0:00:02 > 0:00:04I know what you're thinking - I look brilliant!
0:00:05 > 0:00:06It's Halloween!
0:00:06 > 0:00:10Me and Lauren always go trick or treating together.
0:00:10 > 0:00:11This was last year.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15OK, I'll bite. Why are you dressed as a basketball?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18I'm not, I'm a pumpkin!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Oh!
0:00:19 > 0:00:22All units, we have a pumpkin down.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26Ugh, I hate it when she does that.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Before the fun can start,
0:01:02 > 0:01:06we're meant to be having tea with Dad's new girlfriend and her kids.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Dad's nervous. You can tell cos his laugh goes up.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10Hee-hee-hee!
0:01:16 > 0:01:17Oh, no. Who are you?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Lunar Chick!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Sorry, what's that? Loser Chick?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Don't bother. I look good and I know it.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Wow, deluded. Well, I'm not going round with you like that.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28PHONE BUZZES
0:01:28 > 0:01:31Yes! I'm not going round with you at all. I'm invited to a party!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32But we always go...
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Millie!
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Oh!
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Ow.
0:01:48 > 0:01:53All units, Loser Chick is down. I know... Again.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Ohh!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06HE GRUNTS
0:02:08 > 0:02:09Dad's getting stressy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I don't blame him. I'm nervous, too.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13What if they're the kids from hell...
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Like Craig!
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Or worse, what if they're adorable and Dad likes them better than us?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Right, get a grip.
0:02:35 > 0:02:38I'm sure they'll just be, like, normal.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41- DOORBELL BUZZES - Ow!
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Haaar!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52You must be Jake. You look great!
0:02:52 > 0:02:53Oh, you got me.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Jake, we agreed - no poking.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- Hi, love.- Hiya.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Nice to see you again, girls.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Tony, Lauren, and Millie, these are my two wee beasties,
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Fran and Jake.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- Hi.- Hiya.- Hi.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08We've heard so much about you.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Yeah, like what?
0:03:10 > 0:03:14Don't worry, it's good...mostly. Hee-hee-hee!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- Why are sweets all over the floor? - Oh, I dropped them.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Leave this to me.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35So... Cool Halloween costume!
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Thanks...but it's not a costume.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Nice start, Loser Girl.
0:03:53 > 0:03:54Hey! Ah!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Got you!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Erm, yes, you did, actually. I nearly swallowed my fangs.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Brilliant, yeah? He's been working on it all morning.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Yeah, loving the gaping neck wound.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06You're going to slay them out there.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Actually, I'm not bothering going out.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09What? Why not?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11So I can stay in and answer our door.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Give the kiddies a proper scare.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Awesome!
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Thanks. I bet some of them wet themselves.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Yeah, Craig puts the "wee" in Halloween!
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Don't forget to put the "Hallo" in either.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Jake, stop it!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Sorry, Fran-Pants.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Lauren...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42It's OK. Let her look.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45You know you two are exactly the same age?
0:04:45 > 0:04:47- I bet you have loads in common. - Do we?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Yeah, you're both shy. Hee-hee-hee!
0:04:53 > 0:04:55So, Fran, what bands do you like?
0:04:55 > 0:04:59All sorts. Rubber bands, wrist bands...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02..and especially hair bands.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Millie meant, like, music.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10Oh, yeah. I like mostly loud music.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- OK! Who wants a drink? - I'll get them!- No, I will!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15No, I will. You stay here and chat.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24My toes may never uncurl again!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Why do parents always think you'll get on with their kids?
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I don't even get on with Lauren and she's my sister.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- These are for you. - No, thanks, I'm working.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40No, I mean to give out to the kids.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46Fearsome fruit bites! Yeah, much better for them than sweets.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47I'm trialling it out for Sunnyshopper.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49You don't have to.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Cos I can tell you... One, they won't eat them.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Two, they'll go mushy in the bags and make the proper sweets soggy.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Just give them out, OK?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59And three, they will stab each other with those little swords
0:05:59 > 0:06:01probably in the eye!
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- DOORBELL RINGS - Customers.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Or shall I call them fresh meat? Stand back.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Let the games begin!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Zombies, four, kids, nil! - BOTH:- Hoo!
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Remind me, is Halloween, A - about EVERYONE having a good time?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Or B - older people having a good time
0:06:29 > 0:06:31and kids having nightmares for weeks?
0:06:33 > 0:06:34- BOTH:- B.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Here we go, everyone. Isn't this nice?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Hi, Dad! Fran was just telling us how much she likes metal.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- What, heavy metal?- No. Just metal.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Alloys are my favourite.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Fizzy drinks!- Tuck in.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54Mum, is that a good idea?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56It'll be fine. Just the once.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00Ah! I like it here.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Well, it's great to have a young lad around the place.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Wow! You like computer games?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07When the girls let me. Hee-hee!
0:07:07 > 0:07:08Dad, don't even pretend.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Careful, Jakey. - No, it's fine, honestly.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I'm so pleased you guys have finally met.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I was thinking later maybe you could all go
0:07:17 > 0:07:18trick or treating together.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20That sounds like a wonderful idea.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I can't go trick or treating.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Course you can. You don't want to miss out on the chance
0:07:24 > 0:07:26to show the youngsters around the place.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Is that meant to come off?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Hee-hee-hee!
0:07:39 > 0:07:40How could you say that?!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42I don't want to go round with kids we don't know!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44What's the difference? You're all wearing masks.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46I'm going to a Halloween party!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Right, I haven't got time for this. Name your price.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Popcorn after school. - And trainers without holes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52New trainers. Popcorn. Done.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54And I'm going to my Halloween party. End of!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02I need you to stay here, all right? You can go later if there's time.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04A sleepover each!
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Done. Everyone happy?
0:08:09 > 0:08:10KIDS SCREAM
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Maybe Craig should go out after all.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But he's having a great time and the kids are petrified.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Get him to go out! He's way too scary.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24They're kids in sheets, not extras in a horror movie!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26People will start avoiding my house.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27They are terrified, it's brilliant.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I could do with a sweet top-up, though, actually.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31I thought you were offering fruit?
0:08:31 > 0:08:34No, I meant for me. No offence, but zombies are fruit intolerant.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40Mike, I'll get phone calls!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41"My wee Ian has been waking screaming
0:08:41 > 0:08:44"since he went to your house and a zombie offered him fruit!"
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Yeah, you're right. We should have gone with the sweets.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50It's not the fruit. It's the zombie.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52OK, OK... I'll talk to him.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55What are you looking at?!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Sorry about my mum. She gets carried away.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00No problem, it'll be fun.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02I'm going as...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Lunar Chick!
0:09:04 > 0:09:05I've never heard of her.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09She has her own TV show in Spain. Chica De Luna?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- If you say so. - I bought it in a charity shop.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14You bought yours? I made mine myself.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Really? Where is it, then?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18In here. I used bits from my spring collection.
0:09:18 > 0:09:19Oh, so you're into fashion?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21No, I collect springs.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- Right.- Here I have...
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Eyemuffs! And...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Earglasses!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30So, what do you think?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Really, erm...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Really imaginative.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Nice work! Props for all this, Son.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I was wondering, though, how come you're not going out yourself?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56I'm just a bit old for it really, aren't I?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59No, you're never too old. Trick or treat!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Dad, If I'm too old for it, mate, you definitely are.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06No, you used to love going out with your mates.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, yeah...
0:10:10 > 0:10:13That's it. New neighbourhood, no-one to hang out with.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15No, I just like staying in.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17It's OK, bud. I get it.
0:10:17 > 0:10:21I just think it'd be a bit tragic, shuffling round on my own.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Zombie No Mates.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Yeah, good point. Even the flesh-eating undead do need pals.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30I should've thought. My bad.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35So, Sharon could not be happier.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37But one little thing, yeah?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41She wants you just to dial back the scariness just a tad.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45For the little ones. Be more of a...fun zombie!
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- A fun zombie? - Yeah, you know, like...
0:10:48 > 0:10:53Rrr! Rrr! Rrr...
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Brilliant. Fun zombie.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Why did Mum ask them to go round with us?
0:11:02 > 0:11:03We don't even know them!
0:11:04 > 0:11:08But this feels like a good hunting ground. Lots of sweets.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10So, what do you think of them?
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Well... The older one seems a bit of an air-head.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16The younger one dissed my outfit. And they're both not that friendly.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18And their dad's trying WAY too hard.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20But other than that, they seem really nice.
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Wow. Remind me not to invite you to any of my parties.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- Jake, that's enough. - Mind your own beeswax.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Where are you going? Don't leave me.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39I left my costume in there. Just don't break anything.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Which in your case means not touching anything!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Ooh, scary make-up.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54- I've not put any on yet. - You're not going out in that dress.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57- What's wrong with it? - Any shorter and it'd be a crop-top.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00If you were any shorter, you'd be a doorstop.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01I wouldn't wear it if I were you...
0:12:01 > 0:12:05And that's why you'll be spending a lot of your life doing crosswords.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07- Dad will go bonkers. - I can handle Dad.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10And I'm taking round the little kiddies, aren't I?
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Yes, I am! Yes, I am!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13Stop it!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20This is wicked! He's got Vortex Warfare Three!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Who's room is this? If you press your eyelids you can see sparks!
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Uh-oh. Sugar rush.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Their dad's got the weirdest laugh. Do you reckon he and Mum snog?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Gross.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Jake, how many of those have you had?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34It's only my third. Or fourth. And lots has come out my nose!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- OK, I think I should... - Hey, get off!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Now look what you've done! That's her Halloween costume!
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Sorry, Fran. Sorry, I didn't mean to.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44You're a walking disaster area.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Oh, no please don't cry. Not here.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51What are we going to do?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54OK, don't panic. We can clean it off.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Hi! Dad's bought doughnuts.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02We're not hungry, are we?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05No.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08We're fine here.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11Here...in my room?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15We'll just be through there.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Great.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23What's wrong with him?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Sugar crash.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Yeah...
0:13:30 > 0:13:32- Cover your eyes!- OK.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Ta-dah!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38Yay! Oh, wonderful! You look fab.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- I do, don't I?- Yeah. Oh, I'm so pleased.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45It really suits you. You remind me of me when I was your age.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46- Dad!- Yeah?
0:13:48 > 0:13:50- No way you're going out dressed like that.- Why not?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Cos there's not enough of it, that's why not.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56You wouldn't want your little girl to feel left out, would you?
0:13:56 > 0:13:58That depends what she's being left out of!
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Anyone who wears that is an attention seeking bimbo.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Really? Well Amber lent it to me.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05She did?
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Lauren asked if I had anything appropriate.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13Well, it's a nice dress, first thing...
0:14:13 > 0:14:17Maybe Amber wasn't quite as tall as you when you were...
0:14:17 > 0:14:20I think what your dad's trying to say is it might be a bit full-on.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- You said it was fab. - For someone your age.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- How old were you when you wore it? - I was, uh...
0:14:26 > 0:14:28- Tony?- Lauren.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Fine. I'll wear something else. How about a bin bag?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Or some stitched-together hessian sacks?
0:14:32 > 0:14:36- Fine by me. As long as it covers... - It's so unfair. I'm not a child!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Argh!
0:14:42 > 0:14:44DOOR SLAMS
0:14:46 > 0:14:49We've had a chat. Craig's going to put on something
0:14:49 > 0:14:51a bit more kid-friendly. Hey!
0:14:52 > 0:14:54A zombie clown?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Oh, well, that's in no way going to freak out a six-year-old.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Hey, you've got to admit that's pretty cute.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Honestly, how is that less scary?
0:15:04 > 0:15:08Well, I wouldn't want to scare anyone on Halloween, Sharon!
0:15:08 > 0:15:10They're probably screaming at your fruit bites.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12It's not the fruit bites!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Fine. Have it your own way.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17Halloween's stupid and I'm too old for it, anyway.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's OK. It's just he'd rather be hanging out with his mates.
0:15:20 > 0:15:22It's my fault. You see, rather than going out,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24he came up with the idea of answering the door.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It's just a pity it never worked out.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Oh, thanks. I feel much better now.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Good.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Ouch.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Zombies, vampires, and werewolves everywhere,
0:15:34 > 0:15:38and the real monsters turned out to be...his dad and my mum!
0:15:39 > 0:15:41DOORBELL RINGS
0:15:43 > 0:15:47Hello! Ooh, don't you look scary!
0:15:47 > 0:15:49We wanted to see the scary zombie.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01What are you doing?
0:16:01 > 0:16:05It says "stain remover".
0:16:07 > 0:16:12It says "use sparingly"! Stand there. Don't touch anything.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Maybe if I dry it...
0:16:20 > 0:16:23There you are. What are you two doing in here?
0:16:25 > 0:16:26Come on.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30This is your chance to hit it off with Mum's new boyfriend's kids.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Which would make Mum really happy.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Oh, come on... Pretty please?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41- Ow!- Jake? Jake, are you all right?
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Right, OK, well, I think you'll live.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Fran... Fran?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Wow. You look like rubbish.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Oh, ha-ha.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56You really going out dressed as a bin bag?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I'm making a point.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Dad said no, eh? Told you.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Want to live to see 13?
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Millie, What are you doing?
0:17:05 > 0:17:08We need to get out there or I'll never make it to my party on time.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10I can't find my costume. Have you hidden it?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Why would I hide your Loser Chick suit?- Lunar Chick.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14OK, I don't mind if you look like rubbish.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17This coming from a trash bag on legs?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24- Ah, hiya!- Hi.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Don't go in there.- Why not?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Because...Jake's in there.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Fran, have you got the...
0:17:33 > 0:17:34..BOSTUME?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37He isn't in there, is he?
0:17:37 > 0:17:38He is now.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- What are you doing? - Cutting out the bad bits.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49How are you going to explain the massive hole in her suit?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Giant moths. You got a better idea?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Yes! Never go out with my hyperactive little brother!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Now what do we going to do?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Run away.- Sounds like a plan.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Let's go.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'm sorry.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17I overreacted.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Whatever.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I want you to answer the door.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27The kids are all asking for you. Well, the braver ones, anyway.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You're a zombie celebrity!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What about being too scary?
0:18:33 > 0:18:37I thought if I was at the door, too, we can still give the kids a fright,
0:18:37 > 0:18:40but just not one that's going to...scar them for life.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46OK. But we ditch the fruit cos Halloween's all about the sweets.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48OK, deal.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55- But, obviously, I'm going to need to look the part, too.- Obviously.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Ha-ha-ha.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03What do you think?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07How honest am I allowed to be?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Oh, good, you found your costume. Let's go.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Just look at it.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Wow, who did that?
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Aw, Jake. Little devil.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Don't go in there. It's a crime scene.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Trust me, the kid did you a favour.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29And if we play this right, we don't have to go round with them,
0:19:29 > 0:19:30and I can go to my party!
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Dad...
0:19:43 > 0:19:44What happened?
0:19:44 > 0:19:47Millie found it in the bathroom and she found this beside it.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50Jake? What do you know about this?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- Well, I...- I did it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58- It was me.- But why would you do that?
0:19:58 > 0:20:00I...
0:20:00 > 0:20:02I...
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I was jealous because it was so good.
0:20:05 > 0:20:06Oh, Fran!
0:20:06 > 0:20:07Dad?
0:20:07 > 0:20:11Well, at least someone liked your costume. Hee-hee-hee.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Seriously, I'm, er...
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I'm sure we can...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I don't know what to say.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25Well, I do. How could you? She looked so cool in it.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29We can't go round with you two now. Come on, Loser Chick.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Lunar Chick!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39I'm so sorry. I don't know what's gotten into Fran.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Maybe we just introduced the kids too quickly.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Should've started with a drive-by wave.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Why would she do that? And Dad didn't stand up for me.
0:20:50 > 0:20:53You know, he's more worried about hurting their feelings.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Well, what about mine?
0:20:55 > 0:20:59If I really had superpowers, she'd get what was coming to her...
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Zap! Zap! Zap!
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- Ahem.- I was practising for a play.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Whatever. Mum asked me to say sorry about the...
0:21:10 > 0:21:12So... Sorry.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Wait.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17So you got in a big strop and then tipped stuff over my cossie?
0:21:17 > 0:21:20- Right.- Then you chopped it up and ripped it?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22- I just thought it might... - Then what about the pitchfork?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24What is this, an interrogation?
0:21:24 > 0:21:26I'm only establishing a timeline.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Jake must've dropped it. He leaves his stuff all over the place.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32Once I found his shin pad in the fridge.
0:21:32 > 0:21:33Jake told me everything.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35It was an accident, OK? He didn't mean to do it!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Just please don't tell Mum.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Fran, we're leaving.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- Why did you tell her? - I didn't tell her anything.
0:21:43 > 0:21:48Oh, very clever, Miss...
0:21:48 > 0:21:49Clever.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Come on, Jake.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00I can't believe how Dad was so spineless with those kids.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Don't you get it? Dad likes Amber.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Her kids could trash the house and he'd call it redecorating.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10I guess you're right. You know, Jake did do it.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Fran took one for her little brother.
0:22:12 > 0:22:13I don't get why you would do that.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I know it's hard for you to imagine.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Not hard, Millie, impossible. I'd never do that for you!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24All units, we have a bin bag down.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I just want to know one thing - why did you do it?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Cos I'm the older one.
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Plus Jake would've blubbed, and it's already embarrassing enough.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Where do you think you're going? You owe me a costume!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47If we're going trick or treating, I need something to wear.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50And you said you're good at making things.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Why did you change your mind? - What you did was pretty cool.
0:22:53 > 0:22:54Pretty stupid.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58OK, I might have one or two ideas.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00Now I AM scared!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06KIDS SCREAM
0:23:09 > 0:23:11It's OK! We're not real zombies!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13But I am! Raa!
0:23:13 > 0:23:15KIDS LAUGH
0:23:15 > 0:23:17How come they're not screaming at me?
0:23:17 > 0:23:21Well, you've either got it or you haven't.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Meet...Loser Chick!
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- Yay!- And her partner, the Human Ear!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Very good.- And I'm the big baddie, Devil Boy!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Yay! Whoo-whoo-whoo!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Poke me with that one more time, and you'll be wearing it.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38You two can't go out like that.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Look who's talking - the bin bag lady.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Whatever. Let's get this over with.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- That wasn't me.- Hold on a second.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Take that hat off.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54She is so busted.
0:23:56 > 0:23:59I'm sure that with a few little adjustments
0:23:59 > 0:24:01we can make your dad happy...ish.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06The sweets are calling. Are you ready, Human Ear?
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Ready! And with my super-hearing,
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I can sense my surroundings in microscopic detail.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Ow!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Where's Craig? - Oh, some of his mates came round.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25A couple of aliens and a Voldemort, so he went out with them.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Aw... I'm so pleased.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- DOORBELL RINGS - We haven't got any sweets.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32It's OK, we've got fruit bites.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38- What is this?- We want sweets. Trick him!
0:24:42 > 0:24:44THEY LAUGH
0:24:55 > 0:24:58It's not the zombie...it's the fruit.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02That girl's so embarrassing.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Asking anyone if they had any unwanted springs.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Well, how else do you build up a spring collection?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I'm glad that's over. Now I can go to my party.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20I know, I know... Don't say anything.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Well, we finally met Amber's kids. Now that was an eye-opener.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Jake's clearly a total nightmare.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32And at first, I thought Fran was weird.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Now I know she is. But you know what?
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Maybe weird's the new normal. Round here it is, anyway.
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Ow!
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Happy Halloween!