0:00:02 > 0:00:05Dad and Amber are trying to get a bigger place, together.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09Which is great, because sharing one room between four kids is mad.
0:00:11 > 0:00:13Even if it is only two at a time.
0:00:13 > 0:00:17And with Jake sleeping in your room, who knows what you might find.
0:00:19 > 0:00:21SHE SIGHS
0:00:23 > 0:00:25SHE GASPS
0:00:25 > 0:00:27Mm, sticky.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Mind you, her hair did taste delicious.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33One problem is, now Dad and Amber
0:00:33 > 0:00:36are working so hard to save up for the new place,
0:00:36 > 0:00:39they hardly get to see each other.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48ALARM BLEEPS
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Oh, I feel like I've hardly slept.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52It's my alarm.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Oh.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57So, the flat's a mess, we're living off toast,
0:00:57 > 0:01:00there's no bedtime - what is not to like?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Except when we forget the washing.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Oh.- Oh.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh, there's chips in the oven, call Tracy back,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Jake broke your Hibs mug, got to go, bye.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52What did he say?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56Something about chips and Hibs. I've got to lie down, I'm sorry.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02CROWD CHEERS
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Go on, shoot, shoot!
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Can you not do that another time?
0:02:10 > 0:02:13When, the middle of the night?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I need to watch this now.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You need to find an interest,
0:02:17 > 0:02:20before you become half-boy, half-sofa.
0:02:20 > 0:02:24- I have an interest, Sharon. - Great. What is it?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26Watching telly.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30HOOVER WHIRS
0:02:30 > 0:02:32CROWD CHEERS
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Your team lose 2-0. Heard it on the radio.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Mum, can I get help with my biology?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45I don't get genes.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47They are tricky, aren't they?
0:02:47 > 0:02:50High-rise, overalls, culottes - so many options.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52Not right now, sweetheart. I've still got to work out
0:02:52 > 0:02:55where we're going to put everyone, I'm sorry.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Well, I'm in my room, obviously.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It's not just yours, and you weren't even supposed to be here.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02OK...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Dad, why didn't you tell Amber we were coming this week?
0:03:04 > 0:03:06HE SIGHS
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I've no idea where everyone's going to sleep.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10Except you, Dad, you're on the air mattress.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Tony, we've got to be more organised.
0:03:12 > 0:03:17- Shouldn't be too hard.- I'm sorry, my bad, I've had a shocking day.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- Well, not literally, but... - Can you move the toolkit?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Yeah, I will in a minute, I just need to clear these messages and...
0:03:24 > 0:03:26HE SINGS TO HIMSELF
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Oh, not that one, I won't be able to get it out of my head now.
0:03:29 > 0:03:32Little things are starting to wind them up,
0:03:32 > 0:03:35like how Dad hums theme tunes.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37And Amber puts ketchup on everything.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Dad used to think it was cute.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Why are you putting ketchup on a cracker?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Because there's nothing else to put it on. Where's the shopping?
0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Shopping?- Tony, I asked you to pick up some food after work.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Don't tell me you've forgotten that as well?
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- I'm starving. - All right, just don't worry.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I'll whip something up using...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58eggs and...
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- ..gherkins. - THEY GROAN
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Tony, you can't just keep forgetting everything but work!
0:04:05 > 0:04:09- Where's Jake?- Jake!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11I forgot to pick him up from running.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12BANGING
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Ow! Toolkit!
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Sorry!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21You watching telly? Again?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23It's not a telly, Sharon, it's a laptop.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Well, it's a little telly with a keyboard on it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I wouldn't mind, but you're not exactly curing diseases, are you?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31You're watching cat videos.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh, Cat On A Lilo?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Check it out, he doesn't see the pool-cleaning robot and then...
0:04:37 > 0:04:41- Boom!- Ooh! Who knew a cat could jump that high?!
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Anyway, mate, you shouldn't be watching screens all day.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45Go and do something useful, go on.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47You as well?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Cheers, Dad(!)
0:04:52 > 0:04:53I don't want to be a nag,
0:04:53 > 0:04:56but he does really need to find another interest.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You know, before his eyes melt.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01Yeah, no, I'll have a word, if I can get his attention.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Oh, look! It's a cat on a skateboard.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, cat.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- You having fun?- Oh, hi, Craig.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13No, we're just trying to figure out how to turn it off.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Yeah, right.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Well, excuse me, I've got to go and do my homework.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30KETCHUP SQUIRTS
0:05:30 > 0:05:32You don't have to smother it.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35You won't taste the delicate gherkin-y flavour.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37That's sort of the idea.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43PHONE RINGS
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Well, don't get it now, we're eating.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I have to.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Hi, Dave, how are you, mate?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56No, no, it's not a bad time.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07- All right?- Craig, what's this?
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- This is a bass drum. - Yeah, I can see that.- Then why ask?
0:06:11 > 0:06:13I mean, what's it doing here?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oh, so, this is my new interest.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I'm going to be a drummer.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Great, isn't it? Yeah, I bought them second-hand off my mate Derek.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- We had a man to man talk. - What, you and Derek?
0:06:23 > 0:06:26No, me and Craig. We decided that you're absolutely right -
0:06:26 > 0:06:29he needs something to do - and he's always wanted to play the drums.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- Oh, but won't that be a little bit loud?- No, no, no, we'll stuff them
0:06:32 > 0:06:34- with pillows.- Oh, does that make them quieter?- Yes.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37And a lot more comfortable to sleep on. Don't worry,
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- you'll hardly notice.- I can't wait to get started, Sharon.
0:06:39 > 0:06:43I even got myself some heavy-duty sticks.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, bless him!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47He's like a kid at Christmas.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50And we owe it all to you. Mwah!
0:06:53 > 0:06:55LAUGHTER
0:06:55 > 0:06:58You can't play basketball in the library, dummy.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Why would they have wastepaper baskets then?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Smells good.- It's pizzas for tea.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Why are there only three pizza boxes?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Shall we go and sit down?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13MILLIE SINGS TO HERSELF
0:07:13 > 0:07:15LAUGHTER
0:07:19 > 0:07:22We've got something to say.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26You all know that things have been a bit difficult lately.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30You could say erm, that we've hit a sort of dead end.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Maybe that's the wrong word, er...
0:07:33 > 0:07:37What Tony's trying to say is, we've decided to take a bit of a break.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Going on holiday?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Don't you get it?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45They're splitting up.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47No, no, we're not, erm...
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Just having some time apart.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- Giving each other some space. - Yeah, right.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Where have I heard that before?
0:07:53 > 0:07:58But what about us kids? We've only just got used to each other.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59Aye, we're thinking of you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03If we have any doubts, then it's not fair on all of you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Not after everything you've been through.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10It's only going to be for a little while, right?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15We'll see how that goes, pal.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19I've packed our stuff and I think we should go home in a minute.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21This is our home!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23SHE CRIES
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Wow, no, that's major.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Wait, that doesn't mean you're going to be at ours more, does it?
0:08:33 > 0:08:36No! And thanks for the sympathy.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37I didn't see it coming.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40On the bright side, at least we get our room back.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I'm just looking for the silver lining.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Fran, I've saved a seat for you!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47What's the point? We're going to drift apart.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50You probably won't even want to know us any more.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Will you shut up and sit down!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oi, you can't sit next to me here.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58- I don't know him!- See? Told you.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Stop that.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04- OK? Now, are we going to take this lying down?- Yes.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08We've all been here before. They act all noble and before you know it,
0:09:08 > 0:09:10they're fighting over the DVD collection.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13But we're still going to be friends?
0:09:13 > 0:09:16Of course we will. They can't stop us seeing each other.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19That would be awkward, though - Mum and Tony would have to meet.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21So? Tough.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Maybe that's not such a bad thing.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28What, Tony and Amber?
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Are you sure? - Yeah, Millie told me on the bus.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Gave them the old fireside chat -
0:09:33 > 0:09:35"Guess what? We're dumping each other."
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Well, they didn't say that. - "We need some time apart."
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Well, that's hardly the same thing.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42It was with you and Mum.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Poor Tony. I mean, I know he's not easy to live with,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50but Amber seemed really...tolerant.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hey, erm...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You're OK, aren't you?
0:09:54 > 0:09:57What? Oh, yeah, of course. We're fine.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00I was just checking.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Oh, Craig, don't eat in front of the telly!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Telly? Who needs telly?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I'm going to be spending some quality time with my babies.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Hear that? His babies. That's down to you, that is.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Made him a drum daddy.
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Well, it's all about finding the right motivator.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- Oh, I hope Tony's OK.- He'll be fine!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23A bump in the road is just nature's way of saying
0:10:23 > 0:10:26you need a new exhaust.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28We're so lucky to have each other.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- We're in a great place right now. - And nothing is going to change that.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33DRUMMING
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Oh, well, at least he's getting the hang of it.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Yeah, like you said, they'll be much quieter once you stuff them
0:10:38 > 0:10:41- with pillows. - They are stuffed with pillows.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43HE SIGHS
0:10:45 > 0:10:49Bring my puzzle book and run me a bubble bath. I'm cocooning.
0:10:49 > 0:10:54Well, I hope you turn into a beautiful butterfly.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Or at least get dressed.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58TV PLAYS SAD MUSIC
0:10:58 > 0:11:00So, here we are again, eh?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Cos I'll never find anyone else.
0:11:03 > 0:11:07I'll be alone forever. Just me and you and Lauren.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09And Fran.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- She's coming over.- Fran?
0:11:11 > 0:11:15- How's she getting here? - How do you think? Amber's bring her.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18DOOR BUZZER
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Amber?
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Erm... Ah!
0:11:26 > 0:11:29- Hi, sorry, wasn't expecting you. - Weren't you?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Cos it looks like you dressed up especially.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35Hey, Fran. You want to come in for a bit?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38No, I don't think so. Thanks.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- OK, see you, Mum.- Bye.- Bye.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47So...how's it going?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49You know.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52- Less stressful?- Wouldn't be hard.
0:11:52 > 0:11:57- Made any more gherkin omelettes? - Aye, I'm bringing out a cookbook,
0:11:57 > 0:11:59"Meals When You Forgot To Shop."
0:12:01 > 0:12:06Hey, listen, if you like, I can bring Fran back to yours later.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08You know, save you another trip.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Oh, thanks, yeah, that'd be really...
0:12:10 > 0:12:13PHONE RINGS
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Hi, Dave.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- No, no, not a bad time.- Actually...
0:12:17 > 0:12:20No, no, you need to replace the control fuse,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22but you need a box spanner to get to it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Don't bother, I'll pick her up myself.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29The keys are next door with Mrs Francis.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Aye.
0:12:34 > 0:12:38It's your turn, you've got to do something with Jake today.
0:12:38 > 0:12:43- No.- We're trying to get Dad and Amber to meet up, remember?
0:12:43 > 0:12:47You know what, you're right.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Now he doesn't have Amber, he can devote himself to you.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54He can make sure you're doing all your homework,
0:12:54 > 0:12:56vet all your boyfriends...
0:12:56 > 0:12:59- Hm.- ..and keep an eye on what you're doing online.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05You know what, I might go see what Jake is up to today,
0:13:05 > 0:13:07give him a call.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Craig!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22I brought you some cereal.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Cheers. Just put it down there.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27I'm working on my rolling thunder.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Oh, look!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33It's your favourite TV programme, The World's Weirdest Animals.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35You don't want to miss that.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39That's OK, I've got to practise a lot.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I don't want to jinx it, but I could be onto something big.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Oh, I heard a joke, do you want to hear it?
0:13:48 > 0:13:52What do you call a person that hangs around with musicians?
0:13:53 > 0:13:54A drummer.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56A drummer!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58CYMBAL CLASHES
0:14:09 > 0:14:12Why are you meeting Jake in the park?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14He wants us to jog his fun run course.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Oh, I promised him I'd go to that.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18- There they are!- "They"?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21- Aw!- Come on!
0:14:23 > 0:14:26- So, I keep a nice pace through the middle...- Hi.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29Hey, Lauren. Hi, Tony.
0:14:30 > 0:14:34- I'll come back and get you later. - Oh, Dad, just sit and have a coffee.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36- We won't be long, come on, Jake.- OK.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Wait until you see the course, it runs...
0:14:43 > 0:14:46- You're looking well.- Thanks.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49Nice to see you got dressed.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Thanks.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53HE HUMS TO HIMSELF
0:14:53 > 0:14:56You don't even know you're doing it, do you?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Doing what?
0:14:57 > 0:14:58SHE SIGHS
0:15:00 > 0:15:04If there's not enough there, I'll get you another bottle.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07- Do you know what, I think I'm going to go for a walk.- Fine.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12- Aw!- Oh, Tony, I'm so sorry. - The state of my trackies!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Are you laughing at me?- No, I'm sorry.- You are, you're laughing.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16SHE LAUGHS
0:15:16 > 0:15:19You spilled milkshake down me and now you're laughing.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20I'm sorry!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23SHE KEEPS LAUGHING
0:15:26 > 0:15:29Dad looked like he'd laid down in a milk puddle.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31It was so embarrassing, I made him walk behind me.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33But still, our plan's working.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36They told us they'd decided to be friends.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Yeah, that's good, isn't it?
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Are you kidding? It's almost worse. Now Dad's in the friendzone.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44OK, so, we have to do something.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47What about a big romantic dinner?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50We invite Amber round, but don't tell her why.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yeah, we can get loads of flowers.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56- Right! And fairy lights. - And a fresh bucket of popcorn.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58What's romantic about popcorn?
0:15:58 > 0:16:00The smell.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02So, when are we going to go for it?
0:16:02 > 0:16:06If our dad's in the friendzone, as soon as possible.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08DRUMMING
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Mike, the drums have to go!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13It was your idea, and it's a genius one! I've never seen him like this.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Maybe he could take up something quieter? You know, like mime.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Honestly, he's like a different kid, he's all lit up.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Well...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23CYMBALS CLASH
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Oh, I can't take it, it's like living in a bowling alley!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Either those drums go or I do.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29All right, I'll have a word!
0:16:29 > 0:16:31DOOR SLAMS
0:16:34 > 0:16:38- Lauren! Can I come out now? - No, it's a surprise.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41It's not my birthday, is it?
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Just put on the clothes I chose for you and be quiet.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52MUSIC: My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Oh, no, you haven't!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58DOOR BUZZER
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Oh!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- Hi, come in.- Hey.
0:17:05 > 0:17:06You look nice.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13# I see you, I feel you... #
0:17:13 > 0:17:15It's not how it looks.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Surprise! We cooked you dinner.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21I'm sure that Amber has to get back.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, for goodness' sake, it's fine.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28We are friends, aren't we?
0:17:28 > 0:17:29HE SIGHS
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Yeah, yeah, all right, OK.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Yes!
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Come on.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37- Thank you.- All right.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39What's that smell?
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Oh, popcorn.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Under the table. Enjoy.
0:17:48 > 0:17:53For my special starter, tower of salad. And following, spaghetti.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57Come on, let's go.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Go!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06- What are you doing?- Oh, come on, let me stay.- No, we're leaving.
0:18:06 > 0:18:12# ..my heart will go on and on. #
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Almost makes gherkin omelette look good.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17This is all a bit over the top.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20How sweet is it, though?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23I can't believe how much the kids want to see each other.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26Tony...
0:18:26 > 0:18:30I know things have been a bit difficult between us,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32but I wonder if we could...
0:18:32 > 0:18:33PHONE RINGS
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Sorry! Erm...
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Hi, Dave.
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Have the new room specifications come through?
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Is everyone happy?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- I bet they'll be back together before pudding.- Yeah.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Let the popcorn do its work.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54- DOWNSTAIRS:- ..just because you're working hard.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56You still have to cook and clean the bath!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Well, the bath doesn't need cleaning all the time,
0:18:58 > 0:19:01- it upsets its natural ecology. - That's unhygienic!
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Yeah, so is covering the kitchen table
0:19:02 > 0:19:04with bits of an oily motorbike!
0:19:05 > 0:19:07TONY SIGHS
0:19:08 > 0:19:13Oh, ketchup on a salad. What are you going to put it on next?
0:19:13 > 0:19:14Mum, no, don't!
0:19:14 > 0:19:16THEY GASP
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Come on, kids, we're leaving.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- But what about dinner? - I want to stay.- Go!
0:19:22 > 0:19:24- Please, Mum!- I don't understand.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Look on the bright side. At least you got out of the friendzone.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Just in the wrong direction.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39I don't think I can be the guy that she wants me to be.
0:19:39 > 0:19:45- What guy is that?- An on-time guy who remembers every little detail.
0:19:45 > 0:19:50- Like food?- All right, every big detail.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Your mum wanted to make me someone I wasn't, and look how that ended.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57Trust us, Dad, Amber is not Mum.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59What worries me the most
0:19:59 > 0:20:03is the thought of ever putting you two through that again.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11No, you're banned.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14We made a romantic dinner for you and you squirt ketchup all over him?
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I don't get it. I thought you loved Tony.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20I do love him.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23You know, he makes me laugh and he's thoughtful and kind.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Oh, and he can do impressions.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Yeah, but the thing is, can I count on him?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Because, after your dad, I think I've had it with unreliable men.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Tony's not like Dad. For starters, he doesn't wear leather trousers.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Yeah, but what if he walks away like your dad did?
0:20:40 > 0:20:43I'd never forgive myself if you two got hurt again.
0:20:44 > 0:20:48We're all right, aren't we? Come on, The Three Musketeers, one for all...
0:20:48 > 0:20:51ALL: ..and all for lunch.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54That's it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Come on, we don't want to be late for Jake's run.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Sorry, Craig, it's just that I'm in the house all the time.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Oh, Sharon, it's OK. I'm sorry too, but it's OK.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07The band, they've found a space where they want me to rehearse.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- Wait, "the band"?- Oh, yeah, Sharon, I told you I was onto something big.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I've joined a band.
0:21:14 > 0:21:18- You're in a band?- Yes! The Drooling Mummies.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20Not mummies like you, mummies like...
0:21:20 > 0:21:22HE IMITATES MUMMY
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Sweet, yeah? It's all down to you.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28I just want to say thanks, Sharon,
0:21:28 > 0:21:32for getting me up off the sofa and that. Nice one.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39See, what did I tell you? He just needed an interest.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Here, let me help you out with that.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44So, this band, does it rehearse far away?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Three nines.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49Four fours.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Five twos.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- THEY LAUGH BOTH:- Cheat!
0:21:55 > 0:21:56PHONE BLEEPS
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Stop it, cheater!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00- Oh, no!- What is it?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02I promised Jake I'd go to his fun run.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05I set a reminder ages ago, so I'd remember.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08He'll be gutted, but I can't just turn up.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12- Are you kidding? This is perfect. - Seriously, you have to go.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15I'm not even dressed, and even if I make it, I'll be well late.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17And you know what Amber was like if I was late.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Well, this is your chance to show her what you're made of.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21Aye, jelly!
0:22:21 > 0:22:24I don't feel very well. My elbows hurt.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27Besides, my van's in the garage.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Looks like you'll be having a fun run of your own to the park then.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Oh, no!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Go, go, go.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38What do you think, Mum, should I wear my blue or striped top?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41Sorry, what do you keep looking for, Jake?
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Tony said he would come.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48Oh, sweetheart, look, Tony might have changed his mind.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51He won't. He promised.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Stop, wait!
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I can't.
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Argh, I'm too late. - No, Dad, come on.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I can't!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07If you don't hurry up, then we're going to miss it
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- and then you're going to be mayor of the friendzone.- Let's go!
0:23:10 > 0:23:11HE SIGHS
0:23:11 > 0:23:13OK.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15In what way is this a fun run?
0:23:17 > 0:23:20All runners to your starting positions, please.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24But he swore on his galactic oath.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Jake, I tried to tell you.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29I mean, he's probably just got a call from Dave
0:23:29 > 0:23:31- and had to drop everything. - Hey, pal.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Are you ready for the off?
0:23:33 > 0:23:34You came!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Millie!
0:23:38 > 0:23:41- I told you he'd come. - I'm so sorry I'm late, sorry.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45You don't have to say sorry, not for keeping your promise to Jake.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47He's over the moon.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49And I feel pretty good too.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Hello, Mr Mayor? Time to get out of the friendzone.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Kiss her.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- PHONE RINGS - Oh.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Yes, Dave, this is a bad time.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Whoo!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17THEY LAUGH
0:24:17 > 0:24:19- Yes!- Urgh!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I really want you in my life.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27All of you.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30But this getting a bigger place, it's messed everything up.
0:24:30 > 0:24:35- We're back to where we started. - No, wait, I have an idea.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38You should all just move in.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41Say what? Dad's place is too small, so put more people in it?
0:24:41 > 0:24:44It would work, because we did it before.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46But that was only temporary.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50And so would this be - well, until you got a bigger place.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53If you move in, that would save one lot of rent,
0:24:53 > 0:24:56so you two wouldn't have to work as hard to save up.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01That is so mad...
0:25:01 > 0:25:03that it might just work.
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Yes, Jake, what do you think?
0:25:08 > 0:25:10I think I...
0:25:10 > 0:25:12missed the race.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Go!- Go!- Go, Jake!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17THEY LAUGH
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Dad and Amber are over their bump in the road
0:25:24 > 0:25:26and the wheels haven't come off.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29They're all moving into Dad's flat - hooray!
0:25:29 > 0:25:31But also...
0:25:31 > 0:25:33LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:34 > 0:25:38SHOUTING: That's the sounds of The Drooling Mummies.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41He needed a place to rehearse for a few days,
0:25:41 > 0:25:43so Mike offered them our house.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48It's just while the guitarist's dad finishes painting the garage.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50What?
0:25:50 > 0:25:54The guitarist's dad, he's painting the... Never mind.