0:00:02 > 0:00:04What's she doing in there - redecorating?
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Hurry up! You've been like an hour.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Nearly finished.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10I need the loo!
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- Can't it wait? - Do you really want to find out?
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Give me a second, OK?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18One. There. Now let me in!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22All yours now, bite size.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Morning, shorty.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28Hey! It's my turn!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29You snooze, you lose.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Ever since Mike and his trained monkey moved in,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09this house has been way too crowded.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Like living in a tin of sardines...
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Coming through.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15..and smells even worse.
0:01:21 > 0:01:25- Mum! - Oh! Hi, Millie! I was just er...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28looking for the...tape measure.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh! There it is! Bye.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39That was Mum's sneaky face. I've seen that face before.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43How's Mr Flopsy?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46He's MUCH better. Hopping around all over the place!
0:01:47 > 0:01:53It's a bit weird, though - his tail used to be white but now it's brown.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56And his ears are a slightly different shape.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59Oh. That IS odd.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07She's up to something. Something involving my room.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Cots. Mum was looking at cots!
0:02:25 > 0:02:26Why is there marge on my mobile?
0:02:28 > 0:02:31CRAIG! I'm going to kill that boy.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Mum was measuring our beds, Lauren. Cots. Measuring. Our room.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38And what kind of animal puts an empty milk bottle back in the fridge?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- A very clever one!- CRAIG!
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Who cares about the milk?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Mum's going to turn our bedroom into a nursery.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Don't be stupid. Why would she do that?
0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Why do you think? - Maybe cos she's realised that Craig has the mind of a two-year-old
0:02:52 > 0:02:54and wants to give him a bedroom to match.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57No. Because Mum and Mike want to have a...
0:02:58 > 0:02:59A hammock?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01They want to have a baby!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05- What?- What?
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Thanks again for looking after Jake. He's so excited!
0:03:13 > 0:03:17That's OK. We're going to have a great time, aren't we, champ?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Can we build a tree-house in the kitchen and then fill it with sand?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Wow, you just read my mind! Course!- Yes!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- He'll forget that in two minutes. - Right.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29So, you're all ready for your big girl's weekend?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I'm so psyched. Fran's first music festival.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33It's going to be wild!
0:03:35 > 0:03:36What is that?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Just a book I'm reading.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40- It's a dictionary, Fran.- So?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43I've just reached "juxtapose" and I want to get to the Ks before Monday.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Like "knapsack".
0:03:48 > 0:03:49"Knapsack" begins with an N, love.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51- Knickers.- So does that.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Right! Time we hit the road.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56So have a good time with Jake.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58It's going to be so great for him to have some male company.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01You can do boy stuff, you know, like...chopping things.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03- And burping.- Leave it to me!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Yeah. Don't let him stay up too late. Or get too excited.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Or have too much sugar.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Remember Halloween?
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Don't worry, it's all under control.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15- Look what I found in the back of the cupboard! - My secret stash! I mean...
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Where did he find THAT?
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Just go, you know, enjoy yourselves. We'll all be fine.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22I promise.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23- Bye.- Bye.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Ah! - DOORBELL RINGS
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Like I said, it'll all be fine.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Bye.- Bye, Mum. Bye, Fran.- See ya!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38Whoo!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44This is dumb.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47There's no way my dad would want to have a...baby.
0:04:47 > 0:04:52- Anyway, your mum's way too old. - No, she isn't!- Whatevs.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55Anyway, this isn't a Code Red situation.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Yeah, I'm sure there's a simple explanation.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yeah. And I'm going to find out what it is.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03How exactly are you going to do that, Miss Marple?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Simple. I'll just ask her.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Mum.- Oh, hi, love.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11What are you doing?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Going through a few old things.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, do you remember this?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You wore it when I brought you back from the hospital.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- You looked like a wrinkly old man! - Mum!
0:05:22 > 0:05:25And look at these wee booties.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Aren't they just adorable!
0:05:27 > 0:05:31It's just such a magical time.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33OK, so THIS...is Code Red.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38A-ha, there we go!
0:05:40 > 0:05:43That's the Hawker Hurricane. It's a classic!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I've waited years to make this bad boy.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Now we get to do it together!
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Careful.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Yeah! Rock bands!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Hmm? Oh, that.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I got that hoping Lauren and Millie would get into music.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02But they said they wanted real instruments.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06Oh, it's got a drum kit! Can we play? Can we?
0:06:06 > 0:06:09What about making this, though, champ?
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I want to play. Can I play drums?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I like hitting things.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Tell you what, when we've made the plane, we can play the band game.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Deal?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22OK, so you can play the first level. Then we'll do the plane. OK?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Cool!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Jake. Don't hit your head, hit the drums.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28No, no. Other end.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35MUSIC: "Should I Stay Or Should I Go"
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Wow!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47We've got to stop them. There's no room for a baby!
0:06:47 > 0:06:51And we've not got money to blow on nappies. I need a new manicure set.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56- Look at the state of my cuticles! - Ladies! Please. Big picture.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58I've seen the bigger picture, Craig.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01And it's not a pretty sight.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05BABY CRIES
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Mum! Mum! I've won the drama prize!
0:07:08 > 0:07:12That's nice, love. Mike, is this bottle still good?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Thursday. Goldfish. Dormitory. What was the question?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Hello?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Instant noodles on toast. Best I can do.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Can anyone hear me?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23No, you're sleeping on the floor. I'm on the sofa.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24BABY CRIES
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Ah!
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Nightmare!
0:07:28 > 0:07:33You're overreacting. It might not be that bad - might be cool.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Who made you the president of the baby fan club?
0:07:36 > 0:07:41Always wanted a little brother. Someone to kick a ball round with.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Pass all my worldly knowledge on to.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Yeah, that shouldn't take too long.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Nah, if anything, it'll even it up a bit. Two on two.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Yep, you got us. We could never outsmart two boys.
0:07:55 > 0:08:01Unless...You do realise it's 50/50 the baby could be a girl?
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- We've got to stop them. What's the plan?- Right.
0:08:04 > 0:08:08Mum and Mike are remembering all the gooey, nice things about having a baby.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11So we need to remind them of all the bad stuff.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Yeah, I like it.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16You can work on Mike, and Lauren and I will work on Mum.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Wait, we're joining forces with the Craigster?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Aw, gross! No way.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Come on. Help me get these pillowcases off.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29What are you going to do with those?
0:08:34 > 0:08:38I still don't understand how you managed to injure BOTH your arms.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Told ya, skateboard accident.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Worth it, though. Did a 360 before I hit the kerb.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Well, you ought to be more careful, son.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50- Remember, a focused mind is the path to focused body.- Eh?
0:08:50 > 0:08:51He means don't be such a klutz.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Give him some more cabbage, Mike.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55You're all right. I've had enough.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Come on. Just one more mouthful. It took ages to make.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- I don't like cabbage. - Oh, stop being such a baby!
0:09:00 > 0:09:04No, don't want it! Yuck yuck poo.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Right. I'll going to treat you like a baby, then.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Here comes the cabbage express! Chugga-chugga! Wooo-wooo!
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Come on, open up. In it goes. There we go.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Well done, son!
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Right, I'm going to heat mine up later, I think.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25If you tell anyone about this, I'll hack into all your accounts.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Chill!
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Stay in character.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Hey, I missed this before.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36That's Mum's handwriting.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Romeo, Trixibelle, Liberty, Coochy-Coo. She's looking at baby names. This is awful!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Those are rank names.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44And there's a number here too.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48PHONE RINGS
0:09:48 > 0:09:50'Hello, Paisley Nursery. How can I help?'
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- It's a nursery! - This is serious.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55If mum's looking at day-care and baby names, we might be too late.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56She might already be...
0:09:56 > 0:10:01She might, she might not be. We need to keep trying.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02It's time to up the attack.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04We need to go to stage two.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12# So you got to let me know
0:10:12 > 0:10:15# Should I stay or should I go... #
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Whoo, yeah! We are rock gods.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20I'd forgotten how much of a laugh this is!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23- Know what, we should give our band a name!- Read my mind.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28How about Maximum Voltage! Cos I'm an electrician. Get it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30How about burgers and chips!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32What kind of a name's that?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33- It's not. I'm hungry!- Oh.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Right! Think we should move on to the next difficulty level. What d'ya say?
0:10:37 > 0:10:38- Yeah, OK.- Great.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40What are you doing?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42- I want to play guitar. - I don't think that's a good idea.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45- Why not?- Because I'm the axe-man.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48And playing the guitar takes skill and quick reactions
0:10:48 > 0:10:50and I don't think you would be any good at it.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Oh, I don't want to play the drums any more. Gimme!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Nobody said being in a rock band was going to be fun, Jake.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58It takes hard work and dedication.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- Now get over there and bash those pads.- Poo to you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Don't you poo-to-you me!
0:11:04 > 0:11:07Do you want to build a tree house in the kitchen or not?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- Oh, yeah! I forgot about that! - Good.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14OK, you ready? Two, three, four!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- ALARM RINGS - Wakey wakey.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Time for stage two. Show time.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37SHE SCREAMS
0:11:42 > 0:11:44What is it? What's going on?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Oh. Sorry. I must have been having a nightmare.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Thank goodness for that.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52All right, let's all try and go back to sleep, shall we?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Maybe some warm milk would help?
0:11:56 > 0:12:01Warm milk? Yeah, all right.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02I'll get you some.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Thanks, Mum.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19ALARM RINGS
0:12:19 > 0:12:20Urrrghh!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25It's got to be done.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Aaaahhhhhh!
0:12:34 > 0:12:37What is it? Are you OK?
0:12:37 > 0:12:42Another nightmare. It's about this little dude with a big head.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46Maybe if you came and sat on my bed, it would make it better.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Course, love. You just get some rest.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- I'll be right here. - And some more milk?
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Coming right up.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Aw, I'll go.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Five times I got up last night. Five times!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15I haven't done that since Lauren was a baby.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Mike!
0:13:17 > 0:13:21Oh, sorry. Must've dozed off.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- I'm going to the loo. - Need a hand with anything?
0:13:24 > 0:13:27No. No, thank you. No, definitely not.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Go on, Jake! Keep up!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Jake!
0:13:47 > 0:13:48That's another fail!
0:13:48 > 0:13:49But I saw a fly.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Let's go waterskiing. I've never done that.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Look, we can't get to the end of the game
0:13:55 > 0:13:57if you keep spacing out like this.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00It's not fair. I want to choose a song.
0:14:00 > 0:14:01I'm the one with the experience.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05- I'm the lead guitarist AND front man.- Well, you used to be fun.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07But now you're just a boring old bossy-pants!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Well, maybe you should grow up, you smellyhead droopy drawers!
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I'm going to go and make the plane.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Fine. Do what you like. I don't need you anyway.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Going solo.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Did you see your mum this morning?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25She looked even worse than you!
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Just a few more nights and they won't even think about...
0:14:28 > 0:14:29What are we doing again?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- Stopping them having a baby. - Oh, yeah.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34KNOCK ON DOOR Craig, sling!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Hi, just popping out for a doctor's appointment.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42What? The doctor's? Why? Are you OK?
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Fine. Nothing to worry about.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48But I'll have a big surprise for you when I get back.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49What sort of surprise?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Ah, that would be telling.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Let's just say it's something
0:14:52 > 0:14:55that's going to completely change your lives!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Doctor? So it's actually happening.
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Maybe Mum's just... got a cold, or something?
0:15:12 > 0:15:13So You're Having A Baby.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17We're doomed. Doomed.
0:15:17 > 0:15:21I still can't believe it. Mum's pregnant!
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Sharon? Pregnant?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Ha-ha-ha!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34- Hi.- Hi.- Hiya.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38- You're home early. Nice time? - Yeah!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39It tipped it down with rain.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42There's nothing like a sea of mud to bring people together.
0:15:42 > 0:15:43Classic festival vibe.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45It was a quagmire.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Must have been bad if you read all the way up to Q.
0:15:48 > 0:15:49It was a nightmare!
0:15:49 > 0:15:53The tent was drier on the outside. And the loos
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- will haunt my dreams- forever. Yeah, you had to go with the flow a bit.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Things were flowing... to the bottom of the field.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02Well, at least you kept your dictionary dry.
0:16:02 > 0:16:05Yeah, by pinching the plastic bag our loo roll was in.
0:16:05 > 0:16:10Roof. Shower. Toast. Civilisation, I missed you!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16That's it, that's it.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Good boy.
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh, one more sip.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21- You'll feel better.- Oh!
0:16:23 > 0:16:24A baby, I dunno.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I've only just worked out where to put my lamp.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32There, there. Look, here comes the banana express.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- Chugga-chugga-chugga! - Craig! Craig! Your arms!
0:16:37 > 0:16:42It's a miracle! It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
0:16:45 > 0:16:46So how'd it go with Jake?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Bit rough. He wasn't playing properly!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Oh? Well, if Jake's good at anything, it's playing!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53No, I mean in the band!
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Oh, he's got raw talent, that kid
0:16:54 > 0:16:57but you know, he just has to grow up a bit.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Where's the glue?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Tell Jake I'm not telling.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Well, tell Tony...
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - Yeah, well, tell Jake...argh!
0:17:08 > 0:17:11He's eight-years-old! What's your excuse?
0:17:11 > 0:17:12He started it!
0:17:12 > 0:17:17What with his getting bored and hungry and wanting to make a plane.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Tony, I don't care if you're a frustrated rock star,
0:17:20 > 0:17:22- he looks up to you!- He does?
0:17:22 > 0:17:26Yes, heaven knows why and now he feels you're disappointed with him.
0:17:26 > 0:17:27Oh.
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Make it up to him, eh? Or else I'll be disappointed.
0:17:31 > 0:17:34- And you don't want to see that.- OK.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38How can Mike not know? It doesn't make any sense.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Maybe Mum just hasn't told him yet.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Nah, she'd tell him before us if he's the dad.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Unless...
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Mike's not the dad!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Now you're just saying words. What does that mean?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Who else could it be?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Are you thinking at all?
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- Dad!- What about Dad?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Wait, are you saying Dad's the dad?
0:18:06 > 0:18:11Dad's the dad. I'll prove it to you. We're going there right now.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13SHE SIGHS
0:18:21 > 0:18:26Look what I'm making! It's an actual plane!
0:18:27 > 0:18:30Hi, Amber. I brought you that toastie maker you wanted to borrow.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Thanks, Lauren. Oh!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34Yeah, it's a bit greasy. Might need a bit of a clean.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Anyway, I was just wondering
0:18:36 > 0:18:40if I could ask you a few questions, cos you're a bit of a baby brain?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42- A midwife.- Yeah, whatever.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45So, you know how you can tell when a woman is going to have a baby
0:18:45 > 0:18:47because she has an inner glow
0:18:47 > 0:18:52and gets weird food cravings like chicken nuggets with custard?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55And a massive belly, yeah.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Well, I was just wondering if there was any way to see
0:18:59 > 0:19:01if a MAN is going to have a baby?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04You mean, how do fathers-to-be act?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Well, most I've met are really excited and happy.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Ooh, yeah! Fingers of fire!
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Although others are sometimes really stressed out and even angry.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16What? Oh, no! No! You stupid, stupid thing!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Some are really emotional and get upset easily.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23I was so close! So close!
0:19:23 > 0:19:25It kind of depends, really. Why do you ask?
0:19:26 > 0:19:31Um...friend of mine's dog is having puppies.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33We just want to know who's the dog-father...
0:19:37 > 0:19:40So that's your proof? Dad shouted at a game?
0:19:40 > 0:19:44The guy was like unhinged! The dude's pregnant for sure.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46This has gotten way out of hand.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48What's he going to tell Amber?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Whatever it is, stay out of it.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52If they say anything, act surprised.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55If anyone asks for our room, the answer is no!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57Millie, Mum and Dad are going to have a baby,
0:19:57 > 0:19:59our lives are going to be unchanged forever.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02What?
0:20:02 > 0:20:03- BOTH:- Dad!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Are you absolutely sure?- Sure sure?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10As sure as we can be.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Well, I don't know anything about it.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16- There's only one guy involved, and his name begins with Mike.- See?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19You two are going to have to grow up fast.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I had a baby, and believe me, that was the end of my childhood.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Well, why have you got a toy guitar, then?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Ignore that. It's Jake's.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29I don't want to live with a baby. They smell like nappies and sour milk.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31So will you two soon.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34But it'll probably bring you all closer together in the end.
0:20:34 > 0:20:38A baby is a wonderful, miraculous magical thing
0:20:38 > 0:20:39and you should be very happy.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40I know I would be!
0:20:40 > 0:20:42You're right, Dad. Thanks.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Tony, do you think we ought to get one of our own?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I don't want another baby! Are you crazy?!
0:20:46 > 0:20:47I don't want any more children!
0:20:47 > 0:20:51I was talking about the toastie maker. But I'll bear that in mind.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02Ah, dolce cucciolo... Oh. I thought you were Sharon.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Just brushing up.
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Sorry that we ruined the surprise for you, Mike.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11We need to have a proper chat before your mum gets back.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20Just taking the video game to the charity shop. Along with my dreams.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Hey! Is that my plane?
0:21:24 > 0:21:28That looks...
0:21:28 > 0:21:31..looks awesome. I can't believe you did that on your own.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34- It took me ages.- I missed it!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I was really hoping we'd be making the plane together.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41We still can. Hurricane, Rolls-Royce of the skies!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Oh! Why'd ya do that?
0:21:43 > 0:21:47Now I can make it again. With you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh!
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Ha! I see. Great.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Ah, sorry about that whole band thing.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I probably could've had a career as a... Anyway. Sorry.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Mates?- Mates.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Good stick-work, by the way. You're like a human drum machine,
0:22:09 > 0:22:11but better looking.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Right on the beat.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15You were pretty cool, too.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- You could've had a career as an axe! - Axe-man.
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- I'll believe that when I see it! - Well, that sounds like a challenge. Eh?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Your weapon, sir.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28- Yeah, let's rock!- Yeah.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36- Not disappointed? - Not this time...lucky for you!
0:22:41 > 0:22:43I'm home!
0:22:44 > 0:22:45How did it go at the doctor's?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Oh, fine. Fine.
0:22:47 > 0:22:48Let me take that.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Oh, thanks Craig.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Here, come sit down. Take the weight off your bab...feet!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Feet. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Hi, Mum. I've made you a cup of tea.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Thanks.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Mum! Don't put it on your tummy!
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- All right. What is going on? - Nothing.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07Yeah, right. I'm just going to get something from the car.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08No, no, I'll get it.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10You shouldn't be lifting anything in your condition.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12My condition? How did you know?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Mum, it was kind of obvious.
0:23:14 > 0:23:17Oh, was it? I don't want anyone making a big fuss.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Don't worry. We'll all chip in and help out.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Yeah, we are right behind you.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26Aw. Thanks, guys. I have to say it was a bit of surprise
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- when the doctor said there was two of them!- Two!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I know, I couldn't believe it!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Yeah, it was a real shock. - I'll tell you what.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'll sleep on the sofa, and you can turn my room into a nursery.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38And Lauren and I will help look after the baby.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40- I mean babies. - I'm sorry. The what?
0:23:40 > 0:23:43And what's most important is that we stop all this arguing.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46We've got to stick together now, as a family.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Er, I think someone has got the wrong end of a very weird stick.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59I'm not pregnant.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I've got ingrowing toenails!
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- What?- What? Oh!
0:24:11 > 0:24:17# Should I stay or should I go now... #
0:24:17 > 0:24:21- Go for it! - Woooo! We love Maximum Voltage!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25We're going to complete the game!
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I can't believe we're going to finish it.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Whoo!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32What...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Why did you do that?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Because then we would have finished it.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39And I don't want it to end!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Jake, you know what? You rock!
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Whoo!- Woo-hoo. - Let's go again.- Yeah!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Two, three, four!
0:24:52 > 0:24:56What about the big surprise that was going to change our lives?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59You know how crowded it's been since Mike and Craig moved in?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Yeah. So?- So I bought you bunk-beds!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I thought you might have more space in your room.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07What about the baby clothes and the book?
0:25:07 > 0:25:09I've been emptying out the old wardrobe.
0:25:09 > 0:25:13Yeah, I thought you could have it in your room once the bunk beds were in.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14But you left it open on a page of cots!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17Next to the page of bunk beds.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22What about the list of weird names? Trixibelle. Bathazar?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Names of bunk bed styles.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27What about the nursery?
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Nursery?
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Oh, yeah, they've got a sale on.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32They're selling toddlers?
0:25:32 > 0:25:34No. It's a garden centre.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36I was buying a few plants to dot around up the place.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39No further questions.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Definitely no babies?
0:25:41 > 0:25:45No, let's just leave it there, shall we?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Good plan.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55It's amazing how much less crowded this house feels without
0:25:55 > 0:25:56the imaginary baby!
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Maybe it has something to do with our new bunk beds.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- They might cause less fights. - I bagsie the top!
0:26:03 > 0:26:06- No, I bagsied it already! - You can have the bottom.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07I want the top! Get off!
0:26:07 > 0:26:12Girls! You know I can't get stressed in my condition.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15SHE LAUGHS
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Now that just gets funnier every time.