0:00:02 > 0:00:04Mum's gone out with her boyfriend, Mike,
0:00:04 > 0:00:07so we're making a secret feast. I'm making pudding and so is Lauren.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10It's all pudding. That's why it's a secret.
0:00:11 > 0:00:14I haven't made any tea. Will you be all right?
0:00:14 > 0:00:16- BOTH:- Yeah, we'll be fine.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Holly better get here on time.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21Holly the babysitter. We love her.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24She literally never looks up from her phone.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38So, how have they been?
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Yeah, fine.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Now, that's what I call a babysitter.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Well... Plump!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Oh, and Mike's bringing Craig over later.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Craig? He's the guy's son, right?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Just a little hello and go,
0:01:32 > 0:01:34so you can get to know each other.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Like cats, except without the sniffing. Obviously.
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Jokes!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Don't say 'jokes'.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42I would really like it
0:01:42 > 0:01:45if you two could make an effort to be nice to him.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48You've met him, yeah? What's he like?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Fun.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00I had an awesome idea. We can have...a pamper party!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Sounds fun. I love being pampered.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04No, you're pampering me.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Well, that sounds less fun.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08OK, I'll paint your toes,
0:02:08 > 0:02:11so you don't look like such a little geek.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Aw. It's nice having a big sister sometimes.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Hey, get off!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18- It's not sweet enough. Fail. - I put loads of that sugar in.
0:02:18 > 0:02:22- That's Mike's protein shake! - Oh, no. He left it in the cupboards.
0:02:22 > 0:02:24And he left his cycling shorts in the bathroom.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26No kidding, they stood up by themselves.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29And I found his half-eaten energy bar in the hall.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I could hardly bring myself to finish it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35His stuff is all over. It's like he already lives here.
0:02:35 > 0:02:36Yeah, like that'll every happen.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Mum's already spent the last six months de-Dadding the place.
0:02:40 > 0:02:43OK. Foot spa, face pack, eye soak...
0:02:43 > 0:02:46and we can watch The Boy Over The Road!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48OK, I'm not really comfortable with that.
0:02:48 > 0:02:52It's a romcom. Are you medieval like Mum? Do you live in a cave?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54How can you not have heard of this?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Mum, what are you wearing? - What? I look fine.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00- For parents' night, maybe. - This is a date.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02You're out with a trendy young guy.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04People will think you're his boss or something.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07He's vibing hip and your vibing job interview.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Stop it! No, they won't.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Will they?
0:03:11 > 0:03:14- We'll give you a quick make-over. - You'll look hot.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- BOTH:- Trust us!
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- There. Now we're talking. - No-one will guess how old you are.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Thanks.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24I'm going to a Japanese restaurant, not a Union J gig.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Oh, couldn't you get tickets(?)
0:03:26 > 0:03:29- Ignore her. You look fab. - I look deluded.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I have to get changed before Mike gets here.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33DOORBELL RINGS
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Heya. Hiya.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Wow. You look...great.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43I thought, "Why not go crazy?"
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Girls, this is my son, Craig.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Yo.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51What's up?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53- BOTH:- Hiya.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56He's a bit shy, but he's great once you get to know him.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- So, Craig. You like music?- Yeah.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Do you play anything? - I do a bit of beatboxing.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Oh. Next time you come, bring your beatbox.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Will you say something?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13ALARM BEEPS
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh, no.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16What is it?
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Holly's cancelled. She's sick.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Oh, I'll never get anyone now. Oh, my night out.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Our night in.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Hang on. Craig can babysit.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27He's old enough technically.
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Really? Oh, what do you think, girls?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35I guess so. I mean, you should go. You never get out much.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Yeah. We'll be fine.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39How about it, Chief? I'll pay ya.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I could always get Mrs Hope from next door to look in on you.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Thanks very much. TV's through there. Just make yourself at home.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47If they give you any trouble,
0:04:47 > 0:04:50one word to me and I cancel their sleepovers.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51- BOTH:- Mum!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53I would've said the same thing to Holly.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Right, let's get out of here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57- Any problems, just give me a call. - We will.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I meant Craig.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07So, what was meant to be a quick sniff and go
0:05:07 > 0:05:10has now become babysitting. Great(!)
0:05:13 > 0:05:16I think he'll be even less trouble than Holly.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19- He hardly says a word. - Yeah, you see, he's a wannabe.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21He wants you to think he's street,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23but he probably still sucks his thumb.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Hi, Dad. How are you?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Lauren, I've got a date!
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Dad, we've been through this before.
0:05:31 > 0:05:32Going to the opticians is not a date.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35Oh, but she looked deeply into my eyes.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36That is her job.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Well, this is different. I met her on the internet.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41You didn't go back to that dating website, did you?
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Not after last time.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44No, this was a plumbing forum.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47A plumbing forum where people talk about sinks and drains?
0:05:47 > 0:05:48What were you even doing in...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50No, don't tell me. I don't want to know.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Well, we're going for dinner tonight.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56But what about Mum, though?
0:05:56 > 0:06:00It just... I know you guys aren't getting back together,
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- but stranger things have happened. - Yeah, not that strange.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Come on. I need a pep talk. What do I say to this lady?
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I want to impress her, show her how together I am.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11OK. Well, what time have you booked the restaurant for?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Restaurant? Booked?
0:06:23 > 0:06:25He's a bit in the way, isn't he?
0:06:25 > 0:06:27We could just cover him with a blanket.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Snackage for the babysitter. Sweet.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Uh, no. That's...
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I can tell we're going to get on just fine.
0:06:33 > 0:06:34Chuck this in first, will ya?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Sorry, but we're watching The Boy Over The Road,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39not Mega Truck Rally: Volume 5.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42And the snacks are for us. We're having a pamper party. Girls only.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44But you can go and hang out in the kitchen.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Except during out pizza break.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Yo, ladies. Let's get a few things straight, yeah.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I'm the babysitter.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54You're the babies. I'm in charge. Therefore, what I say goes.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55And I'm watching this, so...
0:06:55 > 0:06:58pamper yourselves somewhere else.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Any questions? Nah. Good.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Well, that was a lot of words. - And a bit rude.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Who do you think you are? Jay-Z?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09This is our house.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- And we can do what we want in it. Do- you- have any questions?
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Do one. I'm busy. You can leave that there.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20Take that.
0:07:26 > 0:07:31I've never met such a mean, big-headed, annoying, rude boy.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34That's just because you've not been in secondary school long enough yet.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37You just need to speak to them in their language.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I'm sorry, but I don't speak grunt.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I can't spend the rest of the night looking at the back of your head.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I've seem it all before.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46You need to suffer for beauty. OW!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Well, if I'm suffering, then you're suffering, too.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Are we going to let him get away with this?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Millie, he's much bigger than us.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55But we're smarter than him.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- OK, well, I'm smarter than him.- Oi!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00If we let him push us around like this,
0:08:00 > 0:08:02then we'll be his slaves forever.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Cushion! Drink! Straw! Paper umbrella!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Foot rest.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17And that must never happen.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19OK. I'll reason with him.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23Now, you sneak in, grab the telly control,
0:08:23 > 0:08:25and then we can call the shots.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26I can't rush my eye soak.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Warning: Oversoaking may cause your eyeballs
0:08:31 > 0:08:33to drop out and roll under the cooker.
0:08:33 > 0:08:34- What?!- Lauren!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Arigato.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Oh, you speak Japanese.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I learned a couple of words when I knew that we were coming here.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Sushi. Origami.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Oh, I don't think you're supposed to eat those.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52- Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course. - HE SNORTS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56WAITER SPEAK IN JAPANESE
0:08:56 > 0:08:58MIKE REPLIES IN JAPANESE
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Yeah, I said we just needed a minute.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06- Wow.- I picked it up when I was learning my martial arts.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Hi-yah!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09It's good here, innit?
0:09:09 > 0:09:13It's not too trendy. A bit like...us.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18Tony!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20What are you doing here?
0:09:20 > 0:09:22Shaz! Erm...
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Just meeting someone.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28You're not following me, are you?
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Heh? Course I'm not following you. I just told you I'm meeting someone.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35Well, you're a bit overdressed, aren't you?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Well, at least I don't look like I'm trying to blend in
0:09:37 > 0:09:39at a school disco.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Mate, you're not supposed to eat those.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46They're just for show.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48HE CRUNCHES
0:09:48 > 0:09:50I don't know how Mum was even thinking
0:09:50 > 0:09:52our evening was going to go,
0:09:52 > 0:09:54but I'm pretty sure it didn't involve a double date
0:09:54 > 0:09:56with her ex-husband.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03It's not our fault our parents picked each other. Is it?
0:10:03 > 0:10:06True. They are a bizarro couple.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Ah, totally. Are they?
0:10:09 > 0:10:10What are we?
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I tried telling my dad that he could do better, but he didn't listen.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Mum never pays any attention to...
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Wait, better?
0:10:17 > 0:10:19- Yeah, my dad's pretty cool. - And our mum's not?
0:10:19 > 0:10:23He's like a vintage sports car. Your mum's more like an estate.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26At least she doesn't just lift weights and look in the mirror.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Your mum couldn't even organise a babysitter.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29That was just bad luck.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33Everyone has bad luck. Like your dad when he had you.
0:10:33 > 0:10:34Half human, half orc.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Bedtime.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39At 8.30?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41- Yeah. Don't forget to brush your teeth.- No way.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44OK, fine. I'll tell your mum that you scratched my DVD.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46My word against yours.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- What?- But we didn't.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Yeah, but I'm bored of it now anyway.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52And one more word from me and your sleepovers are history.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05If we stand under the plum tree and wait for apples to fall,
0:11:05 > 0:11:07then we will stand for a long time.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08What?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Sorry, I might not have remembered that right.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13What I mean is no hard feelings, mate.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15You're right, it's no-one's fault.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Mike, leave the stalker alone.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21- I told you, I've got a date. - Who with? Your imaginary friend?
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Hello?
0:11:27 > 0:11:28- Oh. - HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:11:28 > 0:11:30You must be Tony.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- I'm so sorry I'm late.- That's OK.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Oh, and I'm not, like, a leather nut or anything. I came on my bike.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Oh, and I brought it with me, so...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oh!
0:11:40 > 0:11:41SHE SIGHS
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Was that a bit weird?
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Not at all.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- You look lovely.- Thank you.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50Great to finally meet you.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Unless I'm imagining it.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03What are you doing down here?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05It took ages for my twerpy little sister to get to sleep.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08She couldn't find her ted. So, what are we doing?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10We're not doing anything.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Look...
0:12:11 > 0:12:13I know little kids are a pain.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17I'll help you babysit. As long as we split the money. Obvs.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19In your dreams.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Hey, do you like the Temper Hearts?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23What, a bunch of floppy-haired posers?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24You seem a bit tense.
0:12:26 > 0:12:27I bet you could use a foot spa.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Are you still here?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Hey, why don't we play keepy-uppy?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I'm really amazing at it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42That one was to you.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45And stay up there!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51OK. What's your plan?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55CRAIG SNORES
0:13:36 > 0:13:37He's going to go wild.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40If this goes wrong, we'll be so dead.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41You've hid all the drinks...
0:13:43 > 0:13:45..and I've turned the water off. Check.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Pizza's ready. Smells yum.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52We'll rely on split-second timing.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54LAUREN SHRIEKS
0:13:55 > 0:13:59- We're so dead.- Don't say that. - Sorry. All right. Let's do it.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02I hope you like Chinese food.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Isn't it Japanese?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Sorry. I have this bad habit of always correcting guys.
0:14:07 > 0:14:08It's probably why I'm single.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I can't think of any other reasons.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14We're two whooping cranes, yeah, but in different nests.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15For now.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Excuse me!
0:14:19 > 0:14:21This isn't going to work.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Amber...
0:14:24 > 0:14:26this is my ex-wife, Sharon.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Your what?
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Hi. One of us needs to go somewhere else.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Well, if you want to leave I won't stop you.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36Heya! Hiya! And this is my ex-wife's new boyfriend.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38We were here first.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Well, we're not going anywhere.
0:14:39 > 0:14:44Hey, hey, hey. We are all adults here, yeah? It'll be fine.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49There's your problem. The valve's stuck.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57As I was saying, we...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59are like two cranes.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03You mean the big yellow things on building sites?
0:15:03 > 0:15:07No. Birds. Separate nests.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Oh, nests. Right, right.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12It's OK, it's OK. Craig is really experienced.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15She's always like this when you're out.
0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Fidgets. Can't relax. - Yes, I can!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I am totally relaxed! Look! I'm taking off my jacket!
0:15:21 > 0:15:24I'm having a relaxing chat with Mike.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Where were we, Mike?
0:15:25 > 0:15:28You know, I was just saying that we're like two...
0:15:29 > 0:15:32I'll just text the girls. Check they're OK.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38Oh, Craig!
0:15:38 > 0:15:39You look so amazing.
0:15:39 > 0:15:42All you needed was a make-over.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44MILLIE AND LAUREN GIGGLE
0:15:47 > 0:15:49CRAIG SCREAMS
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Right.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00No more Mr Nice Guy.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- You wouldn't.- Try me. - No, no, no, no, no.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11So nice to meet a boy who's serious about skin care.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh, and I'm loving your nails.
0:16:13 > 0:16:15OK. Good one.
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Now, here's the deal. You give me back my headphones...
0:16:18 > 0:16:20and the pizza, and I let you live.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22I don't think so, Princess Fiona.
0:16:22 > 0:16:23Now, turn around and start walking.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25No, wait!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27He can watch us eat.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28Good idea.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30So yum. I want that bit.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32No, I've touched that bit already.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- Here, hold the string. - No, you hold the string.
0:16:36 > 0:16:41Noooooo!
0:16:43 > 0:16:44It was all her idea.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Nah.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49You can watch me eat...
0:16:49 > 0:16:51while I think of what to do with you.
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Let us go...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55cos you're big enough to see the funny side?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01That's really hot!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04What have you done do it?!
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Where's the water?! Seriously! That is really hot!
0:17:06 > 0:17:07I seriously need some water!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Why is there no water in the fridge?!
0:17:09 > 0:17:13There's some lemonade in the laundry room. It's just through there.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15How much chilli did you put in that pizza?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17All of it!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21I like living alone. My life feels very centred at the moment.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Centred around the telly.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26SHARON GASPS
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Don't react. You're better than that.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32OK, OK. Well, now you're even.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Let it go.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38Oh!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40That was meant for him. I'm sorry.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45I made that mistake. They're not for eating.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47No? OK, then.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Oh.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53Just leave it!
0:17:56 > 0:17:57No, no, I wasn't going to...
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I would never touch you... I like you,
0:17:59 > 0:18:01It's just that I'm totally non-violent.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Except in self-defence.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Are you all right, mate? I'm sorry,
0:18:06 > 0:18:08It's just... My martial arts training.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11That's it! I want everybody out now!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14And don't every come back here again!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Come on, let's go and get fish and chips.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, you're my kind of lady.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24So... you'd think grown-ups would act a bit more...
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Well, the clue is in the name.
0:18:25 > 0:18:29You can dress them up, but you can't take them out.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Sayonara.
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Oi! Let me out!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44As if. That's what you get for dissing our mum.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45And the Temper Hearts.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47You'll lose all of your sleepovers.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50So what? We've got pics of you and we're not afraid to post them.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52We had a pamper party and you got pamped.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Now, it's your bedtime. Nighty night.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Oi! OK, listen. I wasn't going to tell you this, but, erm...
0:18:59 > 0:19:02You know what my dad's going to be asking your mum tonight?
0:19:02 > 0:19:04How come she has such cool kids?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06No, he's going to ask if they can move in together.
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Don't be daft. Mum would never move us in with Mike. No way.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12No, you don't understand. They're talking about...
0:19:12 > 0:19:13us moving in here. With you.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- Us?- Yeah. I mean, I could be living here one day.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19So, you know, if I were you I'd get on my good side now.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22Just open the door and we'll call it even, yeah?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36No-one finds out about this, all right? Ever.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48You've been pamped. Brilliant(!)
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Moving in?
0:19:51 > 0:19:54But if Mike moves in, then that means there's no chance...
0:19:54 > 0:19:56A chance that what?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00A chance that Dad would come back?
0:20:00 > 0:20:01No.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Yeah.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Lauren, it's so not going to happen.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I know. Do you think I'm stupid?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10It doesn't stop me from wishing for it.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12- It's not like I want to.- I know.
0:20:12 > 0:20:16It's just so hard when they practically live in the same road.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17I know.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23So... Craig.
0:20:23 > 0:20:27If Mum mentions anything about moving in, we put our foot down.
0:20:27 > 0:20:28You think?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31But what if Mike is Mum's Boy Over The Road?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34That true.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36And maybe she just met him a bit late.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38So romantic.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42And we could be really big about it and not stand in her way
0:20:42 > 0:20:44and she'd love us for ever.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Maybe. What do you think?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Thanks for walking me home, Amber.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- It's a bit of a mess, I'm afraid. Pizza box!- Oh!
0:21:04 > 0:21:07It's a typical man cave. I don't mind.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09I am starving and I love fish and chips.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10- Vinegar.- Bring it on.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20- Red or brown?- Both.- Both!
0:21:20 > 0:21:22SQUELCHING
0:21:22 > 0:21:24So, favourite fish and chip shop names?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Er... The Codfather.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28The Frying Scotsman.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29I love rock and sole.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Chip ahoy!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34You know your chippies, I'll give you that.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I have been on some weird first dates, but I can honestly say
0:21:36 > 0:21:40I've never got into a food fight with someone's ex-wife before.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Yeah. Sorry about that. I don't know what got into her.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Following me to the restaurant and everything.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47It was quite exciting. I could have carried on, to be honest.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I know what you mean.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Oh!- So sorry.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Sorry.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05Sorry we're late. How were they?
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Yeah, they were fine. - Thank you SO much.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'll just put the kettle on.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Cheers, pal. I knew I could count on you.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27No way. This is danger money.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Mum, it's our best dress. What did you do to it?
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Ah, it's a long story.
0:22:37 > 0:22:41We had a lovely walk home and Mike had something he wanted to ask me.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Yeah, I was saying to your mum that we're like two cranes,
0:22:44 > 0:22:46but in different nests.
0:22:46 > 0:22:49I don't think the whole crane thing is working.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51What he means is...
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Is how would we feel about him moving in here with us.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57I mean, half his stuff is here already. It really makes sense.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Yeah. And you two can spend more time holding hands
0:23:00 > 0:23:01and making googly eyes.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yeah, that's right. Basically.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Do you guys want to go away and talk about it?
0:23:08 > 0:23:09We already did.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Right. Great.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13- And?- And I guess it depends
0:23:13 > 0:23:16on whether or not we got on with Craig here or not.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Does it? And did you?
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Yeah. Sort of. Whatever.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26He's OK. For a boy.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27I knew you'd get on.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28So, you don't mind?
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Mum, it's fine.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31And you're going to do it anyway.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33We just need to try it out.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34See how it goes.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Yeah? Oh.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Seriously, I want that dry cleaned.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Oh, you girls are legends.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43I'm actually...
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I'm actually starving.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47I thought you'd already had dinner?
0:23:47 > 0:23:48No, Dad! No, no, no Dad!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Well, that was a nice evening. Most of it.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Anyway... Maybe we should...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Let's face it. It was a disaster.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Yeah.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Yeah, you're probably right. Best draw a line under the whole thing.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Erm... It was nice meeting you.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05I think we should try again.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Great.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- That's what I was thinking, too.- Yeah?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Good thinking.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14- So, you'll call me?- You betcha.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16- OK. Bye.- Bye.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23HE SIGHS
0:24:23 > 0:24:25PHONE RINGS
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Hi, Dad. How did your date go?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Really ace. We've got so much in common.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35She's gorgeous, clever, great sense of humour
0:24:35 > 0:24:37and she likes fish and chips.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Fish and chips?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- I thought you were going to a posh restaurant?- It was her idea.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Lauren, I think she's amazing.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46It's too soon. That's the salt and vinegar talking.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48So you didn't put her off? You'll see her again?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Definitely. For one thing...
0:24:50 > 0:24:54she won't get far without her bypass valve.
0:24:54 > 0:24:55- Night, Dad.- Night.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06So, it looks like Mike and the muppet might be moving in.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08That's the trouble with single parents.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10You can't count on them staying single.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12KNOCK ON THE DOOR
0:25:16 > 0:25:17I just wanted to say sorry.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Sorry? What for?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Underestimating you.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22I won't make that mistake again.
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Booby trap pizza was a nice touch.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Thanks. Your skin looks smooth.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Thanks. I might use your face pack more often.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33Yeah. You only get one face. Sadly for you.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36- This ain't over.- Bring it on. - See ya.- Wouldn't want to be ya!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Can you believe it?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44He still thinks he can come in here and be the boss of me and Lauren.
0:25:44 > 0:25:47Poor guy. I almost feel sorry for him.