0:00:02 > 0:00:05- Oh, hey, Dad!- Taa-daa! New cushion design - what do you think?
0:00:05 > 0:00:06Cool, Dad, and I was thinking,
0:00:06 > 0:00:09we could make the website a little bit more like a supermarket...
0:00:09 > 0:00:13- Yeah, hold that thought, mate. - Isn't the yellow a bit too yellowy?
0:00:13 > 0:00:14Nah, it's, it's fine.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Yeah, thanks - I'll tell Sharon.
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Cool, Dad, and what about my idea with...?
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Pass the Wheaty Flakes.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23These Wheaty Flakes?
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Yes, Craig - those Wheaty Flakes!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Done me.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49Well - that came out of nowhere.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51But you've got to hand it to Craig -
0:00:51 > 0:00:54he does take selfish to a whole new level.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Still, he has given me an idea for my homework.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33Oh, great!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35So, you like the new idea for the website, then?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Lauren finally remembered to bring her trainers home.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Oh, why don't we give her a medal(?)
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Don't know why I bother.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45TURNS UP MUSIC
0:01:45 > 0:01:46- Craig!- Craig!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- TURNS OFF MUSIC - Craig?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Oh! I'm doing my ICT homework.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59I've decided I'm going to make a spreadsheet
0:01:59 > 0:02:01on Craig's most annoying habits.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03But I'm running out of room.
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Look at all these - there are hundreds.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Ahh! That dress is SO me!
0:02:09 > 0:02:11How much is it?
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- BOTH:- Aagghhh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15I want to be in a magazine.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17You? On the cover of a magazine?
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I don't want to be a model. I mean, I know I've got the looks,
0:02:21 > 0:02:24but you can only eat, like, one cracker a week, it's ridiculous.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I want to be...
0:02:26 > 0:02:30- Here! Stylist, editor! - In your dreams!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34- Do you not think that I could do it? - No, no, sure - of course.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Deluded.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41So, she's in Fantasy Land, Craig's on Planet Selfish,
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I'm the only one who's living in the real world!
0:02:43 > 0:02:44As usual.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Right, so, the list of Craig's worst habits.
0:02:48 > 0:02:54Let's see - well, there's "never washing up"...
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Do you think for once you could take your dishes downstairs, please?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59I haven't got a full bed yet.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03"An incredibly bad loser"...
0:03:03 > 0:03:07I'm going to send Craig all the way back to the start!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10- You didn't see that coming! - I'm going to get him on the next go!
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Actually, I've had enough now.
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Craig!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18And "picking his nose at the table".
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Actually, no-one should see that - eugh!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26You think I've missed anything?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31"Coming into our room uninvited",
0:03:31 > 0:03:34"coming into our room at all",
0:03:34 > 0:03:36"being rude", "being gross" and "being Craig".
0:03:36 > 0:03:38It's worse than I thought.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Hey, gorgeous! Moving day! How's it going?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Really, really well! Yeah!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Where am I going to put everything?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54No-o-o! I got caught by the tractor beam again!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Er, Jake's gone over his screen time.
0:04:01 > 0:04:02No-o-o!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05I was about to destroy the alien mothership
0:04:05 > 0:04:07with my intergalactic apples!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Easy, Jake - any more than
0:04:09 > 0:04:1120 minutes on that game and you go bananas.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Any more chaos right now is going to tip me over the edge, OK?
0:04:21 > 0:04:25Look - all your electrician jobs are listed here.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Addresses, times.
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I've basically computerised all your job appointments.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33You're welcome(!)
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Oh, thanks - it's very useful.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- What are you doing? - Just writing down a few details.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41But it's all there - on the computer!
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Aye, I know, but you know where you are with a post-it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Yeah, stuck in the 20th century!
0:04:47 > 0:04:50You can upgrade everything except the user.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53"The awful music",
0:04:53 > 0:04:56"wearing body spray that attracts nothing but insects"...
0:04:56 > 0:04:58What's that?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I'm making a list on how Craig's so...unique.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I think Craig's wicked!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05"I'm Craig, innit."
0:05:05 > 0:05:09"Taking stuff without asking", "raiding the fridge",
0:05:09 > 0:05:11"eating everything in sight"...
0:05:11 > 0:05:15And he's all alone at Mum's while we're all jammed in here together.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18Well, I wish I lived with him, instead of a bunch of girls!
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Offence taken!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21"Offence taken!"
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Now, that is not a bad idea.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27It's time Craig found out what it's actually like to have
0:05:27 > 0:05:29to share with someone else,
0:05:29 > 0:05:32someone nearly as messy and annoying as him!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Oi!
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Jake!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Jake!
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Hi, Dad.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43We're going over to Mum's, get out of your hair.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45That's fine! We're OK.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Argh!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Tool box!
0:05:50 > 0:05:51I'm OK!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01MILLIE: Hello?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Whassup?
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Millie, get rid of him.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Is that any way to talk about the kid you're baby-sitting?
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- What? - You don't mind, do you, mate?
0:06:10 > 0:06:13It's just the girls want to do something girlie together.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16And I was just telling your dad that it would be great for Jake
0:06:16 > 0:06:18to have another guy to hang around with,
0:06:18 > 0:06:20you know, almost like a big brother.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Ah, you could take him under your wing while I shoot into town.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25He's a very giving person.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26£10 an hour.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28What?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30This would mean so much to Jake.
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Oh, all right. Thanks a lot - pal!
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Hah! Bye, Millie!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40He is SO going to earn that money!
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oi!
0:06:54 > 0:07:00Oh! They want to feature my cushions in Stitch and Sew!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01How great is that?
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Wow! Stitch and So-What?
0:07:03 > 0:07:06That's that big hobby magazine, isn't it?
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Did you just say magazine?
0:07:07 > 0:07:11They want some photos. We'll have to do a shoot!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12A photo shoot?
0:07:12 > 0:07:16Yeah, they want some action, cushion, fashion pictures.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19I've got some great ideas - I can pretend to eat one of the cushions.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Because they're so lifelike, they make you super healthy!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25OK, thanks for the input, Mike, but this is MY area.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26You know about photo shoots?
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Yeah. Photos are just like selfies, but the camera's turned round.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33- Of course we'll help. - Did I even ask?
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Personal assistant?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37That's you!
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Do I have to?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40It's a very important job.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42OK! What do I have to do, then?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46First up - make me a latte, and then keep up, we've got work to do.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47OK!
0:07:51 > 0:07:56Wow! I still can't believe you've got your own room with no girls!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58You've got so many games!
0:07:59 > 0:08:03Old, old, old... What's this?
0:08:03 > 0:08:05That's Mr Big Fly. You can put him down.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Oh - look what I've got.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Is that a toy car? Amazing!
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Whoa! You've got a real drum!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Yeah, yeah, Jake, don't touch that, mate!
0:08:25 > 0:08:30Who'd have thought I'd enjoy hearing Craig's drums so much?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Now he's getting a crash course from Jake
0:08:32 > 0:08:34in living with someone annoying.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36If we do this right,
0:08:36 > 0:08:38today's Stitch and Sew could be tomorrow's...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Tea Cosy World?
0:08:41 > 0:08:46I was thinking "S 'n' S" - or just "Snaz"!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49She really has lost it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50And you two can be my models!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54I know, right? But I do like a challenge.
0:08:54 > 0:08:58And apparently, I like an insult!
0:08:58 > 0:08:59Jake!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02- Body spray! - Oh, put it down!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Mmm - now I smell cool. Hah!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Smell cool, smell cool, smell cool, smell cool, smell cool, smell cool,
0:09:08 > 0:09:12smell cool smell cool, smell cool, smell cool, smell cool, smell cool.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Oh, just stop!
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Look...
0:09:17 > 0:09:19..I've had enough, Jake.
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Huh.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22And stop with the grunting!
0:09:22 > 0:09:27Just leave me and my stuff alone, OK, and get lost.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Sorry, Craig.
0:09:45 > 0:09:49OK, just activating a digital information transfer...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52Oh - my computer's playing up.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56There we go - that's great, I'll see you then. Thank you, bye.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59My post-its are losing their stick, must be all the dust.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Get you, Mr Organised! What are the yellow ones?
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- Electrical jobs.- Orange?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07- House things.- Blue?
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Stuff I can't be bothered to do!
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Yeah. Who needs hi tech, eh?
0:10:11 > 0:10:13And it hardly takes up any room!
0:10:13 > 0:10:16I'm just going to go and get the last box.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Agggh!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28Mmm - nice! Can I keep it?
0:10:28 > 0:10:29No.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33I'm starting to think Lauren COULD run a magazine,
0:10:33 > 0:10:37or even a small country - she's bossy enough!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39Hi, girls - how you doing?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You ready to come and do a few snaps?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Something that says "snuggly"!
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Mum, please - why can't you leave it to me?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49All right. But soon, eh?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Is that your look?
0:10:51 > 0:10:56No. These are my clothes and I like them.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Well, you're the only one who does. Come on!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00No!
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Oh, Jake - just sit there.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Mum says I get over-excited.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23It's just, I don't have a brother or anyone.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25But what about your dad?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Yeah, he's great, but I don't see him much.
0:11:29 > 0:11:30I get it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34Surrounded by girls all the time,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36hogging the limelight...
0:11:36 > 0:11:40You know, we gotta make ourselves heard, man.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Huh.
0:11:42 > 0:11:43Hmm.
0:11:43 > 0:11:47But listen, if you want to borrow my gear,
0:11:47 > 0:11:51that's cool, you just... You need to ask, all right?
0:11:51 > 0:11:54But you don't. You get to take stuff without asking.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56It says so on Millie's list.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57List?
0:12:01 > 0:12:02What list?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05There. You look good.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07I look like you!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Exactly. What do you think, Fransistant?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11She looks good, Editor.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15OK, I'm going to leave you two here in Fantasy Land
0:12:15 > 0:12:19and go and check on the boys, cos it is way too quiet!
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We need to practise.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26What? Holding cushions?
0:12:26 > 0:12:30There's holding, and holding right.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32OK, now to go sort out the props.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- BOTH:- Props?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Wait, right, Jake, you're telling me
0:12:38 > 0:12:43that Millie has made a list of all the things that make me "unique"?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45Yeah. All the cool stuff you do.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Like helping yourself to anything that you want,
0:12:49 > 0:12:51not helping with the washing up...
0:12:51 > 0:12:52Oh - and burping.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54- Burping?- Yeah.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Right - is that it?- No.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00The list is really long - so you must be really unique.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Oh, I am. It's true - I've got swag, Jake.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08But for some reason, I don't think that's why Millie wrote the list.
0:13:08 > 0:13:12Oh, and she also said, "You should try living with him."
0:13:12 > 0:13:13And I am.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Right. Yeah, and now I'm beginning to realise
0:13:16 > 0:13:19why I've been stuck with baby-sitting.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22What shall we do next?
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Scooch up.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30- You say you want to be like me?- Huh.
0:13:30 > 0:13:35Well, I reckon that you should try everything on that list.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Can I really? - Yeah, sure. Why not?
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Is there anything else on the list?
0:13:40 > 0:13:45Oh - raiding the fridge and eating everything in sight!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50This is the thing that adults don't understand.
0:13:50 > 0:13:54When a teenage guy needs to eat, he needs to eat.
0:13:54 > 0:13:55But I'm not a teenager.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Ah, but to grow into one, you need to eat.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04- Ooh, cupcakes!- Hey, hey! - Perfect! I'll take those.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07You can have them back after the shoot.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Can I have one now?- No!
0:14:10 > 0:14:14You see, that's the thing about girls, right?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16They act like you don't exist.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18But we have a fridge.
0:14:20 > 0:14:24One for you, one for me.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25Sick!
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Know what? I want to do everything on the list.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Yeah? What else is there?
0:14:36 > 0:14:37Being rude,
0:14:37 > 0:14:40entering Millie's room uninvited,
0:14:40 > 0:14:43leaving a mess pretty much everywhere you go...
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Walk with me.
0:14:47 > 0:14:53Now, I reckon we could save a bit of time and combine all three.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Are you allowed to do that?
0:14:56 > 0:14:58Mate, it's on Millie's list, right?
0:14:58 > 0:15:01That is, if you want to be unique?
0:15:01 > 0:15:03Like moi?
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Oui!
0:15:07 > 0:15:09PHONE RINGS
0:15:09 > 0:15:10Hello?
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Yes, Mrs Laker, let me just bring up your details.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Laker...
0:15:16 > 0:15:19The computer would make things a lot easier.
0:15:19 > 0:15:24Just checking - that's L-A-K-E-R?
0:15:27 > 0:15:28It's crashed!
0:15:28 > 0:15:31Can you just hold a minute, please, Mrs Laker?
0:15:31 > 0:15:35Um, um, er...
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- Ah! There we go! - 'Can you hear me? Hello?'
0:15:39 > 0:15:42'Hello? Hello? Are you still there?'
0:15:44 > 0:15:48I think you might have fallen in the box, Mrs Laker!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53So, it's really OK if I mess up this room?
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Mate, look, I didn't write the list, but if Millie says
0:15:56 > 0:16:00it's something I do, then I reckon we should show her how it's done.
0:16:00 > 0:16:01Hmm.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03OK.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12Ha!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Respect for the books!
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Yeah - rock and roll, rock and roll!
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Right...
0:16:27 > 0:16:30Let's go, let's go. Let's go...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32JAKE CHUCKLES
0:16:32 > 0:16:36OK, OK, back to the Craigster's room.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Um, er, I'll race you there, man!
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh! Look at this place!
0:16:49 > 0:16:51It's trashed!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Oh, no! Lauren's top!
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- What's the Editor going to say? - Would you stop calling her that?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Little rat - he is so dead!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01He can't have done all this by himself.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04And that smell...
0:17:04 > 0:17:05- LAUREN:- Fransistant!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Um, you try and stall her.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09She'll go ballistic if she sees her top!
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Editor! Maybe I should get you a latte or a fruity frappe?
0:17:14 > 0:17:16How long does it take you two...?
0:17:16 > 0:17:18You seem tense. You should take a power nap.
0:17:18 > 0:17:19What's that smell?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Aromatherapy?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27What have you two done in here?
0:17:27 > 0:17:28What are you hiding?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32Argh! That's my best top!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34It wasn't us!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37We saw Jake leaving, but Craig must have put him up to it.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Well, it was your idea to put them together,
0:17:39 > 0:17:41how did you ever think that was going to work?
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- It was part of my plan. - I should have known.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Listen. I thought Jake would drive Craig mad.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48But instead, they've ganged up on us!
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Well, like all your plans, it's a total fail -
0:17:51 > 0:17:53and I have to bail you out!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56- No, but...- Stop! What are we going to do? Ideas, ideas!
0:17:56 > 0:17:58- I have an...- Not you!
0:17:58 > 0:18:02I have a thought - but, no, it's too horrible.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Horrible is good.
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Well, there's this one thing that really makes Jake lose it.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07What's that?
0:18:07 > 0:18:10This computer game. Freaks Versus Aliens.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14He can only play it for 20 minutes. After that - boom!
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Hello, Jake.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21I didn't do it!
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Do what?
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- Um...- I think you should stay out of trouble.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29- Don't you agree?- Yeah.
0:18:29 > 0:18:33Though Craig does have this great computer game he'd love to show you.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39You've got Freaks Versus Aliens? Can I have a go?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Yeah - knock yourself out.
0:18:44 > 0:18:47Oh - can you tell me when 20 minutes is up?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48What? Why?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Oh, cos that's my time limit, that's all I'm allowed.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Hey, mate! You've got to man up!
0:18:55 > 0:18:59You going to let people tell you how long you can play for?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Or are you going to get it done?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Get it done!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Like this! No - like this!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Here we go!- Stand up straight.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15They will look snuggly, though, won't they?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Don't worry. They'll have the snuggle factor.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19OK, where's Farmer Giles?
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Do you like my outfit? - What about a plaid shirt? Jokes!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27OK, people, let's go. Props, props, props!
0:19:30 > 0:19:31Smile!
0:19:32 > 0:19:35OK, if we could all take a NATURAL smile, please?
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I want your face to hurt that you're smiling so much.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51How long do you think Jake's been playing the game for?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52About 15 minutes.
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Give him another five minutes - Craig won't know what hit him!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Look natural!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07And that's a wrap, everybody!
0:20:11 > 0:20:13They're so cheesy!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14I know what I'm doing.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Well, I suppose we could send them away and see what they say.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Trust me - this is going to work.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23With my intergalactic apples,
0:20:23 > 0:20:24I'll blast you all!
0:20:25 > 0:20:26No-o-o!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29Oh, the space tractor beam got me again!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I hate losing!
0:20:31 > 0:20:35- I'll destroy everything! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Jake!
0:20:35 > 0:20:40What are you doing, man? Don't get mad - get even!
0:20:40 > 0:20:41But it's impossible!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44No, it's not. I'll help ya.
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Will you?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47What's a big brother for?
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Right.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54OK, that right there isn't the mother ship, that's just a decoy.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56What?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Yeah, man, the real one's in the Nebular Cluster.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00On it.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09And that, my son, is how it's done!
0:21:09 > 0:21:12We did it! Yes! Yes!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I've been waiting to do that forever!
0:21:14 > 0:21:17You're the coolest!
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Sorry.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Nice one, bruv.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Oh, no, not another one?
0:21:30 > 0:21:33No, it's just a box of my junk - stuff I don't need any more.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Unless...
0:21:36 > 0:21:39No. I think that can go!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42And I've finally embraced technology. I'm using the computer.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Oh, great! Welcome to the 21st century!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Er, only to hold down the post-it notes so they don't blow away again.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51And we're back in the Stone Age.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Still, it's a start.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58You're so dead!
0:21:58 > 0:21:59What happened in there?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02You've been playing for over an hour - why aren't you going mad?
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Craig helped me.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06I was stuck in this one bit, and it was driving me crazy
0:22:06 > 0:22:08and he showed me how to do it.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Oh - he show you how to do all this as well?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13No, we were doing things off your list.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15You told him about that?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Yeah - we're bruvs. Huh.
0:22:19 > 0:22:24Yeah? Well, you're going to clean everything in here up, mister.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27With your bare hands - and maybe even your tongue.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36What do you want?
0:22:36 > 0:22:39I know you told Jake to trash our room.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43No, he was following a list of teenage bad boy stuff.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45You were the baby-sitter!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48Look, I think whoever gave him those ideas, they're the ones responsible.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Maybe they didn't think
0:22:49 > 0:22:51anyone would be dumb enough to act like that.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56Well, maybe it's not so dumb, not from Jake's point of view, anyway.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58What do you mean?
0:23:00 > 0:23:05He's sick of being around girls who get all the attention all the time.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Maybe he needs to make himself heard a little more.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Maybe he's even got some good ideas.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Maybe we're talking about you here?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Don't know what you're on about.
0:23:18 > 0:23:23OK. I guess the list was a bit mean.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25But I was impressed with how you got on with Jake.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Well, pay me £10 an hour, I'll get on with anyone.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39Stitch and Sew's come out!
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Oh, wow!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Oh, that's what I call a centre page spread!
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Don't my cushions look fab?
0:23:45 > 0:23:48And check out my dungarees! I mean, great picture.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50When you see it all on the page, it just looks perfect!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54Told you so. My first ever photo shoot, and it's in a magazine!
0:23:54 > 0:23:58And your supermarket look for the website, Craig, is fantastic.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01TEXT ALERT
0:24:03 > 0:24:04Oh, it's Jake.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Ah, he wants some tips from the master.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09'Scuse me, guys.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11I'm done with my Craig spreadsheet,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14but if I hadn't, I'd probably add a few more things.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Like, "surprisingly good with Jake"
0:24:17 > 0:24:20and "maybe even has an OK idea".
0:24:20 > 0:24:21See you, guys, I'm off.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24But, um, there you go, Millie, I saved you some.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26- Bye, Craig.- See ya, bye.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Argghhh!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Nice one, son!
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Craig?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35- CRAIG:- Wahey!