0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Come on and get on down to the city
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Where the trains all clatter through
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Hey! Look at that driver driving
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # I want to ride that train of blue - Me too
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm looking way up high to the windows
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Take a peek for an inside view
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# All these people busy working
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# I want to see what they all do
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Come on, let's weave around the market
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Do you hear the hullabaloo?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Everybody's busy selling
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # I wanna buy me something new - Me too
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Look through the arches under the station
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Down where the pigeons perch and coo
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Take a taxi ride to the river
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# I wanna drive down the avenue
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Hey, look at those buses gleaming
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# They look so clean and spanking new
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# All lined up to drive around the city
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- # Let me ting that bell - Ding, ding!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# Going to ride on round to the school stop
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# Where the children hurry through
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# Sit down, the teacher's teaching
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- # I'd love to learn a thing or two- Me too
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# I love to skip in Riverseafingal
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Riverseafingal, by the sea. #
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Eight o'clock.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15# Riverseafingal, that's for me
0:01:15 > 0:01:18# Come on and get on down to the city
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- # Where the ferryboat sails are blue - Sails are blue
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Time to call on Granny Murray
0:01:24 > 0:01:29# She'd love to say hello to you... #
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Hello, honey pie! Come away in and see who's at home today.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Granny Murray's house has two at home to play
0:01:41 > 0:01:44# Granny Murray's house is home too! #
0:01:44 > 0:01:50Who's here today? Well, we've got Brandon and we've got Adil.
0:01:50 > 0:01:55But don't just sit there, my darlings. Come on, let's get busy!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- PARP! - Oh! Who did that?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Brandon!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Was it a whoopee cushion?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Well, we've got Brandon and we've got Adil,
0:02:19 > 0:02:22but someone's missing today.
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Not any more! Who's coming home to Granny Murray? Who's coming down?
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh! It's Lisa with Tina.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Hello, there!
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Tina! Oh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Oh, dear!
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Go and see, Lisa.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Oh, gosh, I am already shaking like a jelly today.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oh, why's that?
0:02:50 > 0:02:55Well, Mickey John told his head teacher that I'm a brilliant actor,
0:02:55 > 0:02:59so his head teacher has asked me to go along to the school
0:02:59 > 0:03:03to do a special performance as the Washing Wizard.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06That's brilliant! I love those stories.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11Guys, why don't you dress Claude up as the Washing Wizard?
0:03:13 > 0:03:19Oh! And we can have a wee seat and a chat and you can stop your worrying.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Oh, the Washing Wizard always makes me giggle.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Yes, cos he loves washing up.
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Now, how does the speech go? Um, niminy-piminy, niminy-piminy...
0:03:34 > 0:03:38It's from The Washing Wizard And The Blocked-Up Sink.
0:03:40 > 0:03:45Where...where are my trusty rubber ducks?
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Ducks?!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48I mean gloves!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Where are my trusty rubber gloves?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54The vacuum, it is all block-ed up!
0:03:54 > 0:03:59- Are you sure you mean the vacuum? - Ssh! Trying to remember lines.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Where are my trusty rubber gloves?
0:04:02 > 0:04:06The sink, it is all block-ed up, just like...
0:04:06 > 0:04:08just like...
0:04:08 > 0:04:10my nose!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh, no, that's not right!
0:04:14 > 0:04:19Oh! "The sink is blocked up just like my nose"!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- That's very funny.- Granny Murray!
0:04:22 > 0:04:28I'm meant to be showing what a good actor I am, not being a funny clown.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33Oh, everybody likes a good laugh. Talking of which, look at Claude.
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- Oh!- Hello.- Oh, Claude, you make a wonderful Washing Wizard.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43Well done, everyone.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Oh, is that for me, Lis'?
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Oh, the washing up glove. Maybe this will help me remember my lines
0:04:49 > 0:04:52for the Washing Wizard speech.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Bye-bye, darling.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Bye-bye.- Come on, then, Tina.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Now, remember, everybody likes a good laugh.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08- Thank you, Granny Murray. See you later.- Bye-bye.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- We'll be thinking of you.- Me too.
0:05:11 > 0:05:16Now, will you keep a wee eye on Tina? Make sure she gets to work.
0:05:19 > 0:05:25I'd better hurry. Could you tell me the fastest way to get to my work?
0:05:25 > 0:05:27TOOT! Thank you.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry
0:05:30 > 0:05:34# I need, need, need, need, need to speed to work
0:05:34 > 0:05:36# I'll take a, take a ticket on a subway
0:05:36 > 0:05:40# I'll be, be, be, be, be, be there quite quick.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Hurry, hurry, hurry through the tunnels
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# Clatter, clatter, clatter underground
0:05:45 > 0:05:48# Whining, whining, whining drives the speed up
0:05:48 > 0:05:51# Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking slows us down.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53# Clatter, clatter, clatter
0:05:53 > 0:05:56# Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking to our stop.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00# I'm in, in, in, in, in, in, I'm in a hurry
0:06:00 > 0:06:04# I need, need, need, need, need to speed to work! #
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Phew! Well, what now?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11Of course! I have to get ready for work.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21All dressed and ready to go.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- How did the Washing Wizard speech go?- Morning, Tina!- Hi.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Hi, Louie, hi, Chuck. - Can you do us a favour?- Of course.
0:06:33 > 0:06:38We want to sing this funny new song Flaherty's Motor Car on the ferry.
0:06:38 > 0:06:44It will have everyone in fits, but we need props to make funny sounds,
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- so could we look through your theatre props?- Sure!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52- They're over there. I've got to rehearse my speech.- Thanks. Come on.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59TOOTING, RATTLING AND SQUEAKING
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Ssh!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04"So," the Washing Wizard spouted...
0:07:04 > 0:07:07I...I...
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Sorry, Tina! All done.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- We'll pop back later and pick everything up.- Bye!- Bye!- Bye!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Phew! Peace at last.
0:07:17 > 0:07:21I wonder if you're having a noisy time, Lisa.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea
0:07:27 > 0:07:34# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me. #
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Are you ready to have a good laugh? - ALL: Yes.- OK.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41- TOOT-TOOT! - Hello!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44My name is Honker the incredible honking dog.
0:07:44 > 0:07:49Oh, I think I am very, very hungry! Oh, children,
0:07:49 > 0:07:50what can I eat?
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Oh! A cabbage! Do I like cabbages?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55No!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58No! I don't like cabbages. Very stinky.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- TOOT-TOOT! - What's this? A banana!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Do I like this?- No!- No?
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- Und zis? Sausages! Do I like sausages?- Yes!
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Num-num-num...
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- TOOT-TOOT! - You were right, children.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17- Well done. I love my sausages! Bye-bye.- Bye!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Oh! Was that good fun?
0:08:19 > 0:08:25- Yes!- Lisa, I hope your mum's having as much fun at work as we are here.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Are you having fun, Mummy?
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Hi, Tina. All right? - Oh, hello, Rudi.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41Yes, I was just practising my Washing Wizard performance.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I won't keep you. I just wanted to borrow that massive banana prop
0:08:45 > 0:08:50- to attract customers at the market. - Oh, yes. I'll take a look for it.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Thanks.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Hmm. Where was I? Oh, yes.
0:08:56 > 0:09:02I am the Washing Wizard, and I need to ring my special magic bells...
0:09:02 > 0:09:07Hey, magic bells, eh? You should ting a bell when you say that. Ting!
0:09:07 > 0:09:12Yeah, that's...really good, Rudi. Oh, yes! And...and...
0:09:12 > 0:09:17- I must pull out that plug...- A good sound for pulling out a plug is POP!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23- There you go, Mr Sound Effects. - Thanks, Tina. Glad I could help.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Bye. Right now, it's time for some hard graft.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Time to hit those city streets.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31# City roads are waiting
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# The traffic lights are changing
0:09:38 > 0:09:40# Police cars are cruising
0:09:41 > 0:09:44# The trucks keep a-trucking
0:09:44 > 0:09:47# And the city roads are waiting for me to take a drive
0:09:47 > 0:09:49# In my pretty pink taxi... #
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Taxi!
0:09:51 > 0:09:54# People wave me down in my pretty pink taxi
0:09:54 > 0:09:59# Get into the back and just relax for the ride
0:09:59 > 0:10:04# Pretty pink taxi She's going for a dri-ive
0:10:07 > 0:10:10# Look in the mirror Shift that gear
0:10:10 > 0:10:14# Pull out to the busy lane My pink taxi takes the strain
0:10:16 > 0:10:20# The radio calls up a taxi fare Who am I gonna meet?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23TOOT-TOOT!
0:10:23 > 0:10:27# Looking for a job in my pretty pink taxi, o-oh!
0:10:30 > 0:10:34# Cruising in the city In my pretty pink taxi, yeah
0:10:37 > 0:10:40# Drive, drive, drive
0:10:40 > 0:10:42# In my pretty pink taxi
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# Ride, ride, ride
0:10:47 > 0:10:50# Where you wanna go... #
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Taxi!
0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Cos I need to take a drive In my pretty pink taxi
0:10:57 > 0:11:03# People wave me down And they'll ask for a ride. #
0:11:06 > 0:11:10Two o'clock...and I'm starving! Where's my lunch box?
0:11:10 > 0:11:15- Nearly show time, Tina! - Yep - let's rock and roll!
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Are you here for your equipment?- Yes, Tina. How about a lift to the ferry?
0:11:20 > 0:11:21OK. Start loading up.
0:11:27 > 0:11:32BOTH: # Flaherty had a motor car that always made a din
0:11:32 > 0:11:38# His mother said, "That noisy thing! Go chuck it in the bin!"
0:11:38 > 0:11:41# Flaherty said, "No, Mother, love..." #
0:11:41 > 0:11:44'I wonder what Lisa's doing right now.'
0:11:51 > 0:11:55JANGLY MUSIC
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Oh, my goodness!
0:11:58 > 0:12:01You're noisier than the ferry boat band!
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I've got a special surprise for you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09We're going to see Lisa's mum perform the Washing Wizard.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Mummy will be really pleased.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19I miss you, Mummy.
0:12:22 > 0:12:27# Oh, Flaherty had a motor car It always made a din... #
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Lisa would love that song.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33- Hi, Tina. All set for your performance at school?- Sort of.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37- If I can remember my lines. - What about a sneak preview?- Oh, OK.
0:12:37 > 0:12:41Where are my trusty rubber gloves?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# Go put them in the bin! #
0:12:43 > 0:12:46That's fantastic!
0:12:46 > 0:12:50- Really funny! - It's not meant to be funny!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Anyway, then it goes...
0:12:52 > 0:12:57My gloves are down the plug hole # They're music to my ears! #
0:12:57 > 0:13:02That's the funniest thing I've heard in years!
0:13:02 > 0:13:07The children will really laugh. See you at school, Tina. Really funny!
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Funny? My acting's funny?!
0:13:14 > 0:13:18I've spent all day trying to learn the Washing Wizard performance
0:13:18 > 0:13:21and I can't remember a thing.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24Everybody just keeps laughing at me.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Why can't I get it right?
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Where did all the time go?
0:13:28 > 0:13:32At eight o'clock I dropped Lisa at Granny Murray's.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35The children dressed Claude as the Washing Wizard.
0:13:35 > 0:13:40I told Granny Murray that Mickey John wanted me to do a performance
0:13:40 > 0:13:42as the Washing Wizard.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45But I couldn't remember the words.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47At nine o'clock, I got to the garage.
0:13:47 > 0:13:52I was trying to remember the Washing Wizard when the ferry band called.
0:13:52 > 0:13:57They wanted to find some props to make funny sounds for a new song.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01At eleven o'clock, I was trying to practise my performance again.
0:14:01 > 0:14:06Then Rudi popped in and kept making daft noises for my performance,
0:14:06 > 0:14:08but I just got more muddled.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11At two o'clock, I got back to the garage
0:14:11 > 0:14:15and the band came to pick up their equipment. We loaded it in the taxi
0:14:15 > 0:14:18and I drove them to the ferry terminal.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22They kept singing their funny song. It was very catchy.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24At three o'clock I got back to the garage
0:14:24 > 0:14:28and Mickey John called by to see if my performance was ready.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31I started to act it for him,
0:14:31 > 0:14:36but I got muddled up. I kept thinking of the ferry boat band's song.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Now, remember,
0:14:38 > 0:14:40everybody likes a good laugh.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42I get it now!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Everyone likes a good laugh.
0:14:45 > 0:14:50I've been too...too serious!
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Right. Let's get ready to...to...
0:14:54 > 0:14:56to sing...
0:14:56 > 0:15:00to sing a funny song about a car!
0:15:00 > 0:15:05First thing - funny car. It's a race against time!
0:15:05 > 0:15:09# I've got to do it I've got to do it
0:15:09 > 0:15:11# I've got to beat the clock before the chime
0:15:11 > 0:15:15# I've got to sort it, sort it I've got to do the job on time
0:15:15 > 0:15:18# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong
0:15:18 > 0:15:21# I'm going to finish this job before you finish that so-o-o-ong
0:15:21 > 0:15:25# Do we think she's going to do it, the job that needs to be done?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# Will she know how to fix it?
0:15:28 > 0:15:32# Will she finish what she has begun?
0:15:32 > 0:15:36# She will get there in the end because she knows what to do...
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- # I've got to do it - She's going to do it
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# I'm going to beat the clock before the chime
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- # I'm going to sort it - Sort it
0:15:43 > 0:15:46# I'll do the job on time
0:15:46 > 0:15:48# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong
0:15:48 > 0:15:51# I'm going to finish the job Before I finish the so-o-o-ong... #
0:15:51 > 0:15:55Boys and girls, he-ere's Tina!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# Oh-h...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# Flaherty had a motor car It always made a din
0:16:08 > 0:16:13# His mother said, "That noisy thing! Go and chuck it in the bin!"
0:16:13 > 0:16:17# But Flaherty said, "No, Mother, love, that car to me is dear
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# "And every sound and parp it makes Is music to my ears!" #
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Parp, parp!
0:16:22 > 0:16:27- # Oh-h, Flaherty took his motor car To tour around the world... #- Parp!
0:16:27 > 0:16:31# And people stopped and listened As the engine clinked and whirled
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# And now his car is famous And his mother never moans
0:16:33 > 0:16:39# Its parps and clunks and whistles Are as famous as the Stones! #
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Hurrah! More!
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Oh, if only Lisa could see me now.
0:16:59 > 0:17:00Tina!
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Look who's here, Lisa!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Hello, Lisa!- Hi, Mummy.- Hello.
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- Say thanks to Granny Murray. - Thank you, Granny Murray.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14And thanks from me too, Granny Murray.
0:17:14 > 0:17:18I remembered what you said - everyone likes a good laugh.
0:17:18 > 0:17:23- And you had a good giggle. It saved the day.- Oh, is that so?
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Come on. You'll want to get home.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Looking forward to next time. - Me too.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Lisa, let's talk about our time away...
0:17:34 > 0:17:39And I suppose you'll want me to tell you all about my time too!
0:17:39 > 0:17:43# Well, there was...hugging, squishing, walking, pushing
0:17:43 > 0:17:45# Dancing, dusting, sharing, choosing
0:17:45 > 0:17:46# Talking, cooking, drying, cleaning
0:17:46 > 0:17:48# Saving, binning, laughing, joking
0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Losing things and rushing round
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# Dressing up and sitting down. #
0:17:55 > 0:17:58But what was really special about today?
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Well...
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Claude was dressed as the Washing Wizard,
0:18:02 > 0:18:06because that's who Tina was going to be at a school performance,
0:18:06 > 0:18:09but she couldn't remember her lines.
0:18:09 > 0:18:14A bit later I did a puppet show for Lisa and the children.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17We had such a good laugh - honk-honk!
0:18:17 > 0:18:23After lunch, we had a music session and I told the children a secret -
0:18:23 > 0:18:28we were going to watch Tina's special performance at the school.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32And Tina changed her mind about doing the Washing Wizard.
0:18:32 > 0:18:38Instead, she sang a really funny song about a motor car.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I hope you enjoyed yourself.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Me too! Bye-bye, honey pie!
0:18:43 > 0:18:49# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea
0:18:49 > 0:18:54# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me... #