0:00:02 > 0:00:05Shopping day. It's like lions circling their prey in Africa.
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Except it's me, Lauren and the choccy biscuits.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13No, Millie. Green beans go next to the tinned pasta.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15"S" for spaghetti?
0:00:15 > 0:00:16"H" for hoops.
0:00:17 > 0:00:21This is what you get when your mum works in a supermarket.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Used to drive Dad up the wall.
0:00:25 > 0:00:29Chopped tomatoes, chopped tomatoes, chopped tomatoes... Ah!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Come on, come on...
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Dad's got no respect for the laws of gravity.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Oh, chocolate biscuits, yes!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Mum, they're all broken!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52I get the damaged ones for free.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54They taste just the same.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Lauren!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58SHE ROARS
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- Heya, hiya!- Hm. Don't sneak up on me like that!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Sorry. I've got to dash.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39I've got a training session with Mrs Mackenzie.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Old Mrs Mackenzie?- Yep.
0:01:41 > 0:01:4473 next month and she can still do a 5K, no sweat.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- Ah!- Amazing woman.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48It's all about attitude - you've got to give up giving up.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51How's your training coming on, Shaz?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oh, erm, great.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I've never felt better.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- What are you averaging? - Erm...12?
0:01:58 > 0:02:0012K?!
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Wow!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I'll tell you what - I'm doing a 10K charity run next week.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07- We can do it together?- Yay!
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Like the Dalai Lama said, "You and I, we're like diamonds in the sky."
0:02:11 > 0:02:12That was Rihanna.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16See ya!
0:02:16 > 0:02:18- What is a "K"? - You haven't been running, have you?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22A "K" is a kilometre.
0:02:22 > 0:02:2410 kilometres?!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- What am I going to do? - You need a personal trainer.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Oh, no, wait. You're already going out with one.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Mum's new boyfriend.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38We wondered why she suddenly became so keen to go to the gym.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Then we found out and Dad found out.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43We're a bit worried about how he's taking it.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46Bye, lovelies!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Ooh, hang on.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Oh, Mum, quit it!
0:02:57 > 0:02:59That's better.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Why do mums always do that?
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- See ya.- Bye!- Love you!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Best cut Dad some slack. He's probably still upset about Mike.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18I'M still a bit upset about Mike.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Well, let's not mention it, then.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23This should be fun. Dinner with Mr Doom and Gloom.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Hey, girls!
0:03:30 > 0:03:34Who wants a lemonade float with a daft little paper umbrella?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- Me!- Oh, what are they for anyway?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Like it's going to rain in your drink?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Dug this out. Thought we could belt out some old classics!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:03:44 > 0:03:46# I'm on my way
0:03:46 > 0:03:49# From misery to happiness today
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha! #
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- Well, someone's been hit with the happy stick.- Yeah.
0:03:53 > 0:03:57- We thought you'd be totally gutted. - Gutted? Why would I be gutted?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Mum and Mike?
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Mike?
0:03:59 > 0:04:00FEEDBACK
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Mike? Oh, Mike... Mike. Pfff! Him.
0:04:03 > 0:04:04No.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Your mum wants to get tied down again so soon, good for her.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Personally, I'm happy being free and single.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13So, lemonade floats for two lovely ladies coming right up!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16Poor Dad. He's devastated.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Are you kidding? He just said he was totally happy.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22And you believed him? He's in denial.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24You're in denial. You're just a miserable twonk.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26DAD WHISTLES
0:04:26 > 0:04:27OK, Here we go.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29HE CHUCKLES
0:04:29 > 0:04:31One for you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32One for you.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36One for me. Cheers!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38And one for...
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- Oh!- Dad, who's that one for? There's nobody else here.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- HE SOBS - I'm on the scrap heap!
0:04:46 > 0:04:49I'm going to be alone the rest of my life.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53HE GASPS
0:04:53 > 0:04:55HE SLURPS
0:04:57 > 0:04:59You just need to get your confidence back, Dad.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Yeah, I mean, look, Mum's got a fitter new boyfriend.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05It's natural to feel old and unwanted and out of shape.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07What you need is an action plan.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09I've got an action plan.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Sit in my dressing gown, eat ice cream out of a tub.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15No. You need to get back on the scene, start dating again!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, I don't know, Millie. I mean, look at me.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm in pretty amazing shape,
0:05:19 > 0:05:22- but I think my look's a bit out of date...- Excuse me.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24This is my area of expertise.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'll dress you to kill, do your hair.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28You'll look, like, 20 years younger.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32OK, ten...but remember when you were nominated for a Sparky
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- at the electricians' awards? - Yeah.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39And he wanted to wear a boring old tuxedo. What was he thinking?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43There!
0:05:43 > 0:05:47If that doesn't say star electrician I don't know what does.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51This jacket is smokin'.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53FIZZING
0:05:53 > 0:05:56He looked well cool... Well, until his fuses blew out.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Any woman would jump at the chance to date you, Dad.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02You've just got to focus on your good points.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06You're kind, good-looking, romantic and you're considerate.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- Considerate's the same as kind. - So? That's still three things.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13Yeah. Yeah, I suppose I am a catch. Yeah.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And I will get right back out there,
0:06:15 > 0:06:18just as soon as I complete Highway Holdup Two
0:06:18 > 0:06:20and that tub of mint choc chip.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25We need to give Dad a push.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Are you sure? He seems pretty close to the brink already.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30We're going to put him on a dating website.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Without him knowing?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34When we hand him a fat stack of dates, he'll be over the moon.
0:06:34 > 0:06:39- How's he going to get a fat stack of dates?- Millie, leave that to me.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51What's going on?
0:06:51 > 0:06:53Oh! I thought about what you said earlier...
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Did I say, "Hey, why don't we start our own personal gym(?)"
0:06:56 > 0:07:00..and I've got myself a second personal trainer.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02And how can we afford it?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Well, it's fine. Remember Lindsey? - No.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07NASAL VOICE: Bucket and mop to checkout four.
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Oh, yeah. Her.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Her sister is a trainee fitness instructor.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13She's going to do it for free!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16DOORBELL RINGS Oh!
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Hello. I'm Suzy.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh, hi. I'm Lauren's Mum.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Lauren, it's for you.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Er...no. I'm Lindsey's sister. The personal trainer?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28You? But you're...
0:07:28 > 0:07:30I mean...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Yes.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Sorry. Come in.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40I see you've got everything ready.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Look, Suzy... Suse.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47I've got to get in shape for a 10k run next week.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Yeah. I heard. That won't be easy.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Exactly. It'll need intensive hardcore training.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55I should think so!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57No offence, but my boyfriend is a personal trainer
0:07:57 > 0:08:00so I do know what it's going to take. WHISTLE BLASTS
0:08:00 > 0:08:02What are you waiting for, twinkle-toes?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- Hit that mat and give me 20 nose-touchdowns.- What?
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Save your breath to cool your high-fibre porridge.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- You do what I say. - What are you saying?
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Make like an ironing board! Go bobbing for biceps!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Give Mr Mat some smackers!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Sorry, you've lost me...
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- WHISTLE BLASTS - Press-ups! Nose-touches, knees down.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Go, go, go.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- One two, one two, one two... - Mum, have you seen my laptop?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- Argh!- I'll take that as a no.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Have you got Dad's photo?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yep! Just uploading it now.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Wow. Where did you find a photo of Dad in a tie?
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Great-Gran's funeral. Just as well you can't see his trainers.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46- It looks all right, though, doesn't it?- It'll have to do. OK. Age?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Erm, about 40?- 33.- That's lying!
0:08:49 > 0:08:52You don't think anyone tells the truth on here, do you?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- This is the internet. - Yeah, but...
0:08:54 > 0:08:58You're so naive. I bet you still think that dinosaurs were real.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- They WERE.- OK(!)
0:09:00 > 0:09:02"What qualities are you looking for in a woman?"
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Hm, someone adventurous
0:09:04 > 0:09:07who can take us scuba diving for sunken treasures!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Someone who can do hairstyles. Lots of different hairstyles.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Who's super intelligent.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15And gets discounts at all the designer shops!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20You don't think we're making this too much about ourselves, do you?
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Nah.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25- WHISTLE BLASTS - Switch!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- SHE GASPS AND PANTS - Faster!
0:09:28 > 0:09:31If it's not hurting, it's not working.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Four, three, two, one...switch!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36SHE PUFFS
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I need to...stop.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I am exhausted.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I'm sorry. You should have said.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44We'll break for 15 minutes, OK?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Suzy, I know you are only a trainee
0:09:48 > 0:09:51so can I give you a little bit of feedback?
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Oh, I'd really value that, Sharon.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55If you want to motivate someone,
0:09:55 > 0:09:58you do need some carrots as well as sticks.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Carrots? I see...
0:10:00 > 0:10:04A little pat on the back goes a long way.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08A nice cup of Earl Grey? Maybe even a bickie?
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Tell you what,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12your boyfriend can give you a pat on the back in the race
0:10:12 > 0:10:15when you drop out of it! Bickies are for losers.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Do you want to be a loser or a winner?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Neither. I just want to be able to finish!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Wrong answer!
0:10:21 > 0:10:25You've just earned yourself another 20 dips on the iron yo-yo!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- What does that even mean? - Whoa. Take it easy.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Do you want some?- No! - Didn't think so.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33What are you waiting for? Start kissing that mat you...mat-kisser!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Good insult.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38SHE WHEEZES
0:10:38 > 0:10:39What are you doing?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Patting you on the back.
0:10:41 > 0:10:42SHE GROANS
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Good news. We've put you on a dating website.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Though by the look of things,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01maybe we should've put you on the I-Need-A-Cleaner.com.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Oh, Laurs. I've told you.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I'm not ready. I'm still cocooning.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08But there's so many lovelies.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11No. Delete me immediately. You're wasting your time.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Such a pity, because you've got over 50 responses in less than a day.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18But I'll just put these in the shredder, shall I?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Whoa-whoa! Let's not be too hasty.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23HE CHUCKLES
0:11:23 > 0:11:25All these women, interested in me?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Yeah, I know, we couldn't believe it either.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I'm not surprised.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Women have always found me kind of irresistible.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- It's a blessing and a curse. - Yeah, welcome back, Dad.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Yeah, I think I can do this.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38After all, it's a shame to keep all this to myself.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I'd keep that dressing-gown to yourself.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44Right, so, I've been looking through them all and found the best one.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48- I've found the best one.- No, I have. - Ignore her. Mine's the bee's knees.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- How would you know? You've never been on a date.- Neither have you.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55- I have!- Being in detention with someone does not count as a date.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Ow!- Oh, girls, girls...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Why don't I choose?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01We've got you this far. Let's not blow it now.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Meet Mary, your new girlfriend. - Aw...
0:12:04 > 0:12:08She has a great sense of humour and loves practical jokes.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Sense of humour, jokes? OK.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13And she's an air stewardess.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15When can I meet her?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21SQUEAKING
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Tony?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Red flower!
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- Um...- It's me, Mary.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35- See? I've got the red flower too. - Oh, hi!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You could have just said, "I'll be dressed like a clown."
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Indeed! I've come straight from work.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45So, which airline do you work for? Circus Air?
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Oh, no. My daughter filled in my profile.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52She thought "clown" might put people off. Silly, eh?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55Yeah. Pleased to meet you anyway.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57- BUZZING - Agh!
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oh! Forgot. Joy buzzer!
0:12:59 > 0:13:02Nice flower.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Smell mine.- Oh!
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Sorry. I couldn't resist. Here.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Thank you.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16SHE GIGGLES
0:13:19 > 0:13:23No, although I will admit her balloon animals were stunning.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Don't sweat it, Dad.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27You know, if you let a clown choose your dates
0:13:27 > 0:13:29you're going to end up dating a clown.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32My choice is much more your type.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34You're the same age, same interests
0:13:34 > 0:13:38and the website gives you a 99% compatibility rating!
0:13:38 > 0:13:4199%? Game on!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44And I'm really into my '90s house music.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45No way? Me too.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Sir Scratch-A-Lot. - Frankie Fat Fingers!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50We like the same music, the same films,
0:13:50 > 0:13:52the same computer games.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- Next, you'll be telling me you like to go...- BOTH:- Paintballing?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- Only every Saturday! - We should go this weekend!
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- It's a date!- Computers!
0:14:00 > 0:14:03I admit I was sceptical, but they really got it right.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06So...do you have any kids?
0:14:06 > 0:14:10- No. You don't have to worry. - What do you mean?
0:14:10 > 0:14:13It's all right. I know. "Buy me this.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16"Help me with my homework." "I feel sick."
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Who wants that, eh? Kids?!
0:14:21 > 0:14:22Nightmare!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26You didn't put on my profile that I have kids?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- We thought it might put people off. - Yes, people who hate children!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Yes, don't worry about it. Anyway, I've found someone even better.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Right.- AND she's got a child. Anyway, I'm saying "child",
0:14:36 > 0:14:38but he's actually 17 and he plays for Rangers.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42No. No, no, right, you and Millie have had your chance.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44- From now on, I'm taking over. - OK, Dad, but...
0:14:44 > 0:14:48No, Lauren. OK? I've got to do this for myself.
0:14:48 > 0:14:49- Yeah, I...I...- No!
0:14:49 > 0:14:52OK? On my own, Lauren.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55OK.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59What's my password?
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Earl Grey tea and biscuits.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Oh, thanks, Millie. You're a life-saver.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11SHE GROANS
0:15:11 > 0:15:14I'll just let it cool down.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Mum, shouldn't you be honest and tell Mike
0:15:18 > 0:15:19that you can't do the race?
0:15:19 > 0:15:22And admit that I haven't been doing his training programme?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- And that I lied to him? - Aren't you sort of lying now?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Isn't that the doorbell?
0:15:27 > 0:15:29DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:29 > 0:15:31It IS the doorbell.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33SHE GROANS
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Will you get that?
0:15:38 > 0:15:42Mum, it's Mike. Have you got a date, or something?
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Not till Thursday.- It IS Thursday.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Poo.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54All under control, is it(?)
0:15:56 > 0:15:58DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Mike! - Heya, hiya! Are you all right?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04Yeah, thanks. Just exhausted.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Oh, I came to take you salsa dancing...
0:16:07 > 0:16:10No! Uh, I've had a really hard day at work.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13There was a meltdown in the freezer aisle.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16I just want to crawl into my bed. Sorry...
0:16:16 > 0:16:18OK. Well, I'll see you at the big run, then!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Dad?
0:16:31 > 0:16:34He's not back yet. Maybe they hit it off!
0:16:34 > 0:16:36Or he's lost his bus pass.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Millie, he picked her himself. This can only end in disaster.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- He chose Mum, didn't he?- Exactly.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46Help me. Oh. Why haven't you tidied up?
0:16:46 > 0:16:48How can you people live like this?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50What's the matter? How did it go?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Amazing! She's great. She loves kids.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Wants to meet you. - You mean she's here now?
0:16:55 > 0:16:56She's outside making a call.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Thanks for the heads-up, Dad!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- I've not done my hair or anything. - Argh!
0:17:01 > 0:17:02DOOR SLAMS
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Quick. This can't look like the home of a man who's let himself go.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09Don't worry, Dad, she'll be dead impressed once she sees us.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12HE GASPS
0:17:12 > 0:17:14So, you're definitely over Mum, then?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Huh? Mum who? I'm moving on.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20It's time to look to the future, baby.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Hi! Karen, come on in!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24This is Millie.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Oh, how's it going, Millie? Oh! What is that?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34How did I do? Am I on track?
0:17:34 > 0:17:383k? Pathetic! You don't even know where the track is!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Oops. Time's up.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Well done, Sharon. You did really well today.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Oh, no, no, no, no.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I'm not falling for that.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47Got to keep going.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Winners train, losers complain!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Sorry. It's 3pm. I've got to go.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53It's 3pm?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54SHE GASPS
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Quick! Help me tidy this up! Mike's coming.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Mike? From the gym?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Oh, so you're Mike's girlfriend!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04He can't know I've got another personal trainer.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05You didn't tell him, did you?
0:18:05 > 0:18:08Not a word. He really likes you, you know?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Oh, really?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12He calls you his dolce cucciolo.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16- It means "sweet puppy", apparently. - Oh, I expect you misheard.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17DOORBELL RINGS
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Quick! He's here! Hide!
0:18:22 > 0:18:23DOORBELL RINGS AGAIN
0:18:23 > 0:18:24I'm just coming!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Sorry to keep you waiting.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Heya! Hiya!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh, my dolce cucciolo!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Ooh! Have you just been for a run?
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Oh, just a quick 6k.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I thought today was a rest day.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43- Yeah. I find running restful.- Yeah, but you don't want to overdo it.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Think about it. If your legs could speak, think what they might say.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Oh, no, I'll do that!
0:18:51 > 0:18:52I'll have a quick shower.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I'll be five minutes! Don't go anywhere!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59So, you work in a supermarket?
0:18:59 > 0:19:02Jollyshopper. I'm doing an evening shift.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Oh, hey! Wasn't expecting to see you here.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08- Lauren, this is Karen.- What?
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Ow! Ow, a splinter!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Are you all right?
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Mmm! I hate them!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Oh, don't worry. We'll soon have that out.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Now, I'm sure I have a pair of tweezers in here.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22- There we are!- Great!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I'll just go put some tea on.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26You, ah, girls can get to know each other.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- Do you have any Earl Grey? - I'll take a look.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Now, hold still.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Nearly there...
0:19:34 > 0:19:35- Ah, got it!- Ah!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Now...
0:19:40 > 0:19:42There you go.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43How do you feel?
0:19:43 > 0:19:45A little bit freaked out, actually.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Millie. Um...
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Do you know how to work the teapot?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Honestly, Tony. It'll be easier if I do it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56She's exactly like Mum!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58It's like they were separated at birth!
0:19:58 > 0:20:00How can Dad not see that?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- Maybe he doesn't want to. - It's so weird.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Not as weird as Christmas could be.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Thanks for the socks.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10BOTH TOGETHER: Glad you liked them.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- Could you pass the salt? - Could you pass the pepper?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15- I said the salt! - I said the pepper!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23We need to make Dad see it before Mum becomes our step-mum.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Right, OK. I've got a plan.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27- But I'm going to need to use your mobile.- No way.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Just don't change any settings.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32All I need you to do is get Karen out of the room.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33Easy.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I'll just treat her like...Mum.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Wait!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Oh, it's OK. Sorry.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I've seen this sort of thing before.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13You have?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16You are addicted to exercise!
0:21:16 > 0:21:20It happens with certain high-achieving personality types.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23You're right! I am out of control.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26What you need is a complete break.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Well, it would be a struggle.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30But I could give it a go.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Let me cover this up for you.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35Ah! Suze! What are you doing...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Two personal trainers!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43It's worse than I thought.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Chocolate biscuits! Now, they are a bit damaged, but...
0:21:48 > 0:21:50They'll still taste the same?
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Exactly.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Aw, you two look so nice together.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57How about I take a photo of you both?
0:21:57 > 0:22:00OK. Smile!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03- Aw.- Dad! Dad! There's a spider in the bathroom!
0:22:03 > 0:22:05- How big?- Huge! And hairy.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Well, leave me out of it.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08But I need the loo.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10I'll get it. I'm not scared of spiders.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Didn't think you would be.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I can do it now if you want? Oh, they've gone. Good.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Aw, you look so nice.- Oh!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Ah, it's you and Mum from before.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23- Oh, yeah.- You and Karen.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Mm-hmm.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26- You and Sharon.- Eh!
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Karen...
0:22:29 > 0:22:31And then Sharon.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Oh! Ah!
0:22:33 > 0:22:34Notice anything?
0:22:35 > 0:22:38My hair's thinning! How's that possible after just a year?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40What do you think of Karen, though? She's great, huh?
0:22:40 > 0:22:43Dad, you know, I've been thinking. Maybe you were right.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46Maybe you need more time before you start dating again.
0:22:46 > 0:22:48No. You were right. Hmm?
0:22:48 > 0:22:50I think she's going to be a really positive influence.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52You know, she might even be...
0:22:52 > 0:22:53the one.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56I can't believe you hired Suzy!
0:22:56 > 0:23:00She's, like, an extreme trainer. She's made grown men cry.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02- Babies. - I thought she was still a trainee?
0:23:02 > 0:23:04That is why she is still a trainee.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08Oh, Mike. I didn't follow our training programme.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I was really busy! And a bit lazy.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15It's OK. I only made it up so I could spend more time with you!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Aw. How romantic!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I don't even care if you can't run round the block.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21That's lucky.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24I just like you for you.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I'm welling up here.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Look, Shaz, I feel I should go.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31But I've never given up on a client yet.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33It's all right, Suze.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36You're fired.
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Thank you.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Dad, look, we've tried to be subtle
0:23:41 > 0:23:43but we've got something to tell you.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46The fact is that Karen is sort of...
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Karen's kind of...
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Karen's what?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51She looks like Mum, OK?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54You serious? Maybe there's a slight resemblance...
0:23:54 > 0:23:57She's a clone! She looks the same. Acts the same.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00The bag, the biscuits, the licky thing with the hanky
0:24:00 > 0:24:02and she even works in a supermarket!
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Yeah, a lot of people work in supermarkets.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I think I know what's going on here.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08You two have a problem with me seeing someone new.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10You're not seeing somebody new, Dad.
0:24:10 > 0:24:11You're just dating Mum all over again.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13You're wrong, OK? Karen is not Sharon.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Holy moly! I'm dating my wife!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20- Finally!- What am I going to do? What am I going to tell her?
0:24:20 > 0:24:21You've got to help me!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Relax. We got you into this.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25We should've just left you to wallow in ice cream,
0:24:25 > 0:24:26but we pushed you too far.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29- Right, so...- So it's probably best if we stay out of this now.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32- What?!- We'll just leave you to deal with this by yourself.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34We'll be in our room. Good luck.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Thanks a lot!
0:24:37 > 0:24:40- TOGETHER:- I need to say something... - I was just wondering if I...
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- Sorry. You go first.- After you.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Well, I've had a really good day...
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- So did I.- And you've been great with the girls...
0:24:47 > 0:24:49almost like their mother.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52But you know how we talked about meeting for a second...
0:24:52 > 0:24:53I can't do it!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Sorry?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I can't go on a second date with you, Tony. I'm sorry.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Oh. Dear. Er... Why not?
0:25:00 > 0:25:03I do like you. But the truth is...
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- you remind me too much of my ex-husband.- What?!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I saw the resemblance when we were having coffee
0:25:09 > 0:25:10and I thought I could get past it
0:25:10 > 0:25:14but now I've seen your flat, and all the gadgets,
0:25:14 > 0:25:16and the spider phobia,
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- and I just don't think I can. - I understand.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23I think I would find it very hard to get past something that...weird.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26I hope you find someone you like.
0:25:26 > 0:25:27No hard feelings?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Course not, Sharon.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35I mean, Karen! Oh, dear.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36DOOR CLOSES
0:25:40 > 0:25:41There we go.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Ah... I still can't believe I finished!
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Well done. Hey, how's the ankle?
0:25:47 > 0:25:51Really sore. Thanks for that piggy-back the last three miles.
0:25:51 > 0:25:52I'm going to get a drink.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, no, let me do it.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Ow. Ow...
0:25:58 > 0:26:00You little faker! Come here!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06HE STRAINS
0:26:06 > 0:26:08What are you doing?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Oh, you're bang on about one thing.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11I need to start getting in shape.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14So your mum recommended this personal trainer she knows.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Wait! What? No, Dad, no... - Best thing about her is,
0:26:16 > 0:26:18she's totally free! Cos she's just a trainee!
0:26:18 > 0:26:20WHISTLE BLOWS
0:26:20 > 0:26:21- Don't just stand there!- Oh!
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Start pumping iron, blubber-pants!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34OK. I admit it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36I was wrong to push Dad into dating.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39He didn't have a problem with Mike. We did.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40It's not a race.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43And what might be right for Mum might not be right for Dad.