0:00:06 > 0:00:10# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# Put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# Your my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Pick me up when I fall down
0:00:31 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# Couldn't wish for better friends to share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:43# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can. #
0:01:02 > 0:01:05The stress of a busy restaurant kitchen
0:01:05 > 0:01:08may not be everyone's idea of a fun job,
0:01:08 > 0:01:12which is why a major new campaign launched this week
0:01:12 > 0:01:15is aiming to show young people there are other ways
0:01:15 > 0:01:17to get a kick out of cooking.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Here to tell us more about 'hob satisfaction'
0:01:20 > 0:01:26is freelance caterer Kate Carlson. Tell us more about this initiative.
0:01:26 > 0:01:27MONSTERS SCREAM
0:01:27 > 0:01:31'The monsters had never seen anyone they knew on the news before.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34'I think they were a bit confused.'
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Quick! She's trapped in the box of light!
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Wah-wah!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, I'm coming!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Haggis, no!
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Don't worry!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46I'll rescue you!
0:01:48 > 0:01:52'I suppose Mum's TV appearance did get her some screaming fans,
0:01:52 > 0:01:55'but not really in the way she wanted...'
0:01:55 > 0:01:58It must be some sort of invisible force-field.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01'..though, Fiend did seem keen to get into TV.'
0:02:01 > 0:02:02Let me in!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05I'm here to rescue you!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Fiend!- Don't worry, Angela. I'll save her.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Fiend, she's in the room.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Oh, yeah. I completely forgot you were there.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Me too!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21So...to recap, the tiny you on the magic screen
0:02:21 > 0:02:25- is actually your evil twin sister. - No, for the twentieth time!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Twenty-second.- It is me!
0:02:27 > 0:02:31We filmed it earlier on and now we're watching it on TV.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Why would people want to watch you on TV?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Because people want to hear what I have to say.
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Even my school paper wants to interview you about the campaign.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Really?- Yeah. It's called "News".
0:02:45 > 0:02:47- MONSTERS:- News...
0:02:47 > 0:02:53But you know what you're going to say, so why are you watching it?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Cos there was a very slight technical hitch and I want to make sure
0:02:57 > 0:02:59they don't include the bit where I...
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Oh, no!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04THEY SCREAM
0:03:04 > 0:03:05'Put it out!'
0:03:05 > 0:03:10'No, not water. That will make it worse!'
0:03:12 > 0:03:16About the interview with my school paper...
0:03:19 > 0:03:23You should have seen Mum Thingy Person with the food burner.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Is this new stuff always that exciting?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I wish. That sounds awesome.
0:03:28 > 0:03:33Yeah. That show was brilliant. Will it be on again next week?
0:03:33 > 0:03:37Next week?! It's on every day, Haggis, like five times.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Waw! They must need an awful lot of this new stuff.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Oh, nice one, Norman. Sweet! I knew we had one somewhere.
0:03:45 > 0:03:51- Where did you get that?- Oh, we've got all sorts of stuff down here.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54No, no, Norman. Put it back.
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- Right then, let's get going. - Wait, going where?
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Outside, of course. There's a world of news out there
0:04:03 > 0:04:05and us monsters want our share.
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- What? No! You can't go outside! - Sure we can.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13We're reporters. We go where the news is.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17But there's loads of people covering the news.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20There's plenty of stories right under your nose.
0:04:20 > 0:04:24- There can't be. I don't have a nose. - No. I mean, in the house.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28There's loads going on. Just today, there was a fire in the kitchen.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32- There was?- Yeah. You just saw it. You said it was the best bit.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34And where did they get that story?
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- India?- Right here, in this house.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Wait a moment. He's right!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45We could get an exclusive on all the Carlson family news.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Exactly. I bet if you dig deep,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50this house is full of hard-hitting headlines.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00The teenager has now placed a strange yellow fruit into her bag!
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Pardon? No, I didn't give the interview. There was a hiccup.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Reports that it is a banana are as yet, unconfirmed.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Oh, you heard that too, did you?
0:05:11 > 0:05:16- And this crazed fruit-packing binge looks set to continue.- Shut up!
0:05:16 > 0:05:20Sources close to the stroppy child are telling us to "shut up".
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Hmm. Aw!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25More on this story as we get it.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Coming up, Norman has the sport.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30TALKS INCOMPREHENSIBLY
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Ga-ga!
0:05:36 > 0:05:38CONTINUES INCOMPREHENSIBLY
0:05:45 > 0:05:49OK, this bit isn't going to work. What else have we got?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- Mr Carlson!- Mr Carlson!- Any comment on your stubble's disappearance?
0:05:55 > 0:05:59- What are you talking about?- Is it true you deliberately cut it?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Ho-ho-ho! He looks guilty!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05He DOES look guilty.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Yes, Jane...
0:06:09 > 0:06:14I know... I know it wasn't the sort of publicity you wanted
0:06:14 > 0:06:19for the scheme, but in my defence, it was only a very small fire.
0:06:19 > 0:06:20SHE SCREAMS
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Well, the crisps appear to be safe.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28Next week on What's In The Cupboard? I'll be investigating biscuits.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31And stay out!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34We'll have to come back to the mystical whirlpool later,
0:06:34 > 0:06:37as someone seems to be sitting on it.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43'This is Haggis at... one of the rooms.'
0:06:43 > 0:06:49That's it? Another mystical whirlpool story?
0:06:49 > 0:06:53- You did that yesterday! - There's not enough to report on.
0:06:53 > 0:06:57The last big story we had was when we set the goldfish free.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I told you to bury that story.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Those...poor...poor...goldfish.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Right, there's only one thing for it.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11Somebody grab a camera. We're going outside.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13No, no, no. We've talked about this.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Sorry, Eddie. The news stops for nothing.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21Except for bedtime. I mean, you can't have 24 hour news!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23But wait...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25..didn't you hear the big news?
0:07:25 > 0:07:27What big news?
0:07:27 > 0:07:31You know, the... big inside the house news?
0:07:31 > 0:07:36- No. What is it? Come on. I'm all ears.- No, you're mostly eyes.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Erm... There's been a...
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Someone's...erm...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Someone's...spotted!
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Yes, someone's spotted a... Someone's spotted a...
0:07:48 > 0:07:51A monster! Yes, someone's spotted a monster.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53What? There's another one?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Another monster?!
0:07:55 > 0:07:56When? Where?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59How? What's his name?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02His name is...
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Er...
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Jar...
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Mum...
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Sea.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- ALL:- Jamumzy!
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Yeah. Jamumzy.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Where is this Jamumzy?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oh.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19He's kind of shy.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24Don't just stand there. Let's find this famous fur ball.
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Well, that should keep them busy for a while.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32'Eddie, you'll be late for school!'
0:08:33 > 0:08:36No, I don't want to be on TV's Greatest Blunders 4!
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Unbelievable!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hi, darling(!)
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Thanks a lot(!)
0:08:43 > 0:08:48- You're welcome?- Your kitchen fire made the school paper today!
0:08:48 > 0:08:53- What?- Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56How did they know? I didn't think kids watched the news.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- They don't need to because it's all over the internet!- What?
0:09:00 > 0:09:04And I think everyone in the entire world has seen it.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I was laughed at four times today.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08By teachers.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11When you say "all over the internet"...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I mean all over the internet. Type in "Calamity Kate".
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
0:09:25 > 0:09:30You'd only have to wear it for 30 seconds for me to take a photo.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33This weirdness comes from your mother's side, you know.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Come on. Please.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39If I can make them think Jamumzy's real,
0:09:39 > 0:09:43- they'll spend days looking for him. - You wear it.- It's not my size.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Think about it. If they spend all their time searching for Jamumzy,
0:09:49 > 0:09:53they won't be bothering you, not for days. Weeks even.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Just imagine all those peaceful monster-free weeks
0:09:57 > 0:10:01and all it will take is one little photo.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02'Eddie!'
0:10:02 > 0:10:06You need to come with me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Erm, a little busy here. - Erm, right now!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Just think about it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26OK, I think this whole Gerbumzy thing's got out of hand.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Actually, his name's Jamumz...
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Oh, boy!
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Still to come on this Jamumzy special,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Norman will be trying the Jamumzy diet,
0:10:36 > 0:10:39which, since no-one knows what Jamumzy eats,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41involves eating everything.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43NORM BURPS
0:10:43 > 0:10:47And we'll have more expert insight from our Jamumzy superfan,
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Haggis!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Ja-Ja-Ja-Jamumzy!
0:10:52 > 0:10:55But first, live and exclusive on Monster News,
0:10:55 > 0:10:58we ask the big question -
0:10:58 > 0:11:02is Jamumzy hiding inside this supporting pillar?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05And there's only one way to find out.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Stop!
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Wh-what's the problem? It's only a bit of wall. There's loads of it.
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- It's holding up the house.- Oh, yes. That is regrettable, obviously.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19But I've got no choice. We have to find Jamumzy.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21We've looked everywhere else, so...
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Wait! No!- Give me it... Give me it back!
0:11:25 > 0:11:26I've got to swing...
0:11:27 > 0:11:29FIEND SIGHS
0:11:31 > 0:11:36- He's not inside this pillar. - What? Well, then, where is he?
0:11:36 > 0:11:38- Have you seen him?- No. Not exactly.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I...
0:11:40 > 0:11:41He...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Look, I made him up.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- What?!- Oh, no, you didn't, no. You can't have
0:11:48 > 0:11:50because I have pictures of him.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Look.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54There I am in the back garden.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Jamumzy is hiding behind the shed.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01There he is, hiding behind the bin.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05And there I am again, but where is Jamumzy?
0:12:05 > 0:12:11- You can't see him cos he's hiding behind the coat-stand.- Haggis?- Hmm?
0:12:11 > 0:12:15Do you think there's a reason Jamumzy's hiding in each photo?
0:12:15 > 0:12:21- It's because he doesn't exist.- Look, I made the whole thing up.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Face it. There's no such thing as Jamumzy.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25KNOCK ON DOOR
0:12:29 > 0:12:35HE ULULATES I am Jamumzy!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37MONSTERS: Jamumzy!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47WHIMPERING
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I didn't want you going outside for news stories.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54I made up Jamumzy. I'm really sorry.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57Sorry? SORRY?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00What on earth are you sorry for?
0:13:00 > 0:13:05- That was the best fun ever. - Yeah, I loved loving Jamumzy.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07What a guy!
0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Oh, thanks, fellas.- And that was just a made-up celebrity.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Imagine how great it would be reporting on a real one.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Well, I was an extra in an Australian soap once.
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Who can forget my incredible work in the role of Jamumzy?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Sorry, guys. I don't know any celebrities.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27ALL: Aw-w!
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- Hello? Is anyone even listening to me?- Well...
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I guess we just have to go and find one. Come on, boys!
0:13:33 > 0:13:37- No, for the last time, I told you... - Oh, no! >
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Mum's on TV again.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44- Aggh!- Are we getting all this?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Oh, help! Aggh!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50And you saw it first here on LBN News,
0:13:50 > 0:13:54but it seems careless cook Kate Carlson has gone global.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57- Kate!- The hilarious clip of Kate's kitchen disaster
0:13:57 > 0:14:02- has become an internet sensation... - Nick, you won't believe...
0:14:02 > 0:14:05..with over nine million hits, turning this clumsy caterer
0:14:05 > 0:14:07into an overnight celebrity.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10See that? She's a celebrity.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12MONSTERS: You're a celebrity!
0:14:12 > 0:14:17- I'm a celebrity.- Yeah, that's it. I'm moving schools.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- She'll be coming out soon. It can't take her that long...- Oh!
0:14:22 > 0:14:26ALL ASK QUESTIONS AT ONCE
0:14:26 > 0:14:30We love you, Mrs Carlson. Over here, you look great.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34THEY CHEER
0:14:39 > 0:14:40HAGGIS LAUGHS
0:14:46 > 0:14:48- ALL: Mrs Carlson!- Oh!
0:14:48 > 0:14:51- Aggh! - BOTTLE SMASHES
0:14:55 > 0:14:58MUMBLING
0:15:10 > 0:15:12THEY CHEER
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Oh!
0:15:28 > 0:15:32I'm serious, guys. I think Mum might want a little privacy.
0:15:32 > 0:15:37No can do! We're the press! She's famous. It's just how it is.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41MUMBLES Hey, guys. I've got a story for you.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I found a photo of me when I was in an Aussie soap.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47- ALL ASK QUESTIONS AT ONCE - No, I'm going out.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50- Who with? Where?- I don't know, just out!
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Anything to get away from you ridiculous reporters.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55ALL TALK AT ONCE A few words, please, Kate.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58Kate! Please, Kate, just a few words.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Kate! Mrs Carlson, please!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Hi, Kate, do you remember me?- Yes. What's going on?
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Seems our little clip has become a massive hit.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09- We're up to 20 million views online. - 20 million?!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I know. Which means you're big news right now.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16What do you say to an exclusive interview on primetime TV?
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Seriously? That would be great!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23The Careers in Catering scheme could really do with some good publicity
0:16:23 > 0:16:24after the whole fire thing.
0:16:24 > 0:16:28What? No! The fire was the best bit.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30We want your other kitchen calamities.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34Ever slipped on a salmon? Put sand in a salad? Been sick in a soup?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35No, of course not!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Oh. Would you be prepared to say you had?
0:16:38 > 0:16:45- Kate! Kate, please! Kate! Just a few words! Kate!- Of all the...!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Just a few words, Kate. - A quick picture, Kate!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49MUMBLES
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Yeah, exactly. We live here.
0:16:51 > 0:16:55If anyone should get an exclusive, it should be us.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Oh, why don't you all just give it a rest?!
0:17:02 > 0:17:07I've got an exclusive for you - the man who was Jamumzy!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09HE GROWLS
0:17:09 > 0:17:11THEY SIGH
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Right.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14What?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16HAGGIS SQUEALS
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Hey, where are you going?
0:17:21 > 0:17:23I'm a celebrity.
0:17:27 > 0:17:28KNOCK ON DOOR
0:17:36 > 0:17:39Hey, do you know there's a load of reporters out there?
0:17:39 > 0:17:43The 50 guys camped out on my driveway? I had noticed that.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45This is ridiculous.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49Even my school paper won't let the stupid story drop.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Now they're saying if I don't get an interview with Mum,
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- then I'm off the press team.- Yeah, well, good luck with that.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58She's not in the mood for interviews.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03She's locked in the bedroom and won't come down till they've gone.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- What? No. Tell her she has to. - I've tried, believe me.
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Unless you can get the world's press off our doorstep, she's staying put.
0:18:11 > 0:18:15Oh, this is a joke. I knew that some day one of my embarrassing parents
0:18:15 > 0:18:21would be the front-page news but I just... I never thought it'd be Mum.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24- Oh, thanks very much(!) - That's all right.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Actually, thanks very much.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29For what?
0:18:34 > 0:18:35For what?
0:18:40 > 0:18:41THEY SIGH
0:18:41 > 0:18:44How many days has it been now?
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Seven hours.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47What's that in days?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I don't know, but it's too long. Norman!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- NORMAN MUMBLES - Why don't you try again?
0:18:56 > 0:18:57NORMAN MUMBLES
0:18:57 > 0:18:59- MUM:- Go away!
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- NORMAN MUMBLES - Yeah, I heard.- Hey!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- What are you guys doing here? - We go where the story goes,
0:19:05 > 0:19:10and right now the story has locked itself in there
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- and it's not coming out. - What? You mean Mum?
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Yes, something about not wanting to look silly,
0:19:16 > 0:19:19and the press not listening to her.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- I don't know exactly, I wasn't listening. Norman!- Uh-huh?
0:19:22 > 0:19:26- NORMAN MUMBLES - Come on, Mrs Carlson!
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Just a few words.
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- Fiend!- What?- Why are you hassling her like this?
0:19:31 > 0:19:35- Because she's a celebrity. - No, she's my mum.
0:19:35 > 0:19:40Yes, but she's also a celebrity. You told us that, remember?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42I shouldn't have.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43She doesn't want any of this.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Oh, sure she does. She went on the news and everything.
0:19:46 > 0:19:51Yeah, but not to be famous. She went on the news for a reason.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54- Has everyone forgotten that? - Of course not.
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Who could forget Kate's hilarious kitchen calamities?
0:19:58 > 0:20:01- THEY LAUGH - No, it's not about that.
0:20:01 > 0:20:08It's about... Hey, how about I get you an exclusive interview with Mum
0:20:08 > 0:20:10that the whole world would see?
0:20:10 > 0:20:14You would literally be my favourite boy who lives in this house.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18- MUM:- Go away!
0:20:18 > 0:20:23Mum, it's me. Listen, I think I may have an idea.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30And that's why I'm 100% behind the Careers in Catering scheme,
0:20:30 > 0:20:34because there are many more exciting things happen in an good kitchen
0:20:34 > 0:20:36than the odd mishap.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38And cut!
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Perfect. One world exclusive.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Did you get everything you wanted? - I think so, Mum.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49- You should thank Eddie. It was his idea.- It was the least I could do.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54- It was nothing. Don't mention it. - Did I say anything embarrassing?
0:20:54 > 0:20:59Er, well, I mean... There's nothing we can't, um...edit out, so...
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Oh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:07You know, I think there's something wrong with that hob.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Yeah.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12That's the monster press dealt with, now for the other lot.
0:21:12 > 0:21:16That'll get them off your back. And THIS should get the paper off mine.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19Well, here goes.
0:21:20 > 0:21:24- Now, one at a time, please. - HE BLOWS
0:21:24 > 0:21:28- Where did they all go?- Oh, sorry, Kate. You're old news.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Another big story came up.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31What?
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Haven't you heard? There's been some sort of monster sighting.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39It's going to be all over the television. Apparently, they say...
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Charming(!)
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Eddie, where are the...?
0:21:46 > 0:21:48What?
0:21:48 > 0:21:54If you're all here, then who's...? Oh, no.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59I'm Jamumzy!
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Oh, bless him!- Yep, me and my big mouth.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06..shown here running down the middle
0:22:06 > 0:22:09of the city's busiest shopping street,
0:22:09 > 0:22:12but it seems this self-styled monster
0:22:12 > 0:22:16has already drawn press attention from right across the country.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- I'm surprised they haven't called... - SIREN WAILS
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Oh, they have now.
0:22:21 > 0:22:25..already asking the inevitable question - why?
0:22:25 > 0:22:27And I got to wear some actual handcuffs
0:22:27 > 0:22:31and they read me some rights I never knew I had. Thanks.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- So you're not in trouble?- No.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36No, I just explained I was doing it for my wife
0:22:36 > 0:22:40and they seemed a bit confused at first, but then they let me off.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- And we're not going to be overrun by reporters again.- No.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- The press lost interest once they called off the dogs.- The dogs?!
0:22:48 > 0:22:50Yeah, did I mention the dogs?
0:22:50 > 0:22:53Oh, Mum, look at this!
0:22:53 > 0:22:57See? What did I tell you, right? I posted your interview online
0:22:57 > 0:23:02about the Calamity Kate thing and it has gotten so many hits.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Check this out. Look at the comments.
0:23:04 > 0:23:10"Inspiring scheme!" "Wonderful ideas!" Oh, that's great.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14- Thank you, Angela.- Oh! And my school paper loved the interview
0:23:14 > 0:23:17and it's going to be on the front page.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19That's great, darling.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Yeah, it'll be a nice change not to be laughed at every time.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25You've got to see this!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- What?- Here, look! Under "most viewed".
0:23:28 > 0:23:31I'm Jamumzy!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Hey, that's me. Give me a look.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36'With the reporters gone, Mum's brush with celebrity
0:23:36 > 0:23:40'worked out all right in the end. She finally got her message out.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42'Dad got his five minutes of fame.'
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Seven million hits already. I'm a celebrity.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48You're a celebrity!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50That's right.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52'And the monsters learnt that,
0:23:52 > 0:23:56'most of the time, fame only lasts for five minutes...'
0:23:56 > 0:24:00If you think for one second I'm going to give you an interview
0:24:00 > 0:24:05after you ignored me all day, you've got another think coming.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Look at this! Look! Look!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10HAGGIS LAUGHS
0:24:11 > 0:24:16Of course, there was my starring role in the Australian soap opera.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18'..though in my house,
0:24:18 > 0:24:20'they'll gladly stretch it out to ten minutes.'
0:24:20 > 0:24:25That's great. Could you just do the voice for us one more time?
0:24:25 > 0:24:30It's kind of rough on the instruments but I'm Jamumzy!
0:24:30 > 0:24:34I'm Jamumzy! FIEND LAUGHS
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Now that's embarrassing.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Oh, it's a goal, it's a goal.
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