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0:00:02 > 0:00:04RADIO PLAYS POP MUSIC

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Hello?

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Girl asleep here?

0:00:11 > 0:00:13Half-seven! Time to get up.

0:00:13 > 0:00:15It's the Temper Hearts' new album launch.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17I'd love to be woken up by them.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20Ugh, sounds like an owl in a tumble dryer.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22You're just too young to get it.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24They're deep and complicated...

0:00:24 > 0:00:26and they're cute!

0:00:26 > 0:00:27MUSIC STOPS

0:00:27 > 0:00:29Hey, I was listening to that!

0:00:29 > 0:00:31Things I don't do before breakfast -

0:00:31 > 0:00:35they are, long division, gymnastics and boy bands.

0:00:35 > 0:00:36They're not a boy band -

0:00:36 > 0:00:39- MUSIC RESUMES - They're a man band! They're amazing.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41I'm going to listen to them all day.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44You can't, because we're going to the movies, to see Ghost Clan 4.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46I'll listen to them in the adverts.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48And the boring bits.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Ooh - good part coming up.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Good part coming up, ready?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Yeah - the part when it stops.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Millie!

0:01:31 > 0:01:33When you become a Temper Hearts fan,

0:01:33 > 0:01:36it's like being infected by a zombie virus.

0:01:36 > 0:01:37I've studied it first-hand.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Stage one - first contact.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43You listen to one song, maybe two.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Then you download the album.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47Then you learn the words and the dance moves.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49POP MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Stage two - obsession.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55The victim develops a crush on the band

0:01:55 > 0:01:57and learns every tedious detail of their lives.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00Nathan's favourite colour is blue - so is mine.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03He's from Leeds - I even know where that is!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05We've got everything in common.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06SHE SNIFFS

0:02:06 > 0:02:08He smells good, too.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Stage three - Temper Hearts Fever.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Symptoms include sweating,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15shrine-building and waking up your little sister.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Millie!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Finally, stage four - rabid fan.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24The victim becomes hopelessly addicted,

0:02:24 > 0:02:26and will stop at nothing to pursue their prey.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29Eventually, their brains fall out and they die.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Mffffggle!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34There is no known cure.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37GAME SOUND EFFECTS

0:02:37 > 0:02:39It might look like random chaos, you know,

0:02:39 > 0:02:42but there's actually a lot of strategy in these games.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44What's your strategy?

0:02:44 > 0:02:47Decapitate the aliens before they eat my face.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Oh, lovely.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53- And how's that going for you, Craig? - Not well, Sharon.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55We might put on a family movie later, if you fancy it?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57No, you're all right.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00I'll just, um... watch something upstairs.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Craig - wait!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Oh, do something, Mike!

0:03:05 > 0:03:07I am. I'm leaving him to it.

0:03:07 > 0:03:08That's my strategy.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11That's not a strategy. That's giving up.

0:03:11 > 0:03:14He's a teenager - he needs time to pupate,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17so he can morph into an awesome man-butterfly.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I need to get to know him.

0:03:19 > 0:03:21You know, discover the Inner Craig.

0:03:21 > 0:03:22How does he feel?

0:03:22 > 0:03:24What makes him tick?

0:03:24 > 0:03:25I have no idea.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27The Outer Craig is enough for me.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30I think I will have another wee word with him.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Hiya! What you reading?

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Ghost Clan. It's brilliant!

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Sounds well exciting. What's it about?

0:03:40 > 0:03:43It's about a group of young rebels who escape from the ghost city

0:03:43 > 0:03:46- and so all the evil old people try to kill them.- Right.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49- And by "old", you mean...- Over 25.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Right.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Sorry, no offence.

0:03:55 > 0:03:56Oh, no, none taken.

0:03:56 > 0:03:59Us over-25s have had our way for too long.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08I'm starting to get used to having Amber around when we're at Dad's.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10She's like a new table.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Sticks out a bit at first, but then you get used to her

0:04:13 > 0:04:15and you find out she's actually quite useful.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Right, that's everything I need.

0:04:21 > 0:04:22- Tony?- Oh...

0:04:27 > 0:04:29Hi! Just, er...

0:04:29 > 0:04:31This sink is so temperamental, isn't it?

0:04:31 > 0:04:34It's like the... Britney Spears of sinks.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Fran and Jake are at their auntie's - free night!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39What have we got planned?

0:04:39 > 0:04:42Er, nothing... Nothing special.

0:04:44 > 0:04:45- Oh!- Whoa!

0:04:48 > 0:04:49The problem is,

0:04:49 > 0:04:52it can be super awkward, watching Dad with a girlfriend.

0:04:52 > 0:04:56He's less romantic than a guided tour through a slug museum.

0:04:56 > 0:04:57For example...

0:05:00 > 0:05:02So? What do you think?

0:05:02 > 0:05:05- That's... Oh, that's perfect!- Yeah?

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Yeah! AMBER LAUGHS

0:05:06 > 0:05:08That's the perfect colour for the bathroom.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10It's that one, that one, yeah.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16Nothing makes a girl feel special like matching the loo.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18There we go, that's that sorted.

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Can I have that?

0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Tony?- Mm-hm?- Why don't we do something a bit different tonight?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25We could try that new Italian place

0:05:25 > 0:05:27and we could take the girls, you know?

0:05:27 > 0:05:29It might be a good chance for me to get to know them better.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Um, yeah... There's not that much to know, really.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Um... Pudding basically covers it.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37And...they're both out tonight.

0:05:37 > 0:05:38While we stay in?

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Exactly!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Right, well, I'm...sure that'll be fun, too.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44- That's settled.- Yes.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Get back to this.

0:05:56 > 0:05:58KNOCKS AT DOOR

0:05:58 > 0:05:59Go away.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's not too bad. I've seen it worse.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05It's OK to come in.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07SHARON GASPS

0:06:07 > 0:06:09Just doing a quick laundry run, pal.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13GORY GAME SOUND EFFECTS

0:06:21 > 0:06:22What now?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25Well, we've resupplied, we've cleared the debris...

0:06:25 > 0:06:26Our work here is done.

0:06:26 > 0:06:29What, you just leave him here to fester?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Yeah.- For how long?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34About five years should do the trick.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I know boys, Sharon.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39The less contact with humans, the better for all concerned.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42No. We never spend any time together!

0:06:42 > 0:06:43No, I'll talk to him.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Leave it to me.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49So...

0:06:49 > 0:06:51What up...

0:06:51 > 0:06:52dawg?

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Die, scumbag! Die! SQUELCH

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Ooh, that's nice.

0:06:56 > 0:07:00Why don't you, er... come downstairs with me and your old man...

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Cut loose?

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Don't say that.

0:07:05 > 0:07:08I bet by the end of the day, we'll be best bros.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10Sweet as.

0:07:11 > 0:07:12Don't say that.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14What do you say, bruv?

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Gangnam style?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Amazeballs?

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Don't say that.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26BONE CRUNCH SCREAM

0:07:27 > 0:07:29You got to hand it to Mum.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32The chances of her getting it right are about...zero,

0:07:32 > 0:07:34but it doesn't stop her from trying.

0:07:38 > 0:07:40LAUREN SCREAMS

0:07:40 > 0:07:41Lauren, what's happened?!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Oh, gosh, did you drop a bottle of nail varnish?

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Do you need a doctor?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Did you sit on a curler?

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Ah, shut it, shorty.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56The Temper Hearts are doing a pop-up gig in town,

0:07:56 > 0:07:58tonight, free

0:07:58 > 0:07:59and you've got to take me!

0:07:59 > 0:08:02But we're going to the opening night of Ghost Clan 4.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- It's all planned.- Well, un-plan it.

0:08:04 > 0:08:05Those movies are all the same anyway -

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Blah-di-blah, fighty fight.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Yeah, like all the Temper Farts songs -

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Blah-di blah, lovey wuvvy.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14They're the best band ever - and as if I want you coming with me

0:08:14 > 0:08:16and cramping my style anyway, Mini-Me.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, you wouldn't last five minutes in a Ghost Clan crossbow hunt...

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Girls, girls.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Why don't I take Lauren?

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- You?- Yeah. What, are you worried I won't be cool enough?

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Because I've been to more gigs than you've had hot dinners.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31Most of the time, I'd just sneak off without telling my parents.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Which was a terrible idea and you should never do that.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Amber, you don't have to... - You wouldn't like them.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40They're a boy band.

0:08:40 > 0:08:42No, they're not. Fine.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Me and Amber are going!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Come on Ambs, I've got so much to teach you.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50I'll tell you all you need to know to be a Temper Hearts fan.

0:08:52 > 0:08:53What just happened there?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56We lost our dates, that's what happened.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59I know what Amber's trying to do here - bond with us.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01- You think so?- Yeah.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03But why is she hanging out with Lauren?

0:09:03 > 0:09:05Why isn't she bonding with me?

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Maybe she's tried.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Yoo-hoo, Craig?

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Why not come and hang with me at the park?

0:09:20 > 0:09:21Cos I don't do rain.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Next thing you'll be on about a "family fun day".

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Cool idea! Yeah, I'm up for it.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31How about you?

0:09:31 > 0:09:33You say that like I have a choice.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Of course you do!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37- I don't want to.- Yes, you do.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Come on!- No.

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Come on, son. It'll only be for a couple of hours.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Yeah, hours that I'll never get back.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46You know what, Dad? I can't believe you'd do this to me.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48To your own son, your baby boy.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Don't do that.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52You really want to take her side?

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Come on, you can show me some of your skillz!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56With a "Z".

0:09:56 > 0:09:57Woo!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Sick move. Just like Dwayne Rooney.

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Whoa!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04CRASH

0:10:06 > 0:10:08So, the Temper Hearts used to be called the Tender Hearts,

0:10:08 > 0:10:11but then when Nicki left, they had to change the name

0:10:11 > 0:10:12because they needed a better web address...

0:10:12 > 0:10:14Are you even listening?

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Yes! Web address.

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Do you know what, I think I've got all this now.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Why don't you just play me one of their songs?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Amber, I don't want you embarrassing me in front of them.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24It's not like we're going to meet them.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26What if one of them stage-dives you?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28- Oh, I hadn't thought about that. - Exactly!

0:10:28 > 0:10:30Won't last. It's a flash in the pan.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32True.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34Amber will get bored.

0:10:34 > 0:10:37Now I'm going to teach you the secret Temper Hearts symbol.

0:10:37 > 0:10:39- OK, Stand up. You need plenty of room.- OK.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42Temper Heart...heart!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Temper Heart...heart!

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Temper heart-heart,

0:10:46 > 0:10:49slide-bop-slide-bop-slide-bop-slide,

0:10:49 > 0:10:51knee-knee, double knee,

0:10:51 > 0:10:52knee-knee,

0:10:52 > 0:10:54heart-heart,

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Temper Heart-heart!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00OK, now you go.

0:11:00 > 0:11:025,6,7,8, Temper Hearts,

0:11:02 > 0:11:04Temper Hearts, Temper Hearts,

0:11:04 > 0:11:06- knee-knee, double knee, knee-knee, double knee.- Whoa...

0:11:06 > 0:11:09Yes! Temper Hearts Temper Hearts, Temper...

0:11:09 > 0:11:10Oh!

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Baa, bah, baa...bah!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Let's try it again.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Sharon, he's happy in his room.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21That's because he doesn't know any better. He's like a battery hen.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- I must release him.- Yeah, but he doesn't want releasing.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27He's like a hen who actually likes being cooped up.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30He just needs to be tempted out.

0:11:30 > 0:11:32There must be something in here we can use.

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Yeah, but I really think we should just leave him.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38This is about family fun, spending time together!

0:11:38 > 0:11:40I will not give up.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Sharon? Sharon!

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Meanwhile, we can have fun. How about a plug-wiring race?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51I'm going to that movie with Lauren. Tonight.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55No sweat. Soon as Amber hears the Temper Tarts, she'll come running.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Danny on bass...

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Mickey, lead guitar...

0:11:59 > 0:12:01Er, Matt, backing vocals and drums.

0:12:01 > 0:12:04Er, don't tell me, it's on the tip of my tongue.

0:12:04 > 0:12:06Nathan! Nathan on lead vocals!

0:12:06 > 0:12:07Argh!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Listen to them.

0:12:09 > 0:12:14Who in their right minds would want to put themselves through that?

0:12:14 > 0:12:16In their right minds...

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Oh, I'm such an idiot!

0:12:18 > 0:12:20Right now, Lauren's in there,

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- infecting Amber with the zombie virus!- What?

0:12:23 > 0:12:25While we're just sitting here, letting it happen.

0:12:25 > 0:12:28She'll be well into stage one - first contact!

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Is that bad?

0:12:29 > 0:12:31Or even stage two - obsession.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34Stop it. You're scaring me.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36We have to go in and check if it's OK...

0:12:36 > 0:12:38and hope it's not too late.

0:12:38 > 0:12:41OK, important fact about the band members.

0:12:41 > 0:12:42- Who?- Nathan.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Lips?- Mick...Danny!

0:12:44 > 0:12:45- Matt's favourite food? - Buffalo wings.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Mickey's girlfriend's name?

0:12:47 > 0:12:50- Trick question, he doesn't have one. - Yet!

0:12:50 > 0:12:53OK, you might be ready. Which album do you want to listen to first?

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Temper Heart-broken, or Everything Dies?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Er... The first one?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02The first track comes from a really tough place in their history.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04- It's a pretty hard listen.- Right.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10# We all feel

0:13:10 > 0:13:13# The same emotion... #

0:13:15 > 0:13:17Ah, that's nice, isn't it?

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Oh, yeah, it's very, uh, very romantic...

0:13:21 > 0:13:22..and dramatic.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26Yeah, it's not bad.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33Oh, who am I kidding? It's flaming brilliant!

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Temper Heart-heart!

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Temper Heart-heart!

0:13:36 > 0:13:39Too late - she's well into stage two.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- Obsession?- Come on, let's go.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43No, wait - we can't just leave her here like this!

0:13:43 > 0:13:45There's nothing we can do.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- Dad, cover your ears!- Whuh!

0:13:54 > 0:13:56Am I evil?

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Yes.

0:13:57 > 0:14:00OK. Am I trying to destroy the life

0:14:00 > 0:14:02of an innocent young boy?

0:14:02 > 0:14:03Yes!

0:14:05 > 0:14:07I've got it.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09I'm you.

0:14:09 > 0:14:10Craig...

0:14:15 > 0:14:17Ah, good shot, Craig!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Bring it on. You won't win.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Yes! I win.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28I'm not getting that...

0:14:32 > 0:14:35I won't lie to you - this is bad.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37She's well into stage two.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Or maybe even stage three - Temper Hearts Fever!

0:14:40 > 0:14:42How many stages are there?

0:14:42 > 0:14:43What's the fourth one?

0:14:43 > 0:14:45You don't want to know...

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Oh, Dad, this is all your fault!

0:14:47 > 0:14:48What did you have planned for tonight?

0:14:48 > 0:14:50Oh, it was going to be great!

0:14:50 > 0:14:52A really nice tea...

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Um, put a CD on...

0:14:54 > 0:14:55Some mood lighting...

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Dad! Amber rides a motorbike.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01She... She likes thrills, adventure!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- Olives..- Newsflash!

0:15:03 > 0:15:05If you want to get Amber's attention back,

0:15:05 > 0:15:06you have to up your game.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08I don't know, Millie, it's just a band.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Maybe we're overreacting...

0:15:10 > 0:15:13I heard them discussing who has the cutest nose.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Was it me?

0:15:15 > 0:15:19OK, something special, something exciting...

0:15:19 > 0:15:20I know!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22Hm?

0:15:22 > 0:15:23Who's your favourite then?

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Him. Matt, the drummer.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Shut up...- No, you shut up.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Why'd you like him, then?

0:15:28 > 0:15:31Don't know, really. He's sort of down to earth,

0:15:31 > 0:15:33- To be honest, he reminds me of Tony. - Dad?

0:15:33 > 0:15:35Yeah, you know, no front.

0:15:35 > 0:15:37What you see is what you get.

0:15:37 > 0:15:38Scruffy, but nice.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Whatevs...- Hmm.

0:15:40 > 0:15:41KNOCK AT DOOR

0:15:47 > 0:15:49OMG.

0:15:49 > 0:15:51What are you wearing?

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, this?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Just thought I'd try out a new look,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57you know, keep things fresh,

0:15:57 > 0:15:59exciting, er...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Spontaneous!- ..spontaneous...

0:16:01 > 0:16:03fresh... I've said fresh.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Er... Romantic.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09You look like you're off to play clarinet at a tea party.

0:16:09 > 0:16:10It was my Uncle Billy's.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Oh, what's that smell?

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Mothballs.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Dad, we are busy.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19Amber, I've made a reservation at a posh restaurant.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21They'll think you're the waiter!

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Oh, Tony, that's really sweet of you,

0:16:22 > 0:16:24but I've said I'll go with Lauren.

0:16:24 > 0:16:25- Oh, but...- So, laters!

0:16:25 > 0:16:28Maybe you can find a job being a snooker referee.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30TONY SIGHS

0:16:30 > 0:16:32What is he like?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Bless.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35That went well(!)

0:16:36 > 0:16:38'But why would she do that?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40'And how did she know I'd be here?

0:16:40 > 0:16:43'Oh, Beth... Bethy, open the door!'

0:16:43 > 0:16:45- I've seen this one.- Sh-sh-sh...

0:16:46 > 0:16:50- He did it.- # La-la-la-la... #

0:16:50 > 0:16:52He did, he follows her to the hospital, right, and then he...

0:16:52 > 0:16:53Shhh!

0:16:58 > 0:17:00Are you going to talk to him?

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- About what?- He's spoiling Family Fun Day!

0:17:03 > 0:17:07He doesn't mean it. He's like a snowflake.

0:17:07 > 0:17:09He's unique and complex and...

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Cold?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13No, if you try to catch him on your tongue, he just melts away.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Yeah, it's a lovely image, but he's not a snowflake.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17He's a teenage boy.

0:17:17 > 0:17:20And somebody needs to set him some solid boundaries.

0:17:20 > 0:17:21Yeah.

0:17:21 > 0:17:22You?

0:17:22 > 0:17:24No, you!

0:17:24 > 0:17:28You go in there, you be firm with him, you be stern with him

0:17:28 > 0:17:29and you nip this in the bud,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32before it blossoms into a poisonous shrub!

0:17:32 > 0:17:33OK.

0:17:36 > 0:17:39You need to pull your socks up, matey!

0:17:39 > 0:17:41No, I don't.

0:17:41 > 0:17:42Oh, right you are.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48OK, Craigster. How about you choose what we do next?

0:17:53 > 0:17:54I have an idea.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Hurry up, or we're going to miss the gig!

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Oh, calm down, I'm almost ready!

0:18:04 > 0:18:06- Whoa! - LAUREN GIGGLES

0:18:06 > 0:18:08What's on your face?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10- "I heart Temper Hearts" here... - Uh-huh.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12..and "Temper Hearts number one fan" here.

0:18:12 > 0:18:14But you're not the Temper Hearts' number one fan.

0:18:14 > 0:18:16You only listened to them this afternoon.

0:18:16 > 0:18:17AMBER HISSES

0:18:17 > 0:18:20PHONE BEEPS

0:18:20 > 0:18:22OMG! Status update from Nathan!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Oh, my gosh, what does it say?

0:18:24 > 0:18:26He says he's looking forward to meeting all the fans!

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Aww!

0:18:28 > 0:18:29That's so like him.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32He's like the band's biggest fan!

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Oh... Wait, so he's a fan of himself?

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- Yeah! - THEY GIGGLE

0:18:36 > 0:18:40OK, hang on a sec!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42Have you really thought about this?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44- Let's go!- I'm so excited!

0:18:44 > 0:18:46HIGH-PITCHED GIGGLES

0:18:47 > 0:18:49Stage three. No question.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm not sure I can handle stage four.

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Come on, Cinderella.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Oh, no - I'm out of foam balls!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Right, here's the plan of action.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01You cause a distraction and I'll flank him.

0:19:01 > 0:19:04I thought you were going to say we're going to behave like adults

0:19:04 > 0:19:05and not descend into his behaviour?

0:19:05 > 0:19:08Oh, I'd love to. But he started it!

0:19:08 > 0:19:09Be careful out there!

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Craigster?

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Soldier! Don't fire, I need a word.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Tell him to drop his weapon!

0:19:16 > 0:19:18She can't tell me what to do, she's not my mum.

0:19:18 > 0:19:20Easy, soldier.

0:19:20 > 0:19:23Now, now. How do you win a war? Eh? Eh?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Um... Advanced weapons...

0:19:25 > 0:19:27Robot soldiers, obviously...

0:19:27 > 0:19:28No, communication.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30And robot soldiers.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32Now, the terrain may have changed,

0:19:32 > 0:19:33but we're all on the same side, yeah?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35So let's just get the dance mat out,

0:19:35 > 0:19:37make her happy and we can end this.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Gotcha! Hands up.

0:19:40 > 0:19:41I'm unarmed!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Well, that is a major fail.

0:19:44 > 0:19:45All right.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47One go.

0:19:47 > 0:19:48But I'm not holding back -

0:19:48 > 0:19:50I'm busting my moves.

0:19:55 > 0:19:58It's so unfair! You had plans.

0:19:58 > 0:20:01They can't just leave you at home, because they have rubbish taste!

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Well, they need their excitement.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05You've been left out. They've abandoned you!

0:20:05 > 0:20:08You've been tossed aside, like week-old pants.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09That's a bit harsh.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11What if you wanted to have a fun night, too?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13What if you wanted Amber to like you?

0:20:13 > 0:20:15What if you wanted to see Ghost Clan 4

0:20:15 > 0:20:18and you've been looking forward to it for weeks?

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Oooh. Someone's caught the dreaded Jealousy Virus.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23I have not!

0:20:23 > 0:20:25Bit jelly? Eh? Green jelly?

0:20:25 > 0:20:27Lime flavour, maybe?

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Stop it!

0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's just...

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Why didn't Amber take me to the movie?

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Why did she have to go off with stupid Lauren?

0:20:34 > 0:20:36She wanted to take both of you out.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39She just saw an opportunity for Lauren to get to know her a bit.

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Is it...

0:20:41 > 0:20:43that she likes Lauren better?

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Millie! No way, Jose.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47She thinks you're both ace.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Lauren's way more exciting than me.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Get away! You?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54You're into ghost girls. You go hunting with crossbows.

0:20:54 > 0:20:55How exciting is that?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Mega.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Way better than dumb boy bands.

0:20:58 > 0:21:00"Ahh! Boy bands, ha-ha-ha!"

0:21:00 > 0:21:03"Oh, I've got floppy hair and I think I'm deep!"

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Look, tell you what, I'll take you to the movie.

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Thanks, but I still kind of want to go with Lauren.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yeah, fair enough.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14What are you doing?

0:21:14 > 0:21:16There you go.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18Oh, Dad, wow!

0:21:18 > 0:21:20It's beautiful.

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Wait - is this your mood lighting?

0:21:23 > 0:21:25Yeah, and the candles.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26And what was for tea?

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Lobster dinner for two.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30A lobster? What lobster?!

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Here we go...

0:21:34 > 0:21:35This lobster!

0:21:35 > 0:21:37"Hello, I'm Amber's favourite!"

0:21:37 > 0:21:40I've been planning it for weeks.

0:21:40 > 0:21:41And the music?

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0:21:45 > 0:21:47Dad!

0:21:47 > 0:21:48What?

0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Uhh!- Never point a loaded lobster at anyone.

0:21:51 > 0:21:52Dad, it's perfect.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55It shows how spontaneous and romantic you are.

0:21:55 > 0:21:58It's exactly the kind of thing Amber would love, you muppet!

0:21:58 > 0:21:59Why didn't you say?

0:21:59 > 0:22:01I wanted it to be a surprise.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03Come on, it might not be too late.

0:22:03 > 0:22:06What, you think we can still catch them?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Worth a try.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10You're right. What have we got to lose?

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Ha-ha! Come on.

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Wait, Dad?

0:22:14 > 0:22:15Dad!

0:22:17 > 0:22:19FAST DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:27 > 0:22:29And with that, she wins again!

0:22:29 > 0:22:32Yes, yes, yes!

0:22:32 > 0:22:34How? How did you do that?

0:22:34 > 0:22:36# My hips don't lie... #

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Yep, you got to admit it, she did thrash us.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40- But well played though, Craigmeister.- In your face!

0:22:40 > 0:22:43- OK, let's leave it at that point, I think.- What?

0:22:43 > 0:22:46I'm sorry, "leave it there"? Are you crazy?

0:22:46 > 0:22:48You can't just stop playing.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50What about cards?

0:22:50 > 0:22:51I will whup you at cards.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Are you saying you want to challenge the victor?

0:22:54 > 0:22:55- Maybe I am.- Challenge accepted!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57It's been great, but I think its about time

0:22:57 > 0:23:00Craig got back to decapitating some Aliens, so...

0:23:00 > 0:23:02I'm sorry, Mike, but he is asking for it.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04Bring it on.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07What's it going to be? Snap or Crazy Eights?

0:23:07 > 0:23:08EXCITED SCREAMS

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Come on, Amber! Hurry up, we've got the tickets.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14Hurry up!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Doors closed four seconds ago.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18No, no, no - we've got tickets.

0:23:18 > 0:23:21Sorry madam, VIP guest list only.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23No, that's ridiculous! That's a sham!

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I bet these celebrities aren't even real fans!

0:23:26 > 0:23:29I bet they don't even know who's got the best lips!

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Is that my T-shirt?!

0:23:31 > 0:23:34Look, Amber, I think you've taken this Temper Heart thing

0:23:34 > 0:23:35a little too far, right?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37They are my thing.

0:23:37 > 0:23:38That's your thing.

0:23:38 > 0:23:40There they are. Quick!

0:23:42 > 0:23:45It's OK, Amber, you've just got some kind of zombie virus.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48What are you doing here? And why do you smell like prawns?

0:23:48 > 0:23:51I... I just wanted to say,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- there's no such thing as a boring night in, with you around.- Aw.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55You make things...

0:23:55 > 0:23:57special.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Aw.- Awwww....

0:23:59 > 0:24:02That's why I was going to cook a romantic dinner for the two of us.

0:24:02 > 0:24:06I didn't tell you, because I wanted it to be a surprise.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08It was going to be lobster!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10That's very romantic...

0:24:10 > 0:24:12and also slightly scary.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Trust me - you do not want to miss this.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Come here, you.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23So, about this gig?

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Dad, it's VIP only, they won't let us in!

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Don't say anything.

0:24:28 > 0:24:30No. I'd be gutted if it was Ghost Clan.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32Plus, the Temper Hearts

0:24:32 > 0:24:34shouldn't miss out on meeting their biggest fan.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38You know what, Millie's right. You are going to that gig. Come on.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Right, I'll tackle the bouncer

0:24:40 > 0:24:42and your dad can smash the door in with his head.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Got it.- Yeah. Actually,

0:24:45 > 0:24:46I've got a better idea.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48But I'm going to need your help.

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Please let me in, I've camped out all night.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I told you - VIPs only.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Oh my gosh, look who it is!

0:24:55 > 0:24:57I'm sorry, no photos, no photos!

0:24:57 > 0:24:59VIPs only, madam.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01Excuse me?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Do you know who this is?

0:25:03 > 0:25:05This is Lady Dada!

0:25:05 > 0:25:07She's Nathan's girlfriend!

0:25:07 > 0:25:09No-one told me.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10She's not on the list.

0:25:10 > 0:25:12Excuse me...

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Excuse me. Trev?

0:25:14 > 0:25:17- Trev, is it?- Ron.- Ron.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20Ron, they're telling me that Nathan's girlfriend's round here somewhere.

0:25:20 > 0:25:22You seen her?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Yep, OK, I've got this.

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Let's go. I've got it.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29There you go, madam.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30'The Temper Hearts!'

0:25:30 > 0:25:33CHEERING

0:25:33 > 0:25:35'Hello, Scotland!'

0:25:43 > 0:25:45- Snap!- Snap! Snap...

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Is it over? Did we win?- Get in!

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Yes. 26 to 24.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52Final victory to me.

0:25:52 > 0:25:55You're not bad, for an old lady.

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Eh, well, you're pretty good, for a stinky teenager.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01I'm totally...rad!

0:26:01 > 0:26:02"Rad"?

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Right, great, can we go to bed, cos...

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Do you know how to play Cheat?

0:26:06 > 0:26:07Is Paris a city?

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Come on, Mike. You can deal.

0:26:10 > 0:26:11Go on.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Oh!

0:26:19 > 0:26:20- There you go.- Thank you.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25AMBER GASPS

0:26:25 > 0:26:27- ROMANTIC PIANO MUSIC PLAYS - Aw.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30- I can't believe you planned all this on your own.- Nothing, really.

0:26:30 > 0:26:32We can still go out every now and then.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36No-one has ever done anything like this for me before.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38- Are you not eating?- No.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40I couldn't wrestle the other lobster back off Lauren.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43- Oh.- Any chance I can have a claw?- Yeah!

0:26:49 > 0:26:52Maybe I was a little bit jealous of Lauren and Amber.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55And I guess you don't see it when you've caught the Jealousy Virus.

0:26:55 > 0:26:57But now Amber's borrowed Ghost Clan off me.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00And where would Lauren be, if I wasn't around to save the day?

0:27:03 > 0:27:07At least I'm not delusional, like she is.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08Oi, bumface!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Do you want to touch my lucky lobster?

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Ugh, no!

0:27:11 > 0:27:14You know you can't keep it, it's starting to smell.

0:27:14 > 0:27:15Are you kidding?

0:27:15 > 0:27:17I'm going to put it in the freezer for ever!

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Nathan signed it.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23You're probably the first person ever with autographed seafood.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26Aw, thanks, Millie.

0:27:26 > 0:27:27That gig was so awesome!

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Do you know what I feel like doing now?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Listening to their album all over again!

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Why do you never have a crossbow when you need one?!