0:00:04 > 0:00:07MUSIC: Undercover Martyn by Two Door Cinema Club
0:00:33 > 0:00:36You know what? Things aren't too bad.
0:00:36 > 0:00:41- I mean, it's not totally perfect. Lauren is still...- What?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43And Mum and Mike are still way too...
0:00:43 > 0:00:48But we're all sort of, kind of, getting used to each other.
0:00:48 > 0:00:52And it's all sort of, kind of, working!
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Ugh!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59But every silver lining has its cloud.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36- What?- What?
0:01:36 > 0:01:37- What do you want? - What do you want?
0:01:37 > 0:01:39You all right, Craig?
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Yeah, good, thanks, Dad.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Just telling Lauren how much I love spending time with her
0:01:43 > 0:01:44and her new family.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Awh! That's really great, Craig.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Hey, I'm going to the shops later, if you fancy coming.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Yeah, maybe. I'll have to check I've done all my homework first.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57What is this?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Duh! A phone!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Duh! What is this? The Stone Age?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Duh! Then it would be made of stone.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Let me take a picture, for the phone museum.
0:02:07 > 0:02:13It's not fair, I want a smartphone.
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Mum! Aw, Mum. Look.- No.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Why not?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20No. You are not getting a new phone.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23- But every...- "..body else has got one!"
0:02:23 > 0:02:24But they do!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27When I was a little girl, I wanted a My Little Pony
0:02:27 > 0:02:29and that's the day I found out that life isn't fair.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33But, Mike....
0:02:33 > 0:02:35No. That is my final answer.
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Well, what's in it for me?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45You can borrow it.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46I've got a phone.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- It's a smartphone. - I'm smart enough already.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50But you can go on the internet on it.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54You can look at history. Isn't that what you're into?
0:02:54 > 0:03:01Or is it space? Or dinosaurs? Space dinosaurs?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Wait, are dinosaurs from space?
0:03:03 > 0:03:07Yes, Lauren. Yes, they are.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Mind. Blown.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12OK, I'll do it!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- But I get to use it for two hours every day.- One hour.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17- An hour and a half. - Two hours.- Deal.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Wait a minute!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25- Come on, Shaz! We're only going to the shops.- Coming.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28She's just doing her hair.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32So, you OK?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Do you...want anything?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38It's about Lauren.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- Sorted.- How?!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45I told Mike without equal phones, it would be impossible for you
0:03:45 > 0:03:48and Craig to properly bond.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Wow. And he believed that?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Mike's very keen on us bonding.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52With Craig??
0:03:52 > 0:03:55I bonded with you, so anything's possible.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Whatever. As long as it gets me a new smartphone, I'm in.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Good. Now, can you act surprised?
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Huh!- OK, maybe not that surprised.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Guess what we got?
0:04:10 > 0:04:12A phone!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15What?! I thought she couldn't afford a new phone.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Mike used the money he'd set aside for his new core ball to buy
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Lauren a phone she didn't need!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yeah, yeah, it's reconditioned. I got it off Derek down the gym.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Really?
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- Yeah, come on, let's go and set it up.- OK.
0:04:27 > 0:04:32My very own smartphone. This is literally the best day ever!
0:04:32 > 0:04:37Oh, no. It's not working! This is literally the worst day ever!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38We've got some instructions.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Whew! They're all in squiggles.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43- It's Mandarin.- Duh!
0:04:43 > 0:04:45It'll never work now!
0:04:45 > 0:04:50"Ni de dian hua, yi cha ru dao dian nao,
0:04:50 > 0:04:53"ni jiu xu yao an xia kong zhi jian." Hmm.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Wow. What is that in English?
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- I don't know.- Aw.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Just kidding! It just means press control, alt, delete.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Initialising.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11No!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Sorted.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22It works! That's genius, you're totes amazing.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Thanks, Mum! Thanks, Mike!
0:05:31 > 0:05:36Oh, he got you a phone, did he? That's great. Well done, Mike.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39Oh, Lauren, sorry, got to go, Amber and the kids are here.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41I know I said I'd be there but I meant the team.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43We're having a DVDathon.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45I realise it's not quite the same thing.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47OK, I'll see what I can do. Bye.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I'm sure he is totes epic, yeah. Bye.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- That's a lot of DVDs. - I'm so sorry.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Hopefully, it won't be tonight, but one of my patients is due
0:05:55 > 0:05:58and she really wants me there. Can you forgive me?
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Don't do that!- I'm sorry. - Don't. It's fine.
0:06:01 > 0:06:02I'm sure we'll all be...
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Jake, that's my pelvis!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07If that's your pelvis, how are you still standing up?
0:06:07 > 0:06:10It's a model, so that I can show my clients how to...
0:06:10 > 0:06:11And I think I've got it!
0:06:11 > 0:06:14OK, Fran, you can choose the first movie.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16We can watch five movies before bed.
0:06:16 > 0:06:21- Are you ready?- Yeah, I'm ready. Are you ready?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22KIDS: Bring it on.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30Come on, come on, come on. Come on. Oh, this is amazing.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Yes! Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Say, "meatballs!"
0:06:37 > 0:06:40MUSIC: Undercover Martyn by Two Door Cinema Club
0:07:02 > 0:07:04What are you doing now?
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Just, you know, taking some photos.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12Choosing a filter, something to make tea look edible.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Jokes, jokes.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16MOBILE RINGS Hey. No way!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19Right, but Meena said she did not trust Kylie any more
0:07:19 > 0:07:22because Kylie totally gossips about Meena behind her back.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26I know! And then Tina said that then she turned round to Kylie
0:07:26 > 0:07:28and then Kylie had been the one that kissed James.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29I know!
0:07:32 > 0:07:35I mean, who twerks any more?! It's just so sad.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38I know!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41And Meena said that she was just totally sick of it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Because, you know, they are meant to be best friends.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46It was just completely rude and...
0:07:49 > 0:07:51This. Has. To. Stop.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- What?- Lauren. The phone. The selfies. The game. The gossip.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58I am trying to sleep!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Just leave her, she'll get bored.- Not Lauren.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02You are in charge around here
0:08:02 > 0:08:05and it's about time you took some responsibility.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Good point, have a word with her.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, no. You own this mess.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11She's your daughter!
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Not fair, I never wanted her to have the phone in the first place.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Life is unfair!
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And whilst you're living under this roof, you have to provide us
0:08:20 > 0:08:22with certain boundaries.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Is that clear?
0:08:24 > 0:08:26- BOTH: Yes, Millie.- Right.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34I just think it's a bit soon for me to be disciplining your daughter.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Well, you should've thought of that before you made yourself
0:08:37 > 0:08:38the phone fairy.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44SCARY MOVIE SOUNDS
0:08:52 > 0:08:56- It's a spider! - Ah!- Sorry.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Don't. I am seriously afraid of spiders. Arachnophobia.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03It's a pelvis.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Pelvophobia!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08I used to collect spiders.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13MOBILE RINGS
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Lizzie? Don't worry, I'm here. OK, just remember the breathing.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23I'll be there right away. Well, if it hurts, shout at Trevor.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Well, shout louder!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Babies on the runway.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Babies?- Yep, triplets.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Eugh! Eugh! Eugh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34I've got to go. Could be a while.
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Wait! It's never been just the three of us before!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40You're an experienced parent. What do you let the girls do?
0:09:40 > 0:09:44- Whatever they want.- OK, maybe don't try that with Jake.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Just do what I do, go with your instincts. Be creative!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Yeah. Good. And what else?
0:09:50 > 0:09:51Let go of my arm.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- Enjoy!- Bye.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08There comes a time when an adult has to decide, am I a pushover?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Or do I want respect?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13A pushover's way easier.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19While you're living under this roof,
0:10:19 > 0:10:22I need to provide you with certain boundaries.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Sorry, what are you talking about?
0:10:24 > 0:10:30- That!- On my phone? Oh, I know, it's great! Thank you.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35No problem, but... It's the noise, the texts, the calls.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36It's all a bit much.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Wait, are you telling me off?
0:10:37 > 0:10:41No! No, no, no... Sort of. Yes.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43It's a phone. That's what it's for.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46You were told you weren't allowed to use it in bed.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Tegan called me! I couldn't not answer. That'd be rude.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Hand it over.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52What?! That's, like, a violation of my human rights!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Give me the phone.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56You can't tell me what to do. You're not my dad!
0:10:56 > 0:10:59No, but I'm your mum's boyfriend.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Partner. Significant other. I'm an adult!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03MOBILE RINGS
0:11:03 > 0:11:11Oh, Natalie! I know, did you see Jade's selfie? It was totally insane.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12Natalie, is it?
0:11:12 > 0:11:15I'm afraid Lauren will no longer be available on this number.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- Mike!- No, I'm her mum's partner. Mike, yes.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- I wouldn't say I was that cool but...- I hate you!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29LAUREN SHRIEKS
0:11:31 > 0:11:35- Right. I think it's time for bed. - Night, then.- No, I meant...
0:11:35 > 0:11:40Guys! Guys! Who's up for Burp Wars?
0:11:40 > 0:11:45OK. No. Thank you. Right, off to bed, both of you.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48The sofa's really lumpy.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50We hate it.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53You're in the girls' room. When they're not here, that's your room.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Great! So can we move stuff around, then?
0:11:57 > 0:12:01Well, no. Yes. No.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04So it isn't our room then, is it?
0:12:04 > 0:12:07It is! Honestly! I want you to feel at home here!
0:12:07 > 0:12:10Maybe we could move a few things around.
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Add some stuff to jazz it up a bit?
0:12:13 > 0:12:16If you want to make us feel at home here.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19I'm not sure I've got anything...
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Leave it to me. Come on, Jake, let's get on with it.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27- Thanks. You're the best new dad ever.- Thanks.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34She might have overreacted because you overreacted.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36And taking it off her was a bit heavy.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39And you should never, ever embarrass them in front of their friends.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41But, apart from that...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Dealing with teenage girls, it's like learning to swim
0:12:44 > 0:12:47and you've thrown me in the deep end with no water wings.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I never had these problems with Craig
0:12:49 > 0:12:51because he was always such a good kid.
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Hi, son.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I'm hungry.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59- Craig!- Night, mate.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04- Mike!- What?- Craig!- What? - The mess! Cake, everywhere!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Bless him. I'll just sweep it up for him.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Sharon, I really need you to have a word with Lauren.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I don't want to be the bad cop. I don't want to be a cop at all.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13I want us all to be friends.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Well, we can't always get what we want.
0:13:15 > 0:13:18And I never wanted her to have the phone in the first place.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Yeah, you did mention that.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23I just really wanted her to bond with Craig.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26If I go in now, you'll look like weak cop.
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Where is the phone, anyway?
0:13:27 > 0:13:30It's in my top-secret hiding place.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33I'll give it back to her in the morning. Lesson learned.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34Job done.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43See? You've got lots of stuff.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Jake, is that my bedspread?
0:13:45 > 0:13:48No, I wouldn't take your bedspread! It's your curtains.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50OK, that's enough.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53You're right, it's plenty. Now we can get started.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54- Oh, no...- I'll tell you what,
0:13:54 > 0:13:56we'll do a little bit now, a few tiny changes,
0:13:56 > 0:14:00and then we'll go to bed and finish it in the morning. Sound fair?
0:14:00 > 0:14:01I guess so.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02You relax. I've got this.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Come on, put your feet up.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Maybe just for a moment.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17OK, Mike, I'm sorry.
0:14:17 > 0:14:21Can I have my phone back now, please?
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Well, as long as you've learnt something.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26And we know what FAIL stands for, don't we?
0:14:27 > 0:14:31Finding An Important Lesson.
0:14:31 > 0:14:32Yes, Mike.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37- It's gone!- What?!
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I don't understand! It was in my top-secret hiding place.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41ALL: It was in your gym bag?
0:14:41 > 0:14:44Everybody knows where your top-secret hiding place is.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47- But where's my phone?!- Right, you lot stay here. I'll find it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49- OK, but... - Nobody move.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05I've found it.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Thank goodness. Where was it?
0:15:07 > 0:15:08Under a mattress!
0:15:08 > 0:15:09Whose mattress?
0:15:09 > 0:15:11Who took it?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12It was Millie.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13What was?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14OMG! You are so dead!
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Shiny thing.
0:15:16 > 0:15:20All this because I borrowed Lauren's pens? Sorry.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24You took my phone from Mike's top-secret hiding place.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26His gym bag? No, I didn't.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Motive, jealousy. Of my new phone!
0:15:29 > 0:15:35- I'm not!- OMG! She texted people! She texted people from my phone, look!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38But I didn't. Why would I even do that?
0:15:38 > 0:15:41My friends are going to think I've been gossiping about them!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Well, that's going to come as a shock.
0:15:43 > 0:15:44And I don't think it was Craig
0:15:44 > 0:15:49- because, look, he would never say THAT about himself.- What?
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Millie.- What is it?!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54Best not to look.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57I am not what you get when you cross a boy with a bog brush!
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Thanks a lot, Millie.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01I actually think this is one of your better haircuts.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Millie, I think you owe my son an apology.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06It wasn't me!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Then go to your room.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Fine, I'll go to my room,
0:16:10 > 0:16:14but I'm not going to say sorry, because I didn't do anything.
0:16:14 > 0:16:15And you are not my dad!
0:16:30 > 0:16:31Oh!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Oh.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Mum should have known it wasn't me.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Under my own mattress? Please.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Everyone knows the best place to hide stuff is in
0:16:53 > 0:16:54the airing cupboard.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58So, I've been set up. And there are only four suspects.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Mike? Nah, too nice.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05Mum? Well, she probably worked out it was me
0:17:05 > 0:17:07who talked Mike into getting Lauren the phone.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09We can't always get what we want.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13I never wanted her to have the phone in the first place.
0:17:13 > 0:17:16And if she was mad, she would just make me do chores all day.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Lauren?
0:17:18 > 0:17:22She could have easily put it under my mattress when I was asleep.
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Not her style. She'd just steal something back.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32So that leaves Craig. But why?
0:17:32 > 0:17:35There was the thing with the washing machine where his best outfit
0:17:35 > 0:17:36got shrunk and dyed pink
0:17:36 > 0:17:39when I accidentally washed it with my stuff.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45And he's clever enough to have sent those texts to himself as a decoy.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Just!
0:17:51 > 0:17:54That is genius. It was him!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Well, now it's payback time.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04Your mum's going to be mad because you've been up all night.
0:18:04 > 0:18:09And Lauren and Millie are going to be mad because of all this.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11And everyone's going to be mad at me.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13About Mum.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16You don't think she'll be mad? You think she'll be fine?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Because normally
0:18:17 > 0:18:21- she's quite relaxed about this kind of thing, isn't she?- Yeah.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23No.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Yeah.
0:18:25 > 0:18:26I think she'll be really mad.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Oh! Looks much better in the light.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42It was you. You stole the phone and then framed me.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43I worked it out.
0:18:43 > 0:18:47You can't prove anything, Sherlock. See ya.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49I know you took the phone from Mike's gym bag.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50I'll find proof!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53You'll see. I will!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I am here, you know.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Not to me you're not.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08This is weird. Look, I know I'm not your dad, but...
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Well, maybe you should stop acting like my dad.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Well, that includes not giving you a really cool, new phone.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Yeah, well, if you hadn't taken my phone off me
0:19:14 > 0:19:17then Millie wouldn't have been able to steal it!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19So you're just going to ignore me?
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- That's the plan.- Fine.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23Fine.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- You two all right?- BOTH: Fine!
0:19:28 > 0:19:30I hate all this arguing.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32It's bad enough living in a house with a thief.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45A piece of cake. Mike would never eat cake.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Unless they made a cabbage cake.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Now, who do we know who eats all the time?
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Proof! But in case it isn't enough...
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Insurance.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21MOBILE VIBRATES
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Proof?
0:20:35 > 0:20:36I'm back!
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- Hey!- Hey.- Hi, how's things? How are you? How are the triplets?
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Everything fine?
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Yeah. There was a lot of crying and screaming.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Well, that's triplets for you.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50No, that was the husband. Mother and babies did fabulously.
0:20:50 > 0:20:55So, we've had a quiet night here. Nothing's happened.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Nothing to worry about, anyway. So how are you?
0:20:57 > 0:21:00I just told you. Why've you got paint in your hair?
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Because nothing's happened, because everything's fine.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Nothing happened?!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14You've got nothing on me.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17- Cake. In Mike's gym bag?!- So?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19A) Mike doesn't eat cake.
0:21:19 > 0:21:22B) It's Mum's ginger cake, so ugh.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24And C) you were eating it all day yesterday.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27You totally got me. Well done, Millie. So I guess I'll...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29What you doing with my evidence??
0:21:29 > 0:21:30I'm eating it! Heh.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34What about the size ten trainer footprint under my bed?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37So I'll get in trouble - big whoop.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42The big whoop is, if I turn you in, I'll have beaten you - again!
0:21:42 > 0:21:44And then your dad will be gutted. He thinks you're so great.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47But now he's going to find out who you really are.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Shut up! Just shut up!
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- You can't tell him.- I'm not carrying the can for this!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55I want to know why you did it!
0:21:55 > 0:21:58- So you'll get in trouble.- What?
0:21:58 > 0:22:04I'm sick of this. I'm sick of you, Lauren, your mum, my dad.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07You think you're one big happy family.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10You even eat in sync. It's freaky!
0:22:10 > 0:22:11You're jealous.
0:22:11 > 0:22:15I'm not jealous, shorty.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yeah, cos we all get along.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Me, Lauren, Mum and your dad, we all have a laugh together.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24But you're not a part of it.
0:22:24 > 0:22:29Yeah, you're right. Well done, Sherlock.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33You got your sister, your mum...
0:22:33 > 0:22:36your dad and that other really weird family.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40All I've got is my dad. And you're not having him.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Just talk to her!
0:22:51 > 0:22:52I tried that!
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Well, try listening!
0:22:55 > 0:22:59Oh, I know. OK, call me later. Love you. Bye.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01Fancy bumping into you here.
0:23:01 > 0:23:07- Yeah, we live in the same house, unfortunately.- Quick word?
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Right. The thing is, this family is weird.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15In that I don't know how to deal with you and Millie.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19I saw red because you weren't listening, which was my fault.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23I couldn't explain... I was trying to say...
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Something funny on your phone?
0:23:24 > 0:23:28No. You. Do you even know what you're saying?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Not really. But at least you're talking to me.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34OK. It just feels like
0:23:34 > 0:23:38you're this random guy, coming in, trying to push us around.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I can see how that could be annoying.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Yeah! But you did buy me the phone.
0:23:45 > 0:23:46Which was so nice of you.
0:23:46 > 0:23:50But I went way over the top when I snatched it from you and I'm sorry.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55- Should I say sorry, too?- If you like.- Well, I am. Really.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57- See, it's much better when we talk like this.- Yeah.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01- I'll just try and not use my phone as much. Sorted?- Sorted.
0:24:01 > 0:24:07Oh! Hello, Lauren! I didn't know you were in here!
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Just came in to do some dusting.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13So, what have you two been talking about, then?
0:24:13 > 0:24:14MOBILE RINGS
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Right then, anyone up for a cabbage smoothie?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28No, but I'll have one with fruit in.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30How about you, Sharon?
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Yuck! No, thanks. You must be joking.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38The kids did this?
0:24:40 > 0:24:41I can explain.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44OK. I can't explain.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47They must have found some stuff and I must've fallen asleep
0:24:47 > 0:24:49and... They're fine! So...
0:24:49 > 0:24:50You let them redecorate?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53No. I didn't know they were going to paint the walls and
0:24:53 > 0:24:55put wallpaper up!
0:24:55 > 0:24:57I've only got one thing to say.
0:25:00 > 0:25:04- You are so lovely.- What?!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07- To let them do this.- Really?- Yeah.
0:25:07 > 0:25:08Yeah, yeah.
0:25:08 > 0:25:12You let them go a bit too far, but you made them feel at home.
0:25:12 > 0:25:16- You are brilliant. - Yeah, I am.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23- The girls are going to go mad, aren't they?- Yep.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Yep, I'm afraid they are.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Hi. I've got something to tell you.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38It's all right. I just wanted to say...
0:25:38 > 0:25:41No! It was me and I'm sorry.
0:25:42 > 0:25:46Mike got Lauren something new and I was jealous.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50But I shouldn't have taken the phone, I really am sorry.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I'll let you get away with it this time.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55But you owe me.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04It's just difficult sometimes. Like, how we all fit in and that.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Am I forgiven?
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Mm-hm. Of course you are.
0:26:14 > 0:26:18So this time, you win.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Nah, not really.
0:26:20 > 0:26:26The phone trick worked. Sending that text to yourself? Bog brush.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28That was a touch of class.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31Yeah. It was, wasn't it?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33Frenemies?
0:26:40 > 0:26:44We're getting there. We're sort of, kind of, getting there.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49Your pants are showing!