0:00:06 > 0:00:09# You're my might when I'm not feeling strong
0:00:11 > 0:00:15# You put me right when I am going wrong
0:00:17 > 0:00:21# You're my hands when my arms are tied
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# You colour me in when I'm black and white
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# You pick me up when I fall down
0:00:30 > 0:00:33# You take my frown and you turn it around
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# I couldn't wish for better friends
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# To share my life with
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Don't be sad or lonely
0:00:40 > 0:00:44# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Me and my monsters can
0:00:49 > 0:00:53# Me and my monsters can #
0:00:54 > 0:00:56GLASS BREAKS
0:01:00 > 0:01:02'The most important thing in life is friends.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04'I have three of them.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07'They're the noisiest, stinkiest, naughtiest mates ever.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09'I really hit the jackpot.'
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- Hi, Eddie! How was school? - Who cares?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15- Guess whose birthday it is tomorrow! - Is it mine?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- No.- Oh. I thought I'd forgotten.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19- It's mine!- Whose did you say it was?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Mine! Eddie Carlson's!
0:01:21 > 0:01:23- Who?- Can I have a party?
0:01:23 > 0:01:27- Mm... You had one last year. - Well, I want another.
0:01:27 > 0:01:31- It's very short notice.- You've had 12 months to plan for this, Mum.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35I know. I guess. It's a little bit inconvenient, though.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Who do you want to invite?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39My three best friends in all the world.
0:01:39 > 0:01:43Is... Is that me, Mum and Dad?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Norman, would you stop moving?!
0:01:49 > 0:01:54Please! We are trying to have a serious game here.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Hoop-la!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01FIEND LAUGHS
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Hey, everyone! It's my birthday tomorrow,
0:02:04 > 0:02:07and I'm having a birthday party. You're invited, you're invited,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- and you're invited! - MONSTERS CHEER
0:02:10 > 0:02:14- What's a birthday party?- It's when you celebrate being a year older.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17Why not celebrate being a week older?
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Or another day older?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Yeah! You could celebrate every second.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24I mean...I've just had a party!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh! I've just had another one.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Oh! We're having fun.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Party! Party! Party, party, p...
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Oh, I don't think I can do this any more now!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Ooh! I'm all partied out.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- HE LAUGHS - Ignore him.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42So, what else happens on a birthday?
0:02:42 > 0:02:47Well, you get a big cake, and you get to blow all the candles out.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- With your bottom? - No, with your mouth!
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Oh. Pity!- And we get to play loads of really cool party games
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- like pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey. - Is that legal?
0:02:57 > 0:03:00This party's going to be really wild!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03NORMAN GRUNTS AND CACKLES
0:03:03 > 0:03:07And when your friends come to your party, they always bring presents.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08What kind of presents?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Something they think you'll really want -
0:03:11 > 0:03:13like a remote-control jeep, for example.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- Oh, we're all out of those. - NORMAN HOOTS SADLY
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Well, anything will do. So, will you come?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, yeah! We're 24-hour party monsters!
0:03:26 > 0:03:31What about sausage hedgehogs, marshmallow spiders
0:03:31 > 0:03:33and snake jellies?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Does it have to be novelty food? - It's fun!
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Do you remember the teddy-bear sandwiches?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- I'd rather not talk about that. - You cried when we ate them.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I was four!
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Have you bought Eddie a birthday present yet?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52No. I think I'm going to get him two next year.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54He's your little brother.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58Hey! Don't lay that guilt trip on me, OK? I need this money.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02In one week, the coolest jacket ever designed...
0:04:03 > 0:04:07- ..will be mine.- You should get him a present, even if it's small.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Do you like him this much?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13It's possible.
0:04:13 > 0:04:19Do you like him...this much?
0:04:19 > 0:04:20At a stretch.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Do you like him...
0:04:23 > 0:04:24this much?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I think I like anyone that much.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Um...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38HE HUMS THOUGHTFULLY
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Hmm...
0:04:40 > 0:04:45I know! Let's give him every kid's dream present!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Norman's cat-sick collection? - No, you fool!
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Me!- You?!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yes! Imagine his joy
0:04:52 > 0:04:57when he rips off the gift-wrap to reveal me inside -
0:04:57 > 0:05:00his favourite monster!
0:05:00 > 0:05:04No! I'm his favourite monster! We should give him me.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08HE CLUCKS
0:05:08 > 0:05:12No, no. I'm definitely his favourite monster.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- How come?- Um, because...
0:05:15 > 0:05:17because I'm the best dancer!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20DANCE MUSIC POUNDS
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Ooh!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Oh, no way, no way, no way.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31Everybody knows big guys are the best dancers.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Watch me! FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES
0:05:34 > 0:05:38No, that's nothing! Look at my feet!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I'm the soul man!
0:05:40 > 0:05:44- Look! They're a blur! - NORMAN CLUCKS AND SINGS ALONG
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Yeah! Keep up with this, Haggis! Hoo! Hah!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Get down!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56MUSIC CONTINUES NORMAN CLUCKS
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- MUSIC STOPS - Nice try, Norm!
0:06:05 > 0:06:09- Too bad! I won.- No! I won!
0:06:09 > 0:06:11OK. Wrap me!
0:06:11 > 0:06:13No! You wrap ME!
0:06:13 > 0:06:14HE CLUCKS
0:06:14 > 0:06:18And when you've finished, put a little bow on top, all right?
0:06:18 > 0:06:19Do it yourself!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Do birthday presents normally have to wrap themselves?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- A monster theme party. - What do you think?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36SHE SIGHS
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Actually, I like every part about it -
0:06:39 > 0:06:41except the monster part.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Do you want to help me make some gross-out food?
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Wow! My mother is asking me that question.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53I'm going to make some... poo biscuits!
0:06:55 > 0:06:58- What's wrong with you? - When you're older,
0:06:58 > 0:07:00this is the stuff you'll remember.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05No. When I'm older, this is the stuff I'm going to try to forget.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06OK?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I see you're hard at work there, champ.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13No. I'm just making invites for my birthday party.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17- What are you planning?- A party at home with Fiend, Haggis and Norman.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21How about something more adventurous - a party at Fun Splash?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23No. The monsters can't go to Fun Splash.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27That's a big selling point right there. Come on. What do you say?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Invite a whole bunch of your school mates. You can all half-drown.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- It'll be great.- The half-drowning bit does sound like fun,
0:07:34 > 0:07:36but I want a party with the monsters.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Don't you look at me like that, Haggis!
0:07:39 > 0:07:43- I'll look at you however I want. - Would you like to reconsider?
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- FIEND AND HAGGIS ARGUE - I am talking. I'm the best.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Look! I've made a furry monster tablecloth with ping-pong eyeballs!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53See? It looks like Fiend!
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Just smile.
0:07:56 > 0:08:00- Button it, sumo! - Shut up yourself, nine-eyes!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03HE CLUCKS, SQUEALS AND BARKS
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Hey, what's going on here? - We're having an argument!
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- I can hear that.- Soon we'll be done with the verbal insults
0:08:09 > 0:08:12- then we'll start throwing things at each other!- Ooh!
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Right! Yah!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- NORMAN HOOTS - Hah!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- HAGGIS GRUNTS - Ha-ha!
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Yah! Ha-ha!- Hey! Stop that!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26No! We can't quit now! Ooh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- Take that!- Ooh!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Take this!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- Ow!- Actually, that looks like fun!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- Can I join in? - No. Start your own argument!
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Yeah! Start your own argument, Human Eddie!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42HE LAUGHS
0:08:42 > 0:08:44We've been brewing this one for ages.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46You can't just jump in when it begins to get good.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- That's just plain lazy!- Yah!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53HE GRUNTS
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Can someone please tell me what this argument is all about?
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- It all started because - - MONSTERS ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- OK! Listen! - MONSTERS FALL SILENT
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Why don't you just all apologise? - Not going to happen.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- No way! Forget it, Eddie. - Yeah. Monsters do not say sorry!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Hm! - NORMAN CLUCKS
0:09:16 > 0:09:20SHOUTING AND CRASHING Has he given them fizzy drink again?
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Mum, you've got to help. They're going crazy down there!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- What are they fighting about? - I have no idea!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29- You want me to handle this?- You?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I have management skills! I manage people. That's what I do -
0:09:32 > 0:09:36deal with conflict in the workplace. If I can manage 30 people,
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I think I can look after three furry monsters.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41- CLATTERING - Quickly, Mum. Come on.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Son, just relax. I'll handle this.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46I'm a professional.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52ALL MUTTER, GROWL AND BLOW RASPBERRIES
0:09:52 > 0:09:55OK, quiet, please! Settle down. ALL CONTINUE TO MAKE NOISES
0:09:55 > 0:10:00OK, gentlemen! Thank you for taking time out to attend this meeting.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04If we could try and act in a mature fashion,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06see if we can't get to the bottom -
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Hah! You said "bottom"! - Oh, that is so immature.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Oh, shut up!- No, you shut up! - NORMAN CLUCKS FRANTICALLY
0:10:12 > 0:10:15You will all have a chance to air your grievances,
0:10:15 > 0:10:19but more importantly, to listen to what each other has to say.
0:10:22 > 0:10:26You don't really think Dad can get the monsters to kiss and make up?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30I know it's hard to believe at times, but he's quite experienced
0:10:30 > 0:10:32at resolving disputes.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36Oh, right! Because he's so laid back and reasonable
0:10:36 > 0:10:37when it comes to the monsters.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Just as long as he doesn't do the hat thing.- What's the hat thing?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45OK, here are the rules. You can only speak
0:10:45 > 0:10:49when you're holding the talking-hat. Is that understood?
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Here, Haggis. Why don't you go first?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Why should he go first? - Because he has the hat.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- I should have the hat! - NORMAN CLUCKS IN PROTEST
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- I've got the hat!- Give me the hat!
0:10:59 > 0:11:02You can only talk, Fiend, when you're holding the hat.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- You have two hats?- There's only one. - Can't you afford two hats?
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- That's beside the point! - Now I've got the hat!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11FIEND CACKLES HAGGIS WAILS
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Speak!- Don't be silly!
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- The hat can't speak! - Yeah. I know the hat can't speak.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23Then why'd you call it speaking hat? Hey! Give me that back!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- NORMAN CLUCKS TRIUMPHANTLY - Norman has the hat!- My hat!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30No, it's my hat! Give me the hat, Norman! Haggis, let go!
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Can we please just behave in a civilised fashion?!
0:11:36 > 0:11:38NORMAN CLUCKS WILDLY
0:11:40 > 0:11:43So, how did it go?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46There is a lot of pent-up hostility in that room.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48He's made things worse.
0:11:48 > 0:11:52I'll admit the speaking-hat was a mistake.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Now they've fallen out big time.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Does your company really let you run a whole department?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00We have a strict employment policy, yeah? No monsters.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04- Eddie, are you OK?- I'm going to bed.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Things must be bad. It's nowhere near your bedtime.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10It's all a complete disaster. My best friends aren't even talking!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14I might as well cancel my party now.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Don't worry about the monsters too much.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19It will all have blown over by the morning. You'll see.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Night.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- It's your birthday tomorrow! - I'm not sure I want it.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31I do.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44Wake up, birthday boy! You're another year older!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- I think I'll skip this birthday. - Your mum's tried that a few times.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51When you're 70 and I'm still 39, who'll be laughing then?
0:12:51 > 0:12:55You have to celebrate all your birthdays. Those are the rules!
0:12:55 > 0:12:59- Are the monsters still arguing? - They seem to be quiet enough,
0:12:59 > 0:13:02so I bet they're friends again.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06OK! Where are my presents?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- You want presents?- Did you get any?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14- No!- You?- I didn't know he was going to want any!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18- Hand them over!- Oh, you mean...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20these?
0:13:25 > 0:13:29- Happy birthday, Human Boy Thingy. - Happy birthday, smelly.
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Happy birthday.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- FIEND SHOUTING - Take...that!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35CLATTERING FEROCIOUS GRUNTING
0:13:42 > 0:13:45I was really looking forward to the party!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Don't worry about it.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I made bogey trifle and everything!
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Hey...
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I was thinking about taking back this lame present I bought Eddie,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02cos it's just... And I was thinking,
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I might get him that jeep he's been banging on about.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- But that will use up all your money! - No.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11What about the jacket you've been saving up for?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, it's fine. I'll just go cold.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16You really love your little brother, don't you?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19I hope that you never repeat that in public. And if you do,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Oh, poppet!
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I have been calling around,
0:14:26 > 0:14:30and have invited your classmates to your Fun Splash party.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33It is going to be wet and wild!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I'm not really up for it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Eddie! There's going to be water and slides!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41You're going to hurtling along at breakneck speeds
0:14:41 > 0:14:45through pitch-black tunnels of fear, screaming for mercy,
0:14:45 > 0:14:49then spat out and slammed into an icy-cold pool of pain!
0:14:49 > 0:14:53- Well... - Sold to the crazy guy in the corner!
0:14:53 > 0:14:57No son of mine's going without a party on his birthday.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59My bathing suit!
0:14:59 > 0:15:03- Goggles, check. Towel, check. - What are you doing?
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Here we go! Fun Splash!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08- Not after last time.- Sorry, Dad!
0:15:08 > 0:15:11You should never have attempted to dive off that high board.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Well...I may have misjudged my entry a little.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18You did a 30-foot belly flop and lost your trunks, Dad.
0:15:18 > 0:15:21- It was an accident! - You'll scare Eddie's friends.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I've got braces! They won't fall down this time.
0:15:24 > 0:15:28- See? Promise. - We can't take that kind of risk.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Please let me go to the pool.
0:15:30 > 0:15:34We'll let you watch the party from a safe distance.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36BRACES TWANG
0:15:36 > 0:15:40But...there's going to be water and slides!
0:15:42 > 0:15:46- Eddie can't have a party without us! - What? No party?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Oh, no!
0:15:47 > 0:15:51He's having it with his school thingy friends instead!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Oh, that hurts so bad!
0:15:54 > 0:15:56NORMAN CLUCKS SADLY
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Yeah. Oh, hey - wait!
0:15:58 > 0:16:00We're talking again!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03HE LAUGHS I'm talking to you.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- You're talking to me!- Uh-huh!
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- NORMAN GIBBERS - Yeah, and it feels so right!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12I've missed you guys!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Ah, come here, you big lug!
0:16:14 > 0:16:17HE ROARS HAPPILY
0:16:17 > 0:16:19It's a love thing.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Yeah. You guys complete me.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Well, nearly.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27We need Eddie!
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- NORMAN SINGS - Let's get him back!
0:16:30 > 0:16:34He's our fourth monster - a little pink one with no fur.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37I love the little pink no-furred monster.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Mm. So what shall we do now? - Let's have another hug!
0:16:40 > 0:16:43THEY LAUGH
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Hello, Tommy? Yes. This is Nick Carlson,
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Dad Thingy. Mm. You know the party's cancelled?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53There's no water in the pool.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Er... I drank it!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Quick! We need more excuses! Think! Think!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- There's a shark in the pool. - Hmm. Used it.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05HE CHATTERS
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Use the SAME excuse?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- Is that allowed?- Well, it COULD work.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Yeah. Second-hand excuses!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15We're kind of recycling!
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, it's all very eco, isn't it?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21We can cancel the party AND save the planet!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23FIEND LAUGHS
0:17:23 > 0:17:25HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Hello, Charlie?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33DOOR CLICKS
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Eddie! You're back!
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- Did you cancel my party? - Yeah. We wanted you home
0:17:47 > 0:17:51- to tell you that we've made up! - Isn't it great?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53We like each other again!
0:17:53 > 0:17:55- HE GIGGLES - Oh, yeah! Great!
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Because I don't like YOU.- Huh?
0:17:57 > 0:18:02- Say what?- You ruined my first party, and now you've ruined the second.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05This is the worst birthday ever!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08But let's play! Oh, come on, Eddie - be Eddie!
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Yeah! Be Eddie, Eddie!
0:18:11 > 0:18:13HE WHIMPERS
0:18:13 > 0:18:17Guys, I'm his sister, OK? I'm allowed to treat him badly,
0:18:17 > 0:18:19but you aren't.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23You three have behaved very selfishly.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26If you ever expect Eddie to forgive you,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28you have a lot of making up to do.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I really wanted to go swimming.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37NORMAN WHIMPERS
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- FIEND SIGHS - Any minute now
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Eddie will run in here with a big grin on his face!
0:18:45 > 0:18:48You'll see! Any...
0:18:48 > 0:18:50minute...now.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- He's not coming, is he?- No!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57THEY SOB
0:18:57 > 0:19:01He may never be our friend again!
0:19:01 > 0:19:04- How long is "never"?- I don't know!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Maybe even a whole day!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10THEY ALL WAIL
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- What are we going to do?- I don't...
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Hey!
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I think I might know how we can make it up to him!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19I mean...
0:19:19 > 0:19:24it's a radical solution. I'm thinking way outside the box here!
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Just say it!
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Rubbish birthday, huh? - The very worst.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Hey, you still have my present to open.- I'll do it later.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46No. I think you should do it right now. It's really good -
0:19:46 > 0:19:49like, really good. Did I mention it's really good?
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- Is it homemade?- No, not this time.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55I bought it from a real shop, with real money.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- What is it?- Well, you'll just have to come downstairs and find out.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Come on!
0:20:02 > 0:20:03Come on!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06HE SIGHS
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Happy birthday!- Surprise!- Surprise!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14You decided to show up!
0:20:14 > 0:20:18It was their idea to throw you a party.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20That doesn't change anything. I'm still angry.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- THEY SIGH - Sorry, Eddie.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27Yeah. Sorry, Eddie. NORMAN CHATTERS UNHAPPILY
0:20:27 > 0:20:30You did it! You said sorry!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33- We did?- You see?
0:20:33 > 0:20:38Monsters CAN say sorry. You felt bad, and you apologised!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Wow! This is amazing!
0:20:40 > 0:20:44You know, saying sorry has actually lifted a huge weight
0:20:44 > 0:20:47off my shoulders. I feel light as a feather!
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Whoa, hang on. What's happening?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Quick! Somebody grab me! - THEY LAUGH
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Agh!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57I'm not a bird thingy! I don't like heights!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- THEY LAUGH - Oh, yeah! That's right!
0:21:00 > 0:21:04Mock me! Laugh at the little green flying monster.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06What's the view like from up there?
0:21:06 > 0:21:10It's actually pretty good! Hey, Human Dad Thingy -
0:21:10 > 0:21:13did you know you've got a little bald patch on top of your head?
0:21:13 > 0:21:15What? No, I do not.
0:21:15 > 0:21:20Oh! And the top of the bookcase could do with a good dusting.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Why don't you do it while you're up there?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25Sure! Want me to lick it off?
0:21:25 > 0:21:26THEY GROAN
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Here, Eddie! Eddie, Eddie! We got you a present, too.
0:21:29 > 0:21:34- You did?- Yeah. We made it all by ourselves - from fruit.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36HE TRILLS AND POPS
0:21:36 > 0:21:39Yes, and a little bit of bogey to hold it together.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Oh, this I've got to see.
0:21:41 > 0:21:45Oh, my gosh! Wow! That's amazing! A jeep!
0:21:45 > 0:21:48And it's even better than the one in the shop!
0:21:48 > 0:21:52Shucks! NORMAN CLUCKS MODESTLY
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- OK, Angela. I'll open your present now.- Er...
0:21:55 > 0:21:59No. It's fine. We'll, um... We'll open it later.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04Hey, Eddie! We made you a special monster birthday drink!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Ooh! Er... Ta-daaah!
0:22:07 > 0:22:11Have you ever had a spit cocktail?
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Ew! - Hey, a lot of effort went into that!
0:22:14 > 0:22:17The jug didn't just fill itself, you know.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22OK, guys! This way for some really nasty party food.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- THEY LAUGH AND SHOUT - Hey... Hey, guys?
0:22:25 > 0:22:30Wait! Don't leave me up here! Hello?
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Wait, guys! Wait... Oh, hey!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- That's where that bogey ball went. - HE CHUCKLES
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Oh...
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Whoa!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42It's actually quite relaxing.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Ready?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49One, two...
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- three... - NORMAN CHATTERS
0:22:52 > 0:22:56THEY ALL SHOUT Happy birthday!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Just...brings a tear to your eye. Literally.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Are you going to make a wish?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I wish that we never fall out again.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11- Who wants a slice of birthday cake? - ME!- Me.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13'I guess friends argue from time to time,
0:23:13 > 0:23:17'but really good friends always make up again,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20'and Fiend, Haggis and Norman are the best.'
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Hey, let's play some party games! - Yeah!
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- Pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey! - Yeah! Where's the donkey?
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- We don't have one.- Oh.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Pin-the-tail-on-Dad-Thingy!
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Keep away from me.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Here, little donkey...
0:23:37 > 0:23:39- OK. No, no, no... - Here, little donkey!
0:23:39 > 0:23:42That's... That's... Whoa, that's close enough!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Aaargh!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47FIEND CACKLES
0:23:47 > 0:23:49I won!
0:23:49 > 0:23:52This is the best birthday ever!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Can I have my birthday present now?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Oh, that!
0:24:04 > 0:24:07- It's still my birthday, you know. - Yeah.
0:24:09 > 0:24:10OK,
0:24:10 > 0:24:12I guess.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Wow! A jeep! That's so cool! That's what I really wanted!
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- Thanks, sis!- That's all right!
0:24:27 > 0:24:30Well, what about the monsters' present?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33That's not a jeep. It's a fruit salad.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37THEY LAUGH
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Don't be sad or lonely
0:24:48 > 0:24:52# If you need someone to hold your hand
0:24:52 > 0:24:56# Me and my monsters can #
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