0:00:06 > 0:00:07Hello?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Where's Dad?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12Dad's taking us swimming. He loves swimming.
0:00:16 > 0:00:19Finally! Can we go now?
0:00:21 > 0:00:23He's half dad, half seal.
0:00:23 > 0:00:25It looks weird in here.
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Do you think Dad's been burgled?
0:00:26 > 0:00:29No, well, unless they broke in and tidied up.
0:00:29 > 0:00:34Well, there are snacks in bowls. Are we in the right house?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36What are you two doing here?
0:00:36 > 0:00:39That's nice! We're going swimming, remember?
0:00:39 > 0:00:41No, that's tomorrow.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Today.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Oh, I can't.- What's going on? And why are you all smart-looking?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47You're not meant to be here.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49DOOR BUZZER
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Hi! Amber! Come on up!
0:01:26 > 0:01:30Amber? Amber... But haven't you been out with her once already?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31And your point is, exactly?
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Well, I can't wait to meet her! And I'm sure she's curious about us.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39Er, not now. I've not told her all about you yet.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41What haven't you told her?
0:01:41 > 0:01:43- That you exist.- No way! - Are you kidding?
0:01:43 > 0:01:45I was going to do it but...
0:01:45 > 0:01:47What, you had more important stuff to tell her?
0:01:47 > 0:01:49- We're the biggest thing in your life!- The only thing!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52I had a life before you two came along, you know!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54- I did stuff.- What stuff?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56- I was a DJ. - What? You never DJed!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00- Well, I had to tell her something. - Wait, you told Amber you were a DJ?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Look, Amber's really, really cool. She goes to gigs.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06She likes olives. She rides a motorbike!!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08- But you're terrified of them. - She doesn't know that.
0:02:08 > 0:02:13It's the start of the relationship. My golden chance to make stuff up!
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Might not be the start of anything.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Too right.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19So I want to impress her before she finds out what I'm really like.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22- And... - And you're ashamed of us.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23What? No...
0:02:23 > 0:02:25KNOCK-KNOCK Quick, hide!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Hi.- Hey.
0:02:29 > 0:02:30Come on in!
0:02:39 > 0:02:44I've never seen anyone cook a sausage on a power screwdriver before.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47It's the best way to get them evenly brown and juicy.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Craig is going to love this when he wakes up!
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Oh, no, they're not for us!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54A national buyer is visiting my branch of Sunnyshopper.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58I'm going to stun them with my revolutionary new line of sausages.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00"Revolutionary"! Very good!
0:03:00 > 0:03:03This could be bye-bye to stacking veg in the cold store.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06I'm thinking...Assistant Manager.
0:03:06 > 0:03:10Well, if you don't dream, you can never wake up.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15Do you want a nibble? This one is the Spring Surprise.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16What's in this?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Lamb and rhubarb.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Mmm.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22Tandoori chicken with banana...
0:03:22 > 0:03:24prawn cocktail...
0:03:24 > 0:03:29and this is a cross between steak 'n kidney and bacon 'n mushroom.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Steak and bacon?
0:03:31 > 0:03:33No, kidney and mushroom.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36There! I want them to stand out.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37They definitely will.
0:03:43 > 0:03:47This is Dad's first ever second date! Well, not including Mum.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50But it always seems to go wrong somehow.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Smell mine.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Kids!
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Nightmare!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59- Hi!- How's it going, Millie?
0:03:59 > 0:04:01She's exactly like Mum!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Like they were separated at birth.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Holy moly! I'm dating my wife!
0:04:06 > 0:04:11It's a minefield! Dating is like war, but with nicer meals.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I don't like her.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16You can't just decide about someone in 30 seconds!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Why not? I did with you.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Ooh, almost forgot, I got you a little present.- Oh!
0:04:20 > 0:04:23There's a mistake there - there's no name on it.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26It's a pre-release. You know - a white label for DJs only?
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Oh! Of course, yes. I know all about that.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31I thought you could give it a spin on your decks.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Deck. As long as it's got a hole in the middle...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36which it does. Yep! Come on in!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38OK. Just the one deck, is it?
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh, hang it up, Dad!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Yeah, who just dumps their stuff in the hall?
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Lauren! What are you doing?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Checking on her. Don't judge me.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58She's a psycho! We have to warn Dad!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Stop it. Let me see.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04OK, now that is not bad.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Awesome screen. I was looking at this one in the shop, actually...
0:05:07 > 0:05:08Until they threw you out of the shop.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10PHONE RINGS
0:05:10 > 0:05:11Quick, hide!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20That's probably the cat that's done that.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- It's a big cat!- Yeah, it's too big for a cat-flap.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I had to get a dog-flap put in.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Who does she think she is, coming here with her snooty DJ record?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Cos genius Dad told her he used to DJ!
0:05:30 > 0:05:32She's stuck-up.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33What, a bit like your fringe?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35No, you're right.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Let's see who else is on the list of "girlfriends for Dad."
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Oh...look, there's NO-ONE!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43I just think that Dad should wait for the right person.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Someone like...Mum.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh, and that worked out so well(!)
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It still could...they're both a lot happier now.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52And why do you think that is? Cos they live apart!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55All right! Keep your hair extensions on.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- That's my jacket!- So? You borrow my stuff all the time.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Dad really needs to find someone now Mum has Mike.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Yeah!- Great selling point - "I'm desperate".
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Dad's right - this is his one chance to make her think he's cool!
0:06:06 > 0:06:09- But he can't.- But you can.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11- Me?- Yeah! You totally know what makes someone look good...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13That's very true.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15And we can help him behind the scenes.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18I can. But you wouldn't know cool if it bit you!
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Mmm. Sweet!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ugh!
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Ugh!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Ugh!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- Cheesy Wheel?- Thanks.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57So, your bike - big beast, is it?
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- Oh, you like bikes? - Me? Yeah, mad on 'em.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Come down and have a look.- OK.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I might even let you ride it.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09- No! No, erm, I probably shouldn't. - Why?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Oh, cooking and stuff.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Come down and have a look.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14OK.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Now to make Dad into an International Man of Mystery!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- I'm not sure we have got that long. - Give me the cookbook Mum gave him.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31- Gourmet Meals For One? - Not her most tactful pressie.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34We'll use my sound system - and I can do a wicked poster on the computer!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Operation Bigging Up Dad is go!
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Curry in a Hurry?- Uh-uh.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42"Tiger Hammer" body spray?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Smooth Sounds Of The '90s?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49No, no and no!
0:07:49 > 0:07:53We've got more time! The bike's fallen over with Dad on it.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55See what you can borrow from Shaun next door.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57He's a healthy eater and a sports freak.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Go, go, go!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Ahhh!
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Shazza's sausages! They're not for eating!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08You're telling me - I think they're off.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10These are samples! For her work!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- Mate, were they on the table? - Yes.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Then they're fair game. That's the rules.
0:08:14 > 0:08:18The rules are, we have got to make some more before she notices, or else WE are fair game!
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yeah, whatever. Fry me an egg while you're at it.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Sausages, sausages, sausages...sausages...sausages.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Oh, no! She made them from scratch!
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Dad, you don't make sausages. They come from animals.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Even I know that.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Sausages do not just...grow on pigs!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34- Yeah, well, if you say so. - This should be an eye-opener!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37They're not there any more!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39They're probably on their way up!
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Go, go, go!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Stop saying go!
0:08:49 > 0:08:50Awesome machine!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Sorry I dropped it.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54No harm done. I'll take you out on it one day.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56- I promise.- Can't wait.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00- Do you want to go spin that disc! - Right.- Yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04So take it away, Master Blaster.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08RECORD PLAYS
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I just love this.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Just can't stop moving, can you?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Come on then, let's see your moves, Mr DJ.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30He did it! Dad's dancing...
0:09:30 > 0:09:33That's something I'm never going to be able to un-see.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh, turn it up. Here comes the drop.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37'And welcome to Fishing Today, where we will be
0:09:37 > 0:09:39'discussing the price of cod...'
0:09:39 > 0:09:41BAGPIPE MUSIC
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Sorry. It's a practice rig.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46It's OK, I'm having fun!
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Oh, I know we're meant to be playing it cool,
0:09:48 > 0:09:51but I hate pretending and you seem really genuine,
0:09:51 > 0:09:54and I don't go on many second dates, so...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57That came out wrong.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00I wish someone would stop me talking.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04She moved in.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Do you think he's going to kiss her?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Do you want a cup of tea?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Oh, Dad!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20But phew! That would have been too weird.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You didn't tell me you were into adrenaline sports.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Now she's going to see how cool I am.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27- I mean he is.- You what?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Ice climbing? What do you climb?
0:10:29 > 0:10:35Ice...icles. They're small but they're technically demanding.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37And men's fashion?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yes, I like to keep abreast of all the trends.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Who's your style icon?
0:10:41 > 0:10:42Prince Charles.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Not cool, Dad.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Shark fishing! Isn't that dangerous?
0:10:48 > 0:10:53You have to know what you're doing around the big sea...
0:10:53 > 0:10:54mammals.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Personally I think that's a bit cruel!
0:10:57 > 0:11:03Oh, well, when I say I hunt them, I mean hunt FOR them.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06And then there they are. And swim around them with them a bit.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08You know, like mates.
0:11:10 > 0:11:12Now that is impressive.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Wow. I was obviously fitter then.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24It's all still there, under the surface.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31So you can make sausages! Who knew?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33Most people. Pan!
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Mmm! That's what I'm talking about.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Stop eating them!
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Ah! My samples! Who did this?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43I was hungry!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45You didn't even finish them!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Not that hungry.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50My leek and squid, that took ages. What was it like?
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Chewing a tyre?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Listen, together we can fix this.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58TEAM - Together Everyone Achieves More.
0:11:58 > 0:12:02SOLO. Shove Off, Leave, Out!
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Out!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Shaz...- Both of you!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Whoa. She...er...really lost it.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Well, she's upset! This is important. It's her chance to shine!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20We did her a favour. The world is simply not ready for pork and marmalade.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Someone had to be the first to try snail porridge!
0:12:22 > 0:12:24And who thought to put liver and onions together?
0:12:24 > 0:12:26A torturer?
0:12:26 > 0:12:27I know you want to make this right.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Yeah. Why's that? She's not my mum.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31This one - who made it?
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- Sorry... - Don't be. It's awesome!
0:12:35 > 0:12:36You have a sausage nose.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- LAUGHS - Shut up, Dad!
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Sorry! A minute ago, he didn't know his sausage from his elbow.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43OK. What did you put in it?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45You know, bit of this, bit of that...
0:12:45 > 0:12:46Don't push me. I need to know!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- I don't remember. - Didn't you write it down?
0:12:49 > 0:12:50What am I, Jamie Oliver?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Sniff it!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52You sniff it!
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'm getting a hint of leather...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56freshly mown hay, compost?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Oooh! You will remember!
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Help me!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05- Hurry up! - I'm going as fast as I...
0:13:05 > 0:13:08So, what's cooking in here?
0:13:08 > 0:13:09Too late!
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Smells good.
0:13:12 > 0:13:16It's nothing fancy. I'm not much of a cook.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17You're living dangerously!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Well, that's the way I roll, you know.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21No, leaving fish out with a cat around. Where is your cat?
0:13:23 > 0:13:28Out. Sometimes he goes out for...months.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Oh! You!- Eh?
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Nothing. So. Lunch.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36What are you cooking?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38What am I making...
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Well, now...that's the question?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46See if you can guess.
0:13:48 > 0:13:52- Curry?- Curry! That's it! Well done. What's this, now?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57Can you get a brush? Just in there.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58- Yeah.- Thanks.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Oh! It's OK!
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Erm...
0:14:02 > 0:14:05We'll deal with that in a minute.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I'll just carry on. I'll just get on with chopping this.
0:14:07 > 0:14:11- It looks hot.- It's making my eyes water already.- Don't rub them.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Ahhh! Ahhh, my eyes!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14You need water.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Thanks.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22You OK?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Yeah. Excuse me a moment.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31No. No. Think! What did you put in it?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33I dunno! I just grabbed stuff.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Instinct. You don't ask Lionel Messi how he scores goals!
0:14:35 > 0:14:39Messi who? Never mind. OK, instinct.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Just relax - don't think, grab stuff.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Ooh, I'm going to be so late...
0:14:45 > 0:14:46- Um...- Relax!
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I can't! You're freaking me out!
0:14:49 > 0:14:51- Are you sure you tried all the first lot?- Yes!
0:14:51 > 0:14:52No...
0:14:55 > 0:14:56Wait! That's it! That's the one!!
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Mmmm! Right, what did you put in it?
0:14:59 > 0:15:00I dunno.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03- I think Dad wrote it down... - Well, make some more then!
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Hey, it's the International Dude of Mystery!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13What do you two think you're up to?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14Ooh. What happened to your eyes?
0:15:14 > 0:15:18I burned them cooking...cooking... what am I cooking?
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I don't know. Ask Millie - she's on lunch.
0:15:21 > 0:15:23But here I'm kind of making you look awesome
0:15:23 > 0:15:25and it's a full-time job so...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27Leave this is where Amber can see it.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30No. Because I did not write Crossing Antarctica by Yak!
0:15:30 > 0:15:32What about this?
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Wow! That is amazing! But this stops right now.
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Why? Isn't she impressed with you?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42No! Well, maybe a bit.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44But you know all of this stuff - it's not me!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48"I want to impress her before she finds out what I'm really like."
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- Who said that?- I did.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53But...I can't cook.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56You don't have to, right! Does James Bond do his own stunts?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58- Does Santa make his own presents? - No.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01No. He leaves it to his Magic Elves.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04So get her out of the kitchen and we'll do the rest.
0:16:04 > 0:16:05- Fine, but that's all, OK? - Yeah.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08There's no more unexploded bombs lying around?
0:16:08 > 0:16:11No. Well, just the make-up.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14- Make-up?- I left my make-up bag in the bathroom.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17- What?- She'll be keener on you if she thinks you have competition!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20Oh!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Ah, so you found the bathroom.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Yes. And I also found this.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32Oh, that? That old thing.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Keep it handy, do you? For visitors?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Or did someone leave it behind?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yeah. We have got a very glamorous cleaner...
0:16:39 > 0:16:41What do you take me for?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44I don't want to be next on your list of plumbing forum girlfriends.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Look, you have the wrong idea about me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:50No wonder you like swimming with sharks. You are one!
0:16:50 > 0:16:51DOOR SLAMS
0:16:51 > 0:16:52Cat's back.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57- I thought you were interested in me. - I was! I am...
0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK, it's my make-up.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02I wear a little "guyliner".
0:17:02 > 0:17:04It's very subtle - you wouldn't notice.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09Really? Let's see you put it on, then.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Goodbye, Tony.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Wait! - I'm sorry I wasted your time.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30You'd probably rather be off climbing icicles and shooting sea mammals!
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Amber, hold on.- Have a nice life.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- The make-up's my daughter's! - Oh, you have a daughter now, have you?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Actually, he's got two. - Hi!
0:17:38 > 0:17:42Sorry. Can I have my make-up bag back? Thank you.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44They're your daughters?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I am so sorry... What must you think of me?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49It's my fault. I should've said.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Only he's ashamed of us!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Would you rather I just left? - No!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- No, really, it's fine. Really. Amber, this is Millie.- Hi.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59- And Lauren. - Hiya.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Awkward balloon...
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I drew on your face!
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Don't worry.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Who hasn't done that?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- What?- Nothing.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, no, they've done it again, haven't they?
0:18:18 > 0:18:20You fall for it every time!
0:18:20 > 0:18:22Mum really shouldn't have laughed at him.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24He let her go to work like that.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27OK, let's start again. Lunch?
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Good idea!- I'm starving!
0:18:29 > 0:18:30Not you two.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32They'll mainly be out of the way from now on.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35No, now they've popped up out of nowhere, I'd like them to join us.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh, well, if you insist.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41Not you. You're coming with me... Get in there!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45She gone, then?
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Yeah, yeah. She said thanks for the help.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I'm just worried no-one's going to try them.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52What do you mean? Those are Premier League bangers.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55- She can't lose.- But people don't like to try new things.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I mean, you never try anything new.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59You practically lived off gravy for a year.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Where are you off to?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Out. Suddenly got a tasty idea!
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Well, that clears that up, then(!)
0:19:11 > 0:19:15OK, National Buyers - bring it on.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20Attention, Sunnyshoppers! Who'd like to try an experimental sausage?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I mean, a brand-new sausage?
0:19:24 > 0:19:28Be the first to sample a new flavour combination - beef and liquorice!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Goat curry!
0:19:32 > 0:19:33Come on!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Anyone?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40That is the five-second rule, OK?
0:19:42 > 0:19:43It's the buyer.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47Are we really so afraid to get our teeth sunk into something new?
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Fine.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Sunnyshoppers, you have let me down.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01Missus! Can I try?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Yes! Yes, unknown boy...
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Mmm. That is really nice.
0:20:16 > 0:20:20I'm glad you like them, members of the hard-to-reach youth market!
0:20:30 > 0:20:34Right. First question. Why is this lemon green?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37That would be cos it's a lime.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41OK. Coconut milk! For Pete's sake, how do you milk a coconut?
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Relax, Dad. I'll just take it from here.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46Fine.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52That was delicious.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54You two are gorgeous!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Lauren, you are so lucky. I would literally kill for hair like that.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00- PHONE RINGS - Sorry.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02(Psycho.)
0:21:02 > 0:21:04So, Amber, what do you do?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06She's a delivery person.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07Like parcels and stuff?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09No, like babies. I'm a midwife!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh, well, that explains a lot...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Let me help.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15And when I get back, I want to hear about what you love the most.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18What you're really passionate about!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20You mean her mobile phone?
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Lauren!
0:21:25 > 0:21:26She's a bit full-on, isn't she?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29That's a bit harsh. I think she's really nice.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Ooh, you've changed your tune. Just cos she likes your hair.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34That's not it!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37It's just nice to see Dad get his twinkle back, that's all.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38We could be talking third date!
0:21:38 > 0:21:41And you know where you go on your third date?
0:21:41 > 0:21:42Pasta City?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Planet Snog!
0:21:44 > 0:21:47Don't act all innocent. You know, like, making out and stuff. Like...
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Hello again!- Aah!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Sorry, I was just talking about people at school...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59So, Amber, what do you think of Dad?
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- Well, you don't beat around the bush, do you!- We won't say a word - trust us.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06OK, well, his cooking's good.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Don't you miss him when he goes away?
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Dad? He never goes...
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Yeah. I mean, it's hard.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18But a guy like that, you can't tie him down!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Yeah, he certainly seems adventurous.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Totally lives for danger.
0:22:22 > 0:22:23Adrenaline monkey.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26And I'm sure he'll make someone very happy one day.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28Eh?
0:22:28 > 0:22:31I'd worry about boring him - he seems such a wild man.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Uh-oh!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35It's like we're trying to sell her a sports car,
0:22:35 > 0:22:37when all she really wants is a scooter!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Not that my dad's a scooter, but you know what I mean.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Here we are - choccie pudding!
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Ah!
0:22:44 > 0:22:45(Spider!)
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- Don't worry Dad, I'll get it! - It's coming for me!
0:22:58 > 0:23:00I think I've put my back out.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Ahh! Easy, easy...
0:23:05 > 0:23:08- Poor Dad. - Do you want your special pillow?
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Good job this didn't happen halfway up an icicle.
0:23:10 > 0:23:14Too right. Even a loose skate up there can cost lives.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18It's funny how you swim with sharks but you're scared of a spider.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Um...
0:23:26 > 0:23:29- Amber, I'm a fraud.- No!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I'm not an ice climber!
0:23:31 > 0:23:32I'm not a diver.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I don't have a body of that bungee-jumper.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37I'm not even a DJ.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39I'm just a bog-standard bloke.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43He does have a bronze swimming medal, though.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44And you're a fab cook!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46That was her.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48It's all been these girls trying to big me up.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Like James Bond and his tiny elves.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Does he have elves?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Probably. Exploding ones...
0:23:55 > 0:23:56Why?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00We wanted you to think he was cool so you'd stick around long enough to get to know him.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03And we didn't know then you weren't really into cool guys!
0:24:03 > 0:24:05In which case, he's, like, perfect.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07So you did it because you love him
0:24:07 > 0:24:09and you wanted me to think he's as great as you do.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Yeah!- That's it!
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Wow, this has certainly given me a lot to process.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15I better get going.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17So will we be seeing you again?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Millie! Ow.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22I'd like that. You know, if...
0:24:23 > 0:24:24- Yeah.- Yeah?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Sure. Why not? Ah!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29THUD
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34But then Craig turned it around.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Come here, you! Give me a man-hug.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Get off.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41What about the national buyer?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Well, he took a sausage away in a special baggie!
0:24:43 > 0:24:46I dunno in the end if it was one of yours or one of mine.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Oh, it was one of mine. Trust me.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51It doesn't matter whose it was. We're a team and there is no "I" in "team"!
0:24:51 > 0:24:52There's no "we" in team either.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55No, but there's a "we" in "we did it"! Eh? Eh?
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Well, thank you both.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Oh, I got something for you.
0:24:59 > 0:25:03Sunnyshopper "Expensive But Worth It" Luxury Chocolate Muffins!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Thank you - I mean, being a hero is hungry work.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08- Someone's bitten them.- Sorry.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09I was hungry!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12At least they're not chocolate and anchovy.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Oi! Cheeky.
0:25:13 > 0:25:19You two just relax - I'll take care of tea. Bangers and mash!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- You didn't have to show me out. - It's fine!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28Well, I'll see you soon! Maybe next time, I'll bring my kids.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Oh, did I not mention? Amber has two.
0:25:34 > 0:25:35A boy and a girl, right?
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Mm-hm. Fran and Jake.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39That's why I'm so thrilled to find out about you two.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41You would get on brilliantly! Bye, then.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Bye!
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Ah!
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Kids!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Two kids? Why didn't you tell us?
0:25:50 > 0:25:55I...forgot. Anyway, it's all good. I'm sure they're lovely.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58What are you saying? You like them better than us?
0:25:58 > 0:25:59Ah no, no, I've not met them!!
0:25:59 > 0:26:03- I can't believe we've helped you! - Ow, ow, ow! OK, OK...
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Who's going to carry me to my bedroom?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Amber kids bombshell!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Wait...what if they're another Craig?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Another two Craigs?
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Oh!
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Honestly - we don't get to choose our parents or their new partners!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Or their new partner's kids.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37But we do get to choose whether we like them or not.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Obviously they'll like us - won't they?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43They better! They've got no choice.