0:00:02 > 0:00:03The thing about living in two places is,
0:00:03 > 0:00:05you can only keep an eye on one parent at a time.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Who knows what the other one is getting up to?
0:00:08 > 0:00:10Like last week, when we were coming home from Dad's.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14It is freezing outside. Feel my hands.
0:00:14 > 0:00:15- Ooh!- Sorry, sorry!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Hey, something funny happened to me today, at the gym.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Oh? Someone get their headphones stuck in the spin bike again?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23No, but that is hilarious. No, no.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26One of my managers is leaving, to set up a Sundowners Club.
0:00:26 > 0:00:28What's that? One of those old folk's homes?
0:00:28 > 0:00:29No, it's like a holiday resort,
0:00:29 > 0:00:31where they do fitness classes for the guests.
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Yeah, they've asked me to apply - even gave me a brochure.
0:00:34 > 0:00:35Oh? Where is it?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- It's in my pocket. - No, I mean the resort.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Oh, yeah. See, that's the funny thing!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41It's in Bermuda.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44You're not laughing. I mean, obviously, I said "no".
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Well, why "obviously"?
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Because it's a year's contract -
0:00:48 > 0:00:50I wouldn't want to be away from you for that long.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Or maybe we could come with you?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53What? What about your job?
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Well... I'm feeling under-appreciated anyway.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Maybe it's just what we need -
0:00:58 > 0:01:01a fresh start, somewhere new -
0:01:01 > 0:01:02somewhere hot!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04SHARON SQUEALS
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Hiya - we're back!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07I'm freezing.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Stop that.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12What's up with the two of you today?
0:01:12 > 0:01:13SHARON SHIVERS
0:01:15 > 0:01:16See what I mean?
0:01:48 > 0:01:53So Mum and Mike went and had a proper grown-up think about it.
0:01:53 > 0:01:54I could buy a tankini!
0:01:54 > 0:01:56SHARON SQUEALS
0:01:56 > 0:01:57What about the kids?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Oh, I suppose we'd better bring them.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01No, I meant asking them.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04I should talk to Tony first.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I'm so excited!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Try saying "Bermuda" without saying "ooooh"!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Bermooooda...
0:02:12 > 0:02:15SHARON SQUEALS
0:02:15 > 0:02:17And finally, they dropped the bombshell
0:02:17 > 0:02:20on poor, unsuspecting us.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22..and they speak English.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24They even drive on the left.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25It's just like over here, really.
0:02:25 > 0:02:28If here was a tropical island paradise!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You said "Bermuda", right? Not like, "Burnley"?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Oh! Yow, check those shorts! Well funky.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- AS HUSKY NARRATOR: - The Sundowner Club resort,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38set in acres of its own luxurious grounds,
0:02:38 > 0:02:41with its pool, gym and spa, restaurant,
0:02:41 > 0:02:42dive centre and golf course,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44all right on the beach.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I'm going to America!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Weren't you listening? It's British.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Shows how much you know.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51She's right, actually.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Shows how much you know.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I can't believe this is happening.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Aw, do they have dolphins?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58They have swimming with dolphins.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00This kind of stuff just doesn't happen to us!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03It doesn't happen to you. My dad's always been lucky.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05How'd he end up with you, then?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Guys, guys, don't get too excited. I haven't even applied yet.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Oh! What if they give the job to someone else, then?
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Yeah, like a celebrity?
0:03:12 > 0:03:13I wanted to check with you guys first.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- So take your time to think about it...- Yes.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Yes...yes.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20This is like a no-brainer.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23LAUREN SQUEALS AND GIGGLES
0:03:23 > 0:03:24I'm so excited!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Beautiful, lovely place.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29I'm so excited! Look at how many swimming pools there are!
0:03:29 > 0:03:30You could just live in one!
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Mum? What about Dad?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Oh, I talked to him already.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37He thinks it's the chance of a lifetime.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40OK, but can I talk to him myself?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I don't want to be a wet blanket.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I mean, it does sound amazing.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48You're not. I'm not applying unless everyone is happy, all right?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50But Craig and Lauren want us to say "yeah",
0:03:50 > 0:03:52like, yesterday.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Oh, just leave Lauren to me.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Yeah, and leave Craig...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58to your mum, as well.
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Deal?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I said it could be the chance of a lifetime.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Too right! I mean, the Caribbean?
0:04:07 > 0:04:10By the beach? And there is nothing better for kids than travelling.
0:04:10 > 0:04:11Hmm.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Unless it's staying near their parents after they've split up.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Raar! Pchow!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Rebels are attacking - fire main lasers!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Agh! Direct hit!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Wait - they've launched an escape pod!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Brrcccww...
0:04:25 > 0:04:27But... That's a salt shaker.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's disguised to look like a salt shaker.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Brilliant! After them!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Look, now's the time to say if you don't want the girls to go.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh, no. It's a great opportunity.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41I'd cut off my right leg for the chance to go surfing.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Look, it's only for a year and we can go and visit.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- We?- Well, I might need to come with you, for...
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- moral support.- Hmm.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- Hi, Fran!- Hi.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Hi, Dad, Amber.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Peeyow-peeyow-peeyow-peeyow...
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Millie! What about that, then, huh?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Come on...
0:05:01 > 0:05:02..get warm.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08And we can use the pool when it's not busy.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11And school closes early when the surf's just right!
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I looked the resort up online. There's an all-you-can-eat buffet!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- That's for the guests, Dad. - Oh, right.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20But you can go in the sea any time you want.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I love the sea. Remember Spain?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Wasn't that when the jellyfish went...?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Yeah. Still not sure how it got in my trunks.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29And there'll be sun, like,
0:05:29 > 0:05:3124 hours a day, probably.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34It'll be an adventure you'll never forget.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36So you're all right about it?
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Me? Sure.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41Last time I checked, my name wasn't "Sir Spoilsport".
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And if we went, you'd come and visit?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Just try and stop me!
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Hey! Have you heard?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57I still can't believe it!
0:05:57 > 0:05:59Neither can I.
0:05:59 > 0:06:00I can't believe I was so stupid.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03I know, when they told us I was like...
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Wait, what?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Moving to Bermuda. It's a terrible idea!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Why would people spend a fortune to go there on holiday
0:06:10 > 0:06:11if it was a terrible idea?
0:06:11 > 0:06:14"Go there on holiday". Not live there!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's only for a year.
0:06:16 > 0:06:17And what about us?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20We're meant to be going to school together.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22We can...video chat.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Yeah. I can tell you about dodging hockey balls in the rain
0:06:25 > 0:06:28and you can tell me about your new friend, Flipper.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Look, I don't blame you. I'd be jealous if it was you.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Jealous? Huh.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Jelly? A bit? A wee bit?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38No.
0:06:38 > 0:06:39And what about your family?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Well, they're coming with me.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Not your dad! Not us.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Well, you're not my...
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Sure. You're right.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I didn't mean it, I'm sorry.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52No, I am.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I bet you'll have a great time.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Oh, hey, love! Did you have fun at your dad's?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07- Yeah.- And did you talk about...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09- And?- Well, he seems up for it.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11So I guess I'm in.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12CHEERING AND SQUEALS
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Yeah! We're going to Bermuda.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16MIKE LAUGHS
0:07:16 > 0:07:17I'm so made up!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19You're always so made up.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Let's not get carried away,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I'm only applied for the job, I haven't got it...yet!
0:07:23 > 0:07:24LAUGHTER
0:07:29 > 0:07:33What's wrong with me? I'm just not feeling it.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Most people would kill to be in my size twos.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42It's got an outdoor cinema!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43How flash is that?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Imagine one here.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You know, travel is very mind-expanding.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49I mean, I went all over the place when I was young.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Yeah, and look what happened to you.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53You're doing the right thing.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- Right. It'll be good for them.- Yeah.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Keep telling yourself that.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Would you excuse us, for a second?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04What has gotten into you?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Don't you see? This is all wrong!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I see a man trying to let his kids have their freedom.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Then you seriously need glasses.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Fran, this is not our business
0:08:13 > 0:08:17and I want you to promise you will not interfere.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Fran?
0:08:18 > 0:08:19FRAN GROANS
0:08:19 > 0:08:21- OK, I promise.- Good.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Craig is a massive loser.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35You're right, he can't hear.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38"Going to Bermuda next year.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40"Almost for def.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43"This is not a wind-up. Exclamation mark, smiley face,
0:08:43 > 0:08:46"smiley face with sunglasses and... stunned face."
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Are you sure you should...
0:08:48 > 0:08:49"Send".
0:08:49 > 0:08:51LAUREN SQUEALS
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I have dropped the bomb! My friends are going to be so jealous.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56It'll be like social media meltdown.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58This will be the biggest thing since Naimh got her nose pierced
0:08:58 > 0:09:00and her mum went ballistic.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Or, Millie, it might even be bigger!
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Won't you miss them?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Who?- Your friends.- Of course I will.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07And Dad?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- Don't do this.- Do what?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Spoil everything by thinking.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18This is a no-brainer, That means "no thinking".
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I'll miss Dad - a lot.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22He invented underwater golf.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Yeah - and moustache night.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Remember that picnic, when he made us peanut butter and jam hats?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Who knew wasps were so attracted to jam?
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Uh-oh.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Backsliding.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49And who was it that picked you up from the cinema
0:09:49 > 0:09:50when Mum's car broke down?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Dad.
0:09:51 > 0:09:55Hey, did I tell you? We snuck into a 15.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Lauren, you are 15.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Oh, yeah. That's not as much fun any more.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02Hey, guys - can I ask you a quick question?
0:10:02 > 0:10:04You don't think just because he's living on an island paradise,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Craig's going to neglect his schoolwork, do you?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08MILLIE AND LAUREN GIGGLE
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Well, I thought he might become more interested in, say...geography.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- MILLIE AND LAUREN LAUGH - What?
0:10:16 > 0:10:19Craig, be honest - if we go to Bermuda...
0:10:19 > 0:10:21will you do your homework after you've been surfing
0:10:21 > 0:10:23or before you've been surfing?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25What would happen if Millie and Lauren
0:10:25 > 0:10:27changed their mind about the whole thing?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Well, then Sharon won't want to go. That would rule us out, too. Why?
0:10:30 > 0:10:31No reason.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32PHONE VIBRATES
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Why is Lauren's phone having a heart attack?
0:10:37 > 0:10:39"Don't go, babes,
0:10:39 > 0:10:41"life won't be LOLs without Lors."
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Is this for real? "I am TISBOF".
0:10:44 > 0:10:46TISBOF? What's TISBOF?
0:10:46 > 0:10:49"Totally In Shock, Brain On Fire". Don't you know anything?
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Yeah, of course!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Aw, Lauren's mates sound gutted.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Nah... Nah, not really. I mean, just the odd one.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Maybe we should put this idea back in the oven,
0:10:58 > 0:11:00let it cook for a little bit longer, eh, pal?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03No! It's done! It's ready to eat.
0:11:03 > 0:11:08If you can't change your mind, what's the point in having one?
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Yeah, but nothing's changed!
0:11:10 > 0:11:12They're 100% on board.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14And if not,
0:11:14 > 0:11:18then a little bit of Craig's charisma will turn them around.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19All right.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Homework or surfing?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23If we go to Bermuda,
0:11:23 > 0:11:24the homework will be surfing.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29Why am I not convinced?
0:11:43 > 0:11:45- How long have you been here? - Long enough.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46SHARON GROANS
0:11:46 > 0:11:49How does anyone get these things on?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51They're unbelievably tight!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55It's easier if you don't put your legs through the armholes.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56Oh, yeah.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58That'll be it.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Do you think we'll lose contact with Dad?- What?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Oh!
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Of course not!
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Your dad will always be your dad.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11And he's got another family to think about, as well.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13But we're his family!
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Yes, of course...
0:12:14 > 0:12:18So, if we're his family and they're his family,
0:12:18 > 0:12:19does that make us all family?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Well, yeah.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Or is your old family better cos it's older,
0:12:24 > 0:12:27or your new family nicer cos it's newer?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31It's...complicated.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Everything's complicated.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I know, love.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37I sometimes think you girls struggle, with all this
0:12:37 > 0:12:40going back and forth all the time.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43She means Lauren loses it when she's not had enough sleep.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48'Usually, when she's been at Dad's.'
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Hmm. Short skirt, or long belt?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53That's right - have a go at me the second I walk in the door!
0:12:56 > 0:13:00It's not fair! You try keeping clothes in two different houses!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Up till silly o'clock at Dad's.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07There! How's it feel?
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Like I've been sucked up into a hosepipe.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Where'd you get it? - Borrowed it off Sue.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Yeah, I thought I might try diving.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22Oh, and I'm taking you and Lauren swimming tonight, right?
0:13:22 > 0:13:25- EXAGGERATED SCOTTISH ACCENT:- You'll need to know how to be able to swim,
0:13:25 > 0:13:27if you're going to live by the sea!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Oh! This wet suit is strangling me!
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Ooh, no, it's hot...
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Ow! Get off, get off, get off!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Have they not got any of my messages?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Just the people I wanted to see.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43LAUREN SIGHS
0:13:46 > 0:13:48Stop it. You're scaring me.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Do you know what I'm looking forward to the most
0:13:56 > 0:13:59about moving to Bermuda?
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Floating out to sea on a raft?
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Burn!
0:14:02 > 0:14:07No! No, I'm looking forward to spending more time with you guys!
0:14:09 > 0:14:10You're like my sisters.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Seriously, are you OK?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16- OK, just shut your eyes. - What are you going to do?
0:14:16 > 0:14:19No, nothing, I swear. Just shut your eyes.
0:14:19 > 0:14:20LAUREN SIGHS
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Just go with it.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Now picture it.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30After a long day surfing,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32you're looking up at the stars.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33The breeze is warm...
0:14:33 > 0:14:35HAIRDRYER HUMS
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Oh, yeah. You're sipping a refreshing mango smoothie...
0:14:41 > 0:14:44..as the music...drifts in from the beach.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:46 > 0:14:48They're having a barbecue.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52Yes, I know - again!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59You wiggle your toes in the warm sand...
0:15:00 > 0:15:02..and you breathe in.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04And the air smells...
0:15:05 > 0:15:07..like tropical flowers!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09HAIRDRYER HUMS LOUDER
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Oops.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:16 > 0:15:18You could take a selfie...
0:15:19 > 0:15:21All tanned, like.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Golden hair.
0:15:23 > 0:15:24Over there,
0:15:24 > 0:15:27you will look...awesome.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30And you...
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Well, you'll look...better.
0:15:32 > 0:15:33LAUREN SIGHS
0:15:33 > 0:15:35I'll be like a Bond girl!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37This is a complete fantasy.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Yeah! We will be living the dream.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Mum, if Mike doesn't get that job over there, I am just going to die!
0:15:44 > 0:15:45When do we find out?
0:15:45 > 0:15:47We should get an answer in the next day!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49SHARON AND LAUREN SQUEAL
0:15:49 > 0:15:50My work here is done.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52SHARON AND LAUREN HUM ALONG WITH MUSIC
0:15:57 > 0:15:59PHONE VIBRATES
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Hello?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Hey, it's me.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07What do you want? I'm busy.
0:16:07 > 0:16:11OK, I was out of order when I said you weren't family.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13You are. We just have different dads.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15And different mums.
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Right!
0:16:16 > 0:16:19So how's the nutty plan going?
0:16:19 > 0:16:20It should be great.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22It just doesn't feel right in my tummy.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24You should listen to your tummy.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Everyone thinks that when they get there,
0:16:26 > 0:16:28they'll be like different people.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30But no place is that good.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32What do you think?
0:16:32 > 0:16:35Guess I'm the only one who isn't totally over the moon.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38That doesn't mean you're wrong. Think of it like this.
0:16:38 > 0:16:40What if you weren't going to a tropical island?
0:16:40 > 0:16:42What if you were going to, say...
0:16:42 > 0:16:43Norwich?
0:16:43 > 0:16:46That's easy. I'd be like, "No way".
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Then... Bermuda's like Norwich...
0:16:49 > 0:16:50with coconuts.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Oh, right!
0:16:55 > 0:16:56But it's too late.
0:16:56 > 0:16:59I said yes and Mike's already applied.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01I see.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Can I speak to the real Millie, please?
0:17:03 > 0:17:04The one that never gives up?
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I'm sorry, but she's distracted by dolphins.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09But now, she's back.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11This isn't over until Mike gets that job.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13That's less than a day!
0:17:13 > 0:17:16So stop wasting time. What are you going to do?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19I'm going to paint them a picture.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Great. I'll work on your dad.
0:17:22 > 0:17:23- Bye.- Bye.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Did you know that Lauren and Millie might be going to Bermuda?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30- Really?- Yeah!
0:17:30 > 0:17:33I know all about it -
0:17:33 > 0:17:34I looked it up!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36- Shall I tell you?- No.
0:17:36 > 0:17:38It's got pink sand beaches.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41Big deal. Now shut up about it.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43I'm trying to stop them from going.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46And it's right in the middle of the hurricane belt!
0:17:47 > 0:17:50Then there's the Bermuda Triangle,
0:17:50 > 0:17:54where boats and planes vanish without a trace!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55That is weird.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58But there's one simple explanation.
0:17:58 > 0:17:59What?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01They're kidnapped by aliens.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03I'm liking this.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Come on. I've got an idea.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'm worried Millie's not ready to be so far from her dad.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Why do you say that?
0:18:17 > 0:18:18I found it.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21TISBOF...
0:18:21 > 0:18:24Millie seems really unsettled.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27- I said if you get the job, we'll have to go.- You think?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30We promised. Lauren would never speak to me again.
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Yeah, and as for Craig,
0:18:31 > 0:18:34he's already got plans of setting up a stall, selling frozen bananas.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43Even one I painted so fast, it's still a bit smudgy.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Ready?- What's this?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Ooh - a presentation!
0:18:51 > 0:18:53OK - try to put him off.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Remember, we're trying to stop them from going.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Don't worry.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58What's it about?
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Beautiful Bermuda.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh. Nice, isn't it?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Home of the deadly Bermuda Triangle.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Ooh. That old chestnut.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08And closer to shore lurks
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- man-eating sharks.- Ooh.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13And the Portuguese man-o'-war.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Ugh.- With the poisonous tentacles...
0:19:16 > 0:19:18- o'-war.- Ooh...
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Don't want to find one of them in your trunks.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23And a surprising number of people are injured by falling coconuts...
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Ooh.- ..and random golf shots.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28- Hmm...- I wish I was going.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Yeah, me too, mate. Me too.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33But we still get their room, right?
0:19:39 > 0:19:41What's happened to my so-called friends?
0:19:41 > 0:19:43It's like they don't even care.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45You can forget them. They're history.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Frozen banana?
0:19:48 > 0:19:50No, thanks.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Ow, it's...stuck to my hand!
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oh, wait a minute - somebody's logged me out!
0:19:55 > 0:19:56I never log myself out.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59It's like, for three hours, you cease to exist.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Oh, I wouldn't bother...
0:20:00 > 0:20:01PHONE VIBRATES
0:20:01 > 0:20:03See, this is more like it!
0:20:03 > 0:20:06"Dude, have you left already? Sad face."
0:20:06 > 0:20:08"Dude, don't go, we love you."
0:20:08 > 0:20:11"We love you, girlfriend, please don't leave us."
0:20:11 > 0:20:12Aw.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15"Can I have your bike?" No! Cheeky.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16See? How can I leave these guys?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Don't worry.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22You'll make new friends, you know?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Better-looking ones.
0:20:24 > 0:20:25That's a bit shallow.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Talking to you, aren't I?
0:20:27 > 0:20:31See, when Mum and Dad broke up, these guys got me through.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33All right, look. Check this out.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37"Beautiful Bermuda".
0:20:37 > 0:20:38It's from Fran and Jake.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS
0:20:41 > 0:20:42MUSIC TURNS SINISTER
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Sharks?!
0:20:45 > 0:20:48No! I'm really not sure about this.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52I've gone right off Bermuda!
0:20:52 > 0:20:53- You have? - PHONE VIBRATES
0:20:53 > 0:20:55"Don't go, Burma is well dodge."
0:20:55 > 0:20:56See? My peeps still love me.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Even if their geography's shaky.
0:20:58 > 0:20:59And I'd miss Dad.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02And I don't want to be caught in the middle of a Sharknado.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Oh, now who's stressing?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I know, I'm turning into you. What a nightmare!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09- Thanks.- Girls, you need to get ready for swimming.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11OK, there's still time to stop them.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Hardly. Mike's going to be here any minute.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16If we work together, we can do this.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Do what? We can't stop Mike getting a job.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Maybe we can...
0:21:25 > 0:21:26Oh, here we go.
0:21:26 > 0:21:30Now, what if we ring up Mike's boss and tell him that he can't swim?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32We can't! Next.
0:21:32 > 0:21:36We tell Mum that the Sundowners Club is actually a nudist colony?
0:21:36 > 0:21:37No!
0:21:37 > 0:21:38It isn't, is it?
0:21:38 > 0:21:40No! Work with me here.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Mills, there are some things
0:21:41 > 0:21:44that you can't fix with one of your schemes, OK?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Now, listen, what if we go and then we...
0:21:46 > 0:21:47KNOCK AT DOOR
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Guess what?
0:21:51 > 0:21:53RACING GAME ON TV
0:21:53 > 0:21:55OK, enough!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58TV OFF
0:21:58 > 0:21:59What's up, Fran-pants?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02This is nuts! You've got to do something.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Come on, it might not be too late to...
0:22:04 > 0:22:05PHONE RINGS
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Hi, Sharon.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11He did? Wow.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Great, well, you know, tell him... Tell him congrats, from me.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Yeah. Bye.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22TONY SIGHS
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Mike got his job.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I don't want Millie and Lauren to go.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Excuse us, Tony.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Fran, here. Now.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34- No, I'm not...- It's not your place.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37But... They'll be coming back every week, right?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I will not keep quiet!
0:22:39 > 0:22:40Are you going to say something,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43or are you just going to sit there, like a...stunned eel?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Fran!- I'm her dad. I'm not Kevin Killjoy.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49They don't only need you to be fun.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51They need you when you're being grumpy and boring.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53They just need you.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Fran, this is none of our business.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55No, it's OK.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Fran's dead right.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58I don't want them to go!
0:23:10 > 0:23:11Where is Mum?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Either off her head with excitement, or trapped in a wet suit.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17I don't care. She's well late.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- TANNOY:- 'The pool will be closing in five minutes.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22'Please can you make your way to the front entrance?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24'Thank you.'
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I'm not waiting out there - it's freezing.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32My phone's out of charge.
0:23:32 > 0:23:33Too many messages.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Hurry up, you call them.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Wait - I've got a better idea.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Are you still excited?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I can't think about anything else!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Yeah, me too! I could barely concentrate during Pump and Tone.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I kept pumping when I was supposed to be toning!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- Where are the girls?- I thought you were picking them up.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- No, I thought you were!- Oh, no. We've really dropped the ball.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03The pool shut, like... half an hour ago!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Oh, Lauren!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Mind my chips, Mum.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Oh, Millie! I am so sorry.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I thought that Mike was... And Mike thought I was...
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- We got our wires completely crossed. - Mum, chill. It's fine.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18It's OK. Dad picked us up.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Good thing he was home, eh?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Shaz. Mike.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Tony! Come in.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Oh, thank you so much.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29You would have done the same for me.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35So... I need to say...
0:24:37 > 0:24:38..to say...
0:24:41 > 0:24:42Well done!
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Er... OK, so...
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Nice one. Right, that's me. Bye.
0:24:48 > 0:24:49Wait, Dad!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52I've got something to say.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- Where's my chips?- Here.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58- Ew.- You put vinegar on them?
0:24:59 > 0:25:02Well, it's been a weird year.
0:25:02 > 0:25:03Everything's changed.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10And it's only us two that get to see it all.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Mum and Mike...
0:25:13 > 0:25:14Dad and Amber...
0:25:16 > 0:25:17We don't all live together,
0:25:17 > 0:25:20but that doesn't mean we're not all part of a...thing.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22You don't have to call it a family.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25But whatever it is, it works.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Don't make a big speech.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Bottom line is, I'm staying here.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35Me, too.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39I'm happy to come and visit you, though.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43OK, er... I did want to say something.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46Really, Millie's basically already said it.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I don't want you to go.
0:25:49 > 0:25:50I know it's too late.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Well, if that's how you feel,
0:25:54 > 0:25:56then I don't want to go, either.
0:25:56 > 0:25:59Well, I mean, I don't want to leave without you...
0:25:59 > 0:26:00I guess that's it, isn't it?
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- I mean, you'll be all right, won't you, big guy?- No!
0:26:02 > 0:26:04What?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07I'll go on my own! I will swim if I have to!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Come on, paradise wouldn't be the same without me and Millie.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12We're like your sisters.
0:26:13 > 0:26:17Yeah, and there'd be no-one there to annoy you.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18You'd go all soft!
0:26:20 > 0:26:23Yeah, I mean... It probably is filled with...
0:26:23 > 0:26:27people playing golf in weird trousers.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29MIKE AND SHARON LAUGH
0:26:32 > 0:26:34LAUGHTER
0:26:40 > 0:26:44I did not just make it all up to get everyone to beg me to stay!
0:26:46 > 0:26:48So that's it.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50We're not going to live somewhere perfect.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53But maybe, nowhere really is perfect.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Just like there's no such thing as a perfect family.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Or, a perfect family might be like a tropical island -
0:27:00 > 0:27:01a nice place to visit,
0:27:01 > 0:27:04but wouldn't it be a bit boring if you lived there?
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Night-night.