Mike the Knight and the Court Jester

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03TRUMPETS

0:00:03 > 0:00:06# Mike the Knight He's a brave young hero

0:00:06 > 0:00:08# Be a knight, do it right

0:00:08 > 0:00:12# He's a training knight But does he show fear? No!

0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Be a knight, do it right

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# There'll be trouble Double trouble

0:00:17 > 0:00:21# But you know it's going to be all right

0:00:21 > 0:00:25# Cos every day is an adventure for Mike the Knight

0:00:28 > 0:00:31# Be a knight, do it right... #

0:00:32 > 0:00:34HE WHISTLES

0:00:34 > 0:00:37# ..Be a knight, do it right

0:00:37 > 0:00:40# With Mike the Knight! #

0:00:47 > 0:00:50LAUGHTER

0:00:50 > 0:00:54# When your friends laugh it's a wonderful thing

0:00:54 > 0:00:57# To make them chuckle giggle and grin

0:00:57 > 0:00:59# Pull a funny face or put on a show

0:00:59 > 0:01:04# And you'll hear laughter wherever you go. #

0:01:04 > 0:01:09- That face is so funny, Sparkie! - What are you two doing?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13We're playing Who Can Make The Funniest Face, Mike.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17- Your turn, Squirt.- Ooh. OK.

0:01:17 > 0:01:21Der, der, der, der, do-do, do, do. Der, der, der, der!

0:01:21 > 0:01:23LAUGHTER

0:01:23 > 0:01:26That's a really funny face, Squirt.

0:01:26 > 0:01:30Much funnier than mine, and I love your funny dance, too.

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I wonder if there's anything

0:01:33 > 0:01:36in my Big Book For Little Knights In Training

0:01:36 > 0:01:39about making people laugh? Oh! Wow!

0:01:39 > 0:01:44- He looks funny, Mike! - He's a court jester.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Every knight's castle should have one

0:01:46 > 0:01:51- because they fill the castle with laughter.- Just like Squirt does.

0:01:51 > 0:01:56- The whole castle?! - Yes. Wouldn't it be great? Oh!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58By the king's crown, that's it!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02I'm Mike the Knight

0:02:02 > 0:02:06and my mission is to make sure everyone in the castle laughs.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Mike the Knight!

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Oh!- Mike the Knight!

0:02:21 > 0:02:23HE LAUGHS

0:02:23 > 0:02:25Whoo-hoo!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Yeah-hey!

0:02:37 > 0:02:40Mike the Knight!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45A horn?! I wonder how that'll help make everyone laugh?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48HORN BLOWS

0:02:48 > 0:02:53It is kind of a funny noise, but it probably won't make everyone laugh.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55Don't worry, I won't need my sword.

0:02:55 > 0:02:59I know who'll make everyone laugh - the perfect court jester.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02- Really?! Who?- You, Squirt,

0:03:02 > 0:03:07and now you've even got a hat, just like the court jester in my book.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08Me?! Oh!

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Er, well, I do like making funny faces. Do, do-do, do!

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Yes, and you can do that funny dance, too.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20Oh, Mike. The court jester in your book was on a stage, remember?

0:03:20 > 0:03:24You're right, Sparkie. So I'll make a stage for Squirt,

0:03:24 > 0:03:28then everyone can see him every day and they'll all laugh.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- A stage?- Yes, Squirt.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34It won't take me long. I'll just go and get what I need.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37You stay here and practise your funny moves.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40I don't think I can remember them.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Don't worry, Squirt, I'll help you.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Are you OK, Squirt?

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Sparkie, I don't want to let Mike down,

0:03:53 > 0:03:56but I can't be funny all of the time.

0:03:56 > 0:04:01Well, just tell Mike how you feel. I'm sure he'll understand.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04Wait! Ooh, I've had an idea.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'm going to find someone else to be court jester.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10Someone even funnier. Will you help?

0:04:10 > 0:04:15Of course, Squirt, but who could be funnier than you?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17FROG CROAKS

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- BOTH:- Mr Cuddles!

0:04:20 > 0:04:23Hey! Mr Cuddles!

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Can we see how funny you are?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30HE CROAKS

0:04:30 > 0:04:34Oh, yes! Here, try this court jester's hat on.

0:04:34 > 0:04:36HE CROAKS

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Look, Sparkie. That's funny!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43SPARKIE LAUGHS

0:04:43 > 0:04:48It is, but show me that funny face and dance of yours again, Squirt.

0:04:48 > 0:04:53Oh, er, OK. Da, da, da, da, do, do-do, do.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55LAUGHTER

0:04:55 > 0:05:00Mr Cuddles is funny, Squirt, but not as funny as you.

0:05:00 > 0:05:01I suppose.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09But that means I still have to be court jester,

0:05:09 > 0:05:12unless I can find someone else.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hm... Wait!

0:05:14 > 0:05:19I know - the trolls. I'm sure they can be funnier than I am.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Hi, Ma and Pa Troll.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- Hello, Sparkie. Hello, Squirt. - Hi, Ma and Pa Troll.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35I'm looking for someone who can be really funny.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37BOTH: Ooh!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Ooh, Pa! Troll turnip dance.

0:05:40 > 0:05:45Yes! Troll turnip dance very funny.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47HE LAUGHS

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- A turnip dance?!- Oh, yes!

0:05:50 > 0:05:55A troll turnip dance is bound to be funny, Sparkie.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57See?

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Pa Troll looks pretty funny already.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02THEY LAUGH

0:06:02 > 0:06:06- Ready, Pa?- Ready, Ma.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09# Troll turnip dance Troll turnip dance

0:06:09 > 0:06:13# Troll turnip dance Troll turnip dance... #

0:06:13 > 0:06:17Oh, see, Sparkie? That is definitely funny!

0:06:18 > 0:06:21You're right, Squirt, it is,

0:06:21 > 0:06:25but I just want to see you do your funny dance

0:06:25 > 0:06:28- and pull your funny face again. - Erm, OK.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31Da, da, da, da, ba, ba-ba, ba.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33LAUGHTER

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Squirt's so funny!

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Da, da-da, da!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Oh, dear, oh, dear!

0:06:41 > 0:06:46I knew it! Ma and Pa Troll's turnip dance is funny,

0:06:46 > 0:06:48but not as funny as you, Squirt.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54SHE LAUGHS

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Squirt make trolls laugh!

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Yes. Squirt very funny!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02BOTH: Bye!

0:07:03 > 0:07:07- There you are, Squirt.- Oh!

0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh! Now what'll I do?

0:07:11 > 0:07:15Look - Gargoyle. He's really funny.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I'm going to wake him up.

0:07:17 > 0:07:22Squirt, wait! He can cause a lot of trouble, too.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:28HE LAUGHS

0:07:30 > 0:07:32He won't be any trouble.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36If he's the court jester,

0:07:36 > 0:07:40everyone in the castle will laugh, and Mike will finish his mission.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Maybe.

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I've got a bad feeling about this.

0:07:51 > 0:07:55Now that looks perfect for a court jester.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00HE LAUGHS

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Shh!

0:08:02 > 0:08:06- Well, this is all very mysterious. - What's going to happen, Mike?

0:08:06 > 0:08:08I read all about court jesters

0:08:08 > 0:08:11in my Big Book For Little Knights In Training

0:08:11 > 0:08:15and now Glendragon has its very own court jester.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Who's that?- You'll see.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23It's time to make everyone laugh, Gargoyle.

0:08:26 > 0:08:29HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:08:29 > 0:08:31What?! That's not Squirt!

0:08:34 > 0:08:37Oh, dear! Oh!

0:08:37 > 0:08:39GARGOYLE BELCHES

0:08:42 > 0:08:45HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER CONTINUES

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Look out, Mum!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Ooh! Ooh!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54Er, Gargoyle!

0:08:54 > 0:08:59I don't think everyone in the castle is laughing, Squirt.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03No, only Gargoyle is.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06Oh, I haven't helped Mike with his mission at all.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Gargoyle, stop that.- Come here!

0:09:09 > 0:09:12If only I'd done what you said, Sparkie,

0:09:12 > 0:09:16and just told Mike I didn't want to be court jester.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20It's time for me to do it right

0:09:20 > 0:09:23but, first, I've got to stop Gargoyle.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34Da, da-da, da, da, da-da, da, da, da, da!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Mike, can I borrow your sword, please?

0:09:37 > 0:09:40If you think it will help, Squirt.

0:09:45 > 0:09:48HORN BLOWS

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Everyone, watch this.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Da, da-da, da, do, do-do, do.

0:09:54 > 0:09:55HORN BLOWS

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Da, da-da, da, do, do-do, do.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER

0:10:00 > 0:10:03HORN BLOWS

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Everyone in the castle's laughing, Mike.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09That means you've finished your mission.

0:10:09 > 0:10:13You're right, Sparkie, I have! And look.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16That's it, Gargoyle. Copy me.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18# La, la, la-la la. #

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Oh! Oh.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- Ta-dah!- Well done, Squirt,

0:10:32 > 0:10:35but why didn't you do the show in the first place?

0:10:35 > 0:10:39Oh, it's just, I don't really want to be court jester.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Not all the time.

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Squirt, you should've just told me.

0:10:44 > 0:10:48I'd never make you do something you don't want to.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52I know that now, Mike. Thanks, and you're funny, too.

0:10:52 > 0:10:57And so is Sparkie, and Evie really makes me laugh.

0:10:57 > 0:11:01You're right, Squirt. Everyone can be funny.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- So we can all take turns to be court jester.- That'd be fun.

0:11:04 > 0:11:09Oh, thanks, everyone. Come on, let's get on the stage.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13LAUGHTER

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Ooh!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21# If there's something you don't want to do

0:11:21 > 0:11:24# Don't keep it inside or you'll feel blue... #

0:11:24 > 0:11:26LAUGHTER

0:11:26 > 0:11:29# ..Just say how you feel and it's out and done

0:11:29 > 0:11:34# And you'll stop feeling bad and start having fun! #

0:11:34 > 0:11:37LAUGHTER

0:11:37 > 0:11:40He-he, he-he, hee!

0:11:41 > 0:11:43# Be a knight, do it right

0:11:43 > 0:11:46# You can be a hero too

0:11:46 > 0:11:48# Never rest on a quest

0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Do the best that you can do

0:11:50 > 0:11:54# There'll be trouble, double trouble But it's gonna be all right

0:11:54 > 0:11:59# Every day is an adventure for Mike the Knight. #