0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Come on and get on down to the city
0:00:04 > 0:00:07# Where the trains all clatter through
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Hey! Look at that driver driving
0:00:10 > 0:00:12- # I want to ride that train of blue - Me too
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# I'm looking way up high to the windows
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Take a peek for an inside view
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# All these people busy working
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# I want to see what they all do
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Come on, let's weave around the market
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Do you hear the hullabaloo?
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# Everybody's busy selling
0:00:30 > 0:00:33- # I wanna buy me something new - Me too
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Look through the arches under the station
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# Down where the pigeons perch and coo
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Take a taxi ride to the river
0:00:41 > 0:00:44# I wanna drive down the avenue
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Hey, look at those buses gleaming
0:00:47 > 0:00:50# They look so clean and spanking new
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# All lined up to drive around the city
0:00:52 > 0:00:56- # Let me ting that bell - Ding, ding!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Going to ride on round to the school stop
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Where the children hurry through
0:01:00 > 0:01:03# Sit down, the teacher's teaching
0:01:03 > 0:01:07- # I'd love to learn a thing or two- Me too
0:01:07 > 0:01:09# I love to skip in Riverseafingal
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Riverseafingal, by the sea... #
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Seven o'clock.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18# ..Come on and get on down to the city
0:01:18 > 0:01:22- # Where the ferryboat sails are blue - Sails are blue
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Time to call on Granny Murray
0:01:24 > 0:01:29- # She'd love to say hello to you! # - Hello!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Hello, honey pie!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Come away in and see who's at home today!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# Granny Murray's house has two at home to play
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Granny Murray's house is home to? #
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Who's here today?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, we've got Megan and we've got Shaun.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52But don't just sit there, let's get busy!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56PFFFTTT!
0:01:56 > 0:01:57HORN HONKS
0:01:57 > 0:02:01We're being silly today. Do you know why?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04- Why?- Because today is Tell A Joke Day!
0:02:04 > 0:02:08And that's when we play silly tricks, like...
0:02:08 > 0:02:09PFFFTTT!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11..whoopee cushions! And...
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- HONKS HORN - ..clown's horns!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Now, I'll tell you a joke. Are you ready?- Yes!
0:02:17 > 0:02:20I say, I say, I say,
0:02:20 > 0:02:23what do you call a happy hippopotamus?
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- I don't know.- A happypotamus!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- THEY LAUGH - It's silly!
0:02:29 > 0:02:34We've got Megan and we've got Shaun, but someone's missing from home.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Oh! Not any more! Who's coming home to Granny Murray?
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Oh, yes, it's Jack with Rudi.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Hello, there!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Rudi!- Hi, Granny Murray.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51Hello, there! And Jack, well done.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Through we come! - HORN HONKS
0:02:53 > 0:02:57Hey! Oh, wow, sounds like a joke shop in here.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58THEY LAUGH
0:02:58 > 0:03:01We've been practising for Tell A Joke Day.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Wow! I like the sound of that.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06OK, I say, I say, I say,
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- where did the sheep go to get his hair cut?- I don't know.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11The baaaa-rbers.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12Ah, Rudi!
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Why don't you all dress Claude up as a funny man?
0:03:16 > 0:03:19I say, I say, I say, why did the bicycle fall over?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21It was "two tyred"!
0:03:21 > 0:03:27- Oh, I need to sit down after that.- Me too, my tummy aches from laughing.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29THEY LAUGH
0:03:29 > 0:03:34Oh, Rudi, do you want to pull a cracker with me for Tell A Joke Day?
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Oh, yeah, there's always a joke inside a cracker.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39POP!
0:03:39 > 0:03:43- GRANNY MURRAY CLEARS HER THROAT - I say, I say, I say,
0:03:43 > 0:03:47what noise does a cat make in a racing car?
0:03:47 > 0:03:49I don't know.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Meeoowwww!
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- THEY LAUGH - It's silly!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55I'll tell my customers that one.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58You know, my Angus was a proper joker,
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- but sometimes he took it too far. - What do you mean?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Once, he and his big band were playing at a dance
0:04:04 > 0:04:07and he stopped the music and said,
0:04:07 > 0:04:10"Gentles and ladymen,
0:04:10 > 0:04:14"I shall now play for you the Waterfall Symphony."
0:04:15 > 0:04:19Then he took out a hosepipe and soaked everyone!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Some of the dancers were very cross.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25You should always know when it's time to stop.
0:04:25 > 0:04:30I think we should stop chatting and go and check Claude out.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh, erm, Rudi,
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- come and smell Claude's flower.- OK.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39SHE LAUGHS
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I'm soaked through! PFFFTTT!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Jack, you little whoopee-snapper!
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Is that for me? I'll have fun with this at work.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50PFFFT!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Right, see you all later.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Bye-bye!
0:04:58 > 0:05:04Now, remember, always know when it's time to stop.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Thanks, see you later. - Bye, bye, darling,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- I'll be thinking of you.- Me too.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14Will you keep an eye on Rudi and make sure he goes the right way to work?
0:05:18 > 0:05:21No time to walk today, can you tell me a quicker way?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22HORN HONKS Thanks.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry
0:05:26 > 0:05:29# I nee, nee, nee, need to speed to work
0:05:29 > 0:05:32# I take a, take a trip in a taxi
0:05:32 > 0:05:35# I'll be, be, be, be, be, be there quite quick
0:05:35 > 0:05:37# Hurry, hurry, hurry through the streets now
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# Rolling, rolling, rolling down the road
0:05:41 > 0:05:44# Whining, whining, whining drives the speed up
0:05:44 > 0:05:46# Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking slows us down.
0:05:46 > 0:05:49# Rolling, rolling, rolling through the streets now
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# Squeaking, squeaking to a stop
0:05:52 > 0:05:55# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry
0:05:55 > 0:05:58# I nee, nee, nee, need to speed to work! #
0:05:58 > 0:06:00HE PANTS
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Phew! Thanks for that. Now what?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Ah, I need to put on my work clothes.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16All dressed and ready to go.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19I reckon I'm gonna have some fun at work today!
0:06:19 > 0:06:23- Morning, Rudi. - Oh, hello, Mickey John.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27- Have you heard what day it is today? - Yep, Tell A Joke Day!
0:06:27 > 0:06:31I say, I say, I say, what do you get when a cow's got hiccups?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Milkshake! THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:06:34 > 0:06:38How about this one? What do you call a donkey with three legs?
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- A wonkey!- A wonkey!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh, I wish every day was Tell A Joke Day.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48You'll be telling jokes to your customers all day.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51You try and stop me. I can't wait!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Give away a joke with everything you sell.- Where do I get the jokes?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59As it happens, I've got a huge collection of cracker jokes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:03I've saved them up since I was ten. You can put one in every bag.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Back soon.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08PFFTT!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11HE LAUGHS
0:07:11 > 0:07:14Oh, I wonder how my little joker Jack's getting on?
0:07:14 > 0:07:20# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea
0:07:20 > 0:07:25# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me. #
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Oh, now you look like Tina Taxi!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31You put that on, then.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33That's what Raymond wears on the train.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36- BOY COUGHS - Oh, that's a bad cough.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38What else do we have in here?
0:07:38 > 0:07:43That's right. Oh, it's right down to the ground!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46What a lot of silly sausages!
0:07:46 > 0:07:50Is that nice? Do you like it?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51JACK LAUGHS
0:07:51 > 0:07:55Oh, Jack, I wish Dad was here to share the giggle.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Yeah.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59'What are you doing in the market, Daddy?'
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- I'm back, Rudi.- Hello, Mickey John! Did you bring the cracker jokes?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Yep. Listen to this.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12THEY GIGGLE
0:08:12 > 0:08:16What does a farmer use to mend a hole in his trousers?
0:08:16 > 0:08:17I don't know!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- A cabbage patch! - THEY LAUGH
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- I'll put one in every bag. - Okey-dokey.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- I'd better get back to school. See ya!- See ya, Mickey John.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Right, I'd best get down to work.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33# Doo-be doo-be-doo
0:08:33 > 0:08:38# I make it look easy What I doo-be doo-be-do
0:08:38 > 0:08:43# And what I do Is sell to you and you and you
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# All of the veggies for a stew
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# But it's more than meets the eye
0:08:50 > 0:08:53# What I do for you
0:08:53 > 0:08:55# As I buy and buy
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# While you still sleep
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Those fruit and veg to eat
0:09:01 > 0:09:05# And the flowers in the early hours
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# So when wake-up comes
0:09:07 > 0:09:10# It's there for you
0:09:11 > 0:09:15# The market stalls are there to view
0:09:17 > 0:09:22# Oh, the market, the market What a wonderful place
0:09:22 > 0:09:26# The hubbub of people The smiles on each face
0:09:26 > 0:09:31# Oh, the market, the market Come look around
0:09:31 > 0:09:36# The hustle, the bustle The bubbles of sound
0:09:36 > 0:09:40# The colours so chaotic and spilling about
0:09:40 > 0:09:44# The smells all exotic, yeah The market cries out
0:09:44 > 0:09:49# Objects to excite you And draw you near
0:09:49 > 0:09:53# The buying and the selling Cheap or dear
0:09:53 > 0:09:58# The market, the market I just love to be there
0:09:58 > 0:10:02# The market is a wonderful place! Diddly-doo-be-da be-doo-be-da-ba
0:10:02 > 0:10:04# Ba-da-be-doo-be-da doo-be-da-doo. #
0:10:04 > 0:10:08- Hello, Rudi.- Hello, Bobby. Hey, heard any jokes today?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Erm, kind of. Here, hold out your hands.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14OK.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18HE WHIMPERS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Is it real?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Had you fooled. It's a rubber worm but looks like a real one.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27It feels just like a real worm too!
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- Where did you get it?- Kai's got loads from a joke shop,
0:10:31 > 0:10:34and I'm fed up of finding them around the house,
0:10:34 > 0:10:38so I thought you might use them. There's 20 there.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Brilliant, Bobby. I'll find a use for them.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- I'm sure you will. See ya! - See ya later, Bobs!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- PFFTT! - Oops!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50HE LAUGHS Oh, naughty me!
0:10:50 > 0:10:55Rubber worms, eh? I wonder what you're wriggling about doing, Jack?
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Jack leads the way, everybody!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Jack!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Woo-woo!
0:11:10 > 0:11:14- Do you think Dad's having as much fun as us?- Yes.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25I'm gonna play a joke that'll really make Jack laugh when I tell him.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29I'm gonna hide these rubber worms in the fruit and veg.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Worms ahoy!
0:11:42 > 0:11:45- Hi, there, Rudi.- Hello, Doc! What can I get for you?
0:11:45 > 0:11:49- Two juicy apples, please. - Two juicy apples coming right up.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Hey, Doc, I say, I say, I say,
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- what's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?- I don't know.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00- Finding half a maggot!- Oh, very good.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- That's part of Tell A Joke Day, I suppose.- Yep.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06You get a free joke in every bag.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Great, I like a good laugh. - In that case,
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I'll give you an extra bonus joke.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14HE GIGGLES
0:12:15 > 0:12:18There you go, two lovely, juicy apples.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- 50 pence, please.- Thanks, Rudi.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26- Maybe you should check I've given you the right apples.- All right.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Ohh! Oh!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35- There's a worm in the bag. - It's not a real worm, Doc!
0:12:35 > 0:12:37It's a rubber worm. It was a joke.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39HE LAUGHS
0:12:39 > 0:12:41I don't think that's funny.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43What if I'd eaten a bit of rubber worm?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47I would have got an upset tummy. That's a joke too far.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Keep your apples. Goodbye. - But, Doc...
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Oh, what have I done?
0:12:53 > 0:12:58I've been trying to make my customers laugh because it's Tell A Joke Day,
0:12:58 > 0:13:02and I've gone and upset my best customer.
0:13:02 > 0:13:06What will I do? Where did the time go?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09At seven o'clock, I dropped Jack off.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12They made funny noises with a whoopee cushion.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15The children dressed Claude as a funny man.
0:13:15 > 0:13:20Granny Murray told me it was Tell A Joke Day. We had a great giggle.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23At eight o'clock, I got to work and unpacked my stall.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27At nine o'clock, Mickey John and I told jokes.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29I laughed and laughed.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Mickey John had an idea - I could give away a joke to every customer.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37At ten o'clock, Mickey John came back with a bag of jokes
0:13:37 > 0:13:40for me to put into the fruit and veg bags.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43At three o'clock, Bobby played a joke on me.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48She put a worm in my hand, but it was a joke rubber worm.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52She left me a whole bag of rubber worms to have fun with.
0:13:52 > 0:13:56At four o'clock, I put the worms all over my stall as a joke.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00I thought Jack would think it was hilarious.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03But Dr Juno didn't. When I put a worm in her apples,
0:14:03 > 0:14:07she screamed and said she didn't want to buy my apples after all.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12She went off in a huff. I've upset my best customer. What can I do?
0:14:12 > 0:14:16Remember, always know when it's time to stop.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Always know when it's time to stop. That's it!
0:14:19 > 0:14:24I need to find all these rubber worms before I make one joke too many.
0:14:24 > 0:14:31I've got one here, which leaves 19 to find before my next customer arrives.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Right, it's a race against time!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# I've got to do it I've got to do it
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# I've got to beat the clock before the chime
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# I've got to sort it I've got to sort it
0:14:40 > 0:14:44# I've got to do the job on time
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong
0:14:46 > 0:14:49# I'm going to finish this job before I finish this so-o-o-ong
0:14:49 > 0:14:54# Do we think he's going to do it? Do the job that needs to be done?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56# Will he know how to fix it?
0:14:56 > 0:14:59# Will he finish what he has begun?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01# As sure as we are friends, he will get there in the end
0:15:01 > 0:15:04# Because he knows what he should do
0:15:04 > 0:15:06- # I'm gonna do it - He's gonna do it
0:15:06 > 0:15:08# I'm gonna beat the clock before the chime
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- # I'm gonna sort it - He's gonna sort it
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# I'm gonna do the job on time
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong
0:15:16 > 0:15:20# I'm going to finish this job Before I finish this so-o-o-ong. #
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Phew! I managed to find all 20 worms.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26And now they're safely back in the bag.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- Rudi, I'm sorry I flew off the handle like that.- No, Doc,
0:15:31 > 0:15:34it was my fault, I'm really sorry.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- I was just a bit shocked. - You were right.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41We don't want anybody swallowing any rubber worms.
0:15:41 > 0:15:45I know now when a joke's got to stop. And here are two lovely, juicy apples
0:15:45 > 0:15:49absolutely free and absolutely free of worms.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Thank you, Rudi. See you later. - See ya later, Doc.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54HE CHUCKLES
0:15:54 > 0:15:58Oh, I wonder if Jack's got a smile on his face now.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Let's play a game of Jelly-giggle!
0:16:04 > 0:16:06- Do you want to?- Yes.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10We have to eat our jelly, and look into each other's eyes,
0:16:10 > 0:16:12but we mustn't laugh.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14- Are we ready?- Yes.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Serious face. No laughing.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Go!
0:16:23 > 0:16:24SHE GIGGLES
0:16:24 > 0:16:28- JACK LAUGHS - You're too funny, Jack. Honestly!
0:16:28 > 0:16:33I bet Dad wishes he was here playing Jelly-giggle. It's all wobbly!
0:16:33 > 0:16:35'I want to be with you, Daddy.'
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Rudi, come away through!
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Someone to see you, Jack.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- Daddy!- Hey, give us a cuddle.
0:16:53 > 0:16:57- Sounds like you've had a great time. - Yep.- We sure did.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Say thanks to Granny Murray. - Thanks, Granny Murray!
0:17:00 > 0:17:02It's a pleasure, my angel.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07Thanks from me, too, Granny Murray. I remembered what you said -
0:17:07 > 0:17:11- always know when to stop. It saved the day.- Thanks, Rudi.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Right, come on, you two, you'd better be off.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Come on, mate. There you go.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23Bye, my darlings, I'm looking forward to next time.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Me too. Come on, Jack! Let's talk about our time away.
0:17:26 > 0:17:31I suppose you want me to tell you all about my time too.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Well, there was
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# Waving, greeting, hello, meeting
0:17:35 > 0:17:37# Bye-bye, closing, waking, dozing
0:17:37 > 0:17:38# Eating, sleeping, fetching, sketching
0:17:38 > 0:17:40# Painting, stretching, glueing, chewing
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# Sticking up and wiping round
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# Dressing up and sitting down. #
0:17:45 > 0:17:47SHE PUFFS
0:17:47 > 0:17:50But what was really special about today?
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Well, Claude was dressed as a funny man
0:17:55 > 0:17:59because today was Tell A Joke Day.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03The children told some brilliant jokes and made funny noises.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Rudi told me some jokes as well.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Then we dressed up in silly clothes.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12We mixed them all up, we looked hilarious.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15And when we went to the park, we had more fun.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18We tried to see who could do the silliest walk.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22Back at home, Jack and I had bowls of jelly,
0:18:22 > 0:18:27so we played Jelly-giggle. It was impossible to keep a straight face.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Later, Rudi said he remembered about when it was time to stop.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35So everything had a happy ending.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38Come closer if you want to smell my flower.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Did I squirt you?
0:18:41 > 0:18:44I hope you enjoyed yourself. Me too.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Bye-bye, honey pie.
0:18:47 > 0:18:51# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal by the sea
0:18:51 > 0:18:56# I love to skip in Riverseafingal Riverseafingal, that's for me. #
0:18:56 > 0:18:59# Come on and get on down to the city
0:18:59 > 0:19:02- # Where the ferryboat sails are blue - Sails are blue
0:19:02 > 0:19:04# Time to call on Granny Murray
0:19:04 > 0:19:10# She'd love to say goodbye to you! #