0:00:03 > 0:00:05Big day. I'm moving.
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Next door to Lauren's.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15Now, Mike and Craig are moving in, so I've nobly given up my room.
0:00:18 > 0:00:20- Heads.- Tails. I win!
0:00:20 > 0:00:21You move.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26I bet it was her trick coin.
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Um, sorry. There's no room for that.
0:00:31 > 0:00:32Mum said you had to find me some.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40That's it? And where's my bed?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46You want me to sleep hanging off the door hook?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47I'm not a monster!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49You can lay it on the floor at night.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Think I want to share a room with you?
0:01:22 > 0:01:23What if nerdiness is catching?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Fine. Well, if you won't move your stuff,
0:01:26 > 0:01:27then I'll move it for you.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29Stop!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32BOTH SCREAM
0:01:36 > 0:01:39- THEY SHOUT:- You said that she had to make space...- She comes into MY room
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- and put MY clothes...- Girls.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42- Girls. - THEY CONTINUE YELLING
0:01:42 > 0:01:44GIRLS!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46OK, you don't have to shout.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47She won't share with me!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49I really tried, OK?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Cos my room's tiny. There's no space.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Cos it's all taken up with your big bum!- Millie!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Girls, I'm surprised at you two.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Lots of kids share rooms.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02And you both share a room at your dad's house as well,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05so that adds up to one whole room each.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08So, really, you're very lucky.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Mum's so wasted at Sunnyshopper.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12She should've been a lawyer.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15We all have way more stuff than we need.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You should have a clear out...like me.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Oh, it's a shame you spelt Craig wrong.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Jokes!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Don't do that!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Now, come on. Let's not act like we're making a huge sacrifice.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34- But we are.- Well, I am anyway.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35DOORBELL RINGS
0:02:37 > 0:02:38Heya. Hiya!
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Welcome to your new home!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Wow, how cool is that?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46We're so excited, aren't we, girls?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48The start of an adventure, eh, Craig?
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Look at us, one big new happy family.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Not that we're trying to replace your old fam...
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- Not that your family is old.- Mike.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Sorry, I haven't had much sleep. I've been up since five.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Where's my gaff then?
0:02:58 > 0:03:01You're in my room. It's OK, you don't need to thank me.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04But it's not ready yet cos Lauren has selfishness issues.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07What part of "there's no space" don't you understand?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Maybe there might be if you tidied up ever?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Sorry I don't spend all day tidying because I have a life!
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Guys, guys, if you need more time, I'm sure Craig won't mind
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- kipping on the sofa. - No way. You kip on the sofa.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Nobody needs to kip on the sofa!
0:03:19 > 0:03:20The girls are fine.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Aren't you?
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Who wants to help us unload?!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Oh, it's a bit pokey, innit?
0:03:37 > 0:03:39I think what you're trying to say is,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41"Thank you, Millie, for letting me have your room?"
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Thank you, Millie. I really appreciate it.
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Much better, pal.
0:03:46 > 0:03:47And I'd appreciate it
0:03:47 > 0:03:50if you'd got the rest of your junk out of here...pronto.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03No girls today?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Eh?
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Ah, no, they're at their mum's.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Boyfriend and son moving in, apparently.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- You're OK with that, are you? - Why wouldn't I be?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's just you seem a little bit lost.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Yeah, I went out there a moment ago,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20came back in, couldn't remember why.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21And you're not upset?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Me? No.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- Upset. - HE CHUCKLES
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Do you want a cup of tea? - Yeah, cheers.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Er, no, no. Just...
0:04:30 > 0:04:33..my girls are getting a whole new family,
0:04:33 > 0:04:35much more fun than their dull old dad.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- Think they'll still come and visit? - Tony, of course they will.- Yeah.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Oh, I was going to do the bathroom door. Right.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I don't want you changing anything without checking
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- with me first, OK?- How can you have it so bright in here?
0:04:59 > 0:05:00It's too dark.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04And that doesn't make sense and it just looks terrible.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Well, lucky for you, you never have to be in here ever again.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Well, I won't want to be in here now that you've infected it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- HE WHISTLES - Hey.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Door?- Oh, right!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Right, door.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29- That's Craig unpacked.- I can hear. - Just need a dustpan.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30In the cupboard.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Tell Hagrid to come and get me.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Our house never felt this small before.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I can't live like this.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Oh, don't be such a drama queen.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54It's easy for you to say, you haven't got an angry science teacher
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- breathing down your neck. - Why is he angry?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Don't ask me. I think he was toilet trained too early or something.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01I mean, is he angry with you?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Well, he will be if I don't get in my assignment
0:06:03 > 0:06:05on the stages of pregnancy.
0:06:05 > 0:06:06Any ideas?
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Well, I remember looking quite sick, then feeling quite sick
0:06:11 > 0:06:12and then actually being quite sick.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Mu-um, I can't put that.
0:06:15 > 0:06:16Oh, all right. Well,
0:06:16 > 0:06:19isn't Dad's new girlfriend a midwife?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24HE SWITCHES DRILL ON INTERMITTENTLY
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Door.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Door, right, yep.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31KNOCK AT DOOR
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I can't live like this. Mum's is an absolute madhouse!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh, that's a shame.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- How bad is it?- Nightmare.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41- I can't tell you.- Go on. Tell me.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44They came in this, like, van, with all this, like, stuff.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Like, chairs.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47I mean, hello, we've already got chairs!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49You do have chairs, yes.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50So you came to see your old dad?
0:06:50 > 0:06:52I've come to do my homework.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54- I can help!- And I kind of need Amber, actually.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55- Is she here?- Yeah.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Enter the oasis of calm.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Madhouse, eh?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Brilliant.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Hey, how are the kids getting on?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh, well, it's all quiet out there now.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Oh, I've made you some space!
0:07:17 > 0:07:18Oh, where's your stuff going to go?
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Well, I had a bit of a clear out.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Uh, yeah. Feels great, actually.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Fresh start
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, look.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- Weights.- I can put them somewhere else if you want.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Oh, no, no, no. No, it's fine. It's fine.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Got my trusty bedside lamp, eh.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Oh, we've already got one.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38I mean, not that yours isn't lovely, it is.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's just that...well, they won't match.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, OK. Well, no worries.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45No biggie. Hey, check this out.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Telly in the bedroom. How cool is that?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Great.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52You hate it, don't you?
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Just forget you ever even saw it.
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Who wants to watch telly in bed anyway?
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Me, I do!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Craig says he got a new music player for coming here.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Oh, no, that wasn't because he didn't want to come here.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06That was a...treat for being a good sport.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08We didn't get a treat.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10- You didn't have to leave home. - Well, I had to leave my room,
0:08:10 > 0:08:12and that has now turned into the Batcave.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16A telly. You've got a telly.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- We want a telly in our bedroom. - I don't want a telly in my bedroom!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I do want a telly in my bedroom. I don't...
0:08:25 > 0:08:29OK, now let's cut to the chase.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32We're talking, what, a shopping trip
0:08:32 > 0:08:34for me and Lauren, at least?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36- (Yes.)- Good.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41Wow, who knew they'd make bedside lamps that ugly?
0:08:46 > 0:08:52CHAIR WHIRRS
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Stop it.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58It's a madhouse over there, apparently.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Sharon never could chuck anything out.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Total chaos Lauren says.
0:09:02 > 0:09:03Where is Lauren?
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Don't know. She was looking for you. Said something about homework.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10BANGING
0:09:14 > 0:09:16- Laurs? - LOUD THUMPING
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Dad, I'm stuck in the bathroom!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Ah, that's what I was supposed to do!
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Right. Don't panic.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Um, if you bang the top right corner,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25then the top left, then I'll kick the bottom.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Ready. One, two, three!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29DOOR BANGS
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- You all right?- I've been stuck in there ages.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Did you not even wonder where I was?
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Eventually.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Why don't I help you while your dad sorts this out?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- PHONE RINGS - Excuse me a second.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41Hello?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yes. OK, OK.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Just take deep breaths. - SHE INHALES
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Hey. "Call the Midwife." - Yeah, good one.
0:09:48 > 0:09:52- That joke just keeps getting better. - Don't worry, I'll be there soon.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53I need to go and check on a client.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Right. Is she on her way to the hospital?
0:09:55 > 0:09:58Not necessarily. Babies can take their own sweet time.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Bit like Dad mending the door.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Mine. Bought it with my own money.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Is that the, um, DVJ-90?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Um, why? Is it better than yours?
0:10:45 > 0:10:46This your music, yeah?
0:10:46 > 0:10:47It's total mum rock.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50What is it, Cher? James Blunt.
0:10:50 > 0:10:5350 Soothing Classical Classics?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55This is music to wash up to.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57In fact, it's so dull it's making my eyes yawn.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59- What have you got that's so cool, then?- Give it back.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03The Eargraters. MC MegaKillz.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Ah, look,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- songs from The Lion King? - No, that's old.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- I never got round to deleting it! - Funny, I thought this was new.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- Just give it back or I swear... - Don't stress.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15It's all part of the "Circle Of Life".
0:11:17 > 0:11:18- HE LAUGHS - Andean pipe music.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Ooh, I can't wait to tell Lauren.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- She's going to love this.- Right.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26You shouldn't have done that.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Why? What're you going to do about it?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Has anyone seen my music thingy?
0:11:31 > 0:11:32What?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I mean, how...?
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Craig did it.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I...I...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- I'm sorry.- Well, it's just a bit sticky.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45You're letting him get away with that?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47- I'm sure Craig didn't mean it. - No, absolutely not, no.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50I can't believe this.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53If that was us, we'd have been so dead.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Mum, seriously?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58You can't make us mop the floor with our hair.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00- BOTH:- Mum!
0:12:00 > 0:12:02No, you're right.
0:12:02 > 0:12:07I can't. But in any reasonable world, I would be able to.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- So get a mop!- BOTH:- Mum!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Rude children and jammy hands.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Two of Mum's pet hates.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Only a matter of time before she cracks.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29- Anything I help you with? - Mend the bathroom door.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32- I meant your homework.- Depends. Have you ever been pregnant?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Well, I won't forget your birth in a hurry.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37You looked amazing when you first came out.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Like a tiny, wrinkled monkey.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- Your first nappy was radioactive. - Dad!- Sorry.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46Hey, glad you came over, though.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49I hope things haven't...changed between us.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51No. Why would they?
0:12:51 > 0:12:53No, good. Good, then.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Not too quiet for you?
0:12:55 > 0:12:56Na, quiet's what I need.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00You should give Amber a call, though.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02- "Call the midwife."- Stop that.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05I don't want to bother her while she's working.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Up to you. I'll stay out of your hair.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Both got work to do.
0:13:09 > 0:13:13- Dad, stop it! It's on my homework. Dad.- I'll go and mend the bathroom.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19Hey, bud. You're doing great, yeah.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21But just one little thing, yeah? Sharon's music player...
0:13:21 > 0:13:25- It was Millie. She set me up. She's devious.- She's 12.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Just keep an eye on her, you'll see.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- I am busting... - Oi, get in line. I'm next.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31- Sharon's been in for ages. - I'm sure she hasn't been that long.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Nine minutes, 42 seconds and counting.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34What you doing? You can't time her!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- It's her bathroom. - Well, it's my bladder.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40There's something about knowing you can't go, isn't there?
0:13:40 > 0:13:42- What about the garden? - I checked. Too exposed.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Sorry. Was I taking too long?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- No! No, no. I don't even need the bathroom.- Well, I do.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Oh, and, uh, I found these in there.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Yeah, they're mine but they need a wash.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Sorry.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh, hiya! That didn't take long.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21My patient and I have had to get a cab.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23You know what I said about babies taking their time?
0:14:23 > 0:14:26Well, this one's in a hurry. We were on the way to hospital,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- but the traffic's mad.- It's a match day. You should've taken your bike.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Dad, she's nine months pregnant.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- Can I bring her here while I call an ambulance?- Course.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Great, you can ask her some of your questions.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39She's giving birth! I'm not going to ask her biology questions.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- It might take her mind off it. - So, this is Chloe.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Hi, sorry to burst in like this on you.- No bother. Come in, come in.
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- I feel like a right idiot. - Nonsense, you'd do the same for me.
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- I'm Tony. This is Lauren.- Hi.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Actually, Lauren's got a few questions...
0:14:52 > 0:14:56SHE GROANS LOUDLY AND PANTS
0:14:57 > 0:14:59It can wait.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Let's get you comfy while I sort out an ambulance, OK?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06See? That was a lady pain.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Dad, it's called a contraction.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17I want you home right now, young lady.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I've made a special meal and...
0:15:20 > 0:15:22What do you mean, "amazing research opportunity"?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Who are you, Brian Cox?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27What? Really?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Gosh.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You better get an A.
0:15:40 > 0:15:44- What is it?- It's my speciality, veggie lasagne.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45I'm a meat-atarian.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Craig.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49I'm just not that hungry.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51I'll just have some garlic bread.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- He ate a full bag of corn chips. - Did he?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Yeah. More like a sack.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Craig, try some.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00No, it's OK. My girls love it, so...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Sorry. HE YAWNS
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Before we start,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06I'd just like to say
0:16:06 > 0:16:09how wonderful it is to have you both here.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10- Isn't it, Millie?- Yeah.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I mean, Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
0:16:13 > 0:16:15It feels like just yesterday that I first saw Mike
0:16:15 > 0:16:18leading Friday bums and tums
0:16:18 > 0:16:21and, although it will take some getting used to,
0:16:21 > 0:16:24I think we made the right choice
0:16:24 > 0:16:28and definitely didn't rush into anything far too hastily.
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Mum.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33CRAIG LAUGHS
0:16:35 > 0:16:37Sorry. Did I miss anything?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Oh, no. Let's just eat, shall we?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44- I've finished! I'm going to watch TV.- Oh, there's pudding.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Yeah, thanks. I'll come back.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55- Go on.- Aaaaaagh.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00OK. This baby wants out. There's no time to move her, I'm afraid.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- I've called a colleague for backup. - You've "called the midwife".
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Wait. Here? She's going to have the baby here?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07It's OK. There's no complications and I've got all my kit.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09- I'm sorry, but... - No, no, that's fine.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- CHLOE SCREAMS - Hang in there, Chloe!
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Is there anything we can we do? - Thank you, Lauren.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I need some hot water and clean towels.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19Is this really happening?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22You heard her. We need clean water and hot towels.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Dad, we need to stay absolutely calm.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26- Calm. - HE PANTS
0:17:26 > 0:17:28I'm calm. Totally calm.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32- Are you calm?- I'm totally calm.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34- DOOR BANGS - Tony, the door's stuck!
0:17:34 > 0:17:36THEY SCREAM
0:17:36 > 0:17:38I'm not so calm anymore!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It would be really super if you could get me out of here
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- sort of now-ish?- Dad, open the bathroom door!
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- I'm trying to breathe. - HE PANTS
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Bedtime, Millie.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52Aw, but, Mum, it's the weekend.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54I know, but it's been a long day.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Craig doesn't have to go to bed.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Please, it's late.
0:17:58 > 0:18:01Well, if he's staying up, then I'm staying up.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Millie, would you mind if Craig and I had a bit of time
0:18:03 > 0:18:04to watch some telly?
0:18:04 > 0:18:06I think he's put up with quite enough from you today.
0:18:06 > 0:18:10Did you say Craig's put up with a lot from Millie today?
0:18:10 > 0:18:12Sorry. Oh, no, that came out wrong.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Millie gave him her room. - It's OK, Mum.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16And what's Craig done?
0:18:16 > 0:18:18Oh, apart from cover my stuff in jam.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20We're all on a steep learning curve.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22And you fell asleep in our special tea!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Yeah, but I've been up packing since 5am.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Maybe you should've got Craig to help
0:18:26 > 0:18:28instead of showering him with guilt presents!
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Oh, talk about showering.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31You two take so long I thought you'd turn into mermaids.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oh! You timed my shower?
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Uh, guys...
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Millie teased Craig about liking the Lion King.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Hakuna Matata is our special song.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Dad, shut up.- I think we should all just turn in now, yeah?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Yeah, I'm tired... - I made you a welcome banner!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Oh, well, at least the banner still wants us here!
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Well, if that's how you feel, I'm taking it down.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52HE SIGHS
0:18:58 > 0:18:59You can't do that, it's our banner.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Oh, no? Watch me!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05They're overtired.
0:19:05 > 0:19:06You said it.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10OK. Try again.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Open, you stupid door!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I don't understand why it's not working.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Neither do I. How did you not fix it by now?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18It took less time to build the pyramids.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22- CHLOE SCREAMS - Hello? Hello?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Amber, Chloe's calling.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25OK. Um,
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Lauren, you go tell Chloe everything's fine.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29Me? But what about Dad?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Your dad has to stay here and get this door open.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Look, you'll be fine, OK? You're stronger than you know.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37As long as you don't get halfway there and forget what you're doing.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39- HE BANGS ON DOOR - Oh!
0:19:40 > 0:19:41How's it going?
0:19:41 > 0:19:45Fine. I was beginning to wonder
0:19:45 > 0:19:47if you'd all started randomly putting up shelves.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Sorry that's just my dad.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Amber will be back in a minute.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Good.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54I've never done this before.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59- Do you think I should push yet? - No, no. Definitely, definitely not.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Can I get you anything? A pillow? Another glass of water?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Don't panic, everyone!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Ear muffs to block out my panicking dad?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- Could you just hold my hand? - Yeah, sure.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Actually, can I just get a pen and paper and...
0:20:10 > 0:20:11Hold my hand, please!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13CHLOE SCREAMS
0:20:13 > 0:20:15THEY BOTH SCREAM
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Uh, right.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I'm going to get a crowbar. Stay there.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Where am I going to go?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23Good point. OK.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24Wait. I have to tell you what to do.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I know what to do, I'm doing it!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's not that hard, OK? It's a natural thing.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- What are you talking about? - Delivering the baby!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Basically, you just have to wash your hands and catch.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35No. No way.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37That's not going to happen.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Right. Here we go.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41I'm coming.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43- DOOR THUDS - Ow!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Tony, you did it!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Ow. That's fine. Don't mind me.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Am I a bad person? Of course not.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I do love Mike.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00It's just that...
0:21:00 > 0:21:02maybe this was all a big mistake.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04It's a bit late for that now, Mum.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06They've already given up their flat and moved in here.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Nothing lasts forever.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I learnt that with your dad.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Mum...
0:21:14 > 0:21:16I just don't know if I can cope.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20And that Craig, eh?
0:21:21 > 0:21:22What's he like?
0:21:22 > 0:21:25He's just like a teenage boy.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27But you two argue all the time.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28I let him know how I feel.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32Instead of bottling it inside. You should try it.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34What if it's too late?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37It's not. And everything will work out
0:21:37 > 0:21:38as long as you grow a spine.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41You think so?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I know.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Leave it to me, Mum.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57CHLOE SCREAMS
0:21:57 > 0:21:59BABY CRIES
0:21:59 > 0:22:01Dad, Chloe did it. She was awesome!
0:22:01 > 0:22:02- And?- It's a girl!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Yay! Whoo-hoo!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07Ah, Dad, this'll be my first one ever.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Your first what? First baby?!
0:22:09 > 0:22:10No - an A!
0:22:10 > 0:22:13I'm going to get one for sure.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15There's someone I'd like you to meet.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Ooh, she's gorgeous.
0:22:18 > 0:22:19Hello.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23Hello, you. Welcome to earth.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Dad, she's not an alien.
0:22:26 > 0:22:27Hello.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29Oh, I think she's hungry.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31I'll see what's in the fridge.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32Silly men.
0:22:38 > 0:22:42Dad, this is what I like about your place - it's never boring.
0:22:42 > 0:22:43- No. - HE SNIFFLES
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Dude, are you crying?
0:22:46 > 0:22:49No, I've got a bit of door in my eye.
0:22:54 > 0:22:58There. Lauren's going to hit the roof when she sees this.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00And, if she does,
0:23:00 > 0:23:02she'll find a box of her stuff in the loft.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11You know, life is pretty amazing.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15It, like, goes round in a circle.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Talk to Craig about that.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20And yet, we spend so much time sweating the small stuff.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Wow. What happened at Dad's?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25I helped to bring new life into the world, that's all.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Aw, neighbour's cat have kittens?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29No - a baby.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31What? Dad had a baby?
0:23:31 > 0:23:32No, not his.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34- Who's then?- Chloe's!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Right. So she just dropped by to give birth, did she?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41No, dummy, there was a big match on.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43OK, whatever.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44I'm glad you're back.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47Now we need to help Mum lay down some ground rules.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50- Like what?- Get a pen.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Lauren was a real hero when that baby came.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Though maybe she didn't pick the best time for a selfie.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58And I mended the door.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Well done, you...- Ow.- ..in the end.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Well, you know, I thought,
0:24:03 > 0:24:05that little baby had the biggest moving day ever
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- and she coped fine. - Aw, that is so sweet.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13- Maybe we'll have a moving day of our own sometime.- All right, steady on.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Still can't believe a baby was born in this room. It's a miracle.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I know. I never get tired of it.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Even so, you must be exhausted. - No, actually. I'm fine.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Really?- Yeah.- Will you go put the kettle on, then?
0:24:25 > 0:24:26- Don't push it.- No really, though.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32OK, let's get started.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34Now, you two need to lose some of your stuff.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Like about half. Because we don't live in the TARDIS.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Well, not half, that is a bit...
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Mum! Spine.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42- What about all your mum's gear, then?- I had a clear out.
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Sure, if that's what you call ramming it in the closet.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47What happened to, "We all have more stuff than we need?"
0:24:47 > 0:24:49- OK, OK.- OK.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51- And your weights stay at the gym. - Well, in that case,
0:24:51 > 0:24:52I want TV in the bedroom.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Well, I get to say when it goes off.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56And when Craig stays with his mum, I get my old room back.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58No way. No way!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Don't push me. This is my red line.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Come on! How is seven too early to play the Temper Hearts?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05That is what I have for breakfast. You don't have to watch.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09Ten minutes is plenty. You're having a shower, not installing one!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Listen. Listen to me!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15I've, um...I've forgotten what I was going to say.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19OK, so, who thinks we've got a raw deal?
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Good. Then my work here is done.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Welcome to your new home.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26- Yay! Finally.- Top banana. - Congratulations.
0:25:33 > 0:25:34"Crag?"
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Moving day's over.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43It's fine to put out the welcome mats,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45but Mum was being the welcome mat.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48At least Lauren didn't notice any of my little changes around here.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53That's MY phone charger!
0:25:53 > 0:25:55You moved my stuff while I was out.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56I did not!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59So these just walked up to the loft by themselves, then?
0:26:01 > 0:26:02Yep.
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Night, girls.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Night, Mum.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14Night.