Panto

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Come on and get on down to the city

0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Where the trains all clatter through

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Hey! Look at that driver driving

0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # I want to ride that train of blue - Me too

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm looking way up high to the windows

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Take a peek for an inside view

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# All these people busy working

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# I want to see what they all do

0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Come on, let's weave around the market

0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Do you hear the hullabaloo?

0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Everybody's busy selling

0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # I wanna buy me something new - Me too

0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Look through the arches under the station

0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Down where the pigeons perch and coo

0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Take a taxi ride to the river

0:00:41 > 0:00:44# I wanna drive down the avenue

0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Hey, look at those buses gleaming

0:00:47 > 0:00:50# They look so clean and spanking new

0:00:50 > 0:00:52# All lined up to drive around the city

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- # Let me ting that bell - Ding, ding!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Going to ride on round to the school stop

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Where the children hurry through

0:01:00 > 0:01:03# Sit down, the teacher's teaching

0:01:03 > 0:01:07- # I'd love to learn a thing or two- Me too

0:01:07 > 0:01:09# I love to skip in Riverseafingal

0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Riverseafingal, by the sea. #

0:01:11 > 0:01:1310 o'clock.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18# Come on and get on down to the city

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- # Where the ferryboat sails are blue - Sails are blue

0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Time to call on Granny Murray

0:01:24 > 0:01:29# She'd love to say hello to you! #

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Hello, honey pie!

0:01:35 > 0:01:38Come away in and see who's at home today.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Granny Murray's house has two at home to play

0:01:41 > 0:01:44# Granny Murray's house is home to... #

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Who's here today? Well...

0:01:47 > 0:01:50we've got Ashley and Eva.

0:01:50 > 0:01:54Don't just sit there, poppets, come on, on your feet.

0:01:54 > 0:01:59We're going to play a wee game called Grandmother's Footsteps.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02What did I hear?

0:02:02 > 0:02:06Oh, they're very good, they're very still.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11You missed it.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Let's see if I can catch you moving.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Whoo! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well done, my girls, that was brilliant!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Well, we've got Ashley and we've got Eva.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27But someone's missing from home today.

0:02:27 > 0:02:29GATE CREAKS

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Oh, not any more. Who's coming home to Granny Murray?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oh, yes, it's Lisa, with Tina.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Hello there! Ha-ha!

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Tina! Aha!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44And Lisa. Come away through, honey pies.

0:02:47 > 0:02:51We've been playing Grandmother's Footsteps before you got here.

0:02:51 > 0:02:56Oh, all that, "Behind you!" Makes me think of the pantomime

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- that Raymond and I are putting on in Drumtown.- Your panto!

0:03:00 > 0:03:01That gives me an idea.

0:03:01 > 0:03:06Why don't you all dress Claude up as a pantomime dame?

0:03:06 > 0:03:09And we can sit on our seats, dear.

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Oh, no we can't!

0:03:11 > 0:03:12Oh, yes, we can!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Ha-ha! Oh-hoo!

0:03:19 > 0:03:22How's your pantomime coming along? Dick Whittington?

0:03:22 > 0:03:26That's right. Oh, rehearsals are hilarious.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31- You should see Raymond in his dame's wig.- I bet he suits it!- He does!

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Lisa's just dying to see the show.

0:03:33 > 0:03:38Me too! Now, it's in Drumtown Playhouse, isn't it?

0:03:38 > 0:03:44- That's right. I'll take you in my taxi with Lisa.- Oh, thanks, poppet.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47For you and Raymond, all the world's a stage.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51We just love performing everywhere.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Wow, look at Claude!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56Behind you!

0:03:58 > 0:04:02Oh, Claude! We could have you in our panto, dressed like that.

0:04:02 > 0:04:05I'd best be off to work now.

0:04:05 > 0:04:10For me? Oh, it's a little cat like Dick Whittington's. Mwah!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12You have fun today.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14- Yeah.- Yeah.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Bye-bye, see you later. - Come on then, Tina.

0:04:22 > 0:04:26Now remember, all the world's a stage.

0:04:26 > 0:04:30- Thank you, Granny Murray, see you later.- We'll be thinking of you.

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Me too!

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Will you keep a wee eye on Tina

0:04:33 > 0:04:36and make sure she goes the right way to work?

0:04:39 > 0:04:45I'd better hurry. Could you tell me the fastest way to get to work?

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Thank you.

0:04:47 > 0:04:50# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry

0:04:50 > 0:04:53# I nee, nee, nee, need to speed to work

0:04:53 > 0:04:56# I take a, take a ticket on the subway

0:04:56 > 0:04:58# I'll be, be, be, be, be, be there quite quick.

0:04:59 > 0:05:02# Hurry, hurry, hurry through the tunnel

0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Clatter, clatter, clatter underground

0:05:05 > 0:05:08# Whining, whining, whining drives the speed up

0:05:08 > 0:05:11# Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking slows us down

0:05:11 > 0:05:12# Clatter, clatter, clatter

0:05:12 > 0:05:14# Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking to our stop

0:05:16 > 0:05:19# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry

0:05:19 > 0:05:22# I need to speed to work. #

0:05:25 > 0:05:27Phew! What now?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31Of course! I have to get ready for work.

0:05:39 > 0:05:42Hm, the engine sounded funny then.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46I thought so.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50There's something wrong.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Ah, it's the alternator.

0:06:00 > 0:06:03Now, where is my...?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Oh, there it is.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11This spare alternator looks a bit old.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15But it might do the job until I can buy a new one.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Ooh!- Oh! Ha-ha! Sorry, Tina. Have you got a problem?

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Yes, my alternator's broken.

0:06:27 > 0:06:31I've got a spare one to fit, but I don't think it'll last long.

0:06:31 > 0:06:36My mate Terry can help you out. He knows everything about electrics.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38I'm sure he can fix it.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Oh, that's brilliant. Thanks, Mickey John.- OK.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Here, shove it in my bag.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47- Right, I'll be back later. Bye!- Bye!

0:06:49 > 0:06:54Don't worry, Lisa, I'll get you to Drumtown to see our panto.

0:06:55 > 0:07:00# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea

0:07:00 > 0:07:05# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me. #

0:07:06 > 0:07:09We've nearly got our panto picnic finished.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12What about a beautiful princess?

0:07:12 > 0:07:16- Will we give her a lovely skirt? - Yes.- There we are.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19And here's our magic wand.

0:07:19 > 0:07:24Are you looking forward to seeing Mum and Dad on the stage? Me too!

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Are you working hard, Mummy?

0:07:32 > 0:07:33That's it, all done.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37- What are you doing, my dove? - I'm fixing the engine.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40- The alternator went up the spout. - Jolly good.

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Shouldn't you be getting the stage ready for our panto?

0:07:44 > 0:07:47- Yes, I've just popped in to get my wig.- Oh, of course!

0:07:47 > 0:07:52I'll be there before you arrive with Granny and Lisa in your taxi.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Great, I'll see you there.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Mwah! Mwah!

0:07:55 > 0:08:01Well, now that I've fitted the spare alternator into my taxi engine,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04it's time I got down to some hard work.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07# City roads are waiting

0:08:08 > 0:08:12# Traffic lights are changing

0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Police cars are cruising

0:08:16 > 0:08:18# The truckers keep on trucking

0:08:18 > 0:08:20# And the city roads are waiting

0:08:20 > 0:08:24# For me to take a drive in my pretty pink taxi... #

0:08:24 > 0:08:25Taxi!

0:08:25 > 0:08:30# People wave me down in my pretty pink taxi

0:08:30 > 0:08:34# Get into the back And just relax for the ride

0:08:34 > 0:08:39# Pretty pink taxi She's going for a drive... #

0:08:39 > 0:08:41TOOT! TOOT!

0:08:41 > 0:08:45# Look in the mirror Shift that gear

0:08:45 > 0:08:48# Pull into the busy lane My pretty pink taxi takes the strain

0:08:51 > 0:08:56# The radio calls up a taxi fare Who am I going to meet?

0:08:56 > 0:08:58TOOT! TOOT!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01# Looking for a job in my pretty pink taxi

0:09:01 > 0:09:04# Oh-oh

0:09:04 > 0:09:08# Whoo! Cruising the city in my pretty pink taxi

0:09:08 > 0:09:10# Yeah!

0:09:12 > 0:09:17# Drive, drive, drive in my pretty pink taxi

0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Ride, ride, ride

0:09:22 > 0:09:24# Where you wanna go... #

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Taxi!

0:09:26 > 0:09:32# Cos I need to take a ride in my pretty pink taxi

0:09:32 > 0:09:36# People wave me down and relax for the ride. #

0:09:41 > 0:09:44That engine still doesn't sound right.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Ooh! Mm-mm-mm-hm.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50Are you still here?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh! Yes, love of my life.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56I'm just going over my lines. I'm word perfect.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58That's my boy!

0:09:58 > 0:10:00But now I must dash to Drumtown.

0:10:00 > 0:10:05- Maybe you should take the wig off first, Raymond.- Oh, good idea!

0:10:05 > 0:10:09After I pick up Granny Murray and Lisa, we'll be right behind you.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Mwah!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17Oh. I'm going to pick you up at Granny Murray's soon, Lisa.

0:10:17 > 0:10:23# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me. #

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Mum'll be here soon, my darling.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33She won't be long now, angel.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40Don't you worry, Lisa, Mum'll be here to pick us up soon.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43'Where are you, Mummy?'

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, flip! I'm late!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52Catastrophe! I got chatting to Chuck and missed my train to Drumtown.

0:10:52 > 0:10:56Don't worry, we can all go together in my taxi.

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Granny Murray and Lisa would love to ride

0:10:58 > 0:11:01- with the star of the show. - Good thinking.

0:11:01 > 0:11:05ENGINE STUTTERS

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Oh!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Oh, no!

0:11:14 > 0:11:18Oh! The spare alternator has packed up

0:11:18 > 0:11:21and I haven't had a chance to get a new one.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Oh, Mickey John.

0:11:23 > 0:11:27Oh, thank goodness! Did your friend manage to mend my alternator?

0:11:27 > 0:11:31No, my friend wasn't as good as I thought he was.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34He did manage to take your alternator apart,

0:11:34 > 0:11:37but he couldn't put it back together again.

0:11:37 > 0:11:42Oh! I am meant to be taking Granny Murray and Lisa to Drumtown

0:11:42 > 0:11:46the see the panto, but Raymond's missed his train

0:11:46 > 0:11:51and now I can't get my taxi to move. How did this happen?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Where did the time go?

0:11:53 > 0:11:57At 10 o'clock, I dropped Lisa at Granny Murray's.

0:11:57 > 0:12:01I told her about the panto Raymond and I were doing later

0:12:01 > 0:12:05and I promised I'd take her to Drumtown for the panto.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07At 11 o'clock, I got to the garage.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11But my taxi had a problem with its engine.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14The alternator was broken.

0:12:14 > 0:12:18Mickey John called by. He took the alternator away to his friend.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23Then I fitted a spare alternator to keep my taxi going in the meantime.

0:12:23 > 0:12:28At 12 o'clock, Raymond came to the garage to find some panto props.

0:12:28 > 0:12:33At 4 o'clock, I realised I was late to pick up Granny Murray and Lisa.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36Then Raymond arrived. He had missed his train.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38So we got into my taxi.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40But it wouldn't start.

0:12:40 > 0:12:45And Mickey John's friend hadn't mended the alternator either.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48So no-one can go to Drumtown to see our panto.

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Now remember, all the world's a stage.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56All the world's a stage.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Well, of course!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00We can't do the panto in Drumtown

0:13:00 > 0:13:04so we'll do it right here, in the garage.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08Right, Mickey John, you go and find Granny Murray and Lisa

0:13:08 > 0:13:11and anyone else you can round up.

0:13:11 > 0:13:15Raymond and I will tell the story of Dick Whittington and his cat

0:13:15 > 0:13:19right here in the Arches Theatre. It's a race against time.

0:13:19 > 0:13:21# I've got to do it I've got to do it

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# I've got to beat the clock before the chime

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# I've got to sort it I've got to sort it

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# I've got to do the job on time

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong

0:13:32 > 0:13:34# I'm going to finish this job before you finish that song

0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Do we think she's going to do it?

0:13:36 > 0:13:40# Do the job that needs to be done

0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Will she know how to fix it?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Will she finish what she has begun?

0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Just as sure as we are friends She will get there in the end

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Because she knows what she should do

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- # I'm going to do it - She's going to do it

0:13:51 > 0:13:54# I'm going to beat the clock before the chime

0:13:54 > 0:13:57- # I'm going to sort it - She's going to sort it

0:13:57 > 0:13:59# I'm going to do the job on time

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong

0:14:02 > 0:14:06# I'm going to finish this job before I finish this song! #

0:14:06 > 0:14:10Ladies and gentlemen, the Arches Theatre Company proudly presents

0:14:10 > 0:14:14Dick Whittington And His Cat.

0:14:14 > 0:14:16- Hurrah!- Hurrah!

0:14:16 > 0:14:21Oh, I'm fed up being just a poor orphan boy with nothing to eat.

0:14:21 > 0:14:24I'm off to London...

0:14:24 > 0:14:27and I'll make my fortune, or my name's not Dick Whittington.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33I could do with a kip.

0:14:33 > 0:14:38Oh, who's this asleep on my doorstep. Poor lad.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Oh!- I'm Alderman Fitzwarren.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Any work going, guv?- Indeed, you can work in the kitchen.

0:14:45 > 0:14:48I'll just call my daughter Alice. Alice!

0:14:51 > 0:14:56Alice, this is Dick. He's going to stay in the spare room.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Night-night!

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Squeak! Squeak!

0:15:03 > 0:15:07Oh! Oh, crumbs! My bedroom's full of rats!

0:15:07 > 0:15:12First thing tomorrow, I'm going to the shops to buy a cat.

0:15:12 > 0:15:15Ah, I'd like a cat, please.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18A pussy cat? That'll be one penny, please.

0:15:18 > 0:15:19Ooh!

0:15:19 > 0:15:22Here, Puss, Puss, Puss!

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Miaow!

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Come on, Puss, let's go.

0:15:28 > 0:15:34Hey, Puss! That ship's sailing to Zanzibar. We can have an adventure.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36All aboard!

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Ha-ha-ha!

0:15:38 > 0:15:41Hello, young man, welcome to Zanzibar.

0:15:41 > 0:15:44Hello, Mush!

0:15:44 > 0:15:48- My land is overrun with rats - look!- Oh.

0:15:48 > 0:15:52I'm the king of the rats, so watch it!

0:15:52 > 0:15:55You don't scare me...or my cat.

0:15:55 > 0:15:56Hop it!

0:15:56 > 0:16:00Ah, a moggy, I'm off!

0:16:00 > 0:16:02Bye, rat face!

0:16:03 > 0:16:06- Will this do?- Oh, thanks. Come on, Puss.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Let's go home and ask Alice to marry me.

0:16:10 > 0:16:11Miaow!

0:16:15 > 0:16:20- Hello, Dick.- Any chance of marrying Alice and living happily ever after?

0:16:20 > 0:16:21I don't see why not.

0:16:21 > 0:16:24Oh, Dick, I'm so happy!

0:16:24 > 0:16:27APPLAUSE

0:16:27 > 0:16:29- We're a hit, darling.- Oh, yes.

0:16:29 > 0:16:32I think Lisa enjoyed it.

0:16:43 > 0:16:44Tina!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Come away in.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Your mum's here, Lisa.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Hello, Lisa!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52- Hello, Mummy.- Oh.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Thank you.- Come here. A big squeezy cuddle!

0:16:55 > 0:16:59Thanks from me too, Granny Murray. I remembered what you said.

0:16:59 > 0:17:03"All the world's a stage." It saved the day.

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Oh, I'm pleased. Come on, you two. Let's get you home.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Come on, Lisa.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Bye-bye, my darlings!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17Looking forward to next time.

0:17:17 > 0:17:19- Me too.- And...raarrrgh! - Raarrrgh!

0:17:19 > 0:17:24- Come on, Lisa, shall we go and talk about our time away?- No, a drive!

0:17:24 > 0:17:29I suppose you'll want me to tell you all about my time too.

0:17:29 > 0:17:32# Well, there was...

0:17:32 > 0:17:34# Cuddling, walking, pushing

0:17:34 > 0:17:36# Dancing, sharing, talking

0:17:36 > 0:17:37# Cooking, drying, cleaning

0:17:37 > 0:17:39# Loving, joking, music things

0:17:39 > 0:17:41# And rushing around

0:17:41 > 0:17:44# Dressing up and sitting down! #

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Ha!

0:17:45 > 0:17:48But what was really special about today?

0:17:48 > 0:17:52Well, Claude was dressed as a pantomime dame

0:17:52 > 0:17:57because we were going to watch Dick Whittington And His Cat.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Raymond and Tina were the stars of the show.

0:18:00 > 0:18:06Later, we sat on the doorstep for ages waiting for Tina's taxi.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Then there was a change of plan.

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Instead of doing the panto in Drumtown,

0:18:11 > 0:18:14Tina and Raymond made a special stage at the garage

0:18:14 > 0:18:18and we watched their panto there. It was really funny!

0:18:18 > 0:18:22Raymond had to keep changing his costumes.

0:18:22 > 0:18:26It was lucky that Tina remembered that all the world's a stage.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28I hope you enjoyed yourself.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Me too!

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Bye-bye, honey pie!

0:18:38 > 0:18:43# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea

0:18:43 > 0:18:48# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me

0:18:48 > 0:18:51# Come on and get on down to the city

0:18:51 > 0:18:53# Where the ferry boat sails are blue

0:18:53 > 0:18:56# Time to call on Granny Murray

0:18:56 > 0:19:00# She'd love to say goodbye to you! #