0:00:02 > 0:00:04RADIO PLAYS POP MUSIC
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Hello?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Girl asleep here?
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Half-seven! Time to get up.
0:00:13 > 0:00:15It's the Temper Hearts' new album launch.
0:00:15 > 0:00:17I'd love to be woken up by them.
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Ugh, sounds like an owl in a tumble dryer.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22You're just too young to get it.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24They're deep and complicated...
0:00:24 > 0:00:26and they're cute!
0:00:26 > 0:00:27MUSIC STOPS
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Hey, I was listening to that!
0:00:29 > 0:00:31Things I don't do before breakfast -
0:00:31 > 0:00:35they are, long division, gymnastics and boy bands.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36They're not a boy band -
0:00:36 > 0:00:39- MUSIC RESUMES - They're a man band! They're amazing.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm going to listen to them all day.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44You can't, because we're going to the movies, to see Ghost Clan 4.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'll listen to them in the adverts.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48And the boring bits.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Ooh - good part coming up.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Good part coming up, ready?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Yeah - the part when it stops.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Millie!
0:01:31 > 0:01:33When you become a Temper Hearts fan,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36it's like being infected by a zombie virus.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37I've studied it first-hand.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Stage one - first contact.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43You listen to one song, maybe two.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Then you download the album.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Then you learn the words and the dance moves.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49POP MUSIC PLAYS
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Stage two - obsession.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55The victim develops a crush on the band
0:01:55 > 0:01:57and learns every tedious detail of their lives.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Nathan's favourite colour is blue - so is mine.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03He's from Leeds - I even know where that is!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05We've got everything in common.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06SHE SNIFFS
0:02:06 > 0:02:08He smells good, too.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Stage three - Temper Hearts Fever.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Symptoms include sweating,
0:02:12 > 0:02:15shrine-building and waking up your little sister.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Millie!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Finally, stage four - rabid fan.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24The victim becomes hopelessly addicted,
0:02:24 > 0:02:26and will stop at nothing to pursue their prey.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Eventually, their brains fall out and they die.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Mffffggle!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34There is no known cure.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37GAME SOUND EFFECTS
0:02:37 > 0:02:39It might look like random chaos, you know,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42but there's actually a lot of strategy in these games.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44What's your strategy?
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Decapitate the aliens before they eat my face.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Oh, lovely.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- And how's that going for you, Craig? - Not well, Sharon.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55We might put on a family movie later, if you fancy it?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57No, you're all right.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'll just, um... watch something upstairs.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Craig - wait!
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, do something, Mike!
0:03:05 > 0:03:07I am. I'm leaving him to it.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08That's my strategy.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11That's not a strategy. That's giving up.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14He's a teenager - he needs time to pupate,
0:03:14 > 0:03:17so he can morph into an awesome man-butterfly.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I need to get to know him.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21You know, discover the Inner Craig.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22How does he feel?
0:03:22 > 0:03:24What makes him tick?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25I have no idea.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27The Outer Craig is enough for me.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30I think I will have another wee word with him.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Hiya! What you reading?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ghost Clan. It's brilliant!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Sounds well exciting. What's it about?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43It's about a group of young rebels who escape from the ghost city
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- and so all the evil old people try to kill them.- Right.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- And by "old", you mean...- Over 25.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Right.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Sorry, no offence.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Oh, no, none taken.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Us over-25s have had our way for too long.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08I'm starting to get used to having Amber around when we're at Dad's.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10She's like a new table.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Sticks out a bit at first, but then you get used to her
0:04:13 > 0:04:15and you find out she's actually quite useful.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Right, that's everything I need.
0:04:21 > 0:04:22- Tony?- Oh...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Hi! Just, er...
0:04:29 > 0:04:31This sink is so temperamental, isn't it?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34It's like the... Britney Spears of sinks.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38Fran and Jake are at their auntie's - free night!
0:04:38 > 0:04:39What have we got planned?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Er, nothing... Nothing special.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Oh!- Whoa!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49The problem is,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52it can be super awkward, watching Dad with a girlfriend.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56He's less romantic than a guided tour through a slug museum.
0:04:56 > 0:04:57For example...
0:05:00 > 0:05:02So? What do you think?
0:05:02 > 0:05:05- That's... Oh, that's perfect!- Yeah?
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Yeah! AMBER LAUGHS
0:05:06 > 0:05:08That's the perfect colour for the bathroom.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's that one, that one, yeah.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Nothing makes a girl feel special like matching the loo.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18There we go, that's that sorted.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Can I have that?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Tony?- Mm-hm?- Why don't we do something a bit different tonight?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25We could try that new Italian place
0:05:25 > 0:05:27and we could take the girls, you know?
0:05:27 > 0:05:29It might be a good chance for me to get to know them better.
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Um, yeah... There's not that much to know, really.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Um... Pudding basically covers it.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37And...they're both out tonight.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38While we stay in?
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Exactly!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Right, well, I'm...sure that'll be fun, too.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44- That's settled.- Yes.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Get back to this.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58KNOCKS AT DOOR
0:05:58 > 0:05:59Go away.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's not too bad. I've seen it worse.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It's OK to come in.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07SHARON GASPS
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Just doing a quick laundry run, pal.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13GORY GAME SOUND EFFECTS
0:06:21 > 0:06:22What now?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Well, we've resupplied, we've cleared the debris...
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Our work here is done.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29What, you just leave him here to fester?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Yeah.- For how long?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34About five years should do the trick.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I know boys, Sharon.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39The less contact with humans, the better for all concerned.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42No. We never spend any time together!
0:06:42 > 0:06:43No, I'll talk to him.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Leave it to me.
0:06:48 > 0:06:49So...
0:06:49 > 0:06:51What up...
0:06:51 > 0:06:52dawg?
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Die, scumbag! Die! SQUELCH
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ooh, that's nice.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Why don't you, er... come downstairs with me and your old man...
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Cut loose?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Don't say that.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I bet by the end of the day, we'll be best bros.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Sweet as.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Don't say that.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14What do you say, bruv?
0:07:14 > 0:07:15Gangnam style?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Amazeballs?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Don't say that.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26BONE CRUNCH SCREAM
0:07:27 > 0:07:29You got to hand it to Mum.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32The chances of her getting it right are about...zero,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34but it doesn't stop her from trying.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40LAUREN SCREAMS
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Lauren, what's happened?!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, gosh, did you drop a bottle of nail varnish?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Do you need a doctor?
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Did you sit on a curler?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ah, shut it, shorty.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56The Temper Hearts are doing a pop-up gig in town,
0:07:56 > 0:07:58tonight, free
0:07:58 > 0:07:59and you've got to take me!
0:07:59 > 0:08:02But we're going to the opening night of Ghost Clan 4.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- It's all planned.- Well, un-plan it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Those movies are all the same anyway -
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Blah-di-blah, fighty fight.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Yeah, like all the Temper Farts songs -
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Blah-di blah, lovey wuvvy.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14They're the best band ever - and as if I want you coming with me
0:08:14 > 0:08:16and cramping my style anyway, Mini-Me.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, you wouldn't last five minutes in a Ghost Clan crossbow hunt...
0:08:19 > 0:08:20Girls, girls.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Why don't I take Lauren?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- You?- Yeah. What, are you worried I won't be cool enough?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Because I've been to more gigs than you've had hot dinners.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Most of the time, I'd just sneak off without telling my parents.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36Which was a terrible idea and you should never do that.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Amber, you don't have to... - You wouldn't like them.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40They're a boy band.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42No, they're not. Fine.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Me and Amber are going!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Come on Ambs, I've got so much to teach you.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'll tell you all you need to know to be a Temper Hearts fan.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53What just happened there?
0:08:53 > 0:08:56We lost our dates, that's what happened.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I know what Amber's trying to do here - bond with us.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- You think so?- Yeah.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03But why is she hanging out with Lauren?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Why isn't she bonding with me?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Maybe she's tried.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yoo-hoo, Craig?
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Why not come and hang with me at the park?
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Cos I don't do rain.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26Next thing you'll be on about a "family fun day".
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Cool idea! Yeah, I'm up for it.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31How about you?
0:09:31 > 0:09:33You say that like I have a choice.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Of course you do!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- I don't want to.- Yes, you do.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Come on!- No.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Come on, son. It'll only be for a couple of hours.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah, hours that I'll never get back.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46You know what, Dad? I can't believe you'd do this to me.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48To your own son, your baby boy.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50Don't do that.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52You really want to take her side?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Come on, you can show me some of your skillz!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56With a "Z".
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Woo!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Sick move. Just like Dwayne Rooney.
0:10:02 > 0:10:03Whoa!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04CRASH
0:10:06 > 0:10:08So, the Temper Hearts used to be called the Tender Hearts,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11but then when Nicki left, they had to change the name
0:10:11 > 0:10:12because they needed a better web address...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Are you even listening?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yes! Web address.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Do you know what, I think I've got all this now.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Why don't you just play me one of their songs?
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Amber, I don't want you embarrassing me in front of them.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's not like we're going to meet them.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26What if one of them stage-dives you?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Oh, I hadn't thought about that. - Exactly!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Won't last. It's a flash in the pan.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32True.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Amber will get bored.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Now I'm going to teach you the secret Temper Hearts symbol.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39- OK, Stand up. You need plenty of room.- OK.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Temper Heart...heart!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Temper Heart...heart!
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Temper heart-heart,
0:10:46 > 0:10:49slide-bop-slide-bop-slide-bop-slide,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51knee-knee, double knee,
0:10:51 > 0:10:52knee-knee,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54heart-heart,
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Temper Heart-heart!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00OK, now you go.
0:11:00 > 0:11:025,6,7,8, Temper Hearts,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Temper Hearts, Temper Hearts,
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- knee-knee, double knee, knee-knee, double knee.- Whoa...
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yes! Temper Hearts Temper Hearts, Temper...
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Oh!
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Baa, bah, baa...bah!
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Let's try it again.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Sharon, he's happy in his room.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21That's because he doesn't know any better. He's like a battery hen.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- I must release him.- Yeah, but he doesn't want releasing.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27He's like a hen who actually likes being cooped up.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30He just needs to be tempted out.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32There must be something in here we can use.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Yeah, but I really think we should just leave him.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38This is about family fun, spending time together!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40I will not give up.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Sharon? Sharon!
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Meanwhile, we can have fun. How about a plug-wiring race?
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'm going to that movie with Lauren. Tonight.
0:11:51 > 0:11:55No sweat. Soon as Amber hears the Temper Tarts, she'll come running.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Danny on bass...
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Mickey, lead guitar...
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Er, Matt, backing vocals and drums.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Er, don't tell me, it's on the tip of my tongue.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Nathan! Nathan on lead vocals!
0:12:06 > 0:12:07Argh!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Listen to them.
0:12:09 > 0:12:14Who in their right minds would want to put themselves through that?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16In their right minds...
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh, I'm such an idiot!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Right now, Lauren's in there,
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- infecting Amber with the zombie virus!- What?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25While we're just sitting here, letting it happen.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28She'll be well into stage one - first contact!
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Is that bad?
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Or even stage two - obsession.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Stop it. You're scaring me.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36We have to go in and check if it's OK...
0:12:36 > 0:12:38and hope it's not too late.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41OK, important fact about the band members.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Who?- Nathan.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Lips?- Mick...Danny!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Matt's favourite food? - Buffalo wings.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Mickey's girlfriend's name?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Trick question, he doesn't have one. - Yet!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53OK, you might be ready. Which album do you want to listen to first?
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Temper Heart-broken, or Everything Dies?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Er... The first one?
0:12:59 > 0:13:02The first track comes from a really tough place in their history.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- It's a pretty hard listen.- Right.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# We all feel
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# The same emotion... #
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Ah, that's nice, isn't it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, yeah, it's very, uh, very romantic...
0:13:21 > 0:13:22..and dramatic.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah, it's not bad.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Oh, who am I kidding? It's flaming brilliant!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Temper Heart-heart!
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Temper Heart-heart!
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Too late - she's well into stage two.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Obsession?- Come on, let's go.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43No, wait - we can't just leave her here like this!
0:13:43 > 0:13:45There's nothing we can do.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Dad, cover your ears!- Whuh!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Am I evil?
0:13:56 > 0:13:57Yes.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00OK. Am I trying to destroy the life
0:14:00 > 0:14:02of an innocent young boy?
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Yes!
0:14:05 > 0:14:07I've got it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I'm you.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Craig...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Ah, good shot, Craig!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Bring it on. You won't win.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27Yes! I win.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28I'm not getting that...
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I won't lie to you - this is bad.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37She's well into stage two.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Or maybe even stage three - Temper Hearts Fever!
0:14:40 > 0:14:42How many stages are there?
0:14:42 > 0:14:43What's the fourth one?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45You don't want to know...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Oh, Dad, this is all your fault!
0:14:47 > 0:14:48What did you have planned for tonight?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, it was going to be great!
0:14:50 > 0:14:52A really nice tea...
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Um, put a CD on...
0:14:54 > 0:14:55Some mood lighting...
0:14:55 > 0:14:58Dad! Amber rides a motorbike.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01She... She likes thrills, adventure!
0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Olives..- Newsflash!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05If you want to get Amber's attention back,
0:15:05 > 0:15:06you have to up your game.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08I don't know, Millie, it's just a band.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Maybe we're overreacting...
0:15:10 > 0:15:13I heard them discussing who has the cutest nose.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Was it me?
0:15:15 > 0:15:19OK, something special, something exciting...
0:15:19 > 0:15:20I know!
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Hm?
0:15:22 > 0:15:23Who's your favourite then?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Him. Matt, the drummer.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Shut up...- No, you shut up.
0:15:27 > 0:15:28Why'd you like him, then?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Don't know, really. He's sort of down to earth,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- To be honest, he reminds me of Tony. - Dad?
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yeah, you know, no front.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37What you see is what you get.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38Scruffy, but nice.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Whatevs...- Hmm.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41KNOCK AT DOOR
0:15:47 > 0:15:49OMG.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51What are you wearing?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, this?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Just thought I'd try out a new look,
0:15:55 > 0:15:57you know, keep things fresh,
0:15:57 > 0:15:59exciting, er...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Spontaneous!- ..spontaneous...
0:16:01 > 0:16:03fresh... I've said fresh.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Er... Romantic.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09You look like you're off to play clarinet at a tea party.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10It was my Uncle Billy's.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, what's that smell?
0:16:12 > 0:16:13Mothballs.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Dad, we are busy.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Amber, I've made a reservation at a posh restaurant.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21They'll think you're the waiter!
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Oh, Tony, that's really sweet of you,
0:16:22 > 0:16:24but I've said I'll go with Lauren.
0:16:24 > 0:16:25- Oh, but...- So, laters!
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Maybe you can find a job being a snooker referee.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30TONY SIGHS
0:16:30 > 0:16:32What is he like?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Bless.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35That went well(!)
0:16:36 > 0:16:38'But why would she do that?
0:16:38 > 0:16:40'And how did she know I'd be here?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43'Oh, Beth... Bethy, open the door!'
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- I've seen this one.- Sh-sh-sh...
0:16:46 > 0:16:50- He did it.- # La-la-la-la... #
0:16:50 > 0:16:52He did, he follows her to the hospital, right, and then he...
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Shhh!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Are you going to talk to him?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- About what?- He's spoiling Family Fun Day!
0:17:03 > 0:17:07He doesn't mean it. He's like a snowflake.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09He's unique and complex and...
0:17:09 > 0:17:10Cold?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13No, if you try to catch him on your tongue, he just melts away.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16Yeah, it's a lovely image, but he's not a snowflake.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17He's a teenage boy.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20And somebody needs to set him some solid boundaries.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Yeah.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22You?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24No, you!
0:17:24 > 0:17:28You go in there, you be firm with him, you be stern with him
0:17:28 > 0:17:29and you nip this in the bud,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32before it blossoms into a poisonous shrub!
0:17:32 > 0:17:33OK.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39You need to pull your socks up, matey!
0:17:39 > 0:17:41No, I don't.
0:17:41 > 0:17:42Oh, right you are.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48OK, Craigster. How about you choose what we do next?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54I have an idea.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Hurry up, or we're going to miss the gig!
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh, calm down, I'm almost ready!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Whoa! - LAUREN GIGGLES
0:18:06 > 0:18:08What's on your face?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10- "I heart Temper Hearts" here... - Uh-huh.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12..and "Temper Hearts number one fan" here.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14But you're not the Temper Hearts' number one fan.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16You only listened to them this afternoon.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17AMBER HISSES
0:18:17 > 0:18:20PHONE BEEPS
0:18:20 > 0:18:22OMG! Status update from Nathan!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh, my gosh, what does it say?
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He says he's looking forward to meeting all the fans!
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Aww!
0:18:28 > 0:18:29That's so like him.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32He's like the band's biggest fan!
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh... Wait, so he's a fan of himself?
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Yeah! - THEY GIGGLE
0:18:36 > 0:18:40OK, hang on a sec!
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Have you really thought about this?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Let's go!- I'm so excited!
0:18:44 > 0:18:46HIGH-PITCHED GIGGLES
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Stage three. No question.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm not sure I can handle stage four.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52Come on, Cinderella.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh, no - I'm out of foam balls!
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Right, here's the plan of action.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01You cause a distraction and I'll flank him.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04I thought you were going to say we're going to behave like adults
0:19:04 > 0:19:05and not descend into his behaviour?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oh, I'd love to. But he started it!
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Be careful out there!
0:19:11 > 0:19:12Craigster?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Soldier! Don't fire, I need a word.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Tell him to drop his weapon!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18She can't tell me what to do, she's not my mum.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Easy, soldier.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Now, now. How do you win a war? Eh? Eh?
0:19:23 > 0:19:25Um... Advanced weapons...
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Robot soldiers, obviously...
0:19:27 > 0:19:28No, communication.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30And robot soldiers.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Now, the terrain may have changed,
0:19:32 > 0:19:33but we're all on the same side, yeah?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35So let's just get the dance mat out,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37make her happy and we can end this.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Gotcha! Hands up.
0:19:40 > 0:19:41I'm unarmed!
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Well, that is a major fail.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45All right.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47One go.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48But I'm not holding back -
0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm busting my moves.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58It's so unfair! You had plans.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01They can't just leave you at home, because they have rubbish taste!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Well, they need their excitement.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05You've been left out. They've abandoned you!
0:20:05 > 0:20:08You've been tossed aside, like week-old pants.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09That's a bit harsh.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11What if you wanted to have a fun night, too?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13What if you wanted Amber to like you?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15What if you wanted to see Ghost Clan 4
0:20:15 > 0:20:18and you've been looking forward to it for weeks?
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Oooh. Someone's caught the dreaded Jealousy Virus.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I have not!
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Bit jelly? Eh? Green jelly?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27Lime flavour, maybe?
0:20:27 > 0:20:28Stop it!
0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's just...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Why didn't Amber take me to the movie?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Why did she have to go off with stupid Lauren?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36She wanted to take both of you out.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39She just saw an opportunity for Lauren to get to know her a bit.
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Is it...
0:20:41 > 0:20:43that she likes Lauren better?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Millie! No way, Jose.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47She thinks you're both ace.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Lauren's way more exciting than me.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Get away! You?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54You're into ghost girls. You go hunting with crossbows.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55How exciting is that?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Mega.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Way better than dumb boy bands.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00"Ahh! Boy bands, ha-ha-ha!"
0:21:00 > 0:21:03"Oh, I've got floppy hair and I think I'm deep!"
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Look, tell you what, I'll take you to the movie.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Thanks, but I still kind of want to go with Lauren.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yeah, fair enough.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14What are you doing?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16There you go.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Oh, Dad, wow!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20It's beautiful.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23Wait - is this your mood lighting?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Yeah, and the candles.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26And what was for tea?
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Lobster dinner for two.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30A lobster? What lobster?!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Here we go...
0:21:34 > 0:21:35This lobster!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37"Hello, I'm Amber's favourite!"
0:21:37 > 0:21:40I've been planning it for weeks.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41And the music?
0:21:44 > 0:21:45ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Dad!
0:21:47 > 0:21:48What?
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Uhh!- Never point a loaded lobster at anyone.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52Dad, it's perfect.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55It shows how spontaneous and romantic you are.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58It's exactly the kind of thing Amber would love, you muppet!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59Why didn't you say?
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I wanted it to be a surprise.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Come on, it might not be too late.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06What, you think we can still catch them?
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Worth a try.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10You're right. What have we got to lose?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Ha-ha! Come on.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Wait, Dad?
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Dad!
0:22:17 > 0:22:19FAST DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:22:27 > 0:22:29And with that, she wins again!
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yes, yes, yes!
0:22:32 > 0:22:34How? How did you do that?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36# My hips don't lie... #
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Yep, you got to admit it, she did thrash us.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- But well played though, Craigmeister.- In your face!
0:22:40 > 0:22:43- OK, let's leave it at that point, I think.- What?
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm sorry, "leave it there"? Are you crazy?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48You can't just stop playing.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50What about cards?
0:22:50 > 0:22:51I will whup you at cards.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Are you saying you want to challenge the victor?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55- Maybe I am.- Challenge accepted!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57It's been great, but I think its about time
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Craig got back to decapitating some Aliens, so...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I'm sorry, Mike, but he is asking for it.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Bring it on.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07What's it going to be? Snap or Crazy Eights?
0:23:07 > 0:23:08EXCITED SCREAMS
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Come on, Amber! Hurry up, we've got the tickets.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Hurry up!
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Doors closed four seconds ago.
0:23:17 > 0:23:18No, no, no - we've got tickets.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Sorry madam, VIP guest list only.
0:23:21 > 0:23:23No, that's ridiculous! That's a sham!
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I bet these celebrities aren't even real fans!
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I bet they don't even know who's got the best lips!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Is that my T-shirt?!
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Look, Amber, I think you've taken this Temper Heart thing
0:23:34 > 0:23:35a little too far, right?
0:23:35 > 0:23:37They are my thing.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38That's your thing.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40There they are. Quick!
0:23:42 > 0:23:45It's OK, Amber, you've just got some kind of zombie virus.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48What are you doing here? And why do you smell like prawns?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51I... I just wanted to say,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- there's no such thing as a boring night in, with you around.- Aw.
0:23:54 > 0:23:55You make things...
0:23:55 > 0:23:57special.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Aw.- Awwww....
0:23:59 > 0:24:02That's why I was going to cook a romantic dinner for the two of us.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06I didn't tell you, because I wanted it to be a surprise.
0:24:06 > 0:24:08It was going to be lobster!
0:24:08 > 0:24:10That's very romantic...
0:24:10 > 0:24:12and also slightly scary.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Trust me - you do not want to miss this.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Come here, you.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23So, about this gig?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Dad, it's VIP only, they won't let us in!
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Don't say anything.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30No. I'd be gutted if it was Ghost Clan.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Plus, the Temper Hearts
0:24:32 > 0:24:34shouldn't miss out on meeting their biggest fan.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38You know what, Millie's right. You are going to that gig. Come on.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Right, I'll tackle the bouncer
0:24:40 > 0:24:42and your dad can smash the door in with his head.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Got it.- Yeah. Actually,
0:24:45 > 0:24:46I've got a better idea.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48But I'm going to need your help.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Please let me in, I've camped out all night.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I told you - VIPs only.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh my gosh, look who it is!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I'm sorry, no photos, no photos!
0:24:57 > 0:24:59VIPs only, madam.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Excuse me?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Do you know who this is?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05This is Lady Dada!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07She's Nathan's girlfriend!
0:25:07 > 0:25:09No-one told me.
0:25:09 > 0:25:10She's not on the list.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Excuse me...
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Excuse me. Trev?
0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Trev, is it?- Ron.- Ron.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20Ron, they're telling me that Nathan's girlfriend's round here somewhere.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22You seen her?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Yep, OK, I've got this.
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Let's go. I've got it.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29There you go, madam.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30'The Temper Hearts!'
0:25:30 > 0:25:33CHEERING
0:25:33 > 0:25:35'Hello, Scotland!'
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Snap!- Snap! Snap...
0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Is it over? Did we win?- Get in!
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Yes. 26 to 24.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Final victory to me.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55You're not bad, for an old lady.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Eh, well, you're pretty good, for a stinky teenager.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01I'm totally...rad!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02"Rad"?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Right, great, can we go to bed, cos...
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Do you know how to play Cheat?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Is Paris a city?
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Come on, Mike. You can deal.
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Go on.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Oh!
0:26:19 > 0:26:20- There you go.- Thank you.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25AMBER GASPS
0:26:25 > 0:26:27- ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYS - Aw.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- I can't believe you planned all this on your own.- Nothing, really.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32We can still go out every now and then.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36No-one has ever done anything like this for me before.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Are you not eating?- No.
0:26:38 > 0:26:40I couldn't wrestle the other lobster back off Lauren.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Oh.- Any chance I can have a claw?- Yeah!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52Maybe I was a little bit jealous of Lauren and Amber.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55And I guess you don't see it when you've caught the Jealousy Virus.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57But now Amber's borrowed Ghost Clan off me.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00And where would Lauren be, if I wasn't around to save the day?
0:27:03 > 0:27:07At least I'm not delusional, like she is.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Oi, bumface!
0:27:08 > 0:27:10Do you want to touch my lucky lobster?
0:27:10 > 0:27:11Ugh, no!
0:27:11 > 0:27:14You know you can't keep it, it's starting to smell.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Are you kidding?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I'm going to put it in the freezer for ever!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Nathan signed it.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23You're probably the first person ever with autographed seafood.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26Aw, thanks, Millie.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27That gig was so awesome!
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Do you know what I feel like doing now?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Listening to their album all over again!
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Why do you never have a crossbow when you need one?!