
0:06:44 > 0:06:50I won! I won, I won, I won! The judges said they loved my cookies!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Mum, that's fantastic.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Congratulations.- They said
0:06:54 > 0:06:59they'd a mysterious flavour they couldn't quite put their fingers on.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Wow!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03- That's amazing. - Have you got any left?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Mum, this is so great for you.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I bet you're feeling really generous right now.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Even better, they're sending a television crew here tomorrow.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- You know that morning show you like, Chloe And Company.- Whoa!
0:07:15 > 0:07:20Yeah! They're going to broadcast me, live, in our kitchen, making my
0:07:20 > 0:07:24cookies, it'll be great publicity for my business.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27All my hard work is finally paying off.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- That's great. - I have to say something.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Of course you do, she's taking all the credit,
0:07:34 > 0:07:39Norman's the one that deserves to be on the telly, or even better, me...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42On the telly? That's terrible.
0:07:42 > 0:07:47- Norman would never fit in there, and not with both his legs.- Mum.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49We're so happy for you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:57Look... Mum won, isn't that all that matters?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59She'll do her TV show and it'll work out fine.
0:07:59 > 0:08:05Usually it's your job to worry Mum, not worry about not worrying her.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- You want something, don't you?- Yes.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Fine. I want something.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13A new mobile phone, if you must know.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15What's wrong with your old one?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17It hates me.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23"Hey, Brian, I think you're cute."
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Send.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29"Hey, Brian, I think you're puke."
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Yeah. It's out to get me.
0:08:31 > 0:08:32MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Brian? Yes, sorry.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41It's not me, it's my phone.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44It's old and it's stupid, and it hangs up on people.
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Mum's happy, that's all that matters. She doesn't need to know
0:08:47 > 0:08:52about every little bit of Norman that goes into her food, OK?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00Chloe And Company... rehearsal, take one...
0:09:00 > 0:09:03hundred and sixty four.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06And... you're on!
0:09:07 > 0:09:08SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Hello, everyone.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14My name's Kate Carlson and today, I'll show you
0:09:14 > 0:09:20how to make Kate's commendable cookies, but first, let me show you
0:09:20 > 0:09:23a batch I prepared earlier.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- Nick!- What? We skipped lunch about take 59.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Ah... Erm...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37They're really something.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40It's very good. I'm going to save the rest for later.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Even the bits I already put in my mouth.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45They're awful, I know!
0:09:45 > 0:09:49I just can't seem to make that winning batch again.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Maybe I'm just too nervous.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54Oh, what did you put in them?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Blue cheese and brown sauce.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- Ugh.- I know, it's ridiculous.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02But I'm desperate, I need to find out what's missing before tomorrow,
0:10:02 > 0:10:04or I'll be a fool.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07On national television.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Hey, Mum...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14I'll come back later.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Was that Angela?
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Tell Eddie he needs to fix this, all right?
0:10:28 > 0:10:33Your mission, which you'd better accept, is to get into the kitchen,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35get a pinch of Norman's fur into Mum's dough,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37and get out without being caught.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42NORMAN TALKS IN MUMBLED LANGUAGE
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Norm says, no way, there's only so much of him to go around.
0:10:46 > 0:10:51So, why don't we make Fiend cookies instead?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54I'm small, I can fit in the telly.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56No, no-one can ever know.
0:10:56 > 0:11:01Wait, we're helping make Mum's cookies extra-special
0:11:01 > 0:11:03and we don't get any credit for it?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05That doesn't sound right.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08It's not honest.
0:11:08 > 0:11:12I'll let you wear balaclavas.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Come on.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Oof!
0:11:27 > 0:11:33These things really work, even I can't see me.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37You've got it on the wrong way round, Haggis.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44There.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I think mine's a bit tight.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Does it make my bum look big?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Where's your balaclava, Norman?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00NORMAN TALKS
0:12:00 > 0:12:04He says he's disguising himself from the inside out.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05NORMAN BURPS AND APOLOGISES
0:12:07 > 0:12:12OK. On the count of three, one, two, three!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21MUM SNORES
0:12:21 > 0:12:24So, that's secret, sleep cooking?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Shhh!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29OK, Norman, sneak some fur into Mum's dough.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32NORMAN TALKS
0:12:32 > 0:12:37Norman says he's keeping his fur for himself, and that's that.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Norman!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Mum's trying to put her fur into the cookies.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49That will show her.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- OK, we'll have to cook them ourselves.- Oh, dear.
0:12:53 > 0:12:58- You'd better let me do it, Eddie. - What are you doing?
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Well, someone's got to be Mum. It seems Mum's not doing it right now.
0:13:02 > 0:13:08It should be me. I'm a much better Mum than you, Mum Haggis.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10No, you are not, Mum Fiend.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13For one, you're far too small.
0:13:13 > 0:13:19Now, Eddie, my dearest and shortest son, pass me my rolling pin.
0:13:19 > 0:13:24Shhh! Shhhhh!
0:13:24 > 0:13:26You're far too hairy to be Mum.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28And you're not hairy enough.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32NORMAN TALKS IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Whoa, he's got Mum down pat.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Accent and everything.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Mission accomplished.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Now, let's get out of here before Mum wakes up.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46ALL SNORING
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Smells good.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I don't remember baking these.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24I did it! I did it!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Did what? Managed to sleep in the kitchen again?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29No, I mean yes, I mean no.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33I made those amazing cookies.
0:14:33 > 0:14:37Mmmm. These are even better than the ones before, that's great.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40No, it's not, I can't remember how I did it.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44No matter, I accidentally left the video camera running.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55'I'm a much better Mum than you, Mum Haggis.'
0:14:55 > 0:14:58'No, You're not, Mum Fiend.'
0:14:58 > 0:15:00What are those three doing?
0:15:00 > 0:15:01HE TALKS WITH HIS MOUTH FULL
0:15:04 > 0:15:07'You're far too hairy to be Mum.'
0:15:07 > 0:15:09'And you're not hairy enough.'
0:15:09 > 0:15:15Ha ha ha ha. Ah, this is... OK, moving on.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19'OK, Norman, sneeze some fur into the dough.'
0:15:25 > 0:15:28NORMAN TALKS
0:15:28 > 0:15:32I'm eating Norman? Ugh! Ugh!
0:15:35 > 0:15:39The first time Norman sneezed in your dough, it was an accident,
0:15:39 > 0:15:43but you won the contest, so the second time was on purpose.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46I wanted to tell you, but...
0:15:46 > 0:15:49She's like a volcano.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Silent on top, but all fiery underneath.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54- Hey, Mum, can I have...- Grr!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01- I wanted to help.- Help get a little monster into your cookies.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03All of you...
0:16:03 > 0:16:08are going to make a new batch of dough with a pinch of Norman.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11And we're going to do it now!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Chloe and her camera crew will be here any...
0:16:14 > 0:16:15DOORBELL RINGS
0:16:15 > 0:16:19Mum, there's people here with cameras and stuff.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Where's Norman?
0:16:21 > 0:16:24He says he doesn't want to be an ingredient any more.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27I'm doomed.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29- Utterly doomed.- Wait, Mum.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Your cookies are really good,
0:16:32 > 0:16:36even without Norman, so why don't you just bake them like you used to?
0:16:36 > 0:16:41Doomed, I said! Doomed.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Look at the state of me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49We have to do something, this is all our fault. Where's Norman?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52We'll never find him.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56Before I met Norman, he hid from me my entire life.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I'm just as tasty as Norman, why not put me in the cookies
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- and on the telly?- I have an idea.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Fiend, stall for time.
0:17:04 > 0:17:08Erm, ha! Huh huh huh huh huh ha!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Uh, uh? Uh.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Isn't this exciting? You're going
0:17:18 > 0:17:21to be seen live by millions of people across the entire country.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, I see, easy, then.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26No problem.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29Then for years, and years, and years, in repeats, not to mention
0:17:29 > 0:17:32DVDs, internet, YouTube. You're not nervous, are you?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Right, we'll be ready to go in just a few minutes.
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Nick! Nick! Nick!
0:17:45 > 0:17:46I have an idea.
0:17:46 > 0:17:50Meet me in Venezuela in two weeks, I'll have red hair and my alias will
0:17:50 > 0:17:55be Isabella Ignacio, codeword will be utter embarrassment.
0:17:55 > 0:17:59Honey, maybe Eddie was right, just make your cookies.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00They won't have any Norman in them.
0:18:00 > 0:18:10Right, Kate, we're ready to go, in five, four, three, two...
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Hi, everyone. Well, you all know me,
0:18:12 > 0:18:17but you don't know Kate Carlson. Yet.
0:18:17 > 0:18:23Kate has just won the Crazy Cookieopolis Cookie-off contest
0:18:23 > 0:18:25with her absolutely delicious recipe,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28and today, we're the lucky ones who get to learn her secret.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Take it away, Kate.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Honey, you're doing great!
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Her career's finished.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Thanks, Chloe.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44I love to eat...
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I mean, make cookies.
0:18:46 > 0:18:50Today, I'll be happy to show you the cookies I eat...
0:18:50 > 0:18:52make... make to eat.
0:18:52 > 0:18:53Cookies.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56Every good cookie starts with a cookie...
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I mean, with...
0:18:58 > 0:19:02butter, flour, eggs,
0:19:02 > 0:19:05baking soda and sugar.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Argh!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13I just need to get something.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14You! Stay out of sight!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17But I'm delicious.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20Stop it, ow.
0:19:20 > 0:19:21Curry powder.
0:19:21 > 0:19:25That's quite unusual, don't you think?
0:19:25 > 0:19:26How does that figure into your recipe?
0:19:26 > 0:19:32Well, Chloe, sometimes I just like to take a big
0:19:32 > 0:19:38whiff of curry powder, to wake me up and get me ready to bake. Wargh!
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Norman's got to be here somewhere, we've looked everywhere else.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Norman is the master of disguise,
0:19:46 > 0:19:48even he doesn't know what he looks like.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51He could be anywhere.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Hey, Norman!
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Argh!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Argh!
0:20:01 > 0:20:05Don't worry, Norman, I promise we won't use all your fur,
0:20:05 > 0:20:07but we have to help Mum.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10NORMAN SIGHS THEN TALKS
0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Of course, Chloe...- Psst, hey.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18I couldn't possibly forget the...
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Are they rolling yet?
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- Baked beans?- Yes, baked beans.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30Not for the cookies, Chloe, really, but...
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Mmm, mmm,
0:20:33 > 0:20:35baking makes me so hungry.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Excuse me.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41- They're going to see you. - You're right,
0:20:41 > 0:20:43and I haven't even done my hair yet.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46My cupboards are so packed.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49I should have cleaned them out first.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I was born to be on the telly!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Psst, Mum!
0:20:57 > 0:21:02Eddie, be a dear, get Mum's passport and a map of South America.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- Pass us the dough.- What?- Trust me.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Sometimes, the dough needs a really good kneading.
0:21:10 > 0:21:13I like to use my feet.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Ready, Norman?
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Three, two, one.
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Ah! Really working the dough now.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Ah, uh, atchoo!
0:21:29 > 0:21:34Excuse me, my word, all this flour.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- It's going to be OK, Mum. Just bake the cookies.- Are you sure?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I'm sure.
0:21:40 > 0:21:47So, Chloe, I can't reveal my secret ingredient, but let's just say,
0:21:47 > 0:21:51it's impossible to find in stores! Ha!
0:21:55 > 0:22:00And we're back with Kate Carlson and her prize-winning cookies.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03And, you knead them with your feet?
0:22:03 > 0:22:07All the best chefs do, it's a dirty little kitchen secret.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh. Here goes.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Oh, my goodness,
0:22:23 > 0:22:25these are absolutely incredible!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Ah!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31Kate, don't leave us hanging, what's your special ingredient?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Sorry, Chloe, it's a family secret.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36There you have it, folks,
0:22:36 > 0:22:41Kate Carlson and her amazingly good cookies.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Monstrously good cookies!
0:22:46 > 0:22:47It's the cat.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58The messages just keep pouring in.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Everyone wants my cooking, it's incredible.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04You couldn't buy this amount of publicity.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06NORMAN WHINES
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Don't worry, Norman, you're not on the menu any more.
0:23:09 > 0:23:13From now on, I'm just cooking good, honest food.
0:23:13 > 0:23:17Oh, that's good, because there wasn't any of him in the dough anyway.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19No Norman?
0:23:19 > 0:23:20In the cookies?
0:23:20 > 0:23:22It was just my recipe?
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Well, I thought it was more important to be honest,
0:23:26 > 0:23:29and I thought your cookies were great on their own.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30You're right.
0:23:30 > 0:23:34- Thanks, Eddie.- Mum...
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Yes, sweetie.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Mum, can I please have a new phone?
0:23:39 > 0:23:42The one I have right now is really old and it doesn't work
0:23:42 > 0:23:45properly, and it kind of stinks, and every time I text someone,
0:23:45 > 0:23:47it tells them they're puke.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Sure.- Oh, well, thanks a lot!
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Wait, did you say yes?
0:23:53 > 0:23:58Absolutely... If you clean up the mess in the kitchen from my baking.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Anything.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07Yes, it's a disaster, and yes, it's too late to change your mind.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Nothing wrong with a little healthy mother-daughter manipulation.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I love these new cookies.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Really? Because I haven't made any.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Oh, these are ours.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24There's the goodness of Haggis and Fiend in every bite.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28Ugh! Ugh, ugh!
0:24:28 > 0:24:29'So, Mum was almost right.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32'Cookies are one part ingredients, one part love,
0:24:32 > 0:24:36'nine parts honesty, and no parts monsters.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40'Not if you like keeping them down.'
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