0:00:04 > 0:00:06I know. Creepy, right?
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Only the twisted mind of my sister would find that Christmassy.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13I'm so psyched! Dad's sent us all chocolate reindeer.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15He even sent Craig one,
0:00:15 > 0:00:16which is going a bit far.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Craig's put his up there.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21He thinks I can't get it.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Unfortunately, he's right.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Hands off my reindeer!
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Right, telly.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32I've circled the Crimbo shows that I'm going to watch.
0:00:32 > 0:00:35"Die Hard 6: Die Even More Hardest,
0:00:35 > 0:00:37"Terminator 7: Punching Day."
0:00:37 > 0:00:39They're all so fighty.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Oh, The Little Snowman! Oh, do you like that? I love that one!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44It's a mistake!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I meant...
0:00:46 > 0:00:47that one.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49"The Hungry Dead 4: Brain Buffet."
0:00:49 > 0:00:50How festive(!)
0:00:50 > 0:00:52What if we want something else?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Then, tough.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56See?
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Circled.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32By the way, Holly was asking about you.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Who?
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Holly.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Yeah, not bothered.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40PHONE RINGS
0:01:43 > 0:01:44It's her!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48I switched our numbers round!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Told you, twisted mind.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54Clever though.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Holly?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59What's that? Speak up, yeah?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01I'm on stage at the moment doing my DJ set.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05What's that?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Turn around?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Yeah, yeah, sure, babe.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Oh, Craigy!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Right, you're dead!
0:02:14 > 0:02:15NO!
0:02:15 > 0:02:21- You can't have the phone! - Just give me the...!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Why does Christmas shopping hurt so much more than regular shopping?
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Stop, stop, stop! - Your phone is toast!- No!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Craig, Craig, what are you doing?
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Getting some hot, buttered revenge.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Just give it back.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Nice one, son.
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Come on! Let's all get in the Christmas spirit, please!
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Of peace and goodwill
0:02:40 > 0:02:42and chocolate greed!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Who wants to finish decorating the house?- Good idea.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48What about...some HOLLY?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Mm, bet you like HOLLY, don't you, Craig?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Hey, cheer up, son, it's the holidays.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- And we all know you love the HOLLY Days!- Nice one!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, I just nailed my shopping.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03- How are you two getting on with yours?- Got you a wicked present.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04You'll never guess!
0:03:04 > 0:03:05And Dad.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- And?- And her.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08And?
0:03:08 > 0:03:13Wait, we're not meant to be getting them stuff, are we?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Bet Craig hasn't got us anything.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Yeah. Right. As if.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh. It'd be nice though.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Right... Who wants to help me with the washing up?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Craig will, won't you, mate?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Craig? You're kidding, right?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34See? He never helps with anything.
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Millie, help Mum.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Is it Christmas yet?
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Cos I'm not coming out till it is.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Good. But can't you make your tent on your own bed?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49But our bags are on my bed.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Oh!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Is it Christmas yet?
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Oi!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04It's not fair. Me and Jake have to share a room.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06So do a lot of kids. Duck!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Not with two other girls! There's nowhere to put our stuff.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Oh, it's not that bad. Ow!- See?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Look, it's fine!
0:04:13 > 0:04:17I've even worked furniture obstacles into my routine. Watch this.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Agh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:21I meant to do that
0:04:21 > 0:04:24It's our second Christmas here and we're still living out of our bags.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26Not Jake - he's living out of a tent.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31Look, Tony will get a bigger place some day.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Let's ask him now.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ah, you have to be a bit clever about it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Make him think it's his idea.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38We need to give him a nudge.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40A nudge, eh?
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- What kind of a nudge?- Well...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Oh. It's a bad case of the Man Shop Drop.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Please, don't make me go back out there. I've served my time.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53- I won't go, I won't! - Have you seen my shopping?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I see shopping every time I close my eyes.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Oh, you're such a drama queen.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yeah, sorry. Hey, really looking forward to Christmas though.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Feels like we're going to be a proper family.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Ah. It does. Give or take the odd toasted phone.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I left it in the utility room.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Your phone?- No, my shopping. But it's not there now.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Ah, the girls are probably rooting through it as we speak!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19I was joking.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24- Are you peeping at your presents? - What? No!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Hands up, where I can see them.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Now, presents where I can see them.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30- What presents?- Hm.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Have you seen my bag, Craig?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Erm, no.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45It was out there, by the recycling?
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, I...
0:05:47 > 0:05:48I put out all the recycling...
0:05:48 > 0:05:51and the rubbish.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54So, it's... It's not true I never help out, is it?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55What, you put it all out?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56Yeah, but not my bag?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59- Yeah, I was just being helpful. - Are you serious?
0:05:59 > 0:06:00Well, it's not a problem.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02The binmen haven't even been...
0:06:02 > 0:06:03BIN LORRY BEEPS OUTSIDE
0:06:03 > 0:06:04..yet.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- FRONT DOOR SLAMS - Aar-gg-hh!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14I'm...guessing you didn't catch them, then?
0:06:14 > 0:06:15It's too late - it's gone!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, great time to be Mr Helpful!
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Hang on, Sharon, how was he meant to know?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Yeah! Who leaves a bag of Christmas presents right next to the bin?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Wait. How do you know what was in it?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Mum just said it was a bag.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I could...see, couldn't I?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Well, why did you put it out, then?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38It was...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40It was payback.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- It was what?- It's not funny!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yeah, it is.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Isn't it, Dad?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46What were you thinking?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48You're obsessed with getting your own back,
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- but that was well out of order.- Easy.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53You know, I do my best to see your good side,
0:06:53 > 0:06:56but I'm ashamed of you right now.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57Now apologise.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00Sorry.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04At least I cleaned up.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06No, you didn't.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08You messed up.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Ouch!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Never seen Mike like that before.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27Hi, mate. Erm...
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Sorry for losing my temper back then.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30My bad.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I don't mind. You can lose it all you like.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Just...
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Just not in front of them.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Them?
0:07:39 > 0:07:43There's no "them". We're all one big family now.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Are we?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You know, they didn't even get us presents?
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Yeah, but that's just, I mean...
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Well, you're not bothered about presents anyways.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52No, but you know what they say,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54"It's the thought that counts."
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Where are you going?
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- To Mum's.- What for?
0:08:04 > 0:08:05For Christmas.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yeah. Somewhere I won't get pranked and shouted at.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13It's no biggie.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17You're better off without me
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Don't say that.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21It's a biggie for me.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Here.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27They're for the girls.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41# Ding dong merrily on high In heav'n the bells are ringing
0:08:41 > 0:08:44# Ding dong verrily the sky, Is ridd'n with angles singing... #
0:08:44 > 0:08:45OK, nudge time!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47We need to gain control of his mind.
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Shouldn't take too long.
0:08:48 > 0:08:52Then implant an irresistible urge for a bigger place!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Babe, I was thinking,
0:08:56 > 0:08:59why don't we have a Christmas party?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02I dunno. Parties aren't really my thing.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03You love a good party!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Going to them, aye, it's just giving them I'm not so keen on.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Can we please? I could do crowd surfing!
0:09:08 > 0:09:10And I could take a selfie!
0:09:11 > 0:09:14Don't worry, we'll take care of everything.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16You just relax and enjoy.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Ah, why not, eh? It's Christmas!
0:09:20 > 0:09:23As long as you think we've got enough friends to fill the place.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I think we'll just manage.
0:09:31 > 0:09:32It's Christmas Eve!
0:09:32 > 0:09:37We are in our onesies and it's going to be the best Christmas ever!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Hey!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40No, won't complain.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43So much easier without Craig in my face.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Now I can choose what we're going to watch!
0:09:45 > 0:09:50I love Christmas Eve. We're all in, everyone's snuggly-wuggly
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- and tomorrow will be perfect.- Yeah.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54And you can move back.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Wait, what do you mean?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Oh, into your old room. I packed your bag.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01But this is half my room.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03When Craig was here, yeah.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05But now that he is gone, the room fairy appears and, BING,
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I get my old room back.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10But my room's Craig's, now, with his minging trainers
0:10:10 > 0:10:11and mouldy cereal bowls.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Did you not hear me? He's gone!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16No more annoying rap, no more worrying smells
0:10:16 > 0:10:18and no more fighting!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Is this what no more fighting looks like?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23I might have guessed this would happen. You've had trouble sharing
0:10:23 > 0:10:24- since pre-school.- No, I haven't!
0:10:24 > 0:10:27What about when Amy Ford lost your special blanky?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29I loved Belinda Blanky!
0:10:29 > 0:10:32So, get over it! And, no, I am not going!
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Yes, you are! Stop that! - How about you move out, then?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Out of my own room?! Have you literally lost your mind?!
0:10:39 > 0:10:43There is no way that I am moving out of my own room on Christmas Eve!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Yeah.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Best Christmas ever(!)
0:10:53 > 0:10:57You've been on that same sprout the last ten minutes.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Think it's peeled?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, why don't you just call him?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03- Who?- Craig!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Nah, no, that's not cool.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07He's made his decision - I need to respect that.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08It's no biggie.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10PHONE RINGS
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Is it him? What did he say?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16"All gd C."
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Well, that's "gd".
0:11:19 > 0:11:22I am going to need you to cheer up just a little bit.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yeah, you're right. Smile on through.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36This is stupid.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I don't want to sleep in Craig's cave.
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Oh, no! Please, no!
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oh! It's no good, it's too big.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52I'll have to cut the top off.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Or we could drill a hole in the ceiling!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Ah! It's too late, they're here!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Right!
0:11:57 > 0:12:02Who is ready to party?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03HE LAUGHS
0:12:06 > 0:12:09All cosy in your nice new roomy-room?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I had to disinfect my foot!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Mmm. Craig's choccy reindeer.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- He put it out of my reach. - Well, what are big sister's for?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17Good question.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22What are you actually doing?
0:12:22 > 0:12:23Eating it. Want some?
0:12:23 > 0:12:26When he comes back, you are so dead.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29What do you not get about him?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31He's not coming back, he hates it here.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33It's still wrong. Just put it back.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Who are you, the voice of my conscience?
0:12:35 > 0:12:37How do you know what that sounds like?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Well, I am saving yours for Craig.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46What part of "he's gone" don't you understand? Give it back!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Now, look what you made me do!
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Serves you right, greedy guts.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Fine. I'm taking yours then.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Lauren!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- Stop it!- Give me mine back, then!
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Lauren!
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Mum, Lauren stole my reindeer!
0:12:58 > 0:12:59Only cos she stole mine!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Girls!
0:13:01 > 0:13:02What is your problem?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Your face.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Girls, that is not very Christmassy of you!
0:13:06 > 0:13:08What's gotten into you two?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Right, reindeers, now.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Oh, right, there you are. Erm, who's up for a game of charades?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh, me! Yay!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Come on, let's get this party started.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23MUSIC: Celebration by Kool And The Gang
0:13:23 > 0:13:26He wants to do the selfie.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- ALL:- Selfie! Selfie! Selfie! Selfie!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Good one, Jake, yeah!
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Oh, I hope Tony's OK.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45He's loving it!
0:13:45 > 0:13:48He must think the flat's small by now.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Someone should start the dancing. Come on!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Mum, wait. Stop. Seriously, stop!
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Oh, embarrassing parent alert!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Charades - brings families together!
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Bagsie not being on her team.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Good, cos I don't want you.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Right, well, I'll play with Lauren. Here, you go first.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11You're happy.
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Delirious?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14- Joy?- Yeah!
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Joy...
0:14:15 > 0:14:16- Joy To The World?- Yes!
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- Two minutes - that's woeful. - Yeah, like you could do better.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22- Yeah.- Come on.
0:14:23 > 0:14:24What the...?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- ALL:- Five words.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Craig! Craig! Mate! Ah, good to see you pal!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56I knew it'd be too quiet at your mum's!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- Come on in, we're playing games!- Nah.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00You're all right. I...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02I just came to get a few things, actually.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04What for?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I might stay on at Mum's.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11- Well, seeing as how Millie's taken over my room and all.- But...
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Well, for how long?
0:15:15 > 0:15:17I don't know.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21See how things go, yeah?
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Happy Christmas, son.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- See ya.- Night.- Cheers.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Phew. Oh...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37What a party, eh?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40We were packed in like clowns in a Mini.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43SHE LAUGHS
0:15:43 > 0:15:46And, you know, it's got me thinking about something.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Oh, yeah? What's that?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Well, I was wondering if, maybe, we have...
0:15:53 > 0:15:54too many friends.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Mum, do you think we fight more when Craig's not here?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Well, I think getting at him
0:16:05 > 0:16:08does help you two stop teasing each other.
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- Do you think he'll come back? - Yeah! Of course he'll come back.
0:16:12 > 0:16:16He probably just needed a little break from us, that's all.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19You know, I can't wait for Christmas.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21I'm probably never going to get to sleep.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24You say that every year.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25Night.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Night, Mum.
0:16:49 > 0:16:50SCRAPING
0:16:53 > 0:16:54HEAVY FOOTSTEPS
0:16:55 > 0:16:57A BANG
0:17:00 > 0:17:01CREAKING
0:17:03 > 0:17:06What was that?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15THUMPING AND BANGING
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Oh! Oh!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Are you OK?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Oh, yeah, sorry, just...
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Just fell off the roof...again.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Satellite dishes - bane of my life.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Who are you?
0:17:33 > 0:17:36Well, I think we can rule out the Easter Bunny.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37May I?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Oh! Oh, I like what you've done with the place.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Yeah, very nice.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48I only get to see it once a year, of course.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Ow!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Sorry! So, you're really...
0:17:52 > 0:17:54real?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56I think so. What about you?
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Right, three presents, isn't it?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Two girls, one boy.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Actually, he's gone to his mum's.
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Oh, yes. That's right. Last minute job.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09You lot keep me on my toes, don't you?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11Got any presents you want me to take over to him for you?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Oh, we didn't...
0:18:13 > 0:18:17I mean, he didn't get us anything, so...
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Oh, didn't he?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20What are those then?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27"To Millie...
0:18:27 > 0:18:28"from The Craigster."
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I'll let you into a secret, Millie.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Presents aren't what matter.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39But you're, like, Mr Presents.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42Look, I'll spare you half a minute.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Where's my mince pie? - Mum doesn't put them out any...
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Oh. Bless your mum.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49She never forgets.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Mm-mm! Oh!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Paul Hollywood, eat your heart out!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Do you want my satsuma? They give me wind.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01So...why did he leave?
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Craig?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04He had a fight with his dad.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- Nothing to do with you then?- No.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Do you know what you could get him
0:19:09 > 0:19:10that he'd really like?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13A moped?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15He'd like to be part of your family.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16You're joking!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18He says we're a waste of good oxygen.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Ho, ho, ho!
0:19:20 > 0:19:22He really does that!
0:19:22 > 0:19:25You don't have to get along with him all the time.
0:19:25 > 0:19:26That's good.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Just accept that...
0:19:27 > 0:19:29he belongs here.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33I guess, if I can do it with Lauren then I can do it with anyone.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36But isn't it too late?
0:19:36 > 0:19:39Late?! Oh, oh! I am so behind!
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I've got the whole of France to do.
0:19:42 > 0:19:46Oh, erm, one more thing before I go.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49You should take a look in Craig's wardrobe.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57That was weird.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Wait. Did I talk to...?
0:20:00 > 0:20:02No. I can't have, can I?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10It's Christmas!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Lauren!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18- Leave me alone.- But it's Christmas!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Stocking! Hand it over!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24- Merry Christmas!- Merry Christmas!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Chilli sweets! One in ten blows your head off!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Right. Three, two, one...
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- I'm fine.- I'm fine.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40I'm not fine! Hot!
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Hot!
0:20:43 > 0:20:44Listen...
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I had a deep chat with Santa last night
0:20:46 > 0:20:48and he says we need to get Craig back.
0:20:50 > 0:20:51If this is about that reindeer...
0:20:51 > 0:20:53He's not what you expect.
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Craig?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Santa. He's quite...banter-y.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Banta Claus!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00This is all a dream, yeah?
0:21:00 > 0:21:02No!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Yes... I dunno.
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Anyway, Craig. It's kind of your fault that he left.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07My fault?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09You know, your Holly prank?
0:21:09 > 0:21:10You loved that!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12You're just sick that you didn't come up with it.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15OK, both of us. But it's good having him around.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Stops you picking on me.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18I don't pick on you, you little...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21We've got to get him back. SHE SIGHS
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Give me three good reasons why.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- He makes great toast. - So does a toaster.
0:21:26 > 0:21:27He has some pretty hot friends.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Dan Taylor. OK, true.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31That's one.
0:21:31 > 0:21:35And if he doesn't come back, what's Mike going to do?
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I didn't think of that. OK, that's two.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41But that's still not enough.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42What else have you got?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Come on.
0:21:45 > 0:21:46Come on!
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Ah, no way, from Craig. - He did get us something.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57- And we said he wouldn't. - Cos we didn't.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Anyway, presents don't matter.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Are you feeling OK?! Cos that's crazy talk!
0:22:01 > 0:22:05We made him feel like he doesn't belong and he does.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07A Craig is for Christmas.
0:22:07 > 0:22:11OK, three. Can't believe I'm saying this, but you're right.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13We can get Craig back?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15But how?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I've got a plan.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- Morning! - ALL:- Happy Christmas!
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Who's up for a Crimble fry up?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Oh, me!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Shame Craig's not here though.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Yeah, he makes such great toast.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Well, who needs toast when you've got...cinnamon buns?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Oh, Mum, you're an absolute star!
0:22:35 > 0:22:37- We should save some for Craig though.- Yeah.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40I wonder what Craig's doing right now?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Well, wherever he is, I hope he's having a nice time.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43He's at his mum's.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Arg!
0:22:45 > 0:22:49I'm sorry, but I really need to be with my son today.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50Sorry.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54What on earth was all that about?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Couldn't you see you were upsetting Mike?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Great, now look!
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Don't worry, Mum.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02It's all part of my plan to get him back.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Well, this better be good.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Now, Mike'll go out and fetch Craig and bring him back here!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Then we can make a big fuss of him and make him stay,
0:23:09 > 0:23:12although we still haven't got him a present.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Don't worry, Santa will provide!
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Merry Christmas!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Merry Christmas!- Happy Christmas.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Wow! You've done well.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27And in this tiny kitchen, too!
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Well, this place feels bigger now all those people have gone.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Yeah...even though it isn't.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Is it Christmas yet?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- BOTH: No! - Oh...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38- Yes!- It is, actually, aye!- Yeah!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40ALL: Merry Christmas!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- PHONE RINGS - It's Mike!
0:23:42 > 0:23:43Finally! When are they coming home?
0:23:43 > 0:23:46"Taking Craig out to eat. Go ahead without us.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49"Kiss, kiss, M." Great(!)
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Now Mike's gone as well.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53- That wasn't the plan! - This is a total disaster!
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Wait.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57How many places around here are open on Christmas Day?
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Lauren?- On it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01What are we going to do? Go to all of them?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Exactly!
0:24:05 > 0:24:07We've been to five places.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08That's all the open ones, I think.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Are you sure? Check again.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Turkey dippers - could be a winner.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Look, I know I'm supposed to back off, play it cool,
0:24:20 > 0:24:22if you love something, let it go, but...
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I miss you, mate.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I want you back!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Yeah, but...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30They don't, do they?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32The girls? Yeah, they do.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34They won't stop going on about you.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Yeah, I bet(!)
0:24:41 > 0:24:42There they are.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- We've been looking for you all over! Hi.- Hi.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Thanks for our presents!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53No worries. Listen, I'm going to...
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Craig...
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Don't you want to see what we got you?
0:24:59 > 0:25:00What's in there?
0:25:00 > 0:25:01All the rest of my stuff?
0:25:11 > 0:25:13It's my shopping!
0:25:13 > 0:25:15But the bin men took it.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's a Christmas miracle!
0:25:17 > 0:25:18No.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20I found it in the back of Craig's wardrobe.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22It was just a prank.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25We all jumped down his throat before he could explain.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Wow. Serious prankage respect.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30We're sorry.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32We want you back.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33It's boring without you.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I've only got Millie to wind up and she's no challenge.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Urgh, nor is she!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Craig, come home.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I'll only come home on one condition.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49- That you move out...- What?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52..of my room...and pronto.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55OK. That was her idea anyway.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57I didn't want your smelly old room.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01I've left all your mouldy cereal bowls just the way you like them.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02So, that's settled.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Let's go home, eh?
0:26:11 > 0:26:12Millie?
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Santa?
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Yup!
0:26:17 > 0:26:19You found the shopping bag, then?
0:26:19 > 0:26:21It was just where you said it'd be.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23You get round France OK?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I thought I'd finished early!
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Jokes!
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- Happy Christmas!- Happy Christmas!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Surprisingly good, this turkey ice cream!
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Who was that guy?
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Well, I think we can rule out the Tooth Fairy!
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Ah. Now we can do Christmas properly.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47I can practically smell it.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49The tree, the presents,
0:26:49 > 0:26:50the...smoke.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Smoke?
0:26:52 > 0:26:53Oh!
0:26:57 > 0:27:02I burnt lunch! I never burn lunch!
0:27:02 > 0:27:03All right, well, maybe I did.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04PHONE RINGS
0:27:04 > 0:27:07Hi, Dad! Happy Christmas.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Erm, Sharon's burnt Christmas lunch.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Can I invite them over here to eat
0:27:15 > 0:27:18and maybe just gloat a wee, tiny bit?
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Yeah, why not? It's Christmas, eh?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23And, apparently, we live in the TARDIS.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Mills? What about this for an idea?
0:27:27 > 0:27:31- Happy Christmas!- Hello!- Come in.- Hi! Come on in!- Thank you so much.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33..good for the potatoes.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39There's plenty more, so don't worry.
0:27:39 > 0:27:40This is this is good.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42I'm impressed, Tony!
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- Thanks!- Mm, really nice.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48So, erm, have you and Tony ever considered getting a bigger place?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Oh, I haven't really thought about it.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52Oh, aye, we'll need somewhere roomier soon.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I mean, this flat was just a stop-gap anyway.
0:27:57 > 0:28:01- PHONE RINGS - Oh, Lauren, it's Christmas!
0:28:01 > 0:28:03No, it's not, Mum. It's Dan Taylor!
0:28:03 > 0:28:06Hi!
0:28:06 > 0:28:07Hi! Excuse me, move!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12Erm, hey, Lauren.
0:28:12 > 0:28:15It's... it's Dan here.
0:28:15 > 0:28:16You all right, babe?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18So, there we go.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20And maybe it wasn't the perfect Christmas,
0:28:20 > 0:28:22but it did have its moments.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23I met Santa!
0:28:23 > 0:28:25And it was a bit touch and go,
0:28:25 > 0:28:27but now Craig's back home.
0:28:27 > 0:28:29I don't think Lauren minds too much.
0:28:29 > 0:28:33Right, you're dead!
0:28:33 > 0:28:34Happy Christmas!